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your assignment for today

One aspect that I think that lion monstergirls should have is their equivalent of manes, otherwise known as their hair. The alpha of the pride (whether it's the husband or a lioness in the harem) has their hair grow out long and thick and will often stylize and braid it while subservients have short hair, perhaps even boyishly short. Should the hierarchy change, a dethroned alpha will find their hair falling out until they have short hair like the other subservients while an ascended alpha will fine their hair rapidly growing out into a magnificent mane.

>>41168977
>short hair
Stopped reading there.

>>41168970
power bottoms are great but the fox is not.

>>41168977
>already nutted 20 times
>lion girl is biting your testicles to make you go again

I pledge allegiance to vampires

AHAHAHAHA! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!

>>41169024
I'm just going to give up at the werewolf guard dog living in her courtyard.

>>41169024
vampires are made for bullying

>>41169020
She'll just pour her energy into you to keep your erection going.

>>41169020
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

>>41168962
Send help.

Somehow my dog got into the energy drinks and now she's been like this for hours, what's wrong with her?

>>41169116
She's full of electrolytes.

>>41169116
Have you tried turning her off and on again?

>>41168977
yeah not a fan of any of this but i like lion girls too

>>41169126
It's what boys crave!

Fluffy hags

i like the moth and flayer, but i also like being able to think. help me.

>>41168977
I REALLY need a Lion Girl to be the Serosh to my Hoarah Loux to help suppress my inner warrior...

>>41169214
keep doing lines of pofu and those worries go away

>>41169214
You just haven't found the right moth.

>>41169230
>Serosh
>Hoarah Loux
You'll have to explain those to me.

>>41169238

>>41169240
elden ring. Serosh is a limiter on Hoarah Loux's strength. Hes like a familiar that sits around Hoarah Loux's neck. Haven't played much of elden ring, but the boss' design is really good.

>>41169281
*Sorry, less of a limiter, more like something to keep him noble and kingly, rather that reverting to his barbaric, natural self.

>>41169240
Elden Ring spoilers: https://youtu.be/mlUqQH64aeQ

This but I brusquely stroke her chin until she falls off instead.

>>41169058
Wrong

>>41169058
im not going to be bullying anything, because i am not mean

>>41169314
no, no, he's got a point. why would they have so many weakness otherwise?

>>41169331
False. This one has no weaknesses.

Women are thesis.
Monsters are antithesis
Trans hags are synthesis.

41169360
go back to the gay board, chaser.

i just want my nightmare of homework to end, i dont want to do it anymore, Miss Haku!

>>41169325
That's the right mindset. Don't bully and don't be bullied. Just because I know my monster wife is superior to me in every way doesn't mean she has to rub it in my face.

Why is it that even the most womanly Alps have masculine symbols on their clothes? Why do they want to advertise that they were once a man?

>>41169381
Exactly, thank you for being correct, anon.

>>41169387
it looks pretty cool, to be fair. it also serves as a reminder that people who specifically go after alps because they are alps are gay.

>>41169400
I'm not even sure if I would take an alp over nothing. They would have to be an incredibly cute sith for me to be interested.

Any other monster would be too human for me to forget they used to be dudes, even if they turn into lolis. A sandworm alp just disturbs me.

fuck off

>>41169371
The thing I love about monsters in mge is how helpful they are not only to their husbands but to others. It states that many great scholars were taught by hakus but never explicitly stated that they had to marry the haku. I'd die to have a haku for a teacher cause they'd actually give a shit about teaching people.

>>41169450
You might not like it, but a cu sith could be the loyal loving soulmate you always wanted.

>>41169452
Im thankful that i have at least one teacher thats like that

Needs more Gazer

>>41169331
They don't have any they're perfect!

>blah blah weakness
>blah blah love starved
>blah blah bulliable
And yet, it is always the man that gets raped by the monster.

>>41169452
>ask a monstergirl out on a date
>she says sorry but she's already married
>BUT a friend of hers is still looking for a husband, and you look like you'd get along well with her

>>41169452
it's kind of neat you could get blackout drunk rambling to some houri stranger about how you want to fuck a snake lady and she'd pull some strings to make it happen
wingwoman strats off the charts

>>41169371
>Try to help a Manticore study
>she just uses her tail to suck you off under the table

>>41169505
they're smart anyway. they'd be the ones tutoring or it was entrapment the whole time

The tsun just makes the dragons more cute.

>>41169505
in my situation, it would be her in a tight teaching outfit while I try to write my notes as she keeps flirting as well as touching me

It’s not a weak point but it sure is fun to attack

>>41169505
>manticore tail is always subconsciously pointed in your direction

>Monster posts pictures of you eating and hanging around her house on the net, talking about how cute you are, as if you were a stray puppy.

