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Make sure she has your permission before she has sex with you!

I'm going to get an apartment in MCG and make sure that my rent payments are always on time!

I'm satan's onion

How many best friends are you allowed to have?

>>41993935
I'm gonna offer to pay in seed for an apartment and when rent is due, I will give the landlady sunflower seeds!

>>41994073
Gonna ruin that elf's figure.

Why’s Ms. Big fox look at me like this?

>>41994123
she's waiting for you to ask her out

>>41993968
As many as you can creampie in a row

>>41993968
having more than 5 is illegal

>what's the meaning of this, anon?!?!?!

>>41994273
making a documentary of your life

Man I Love Christmas

>>41994262
well, I am a trouble maker

Felt like sharing this, but I was thinking of a storyline with a human jester having bloodlines going back to the old world monsters where he can somewhat transform into one of them and has been keeping it a secret from everyone.


That he wants to become the monster emperor and take out both the present monster lord and her husband, also he would have siblings as well in the story that he would be the youngest in the family, that his brother would be a upcoming hero of the order that has been living far away while his eldest sister becomes corrupted into a Bogie early on when monsters invade their city, of course the jester flees into the mountains escaping the monster girl invasion with his canine companion that also has old world monster blood too.


That’s just a small synopsis idea of what I have come up with that there would be more characters like the jester’s childhood friend becomes a dragon that is completely obsessed with making the jester all hers but keeps escaping her clutches, also the jester and his elder brother would become rivals in the story similar to Joker and Batman, and the Jester wouldn’t be the only “real” monster still existing that two of his past friends would be revealed to being a wyvern and a humanoid ice abomination that has four arms, which his two friends would have love interests as well, that the ice monster would have a Hellhound pining for him so you have ice and fire with that, while the Wyvern would get a harpy that pesters him every moment she gets when she sees the young Wyvern.


Also the Jester’s monster design would very based off a a moray eel so it isn’t just another evil clown design and adds more to it.

I hope you've all started making cakes to send out to all those old monsters on Christmas. If you start now they'll arrive perfectly stale

I hope you get raped by a elf

>>41994365
Thank you

>>41994365
thank you anon, you truly are my greatest ally

>>41994365
it's not rape it's civic duty

>>41994462
i think she has had enough sandwiches

>>41994365
Aww, but I wanted to get raped by a monster.

>>41994508
too bad, you only get romance by a monster

>>41993898
What monster would go on a bank robbing crime spree with her husbando? Asking for a friend.

>>41994538
the sperm bank or the blood bank?

>>41994365
I refuse to lose to a non-haughty elf

>>41994530
>super meido
So I should hide my porn stash. Okay, but do I need to shave my porn ‘stache? It’s gonna come back in style, any day now…

>>41994538
There's no such thing as defense when it comes to an ushi

>>41994603
she's weak to emotional damage

How would Shog go about handling Christmas?

>>41994646
she loves making presents so it's a natural fit.
the problem is, what do you get her for christmas?

>>41994656
a silly sweater

imma date only older monsters as a young boy in highschool

>>41994544
I was thinking money bank, but the digits compel me. Vampires are loaded smelly neets who can’t get blood on their own. So they would pay well for blood. But Vamps are also too incompetent to rob banks. My friend still needs a partner in crime. It’s for a school project. On crime. A crime novel book report, for a screenplay.
>>41994603
>Zipangu girl
She’ll politely ask for the loot from “motherfucking receptionist-san”?

>>41994656
A replica model of her and the promise that she can experiment with my body

>>41994560
probably nothing to worry about

>>41993898
Since Everybody is throwing out crazy ideas, I was thinking of a bandit and ho is defeated & captured by a lizardman. She wants him and takes the long way to the authorities. How should it go? Does she train him, or does she have to let him win?

>>41994830
*bandit who is defeated

>>41993898

>>41994830
she could probably goad him into a contest to earn his freedom

Imagine just having a normal friendly chat with a single Hellhound, no rape attempts or insinuation, you are just chilling around in a MG pub and chating with the Hellhound bouncer, in the middle of a conversation, when she mentions men or humans rarely go into that pub or something like that you just without thinking say something like "Is not like I worry, I feel safe with you around". A few moments latter you just put your hand over your mouth, you just realized what you just said. Is there going back from this? How would she take those words? Anyway of backpedaling or taking it back?

How heavy are you according to your Mino wife?

>>41994969
You should have just kept going like you didn't say anything of the sort.
The worst thing you can do is display weakness.

>>41994999
Why do Hellhounds prey on the weak? Why don't they go for men who can fight back?

>>41994530
i can't be the only one who saw the happy merchant in the thumbnail

>>41994538
Hellhound, and a very mean greenworm. I tell you what, Mean Green is the most vicious worm this side of the Mississippi. She's done knocked over 3 olive Garden Salad Bars this week.

>>41995086
i don't think it's normal to randomly pick fights with girls but i could be wrong

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103434719
sexual harassment panda

>>41994886
Yeah. But the only way he can defeat her is if she lets him win. What does this even look like to her, are lizardmen aware that they are losing on purpose? Are they fooling themselves, do they believe a day of training montages is really making the man stronger? Don’t know how to interpret any of KC’s stuff in this context. Also, any reliable indications of the powergap between humans and lizardmen?

>>41995086
Because it's the weak men that need a strong hellwan to keep them safe and loved. How could she just stand by and let him wander off alone? What if he gets caught by one of those pervert angels, or worse a human woman? He obviously can't take care of himself, so she needs to claim him before anyone bad can.

>>41994969
She’d be flattered for multiple reasons, no reason to take it back. I could see things going nicely from there, if you’re smooth enough.
>rub the back of your head, like in your Chinese comics
>”Oh sorry. That probably doesn’t mean much coming from a wimp like me. Forget I said anything.”
>cue a supportive conversation from the hellhound
>she gently pats your shoulder and mentions an expensive Italian restaurant nearby…

>>41995204
>anon ambushes lizard while she's bathing
>still loses
but what a sight it was

>>41995092
you have to go back

>>41995092
this is a shitpost, right? you're joking?

>>41995242
Heh, I envision the bandit as reluctant to fight/ambush her, she did beat/capture him. If the ‘detour’ to turn him was long enough, I guess he could be motivated to ambush her? But that’s a big chunk of time. It’s not like she straight-forwardly tells him “I’m going to hold you prisoner until you defeat me, and then someone is getting raeped.” Or is it?

>>41995204
>the only way he can defeat her is if she lets him win.
since when?

>>41995316
since monsters always beat humans

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by watching Corpse Bride with me and cuddling?

>>41994969
Just run home while she's still clocked in. A monster would never skip work for sex

>>41995329
prove it

>>41995352
Remember that time the Order killed that monster? Yeah, me neither.

>>41995360
but beating and killing are very different things, buddy. try again.

>>41995360
I also don't remember that time that your parents said that they were proud of you.

>>41995316
Since the anon you replied to got beat up by the level 1 starting quest mouse and decided that it’s clearly because all monsters are just op and no human could ever win.

>>41995380
Wow. What a coincidence, I have similar memories regarding your parents. What are the odds? Here. On 4chan.
>>41995377
It’s a normal bandit, not Stay/Futa King Arthur. If I’m incorrect throw me a line here. Can’t write this shit until I figure it out.

