/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41657603
she looks like trouble, I'm gonna go for the blue oni instead

>>41657613
Need white oni

BEWARE OF FOX

>>41657627
Even if she is a little dumb?

Booze Dragon

>>41657641
Please be patient, she has autism

>>41657630
I'm safe as long as I am in my anti-mofu fort!

>>41657603
She looks like trouble, I'm going to get drunk and hit on her

>>41657648
nah, you just gotta fix her by rubbing her horn until you get reception

>>41657666
Thanks, Satan

>>41657666
Years of 'practice' finally has a use.

>Try to impress the shark gals at beach with how tough and good of a swimmer I am
>Jump into freezing water and begin swimming for a far buoy
>Only get halfway till they grab me and take me back to shore
>Calling me an idiot the whole way
>They decide the best way to warm me up is through their bodies
>Even after "warming" me up they follow me around
>Say they gotta make sure I don't do anymore stupid shit like that
Not that I'm complaining, but I could've made it. And I might give it another shot when I tell them I'm going out for "groceries"

>>41657676
>bring big onis down with your mad "rod polishing" skills
once they see that their muscles are useless, they will fear you anon

>>41657704
Shit art.

>>41657754
silly monsters and their shirts

>>41657646
Fat dragon

>>41657704
Mershark are cool, they help me to smuggle good to MGC coast line. They're a little too protective, they even blocked me 1 hours just because i cut my finger...

drinking a white russian given to me by a panting, big breasted satyros!

>>41657845
-But you have 100% immunity to alcohol intoxication!

>>41657893
every time you drink bacchus blessed alcohol you get a stacking debuff to your intoxication resistance, damn tricky goats

>>41657845
gonna press her nipple to see what comes out

>>41657845
No fancy drink, i want something really strong and cheap, goat.

>>41657603
Red Onis are scar-

>>41658023
She'll call in her lonely old aunt for you

>>41658043
Wait, I'm not sure they're selling booze now

>>41658024
red onis are dorks

>>41658043
I want to slam back fireballs with a goat.

>>41658051
its always booze time at auntie gote's house

>>41658069
I imagine auntie goat is suddenly in a great mood when her nephew becomes old enough to drink legally. It means a night on the town for Anon with her other winegoat friends.

>>41658079
>poor anon being surrounded by wine aunt goats while he tries to sip his beer
hope his aunt can keep her nephew safe from those needy friends of hers

>>41658091
Luckily they're too drunk at the time to properly undo his belt, so they settle for kisses and tight hugging.

>>41658101
>anon goes to pay the tab
>makes the young goat bartender blush with how many kiss marks are all over him
>carries all the old goats home while they keep smooching his shirt, neck, hand or whatever is close

>>41658120
Hmmm young goat cheese, I going to grab and bring home the source of it.

>No story
All writefags are dead ?

>>41658213
I can write a little something if it please you

>>41657576
Ah yes! Even the magic using mamono are adapting and getting used to guns.

>>41658225
Not him.
But write a story involving corruption.

>>41658225
Veteran and his state's assigned kiki moral and house support ?

>>41658238
A'ight

>>41658240
thank you anon, you're very kind

Remember to scratch your Odogar-mom behind the ears every now and then! It's a sign of love!

Can you find a non-furry odagaron please?

>>41658247
Well there you go, 1600 words about a former soldier and a Kikimora. She tries to set him straight.
https://pastebin.com/xREkst2f

>>41658236
>corruption
So Tanukis undermining MGC's economy then?

>>41658403
Really good story, thanks anon

>>41658460
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy!

I sure do love bullying low level monsters in the starting area

Post cute snakes.

>>41658468
>Put on the armor of thorn (demon silver version)
>Go in the starting area and beat local monsters just by rolling
>Do the same with adventurer newbies
>Screams "Git gud fags" before leaving
>Mamonos and adventurers are starting to team up and try to take me down
I'm doing Eros works

>>41658468
I'm annoyed by the out of place low level monsters pestering me in endgame areas.

>>41658539
Finally a good dark souls and MGE crossover

>>41658561
>be me
>simple farmer, with a regular holstaur wife with regular humongous cowtits
>get invited to my dark knight cousin's place in Royal Makai
>take the cart through half of the country with your cute wife and her cute tits
>visit him and his Dark Brave wife
>at some point decide they need some privacy
>take your wife on a walk through the wonderful, romantic forrest of the Demon Realm
>suddenly some hobo in weird armor walks out of the bushes
>looks at you and your wife, enjoying the walk
>"Fucking out of place low level mobs in endgame zones, I'm tired of this crap, fuck are they even doing here"
>mounts a fiery horse he pulled out of his pocket and rides away

>>41658403
Nice

this is nice bug

>>41658709
Herbivorous bugs, the most docile of god's creatures.