Surely it wouldn't hurt to say some self-deprecating joke in front of a Jinko.

>>41169599
don't look at the one eyed snake.

>>41169605
>getting kidnapped by a large wurm who drags you to her home and excitedly asks her mother if she can keep you
i don't know, it's a lot of responsibility

>>41169588
She's presenting her hand for holding.

>>41169625
harlot

>>41169562
>"pathetic human, you will have to prove yourself first before I even consider you being worthy of my attention"
and then the dumb lizzer cries herself to sleep and wonders why she's still a virgin after 257 years
Meanwhile, her undead aunt was smashing her hips into some random tourist seconds after he entered the Dragonia cemetery.

>>41169492
>weakness
>love starved
>bulliable
Sounds like a human to me

>>41169621
>All you seem to be is just grumpy
>>41169677
and her wurm cousin already got a bf when she turned 21 and her jabberwock grandaunt finally got laid after 20000 years

>>41169694
i admit, I am weak and will cave to the first girl to hug me. I just hope it's my waifu and not some random holstaur.

>>41169605
You're always up for adoption until a monstergirl claims you. Human boys can't take care of themselves.

>>41169677
>get turned down by dragon
>mope around outside her cave
>thunderbird passing by notices you're looking down and asks if a blowjob would cheer you up
>you know what? yeah, it would.
>cue loud sex outside dragons cave
the rebound is real

>>41169711
soulmates are great and all but that's a pretty bad way to meet yours.

>>41169722
sometimes you don't know what you want until you got it

>>41169742
based

>>41169702
You should man up before you get picked off by a random Bogie. Flail violently and fight with everything you've got until you get your waifu.

>>41169767
She will present the fluffy belly for rubbing immediately.

>>41169776
Bogies are one of the girls I never liked at all. They seen really over designed or something.

>>41169164
Idiocracy takes place in the free city of Wankanda, formerly known as Detroit, all the women are Hellwans and Kobolds and a few other wans for flavor. The average first date consists of a rape on the street followed by Carl's Jr. and a monster truck show.

>>41169711
>get turned down by dragon
Just sit down and refuse to move until she agrees. What is she gonna do? Throw you out?

Pat the weasel.

>>41169800
Hell, I'd go for that.

>>41169832
Just sheer madness living in such a place, it would be fucking awesome.

Be nice to your new wingwan anon

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41168962
>>41169681
I LOVE SANDWORMS!!!
I LOVE SANDWORMS!!!
I LOVE SANDWORMS!!!

>>41169800
We wuz cerberus and shit

absolutely massive choco kot milkers

>>41169994
Those hips need an ATF stamp to be legal

>>41169904
Sandworm is a good girl but I don't like sand. I'd really prefer a leviathan.

>>41170016
Capable of devouring whole boats?

>>41170048
Why fox upset?
Is it because she is still a virgin after 3,742 years?

>>41170052
Of course. Any girl worthy of the name leviathan cannot be compact or modest in any dimension, she has to be the biggest of the big.

>go to a desert with a friend
>locals warn us to stay off sands outside the village
>pffft, what is the worst that could happen
>hear tremors
>decide to run back
>now they are getting really intense
>sandworm swallows both of us
>get spat out except for my friend
>about to sigh in relief then another sandworm swallows me

>>41170079
>locals say if I walk without rhythm I won't attract the worm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

Stuck cow.

>>41169994
how i love my girls built

Fun times at the harpy festival.

>>41170141
sandworms ate your image

Fun times at the harpy festival.

>>41170123
Right now my desire to help her and the one to ravage her are having an internal fight

>>41168962

>come home early from work
>house is spotless, as usual
>kiki hasn't heard you come in
>having finished all of her work today, she's smoking some kind of weed and listening to a 3 hour music playlist
Do you surprise her or let her carry on?

>>41170187
I-I-I just need a few more days to pay off the debts, I swear I’ll get the money on time!

>>41170123
Kashino is a good, if silly, girl

>>41170016
Ehh, I'll stick to sandworm myself

Post more girls getting stuck, please.

>>41170191
I wouldn't interrupt her comfy time alone, I'll just wait for her to finish.

>>41170201
Too late, at least now you won't have to worry about paying the rent anymore.

If this sight does not change your mind about impregnating your lover and becoming a father then I want to know what it's like to not have a soul.

>>41170257
Why would this picture make me not want to impregnate a massive musclebound Jinko?

>>41170269

>>41170222
>>41170313
bound elves, perfect for practicing kissing

>>41170352

Is the mofukuza a fox only crime family or is anyone allowed as long as they have sufficient fluff?

