/jp/ - Otaku Culture

CONFESS!

Glad I checked if there was another thread beforehand. Shame its gatchatrash, but at least is a bodysuit.

Everyone sure does love foxes

Oh no! The kitsune's tail is so fluffy that she can't dry her FAT ass. If only there was a kind male human to warm her asscheeks with his dick...

>Here at MonCorp., not only do we know we kick your reproductive instincts into overdrive by existing, we are smug about it.

eww, whats that horrible smell?

>>40053259
>>40053263
>>40053266
Let's be honest: foxes are so damn horny that they'd actually orgasm from minimal interaction

>>40053279
the men of the sabbath

Fox?

>>40053280
>I'll never lose to a human.

>>40053280
is this why there so many unmarried ninetailed hags? because theyre way too sensitive in their as taillets?

>>40053254
Technically, it's an OC character.

>>40053306
Is it normal that I want to stick my meat into her tail?

>>40053297
>brush a single of her nine tails
>oh fox god no I am cooming AIEEEE. D-Damn young human h-humiliating a wise elder kitsune like me

suction cup hickeys are where it's at

>>40053306
We need more tail pussy besides manticores.

Why don't we make things interesting?

>>40053094
Stupid cat couldn't stop me for long.

I want to sex and wife a horc and a porc that is all

>>40053325
these to fight to the death, who wins?

>>40053333
there's always chimera. and tentacle has several suitable orifices

>>40053280
>>40053321
These posters are foxes. Do not believe their lies. They are trying to trick honest Anons like (you) and me into overconfidence and exposing ourselves to fox tails, their most powerful weapon

>>40053338
>You have my attention human.

>>40053280

>>40053280
>hug fox
>she immediately cums and passes out
huh

>>40053351
ayy lmao

>>40053366
>.

>>40053350
damn KIA psyops.

>>40053366
>Alien girls arrive and ask Anon to take them to humanity's leaders.
>He just says ayy lmao and starts laughing.

>>40053247
>That body
>That outfit
>That tattoo
Max horny

>>40053401

>space thread
what monster lays beneath the mask of Dread Pirate Kantamora?

>>40053425
are you trying to reference something?

>>40053434
I think Star Sector

>>40053425
Uh?

If monster girl aliens showed up I'd jump at the chance to live on the space frontier.

>>40053420
cute!

>>40053500
What is she even holding.

>>40053484
Just sign up for one of those cultural exchange programs, nothing weird will happen, trust me.

>>40053241
Shog from space!

>>40053514
Dangerously based

>>40053513
One of those foils you use to reflect the sun's rays onto you when tanning.

>>40053241

>>40053577

>>40053523
>"Captain! We have an unidentified mass that is crawling through the air ducts!"
>"My god, these readings are all over the chart! What horror is this!?"
>ensign anon enters the bridge and informs them its just his wife bringing him lunch
>shoggy drips out of the air vent and gives anon a kiss while handing him his lunch
>just another day in space

>>40053514
What mod?

>>40053598
Doesn't seem to even be a mod, just custom faction/species pictures

>>40053362
That one fox is specially horny. She doesn’t represent the proud respectable noble kitsune race

>>40053350
>dumb male human thinks he can make foxes cum from just stroking their tails
>the moment he touches one all nine tails immobilize him inside fluff hell, strippes and forced cum over the fur for as long as they want
Those kitsunes are getting smarter

I'm going to do ass to mouth with a Pyrow and you can't stop me.

>>40053619
>proud respectable noble kitsune race
don't lie to us anon, we all know foxes are 24/7 horny

Weekend at the cafe with a cute girl

>>40053635

>>40053636
I love skindentation.

How do I make my home Batcat-proof?
Please help she knows I’m running out of time and is preparing her final assault

>>40053659

>>40053662
You mean the same way a house is babyproofed, right?

>>40053662
just put out your trusty "no girlz allowed" sign

>>40053662
buy her a ribbon so it can at least be a classy milking

>>40053635
That's the most realistic tail connection I've seen in a pic so far.