>>41995352
Gonna play the Mamono Lord's advocate here. According to KC even weak normal monsters, like vanilla Succubus are stronger than normal men, enough so that succubuses can reliably pin down and rape humans despite their girly looks. We don't know exactly how much the difference is, but the one canon example we have, which is the MGE RPG has a Succubus dragging a man down the inn hallway into a room efortlessly like if he was made of paper. Then we have warrior races, monsters that are born to fight and be strong, who should be as stronger than normal MGs as Succubuses are to normal men. But this isn'e enough, this is what KC has to say about MGs combat abilities when asked how Minotaurs are classed as warriors if they sleep all day:

>Minotaurs are not very trained in combat and are fighting based on their strength and their usual hunting experience.
>However, just as humans can breathe while being born, monsters such as the Minotaur and Ocelomeh may have "efficient and effective combat techniques" by nature.

In short, warrior MGs can be born knowing how to fight the same way how humans are born knowing how to breathe. This means a Lizardman is going to begin her battle training as a loli with the same skill level as an adult human warrior, that is her minimum level, she trains from that base. So to her insane fighting skills now add her insane strenght which is superior to a Succubus, who are stronger than normal men, by a lot if you count take the videogame scene as literal. So yes, you are only beating warrior MGs if you are bullshit Gary Stu, got your limiters removed by incubization or gary stu/hero blessing or said MGs wants you or has accepted you as husband and has began to passively raise your level or make herself defeatable to you.

>>41995424
jokes on you faglord I'm a turkey baster baby so I don't have parents to become disappointed in me.

>no you
>brings up futa out of nowhere
Why do people still respond to him?

>>41995424
>If I’m incorrect throw me a line here.
Didnt I tell you to read the Dragonia guide the other day? Still scared of big words?

>>41995334
Undeads are great during warm weather, but suck when its cold.
Who wants to spend his days cuddling with a corpse because she can't heat herself up?

>>41995450
Why not use the elements against them like for cold blooded monsters like lizardmen for example use ice and cold water against them leaving them very vulnerable to attacks since their bodies are shutting down do to the cold, think smart rather than using brute force.

>>41995479
>Why not use the elements against them

I think you need to be a very talented individual to learn elemental magic without marrying an element. But yes, intelligence should work against them, maybe, if anything because if you go through such lenghts to weaken a lizardman to marry her, it means your desire for her is great, which is recicprocated by MGs and she will accept to fall in your trap. It is Salamanders, who are really hard to cheat at, because it is the battle itself that makes them fall and not the defeat, while you can get a defeat with strategy and cheap shots but you really can't cheat fighting on her level for an extended period of time. You should still be able to marry one if you are a weak man, but only because you are using a raging mushroom or her mana is likely weakening her and/or powering you up so you can perform at her level even if you have never held a sword or punched in your life.

>>41995479
KC said you can't beat them so you won't

Who would win in armwrestling, a Minotaur or a Hellhound?

>>41995450
Just slaughter every little animals, they give a little bit of exp.

>>41995506
If this is true, it is more like you can't beat them unless your intention is marrying them, in which case, you can.

>>41995517
Hence why I said the removed limiters exception, you can do that. But only if you get the Gary Stu/Hero blessing or mamono mana has removed your limiters, then you can level up like a rpg and overpower a Lizardman... even though she has been training all her life, somehow. If you are not an incubus or a gary stu/hero, you are going to get one fingered by any warrior monster girl no matter how much exp you farm.

>>41995521
No differences. You're doom to be everyone little bitch, no matter what. At least in our world, we can lose it and do something about it.

How many creampies does it take to convince an automaton to build a mech?

>>41995510
The Anon who's got two girls arm wrestling over who gets him first

>>41995450
Nta. Thanks, spared me a pointless argument. The effort is appreciated. My story idea doesn’t really work, I guess, not when the KC assumption is apparently:
>knight ‘defeats’ superhuman battle monster
>defeated lizard looks upward with moe eyes
>”I am within your power, Ser Knight~”
>knight raises sword to strike her down
>they make eye contact
>”Uhhhhho sooo erotic!” yells the knight
>he throws away his sword, rips open his armor
>”I will now turn away from all my values and defeat u wiff Mai other sword!”
>lizardman fans herself and swoons
>she splays her legs obscenely
>”Oooh m’lord~”
This is lame. WTF is the deal with lizards?
>>41995467
Been a while since I read that, but I do recall the undefeated/unmarried arena fighter who will never get a husbando. What are you getting at?

>>41995552
None, just get mortally wound by war and she will build you a dreadnought so you can move and do things again until you regenerated all your body

>>41995541
In our world "lose" can often mean living in misery and poverty, being treated like shit by everyone. Most losers will remain losers because basedciety requires failure to thrive. In MGE "lose" is being weaker by a woman that loves you very much and will use that difference in strenght to keep you safe. Losing at MGE sounds much better than losing in our world even if you can "do something about it".

>41995465
>on /jp/
>doesn’t know that the greatest knightly king was a futa
Look at this fool. Look at him and laugh.

>>41995569
My point is pointless once you're married because you also become OP. I'm scared of by the before where every can do what they want from you even if you don't want. You can't defend yourself and being at the mercy of everyone is not something that i like here

>>41995558
>>knight ‘defeats’ superhuman battle monster
>>defeated lizard looks upward with moe eyes
>>”I am within your power, Ser Knight~”
>>knight raises sword to strike her down
>>they make eye contact
>>”Uhhhhho sooo erotic!” yells the knight
>>he throws away his sword, rips open his armor
>>”I will now turn away from all my values and defeat u wiff Mai other sword!”
>>lizardman fans herself and swoons
>>she splays her legs obscenely
>>”Oooh m’lord~”

While this still likely happens, current MGE assumption seems to be more like:
>Guy, knight or think thinks about how hot that Salamander warrior at the tavern is
>He can't stop thinking about her, but knows its pointless.
>He just can't keep it in her pants, he will challenge her, even if just so she gets physical with him.
>Guy either defeats her because of mana shenanigans finding he is fighting way beyond his normal level or Lizardman takes him as his apprentice to train him so he can defeat her, while she levels him up with sex from day 1
>Or Lizardman defeats him but finds him so cute to not rape and just marries him forgoing the battle requirement. Either because his desire for her made him too attractive to her or fate had something to do with it and the guy might had found one of the few Lizardmans who were into weaker guys to begin with or the thingy happened when a monster sees his fated soulmate and feels something within her womb that makes her mate with him regardless of the situation and usual norms.

>>41995541
>>41995585
It’s MGE, stop being such a doomer faggot, they literally just want you to be happy, how the fuck are you so scared of the nicest setting for men that has ever been created?

>>41995585
>My point is pointless once you're married because you also become OP

Only if you want to or marry a MG race that wants you to get OP like lizards or Baphos

>You can't defend yourself and being at the mercy of everyone is not something that i like here
The things that you are at the mercy at are beautiful woman that unconditionally love you and want to marry you. This is much better that the things we are at the mercy of in our world. True cruelty, poverty, society, sickness, true rejection, etc.