>>41170324
FAT

>>41170352
Are elves the best for connoncon?

>>41170390
Gives me an idea, anon Learns Mofumancy to strike back against the crimminal mofukuza.

>>41168962
>Be me
>Knight of the glorious Brotherhood of Steel
>Got a mission to defeat a vampire that's been causing trouble in BOS terriory
>Meet the vampire
>kick her ass with no sex stuff
>she asks me to marry her
So much for the "nobles" of the night

>>41170418
Anon, No! Such dark powers were never meant for human hands!

>>41170390
Men are allowed to join. I'm going to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town tonight for my initiation.

>>41170490
some things must be done at any risk or cost it is a mans duty, the Mofukuza must be stopped!

>>41170529
did you remember to pay the membership fee?
if not be ready to brush tails for the rest of your life

>>41170170
Wait a second...

The sadder I am, the more I feel like I need big boobs, but the happier I am, the more I like flat girls.
A slime is probably the best bet to accommodate this issue.

> They claim that “The Monsters are evil” and in many of the churches, they hide the truth about the monsters and are spreading the lie, “Monsters kill and eat people,” among the humans.
>Also, that isn't the only reason why they are hostile towards the monsters. One of the reasons is also that they feel a sense of impending crisis. Since the children born between humans and monsters always end up being monsters, it could lead to the decline of Humanity.
Early setting info was kino, brahs.

>>41170602
Shogs know what men want.

>>41170556
>membership fee
The fox I met at the bar told me that it was free. Just sign up, do a few jobs, and start raking in the cash.

I hate homework

>>41170663
You have to be ready for Ms. Haku's anatomy practical, anon

>>41170591
Yeah, this is his doujin.

>>41170701
No matter the question, I am going to point at her tits and say “udders”

>>41170701
But homework sucks

>>41170701
It can’t be that hard?

>portals open while sleeping
>wake up and see your dick in cheshire ass, just the ass, the rest is MIA.
I hope you're happy. Fate decreed she's your most compatible match.

>>41170701
>anatomy practical
>anons and mgs get ready for haku sensei approved fun times
>suddenly a last minute substitution with Dr Lich
>the whole class is now being graded on how well they can dissect frogs
>one of the holsts threw up and ran away crying

>>41170813
>the rest of her was raiding the fridge
>ask what the hell you're supposed to eat
>chussy appears in front of your face

>>41170813
Well, it could certainly be worse

>>41170813
>portals open while sleeping and completely ride through it
>only notice that something is up almost a week later during a day at work
>just think some weird convention is in town and try not to let the weird women know you're into monster girls.

>>41170821
Im reminded of one of my classmates that cut the frog up and neatly put the frogs into neat little rows. I also remember cutting up sheep brains. That was fun. Also I’d be the type to try to cut as cleanly as possible

>>41170813
No way, I have no interest in anal. If I was the match, my dick would be in her pussy.

>>41170821
I’m going to ask her if I can work on a larger cadaver as well get some tutoring on how to cleanly open them up

>>41170850
Is in unethical to have an anatomy class practice on a zombie if they stitch her back up afterwards? They don't feel pain, right?

>>41170877
Liar. You aren't ready for fatherhood.

>>41170881
Nah, you're a fag.

>>41170881
Honestly, I don’t really know but I hope you’d only do it like a doctorate level and I imagine you have to fix her up afterwards, but that’s too much gyro for the thread desu

Hey anons, unfortunately i didnt die last night so I guess I'm here to post a little longer

>>41170928
Yeah, I do love your pics, Anon

>>41170889
If I'm her match, I'm destined for fatherhood. Also when it comes to things that don't carry the risk of impregnation, I can accept oral, but it's that Cheshire's problem how she's gonna be a Dullahan hybrid.
>>41170928
Thank goodness, I can look forward to a Jinko pic eventually.

>>41170940
what about a chesire with the classic cat facemask who's secretly blowing you off with her transported mouth?

>>41170928
Nice

>>41170945
Okay, if the disembodied mouth doesn't look too offputting.

>>41170846
>blind man wakes up to post portal world
>he's a complete normalfag
>doesn't even know what a monstergirl is let alone mge
>other normalfags have yet to get used to them while the blind man treats them normally

>>41170970
>gets a wife
>gets unblinded
good end

>>41170813
Im going to wake get smothered by massive fucking milkers

>>41170970
>blind anon just walking in the park
>a succ jumps out and flirts with him
>he just stands there and doesn't say anything
>succ gets confused and demands he answers her
>blind anon elbows a tree and tells it that the nice lady is flirting with it and not to be dense

>>41170710
I had no idea he even had one.

>>41170048
vergil?