>>41658709
Bribing the Insect Kingdom hiveguards has never been easier, makes trading with the place go a lot smoother.

>>41658709
Nice bug, you can mount a AA machine gun and heavy armor on her back. I like her

>>41658512
Remember to run if you hear a lamia's rattle.

>>41658709
The only way to make a soldier beetle cuter is by having another smaller beetle riding on her back.

Manmeat's back on the menu, gals!

>>41657765
made for sex

>>41658868
How did the orcs know what a menu is?

>>41658949
Making a lot of assumptions about their culture there, buddy.

>>41658868
>losing to some oinkin piggies
git gud scrub, or enjoy smelling like bacon forever

Hellhounds due to their protective nature would probably proudly put up "beware of dog" type signs to mark their territory
>hellhound wife insists you wear a shirt with "beware of hellhound" on it

>>41659126
>she buys you this t-shirt
https://litter.catbox.moe/f0175r.jpg
>forces you to wear it everytime you go somewhere
>apart from that you have her pheromones mixed in your body wash and shaving cosmetics

>kissing a sith on the snout
>having her curl up in your lap
>hearing her purr as you pet her
How tall are they, anyway? Cu sith looks tall enough at least.

I'd wear a shirt thats says wurm-fed muscle with a glasss of milk on the front

>no, lilims do not disguise themselves as regular succubi, it is unrefined
>no lilims are not shit
>no, that succubus neighbor of yours with the white hair that constantly hits on you isn't a lilim.
>what lilim would want a peasants essence?
>you should still date that succubus neighbor though, I hear she can cook a mean meatloaf

>>41659004
>orcs about to gangbang you
>lament about your virginity being taken by a bunch of piglike barbarians
>piggies feel insulted by such a cruel stereotype
>they take you back to their stronghold
>show you their incredibly rich and spiritual culture of shamanism and being close to nature
>now you feel like you're being dogpilled and milked by a band of noble savages, not just a bunch of mere horny barbarians

>>41659509
>what lilim would want a peasants essence?
This

>>41659582
This really zug-zugs

>>41659373

My head canon is that cait sith are short (like maaaybe 5' tall) and that cu sith are a little taller (like maybe 5 - 5' 6").

But none of them are tall. You want a tall cat get a Jinko or a Ocelemeh or whatever. You want an ascended pet, you get like a fuckable house cat or corgi.

Don't let your dreams be dreams--Fuck that corgi, Anon.

>>41659509
i love meatloaf, and i dont mind it, she is kinda creepy looking at me workout in the yard

>>41659509
As soon as a mamono call me peasant, weak, slave and such i leave. Fuck it. Not worth it. Enough mental 3d manipulation. Not again.

>>41659658
peasant i can deal with but slave or weak nah, hate daddy as well as being called papi

>>41659705
>he doesn't want a bomb figure brown cat gf to call him "pali" and herself his "chica"

>>41659857
What does pali mean ?

>>41659925
she's dislectic, but trying her best

>>41658709
She's a nice bug until she runs out of watermelon anon. Be sure to get more

>>41659925
papi is what i think he meant, and thats just the hispanic way of daddy, any woman calling any man daddy that aint her father is just showing that she has daddy issues
>>41659857
i want to be carino much more, or darling

>>41658712
Truly

I want a heroine corrupted into a fanatical monster extremist.

i just wanna drink some damn milk and they aint no holsts around, only undead, dragons, wurms, and elves

>>41660413
Buy a Holst ?

>>41660064
Ahah retarded cat in a box. Now get the fuck out of my house or i get the water canon.

>Ancient evil ushi oni wakes from her eyes 1000 year imprisonment
>Sees she’s been freed not by her majordomo, spider cultists or her mom
>But by farmer anon
>Tries to rape anon but farm boy is just too tough and her imprisonment left her weak
>Anon calls her a silly spider and offers her to stay at his place
>She takes him up on the offer of free food and board
>Becomes chubby from all the sweets she sneaks and the lazy lifestyle

>>41660592
imma just make due wth extra milky memeber of each group
>>41660706
the best end, i bet she also starts lactating due to how comfortable she is

>>41657576
>shoots the furfag in the face at point blank with .45 ACP

anon, you okay? cause that aint a furry

>>41660706
>>41660752
>Neighbor comes over to see how farmer Anon is doing.
>Thinks he's in the barn and goes to check
>Just sees a max soft Ushi sitting in a bundle of blankets eating chocolate and watching TV
>Is about to shout when that ancient evil Ushi's quick thinking kicks in
>"M-mooo!"
>Neighbor immediately calms down as its clearly just a cow

>>41657576
If elves are so pure, then why do they show so much skin?

>>41660979
havent got laid in ten thousand years, desperation

>>41660926
He's describing what the mamono is supposedly doing.

>>41657576
But what happens if you deny the Monstergirl soldier her coffee?