>>41995506
I will just mind control all the monster girls into killing each other, for I have consumed the forbidden ancient power of the monsters of old and have become like them, there is nothing that can stop me now not Druella, not The Order or even the monster lord herself will stop my madness hahahaha.

>>41995595
>how the fuck are you so scared of the nicest setting for men that has ever been created?

THE nicest? Not saying it isn't, but fiction is a huuuuuge place, it is a big claim to say it is THE nicest for men. It is likely up there though.

>>41995595
What about for women? Isn't it kinda fucked up that they get more or less left behind?

>>41995595
I'm scared of being raped but i like monster girl. MGE is the best universe for mamono but i don't want brainwash, mind control, rape... And those are also a core part of it. You can't defend yourself and have to hope to get unnoticed. Still love MGE because nothing can match it anyway.

41995609
KYS nigger

>41995617
>but i don't want brainwash, mind control, rape... And those are also a core part of it.
>it's another muh ego death /tg/fag
literally every fucking time

>>41995585
NTA but I agree and it kinda hurts the setting for me; I see it mentioned here every now and then and it usually gets the same reply of “yeah you’re basically a slave with no way of fighting back but it doesn’t work that way because KC just said so okay”

>>41995612
Nope that's a good thing. Unless you're speaking of true blood mamono, i don't give a single fuck about what happens on womens from earth. They can die in a pit or be left behind and forget, nothing would be lost. No one wants some used good who had to become a monster to grow basic understanding of things such as consciousness, fidelity or consequences

>>41995611
This universe is specifically designed for your happiness, yes it is without a single doubt in my mind the nicest for men ever created specifically because that’s the point of it.
>>41995612
They don’t though, they can live however the hell they want, they can even effortlessly become super strong and inhumanly beautiful for life with no downsides, they’ve got it made too.
>>41995617
Ok so you’re just retarded, because none of those things are part of MGE, it’s not rape, no monster girl will fuck you if you don’t want it. There is no brainwashing or mind control outside of kinky sex stuff some couples might do. There’s literally nothing to defend yourself against, unless you’re just so broken that an attractive woman looking at you sends you into fight or flight.

>>41995641
>Fight or flight
Not him but It does for me because I know it's a trap. Need bogey help on this matter.

>>41995641
>unless you’re just so broken that an attractive woman looking at you sends you into fight or flight
Sounds like hellhound bait.

>>41995585
Human fantasy has a spectrum of edge lord to coddle. MGE is the coddle side. It’s a bit ridiculous when ALL of the coddle is combined, but KC is…special that way.
>>41995593
Okay. Let’s take this step by step. A mana boost is a bit cheap, is she doing this deliberately? She may as well deliberately lose, if she’s confirmed him. Or her womb forces a loss, if she’s unaware. Or she wins, but mana ‘trains’ him to defeat her. Is that the shape of it? Trying to understand this, please be patient. Not the most compelling set of options, but I haven’t given it thorough consideration.

>>41995641
I'm not retarded, sure call it forced sexo if you want but it's the same and yes if an attractive women look at me, him in danger, it's really true here. Wouldn't be true there but this habit won't die easily

>>41995653
Or maybe he's just stronger and beats her.
You're yet to prove that earlier statement about KC saying mgs being unbeatable, btw

SLIME TONGUE MASSAGE

>>41995585
>>41995634
>creator says the women literally just want to make you happy
>autists get mad they’re not allowed to fight off the women
>complain about how the setting is bad and actually the women are bad too
Why are you incapable of being happy even in an ideal world?
>>41995649
Then go get wrapped up by a Bogey and be happy and calm.
>>41995650
I usually prefer to be on top but Hellhounds are damn good girls.
>>41995663
It’s not forced sex either, they will not do anything to you that you do not want done. I understand how shitty irl women are, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t, but you need to learn to stop applying 3D bullshit to a completely different 2D setting.

>>41995635
Based but i don't think that mamono would like this mindset

I think the disconnect happening here is the experience with real females always abusing their positions of power and strength, whereas this is MGE fantasyland where all the monstergirls are good girls with your love and comfort in mind.

>>41995686
As always it's a case of someone making assumptions and then vehemently refusing to actually read any source material. You can be a hero if you wanna be. You can go get your hips turned to dust by a strong girl if you want. It's the ultimate hug box setting and somehow for over a decade absolute subhumans fail to comprehend that and come here to rage against their made up dystopian fanfiction. It's all so tiresome.

>>41995653
>She may as well deliberately lose, if she’s confirmed him. Or her womb forces a loss, if she’s unaware. Or she wins, but mana ‘trains’ him to defeat her. Is that the shape of it?

All of these are options that can happen. The can fight and if she wants him or he wants her badm her mana could unconsciously siphon from her to him, weakening her and empowering him to force a lose. The womb thing is dofferent, if a MG sees her fated mate, she will just mate with him, the fight is of little consequencesm but if she really needs her lizardman instincs satisfied, then yes, her own body will make her lose. Another option is that she takes you knowing you are a weaker man to raise you into a warrior of her level, in which case she will defeat you first, but still mate with you and mating with her will progressively make you stronger, this and her training will make you get stronger really fast and be able to defeat her. The reason this can occur, seems to be that upon becoming an incubus, humans can just level up like in rpgs and after enough sexing and/or training you will just exceed her "level" and be stronger than her.

>>41995676
>Why are you incapable of being happy even in an ideal world?
Anon please understand, this world makes even the concept of happiness seem alien even in an idealized world. Some people just plain cant comprehend an existence without suffering. It is like trying to divide by zero.

>>41995707
This is why portal stories are so great, Earth is absolute top tier monstergirl bait, just stepping through and sensing all the men dying inside would send them rabid.

>>41995707
Then you genuinely need to get some help or go outside and talk to people, I talk regularly with a person from 4chan who is the same way and he seems to be doing better after both of those things.

>>41995617
>>41995663
Technically KC gives humans the option to politely refuse, and the monsters will respect that. Say “Please no.” and they won’t. Apparently. Not that anyone likes to mention that part. But once you’ve ‘tied the knot’ in marriage…all bets are off, prepare for sexxxo.
>>41995664
Fair enough. Anon made a good point regarding the relative strength of the succubus. But some Heroic or Incubic dude could win in a fair fight. Both are rare, as unmarried individuals. Or Anon’s point about unfair methods ie magic or trickery. One is beyond the normal dude, so technically there’s one high probability option for human victory that doesn’t rely on her. Dunno, he IS a bandit.

One point I’m unclear on. How likely is a guy to know how lizardmen operate? According to the profile, she proposes AFTER being defeated. So it’s possible the man has no clue what is going on until the proposal. Nothing indicates lizardmen mention anything but an challenge request.

>>41995697
Good points. Here I must wonder if lizardmen know about the siphon or the sex-boost-training? Didn’t know the fate/soulmate thing would make the lizard break protocol. Interesting.

>>41995650
What's the best hellhound bait? I keep leaving steaks in my hound trap but all I get are grizzlies

>>41995719
What a bitter sweet statement
>>41995707
Yup, only happiness come from family, booze and Vidya. Won't be happy during the Christmas meal when grandma ask once again if I'm still single and why, tho

>>41995739
>Not that anyone likes to mention that part
Anons here are literally dying of thirst for monster pussy, nobody here is gonna make a habit if turning them down.