>>41170170
do they have fine motor skills or are they just kind of fucked in that department

>>41170257
its not too bad. eternity is less of a worry. dont know why this would make me want kids.

>>41171024
Two in fact, but no translation in sight.
https://e-hentai.org/g/2323757/cbc1a6a370/
https://e-hentai.org/g/2323758/97464b7f83/

>>41171029
They seem to get by just fine.

ONI NO KYOU KIRANBU

>>41171058
feels bad man

I’m starting to think foxes aren’t smart

>>41171133
unlike foxes, cait siths have prehensile tails.

:)

>>41171133
of course they are dumb
it just so happens their prey are dumber

>>41171170
hatters are one of my favorites

>>41171183
I don't think I'm dumb for willingly submitting myself into the fluffy tails.

>>41171170
>:D
ftfm

>>41170448
The game she comes from fits so well in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

>>41171148
Yeah but dragons can even carry and make you fuck them. Can cait siths carry their husbands around the house?

>>41170945
>Cheshire always wears a mask
>Has a reputation for being silent, no matter the situation, only ever communicating in gestures
>Wild rumors abound, from her being a simple mute to selling her voice for power
>Truth is, she just constantly has her mouth giving Anon a blowjob and keeps the mask on so she can go about her business without too much fuss

>>41171303
No, you have to carry them. Which is part of the appeal, or not.
>>41171262
warhammer doe not fit in mge at all.

>>41170390
I want to become one of those Mofukuza boys covered in tattoos.

>>41171344
I was referring to Vampire Hunter N.

>>41169491
>>41169348
Her weakness is lack of husband

>>41171350
imma get the standing man and get the scars to complete the look

>>41171133
they are, but they also just get really desperate really quickly and kinda fall apart.

Let's talk about actual monster girls. Not vampires, foxes, cows, dark mages, cats, or any of the ones that are just human + animal ears and or tail.

>>41171397
>Mofuza lines the scars with gold, making Anon even more valuable, via the practice of Kintsugi.

>>41171344
>not carrying dragons around

>>41171430
but for what reason are they making me valuable?

>>41171414
the only ones we have of that are three or four baphomets who have ptsd over killing thousands of people.
I think some dragons too but that's about it.

>>41171450
Most girls are like that you just don't talk about them.

>>41171414
No thanks, obvious furfaggot.

>>41171468
Not a furry. Ciths are gross. You are a schizo. Take your meds before you call someone Hitler.

>>41171465
what, scarred because they remember when they were actual monsters?
Anyway we talk about siths all the time.

>>41171478
>implying I'm going to believe a fag like you

>>41171436
No reason, just an old fox indulging in one of her hobbies.

>>41171482
What the fuck are you talking about retard. The girls I mentioned make terrible monsters because you see them all the time in normal media and are basic as fuck. You're the only one talking about Ciths. Meds.

>>41170928
I love your scrimblo bimblo MS paint artstyle, hoping you'll draw more hellhound in the future. Service wan was super cute!!

>>41171505
tritonia loves you, even if you don't love yourself.

Meds.

human boys secretly enjoy ___________

Most beastgirls have paws/hooves for feet, others have patches of fur, and all dog and cat girls have paws for both feet and hands. If that's not enough you could always go to >>>/trash/.

>>41171659
Dangerous monsters

>>41171414
I only like super vanilla girls like elves and vampires and super monstrous ones that the thread does not accept so...

The post wasn't asking for girls with more animal features. It was asking for girls that identify more with monster stereotypes and less with kawaii ugu anime girl stereotypes. Abyssals, slimes, arachne, lamia, centaur, alraune, dragons, ogres, cyclops, and more all fit into that umbrella and not a single one is furshit. You're retarded and can't read. Meds.

>>41171659
little girls

oneesan erotic

desu i dont get sexual feelings towards mg stuff here, i just come here to read stories now, ive become a even greater degenerate so this stuff is just mundane to me at this point, send help.

>>41171892
You just need your hand held.

>>41171659
strawberries

>>41171944
imagine anon who self teaches themselves law(badly) to try to get one over on a demon they make a contract with, which they without noticing gives them 99% leverage within.

>>41171930
i wish

>>41171995
Sniff

Join the Sabbath.

>>41172035
I'd be an associate at best, I prefer my wife to be huge by default.

>>41172035
I'm gonna rip off her stupid crotch towel.