>>41660071
Apples work just as well.

>>41661010
Nothing, you're the tank commander, not her. She is the one making the coffee for the squad.

>>41657576

Tough and scary Hellhound or Manticore isn't so tough after she accidentally makes a little boy cry.

>>41660247
That greenworm was killed by a giant crow brutally over a year ago retard. STOP COPING

>>41660975
>her fur starts getting a cow pattern

>>41657603
All them gold chains & a fur coat...
>This onigirl is planning on pimping me out in the Childless Hag district ain't she...

>>41657762
>"Teehee, sex shirt funny."
>"True, sex shirt is funny..."
>"OMG LOOK! We can be twinsies. Anon, would love that."
>"EEEEEEEEEEE!" *giggles*

>>41658055
This is why red Oni's need dutiful & fussy bf's/house husbands...
They can never seem to tie their chest bindings properly in the morning, making it impossible for them to wear their business attire correctly.
>How is anyone supposed to take them seriously in Post-Merge human society if she's exposing herself like a teenager during their 1st dating season...?

>>41658709
Any pics of BugGirls "bullying" PlantGirls? preferable with playful nibbles
Asking for a friend...

>>41661303
>and that drink the onigirl got you made you feel fiunny, wake up at her house and you've been turned into a shota

So, why does these die so fast now?

>>41661342
vtuber nonsense, countered by the tohou nonsense doubling down

>>41661278
Its to better disguise herself, totally not an adaptation to her enjoying the life of a simple cow.

>>41661303
Cringe

>>41661394
>attempts to keep up that schtick of being an ancient evil but her growing nature of a cow is really creeping on her and she meets her friend from waay back then and she doesnt belive its her

>>41661372
thats what you get when there are at least 300 of the fuckers, 3 major companies to talk about them

and becuase people want to see them more as "idols" rather than "promoted game streamers" tards think its good to spam threads here. worse is that unlike the ponies and furries these fucks get to stay out of the fucking containment board

>Expose pharaoh as being lazy and apathetic to the rulings of her kingdom
>Expose schedule dogs as the wild jackals they truly are destoying the kingdom with their inane city planning
>Expose the royal guard as ineffective from the sheer amount of apophises working as maids
>Expose the sandworms as being in caboots with the tourist agency sending many young men into their dunes
>Expose apophises as lazy from the sheer amount working “secretly” in the palace and still not graping the pharaoh
>Riddle cat is the only hard working one coming up with completely original riddles and keeping vagabonds from the palace
Clearly we must overthrow the current system and install a sphinx dynasty

Remember
you can only get fired for sexual harassment if the target is already married

>Poor little anon gets FOX'D.

>>41661436
>"Ah my long lost ally, it was only a matter of time until I found...you?"
>Ushi is sporting a huge rack and fully cow print at this point along with having upgraded from blankets to pillows and has a pizza the farmer picked her up.
>'M-moooo?'
>"Oh no! This foul farmer has reduced my most trusted ally to little more than a cow with his deceitful trickery! I will annihilate him wi- Oh ! Is that Dragon Hut? The sauce from there is to die for!"
>Its soon the pair of them just sitting on the pillow pile watching TV and eating pizza.

>>41661468
Indeed TOM bro, it's time to launch a cruisade, Kot Kingdom Krusaders should assist you in this overthrow

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41661342
>>41661372
This one might last longer since they already obliterated page 10 and most of page 9 today.
>>41661475
What are the chances of HR doing something about a Bicorn sexually harassing me and doubling down after I told her about my wife?

>>41661483
>the ushi and the fox both become splenid cows for farmer anon, He often comes by to talk with 'em and even play games with them
>They end up getting quite meaty
>So meaty that Farmer Anon wants to bang them or even beat his meat but sinces it November he must retain his seed

>>41661578
November is a rough month for monster girls.
More than a few have to take things into their own hands.

You have been charged with being "Single And Horny." This is a capital offense in MGC. You are hereby sentenced to become a minotaur's personal masseuse and cook. This is a life sentence.

>>41661614
nah, muscle is gey

>>41661614
I'm glad to see Monster Girls fixing the problems society had before the portals.

>>41661614
Will i be able to marry a werecat after ?

>>41661407
Yes, so?
We're enjoying monstergirls for various dynamics & aesthetics here, not (you) faggot.
>post something about montergirls or GTFO

>>41661625
You're gay. Have an alp.

>>41661643
No, it's a life sentence. And let's face it, you'll be smitten by her and join her in the afterlife forever as well

>>41661614
Yeah sure, i hope she will enjoy seeing me hanging from the ceiling by the neck next morning. MGC gouvernement has lost his roots with Eros and it show.

>>41661673
muscle is ew and way too overdone, often goes overboard, i just want pudgy wife

>>41661625
Impregnating a massive muscle cowgirl is one of the straightest things you can do.