>>40053683
She stole it off my door three weeks ago

>>40053694
Most don't even bother drawing it and it looks like they're shitting out tails.

>Now your human bloodline shall become a fox bloodline, only foxes will be your descendants, ufufu~!
Shut the fuck up, I was never going to mate with a human even if I wanted to.

>>40053514
I wonder when I became such a slut for tails that this image arouses me.
>>40053715
examples?

>>40053241
>try to build spaceships powered by mamono mana
>unfortunately they keep transforming into girls after a few years in service
>gremlins say it's just a function of the mana density and there's nothing they can do about it

>>40053712
should have called the cops for theft
what's the worse that could happen? they join her in sieging down your door?

>>40053719
>ufufu good, let's start mating.

>>40053767
>hag not so smug after running out of breath a minute into mating
poor thing forgot her age

>>40053784
If I accidentally poke one of shoggy's many eyes would it hurt her?

>>40053597
FAT fucking snake

>>40053310
It would be weird if you didn't.

>>40053870
Fitness doesn't matter much when you can convert mana into energy and have 1000 years of being pent up.

Manticores are batcats. Are batcats allowed in the cat kingdom?

>>40053967
They're barely bat-like anyway.

>>40053870
Age doesn't matter anon

What are space pharaohs like

>>40054013
remember Stargate?

>>40054013
In space no one can hear them use the voice thingy

>>40054021
stargate would have been a lot better if it was all manticores going around trying to diversify their offspring

>>40053967
yes

>>40054021
Kree!

>>40053967
griffons and chimeras also get a catpass since they test positive on the cat detector

>>40054070
What about dragons?

>>40054035
But anon your not in space, your own her personal pyramid ship shackled before her

>>40054082
where is airlock

>>40054080
if they put on cat ears they have enough catlike mannerisms to fool all but the most professional grade cat detectors

>>40054084
Too far away

>>40054082
they would have stupid pyramid ships wouldn't they

So, I'm wanting to be a healslut. How does that actually work? Do I just get fucked halfway through a fight? How likely am I to get kidnapped?

>anon is attacked by Sabbath space pirates
>they board his ship and take him captive
>once they take him back to their ship they crack open his space suit
>it's filled with megamorphosis gas
>the uwaaabomber's legacy lives on

test

>>40054100
there are no stupid shapes in space anon

>>40054125
Wait until they find the plans for the uwaaastar

>>40054138
I'd use some force on her exhaust port, if you know what I mean.

>>40054111
It's posts like this that make life hard for us normal healers.

The best way to end up wanted for your own safety is to use techniques that end up shortening your life or that are very dangerous

>>40054125
>Sabbath can never return to the homeworld
>for the uwaaabomber's final, ultimate act was total megamorphosis saturation of the atmosphere
>for this his name is revered by many centuries later
>the only Sabbath to make it out where those off-world at the time
>they try to rebuild
>but many would see the bomber's mission completed

>>40054187
>I-I'm not like those cheap healsluts! I have my healer dignity!
quote from man who is about to have his entire party run a train on him

>>40054111
they just put me in the items menu under mana potion

>>40054111
No, you try your best in the fight and get dominated by your party members later.

I hate being dominated, this excluded at least 85%/95% of MG and I don't like the other ones. I'm doomed even in a hugbox

>>40054237
not really? most monsters, even if it says theyre dominant, will sometimes have submissives in that species. the only exceptions id assume would be things like hellhounds. Otherwise, i'd bet even a manticore could be submissive if you're that dominant.

>>40053596
The best type of wife

>>40054237
What's wrong with the other ones?

>>40054197
Use an explosive belt and you become invincible. They're powerless, they can't allowed a suicide with complete obliteration of the body.

>>40054219
This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's time supports got more respect

>>40054287
there is that whole gremlin proximity issue

>>40054260
They will back stab me because they're faking sub
>>40054273
Shog are not sub.

Anonymoose's Monster Girl Saga update when?