>get really drunk at a bar
>loudly announce to your friend that you hate that you have to go home alone again
>bar gets very quiet

>>41172101
>ALSO I'M A VIRGIN

>>41172105
>A KISSLESS ONE AT THAT
>bar is so quiet you could hear a pin drop
>NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH A WOMAN OTHER THAN MY MOM, FUCK I'M SO LONELY
>bar starts to get noisy again, but this time instead of conversation and merriment it's the sounds of heavy breathing and dripping of various fluids

>>41172119
>every time you look away from monstergirl to monstergirl they inch their chairs and tables closer

>>41172119
>finish your rant and start crying onto the bar
>brawl erupts around you as every monster in the bar tries to be the one to claim you
>wind up going home alone because they're all too busy fighting by the time you finish your drink
>lie awake in bed wondering where it all went wrong
>massive manhunt (literally) underway outside
>bar patrons trying to track you down
>hellhounds sniffing for your trail
>Eros special forces helicopter patrolling the area
>checkpoints set up along all major roads to screen for potential single men
>fall asleep to the sounds of sirens and distant yelling

>>41172198
>meanwhile eros watches from above
>face bright red and teeth grinding together from how much she's seething at him

>>41172101
>Decide to meet up with friend after work at cheap bar downtown.
>See him sitting at the bar alone, pull up a chair next to him.
>Two of you get some drinks, start chatting.
>"Well it was nice to see you, I'm about to head out", he says.
>"OH YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL SINGLE AND A VIRGIN" , he yells, before quickly slipping out the door with a shit eating grin on his face.
>Before you can even blink, a tall, visibly drunk fox pulls up a stool right next to you, wrapping an arm around your waist.
>She leans into you, attempting to hit you with some witty one liner, but she's so wasted it's all but unintelligible.

>>41172101
>get drunk
>Get up from chair
>request dj play California girls
>Start dancing
>amass a fuck ton of gyarus and pyrows that are dancing with me
>wake up in a huge fuck pile filled with choco monsters

>>41172101
i'll be the weirdo who asks for oni milk

>>41172223
Sounds like she's been drinking her sorrows away.

>>41171170

>>41172257
Every day this smug mushroom passes by my house and looks at me.

foxwife
(she loves you)

Black harpies are essentially the hellhounds of the sky.

This got me thinking. I wonder if hellhounds would be as popular if they had pale skin like black harpies

>>41172223
>try to pry her off
>sober shrine attendants put her arm back around you
>the firm and desperate look in their eyes informs you that although they are sorry, this has to happen
>drive you back to her derelict mountain shrine
>toss you in bed with her
>she passes out before she can get your pants off
>wakes up two hours after you do
>starts cheering that she finally did it
>don't have the heart to tell her that she's still a virgin
>just say yes when she asks if she was good or not

Do you like your goats extra wide?

>>41172552
I feel kind of bad now

Go on, ask the Lim out. It's that easy!

>>41172555
Yes.

>>41172555
I like my goats smol and with a superiority complex that immediately goes away when she gets cuddles, headpats, ear scritches, or lewded

>>41172569
No, she's too intimidating and I'm afraid

>>41172569
Lilim, can you please get the fuck out of here? I'm looking for a snek wife and your aura is killing the vibe. Thanks.

>>41172552
Well I guess there's no choice but to be her husband now

>>41172552
>the next night rolls around
>fox is feeling frisky again
>pounces on you after dinner
>smugger than a cheshire
>asks you if you're ready to get fucked so hard you ahegao again
>cums so hard she collapses when she tries to stick it in
>you're still hard
>decide you might as well indulge her
>she starts scooting away and begging for a break while you try to drag her back onto the futon
When will these fox hags learn?

>>41172607
>she walks around limping from getting her hips blasted by anon
thats my favorite part

>>41172569
I would not sniff lilim breath

>>41172622
>whines to shrine maidens that Anon is being mean to her
>they all tell her to shut up and stop complaining because that's exactly what she drunkenly begged for for the past 300 years

>>41172569
Lilim-sama is cute.

>>41172569
that's the kind of bet taken when your friends get you drunk enough on 5 tequila shots. I think i'd be brave enough to take it then

AAAAAA, PORCUPINE DRAGON!!!

>>41172660
>anon occasionally says some modern slang and it confuses the hell out of her

>>41172700
>sheeeeesh this hagussy is bussin, fr fr no cap
>fox wife starts to strangle you and demands you speak like a normal human being with tears in her eyes

>>41172716
>shEEEEeeeeEEeEeeeEEEEeESshh as she chokes you

>>41172754
>After you done fucking her lights out, you dance a stupid meme dance while said music is blaring
>you often play phonk music while you walk in sync with the beat
>While Fox wife chases you for being a little shit sometimes, you stop and dance to some 2000s pop song while wearing nothing but undies
>Teach the shrine maidens the unholy words

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out, the trees are speaking elvish.

>>41172914
when arent they speaking tree hugger?