>>41661673
I don't like Mino, i will help her get a husband and she will help geta wife.

>>41661683
>implying you'll get more than 1 second of alone time
>>41661687
Artist interpretation is far different from the real deal. Just enjoy messaging her back and cooking meaty meats for her.

>>41661505
what do you think danuki burps smell like...?
>I bet they smell like Dreamscle Cream Soda

>>41661717
You'll still have to massage her daily and cook for her.
>>41661702
>pic
It's funny because her name is Mini, and she's everything but

Lilims are cool

>>41661702
that ok, but not overdone
>>41661727
nah, she gonna get plump and cook for me like a normal woman whose twice my height

>>41661738
Shrimp tempura, coffee, fried rice, and for some reason paper money

>>41661727
I will and no one will stuck me in that kind of hell

>>41661761
I don't think you understand. This is a criminal sentence. It will be enforced by law.

>>41661702
Muscled monster girls are for 'ruining' with spoiling, sweets, and daughterus

>>41661754
>Left is a battle junkie warmonger that corrupts poor librairans.
>Right is a Bitch willing to corrupt an entire city as a fuck you to one person.
Not these lilims,

>>41661772
and? i dont care for the law, it can suck my dick for all i care

>>41661771
You will massage the minotaur
You will make love to the minotaur
You will be happy

>>41661792
Yes, that's what the mino will do to you

>>41661793
I know a lot of juges, law enforcements and tanukis that will receive funny pipes if mamono follow our dystopian ways in politics.

>>41661811
Familia es toda

>>41661827
i know it is, fren but speak english, we aint back home

>>41661783
Selene's cool, Victoria though... that hat has made her do bad things

>>41661831
C'est plus une question de point de vue. Les culs des chats de Cheshire sont de très loin les plus magnifique en dépit des règles sanitaires. Or something like that.

>>41661819
I don't understand how being forced to have a mino wife (who loves you), will give you many daughterus that make cute little moos, can swing an axe like a badass, gives strong, but comfy, hugs, and will always see to your needs is dystopian.

Embrace the fight moo
It's a bit taboo, but I've heard you can make a fight moo into a milk moo if you give her a steady of supply of milk from a milk moo.

>>41661853
Victoria come from which writefag ? And why is she bad ?

>>41661859
sorry dont speak loser baguette

>>41661874
perfect cow, perfect meaty body

>>41661875
I hope we will nuke you before the other nuke us, I hate this stupid loser/surrender meme.

>>41661868
I don’t know which writefag but I do know her hat fucking sucks and is lame as hell

>>41661887
napoleon still fucking lost

>>41661903
>Beat you for 4 time but lose in the end because off one mistake.
Are you German ?

>>41661859
Omelette du fromage!

What mamono best encapsulates France? What about Quebec?

>>41661918
>>41661918
nah land of the free, home of the brave
>>41661924
cocktrice

>>41661924
kejorou

>>41661903
I mean, dude ran an empire at one point
the only reason that one british guy that fought him is famous was becuase of his allahu ackbar 300IQ strat

>>41661924
National birb of France

>>41661927
>>41661937
Why chickens?

>>41661934
and? genshis khan had way more impact that that manleti know he was average

>>41661924
snail

>>41661953
ask that question again to yourself, slowly, anon. why would chickens be perfect for france

>>41661953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallic_rooster

>>41661959
The true symbol of France is Le Chevalier Escargot!

>>41661954
I mean it was more militarty tactics and less a decent chunk of asia/eastern europe having mongolian roots

>>41661924
Depends, frog or snails if you go by the memes, wight tanukis and vampire for ces fils de putes de bourgeois and aristocrat. Wolf, fox and dryad for the woods in the country side. Holst and harpy for the many many farms. Lions and dragons come also very often in our old blasons, especially serpentine form like wurms. I can't choose one, it will depend more of each regions and local culture.

>>41661924
makes me think of many damn eagle harpies would live here in the states and the amount of rat girls and size of them in the nyc area

You get one hundred bucks but you have to wear typical monster girl attire for one day, would you do it?

No new york rat girls that steal you and your pizza

>>41662029
i'm better off being a whore

>>41662033
>get stuck up for your js and your virginity as well

We need more monster girl encyclopedia touhou stuff

>>41661613
They can try.

>New york large rat arguing with chicago large rat over New york style pizza vs Chicago deep dish.

>>41662068
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>41662088
No cheshire eating a hawaiian

I'll take the sleep mouse immigrant from Twisty Tervy !England

>>41662068
damn, even jabberwock thinks hecitita is shit but yeah, more touhou monster girl stuff

>>41661975
>idk why but I thought of Jojo's bizarre adventure here
[Husbando] Jean Pierre Polnereff
[MonsterGirl Wifey] Le Chevalier Escargot, Silva Cherri

What MGs would your Favorite Anime characters be married to?

