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All of them. They are all weak girls and you never mentioned if the fight was fair. Youkai are based off belief and my beliefs are they are nothing but cock hungry sluts like in doujins. They WILL lose to the cock!

>>40190991
>They are all weak girls

>>40191070
Oh fuck. I think my life just got the yaoi and domination_loss tag.

>>40191070
>>40191150
Rinnosuke after the fight

>>40192165
That looks more like Kosuzu.

>>40194418
How dare you insult my wife like that. Unlike that freak she is a biological girl.

>>40190907
If I was alone, about 50 AQNs, 39 KSZs, 3 Suikas, 20 Satorins, 12 Koishis, 5 Mokous (with pants on), 12 Mokous (with pants off), 1 (one) Ichirin, any number of Ichirins (without Unzan), 4 Byakurens, 9 Cirnos, 6 Unyuus, 5 main characters and a tanned Cirno.
If I was teamed up with Mannosuke however, all of them. His powerful pectoral muscles and chiseled ABS would inspire me to do my best.

>>40190907
Akyuu easily, it'll be a sad, sad day when a feeble infirm invalid can get the drop on me

Probably none, including Akyuu or Kosuzu
Akyuu against me would probably just be a contest of who gets tired first

>>40198362
If you couldn't even take on Akyuu, you need to exercise more.

I could go toe to toe with Yuugi with an arm behind my back.

>>40198362
how? you know she has no powers, no special abilities right?

>>40203395
I wouldn't be able to either. Physically would be easy but mentally I wouldn't be able to live with myself for beating up a cripple.

>>40190907
Koishi

>>40190907
or Koishi's sister:
Satori

https://youtu.be/JMOiyUA26Lk

>>40190907
Akyuu and Kosuzu definitely
sumireko probably
bugs dont bother me really so I might be able to take wriggle too
hourai and shanghai if alice wasnt around
Shion is a god but is still a starving hobo just wrap a fire blanket on her and hit her with a stick and ensure you have enough extra sticks for when the bad luck aura causes them to break in a few swings

>>40192165
Source?

uwu

>>40212956
Why would you want to beat up Koishi?

>>40216254
She's asking for it

Alice

I would really like to fight Suika or Youmu. I'd probably loose badly, but I just really want to fight them.

>>40224171
i'd get physical with suika, in a sense.

>>40224313
look at this gremlin

>>40224171
my brother
i also want to fight the onis

>>40225145
Fight or "fight"?

If i got into a fight it would be violent. I'm talking Krav Maga eye gouging and shit, like I'd bite her nose off type attacks. She'd wave hello to me and my MKUltra psychosis would kick in and I'd twist the hand bones off the arm and use the exposed tendons to wrap her neck and DDT her, this is all training and skill though, so I wouldn't even be aware of it, like I'd wake up halfway through a Kataguruma and drop her on her disgusting mangled beaten face and say like "Dude... shouldn't have approached me like that, you scared me" and then I keep stomping on her face like American History " BAM BAM BAM just complete destruction. Anyway I'd go get some ice cream after that

I can easily knock the fuck out any 2hu with my fists.

>>40224313
Fucking onis, man. Some poor bastard is going to clean that table and every other mess they make.

>>40234872
Imagine losing to her in a fight then also losing in a "fight". The things she could do in a bedroom fight with her powers is downright terrifying

All of them but I'm a masochist piece of shit so I'll let them win on "accident"

>>40235890
That Suika looks dangerously lewd, I don't think anyone here could beat her.

>>40234872
real fight
but that begs the question, how would suika or yuugi react if they lost a fight really badly?
like they were overpowered easily in the fight or were knocked out cold?
would they be like "good fight lets go have some drinks" or would it really bother them

>>40238211
I don't think Suika would care. Yuugi might have problems with it.

Why would I fight one? One of us could get hurt...

>>40238261
pussy

>>40238244
I think suika would be over the moon. I just fear for your health as a drinking competition is the logical progression. There is no defeating her in that.

>>40239364
What if I'm from Eastern Europe and can down a pint of 75% liquor in one sitting?

>>40190907
The average 2hu can murder all /jp/ with The eyes closed... With some luck I may be able to punch Akyuu before Reimu comes in her aid and brutalizes me

>>40246842
>The average 2hu can murder all /jp/ with The eyes closed...
Yeah because the average /jp/ user is a small weak pathetic little sissy? Me? Put the entire cast in one room, tally them all up. The total? The amount of punches I'd need to down each and every single one of them.

>>40246930
Wow, big man beating up little girls.

>>40246964
Only one man can stand upon that stage beneath the show-light.

>>40246984
But is the spotlight worth it if you are standing upon the corpses of hundreds of anon's wives?

>>40246964
Those aren't little, they are eldritch abominations that pretend to be little girls.

>>40190907
I don't care as long as I get to 1v1 Doremy, I want to punch her DUMB face so badly.

As long as they are not using their magical danmaku powers and magic probably most of them. It is known that 2hus like Lily White are weak enough to be overpowered by children so I could most likely do the same. Yuugi is a no-go but some delicate ailing girl like Akyuu or Patchouli would be easy to beat the shit out of.

Clownbit.
Everyone hates her and I'm already insane enough to do it.