>>41172920
Local dryads learned elvish instead of Sylvan, no one knows why.

Well the novelty of mgs has worn off and now I'm back to being depressed

>tfw no zoomer monster wife to keep you clued in on the latest lingo

>>41173008
and one thats hella old to bully with this slang you two know

>>41173008
>yo yo yo yoyo yoyo

>>41173025
>that ancient bapho that can bust out slang from the 1200s

>>41170928
thank you for drawing more harpies! you drew wifey so well!

>>41173008
>pywo shows you a meme compellation
>it gives you a seizure

>>41170928
Lovin' that black harpy!

>Husband Opened The Mailbox

>>41173240
close it back up

>>41173262
I have a drink with ice cubes and insert one.

good night
dont let the bed bugs bite

There's a gremlin destroying the plane
You got to belive me!

>>41173497
I don't buy it.

>>41172569
I want to be kissed and hugged by her.

>>41171677
I've heard this is a common problem among ostrich farmers. they need to be aware if any of them are paying particular attention to anybody at the farm because they fall in love with people, and won't mate with another ostrich
Also the Crane on the pic apparently believed herself to be a human.
Guess there may be a basis to all those stories of foxes, tanukis and cranes that fall in love with men and try to hide that they aren’t human.

>>41173497
Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

>>41173497
she wanted to join the mile high club and has been trying to get your attention

>>41172607
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
hag and shota is femdom.
hag and teenager is maledom.

It's common knowledge that white hair with red eyes is the absolute best.

>Get on bus, last route of the night
>Accidentally fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop
>Dumps me in the middle of the manticore slums
>Swear I keep hearing or seeing things in the alleyways as I start to walk home
How fucked am I?

>>41173675
I'll come pick you up, where are you.

If humans aren't supposed to be tricked by foxes, why do they keep falling for it?

>>41173685
Sus

>>41173558
There was the penguin at a zoo in japan that fell in love with a cardboard cutout of a kemono friend penguin, it was heartbroken when they tried to take the cutout away or something.

>>41173692
What? then you can stay in those slums i guess.

>>41173685
>t. hellhound.

>>41173685
>Anon gets a call from his boy Anon
>Anon is trapped in the manticore ghetto
>Anon goes in to save Anon
>Anon arrives too late, Anon has already been claimed
>Anon realizes that he's now in trouble
>Anon calls in another Anon to come help him
>this cycle continues all night, with dozens of men futilely attempting to save their bros from the tailpussy menace
>it looks like a warzone the next morning
>distant screams, rivers of bodily fluids in the gutters, over-turned cars riddled with spines
>hundreds of men lying naked and ruined in the streets
>sleeping on top of their new wives

>>41173662
I'd have to avoid eye contact with red eyes. I know I'd be lost the instant I looked

>>41173707
This cyclical fate must be avoided...

>>41173706
I'll take my chances on a hellhound over a manticore

>>41173707
This is why I turn off my phone and spend all night at the Winchester, drinking pint after pint in the good company of zombies.

>>41173707
>It was all a ruse orchestrated by the manticore slums
>They paid off the bus driver to drive around until anon fell asleep, thus beginning the cycle

>>41173707
I wouldn't trust a call like that. It could be a monster impersonating him after all!

>>41173685
im at soup

>>41173729
What do you mean you're "At soup"!

>>41173732
Soup
Souplex
Suplex
He's at the wrestling ring! BY GAHD JR! OH THE HUMANITY!

>>41173749
OH SHIT! Go Go GO!!!!!

>>41173726
>manticore ties you to a chair
>expect to get every last sperm raped out of you
>she pricks you with her spines
>edges you while demanding your phone password
>finally relent and give it to her
>an hour later a doppelganger shows up along with a ton of other manticores
>is she going to share you?
>forces you to sing for the group while they laugh at you
>she asks the doppel if that was enough
>doppel says it is
>systematically goes through your phone and impersonates you to get all your friends to come save you

>>41173812
Ha! Jokes on her I have no friends!

>>41173827
>manticores just stare at you
>...dude...
>fluffiest manticore pushes to the front of the pack and demands the others leave
>buries your face in fluff and tells you that everything will be alright

>>41173846
F-fuck... gentle-dom manticore story when?

>>41173812
Eros help the poor man they kidnap that only has married friends on his contacts list. All those manticores will take it out on him

>>41173893
>hey, this guy has mana on him! gross!
>girls, what time does the sun rise around here?
>around 6, why
>then what's that?
>blue glow on the horizon so bright the manticores have to shield their eyes
>an azure comet is heading towards them
>the hebi is coming

>>41173812
>Bite your tong
>you can't sing now
>You're drowning in your blood
>They send you to the hospital
Easy way out nerd

>>41173951
Manticore saliva is a natural clotting agent, idiot. They're going to drool into your mouth to stop the bleeding and make sure you have too many spines in you to ever think about escaping again.