>>41662088
Deep dish is not pizza it's a casserole.

>>41662107
Imagine how embarassing it must be for a monster girl to have to wear this

>>41661874
I need two cows like this

>>41662138
Amore

>>41662088
>Louisiana FireAnts enjoying/putting hot sauce on everything

>>41662138
i bet some fashion art fairy just crying bloosd at how bad this outfit looks

Whatever happened to maus?

>>41662096
Canada's most evil deed in history was the invention of Hawaiian pizza and blaming it on Hawaii.

>>41661975
The first mg thing I flapped to was a comic about a snail girl.
Irc she did the guy inside the shell.

>>41662138
>>41662162
Am I retarded? I don't think this outfit is particularly bad, looks like something a weirdo would wear sure but not that bad.

>Greek mino or Spanish mino?
>German holst or American holst?
Which would you prefer?

>>41662186
its an old meme
>>41662191
spanish holst and german holst, they sound the best somewhat angry

>>41662191
Gimme all four, cows are herd animals after all.

>>41662120
Onizuka Eikichi

>>41662191
Spanish Mino and American Holst

>>41661868
Victoria is Losenis' OC and she's bad because she's just lilim Esdeath, lilim Satsuki Kiryuin would've been a thousand times better

>>41662186
Yes, you genuinely are retarded if you think Hecatia's clothes are anything but tacky and embarrassing as hell. Like, are you even looking at the shirt, and the skirt with it? You notice all the clashing colors?

>>41662201
Spanish doesn't sound angry, especially the way it's spoken in Spain. It's very elegant and beautiful, even more so than French or Italian

>>41662228
I love panties

>>41662191
German holst wouldn't like me, so American one for me. As for Mino - I'll go for Greek to be original.

>>41662231
it is but thats why i will get a puerto rican holst as well as one from ecuador, funny thing is the ecuadorain accent is the best accent in terms of foriegner learning from since its so clear

>>41662222
Man you must be fun at parties. If it isn't broke, don't fix it- she's pretty.

>>41662264
Every man needs a girl with horns big enough to hang curtains on

>>41662186
Do you have an entry level understanding of fashion? Layers, style, undertones, color palettes? If you do you'll quickly understand how it's a travesty

Of not you're probably Hecatia in which case I'm not wearing your shirt

>>41662275
if you got a thing for military uniform

>>41662240
Who doesn't?

>>41662310
seemingly most of the undead species

>>41662293
It does look pretty good on her

I bet a Jinko would let me see her panties if I asked her nicely.

>>41662317
Need more shots of bapho chan in undies, even if she is a married woman. That just makes it better

>>41662334
Nevermind panties, I wanna see her muscles

>>41662334
probably has a tiger face on them

>>41662368
Both are important.
>>41662385
Whatever she has on them, I'm sure they look cute.

>>41662368
See this has to be my favorite thing to fantasize about in regards to MGE. Not jinko muscles in particular, but just being able to casually admire or express amazement at monstergirls, asking to see a wight's claws, a manticore's tail, all of it. Some mamono is going to take that as the go ahead to take me, and then it'll be curtains on me enjoying that going ahead, but until then it's consensual grope city.

>>41662410
right there with you. want to feel those harpy feathers, slime's slime, ushi chitin, hebi scales, holstaur breasts

>ywn go to Pandemonium and walk in on the Fallen God masturbating

>>41662432
to be fair i should've knocked

>>41659625
You probably get a BIG Cu if the original species was something like St. Bernard.

>>41662432
opening random doors in pandemonium is a good and rewarding pastime

>>41662291
>Layers, style, undertones, color palettes?
No, I’m not an Alp, but thanks for asking.

41659625
41662483
Fuck off and die

>>41662531
What's the matter, have a problem with furry talk and reddit spacing?

Fuck off, to trash

>>41662549
;_;

I don’t think I will :)

>>41661783
>that corrupts poor librairans.
What happened to the librarian?

i just realized i don't like floppy ears on beastwomen
not on kikis, not on kobolds, not on p'orc

>>41662610
How about rabbits?

>>41662599
he cum pants

>>41662627
You have to snapped their ears if you want to make them sloppy. I don't think they will like it.

>>41662653
that's unfortunate. hope he had a change of clothes

>>41662599
>>41662653
She meet a librarian, found her pining for her dude, so she made her a hakutaku.
Selene corrupting that posh lady was more malicious

>>41662678
Don’t some rabbits have floppy ears

>>41662689
sounds like normal matchmaker lilim stuff

>>41662627
i was trying to think of more floppy-ears to see if the rule kept, but blanked.
nope, dont like wererabbit or hare either.

>>41662689
I want to fight in Selene's Arena.

>>41662840
It still needs a better name than "Battle mansion"

>>41662857
No matter the name i will just call it "the pit",

>>41657576
You have stumbled into a fox den.

