/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41093693
What if hot and dry mummy sex instead?

>>41093702
mummies need cuddling

>>41093717
not cold enough

>>41093719
>cold
mummies are warm dummy, go to wightville for cold zombies

>>41093719
>>41093747
It gets cold in the desert at night

>>41093767
Tip this.

>>41093804
Yes, I will flip her over

>>41094382
What flavour?

>>41093693
Huh, you know, goblins seem extremely unpopular here. Even though 4chan should be full of people into that aesthetic. I wonder why.

Now for the real question: would I be okay getting gobbed? Well, that depends. It would only work if they lured me in with beer, Classic rock cd’s, and retro video games I think.

>>41094441
How's green?

Monstergirls X routine abortions is such an empowering combo...

>>41094554
Goblins are mogged by Hobgoblins who are mogged by Orcs.

>>41094671
Yeah but p’orcs aren’t attractive to me and hobs are too dumb. We need more cute goblins! Who can I pay to make cute goblin fanart around here?!

>>41094603
You deserve nothing short of humiliating defeat and death.

>>41094554
I've seen goblins posted many times here

>>41094690
>hobs are too dumb
no, YOU are dumb! Hobgoblins are smart enough to lead a whole tribe!

>>41095039
Hobgoblins are awful, they ruined goblins.

>>41095039
They're dressed in very Native American garb

>>41093693
Would a Redcap rape you harder if you called her a goblin

>>41093693
BIG HEBI MILKERS

>>41093693
Let me know when the real thread is up.

>>41095257
What's wrong with this one?

>>41095237
Redcaps are a type of goblin, I don't make the rules here.

>>41095246
I don't trust snakes, be it apophis, hebis or even echidnas.
They always find a way to make you ingest their venom, love juices and/or milk.

>>41095267
another early thread made by a shitposter or newfag, the old thread is not archived yet

>>41095512
And your solution is to make another thread while this one is still up and being used?

>>41095512
Who cares? The old thread has been past image limit for so long. You are upset over nothing. This hurts no one. You are upset over nothing. Mods have given permission to do this. You are upset over nothing. This is not spamming the catalog. You are upset over nothing.

Only just started to look into fanfiction, some of it seems pretty good. Someone link me their favourite fanfics so I can find more.

>>41095532
>Who cares?
Apparently majority do care, because every time this happens the early thread is quickly abandoned and bumped only by shitposters or confused anons posting in them by accident.
I mean fuck, the last one had a discord with /tg/tards posted in it, that's all I need to know.

>>41095678
I see, so they're out to get you.

>>41095530
>>41095532
>>41095720
>being proud of being wrong on purpose
anon what are you doing, no monster girl will like you if you keep this up

>>41095775
See>>41093752

>>41095791
see >>41095775

>>41095791
See >>41093817

>>41095802
Wurms aren't my type really.

>>41095802
>>41095827
>what mods say doesn't matter!
OK? This is still an image board though. When you can't post images in a thread, the thread is done. Do you have ANY reason to behave the way you do outside of "this is how we've always done it"?
>>41095843
Wurms are fine

What the? Did TFT change their formatting? Now when I click onto an author's profile it doesn't show me their stories anymore, and just says "nothing found".

>>41095257
Someone just made a proper thread

>>41096011
There is nothing wrong with this thread and people have been using it. Now we have 2 active threads because of some retard.

>>41096011
>>41095952
>>41095952
>>41095952
here's the link to legal thread

>>41096026
This thread should be deleted and the person who made it should be permanently banned from posting on this website.
This is NOT okay and you people NEED to learn that.

>>41096046
It is okay according to the moderators.

>>41096055
WHO THE FUCK CARES?! WE DON'T DO THIS. WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS. MODS CAN SUCK A FAT ONE. STOP MAKING EARLY THREADS.

>>41096055
mods are alps lol

>>41096055
But not okay according to mgt and that's all that matters, stop doing this shit

>>41096073
Why are you so angry? You're derailing the thread, quit whining and start talking about monster girls.

Anyone have a working link to Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly? Its not on Pastebin anymore.

>>41096108
This isn't about what you think is fucking "allowed" bu the mods, this is about doing what's RIGHT. Wer are guests on this board and should respect that.

>>41096147
Yes, we should respect that by doing as the meidos say.
Kiki > Shog

>>41096197

Spiders make the best maids, this is fact

>>41096485
Spiders leave webs behind, this is the opposite of what a maid is supposed to do.

>>41096635
Their homemade silk cloths are exceptional for cleaning and they only leave webs where they sleep. Spiders make great maids.

>>41096197
Oh the unholy things I'd do with that kiki

>>41097004
Please only do wholesome, holy things with your kiki. None of that handholding or headpatting devilry.

>>41097092
Not only will I hold her hand, but I will interlock our fingers and give her eskimo kisses

>>41096135
have you tried looking in the mega?

>Ooooh Look at Anon, he be looking all submissive and rapeable.

>>41095631
I enjoyed everything Penywise when I marathoned through it not long ago.

>>41099973
him and rsanon are always a good time

I quite enjoyed amoeba's Angel short
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30666593

>>41100055
>>41095631