>>40054219
you forgot the enemy monster(s) getting some action too

>>40054287
yeah we've read the paladin saga Anon, that wouldn't work in real MGE

>>40054330
if youre that paranoid, why are you even here

>>40054332
>your party beats the dungeon boss so hard, that they let her join the fun out of pity
poor supports can't catch a break, no matter how well they do their job

>>40054197
Definitely using my own blood to summon a demon.

>>40054349
it's inevitable; single monsters have no practical ways to scale in the endgame without a "partner"

>>40054361
>two mersharks and a vampire mosquito break into your house and a vampire angrily taps on the window
oh well

>>40054361
>ruining a demons cool intro speech by making her fret over you
you are definitely gonna look silly with a powerful demon tending to your stabbed hand with her firstaid kit

>>40054299
They can't defuse something with no electronics
>>40054336
I didn't read that. Why it wouldn't work if they don't want to hurt me ?

>>40054197
A good example would be an ability that can raise your heart rate so can be faster and hit harder but puts enough strain that you could forget stuff or another that releases the limits of strength

>>40054410
>Why it wouldn't work if they don't want to hurt me ?
nta but because nothing stops incubi and undeads from sniping you and blowing you up from a distance

>>40054330
>Girl who is extremely devoted to you and serving you is like a religious experience to her is not sub.
What do you even consider sub?

>>40054361
>you do so with a sacrificial knife
>you paint the circle with your blood, barely getting it right as you start to feel cold, clamy, and shaking
>you weakly say the incantations
>the circle glows
>success.exe
>only, where's the dem-
>a blue fist flies out the the circle, popping you right in the chin
>a Demon EMT team leaps from the circle, holding you down, tourniquetting the wound, treating you for shock and getting an IV in you
>as you fade in and out of consciousness, hardly feeling the life-saving pain of the EMT's work, you see the Demon you meant to summon
>She looks down at you in disappointment and worry

>>40054361
You'll get a cat instead.

>>40054436
shogs are only sub until you refuse a service
then again, why would you?

>>40054418
Or experimental drugs that let you see the future but slowly turn your brain into rice pudding.

>>40054435
They would kill me so they lose.

>>40054463
Or training yourself to not feel lust at all but you lose all other feelings as well, now that would you on the monsters most wanted list

>>40054436
If I say no they're not sub anymore and will go against my will because it's the """right""" thing in her brain. This is a typical fake sub

>>40054471
nah, you're more valuable to undeads dead than alive. all the better for them to raise you as a fellow undead
yes this applies to spirits as well

>>40054484
>Nuke your brain in total numbness for everything.
>You're the most wanted but also the easiest to catch because you don't do anything anymore

>>40054491
Shoggy is just desperate because she thinks she failed her god and has to do better to please him.

>>40054197
Just being depressed and thinking bad thoughts are enough to alert any MG

>>40054491
get a nureonago, loser. they're 100% devoted wifeslime

>>40054512
>but you still manage to get away everytime

>Healeranon is pounded into the ground on a nightly basis by his party members
>Black Mage Anon laughs behind his numerous barriers that would stump even a baphomet that keeps his tent monster free
So what if black magic “allegedly” feeds off your soul as well as your mana. The power you get from it is insane.

>>40054452
Oh even better. I've plenty options for summons, but only two for a familiar. This is the best choice, the other is the LNight squid.

>>40054535
Shut up, faggot.

I love mature monsters!

>>40054505
They can raise a unwilling soul ?
Can't they only make undeads from females ?
Anyway they break the non hurting rule so I win in the end

>>40054553
My dumbass thought she was a centaur for so long.

>>40054527
>Get a mask
>Say the the Bane lines everytime they catch you

>>40054564
that was my initial reaction. she got the breadth for it

>>40054553
i do too, they are the best type of monster in my opinion
>>40054581
No, I'll be Anon, the unfeeling clown

>getting trapped in a hyperspace anomaly with a shog

>>40054526
I hate jelly and by extension don't like slimes. As I said, I digged my own grave by being paranoid and picky as the same time. Maybe a future profile of KC will be the good one.