>>41662964
holy cow!

>>41662883
pretty sure there are better things to call it.

>>41662964
Confessions time ?

When the full moon happens, monsters go into an extremely frenzied territorial state, hellbent on raping men without the capability to reason.
In the case of kobold, their brains get set to full golden retriever mode and just sit on the floor, looking gleeful for no reason

>>41657646
>her breath makes men pass out from the sheer alcohol so they're easy for her to carry them home

>>41663008
Certainly but the pit is the pitq

>>41662068
Did you know that female youkai are predatory towards man they deem fit to be husbands? It's true!

You may not know this, but women have an innate desire for romance and love, and of course reproduction. This is true even if those women are monsters. Age has made this worse in some youkai, as they've gone for centuries alone, frustrated and bitter. Eventually, something gives, and they decide to snap and kidnap the suitable man they can find!

The tactics they might pursue can vary between youkai, there's no standardized method. Some might act amicable, and offer you in their abode for tea. You take the sip, and at first you have a good time. But slowly, things start to blur, something is amiss. By the time you realize this isn't right, you've passed out on the ground, and you'll next awake to a needy and creepy youkai atop you, having bound you hands and feet to her bed, as she explains that you're married now.

Other youkai might not be so sly. They might be aggressive and sudden. You'll mind your business, maybe you're walking somewhere you shouldn't be, or you might even be in your room alone. Then BAM, the youkai breaks in and decides to kidnap you and carry you back to her lair, ignoring any complaints you might have. Now trapped in her domain, you've no choice but to adapt to your life as a youkai's husband.

These youkai are dangerous indeed, but in Monsokyo these actions can spread to even gods and humans! Powerful humans, whether their power comes from their roles as youkai exterminators or wealthy matrons of the human village, can still use underhanded tactics to trap a man into marriage.

If you're a single man and you're in Monsokyo, be careful and be vigilant! If need be, escape! As you won't stay a single virgin for long!

>>41663107
Can you shoot youkai ?

Judgement

>>41662883
>Some people call it "the pit"
>Others call it "the arena"
>Some call it the lilim's bouncy castle
>Selene is confused as to why no one calls it what it actually is

>>41663107
I want to marry the dog
>>41663129
only with danmaku

>>41663010
No you dumb frog.

>>41660313
Nothing is hotter than an heroine being even more corruption happy than the extremists who changer her.

>>41662893
Fox hair color stereotypes
>Orange foxes are simple country girls
>White foxes act classy but are usually dumber
>Red foxes are particularly cunning and food-driven

>>41660313
How about instead a fanatical monster extremist corrupted into an otaku of a weird/niche hobby?

Remember to go breakdancing with your Zinogre wife every now and then!

>>41663169
Frog ?

>>41663222
I must brush the roughmofu. It propably smells awesome.

>>41663222
I can't dance
AND
I can't talk

>>41657576

>>41663318
?

Do people I these threads sometimes remember random posts from years ago?

>>41663463
Yes

>>41663416
Probably a doppel

>>41663481
Like?

>>41663507
>>17198260
>>17198658

>>41663507
grandma. Angled.

ded hours

>>41663635
Adventurers have NO rights

>>41663250
She smells like ozone and lavender (it's the shampoo)

>>41663657
Your "mansion" is our playground and we will take the shiny things and the zombies maid, old hag

>>41663635
Vampires are just inferior Wights with worse dietary habits.

>>41657576
Reminder that the creepy abandoned shrines usually have the best loot.

I'm alive
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/107611248
New roulette, enjoy

>>41658539
indirect matchmaking, how clever.

Monsters smell like cum...

>>41664207
You should make them if they aren't.

>>41662610
Older straight-eared Kikis.

feeling inspired by hearing about the new AOM retold trailer, might write more story notes to use about greek heroes and monstergirls

>>41663655
Kulve Taroth is every Danuki's wet dream.

>>41663687
>adventures loot old mansion
>halfway back to town all the valuables turn into a bunch of leaves
It’s just a prank bro

>>41664084
Hello sirs do the needful do not redeem the tiger

>>41664308
Sorry but I just can’t bring myself to break her parts for some greedy tanuki
>inb4 sample
Full file size is 18 mb

Do you think resistant husbands ever impregnate their wives before coming to accept their marriage? Would knowing that they've impregnated their wife make them more accepting of their marriage to her?

>>41664342
So? Just pick up her sheds. Or ask her nicely.

