/jp/ - Otaku Culture

REMINDER: foxes are the highest population monstergirls by far, worse than rabbitgirls

>>42488183

Thank God I checked after captcha.

>>42488206
kissu

>>42488193
Nah, that's mousegirls.

>I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain
>now get in my belly

>What brings you to the shrine today?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>true loli bapho that speaks in baby talk
>ancient bapho that speaks in baby talk

>>42488233
>climb in her mouth before she can finish her apex predator speel
>cause her to get flustered

>>42488348
How about ancient Bapho larping as a loli that speaks in baby talk, except when you're alone with her, then she goes "ara ara" on you.

>>42488379
I might ask her to baby talk in bed

>>42488348
True loli bapho that speaks like a normal cheeky loli should

>>42488394
I wanna marry true loli Bapho-chan

Is it a bird?

Post Bapho-chan attempting to be lewd

>>42488439
No post H'orcs being reduced to pork

>>42488423
It appears to be some kind of mentally retarded turkey, sir.

>>42488423
Is it a plane?

A Doujin just blue-balled me. I thought it would be a monstegirl doujin but upon the frog turning into a human, her only monstergirl features were a long tongue and pointed ears. Then part two gave a lamia girl but had her gain human legs in the final act and her only monstergirl features after that were snake tongue, pointed ears and snake pupils.

>>42488472
No, it's SuperWurm!

>>42488439
Because you asked

>>42488514
Sounds like an Arknights design
>MFW Hypergryph is perfectly fine with putting literal furries in their game but an actual lamia or centaur is a no-go

>>42488547
Thanks fren.

I'd molest those ears and act oblivious to her lewd advances until I drive her nuts to the point that she'd drop the act and pounce on me with that super bapho strength that makes dragons look like weaklings

>>42488523
How will she and spectacular super anon protect MGC today?

Which of the named baphos in MGE:WG3 strikes you as being the most yandere of them all?

White bois fuck dogs.

>>42488678
>>42488707
White bois marry doggos

>>42488233
>what if I have to pee?

>>42488183
>gachashit op
Kill yourself.

I wanna fuck my boss.

>>42488193
Of course. The more tails a fox has, the closer you are to the local town turning into a realm of nothing but foxes and their fluff-addicted humans.

>>42488785
That sounds nice

>>42488785
>posting random screencaps from /monster/
Fucking ew.

>>42488348
>bapho with a husky deep (for a female) voice
>She's 27 years old

>>42488785
Unicorns marching in the streets for the criminalization of harems!

>>42488903
What is the colour of the flag of the disgustingly wholesome

>>42488785
>Bunker Wizard

Remember not to accept rides from strangers

>>42488947
Exactly, get to know her better first.

>>42488947
Where's she taking him?

what are the unusual color of oni and how do they "taste" like?
what do blue, green and red oni taste like?

I want to do various and lewd to druella

>>42488963
Bapho's Big Bunkhouse

>>42488947
instructions unclear, got bullied and pushed into riding her back

>>42488963
The Barn

>>42488964
Blue: blueberry, more calm and calculating
Red: Strawberry, rarely cherry. Brash and big.
Green: watermelon. Love nature. More likely to use bows than clubs.
Pink: Eros-blessed. Taste just like bubblegum, and have bubbly personalities too.
Brown: Chocolate-flavored, reserved and aloof
Black: ________ RUN _______

if you hate the Pharaoh so much rebel anon, why are you so susceptible to her god voice?

>>42488994
I'd say cherry fits red better - it should be a strong, distinctive taste.
Black could have sweet anise taste - like Kofola.
Yellow is obviously lemon, but the nice kind of lemon taste, not sour mouthtwister.
Other than these I agree with what you've stated. Fellow oni licker.

>>42488947
>>42488985
Imagine downing a tentacle potion and fucking both of their pussies at once.

>>42488947
>high school gyaru succubus has a crush on her classmate anon
>she manages to get him to invite her to his house
>this is her chance to lose her virginity and gain a husband
>anon's adopted momster is a bicorn
>Bicorn momster barges into anon's room on helping teach them how to "do it properly"
>gyaru succ now has a husband and a mother-in-law sisterwife

>>42488947
Instructions unclear, was ridden by a stranger.

>>42488994
>tfw no tall, cut, sour apple green oni who hunts like an elf and has the jealous tendencies of a hebi

>>42488183

>>42488995
Everyone but a god is, but just plug your ears

>>42489046
Rare dragon mofu

>>42489076
How does wockanon commission a the best stuff?

