/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that will NOT happen!

Too bad for them, I'd only hang out with popular girls.

Just like real life. The perks of being an handsome and muscley otaku is that women (deliberately) mistake my severe autism for serene confidence.

>>42591845
Youkai are fond of outsiders (especially tasty ones)

>>42591845
Wait a second, something's fishy about this...

>>42591845
i dont want any affection from this stinky bat though

>>42591885
It WILL happen and you WILL be happy
>>42592133
You don't have a say in it

>>42592126
Is that a bad thing

>>42592133
Yes you do, bats have big butts, you can spank them.

>>42591845
I find that very hard to believe.

"freshmeat, freshmeat" the yokai women will be chanting as they tear my body apart
finally, i have gotten hoes

>>42592272
Hmm not a bad fate desu
At least i would be useful to someone in death if not in life

>>42592173
they fart from there

>>42591845
I just want sakuya.

>>42591845
>>42592152
>>42592173
why are female youkai so lustful for human males?

Impossible, I am not a cute girl.

>>42592272
aah~ my lolicon nutrients going into their bodies!

>>42592162
Waggysaggy is NEVER a bad thing.

alas, ours is a heavy burden

>>42591845
They would all fight to see who can eat me first

>>42593286
Seeing all those youkai fight to see who can get to kiss you and smooch your dick first!

>>42593305
satorin is not a pervert

>>42593560
Her smug face gives off the aura of a pervert

>>42592162
Yes, fish stink.

What if im a small shota from the outside world who gets stranded in gensokyo? Would i still be able to fight off the hordes of youkai? Or would they kill and eat me?

>>42593937
>small shota
yeah right,nice try midget

>>42594045
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B4Gks7DqsG0

Anon trying to pass himself off as a shota.

>>42593035
thats a pretty erotic way of looking at it
i want to sustain them with my love!

>>42591910
But the autism also prevents you from taking any advantage of it.
t. literally me in high school

here's a method to ward away the pink one

>>42591845
No way, Reimu would protect me from all the horny youkai!

>>42591845
they'll be swooning since you'd be taller than the malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
they'd then immediately abandon you once they discover you don't speak a word of Japanese
unless you're a fat NEET, then you'd get fucked murdered by ferals long before anyone even knew you were there

>>42592297
and

>>42595356
>they'll be swooning since you'd be taller than the malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
What if I'm not?

>>42591845
Too bad I don't speak Japanese
I will start studying it soon, I swear on the untranslated hentai games I want to play

>>42595356
I do speak Japanese, but I'm a fat NEET.
Hopefully I get eaten by a cutie like Rumia.

>>42595356
>malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
lol. lmao.

>>42596966
Imagine posting a youkai as if that refutes anything anon said

>>42596966
Yokai hapa rapebaby doesn't count

>>42596971
so you say that's average for a youkai man? i don't see how it helps your case at all

>>42597043
I forgot which manga it was but shows a snake youkai guy and he was pretty much oji-san tier showing that rinnosuke is pretty much a one off.
And even if all youkai men looked like that for some reason what would it matter? Youkai don't really take human mates and of they do its such a rare thing we literally only have one example in canon, and he's pretty much asexual in the truest sense

>>42595156
But I don't want this pink to go away. In fact, I want her to stay very close and without a top and bra if possible.

>>42595356
You could speak with the Scarlet Devil Mansion folks, and some of the hyper smart youkai like Ran and Yukari you could probably talk with. There's also Kosuzu

>>42597102
>Youkai don't really take human mates
well if you are talking about human girls i agree, in fact i think if you settled down in the village (and canonically ousiders can take residence there if they wish to stay in gensokyo) they would probably set you up with a girl and get you married as soon as possible, for the fresh genetic material you bring to the village

>>42597155
Undoubtedly, you'd have whatever auntie or friends trying to set you up with their daughters and sisters.
Personally I'd go for reimu but a cute mob villager would be nice too

>>42597155
Happy life with librarian wife? Isn't her power that she can understand any written language, so you can even have one-way communication without learning japanese.

>>42597146
>Scarlet Devil Mansion folks
Unless you can speak Romanian or other Slavic shit that is

>>42597309
The Scarlets are English. Meiling is Scottish, Sakuya is a eastern euro Remi picked up and gave her a jap name cause she's a massive weeb.
You could speak English to the SDM gang just fine

>>42597329
all vampires are Romanian

>>42597309
She is a centuries old vampire. I'm sure she is capable of speaking every major European language just fine.

>>42597389
No they're Hebrew actually
I don't even mean that as a meme. The first vampire was arguably either cain or judas

>>42598087
God is the first vampire.

>>42598173
That makes no sense

>>42597309
remilia writes kosuzu a letter in english after the chupacabra business, so she at least knows english to a degree.

>>42598087
>No they're Hebrew actually
You're thinking of succubus

>>42597043
Half-youkai.
There aren't that many of them, so it's fine.

>>42602003
I do this and look like this

>>42602003
This explains a lot.

>>42596070
you might get the interest of a couple for being a novel round eye in a land of slants, but other than that you got diddly dick but largely worthless trivia you've picked up over your years on this godforsaken site

>>42602003
What's with autists and their fixation on 90's animal mascot video games?

female youkai make me feel funny

>>42598087
Vampires suck blood from the neck Hebrews suck blood from the foreskin completely different anon kun

>>42603344
cute girls bad
funny animal character for childrens good

>>42603344
The retard are exposed to the little things first and form their first sexual interests around them because of said retardation
Cute aggression also plays a huge role the hatred of all things outside the narrow bubble of what is acceptable to them

>>42594272
ahhh~
turning into loli stool, providing nutrients to the soil

>>42597015
>rapebaby
Who was the rapist? Who was the lucky guy?

>>42611976
I don't think Rinnosuke himself knows who his mother was