>>41657576

>>41664351
>Be knight anon
>Honor, chivalry, extremely bad not!french accent
>Get jumped by p’orcs and their h’orc boss
>They ride me one by one till I pass out
>They take me to their camp
>Constantly try to escape but h’orc boss catches me and sits on my face
>Less then a month later before I’ve even come to terms with my situation
>Half of the p’orcs present me with positive pregnancy tests
>Knew I had to take responsibility as the code says
>Ask them to marry me
>H’orc boss and the other p’orcs with negative tests barge in during my proposal
>They angrily demand I knock them up and marry them too
>Well in for a penny in for pound

>>41662410
>flirting with a big muscle monster
>"and wow, those things are massive! They're just so big, they look perfect. I bet they feel amazing to squeeze."
>she has no idea if you're talking about her boobs, ass, thighs or arms

Just because your dreams have alps in them doesn't mean you want to fuck them.

>>41664084
Thank you sirs

>>41664260
yeah, i like those

>>41663507
>>22455656
>>22455671

>>41664485
I almost never get dreams at all. Must be a Baku around.

Sex with foxes.

>>41664602
>>41664616
>>41664653
You may speak.

>>41664660
Gonna bully a Pharaoh loli by marrying a hag grape snake.

>>41664660
I fucking love cows.

>>41664670
>Anon marries ancient dungeon grapesnake
>Pharaoh no longer has to keep her guarded
>And now she can refurbish the dungeons into a spa

>>41664660
Pharaoh stinks!

>>41664670
Not much bullying unless that Pharaoh has a crush on you.

Aug 17 2017

>>41664756
What about it?

I had a dream I saw a train with front car crash and a bunch of tall black women in white robes were silently driving people away, all with the same calm smiles. I tried looking into how that could have happened and went into a room with a lot of them forming a wall, small pyramids on the floor, and a body covered in plastic wrap. Some time after that I was sitting in a chair and one of them came to me topless and with Egyptian tattoos and we had sex until I woke up. She also had fingertips on her shoulder blades for some reason.

>>41664735
I want to wash a loli pharaoh

>>41664737
New plan, seduce the Pharaoh and then get "abducted" by the grape snake and get "forced" to marry her.

been so long but i finally have a wip that i am proud of, its kobeni as a banshee
https://i.imgur.com/QNUI6sO.png

>>41664474
>"Wow, check out those pythons!"
>They weren't talking about her arms, instead it's a couple of Lamia behind her.
So confusing.

Word of advice, don't crew your ship with automata

>>41664929
Thanks, I'll hire a shog crew then.

>>41664929
What if your ship is the automaton?

I want to trick a loli Wendigo by replacing her stretchy anime meat with a rubber squeaky toy shaped like stretchy anime meat!

>>41665008
Destroyed in seconds

>>41664084
Very nice.

gonna introduce pyrow culture to all the chaos monsters

>>41658512

>>41665008
You can't fool her sense of smell and taste for long.
>>41665058
Shoggoth who only does housework for you because she thinks you're cool and it's completely normal for friends to do it.

>>41664929
>be space captain
>get a automata crew after service station insists that it's a great investment (with a great discount)
>had your doubts at first but all the sales talk seems to be true
>hard workers
>reliable
>great company
>spend a fun evening in the mess
>there's singing, dancing, laughing
>eventually excuse yourself to go to your quarters
>"no stay with us captain!"
>insist your quite tired and need to rest
>"no captain! stay captain!"
>they start to pull you back
>"stay with us captain!"
>try to struggle against them, to no avail
>"captain! captain! captain!"
>they grab your arms
>"captain! captain! captain!"
>order them to let you go
>"captain! captain! captain!"
>a look of crazed joy fills their eyes
>giant smiles across their faces
>you've made a terrible mistake

The best gift for your Ahtal-Ka wife is a bunch of engineering projects you can do at home!

>>41664929
i've fond memories of Virus

Signs of a slow burn monsterization:
>When buying new clothes, new outfits are more revealing than the ones they replace. The outfits are tighter, have increasingly large cleavage windows, bare more midriff, show more leg etc...
>Existing outfits aren't done up as fully. Zippers don't get extended fully, buttons are neglected, underwear might be forgotten etc...
>Looks at lingerie and fetish war and starts to wish that those were regular clothes.
>Fantasies of jumping a man or being jumped by a man.
>Looks at an animal and starts imagining how much better she could love someone or how much sexier she would be if she had those features.
>Alternatively, if it's abyssal monsterization, she would look at certain animals and imagine a man as one.
>Obsession with being in proximity with a specific person.

For any would be adventurers it's very important to know that monster girls gain a 1% debuff every year to emotional damage taken as long as they remain virgins.
Meaning that a 1000 year old virgin dragon might have an enormous health bar and impossibly high resistances, they can easily be one-shot by telling them you can hold them at night and say you love them.

>>41664084
i'm putting a bell on my jinko to help with jumpscares
also you got a lot of john/jhon stuff going on

>>41665163
>One day notice her ears are rounder and stick out to the side more
>Has a cheeky laugh that goes "Kihihihihi" as she laughs through her teeth.
>Suddenly able to grip things really well with her feet.
>Oh, and she has a monkey tail now.