Gator dance.

>>42489077
>Pharaoh is screaming at rebel anon to kneel and lay down his weapons
>he's too busy blasting eurobeat through his headphones to hear her

>>42489077
>>42489094
but anon, you can still see her pretty eyes

How do monsters react when they rip your pants off for impending rape only to see that you aren’t hard at all?

>>42489110
Taking your pants off can come before the foreplay.

>>42489110
charisma break

>>42489137

>>42489147

>>42489147
Hi Remi. You should send Sakuya to MGE so she can teach kikimoras how to be proper maids.

You've heard of cowprint bikinis, but what about cowprint bunny girls?

>>42489174

>>42489186
Didn't she get killed off or something?

>>42489191
She's gotten most of her limbs ripped off but most artists don't like that

>>42489195
Wow that seens m8ch worse
Good thing I dropped this years ago

>>42489198
>m8ch
Maych?

>>42489198
I've never bothered to pick up the series

Doesn't stop me from harvesting fanart

>>42489215

>>42489231

>>42489231
I wish to be dominated by lilim-sama...

>>42489186
Anon, that's not what I meant. Cowprint bunny outfits.

>>42489231
Strong, powerful warriors in your area!

Kcs patreon has gone under 2k briefly!

3 choc goats block your path.

>>42489274
But how are they going to help me fix an exploding phone system?

>>42489283
Kill yourself.

If you think about it, monster girl/boy-type werewolves work better than the traditional minotaur versions in a modern enviroment: If you saw a person with a lot of fur in a cold winter night you'd propably just think they're wearing a fur coat or something until you're way too close. What do you think?

>>42489283
I'm sure KC will start delivering content soon if people keep being subbed despite getting fuck all

>>42489382
this looks like shit

>>42489425
>w*sternshit monster girls
Vomit.

>>42489438
>w*sternshit
Wasternshit? Wisternshit? Wosternshit? Wusternshit? Wysternshit?

>>42489486
This is 2023, it’s called “wxsternshit” to be gender neutral

>>42489486
wthegamesternshit!

>>42489283
Oh no!
Anyway...

It's the future in MGE, monster births are on track to outnumber human births, incubi being born are the latest social phenomena as monsters are starting to birth them, the Order is currently going through civil war and outsider monsters are campaigning for rescuing humans and assimilating them into mamono culture, you're on a date with your sixth wife who reveals that she's having her third daughter which means you'll have 20 daughters from six different women, you are 256 years old but still look like you're 15, you currently work at a magic potion brewery subsidized by the Sabbath, you've been recently diagnosed with a condition that'll regress your aging until you look 10, your insurance doesn't cover age therapy so you'll have to save money for that expensive anti-shota therapy, which is difficult because you will have 20 kids to look after, bills, and debt to pay off. Life ain't perfect but it's better with monster girls at least.

>>42488292
I come here to get my fortune

>>42489535
Not reading this.

Vampires are ___

>>42488547
Baphomet in need of raspberry correction

>>42489274
after I get incubized I want to team up with my wife vs another couple in the arena

Zipangu monsters and their weird otaku addictions should be avoided! You wouldn't flirt with a dorky blue oni cosplaying as Lum or hang out with a dweeby kappa selling her fanzine at the local market where all the weird youkai autistic-ly sperg out at, now would you?

>>42489535
The entire concept of money and debt would go out the window with monstergirls. Income loses a lot of meaning when you don't need to eat or drink.

>>42489552
incredibly horny according to a vid your vampire is in

>cum exclusively in kejourou hair for a week
>she’s pregnant
wait what

>>42489274
>You know how sometimes you look at someone and you just know that you're genetically programmed to be their enemy?
>There's people you just look at and you're like "Oh, I'm your genetic enemy somehow. We are destined to do battle"

>>42489274
>Strong fighters! Barbrians! Knights! Brawlers and more!
>All of these powerful monsters are looking for their Human counterparts and blocking their paths for a duel!

>love nacho's design
>love chaos monster transformations
>not into the whole degradation and hatefuck thing
Life is suffering. I just want to tentacle fuck my sexy wife as a huge eldritch spider.

>>42489686
>nto the whole degradation and hatefuck thing
nacha is a fake hatefuck. She loses that after the very first one. So does redcap.

>>42489698
>She loses that after the very first one
I thought she eventually want back to being bitchy, to get you to dominate and rape her again because she's into that?