>>40054612
I'm okay with this. We can dream together for a hundred thousand years.

>>40054535
my soul is up for a pounding too. I will be pressured into a soul marriage in no time.

>>40054612

I want to unseal one of the big monsters of chaos, that seems like a fun way to meet a fun wife.
Odds are I'd end up with a shoggoth instead, but as long as I get to explore ancient cities and altars to forgotten gods along the way, it's all good.

The real advantage of the dragonrider build is that you don't have to deal with any of that party drama. You've got a dragon and she won't be shy about telling the rest of the party to back off if they get any ideas.

I like the order because it provides the perfect husbands for manticores who pretend to be maneaters as well as fodder for any other sadistic monsters
>Day 37, the tail milkings continue as (you) wonder if she is actually going to eat you

>>40054452
a cat is fine too

>>40054612
>getting trapped on the surface of a planet sized shog and having to defend yourself from hordes of shogs on a landscape made entirely of shog

>>40054237
Just ignore the garbage threadcanon with muh invincible monsters.

>>40054710
>defend yourself
you lost me

>>40054709
It's extremely ambiguous how well humans can fight compared to monsters.
We barely know if the average human can, let alone a hero. Although assuming nothing drastic has changed since the succubus took over it's likely humans being harmless is more thread fiction than canon.
The hero that sided with the demon lord was clearly able to reach and probably kill her, after all.

>>40054237
Raging mushrooms are your answer, they let you fuck so hard that you can even switch a monster's personality.
If you're more into the extremely sappy end of things, go to a church of Eros, explain your plight in either prayer or confession, and you might end up meeting a Houri.

>>40054710
did the ships cargo make it?

Boya.

>>40054794
Yes but the crates are scattered all over. There's no guarantee you'll find what you need.

>>40054794
40 tons of shoggoth fertility and estrus supplement, why do you ask?

>>40053345
Fluffy spiders are criminally underrated
The smaller ones can sit on your head, which is very cute

>>40054970
I agree, spider fluff is nice

>>40053241

>>40054984
What does Ushi fur feel like, is it similar texture to their potato sack web?

No one told me Queen Kong had such massive cakes.

>>40053591
The snussy

>>40055073
>Giantess
Nah, homo.

>>40055073
Still prefer zilla tho

Nothing bad will happen if I tell a Shirohebi I'm into muscular women.

FFT

>>40055189
Y'know that snakes are like 90% muscle right?

>>40055200
I don't see abs or arms on them though.

>>40055189
Good luck

>Anon clears an Echidna's dungeon
>She's dripping wet in anticipation of all the breeding sex to come
>He instead asks her to hook him up with one of her fancy hybrid species sisters

>>40054331
Probs in about half a year with his current pace.

>>40055106
This

>>40055210
While true, they're very strong. Good luck escaping those coils.

>>40055073
Read the monkey's dialogue in a scottish accent.

How was I supposed to know that inviting over some minos for barbecue, drinks and watching fights on TV was a sign I wanted to marry all of them

>>40055294
Are you stupid? Thats a classic courting ritual.

>>40055294
Why else would you do that?

>>40055106
For me it's Queen Ghidorah

reminder to thank your Shirohebi childhood friend for a meal she made for you in a traditional zipanguese way.
after saying thank you throw in that you would like to eat her meals every day, that's good manners between friends

>>40055310
>>40055309
But that Cheshire on 4mon told me it would be okay!
Do monsters really lie on the Internet?

>>40055321
A cheshire told you, and you believed them? You really are mentally unwell. What next, you were on /date/?

>>40055329
All I did was ask them if they wanted to spot me at the gym! That old fox lady down the road told me it would be a good way to make it clear we're just friends!

>>40055338
dumbfuck

>>40055312
She's not bad too

>>40055338
Oh boy. At least tell me you didn't get any of those clown girls involved in the party.

