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lol wat

I don't masturbate.

faggot

How does one get the position of a sex toy tester? Where do I apply?

>I work for a sextoy manufacturer as a tester
Best job ever

>Most of my stuff is just part of my job, I work for a sextoy manufacturer as a tester.

>>4000276

I wrote a detailed letter of how much their product sucked.

...and they asked me to join their development team. All that paperwork and some restrictions on what you can say per NDA, but otherwise it's a good arrangement.

>>4000322

You think that's bad?

I've actually had people ask me if I can sell the ones I'm done with to them for cheap.

>>4000400
I know some of that stuff is expensive but... damn.

>>4000400
Do you work from home or do you stand by a conveyor belt, penis erect, jamming it into every 10 or so onaholes that pass by?

How much does it pay?

Can I get a reference?

>>4000941

Do you work from home or do you stand by a conveyor belt, penis erect, jamming it into every 10 or so onaholes that pass by?

Sometimes from home, but I have to go in for meetings and working with my partners in design because it's just too hard to explain without visual or hands on representation.

The factory isn't onsite with the corporate office, but I've been there before to pick up some of the products and meet with the team over there and their concerns over the molding problems, inserts and tearing, what needs to be reinforced/simplified, etc.

The workers there do inspect the products, but with gloves on and not dicks. We have a surprising amount of female workers in both areas. A common joke about a lot of the open ended sex toys with plugs that keep popping out is that those were designed by the women, implying that's why the tunnels are so short.

How much does it pay?

At first it was for free because I got to trial their software and small products in exchange. But as I rose up in the company I got paid for my work and am holding steady around $18.75 an hour.

Not much, but considering how much I'm saving on dating and the satisfaction, I doubt I can complain.

Can I get a reference?

I'd need to see how you jack off first. The trick is to have your pinky extended and twirl your...

Not that I'm being a prude, but simply put, if you get hired my pay goes down.

Despite being pretty lucrative, the business is still small and hiring is infrequent because of the low turnover rate (job satisfaction, remember?). Your best bet is to actually ask some of these companies if they're hiring.

Btw, having a background in chemical engineering helps.

>>4000941

>Do you work from home or do you stand by a conveyor belt, penis erect, jamming it into every 10 or so onaholes that pass by?

Sometimes from home, but I have to go in for meetings and working with my partners in design because it's just too hard to explain without visual or hands on representation. The factory isn't onsite with the corporate office, but I've been there before to pick up some of the products and meet with the team over there and their concerns over the molding problems, inserts and tearing, what needs to be reinforced/simplified, etc. The workers there do inspect the products, but with gloves on and not dicks.

We have a surprising amount of female workers in both areas. A common joke about a lot of the open ended sex toys with plugs that keep popping out is that those were designed by the women, implying that's why the tunnels are so short.

>How much does it pay?

At first it was for free because I got to trial their software and small products in exchange. But as I rose up in the company I got paid for my work and am holding steady around $18.75 an hour, plus the toys and stipend for buying products from 3rd parties. Not much, but considering how much I'm saving on dating and the satisfaction, I doubt I can complain.

>Can I get a reference?

I'd need to see how you jack off first. The trick is to have your pinky extended and twirl your... Not that I'm being a prude, but simply put, if you get hired my pay goes down.

Despite being pretty lucrative, the business is still small and hiring is infrequent because of the low turnover rate (job satisfaction, remember?). Your best bet is to actually ask some of these companies if they're hiring. Btw, having a background in chemical engineering helps.

Whenever I see op's name I think of Brent Spiner and Data talking about sex dolls.

Which sextoy manufacturer do you work for?

>>4001828

And have my ass eaten by the lawyerfags about violating the NDA by freely sharing the fruits of their research that they pay me for?

Nah, it's going to have to remain semi-anonymous until I own the company.

>>4001828

And have my ass eaten by the lawyerfags about violating the NDA by freely sharing the fruits of their research that they pay me for?

Nah, it's going to have to remain semi-anonymous until I own the company or I quit, whichever comes first.

I used to work telephone customer service for Adam & Eve. I am shamed by how smalltime I am.

>>4001814
>having a background in chemical engineering helps.

BRB, changing my major to ChemE.

Random question. Assume that a theoretical sexbot is composed of a rigid internal skeleton onto which are mounted computational and mechanical components. This is all encased in a flexible, soft substance that simulates flesh. The substance needs to have high thermal conductivity so that it acts as the heat sink for the internal components and has the added benefit of simulating "body heat". Are there any such substances that have these thermal properties while still feeling good enough to fuck?

>>4001927

i would imagin finding such a material isnt a problem. the hard part is finding a material robust enough to withstand heavy abuse without becoming less fuckable.

according to some people even human flesh cant wishtand that

pic unrelated but i cnt post wout one or i die

>>4001927

Well...

Problem has already been solved for you.

Enter Mechadoll. They've recently been able to effectively produce their dolls cheaper as well as create an internal heating element. Even before the price drop and upgrades they were my recommendation for the top of the line sex dolls, now it's even a better deal.

Unfortunately I think it'll be awhile before they let me have another $5-6500 doll on the company ticket.

www.mechadoll.com

What's miku sex toy?

http://mechadoll.com/pages/language/us/techno.html

"Body Temperature of 99.5ºF :
This generation of dolls is equipped with a heating system which maintains an internal body temperature of 99.5 degrees Farenheit that permits realistic and unmatchable sensations. With the new R.H.S.-V3 silicone, the diffusion of heat is homogenous and very stable without modification and premature wear on the silicone. This system behaves with six very low powered thermal independant zones, as well as two auxillary supervisions. The external unit control permanently communicates with the numerical date in the internal system of the body. Compatible with 110v-220V, 50-60 hertz, this unit can be permanently connected without the least risk.