>>41173951
>harming yourself with mamono nearby
looks like anon has a fetish for overly protective manticores

Why is everyone mad in wonderland?

>>41173975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=t4_X6cdQSW8
This is all i can think of when someone says "over-protective" anymore.

>>41173940
>hubby wishes he went to tanuki mart for snacks instead of the drugstore
>now he has to cuddle hebi calm after she destroys the manticore block

>be the last single guy in your group of friends
>literally everyone got a monster girl waifu except you
>even the ugly guy and the short guy
>ask friends kitsune wife why
>she says it’s because you’re fat
>start going to the gym
>first day
>nervous as hell
>don’t know how to do anything
>”hi, are you new?”
>turn around and see a (literally) smoking hot salamander
>she is one of the personal trainers here
>”y-yeah. I’m anon. Nice to meet you”
>”I’m Sally! Since it’s your first day how about I show you some basic lifts?”
>you two start working out together
>she asks why you are at the gym
>you tell her it’s because you want to lose weight so you can be handsome enough to get a wife
>she loses focus and starts getting all fidgety
>ask her what’s up
>she admits she is single
>”how can someone as beautiful as you still be single?”
>she has this weird thing about not wanting to date anyone weaker than her
>”we’ll then, I’m going to come here everyday and work as hard as I can. Then, one day, I’ll be stronger than you, and we will get married.”
>she smiles a wide grin as you two finish your workout

>>41174065
>she says it’s because you’re fat
I don't know why but the idea of monster girls not caring at al if you're ugly or shot but DO care if you're fat is really funny to me.

>>41174135
Being unhealthy affects your mana anon

>>41174135
Makes perfect sense, being ugly or short is something you have little influence over and it's practically insulting (You). However you can always lose weight and mamono calling you fat is basically an offer to become your personal trainer and more.

>>41174135
Fats deserve ridicule, every time they’re in a movie or a tv show or a game they’re always evil or scummy.

>>41174147
>mamono calling you fat is basically an offer to become your personal trainer and more.

>Go to pub with your friends
>Monster girls are catcalling your friends
>But they keep calling you fatty and telling you to lose weight
That gotta be really demoralizing until a Jinko comes up to you and seems really insistent on helping you get into shape.

>>41174174
Wow that would suck hard

>>41174174
or your friends think it's funny and tease you about it, until a 10/10 fit dragon slips you her number and insists that she will "shape you up" and then they don't laugh anymore.

>>41174174
and then you have the lolis who love fat bastards and dad bods, jist like their favorite hentai!

>>41174209
If you're fat, baling, old, or goddess forbid, all three, you're in high risk of getting harassed or even raped by lolis.
Innocent men are getting targeted by the sabbath and nobody is stopping them.

>>41174146
Monsters don't really care about that. I think it's the fallen maidens book that says incubization fixes all that. Implying monsters don't care about health at the time.

>>41174135
It matters to some species:
Harpies have max takeoff weight limits
Centaurs likewise have saddle limits
Other mamonos cant get at the Anon D if theres a mass of lard getting in the way.

>>41174219
>Innocent men are getting targeted by the sabbath and nobody is stopping them.
It's inhumane to stop them. Who else are gonna take old, fat, balding men off the streets?

>>41174244
I don't know but I don't want to find out

Post suggestive pics of black harpies please!

>>41174290
The prettiest harpies are the ones with vibrant colorful plumage.

>>41174290
No

>>41174296
That's objectively false. Black harpies are not only the smartest of all harpies, but they're the most beautiful with their jet black wings and hair, red eyes, and sleek style

Choose wisely.

>>41173240
>Opened The Mailbox
*The box! You opened it, We came!*

>>41174340
>demon realm silver Cenobite torture
Huh. Well okay let's go for it

>>41174355
No talking please its a waste of good cunnilingus.

>>41174365
Hehuh heht*

*tl. note: Jesus wept

>>41174314
>sleek style
You mean wearing lewd outfits that barely cover anything?

>>41174335
sand is cute wife
pygmy is just too smol and adorable for me to do anything to

>>41174393
Is that not the most fashionable, good-looking, and attractive style for girls in MGC?

>>41174314
Despite being only 13% of Harpies, they are responsible for 54% or rapes...

I just pissed off my cat and it went and slashed me, how will this affect my relation to mamono.

>>41174423
Scratching post for Ocelomeh

>>41174434
I think I'd like to avoid that at all costs, please let me apologize to my cat.