>>40055314
>yeah I wanna eat your cooking every day, haha
You dun goofed, you know that?

>>40055366
No, no I didn't. Just the 3 minos who I invited to my house.
They did all move in, however. Apparently they need to be able to check on me at all times in case I pull a muscle. They seem very nice.

this thread is full of people walking into life sentences

Give me your MGE headcanon, /jp/.

sex?

>>40055416
No thanks.

>>40055366
Why no clowns anon?

>>40055419
Sure

>>40055419
Sex!
What kind of monstergirl would Essex be?

>>40055416
MGE notItaly is a kingdom of manticores and lion girls, that want to make molto bambino with (You)

Moderator of /gif/ is a child molester named Jordan Tapper. He lives in Brampton, Ontario. There is no statute of limitations on rape, Joe. Remember that.

>>40055438
This is a monster girl thread, not the fucking news you stupid fucking faggot

>>40055445
think the guy is trying to get this thread prunned

>>40055445
Don't act like you're any better than him, namefaggot.

Ok? And what does that have to do with this thread?

>>40055438
Not my problem.

>>40055416
Kamaitachi trios have a hivemind of sorts, that's how they stay in sync so well.

>>40055312

>>40055445
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>>40055416
With a little practice, a sandworm can shrink her shell so much that her legs pop out and she just looks like a pink humanoid with a stubby little tail. Most of them aren't used to walking on two legs, so if you want her to stay in that form you might have to carry her or at least let her lean on you most of the time.

>>40053241

>>40055419
Goddamn selfish bugs, taking your fluids without even asking.
Can't sleep with the window open otherwise you end up with empty balls and several mosquito bites.

>>40055416
all monsters have milk, but Holsts have the greatest production and capacity so they're the only ones that can be milked on the daily

>>40054787
I like her jelly arms.

>>40055416
Chimeras can range from the classical version to hybrids of two or more species.

>>40055416
Many Kunoichi's are adapting to modern day tactics

>>40055513
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Anon I...

>>40055513
moth titties
MOTH TITTIES

>>40055513

>>40055529
Snitches don't get bitches.

>>40055513

>vtumors
>gachaniggers
This thread fucking sucks right now

Moonlight Titania keeps shooting tracking beams at me, send help.

>Traditionally, the women here went around topless.
Wouldn't their breasts sag like hell

>>40055312
>>40055358
Would she love an anon?

>>40055416
the sabbath is order propaganda. the only real one is the oneesabbath.

>>40055580
Mamono mana, son.

>>40055580
Monster titties are monstrously strong.
See also: Hellhounds wearing metal accessories on 'em.

>>40055580
Monster breasts are impossibly perky

>>40055513
the one acceptable vtuber

>>40055592
I'm gonna tell a hound they look like fake plastic chains

>>40055582
She talks a big game but really she's a jobber.

>>40055610
>anon found pinned to ground by metal hellhound bra, raped senseless

>>40055610
She'll let you feel their weight.

>>40055610
>Here, check 'em yourself

>>40055618
thats actually a really hot idea. them using something to pin you down that they just casually wear around.

>>40055599
Wait that titty moth is a vtuber? Holy crap good vtubers actually exist?

>>40055625
I'd imagine living armor would be really good at that
>kabedons you with detached gauntlet

>>40055314
I love white snek. I'll reassure her daily that she's the only one for me. I'll ask her to please keep the disgusting whores that might snatch me away far away from me and do whatever it takes to do so. I'll constantly be by her side, and tell her that I love her frequently

>>40055623
>Ask a Hellhound if the chains she wears are real or not
>Says that you can hold them for yourself and see
>Strips her bra off and hands it over to you, end up getting a cunt since pointy metal hurts if you're not careful
>Now currently stuck with a Hellhound licking the wound clean while her bare tits press into your face

>>40055651
>getting a cunt
I mean yeah that's what I was alluding to. But I meant cut kek. God I'm tired.

>>40055618
>>40055620
>>40055623
Sounds like the perfect chance to show off my gym progress

>>40055616
I want to know... what the experience would be...