R.H.S.-V3 Silicone :
The new R.H.S.-V3 silicone permits us to reproduce faithfully the texture of human tissue. It is a heat conductor, and does not create any undesirable phenomenon such as sticky or oily skin. Actually, this new silicone is not oily, does not stain sheets, and does not get harder with time. The silicone oil (thinner) that is used in this industry, actually makes the silicone more soft. On account of the fact the silicone thinner escapes and is absored by touch or by the support (sheets) that the doll is positioned on, the silicone will become hard and often disintegrate.

Structure :
The new 2009 structure is made of aluminum, with progressive brakes. This permits repilicated body movement and the possibilty to cross the legs. Weighing 8 pounds lighter, this new structure permits manufacturing lighter and sturdier dolls."

>>4001957

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO324

>>4001979
>Perfect for gag gifts to embarrass your friends

Y-yeah... that's why I'm buying it...

>>4001979
Is this good?

I hate jlist's disingenuous excuses for these things.

>>4001996

Haven't tried it, just learned about it from an earlier thread.

Maybe later after the current round is done.

>>4001979

How is this supposed to feel like I'm fucking Miku? Or is her face just on the box for promotion?

>>4002004

Aside from the soft gears inside you mean?

Didn't know about the mechadoll. So essentially the overheating problem is already solved and not a problem for the foreseeable future.

Basically, I was wondering that as internal components get more and more sophisticated, they'd end up generating more and more excess heat, thus shifting the problem from generating body heat to finding clever ways to harness it or get rid of it.

>>4001814
>it's just too hard to explain without visual or hands on representation.
Do you ever have to whip your cock out in front of the CEO in a board meeting to reinforce your point? You know you've landed THE dream job when you're able to get it out in front of the top brass.

>I'd need to see how you jack off first. The trick is to have your pinky extended and twirl your...
I actually do have my pinky extended.


How many hours do you work a week?

>>4002019

Funny you should say that though, as that is exactly what mechadoll was originally designed for: skin for androids.

It just so happens that it also makes for a great sex doll.

>>4002026

>Do you ever have to whip your cock out in front of the CEO in a board meeting to reinforce your point? You know you've landed THE dream job when you're able to get it out in front of the top brass.

No, but my penis size is on record there so they look at the figure each time as reference to how it relates to the toy.

There are a lot of stroking and pantomime thrusting involved though... and the hand gestures... oh the hand gestures.

>How many hours do you work a week?

Varies according to the project. We have a bunch going at once at all times but as it gets into the testing phases the work starts to shift away from the office and more towards the home.

>>4002056
Have you ever masturbated with at least one co-worker present?

>Varies according to the project.
What's the most hours you put in when things get hectic (if they ever do)?

>>4002056
>There are a lot of stroking and pantomime thrusting involved though... and the hand gestures... oh the hand gestures.
Best job ever.

>>4002056

Are you reimbursed for condom use?

>>4002062

Nah, although I did have to fluff it up for the recording and other documentation.

13 hours was the longest day, but that was because I had to make multiple trips back and forth between the factory and office.

>>4002087

part of the stipend

>>4002103
>recording

So your dick is on tape somewhere? That sounds slightly better than being in a porno.

>>4002103
Damn. That sounds like a great job.

I think I could contribute with my foreskin.

If Mechadolls had a better looking face I'd buy one right now.

If only they create head or faces in similar form or quality to present anime/manga/figures standard. Simplified, or idealized body proportion is also great.

Bet they're going to sell like hotcakes.

>>4002245

Then you'd just have creepy shit like kigs

>>4002245

>>4002255
Kigs are creepy, but it's because they pair huge balloon head mask with real life body proportion, so the unmatching form can be creepy.

>>4002273
That is not why they are creepy and you know it. It's more the fact that they look like dolls but are giant and move and are covered in some fake rubber skin. A giant doll robot would be the same and creep people out.

I wish they'd make a realdoll less "human, really" and more blatantly robotic in aesthetics. Might overcome the whole uncanny valley thing a bit, though it'd limit the market to those with such... tastes.

Kinda like Aegis.

>>4002312
THIS so many times.

I don't want a plain old boring human, i want a demon, a robot, some blue-skinned alien, a goo-girl.
What i'd give for Etna-doll with vibrating tail-dildo.

>>4002312
Still too "human". Chachamaru would be a better example, I think.

>>4002256
Is this a anime? Could someone give me source?

>>4002352
Looks a little like Koharu Biyori, but I'm not entirely certain.

> uncanny valley

Japanese fuckdolls tend to look less creepy to me because they don't try to go for complete realism. They tend to look more like CGs from some Final Fantasy game.
http://www.orient-doll.com/

>paid to test sextoy

jesus christ someone kill this guy for the job

>>4002417
This is correct

>>4002421
>They tend to look more like CGs from some Final Fantasy game
That makes it even creepier.

>I work for a sextoy manufacturer as a tester
>working with my partners

...faggot.

>>4002312
Seconded so hard. Aegis is the perfect balance of obviously robotic but still feminine.

The perfect job.