How do monsters deal with men who don't want to have sex with monster girls? Do they just rape him or do they try to convince him with flow charts and stuff?

>>41995739
>Not that anyone likes to mention that part.
Because it's like a regular non-monster-girl story that hypes up a hero that's going to slay a beast or take down an evil tyrant, but it turns out the beast was made up and never actually existed, or the tyrant died off screen. People usually don't bring that up because it's just anticlimactic in nearly all contexts.
>>41995740
Yourself. You really have to sell that you're helpless and weak when a Hellhound sees you're "trapped" and can't get out on your own.

>>41995748
>Cu Sith, Devil Bug, Dark Elf and 175 others want to know your location
Cool story, bro. Jokes aside, I apprehended your point. Would be fun to explore that option, imho. Might not go anywhere, dunno. Does Hellhound stop ripping off his clothes, and give a “gomen”? Does the Ushi awkwardly back out of the wall she just Kool-Aid’d, and shove parts back in ineptly? Will a Dark Elf politely untie the man she hog-tied, and sniffle as she removes his collar? Wtf is this supposed to look like?
>>41995769
IF, and ain’t this a very large if, this happened in a reasonable way…it might be a nice slow start between them. Upon rejection, they’re amicable and then come together in a more natural way. Wouldn’t be anticlimactic then, ain’t that so?

>>41995569
>>41995676
>>41995707
Fucking Klaus Schwab-loving serfs go choke on your fucking bugs. Men need to be in control to be happy not be pushed around by some twat who thinks they know what shit's right for him.

>>41995585 #
>>41995634 #
>>41995663#
>/mgq/tards in the thread again
Holy shit, once all your reeeing draws the attention of the hellhound rape gangs I hope they fuck the autism out of you while they’re at it

>>41995809
>THINK, ANON, THINK

>>41995788
They wouldn’t do that stuff in the first place, don’t forget they’re magical beings that can sense what you’re into, if you’re not into them they’ll leave you alone.
>>41995791
Genuinely seek therapy.

>>41995791
you will fuck ze bugz and you will be happy

>>41995809
>Rape gangs
Oh year you're right. I'm really dumb to be scared of rape and being strip of any power. You're just proving my point

>>41995740
>What's the best hellhound bait?
Be vulnerable, feel fear and defenseless. Yell for protection.

>>41995691
Beware of the titbox
Its like a hitbox, but sexier

>>41995791
>Men need to be in control to be happy not be pushed around by some twat who thinks they know what shit's right for him.

Surprise surprise, there is something for you too in MGE. It is called Kikimoras, Shoggoths and Khepris. But I bet you will find some reason to still be unhappy.

>>41995114
>Putting goods in the cart
>Handguns which are legal where they are if its in The Maritimes
Technically green and mean are not actually committing a crime unless they leave the store without paying

>>41995845
Her titbox better watch out for my dickbox.

>>41995817
I doubt that ‘anon not being into them’ is a serious concern. This is 4chan jaypee, where anon is into *everything*. More seriously: (most) monsters can’t use magic voodoo to detect how repressed anon’s pile of fetishes is. Most can only note absence/presence — so far as I recall. So anon is on her radar, since she a hot devoted nympho. Yet she can still get rejected by a dude who pings as her type. Luckily, she will respekt his conscious decision. The social risk falls on monsters in MGE; presumably they’re better than humans when dealing with rejection. Then again, maybe not. Kicking anon into a horny mess of slimes doesn’t go against a request that SHE not rape anon. She’s technically complying, as she ain’t raping. But we’re back at infinite regression, they’re passing around anon until either:
1) he quits rejecting monsters
2) monsters ignore his request
Odd that.

>>41995837
>Oh y-yea-
Have sex
>B-b-
NOW

I've been addicted to Vampire Survivors recently and its made me reappreciate dhampirs and vampires. Could I resist all the other undated undead and miscellaneous monsters in a dungeon to get to the vampire at the end? Maybe. Cracking open the ancient coffin of such a vampire must be like opening a finely aged wine

>>41995739
>Technically KC gives humans the option to politely refuse, and the monsters will respect that. Say “Please no.” and they won’t.

Just a correction, it isn't as simple as "politely refuse", unless KC changed stance again without my knowledge. MGs will not engage in true rape, but you need to be geniunely repulsed by said monstergirl, either because you really don't like that race like a clinical arachnophobe finding an Arachne or you are too deadset on a particular waifu or MG race and can't be happy with anyone else.

So for example, if a Minotaur sees you passing by and you geniunely find muscular women repulsive or you are deadset on marrying a Demon and nothing else, she will not attack you. The decision to not attack you will not register to the Minotaur intellectually, she will just not feel the urge to jump at you even if you are dressed like Santa. But say for example you think "I would like to marry a Demon, but I wouldn't be unhappy with a Mino either" or "musclegirls are hot", the Minotaur will feel the urge charge at you and even if you say "please no" she will keep you pinned down and have her way with you.

Møôther I crave the forbidden hound

>>41995890
>Use chain to break my neck
>Rape avoided
>Hellhound crying
>Soul back in the next life cycle
>No undead or wight bullshit

>>41995856
>they speed home only to discover their accounts were charged the cost of the items
you can't win against benevolent administration of MGC
>>41995890
best ignore the guy, and post cute monsters doing cute things instead

>>41995760
>How do monsters deal with men who don't want to have sex with monster girls? Do they just rape him or do they try to convince him with flow charts and stuff?

They do what they always do. Let human women chew and spit them out for them, it usually just happens the first valentine day they spend alone after their crush rejected them.

>>41995907
you can't handle my hounds traveler, they are too hellish for you. you should get a meek kobold instead

>>41995890
So you have no counter point and proving even more that I'm right, thanks i guess.

>>41995910
>Hel sees the entire thing and decides that she's taking your ass back to that Hellhound to apologize personally

>>41995898
Ah back to rape. Because he wanted it. Can’t she buy him an expensive pasta mea—
>minotaur
Right. Can’t she buy him a dollar menu item first? How crude.

>>41995918
In a perfect world, wans like me would exist.
and this is a perfect world

Good morning sirs, another day without Jinko sitting on my face.

>>41995931
At least its not a Hellhound, KC stated in a tweet they have some sort of "you made me rape you, so now ypu have to take responsability!"

>>41995936
I say "day" instead of "good day", because if it was good, I would be pumping cum into a manticore's tail.
>>41995939
based hellhound

I just want to be an edgy loner tokusatsu hero that gets paired up with an insufferably bubbly monster girl hero. Is that so wrong?

>>41995939
>Hellwan: T-t-take responsibility
Hellhound is the Centaur of wans. This is hilarious. I can see the appeal in the right context.

>>41995931
So i was right all this time. Fuck you all.

>>41995809
>/mgq/tards
Huh? MGQ is where the actual rape happens, don't think its fans would complain about femdom.

>>41995956
>hellhounds are all maidens at heart
gap moe at its finest

>>41995973
Nigger what? They're the biggest softies in the setting. Their entire profile is about how they think men should be protected at all times and like seeing them safe and happy.