A different kind of sandworm perhaps?

Foxes are quickshots

Oh great, this retard is back.

>>40055631
Yeah. Juniper actias or something. I like her, shes the only one I can tolerate.

>"If you say you want to mate with me that much, then I'll make you my male."
It's just so hot. That's the kind of personality I want to be added to the game.
Arrogant and prideful girls are the best.

>>40055724
I’m more into something like “I’ll make you feel so good no other girl will be able to make you cum again”

Wanting to have dirty sex with different monsters does NOT make me a manwhore. In fact I am a hero as I'm performing a public service!

>>40055699
That's alright. It'd be fun to see how many she can do before passing out.

>>40055749
t. Anon that would lose to the first monster that gives him puppy dog eyes and asks if he'll stay

>>40055768
Anons talk a big game but when push comes to shove they will make some succubi and witches very happy.

>>40055768
>>40055783
Anons may train their damnest. The moment a mere tailpussy slips into their pants it’s over before it began

>>40055749
ok

>>40053241

Imagine posting the following on 4mon:
>Human males belong to dog girls.
>Dog girls are the most compatible with mankind after all.

>>40055820
>adoptable
People still do that?
>>40055825
>>Human males belong to dog girls.
Imagine being owned by a Kobold. It should be comfy.

>>40055861
Bloat the loli coco-goat

>want to confess to a lilim
>trying to figure out the best time to get to her and talk
>fuck it, I'll just get it over as soon as possible I may not have the oportunity again
>quickly make my way into the throne room
>adrenaline rush makes me tremble and also light-headed
>she is there but she is talking to some monster courtiers
>fuck why couldn't she be alone? I don't like this
>doesn't seem to have noticed me yet
>awkwardly wait, trying to decide what to do next
>she turns my way
>I start sweating bullets
>she welcomes and asks me what I want
>can't speak because I am too nervous
>I turn so red you'd think I was an oni
>I had a speech prepared but now I can't even recall it
>for over a minute try to stutter out an answer
>in the end I just end shouting "M-marry me, please!"

>>40053659
That is exactly why fat monsters are so irresistible to me, specially auntsters

>>40055580
>>40055590
>>40055592
>>40055593
I remember some story that tried to give it a pseudoscientific explanation: monsters have their chest musculature anchored to the ribcage in a different way, giving them both greater upper body strength and gravity-defying tits.

>>40055957
the boobs are pure muscle.

>>40055957
It’s literally just magic though, no science needed.

>>40055957
>I remember some story that tried to give it a pseudoscientific explanation
Damn man, I don't care. Take your raging autism that demands explanation for hentai logic somewhere else you dumb faggot.

>>40055892
Skindentation in fat hags with big perky breasts is the best

>>40055970
>>40055978
It's fun to speculate.

GLaDOS Automaton?

>>40055990
There's nothing to speculate on. It's literally a setting that runs off magic.

>>40055990
You're not speculating on shit, you're being an autistic shit that tries to force a retarded idea into MGE when a perfectly fine explanation already exists.

Flat chested lolis don't defy physics.
Yet another reason lolis are best.

>>40056049
Anon please, your waifus need to shit on physics to truly be great

>>40055861
Those monster-choking thighs

>>40055461
KAIJU WAIFU

>>40055884
Should've said "have my son!"

>>40055749
No it doesnt. It just makes you a whore. Manwhore is redundant.

What if you got a job that paid well and was decently rewarding, but after going through a door marked "Do not enter" discovered that your entire workplace was attached to a larger office?
What if you were, after a bit of rebuking for ignoring the sign, informed that your entire workplace was created to entertain a Tanuki worker's husband and his silly desire to "contribute", and that there were several similar "workplaces" dotted along the street?
What if the tanuki's job wasn't even anything cool like crime, but instead was something mundane like tax law?

>>40056148
Can I have a raise?

>>40056154
Offer to help with the deception even further, knowing full well you'll need to marry into the family.

purple loli can take my dreams of finding my waifu away anytime she want.