>>42489647
>Honorable Knight Lizardwoman's destined enemy is a mercenary Anon with almost zero self-preservation instincts that uses every dirty trick in the book to win fights

>>42489686
>love chaos monster transformations
Fag

>>42489703
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Atlach-Nacha
>During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease. When their husband's mana that was poured inside their body weakens, and their venom gets stronger, they'll once again hurl severe insults at their husband, inciting him to bite and violate them again.
Nope. KC really fucked up the nacha characterization. But you get to be a cool tentacle spider at least. But you can headcanon whatever you want. At this point I don't really care what KC thinks.

>>42489709
>At this point I don't really care what KC thinks.
Still mad he thinks your cuck fetish is shit, eh?

>>42489709
Give her the cold treatment, that should correct her bratty personality.

>>42489709
But that sounds a lot like she DOES get bitchy again, once the mana after seggs begins to wane. Regardless, I pretty much agree with you on headcanoning whatever. KC is pretty back and forth, just as long as whatever you're headcanoning doesn't directly contradict the spirit of the setting it's fine.

>>42489609
not to mention how MGE is a place where magic exists.
in any scenario where you would need money you could just poof it into existence.

>>42489709
Definitely one of the worse profiles out there. Right there with phoenix and humpty egg.

>>42489724
No, I'm into siths and KC is totally okay with that. I just think he's dumb and this whole drama is really autistic, especially if the wikianon took everything down over it.
>>42489732
Yes, redcap has that too but I don't think the implication is you edge your wife for fun to make her angry.

>>42489747
>No, I'm into siths
Ah so I'll completely disregard everything you post because you're a massive faggot.

>>42488183
The proper self-defense technique against ancient evils.

>>42489747
Rope yourself furfag

>>42489764
no

Holy shit just report the fucker. It's the same dude as always.

>>42489747
>furnigger
>implying thats any better

>>42489795
which rule, I don't want to get another reporting ban.

>>42489806
Trolling.

who Tom here?

>bapho waif that calls you daddy

how many doomguy pics has candra done? is it a commission thing? i just don't get it

>>42489852
the mistake is in trying to understand

>>42489852
But have they done any with a wererabbit and doomguy?

>sleepy dormouse
>greets you with "I'm cheesed to meet you."

>>42489856
No, and I don't think that artist ever drew a Wererabbit.

You get to cuddle one of:
>Bapho-chan
>Grelia
>Runya Runya
>Shirokuto

Which do you pick? Why?

>>42489858
>challenged her as the most magnificent and roguish adventurer in all the land
>got mouse'd

>>42489879
None of them because I'm not a lolicon

>>42489879
runya's first pick.
greilia and shirokuto are far too busy to bother with that

>>42489886
You will be once you come face-to-face with a bapho

>>42489890
You gotta make them not busy

>>42489847
I want Shirokuto to call me boya.

>>42489879
Momonika because I'm a lolicon

>>42489901
Based cunny enjoyer

>>42489879
Greilia so I can both voice my appreciation for her dedication to medical care and express my belief that endeavors should be made to find methods of Pharmacomancy that don't rely on mamono mana so they can be disseminated to anti-monster girl regions because no civilians should live in fear of injury or disease regardless of their home country's ideological differences.

>>42489852
I just wish someone would post the uncensored versions already.

>>42489897
Damn, how embarrassing it'd be to be called a little boy or child by a little girl.

>>42489891
familiars would dismantle me

>>42489879
Marune, because I am an oppai lolicon.

/tg/tards using Fire Emblem pics in their dribble is hilarious considering that Fire Emblem is pretty much Nintendo's primary coomer bait franchise.

It's not true that baphos can't flat chest holsts. They can. But what happens is that it gets reversed on them. The holst becomes flat chest in exchange for the bapho becoming oppai. But of course, no bapho wants to make this trade.

You've yee'd your last haw, partner

Anyone else not being able to access the fanart gallery?

>stop by a tavern in the middle of Order-leaning territory
>there are hushed whispers that the local leadership is compromised
>some even speculate the queen is a demon, or how the rotten clergy communes with a dark god
>realize the handsy bar wenches are thinly disguised mamono
>same with the innkeeper, because of course
>there's a ton of tsundere childhood friends in the town who look a little too smug when their crush isn't looking
>it quickly becomes apparent that there are, at minimum, three major monster organizations with their own infiltration plans
>there seems to be no overlap or coordination between said plans whatsoever
>it's almost like they're too embarrassed to let the other factions know, and keep hiding from an Order that exists in name only
>whole country is just a massive LARP of human lands
Such is life in MGE

>>42490004
Pay your milk debts cow!