>>40194762
is this achievable natty
or only through youkai genes

>>40257360
yes, except the hips

i could definitely beat wakasagihime up


if she were on land nowhere near water and i had a baseball bat

>>40259349
I wouldn't be able to hit Wakasagihime, she looks too nice, I don't wanna hurt her. I'd princess carry her back on water or i'd try to give her a hug or something.

>>40259402
Then she drags you into the water and drowns you. Dumbass.

>>40255985
Jokes on you this was her plan all along.

>>40259774
Waggy is not a siren!

>>40259349
>anon vs beached waggy

I'd join the Hourai immortals' fight club. If I can beat Kaguya and Mokou into a bloody pulp or they kick my ass, it's a win/win for me.

>>40259349
You'd need to be extremely careful of her tail. One good slap and you're done.

I could probably beat the fuck out of all of them at the same time excluding Yuugi and if they aren't using any magic bullshit; just hand-to-hand, I would clean fucking house. These weird little faggots wouldn't stand a chance.

>>40263384
Kasen and Suika are Oni too, plus Tenshi is a Celestial. You're definitely not touching any of them.

Also aren't most 2hus relativistic in terms of speed?

>>40263430
>Kasen and Suika are Oni too, plus Tenshi is a Celestial
excluding these overpowered ones
>Also aren't most 2hus relativistic in terms of speed?
I don't know what that means

All if know is that if you took your average touhou like Reimu, took her powers away, they would get folded like clean laundrey

>>40263462
Relativistic mean that it's at the very least faster than 1 / 10th of the speed of light. (SSiB Manga demonstrates these kinds of feats)
> All if know is that if you took your average touhou like Reimu, took her powers away, they would get folded like clean laundrey
I would've called bullshit on this if it wasn't for CDS Manga where Reimu gets Manhandled by Eirin.

>>40263358
easy, and after im done with her that stupid umbrella is next.

>>40263384
Pretty sure most of them have superhuman strength to begin with and a lot (like Kasen or Meiling) know martial arts on top of that so you'd get folded like wet paper before even getting to Yuugi.

I could defeat Hecatia easily.

>>40270710
What would be your method?

>>40270694
ok what if i cover myself in salt and talismans/seals?

>>40277044
You lose to Akyuu because the salt and talismans blind your eyes and you crash into a wall.

>>40275235
Chokehold.

>>40277044
You have to have faith for that to work

>>40277044
Do a test run first or else you might end up seeing Eiki.

>>40280086

>>40277543
What if she likes it?

I am dick elemental and dick elemental typing beats touhou typing.

>>40296518
Even Rinnosuke, Yoki, Uzan or the Fortune Teller?

>>40296518
But anon, Kutaka is a cock!

>>40296665
Especially them.
>>40296691
Dick beats cock, understand?

>>40296665
Especially them, the ancient Greeks had the right idea and only looked down on the receiving partner. You are merely putting the weak in their place.

>>40296963
>Dick beats cock, understand?
But anon...

>>40277543
How are you going to choke three necks simultaneously?

>>40299077
2 hands and my fat cock

fight? i could take them in marriage though

>>40304540
How many?

>>40297110
Hombre....

>>40304540
Which ones?

>>40190907
I can grab Tenshi like this, if I want to.

>>40277044
You specifically said no magic bullshit so those talismans/seals are no good buddy

>>40190907
If we assume no crazy powers or weapons, I could easily overpower and beat the fucking crap of every touhou girl except Yuugi (built like a brick shithouse), Meiling/Kasen/Ichirin/the himes (too well trained), Utsuho (retard strength), Keine/cowe/kagerou/Yachie (beast strength) and Nemuno/Byakuren/Eirin/Junko/Kanako (mommy strength)

>>40332436
They're faster though. Thanks to SSiB we know that they are around Light Speed. How are you going to hit them?

>>40333218
Anon, he said no crazy powers or weapons

>>40332436
How does mommy strength manifest?

>>40317078
>>40332250
all of em

>>40333529
Grabbing you by the wrist with their immense grip strength.

First of all I would never fight them because I'm not a fucking psychopath
But if they fought me I'm super sickly and can only hope they'll feel pity and not hurt me too much

Okina would be the easiest 2hu to beat up, just lock the brakes of her wheelchair and go crazy rearranging her face!

>>40336710
>just lock the brakes of her wheelchair
You fool, that makes her go Extra Stage.

>>40336710
or just push her down the stairs

I'll pick a Fairy and make AQ proud

None of you could even beat Akyuu. Look at her, how do you hope to beat this?

>>40339434
Beat her womb with my member

>>40339434
Delete this please!

I bet the most succesful /jp/sie would be some giga-autist who took the time to remember and supply himself with everybody's weaknesses.

>>40238244
>Yuugi might have problems with it
Imagine comforting Yuugi after she breaks down crying after losing time and time again
it give me a heart boner

>>40190907

This is how I would fight Medicine Melancholy

>>40351198
Medicine Melancholy is for rape and cum in vagina

>>40351977
You'll poison yourself

>>40339434
Oh no haha it would be terrible if she were to sit on my face and crush the life out of me with her big butt haha

>>40351977
She's smooth as a Barbie doll Anon

>>40361702
TohoTW taught me that with enough dedication you can make her grow genitals. I can fix her.

>>40362123
>TohoTW
Go breed Kyouko instead of being a doll fucker, her species is almost extinct.

>>40190907
I would completely destroy every single one of them, even if they could use powers, I am very strong manl skilled in fighting.

>>40369549
Post physique

>>40192165