>>41995973
Hellhounds are cruel monster who break your legs so you can't escape or end your misery. I read it in my book

NANI????? K-KC-san, you're saying that I should CHERISH my mamono wife and treat her with RESPECT and DIGNITY?! That we should act as EQUALS in our relationship??? According to you, my cuckold fantasies are not only SICK DELUSIONS, but they aren't even REMOTELY considerate of her feelings!!?? She doesn't WANT to be DEFILED for my HUMILIATION!!?! N-not only that, but if I continue to view her as an OBJECT to be ABUSED by others, our bond might DEGRADE to the point of IRREVERSIBLE harm!?!?! It's your opinion that marriage is SACRED, and that we should stay EXCLUSIVE until DEATH DO US PART??!! That's the LEAST I could do to ensure our daughter has a HEALTHY UPBRINGING!!?!! On top of all that, everyone I know thinks it's DISGUSTING, but they're too polite to INFORM ME???!!! And you're telling me all this now because you're CONCERNED for my MENTAL HEALTH and WELLBEING?????........WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??! NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!! I'M YABBA DABBA DONE WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41995760
They're called Alps, and I presume they get ignored as much as possible.

>>41995979
cute! I need to headpat one and call her a good girl for being so cute and helpful

>>41995973
Captcha: TWGAP
>>41995957
Guess you were right about that part. I always assumed dudes had an easy ‘opt-out’ button; my misinterpretation, whoops. According to anon…Technically, if you’ve a fixation on a girl, there remains a rejection-protection mechanism. I wouldn’t count on it, but it’s there. Guess knowing yourself is the real anti-rape. kinda sucks

In the case of a man that's apathetic towards life and doesn't want or feel the need for anything how long would it take before monsters throw him to a Mindflayer so they can replace his personality with a better one?

>>41995997
Can't they just leave him alone ?

>>41996000
lol, lmao

>>41995997
>how long would it take before monsters throw him to a Mindflayer so they can replace his personality with a better one?
This is just ego death.

>>41995990
*Wait a second. I forgot about the Mana Marker. That let’s you consciously screen away monsters as you wish. They DO respekt Mana Markers, right? There ya go, just pick one to deal with…a Slug. Buy a horse, she’ll never catch you.
>>41996000
I think you have to risk precisely 1 monster wanting to jump your bones, or at least being concerned for you…but it need not be a brain squid per se.
>>41996018
>Therapy is ego death
Would you say the same were a dream horse treating anon? Also, I don’t think a Mindflayer would really switch out a personality…

>>41996024
>>Therapy is ego death
No therapy can "replace" your personality unless they lobotomize you with pills, retard.

>>41996033
Then touch the squid cow. Do it now.

>>41995997
>replace his personality with a better one?
They don’t.
>>41996018
>>41996033
Could you just leave the threads already? You clearly don’t enjoy your time here or the setting, we don’t want you here, yet you stick around.

>>41996024
Just leave me alone, I'm good in my unclean flat playing Vidya I hate everyday.

>>41996044
>nooo you can't aggressively shit on someone's headcanon
You can just write "toxic masculinity" so I can save the trouble by calling you an emasculated bitch instead.

>>41996044
Nta. I don’t mind mopeyanon…not yet, anyway. That looks like two different anons, to me. Semi-contradicting statements, or could be autism too. Dunno.
>>41996054
Moving on then.

>>41995989
you can completely disarm any wan by doing that, but bear in mind that as soon as your hand is removed, they will jump your bones, and the longer you pat, the harder will she come (and cum) upon you
>>41996044
ignore him and talk about cute monsters instead
schizos are like tulpas - you ignore them untill they disappear

>>41996065
Does she respecc dudes?

>>41996069
all monster girls respect and love men, you enter a groceries and the cashier calls you a king
you fix a broken pipe and the succ starts going on and on what a manly stallion you are
the constant praise from all the hot girls in demon realms will elevate your spirit to the new heights and make you feel powerful and desired

>>41996075
W-will they call me “m’lord” and doff their headgear in my direction?

>Monster girl wife claims you has hers
>Her only absolute order is tht you wear a silly had when outside

>>41996083
Go to a place where Jinkos wear hats.

>>41996083
only if they think you're hecking wholesome

>>41996095
>>41996098
They keep opening doors for me! Why do they all smell like Axe Body spray gchvhcff tg ce

>>41996094
…how many silly hats?

>>41996094
>She made the hat
>It's very scratchy
>She cries everytime you're not wearing it outside

>>41996094
Based waifu.

>>41996121
I'm burning it.

>>41996121
>not wearing a hat your wife made just for you
you deserve correction

>>41995951
Which one?

>>41996116
Their efforts have been finally rewarded. Nice girls finish last.
>>41996123
It's a shame Merrows are so overlooked.

>>41996199
True. Relatively expensive mating cost for the Merrow. I approve of that effort. Top-notch girl, even among monsters. What’s the appeal with Jinkos?

I want to be kidnapped by a lonely yandere wererabbit where she will shower me with affection everyday and comfort me with her big fluffy paws when ever I get anxious.

>>41996244
Rabbits don't do well alone so you really shouldn't leave her side

Rabbit stew is good, i will make a sivet de lapin this week end.

>>41996242
>What’s the appeal with Jinkos?
For me personally, I really like muscle girls, and Jinkos are the most chill of monsters likely to be muscular. Not submissive, but still considerate and calm.

>>41996242
Strong but also tamable and loving. No cruelty, feeling of being emasculated or femdom. Good equal ground, one day she's the hunter and I'm the cook, the other day, we reverse. I also apply this a little to ocelomeh but they need more taming.

cant sleep clown will eat me

Lol, you guys got successfully trolled by a tg schizo. Thankfully you told him to fuck off.

Good lizards make good warriors

>>41996329
Are you the schyzos ? Am I ? Because last night before sleep I heard the voices again. Shacking my head made them disappear but they came back soon after.

>>41996350
Good lizards make good target practices.

>>41996350
>lizards
you know who is even more desperate than a dragoncel?
A lizardcel

>>41996355
Everyone is schizo
Everyone needs to calm down and get a good night's sleep instead of going schizo
Grab the nearest mouse, grab her favorite pillow, and tuck her and yourself into the same bed

>>41996261
Oh I won’t, the only problem is though will she be okay with dogs since I got a husky, which that’s been a thing I’ve been wondering about how would your monster wives react to your pets would some be okay with it while others wouldn’t, like for example if you had a dog girl as your wife would she not allow you to have cats as pets and it goes for the same if you had a cat girl as your wife but instead of cats it’s dogs, just something I’ve been wondering that if the MGE community has talked about this specific scenario at all.

>>41996350
good warriors make good wives

>>41996364
I am at work though
>>41996365
please delete the offtopic image, it takes up the image limit

>>41996365
where is the monster girl?

>>41996365
I have a white cat that I unironically call niggerman and i expect my kot wife to do the same.

>>41995987
Alps are even less popular than siths due to the whole former male thing. Former women, especially if they were from our world, also rank really low but I'm not sure how low. Alps are absolutely bottom barrel for everyone though no matter how thick their tails are.

>>41996371
Fine I got rid of it since yeah it was kinda off topic, here’s two dog girls to make up for it.