>>42490006
The mega is down too

>>42489984
Okay, if you are soooo anti-/tg/ and vigilant against the tourists that use the pics you're talking about. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN POSTING AN FE IMAGE!?

>>42489879
Bapho-chan
Runya
Shiro
Grelia
In that order

>>42490027
Stop samefagging

>>42488183
>The Lilim heroine swaggers confidently into the Order Prince's Manor as the final boss of her story is the Order Prince she's gonna corrupt
>To her surprise the Order Prince walks out aggressively to meet her
>"You vile demon. I am through playing games with you!" Says the Order Prince clasps his hands for a prayer
>He loudly prays in tongues as holy magic begins building up around him and the Lilim is surprised to see a pillar of heavenly light comes down from the sky and covers the prince
>The Heavenly light dissipates and shows the Order Prince in shiny white holy armor
>"Wait! This wasn't supposed to happen!" The Lilim blurts out in surprise. "The intelligence services said you weren't supposed this high leveled!"
>"Begin..." The Order Prince says ominously.
>"Uh oh." Says the Lilim
>The Order Prince charges the Lilim Heroine and tackles her. They both are pushing against each other.
>"Played a bit of sport, you know." The Order Prince says
>"At some cushy Officer's Academy I bet!" The Lilim Heroine says to bite back against the prince
>The Prince headbutts the Lilim and lifts her on her collar. "Try The Knights Academy of Old Lescatie. Before Lescatie fell to you monsters! I'm not like those of petty adventurers or glory hound knights. I could beat many of your Baphomets and S-Class Monsters into submission, WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!" The Prince then tosses the Lilim heroine in the air.
>"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Screams the Lilim Heroine in complete shock as she tries to gain flight with her wings but ends up falling down to the ground quickly
>"Do not fuck with this Princeling-slash-Living Saint!" The Prince says as he kicks the Lilim just as she was about to hit the ground, causing the Lilim Heroine to fly across the grounds and hit a wall
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlt6EXMGlN8
>Despite the immediate shock, the Lilim Heroine does get up back at her feet with minimal damage inflicted upon her.
>"What are you!? And how are you so surprisingly overleveled!?" The Lilim Heroine retorts as she finally powers herself up for the bossfight.
>The Prince again clasps his hands and more heavenly light emanates from him and holy light swords form around him. "Why not you stick around and find out." The Prince says, this time with eerie calmness in his voice.

>>42490028
>the magiclet

>>42490039
Can't help it. Bapho-chan makes my heart go doki doing. And Runya is too cute to not cuddle

>>42490007
>enter a shop
>woman making out with her husband jumps and screams when the bell chimes
>man quickly starts "stocking" shelves with random things lying around the shop
>ask her if she has any chips
>she stammers that she might and wanders into the back
>comes back 10 min later with a sealed box of chips
>opens it and hands you one of the packs inside
>you hand her some money
>she stares at it in confusion for a second before realizing that she's supposed to take it
>looks in horror at the register
>her hands hover back and forth over the buttons while she tries to remember which ones to push
>calls husband over, he's just as clueless
>say fuck it, tell them to keep the change and leave
>chips don't sate you, head into a local diner instead
>women scramble to get into position
>the one behind the bar looks like she's a soldier standing at attention
>as a nervous waitress takes your order, you can see the cook trying to figure out how to turn on the griddle through the serving window
>lets too much gas out before she lights the stove and burns her eyebrows off
Ah. It's another one of "those" towns...

>>42490027
Why do you even reply to someone using outsider slangs?

>>42490068
*puts seals back on*

>>42490068
Thumbnail looks like she retarded

>>42490035

>>42489879
Shiro. I want to learn magic but don't want to have sex, so I'll try coasting off the innocence and wonder of my dream to tug at her heart strings and try to get some lessons.

What happens if you fail to pay MGC's bachelor tax?

How do monster girls rank in terms of rarity how much more rare is a phoenix compared to something like a ryu,pharaoh and more common mg like kakuen etc

>>42490085
somewhat

>>42490084
it got decriminalized a while ago

>>42490084
you become a bad boy who doesn't follow rules
mgs love bad boys

>>42490084

>>42490224
>Hellhound warrior pays for a cute Human boy to help her wash
>Figures it'll be a good chance to get some action.
>All he does is poke her paw beans.