>>40056154
You and the husband have been struggling to get the reports in on time.
Estate taxes are covered in "Bedtime Stories For Tanukis Three And Under", and several actual toddlers are busily at their high chairs knocking out better reports then you two.
No, you can't have a raise.

I like girls with red slighted eyes, is that monstrous enough?

>>40055056
No, think long haired cow kind of fluff

>>40056148
Can I marry my coworker's Tanuki daughter who's working in the main office?
Would be kind of weird to suddenly have your work buddy become your father in law.

>>40056269
>"Tanukis working in the office? never heard of such a thing, the main office work is all outsourced to a third party, its cheaper you know?"

>>40056145
That would imply all men are natural-born whores and in spite of having seductive bodies that would just contribute to a stereotype that hurts their male dignity.

>>40056288
I can't stop staring at those things, but I don't want to go to HR again!

>>40053241
Guys! Do not forget what happened 33 years ago in the Mist Continent. Most Continent mamono do not want people to remember the Single Boy Student Protesters of 1989.

What would a vampire do if I interrupt her big villain speech and tell her to lick my balls?

Petition so men get their own dressing and shower rooms on monster girl schools. There are too many monster girls taking advantage of this to rob their unwashed underwears. Not to mention the Cheshires that steal the towel and force the boy to streak during the Manticore sports period.

>>40056321
Shut up faggot.

>>40056327
The fight begins, I hope you remembered this one was once a hero of the order. I wish you the best serving your new mistress.

>>40056196
My job isn't to file reports, I work in QA and 90% of my day consists of herding the rest of my department back to their stations and giving them work to do while my supervisor watches political Youtube videos.
The question mark was a formality.

>>40056327
>How uncouth, but enough talk, have at you!
Then logic dictates that instant loss 2koma follows instantly, with (you) pounding her in a standing full nelson position.

>>40055996
>Raping you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive

>>40056310
She is HR and now you have to go to her office.

>>40056427
But they're just so big! They're enormous!

>>40056408
>See this
>Spot a small but, either gnat or mosquito, buzzing about
>Remember vamp mosquitos exist
Is there a way to blacklist a monster girl species? I would rather not encounter one, ever.

>>40056442
This greedy fucker wants to keep ALL their blood to themself. The nerve.

>>40055416
Human sons are rare (1/10) but can happen

>>40056498
I'm taking this one.

Imagine the smell.

>>40056498
Isn't this the DL's endgame?

>>40056514
Must be nine-tailed foxes endgame. Nine fox daughters and one son to call them all onee-chans

>>40056310
>>40056427
>everybody knows that foxes makes up most of the company
>except the tanuki owners
>blatantly corrupt from the top down but no one can stop them because they always cover for each other
>works for low pay on paper, but ends up being extremely well off, by embezzling funds and taking bribes
>non foxes have to do "extra work" in order to get their paperwork approved
>advancing through the hierarchy in any way is almost impossible for non foxes
>owners ignores the complaints because they dont believe that the dirty vixen whores are running their business
>after all, theyre making such good profit
>though sometimes, they do find out
>many such offices have suddenly gone vacant because of such cases
>the foxes in question gets a new job instantly, because the job agencies are all fox run too
the fact that tanukis love buying up fox branded startups adds to the confusion

>>40056459
My blood is privately traded and not open to outside offers, and it should remain this way unless a Danuki-backed Vampire finds me.

>>40056607
>>>/vg/

>>40056514
Yes

>>40056635
Trash

>>40056607
Do you have a Troll Koikatsu card?

>>40056649
why describe yourself

which mg gives off the most mysteriou vibe?

>>40055996
>>40056418
And what about The Combine Overwatch Voice?

>https://youtu.be/UlId_Cg-8bY
>https://youtu.be/NHSjQRgB06A

An automaton working as a Public Servant doing Public Servant Announcements? Or a Pharaoh doing her God Voice?