>>41174417
They're the hellhounds of the skies

>>41174463
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjf2FKlZl9M

Given that mamono can only have daughters. The only way you could get a hybrid species mamono is if the "father" was a mamono that took a futanari potion. I don't know of any other way this would be possible. At least, not until mamono can have sons

>>41174423
People who abuse cats are taken to the cat kingdom for reeducation and forced marriage.

>>41174423
pissed it off how
depending on what you did that might affect your mamono relations
did you just rub its tummy or did you step on its tail

>>41174417
And they make up 100% of my best girl spots.

>>41174720
>Anon accidentally steps on a jinko's tail
He's fucked, both literally and figuratively.

>>41174720
>>41174762
>accidentally step on cheshire's tail
>she screams for a split second before disappearing
>it's almost been a whole day and she still hasn't reappeared

Who keeps building these ancient evil automatons and why do they keep making them so stacked

imagine spoiling a jinko and watching her body go from its fit and tone form to a chubby hag form that couldn't hope to overpower a simple kobold.

>>41170928
where did her breasts go

>>41174857
Had to come back for the Crushinator, didn't you?

>constantly catcalled by 4 black harpy sisters every time you leave your home
>toss them fries and corn chips to get them to stop
>do this over the course of a few months
>unintentionally win their fierce, unwavering loyalty
>now have a gang of black harpies that'll come to your aid at a moment's notice
Anyone who gives you shit gets black harpy shit. Literally or figuratively, I leave that up to you. Though personally I'd find it hilarious if the annoying neighbor who leaves dog shit on your lawn got dive bombed by a harpy dropping a turd on their head. But then again I'm weird. Seriously don't turn that into a pic or comic

>>41174972
>4 delinquent black harpies that will protect anon with their lives because he keeps making them home-made fries

>>41171359
>WIFE.jpg
i dont think so

>>41174868
that would make me smile from ear to ear with pure glee

>>41174340
>We came
sorry, i don't marry quick-shots. go look for someone else to be your husband

i fucking love jabberwocks

>>41174998
There will be a point where they wont be able to fly anymore.
What will you do then huh?

>>41175175
call em pollos negro and have some fun with my meaty flightless birb gfs

>>41174868
How wouldn't all that mass overpower a regular Kobold?

>>41175196
It would but stamina becomes the issue then

>>41175175
I'll start feeding them veggie fries before that happens, and nuts, lots of nuts

>>41175174
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>41175196
like this anon said >>41175206
she may have the mass but hauling around a hag body isnt easy for a spoiled cat.

>>41175224
This also means its more fun to turn the tables on her and fuck her senseless as well as to see some jiggle

>>41175206
>>41175224
She could still overpower the Kobold easily, and that's without getting into overkill that would be lying on her and smothering her. There's a problem only if the Kobold manages to run away, then the chunky Jinko won't catch up.

>>41175260
the kobold can just run around her and tire her out but it is true that Chubby Jinko can just fall on top of her and pin her so the kobolds best bet is just o run away

Which one of you fucked the artificial super intelligence

>>41175332
i did it so it can stop putting leadhe sidhe out of jobs

>>41175332
I will neither confirm nor deny I fucked her.
But if I did I might have given her an orgasm that forced her to reboot.

>>41175335
Nobody spammed AI monster girls so I am pretty sure it can't do them well enough.

>>41175354
its better to keep it that way

your wife is now your aunt

>>41175539
But my aunt is already married.

>>41175631
as in she becomes another aunt, like a long lost aunt

If Miss jabberwock had 10 cakes and I asked for a slice of one cake that is a 16TH of a cake, how much of a percent of a cake do I have and how much does Miss jabberwock still have?

>>41175641
But I don't want a demon aunt, I want a demon step sister.

>>41175676
While you weren't looking, Miss Jabberwock stole 40 cakes.

>>41175691
And thats 4 10s, thats 4 times as bad! So how many cakes does she have now?

>>41175676
[satisfied burrrrp]
MsJabberwock has no cakes left.

>>41175676
I think Ms. Jabberwock failed another diet again

>>41175772
Ms. Jabbberwock is not allowed to be alone around the food during a teaparty

>>41175539
Giga-hag auntsters?

>>41175912
so very meaty?

>>41175539
I prefer wives that are like daughters.

ok

>>41175934
of course

>>41175676
Miss Jabberwock is a vore monster.

Those cakes had tiny people stuck in them.

>>41176087
You coulda posted the one that said "hug me" not "peg me".

hes a homo, just leave the mentally ill, like the other faggot talking about jabber vore shit

>>41172569
Won't a single glance at her makes you undress and tell her to rape you silly?

>>41172390
The feeling is not mutual

>>41176130
What are you talking about?