>>42489744
I enjoy my headcanon profile for the Phoenix more but I am also a massive fagmoose with zero art skills so it evens out.

>>42490231
>no refunds

>>42490023
Oh no,I wanted to get some Wight Fanart from there. Hope it comes back soon

>>42489879
Please, Anon. I'm not a guy that just cuddles up with someone for a nap.
I'll be attacking the loli squirrels until Runya Runya decides to take matters into her own hands, and cuddle ME.

>>42490231
paw beans are good shit

>>42490273
It's not really the part you are meant to focus on.

>>42490282
she's going to have to deal with it

>>42490282
>t. sexually frustrated hellhound

>>42490085
It's hard to say since we don't really have all that much to base things on, but I'd say that Phoenixes, Ryus/Dragons and Pharaohs are around the same in terms of rarity. With Phoenixes perhaps being somewhat more rare. The reason for that is that both Phoenixes and Dragons have statements where they have "extremely few individuals" while Pharaohs are technically just royals of the long gone ancient desert kingdoms, so there shouldn't be too many of them. And this already small number was further depleted in the age of former demon lords by the apophis.
The statements for Phoenix and Dragons being rare:
>Nonetheless, you can examine the rough distribution of specific mamono species, you can know the places where angelic beings such as "Angels" and "Valkyies" are staying, and you can also examine the rough location of races with very small populations. Gentlemen thinking about wanting to marry a race with extremely few indivduals such as "Dragon", by all means why not attempt it? (Celestial Sphere of Trysts)
>Since they are extremely few in number and make their lairs deep within volcanic areas, they rarely ever appear before humans (Phoenix profile)

Oh yeah - there's only supposed to be one apophis, isn't there?

>>42490317
way back when. lot changed since then.

>>42490282
Well that's what gets me rock hard so that's what i'm going for

>>42490282
Every part of a monster girl deserves love.

>>42490343
that's right

>>42490355
m-mommy

>>42490310
Dragons are probably atleast one step of rarity below Ryus, Pharaohs and Phoenixes.

She doesn't want you to know this, but Runya is actually a sheep. Why else is she tired and cuddly all the time?

>>42490372
did you know manticores sleep 12-15 hours per day?

I like my elves with DSL.

>>42490375
I don't like manticores

how do i find a mamono that i can laze around, cuddle, and sleep with 24/7? i dont want to work or to make her work

>>42490385
Can I interest you in a dormouse?

>>42490384
what if it was a nice mellow older manticore who kisses, comforts, and coddles you when you're scared?

>>42488183
Hey I just noticed something really weird. Warosu has NO threads archived for the entirety of October 22. Anyone know why that is?

>>42490396
>her tail flops around like a dead fish from lack of muscle usage.

>>42490355
Why don't elves wear panties?

>>42490400
(this is folly.)

>>42490404
Using hag manticore's tail like an onahole!

>>42490364
It makes sense to think so since we have Dragonia, but the statements of rarity for Dragons and Phoenixes are more or less identical. I'm also not even sure if Ryus are ever said to be particularly rare, the only reason you could say so is because they are also Dragons. Like, the book of Dragonia itself doesn't treat them as any rarer than a normal Dragon, and technically just a single Ryu quickstarted an entire local population there by herself, so it doesn't look like they would stay all that rare (when compared to normal dragons) for long even if they had started as such.

>>42490404
she can't help it :( she's too kind hearted - she loves chasing boys but can't stand to see them cry

>>42490412
What?
I'm looking at it right now. I searched "monster girl" in the subject line and there's a gap between Sep 30 and Nov 1

>>42490355
I like that artist

He draw the wide hip and the big tiddie

>>42490446
maybe if you put a paper bag over all them faces

>>42490472
Rude

>When the succubus could literally kill you with her thighs without using any magic powers

>>42490474
they're the ones attacking my eyes

>>42490385
Dormouse, Weresheep, some cat girls, probably some slimes.
Technically, all MGs work that way. Once you get that incubus stuff going, you can just fuck for perpetual energy.

>>42490486
Not all monster girls would want to sleep and fuck all day.

>>42490400
Warosu is an unreliable PoS, and searching the subject line is always a crapshoot.

There was an actual drop around May, where nothing was getting archived. Glad someone at least put together a screencap of the Salamander greentext.

>>42490489
How could I forget?

>>42490515
Holstaur on roids is scary.