>>41996398
Alps and former womans are rock bottom with dark elves. They all share the same flow

>>41996406
Appreciated.

>>41996406
powerful jackal gaze

>>41996371
I found this image that can connect to my original post and still be somewhat on topic.

>>41996480
This image used to be called "Man's best friend and dog"

>all this schizo and doomtalk
The worst that can happen is that you get raped and claimed by a... how to put it in... more melaninated monster girl, like a dark elf or a hellhound. Now that would be kinda cringe.

>>41996513
Try telling an Ushi you just want to be friends.

Oh Druella, this /tg/troll with his "mind control"/"rape is bad!" shit again.

>>41996526
A nigger in body and soul should be dominated and buck broken 'nough said

>>41996545
tg people are beyond tired. They all talk about the same things, they all write the same stories. It's beyond tired. Seriously, we need to ban these fucktards as soon as they appear.

>>41996480
this looks so animelike that for a second a spark for animated MGE series lit up in my cold heart

>>41996562
God no. We'd be flooded by vile normies and tg endlessly bitching

>>41996554

>>41996561
pot calling the kettle black

>>41996638
Sure. But tg fucktards come to this place which does not want them and bitch about their head case issues which are copy pastes for every other tg tard that came before them. Fuck off back to tg and whine there. Simple as

>>41996594
Agreed. We don't need an anime or something like that, short fan-animations are enough. Also I don't want KC to drown in normalfags whining cuz men can have sex with Bapho/Witch/Alice/etc.

oh no no no not forced monsterization, think of the children

>>41996594
I guess what I really want is a perfect world where MGE would be appriciated how it is

>>41996714
But I am.

>>41996714
The western world isn't ready for the revelation that 10 to 14 year old girls are addicted to cock. Monsterization changed nothing

How do I resist the swaying hips of a lamia?

>>41996835
Tail restrains and ball gag. They can bite and it hurts

>>41996835
Get her to sit down and keep her busy with a conversation.

we need more lamia GF

>>41996994
>ywn be emasculated by a lolibaba into being a househusband
>she will never demand you pick her up so she can kiss you goodbye as she goes to work

>>41996994
sea snake, like warcraft 3 naga

>>41997181
>My song is yours
I'm slightly aroused

>be human
>Can't win any fight against any mamono
>Wants to impress the local grape snake by capturing the pharaoh
>Build a drugs mask to constantly inhale raging mushroom and other combat drugs
>Effects are extreme strength, agility, endurance, speed, mana capacity
>Side effect : HORNY
>Can't control yourself and mess up the plan
>Break into grape snake bedroom and drag her to te royal palace
>Fuck her for 3 days straight in front of the royal court and pharaoh.
>Who ever try to stop it get instant K.O
>Pharaoh couldn't stop to watch
>She get later """accidentally""" bitten and join us
Don't know why you're all crying. It's quite easy to beat them

I like lolis but they aren't very monstrous

Snowy weather when it's more quiet than usual is the perfect time to be silently snatched by a Snow Owl Mage.

>some monsters like Lizardwoman specifically look for someone who can defeat them
>NOOO monsters are undefeatable she just lets you win
Rabid femdomfags are so fucking retarded holy shit

>>41997251
>>41997562
im going to fap to tewi

>>41997581
do say more

>>41997537
Do you even hear the hoot?

Jesus Christ, KC explained this already and far better then me or anyone else can. It's basically the MG subconsciously helping you get better cause Monsters are meant to be unstoppable in universe. MGE before the change ran on the idea that monsters can wipe out cities and nations before a hero powered up by God beats them back.

The lizardwoman is just doing a local version of the previous system just helping a man she likes become good to beat her.

>>41997601
Don't take those dipshits seriously, must be some retarded crossboarders riling people up for funsies.

>>41997595
You hear her only when she wants to be heard.

>>41997629
like when she flies over the construction site and catcalls me, while I'm working?

>>41997562
>Walk back home from endless hours of work
>Foots don't connect with ground anymore
>Don't care and wait for the fall to end it all
>Don't happen and you land carefully
>Owl try to comfort you but don't know what to say
>You stair a each other in awkward silence
>"So how was work"
>"Like yesterday"
>"I see"

>>41997636
It's really annoying when she does that and just flies away before you can see her.

>>41997669
>go home after the entire workday
>now only to wait for the bus a little bit
>only like 40 minutes
>sit on the bench
>it gets colder and colder as snow keeps falling
>suddenly it's not so cold anymore
>actualy it's quite warm
>open your eyes and see her fluffy wings wrapped around you
>"hi"
>"hello"
>"you looked cold"
>"are you waiting for the bus too?"
>"no, I was waiting for you"
>>41997693
it annoys me to no end, but sometimes I catch myself doing hot manly poses just for her to see

>>41997693
Install a automatic net launcher. I have a few in stock.

>>41997601
but I don't want to have to coom inside some witch to get good at magic myself.
Regardless he totally did retcon it since I don't think the spirit of the original setting was that every random goblin was razing towns with no resistance.

>>41997601
You're just so dedicated to being a bitch you have to keep coming up with excuses for why everyone else has to be as pathetic as you too.

>>41997593
im done

>>41997716
>>41997693
>>41997669
>>41997636
>>41997629
>>41997595
>>41997537
ah yes, the "Snow Tinted Wings" - classic Christmas flick about a tired construction worker Anon and his mysterious and slightly autistic Owl Mage wife falling in love with each other just before the Christmas.
It was always playing on Christmas Day, just after Space Outlaw Anon's christmas special and Home Alone part 1 (part 2, where two Oni burglars already caught the poor guy always plays past midnight for obvious reasons).

>>41997601
>It's basically the MG subconsciously helping you get better cause Monsters are meant to be unstoppable in universe.
you STILL havent posted a exercept or anything really that says this
Just fuck off you imbecile, you're not fooling anyone

>>41997748
You guys keep saying retcons for everything even if it's not a retcon. Stop it.

The very early point in the setting is that monsters were OP and we're used to crush humanity until a certain point was reached where a hero empowered by God was sent to stop them.
If monsters were not strong enough to crush humanity, then they fail at their very purpose of existence and no need for a hero.

I recall the devil bug making of even says that they are called that cause in the past they could sneak into towns grow huge population sizes and then rise up and eat the population of the town aka genocide.

Is every monster a town killer? Of course not. But they are supposed to be above humans.

That's the whole reason they existed.

As for the lizardman example, I do recall that they were in a relationship but not that sex made him powerful. More that she trained him and like the guy got extra XP in game terms he would not get if he was trained by a human.
The video game term is used to explain better, it's not literal.

>>41997716
>>"no, I was waiting for you"
I am not prepared for an owl this smooth.

>>41997781
The scene where she gets cold feet after already being invited to his house and they sing "Baby it's cold outside" is pure KINO, and everyone who disagrees is stupid.
>>41997823
what do you think about the movie?

>>41997810
It's in one of his Twitter posts. I recall it being talked about. I don't have the excerpt. So whose side are you on exactly?

>>41997750
Lol, ok tg tard.

>>41997839
all monsters are smooth faced with a guy they are fated to be with

>>41997844
I believe the books more than some twitter post that he totally wrote that you keep talking about yet cant prove in any capacity, you little bitch.
Now fuck off.