>>41665129
t-then what?

>>41665209
After your rape, you will advance three classes and be awarded the Sirius decoration. Glory with the Moon. Mercy on the Earth.

If a sandworm is self-conscious about her size does she suffer from an apartment complex

>>41665129
>ywn have to navigate a vast cargo freighter as your former crew hunts you done with rapturous ecstasy

>>41665129
just gotta tell them that without sleep, the body withers, the mind dies, and the human is lost, and all that would be left is an animal that has no logic or emotions or capicaty to love anyone. they can sleep inside with me but let me rest

>>41663687
The build-a-wife emporium is just across the street, why must you do this

>>41665289
>drives: dead
>ship: drifting
>escape pods: sabotaged
>crew: so very happy to see you
can you find a way to escape anons?

>>41665360
They'll never find me inside the reactor

>>41665360
Make a hole in the hull and turn into red mist.

>>41665350
Because it will make her learn a lesson about humility (for fun)

>>41665360
just gonna sleep but after i put a sign, do not disturb, recharging in progess, dont wake till 7 am
>>41665350
im going to see their jiangshi options

>>41665404
>humility
What's that? Some peasant virtue?

>>41665360
I'm going to start scraping some fucking robots that's what I'm going to do.

>>41665413
a true noble would have this viture, this wight must be a young upstart

>>41665413
If Wights are going to be assholes like this I don't think I want anything to do with them or any other "royal" monster.

>>41658213
Im barely alive.

>>41665360
call the clients, tell them the shipments will be delayed then just have sex with them, then fall asleep

>>41665413
And that exactly why the mansion will burn when we leave. This kind of stupid haughty phrases turns me mad.

>>41665430
Sick or in war ?

>>41665421
>>41665425
>>41665447
Such a shame that wights being so correct and gorgeous garners this reaction from the lower classes.

>>41665466
>gorgeous
they are old dusty corpses,lmao.

>>41665466
Husband less hag can cry about it.

>>41665129
>>41665360
Why does horror make a scenario better?

>>41665466
I hope to be worthy of having a haughty wife some day.

>>41665466
I don't like being treated like shit, If this is how monsters act I'd rather just live in Order territory and not feel like I'm being talked down to by some whore that likely sucked a conga-line of dick when she was alive.

>>41665482
Based, finally a like-minded anon.

>>41665371
>reactor chamber is pitch black
you sure you want to go in there anon?

>>41665466
lemme just post the better undead

>>41665490
am I likely to be eaten by a grue?

>>41665500
Gonna grab that pudge

>>41665471
>>41665477
>>41665482
Sour grapes, the fox cries. Sour grapes!
>>41665481
Can you do a good massage? If so, then you're worthy. There's little a haughty monstergirl won't agree to, up to and including loving matrimony, after having her body appropriately worshipped by a pair of dutiful hands.

>>41665466
I'd rather marry a Devil Bug living in a garbage dump than a "noble" asshole.

>>41665514
imma take a wight and screw her so hard shes no different from a zombie

>>41665453
Was sick, now recovering. Mental fatigue is still present unfortunately.

>>41665466
>>41665514
Wait a minute. If undead were normal human girls before they died wouldn't that mean that they have a high chance that they fucked other men before they were turned into monsters? Wouldn't this put them into the same camp as lesser succubi?

>>41665570
I prefer noble-born undead who already had an undead mother, not my problem.

>>41665570
....Why do all this work to mentally cuck yourself Anon? This is why monstergirls have to mindbreak their hubbies.

>>41665350
I prefer my undead girls to be quick, violent, and with an oral fixation

>>41665606
That's not really anywhere near a lot of mental work. It just popped into my head a minute before I remarked on that.

>>41665570
Yes, it's why I'd do my best to avoid Undead Kingdoms.

>>41665466
Am I just the weird one for wanting a wife that's completely full of herself but also sees me as an equal?

Peak undead is finding a dragon zombie and leveling her up into a dragon wight. I guess human wights are okay if you just want something that works out of the box but we all know it's not quite as good in the long run.

>>41665570
That's true for any corrupted human tho

>>41665649
>t also sees me as an equal
Weird.

>>41665661
Exactly.

>>41665608

>>41665570
This is why I hit on lonely hag dragoncels that haven't seen a man in the last 300 years

>>41665649
yeah that's just called loving self confident women, it's very good.

>>41665644
need dragonwife

NEED

>>41665649
Nothing wrong with a wife who appreciates you.

Wights are the greatest undead. (Yes I know my pic isn't a Wight but she fits the appearance so much that I can't resist using her for Wight posting)

>>41665727
Nah jiangshis are

>>41665727
Have a urban wight

Noble monsters are all haughty and smug about being refined ladies yet they lose instantly to hearty peasant dishes