>>40056703
Smoke hobo whose name i can't be bothered to spell properly

>>40056724
Learn to speak Zipangese you cringe Western Weaboo Gaijin!!!

>>40056760

>be anon
>live in a mostly human city, which has a new monstergirl district
>it cuts through your way to work
>normally you pass through with no problem. All the MGs say hello in their own unique ways and are really courteous
>but today was different
>Sure, it was bad to begin with. Some very horrible events have happened recently, a lot of stress coming from every which way, and some old scars reopened. It's enough to make anyone think more than a little bleakly, perhaps, far more dangerously to themselves...
>but upon entering the MG district coming home from an awful day at work, every single MG within a radius just stops what their doing and stares at you in shock, concern, all sorts of glances like that
>all the humans walk by like nothing is going on, but all the MGs are turning their heads
>"HEY BUD"
>A large minotaur working an open air bar, looking as stern as can be, points at you
>"YEAH, YOU. C'MOVER HERE"
>you go over slowly, unsure what's going on
"I'm sorry, what's going on?"
>"Whats going on?! That's the same fucking question I was aboutta ask you kid. What is going on with you?"
"Nothing. On my way home from wor-"
>Nah nah nah. You're bullshiting me, and I'm the one with the fucking horns here. You know exactly what I'm talking about"
>"You've got the smell of death on you kid. You look like a good guy. Handsome too. Would be a real shame if you threw that all away."
"That's very kind of you, but it's a lot more complicated"
>"really, it isn't. You see all these girls staring at you. They're worried. We're worried about you kid. We all sense you're a great guy, your going through a rough time and that you're thinking of something reeeal stupid."
.......
>"look kid. Life is the toughest thing anyone goes through. That's why no one should go through it alone. That's why we're here, to support ya"
>you noticed several MGs of wild variety have gathered around you. All faces painted with a worry and an intent to listen
>a paw slowly pats your back
>the minotaur bartender pours you a drink
>"So kid, what's wrong?"

>>40056722
Cancer.

>>40056764

>>40056724
Hyon hyon hyon.

>>40056635
I never did finish Darkest Dungeon despite all the hours I put in. I always come back a year later, make a new Estate and get burned out on the deed grind.

fuck cats

The fatter the tail, the better the dragon.

>>40056930

>>40056958
Remember, you need to be at least a 7th level adventurer to apply as faculty at the Dragon Academy.

Big fat tail

>>40057053

mg tries to infiltrate human society but doesn't do a good job.

>>40057111
>put so much effort into the illusion spells hiding her tails the one hiding her ears are constantly fizzling out, leading to mad dashes to find something that can cover her ears before Anon notices.

Thin tails, good for holding! Sometimes with tail pussies, but not always! Good for bondage! Good for light work! Very cute!

I love this naval infrastructure

>>40056958
Do succubi, demons, and devils get fat tails?

>>40057184
Look at how big she is

>>40057195
Look at how cute she is

>>40057205
Look how comfy she is

>>40057246
Look how lewd she is

>>40057205
The engrish continues to kill me.

>>40057302
She does her best

>>40057184
>>40057195
>>40057205
>>40057246
>>40057257
>>40057338
Someone has this guy's paywalled stuff?

>>40057345

>>40057314
I should go talk to her

>>40057374
I don't know if she's much for conversation.

>>40057421
CLACK

>>40057066
I have no idea who she is but she has a fantastic fat tail

>>40057066
Uoooohhhhh, big tail erotic!

>>40057345
I do but I kinda don't want to post his stuff since his art is very nice

KC should make a monster who's main shtick is blue comedy/ribaldry

>>40057555

>>40057557
Don't.

As much as I want it, the guy's not big enough to ignore something like that. Demoralize him too much and he might stop drawing her entirely and jesus christ what a nightmare that would be

so i hear a way to catch gophers is to fill a a jug with water and place the jug into the entrance of the gopher hole so that the tunnel floods the gopher instinctively swims up but then finds itself trapped in the jug.
I presume some mgs use this technique to find husbands.