>>41997880
Do as you like. I don't give a fuck tg tard.
Keep seething.

>>41997842
What movie? I don't watch Hollywood movies

>>41997921
>admits to not reading the books
>calls others tgtards
cant make this shit up kek

>"boya, you look mighty cold, get inside my wings, now"
how do you respond?

>>41997942
Yes. Deal with it.
I talked about Monsters being OP which comes from the books. Only 2 things don't. The lizardman example and the Devil bug.

>>41997958
No.

>>41997958
Sure.

>>41997958
Yes.

>>41997958
At once, my lady.

>>41997962
>monster calls raping you emergency training
>technically correct

>>41997958
I thought you'll never ask, beautiful.

>>41998035
Yay. I get a wife and bump to stats and training all in one.

>>41997962
>gets outed as a retard who doesnt even know the source material
>digs his heels in and throws a tantrum
quite the petulant child, arent you? You're yet to provide that excerpt, btw

>>41997958
But it's 70 degrees, I'm still going in but not because I'm cold.

>>41994976
not at all judging by how often she can pick me up by the scruff of her neck
she is very heavy but I won't tell her that because it makes her bulk more and also it is rude to tell a woman that

>>41998068
What have you outed exactly?
I said yes that I will call you a tg tard just cause I want to. Simple as.
And bud, you're the one whining about books and tantrums and calling people names first. Anyone is having a tantrum, it's you.
I already said that I'm going by memory of something discussed about in previous generals about KCs Twitter.
If you didn't notice, above there is a post by someone else talking about soulmates that most information about also comes from KCs Twitter.

>>41998061
yes but how can you be the cool sage hermit on the mountain if monsters are all so much stronger than you?
The best you can get is being a super fatass and a load of goblins are impressed by your manboobs so start worshiping you. feel free to steal that idea for a story, if you want.

>>41998108
If it bothers you that much that you create all these projections? Then that's a you issue. MGE as per books is monsters are stronger and per KC himself is femdom. Deal with it. And I don't write stories as I don't have the time. Too busy with work.

>>41998035
also a special romantic operation

>>41997962
>Monsters being OP which comes from the books
Compared to an average human, you conveniently forgot that part because it doesn't fit your homosexual role reversal fantasies.

i just want to wrestle wurms both on the mat and in the bed and ill just drink wumr milk to gt stronger

caffeinated spiders

>>41998103
tl;dr
>I-it's not in the books that I havent read
>but KC totally said so! Trust me guise!
lol. lmao even.

>>41998175
can you imagine what it would be like to tongue bath that hot snake abs?

>>41998108
becoming an incubus breaks your human limit, and puts you on the same power level as monstergirls
only other way to achieve that (without also becoming monstergirl) is to become a Hero and break your own limit youurself or with help from Chief God.
basically, you can do it if you want to, but most will take the easy way out


but enough boring lore, post cows

>>41998148
And now you out yourself as a hypocrite. I said that they are written to be OP compared to humans cause the whole backstory is that they crush humans until a hero empowered by God shows up.
You whine about books but your position seems to be monsters weak against trained humans which is not average humans cause I say so.
If trained humans could beat monsters such that they aren't a threat then the monsters fail their purpose and no need for a hero to beat them but that's not what the books say.
And you cry about why I call you tg. You are literally acting like one tg tard.

>>41998171
>"me? going hyper, hahaha where did you get that stupid idea?"
>her spider legs are stumping in place like crazy

>>41998219
being incubus doesn't make you strong inherently, you still got to put in the work

>>41998175
Your position is hypocritical.
I speak of the books but then I say that you're homosexual if you actually understand what the books say. And where is your enforcement of no Twitter seeing as there is mention of soul mates which is from Twitter?

>>41998171
Reminder that caffeine is a stimulant and alcohol is a depressant, so spider girls would not get drunk on coffee and to them it would be more like crack.

>>41998253
true, but that also applies to being a hero, or being a human, or being a monster girl. Monster girls just start off without limit, so the work they put in is never throttled by human limits.

Now post the cows, or else the cows will post you.

>>41998171
>spider office ladies on their way to the coffee machine
>you just know they will all get fucked up and flirt with you instead of working
but that's the best part of this job

>>41998253
From previous discussions, it's like you are now an awakened human. Better in stats inherently then others but if you truly want to be great and fulfill your true potential, it requires work aka training aka grinding.

Like how an rpg hero even at the beginning is better then average person around them in stats. Something like that.

>>41998264
time to study behavior patterns of caffeinated ushi

>>41998219
I honestly think all of this is just one guy arguing with himself doing the usual gatekeep falseflag but more indepth. I also have almost exclusive interest in lolis.

>>41998279
I want to milk this cute little cow
>>41998300
what milk would she produce?

>>41998311
mint choco

>>41998312
good, my farm prides itself on two things:
1. best products in wide array of flavours
2. happy and satisfied employees.

Lim-chan and Bapho-chan are saying you should take it easy.

>>41998219
>>41998279
>>41998310
>>41998311
I don't care about all this 'monsters are op or not' bullshit, I just want some fat fucking milky tits wrapped around my head as I impregnate my cow wife for the 10th time.

>>41998363
high test opinion

>>41993898

Sea fox.

Divine cows.

>>41998553
holy cows

>Kids these days. When I was your age, we didn't give grandiose speeches to the heroes before the fight, we just went on the attack!

>>41998568
Such a bountiful church.

>>41998590
and the nuns do smile alot when i drink the holy communion milk

>>41998610
They even know healing magic!
Such a wonderful place.

>>41998617
and it sure is fun messing with the older uptight nuns of the church but they do get this weird, often blank expression in their eyes when i mention other girls, also seems to be the time stuff starts breaking for no reason

>>41998632
get some new images

>>41998636
Sounds like you're asking for moo-snu

Reminder that all anubi are nerds, even the eight-foot-tall one you see at the gym.

>>41998767
Can we build and play with Lego together ?

>>41998767
Muscle-nerds?

>>41998767
are you sure?

>>41998832
It's more common than you think
>>41998809
Yes, but keep in mind to them that's practically a declaration of marriage.

>>41998645
i have known for them long time, ever since iwas a boy and even told them about girls i liked but i would end up getting broken up with after a month, i gave up doing that and just start hanging around the chruch after i came from adventuring, Sometimes old Lisa tells me to calm down cause i always come back kinda hurt, and she often sniffs the bloody towels for some reason but she tells me its to see if im healthy. Sister Beth makes sure im well fed and even makes my rations, Sister Samathana was the best, always allowing me to cuddle with her while sleeping, shes quite soft and tall. But the moment i mention anything about a girl, something changes. they just keep prodding me about it, they often force me to strip, checking my body for scratches or bruises. Also keep me real close while recicting many bible verses, many bible verses as well as even doing an entire exercisom on me. They say its cause I might be possessed

>>41998868
And ? The only part i don't like is the schedule but a little bit of sexo and emergency raging mushrooms should fix this.

>>41998835
There's an implicit promise here that you may touch guards that are off-duty...

Mersharks with legs and very thick tails.

>>41999158
So a Nereid? A Sahu, even?