>>42490343
Even the worm nubs and eye-markings?

>>42490515
>taking profiles literally
>taking the profiles written by an in-universe paranoid orderfag that blew things out of proportion

>>42490529
Of course, how could you resist?

>>42490529
And her cute little tail.

>>42490529
>>42490545
why are greenies so smug? what do they know?!

>>42490529
but which ones are her real eyes?
we may never know

We're boarded lads!

>>42490529
>eye markings
phoney

>>42490501
Guy shades like Robaato

>>42490561
many eyes to see her husband (and vegetables)

>>42490565
just shove her off

>>42490552
they know your address and have a copy of your keys

>>42490565
wet kitty SMELLY

>>42490565
Oh boy, the real treasure is coming to us!

>>42490567
kiss gazer right on the pupil

>>42490592
I'm moving out!

>>42490607
which one?

>>42490640
all of them obviously

>>42490565
I'll be taking her booty.

>>42490310
I think dragons are relatively more common, but most are feral and actual dragoncels.

>>42490552
They know what you did...

>>42490673
Fine, I admit it. I went to that vegan Indian place and had a meal with zero meat in it. It was good. I enjoyed it.

>>42490673
I didn't do anything...

>>42490508
is there a better jp archive out there?

Sex with canines

>>42490678
Gandharva's Grub With Gusto is an amazing restaurant I don't blame you. Next time take the greenie with you please, she doesn't get to eat out very often.

>>42490680
You can lie to yourself, but she knows what you did...

>>42490565
Save yourselves!
It's like I'm being attacked by every single one of my fetishes rolled up into one, tanned pirate kot

>>42489747
>I'm into Siths

I require a soft monster girl.
Because a puck caught me in the side of the knee and its going to be a hell of a bruise.

>>42490734
>shogs giving mastah physical (you)s
can kiki do that? shoggy wins again

>>42490718
Fine! Then I'll just stay inside all day and never go out so she can't tell what I'm doing!

>>42490739
It's Yeti time Mr. Leaf

>>42490739
porcs can heal all wounds

>>42490770
>Honey, stairs hurt to go up and down.
>"Then you should take it easy in bed!"
>You're right I - hold o-

>>42490762
Please, I'm a proud native of the mitten.
So discount leaf.

>>42490801
The alpha female bed breaker P'Orc

>>42490746
mean green finds a way

>>42490863
I don't think I can handle her when Pap time comes...

>>42490901
those are the types of greenworms that become yandere papillons better watch out

>>42490901
>fearing the pap
you should fear the greenworms that stay greenworms after the cocoon

>>42490948
>that stay greenworms after the cocoon
That's how it works? That's pretty scary.

>>42490720
The universe knows your weaknesses now.

>>42490846
She's taking advantage of my wounds.
P'Orcs are more clever than they look

BEEGyip

>>42490537
I figured the Wandering Scholar was "neutral". Has a fairy waifu, but writes a bit like an Orderfag, or uses it as coded language.

>>42491082
no shit

>>42490932
>geenies that enter the cocoon without a pap become thicc AND yandere
scary...

>>42491082
He started off cynical to monsters but after getting his art fairy wife he starts warming up to them, hell by World Guide 3 iirc he's implied to have gone full Incubi now without knowing it.

>>42489732
Just give her some sex again and she will be fine. I don't see the issue.

>>42491181
Depends how fast it happens. If you fuck her for several hours until she's deredere, you fall asleep in each others arms, then wake up to her being a bitchy tsundere.

>>42490739
>you really shouldn't be walking on that leg, i can take you home
>you keep limping for a while but she wears you down trotting behind and nagging/pleading about it
>give in and hitch a ride
>the embarrassment quickly wore off and she took a brisk pace
>hey, my house isn't that way
>...
you're going to get taken home

>>42491181
>>42491195
Wait, didn't you have to bite her as a big spider fucker to change her personality?

>>42491215
>Anon decides to say fuck it and jump off, risking running into the woods over wherever they'll take him
>Can feel his already injured ankle fracture the instant his feet hit the ground but the adrenaline keeps him going
>Now being hunted by every monster in a 50 mile radius with protective instincts flaring

>>42490974
The universe is free to know my weakness if it means more monster pirate pics.

>>42489076
Why is Jabberwock so old? Can't she just be young?

Do you rely on having sex with your wife to think rationally?
And how does that fact make your wife feel?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that only P'Orcs know the true secret of making the perfect, crispy fried chicken.
They know many culinary arts that could be considered unnatural.