Remember to tell your childhood friend that you're an adult now and don't need protection from bullies

>>41999115
>centaur wife, when you say "there was a carrot, now it's the time for the stick"

>>41999158
>Thighs soft enough for your fingers to sink in
>Tail is all muscle
Best of both worlds.

>>41999209

>>41999218
But what if the hags from the office bully you into going drinking with them after work?

>Are you lost, young man?

>>41999379
No, I'm just picking some mushrooms for dinner, Witch-san.

>>41999218
Yes, we need a protection from ourselves

>>41999427
That's not a cute witch it's a filthy hag

>>41999252
Just out drink them, how hard could that be?

>>41999427
>mushrooms
do remember to point at the big one before picking it and loudly exclaim "MUSHROOM" a few times

>>41999516
>jealous Sabbath Witch

>>41999554
Isn't this a dwarven mating ritual?

>>41999515
Enjoy having a drunk monster office lady crying her heart out on your shoulder because she's still single after all those years.

>>41999713
It used to be more common with badger girls.

Stop calling miss Wight old! She died when she was 20 and she will always be 20.

I want to butt fuck a wererabbit so badly, just feeling her bushy tail tickle me when I slam into her wide hips doggystyle would be so amazing.

>>41999851
Seems legit.

>>41999858
No wonder you prefer doggy style with that face.

Telling a dragon to her face that she's too scary and that I'd rather talk to the pale green one that's been smiling and me and fidgeting the entire time!

So I yell out for some kind of angel
To come up and rescue me
Be as soft as you can
Put a drink in my hand
I'm as scared as I ever could be, Lace and Whiskey

>>41999963
Will it feel like a rescue when you are publicly pinned down in the Amazon position.

>>41999971
Yes, and I insist she "rescues" me right on the piano.

>>41999851
More like 2000. I bet she still remembers the glory of Rome she's so old

>>41999963
>>41999993
White boys fuck dogs.

>>42000087
>"Romans? Is that what the Etruscans are calling themselves now? It's a lovely place, I visited once while passing through"
>your wightfu says while admiring her favorite ceramic boar vessel

>>42000099
I think the only dog girls mentioned very often are Anubis and hellhound, honestly. Statically we all want to fuck dormouse and foxes.

>>42000099
Does it really count when it's hounds proactively dating men? It's not like they were asking to fuck the dog

>>42000161
Let's not get too tied up in minor details- in the end, you're throwing the dog a bone regardless of your quibbling.

>>42000161
You did in your heart of hearts. You might not have thought it but her womb throbbed so you're fucked now.

>>42000136
I’m cut between Hellhounds and Wererabbits, but I feel emotionally I would be more compatible with a Wererabbit instead of a Hellhound.

>>42000196
Most Anons just look at the pretty picture and call it a day

>>41995760
>>41995987
>nerd Alp giving you a slideshow presentation on how she's beat girl

>>41995973
That was a good story. Too bad pastebin destroyed their site and most of the great MG stories.

>>42000266
literally me

>>42000361
They did?

How is it that the god that created Hellhounds failed so hard at make them obedient but was so good in instilling guardian instincts in them? Are we to assume pre current mamono lord Hellhounds were still guardians of places like graveyards or it is only with the transformation into MGs and gaining husband that they fulfilled their nature as guardians? And why couldn't they fulfill it before but can now? If this is the case, could it be said human men literally complete Hellhound's existence?

>>42000436
Some guys are subs anon
Deal with it

>>42000099
I feel like it's my duty to dispell this rumor on 4mon

>>42000136
>Statically we all want to fuck dormouse and foxes.
And muscle cows.

>>41997958
hell yeah

>>42000441
Not disputing that, I am a Hellhound simp. I am just trying to understand why original hellhounds were like "Guard shit? Fuck no!" while MG hellhounds are like "Guard weak men? I LOVE IT!"

>>41995114
with a physique like that I can imagine she takes what she pleases

>>42000496
I'm guess it's the difference between "guard someone else's shit" and "guard my precious little sugarplum".

There is no shame in being guarded by a stronger woman, but imagine the humiliation in being guarded and protected by a loli

>>42000369
How should this rabbit be punished for unauthorized snackage?

>>42000585
That one does look relatively strong.

>>42000748
Canonically even a dormouse can overpower you and nothing you can do can stop her forcefully snuggling you

I recall reading somewhere that humans in MGE have unlimited potential and that the Chief Deity is suppressing that potential by only unlocking it in heroes and other chosen individuals.
Meanwhile fucking monsters allows for infinite power ups which is what humans are meant to have.

>>42000797
Yes, I think it's why a bunch of gods swapped sides too and not corruption like some think

>>42000797
There's also other methods to breaking the limiter apart from those two, including being able to do it yourself. Invincble monster fags btfo.

>>42000818
I'd love to turn the tables on some monster SLUT who thought she could overpower me and turn me into a superhuman.

>>42000797
Basically.
Though honestly the whole power level thing in MGE is a joke anyway. Outside of powerwanking over your chosen waifu it's just a headache to even try to understand beyond "it's whatever you feel is the most interesting"

Hey.
Here is a memecat story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43496203

Happy reading.

>>42000835
>Go to cat kingdom
>Get bullied by cats
>They turn you into a super powerful incubus
>Submit to cats anyway.
They're just naturally above us Toms.

What a bunch of /tg/ crybabies.

>>42000870
I'm sorry lets go back to normal posting

I want to sniff danuki breath

>>41995360
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Sasha_Fullmoon
If the order never killed mgs how did the monster orphans Sasha secretly took care of become orphans?

>>42000835
On that note, demons are the strongest.

>>42000818
>including being able to do it yourself.
Where is this stated?

>>42000826
Silly anons who train to become powerful warriors get level drained.
You get your levels back and some more after a good meal and a night of sleep.

please do not relapse into feeding the spammer, instead do tell me what do you want Santa Kramps to give you this year

>>42000855
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/43496203
Nice, i will read that before sleep, thank you

>>42000598
emergency sexercise to burn the excess fat off

>>42000942
a monster girl wife, no more no less

>>42000942
A cait sith

>>42000762
>didn’t bring magical coffee to the welcome party
Absolutely ngmi, bruh.
>bring magical sobriety coffee with megacaffine
>take sip
>taste the pure horrifying terror of existing in a truly arbitrary universe
>witness your senses and preconceptions crumble as the stark meaninglessness fills your mind
>dormouse takes the cup from your stunned grasp
>she sleepingly sips
>her eyes open fully as clarity dawns
>she looks you directly in the eyes
>limpid pools of graceful awareness
>her brow furrows minutely as she ponders the unveiled cosmic terror
>”Ftagn Cthulhu? Meh. Zeroten, needs more dickings.” she mumbles as she sets aside the liquid terror cafe
>she shrugs as she unbuttons your pants
>spend the next 12 hours spraying caffeinated sperm into her
>she narco-rapes you after the first 5 minutes
>but it is decidedly aggressive and persistent sleep humping
It’s Won/d/erland, the air might as well be full of drugs. The bugs smoke hash and the cats are purple. I’m surprised any dude can walk let alone fight. Bad terrain for sobriety, Won/d/erland. The game was rigged from the start. Still doesn’t mean a dormouse can bench press you, at least not w/o Won/d/ertainment physics.