>>42491289
>Anon runs later limps away as quick as possible into a cave with no one inside with a small opening that let him enter but other monsters not so much
>Fall asleep to find a wurm has found you

What does a greenworm's nutrient mouth goop taste like?

Do you think flight capable monstergirls; dragons, harpies, etc. Can benefit and get some useful help from aircraft catapult systems found on US aircraft carriers? Surely less thin and rotund flying monstergirls could use that boost.

>>42491384
I bet it's pork sweat! Like some sort of bacon grease!

>>42491384
I'm going to steal their secret recipe! I'll marry one of them, have lots of daughters, and then learn it from them after their mother passes the recipe to them. It's a foolproof plan!

>>42491376
Jabberfags wock is old and chubby. Other wocks exist.

>>42491514
i'm gonna be honest, the anatomy looks off here

>>42491521
You're Mom's anatomy is OFF!

>>42491384
>kiki asks Anon what he wants for dinner
>Anon asks if she wants to eat out tonight
>kiki nearly drops the plate she was holding
>composes herself, he probably just wants to take her on a date
>asks what he had in mind
>Anon says fried chicken
>blood vessel in kiki's head nearly bursts
>beautiful wife ready to cook him anything he wants, and he asks for disgusting, greasy fast food
>tells him that she can fry some chicken if he wants some
>Anon insists, saying that it's the best fried chicken he's ever had
>kiki's eye twitches
>agrees to go
>plans on breaking down how the chicken is shit as Anon eats and informing him that she can do better
>arrive at the place
>it's just a little stall, hardly room for the two porcs and horc running the place
>Anon places the order while kiki tries to keep her mouth from watering
>Anon starts demolishing his portion while kiki takes a nibble of hers
>best chicken she's ever tasted
>perfectly seasoned, no grease, crisp as a fresh dollar bill, meat still moist and succulent
>Anon asks what's wrong when she starts to cry
>kiki brushes it off and just says that she bit into it while it was too hot
>doesn't put up a fuss when Anon asks to go back every month or so
>she can't get enough either and it saves her from having to do the dishes too
>comes home to take a food nap on top of husband instead

>>42491494
>anon is busy telling his piggies a bedtime story
>suddenly remembers his perfect secret recipe stealing plan
>one of his piglets lets out a cute yawn
>he forgets about silly things and tucks his kids into bed
>momma pig is watching with heart pupils, ready for more

>>42491537
at least my mom's not a loli with a torso of an adult

>>42491650
Sucks for her.

>>42491664
that familiar has t-rex arms

>>42491514
Vadaboob has drawn said Jabberwock

>>42491664
Hmmm yes

>>42491664
familiars are the best, would join the dumb sabbath in order to take them home

>>42491689
What happens when you lick a anubis ! ! ?

>>42491758
she'll be mildly discomforted at the action.

>>42491758
she'll attempt to push your head down until you're licking her ()

>>42491758
You'll hear the MGS sound effect

>>42490714
Bork

>>42491566
Hey man, sometimes some greasy fast food sounds like the best thing in the world.

>>42491817
>MGS sound effect
bet pharaoh pencils her out for the day when she hears that noise

>"My eyes are up here, Anon."
>"Is something the matter? Am I too close?"
>"You keep trying to look away. Stop that."
>"You're shaking. Are you scared?"
>"Or could it be?"
>"Do you...like....getting cornered like this?"
>"Does it...excite you?"
>"Eyes up here, Anon. Do you like being forced to look a girl in the eye?"
>"A pretty girl. In her pretty, pretty eyes."
>"Looking at her...looking at you."
>"Do you like it?"
>"Answer me, little Anon."

I'm currently drunk off my ass.
Post pirate monsters if you got them,

>>42491884
Sorry, I keep wanting to check out your ! !

>>42491897
I don't have the actual pirate one saved in image form.

>>42491897

>>42491897
I'll meet you halfway and give you a sea monster

>>42491920
Here's the pirate one.

ded

>>42492049
I'll post another pirate, that'll show them

>>42489091
Wow, that's some sweet moves

>>42489847
I'm not a Tom, i'm a T O M

Good morning sirs

>>42492101
do not redeem

DO NOT REDEEM, SIR

>>42492101
show benis

I'm going to redeem

>>42491884
And that why i will always wear ballistic sunglasses and a balaclava mask. We can't show them want we think about, during dayly life or the heist on nuki bank

Do the needful!

FAT FUTA JINKO NUTS

>42492164
>>>/d/

>hey kid, you want some fox?

>>42492212
need to lick charcoal snek

Sabbath instant alp potions
It teleports you to the alpine mountains

>>42492261
We don't need faggots in our mountains.

>>42492266
Blame whoever gave the idea to that sabbath

>>42492194
I'm diving into the front half and going for the reach around

I want to travel to the Canine Kingdom and learn Inumancy, so I can fight back against those dreaded Nekomancers.

>>42492310
comfy fox is strong

>>42492319
This nigga gonna get BARKed

>>42491685
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!

>>42492319
Seek the Hellhound master on the Volanic steppes, she will teach you the art of Dark Inumancy. Forbidden, but powerful.

>Ywn bully Bapho-chan by treating her like a little girl
Feels bad man

Tie your local snake into a knot today!
It's free!

>>42492357
>hey anon, lets have sex!!
>no way fag
>her face..

>>42492374
I would totally make a game of seeing how many different kinds of monstergirls I could "no way fag" until one snapped.

>>42492374
You don't call a little girl a fag. You tell her that she's not old enough to do adult things, and that, when she's grown up, she can do grown-up things. Then you reprimand her for using such vulgar language that a little girl shouldn't be using.

>>42492374
Old Nag

>>42492374
Reverse mating press

>>42492374
>>42492448
>no way nag

>>42492448
Impudent young man.

>>42492466
>Say the bapho before getting mating pressed

Baphos are stupid strong, right?
Wouldnt that mean they could reverse mating press you and there would be nothing you could do?

>>42492484
They could, but would they be willing to break the illusion of a young helpless little girl?

>>42492484
Not extra soft!

>>42492490
That'd be pretty hot though

>>42492499
You just gotta tease and bluebean her until she's biting a hole through her lip, she'll snap.

>>42492484
They can not reverse mating press me because they are not tall enough to physically pull it off.

>>42492531
Mamono magic

Hey, does anyone know about the doujin made by a Baphfag?
Is there any news or update about it?

>>42492635
He was considering canning it because of the drama, but it looks like he decided to continue

Today I clued loose pages back to the spine of an old used paperback and used a bunch of hardcovers from my shelf to press it together while the glue set.
BOOKS! Buy 'em, read 'em, shelf 'em, keep away from Wurms 'em
Which Monsters would be most suited for cozily lying in bed on a winter day and reading? Would a Salamander or Lizard take this as a challenge and try to read faster than you, turning the pages more and more often to keep ahead of you?
Books!

>>42488183
Wow, you sure are tall for a high schooler. So is the rest of the class...
Wait, who locked the door behind me?

>>42492676
>clued
glued*

>>42492704
>Be anon
>Assigned to a recon team as the leader
>The team is composed of 4 moths and him
>Every missions are night patrols, sniping in the dark or nocturne recon for Intel's
>They start to call him the lighthouse and always want to hug him during rest time
It's cool but night visions start to hurt my eyes...

>>42492531
You would think that, but baphos can put (you) in a surprising amount of positions

>>42492876
Won't work if i eat all the raging mushrooms.

>>42489931
Look doomguy bros one of our bros got with an angel
Lucky fellow

>>42492397
>no sexo with you? no way!

good morning sirs, do the needfull

>decide to check out one of the other monster girl threads out of morbid curiosity
>any monster boy posts completely miss the "human but with animal parts" appeal of monster girls and make the boys look like ugly abominations or furries while retaining the appeal of the monster girl.
im genuinely curious, why does this happen?

>>42493077
Blaming the kikes for everything wrong with me?

>>42493086
at least you know it's just some degenerate that wants to fuck his monster girl waifu with a horsecock or dogdick, when the monster boy/man is pretty like the girl, it means some closet homo is behind the post.

>>42493086
Monsterboy fags are on a different level of autism. For monstergirls the fantasy is waifu, but for monsterboys it seems to be basic male friendship. That sounds harmless on paper, except that it attracts the kind of people for whom "not being told to fuck off" is an unattainable fantasy.

>>42493086
Ah you must be talking about my thread I made a couple hours ago you can post things like that too in there and also normal monster girl posting are okay too to be posted in that thread as well, for it’s a thread for the more stranger canon things in monster girl media, that I made it out of getting sick of the monster girl slut posting thread of you know what posting so I made a containment broad to get away from that.

>>42493086
Why did you even bring this up.