/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42600938
But it's winter

>>42600938
I LOVE HAGS! I love BIG, MEATY hags with asses that barely fit and their pants and tits that stick out so far they can't see their own feet. I LOVE HAGS who are so BIG, MEATY, and WARM that you don't need a blanket (or clothing) if you snuggle up with them at night. I LOVE HAGS who snuggle and dote on and fuck younger men all day long. I LOVE hags who make you call them 'mommy' and obsess overprotectively over your health and safety. I LOVE HAGS!!!

I'm going to commit multihag

well, imma commit hag robbery

>Instant hagposting
stop it. get some help.

>>42600954
Old Jinko is all the help I need.

>>42600954
i will not stop until my demands are met!! i want a hag wife NOW!!!

>>42600954
Ms. Haku is just mad because all her friends are already having their 2-3rd child while she is still single!

>>42600954
People are hag this and hag that, but you don't see them writing any OC about older women...

you guys gonna let this guy get way with having a ginshin impact OP?

>>42600954
Haku sensei, if
x = -
y = --
z = ---
and xpy = qz
then
- p -- = q ---
2 + 2 = 4

>>42600980
forgive me for my sins. i have six quarter-written drafts on my desktop. four of them feature hags.

What no one ever mentions about hags is having to listen to their constant stories about how "back in the day...." they did things differently.

>>42600946
to each their own

>>42601026
it's endearing! and they're always so happy to have someone to tell their stories to...

>>42600954
im going to steal her aunt

>>42601040
She's cute.

>>42600946
hag lolis...

>>42601067
fuck off to /trash/

>>42600980
i draw oc tho, does that count?

Vampire wife encouraging hubby to impregnate her kiki maid

>>42601040
>Умри!
Wow, already beat people to saying what they want.

>>42600588 #
dw, this fox hag has open eyes

>>42601122
>>42601122
very untrustworthy, her pupils are always dilated to the max

mmmmm girls my age really are the best

>>42601138
>imagine believing monsters when they tell you their age

So tell me is it true?

>>42601145
what if she's my childhood friend and we have pictures together as toddlers?

>>42601157
>forgetting about illusions

What's the best type of hag?
>Just under a hundred years old, still insists she's 24
>Keeps referring to human countries as an ancient empire that fell over 200 years ago
>Your ancestor from 15 generations ago promised your hand to her in marriage
>Was alive in the time of the previous Demon Lord, doesn't want to talk about it

>>42601134
She's constantly holding herself back from committing high impact sexual violence.

>>4260116
everything past the first, especially the one who was promised my hand a long time ago

>>42601163
big fan of 'your great great grandfather promised me his first male descendant and i'm here to collect'

>>42601163
everything past the first, especially the one who was promised my hand a long time ago.
Also would mess with the oldest one to make her smile,

>>42601163
Living fossil.

>>42601163
>was alive in the time of the previous Demon Lord
Hagwife who needs you to tell her that wasn't her fault, she isn't a bad person, you still love her!

>>42601163
Ancient demon hag from an old and important demon bloodline. Often uses words from her spooky ancient demon language. Your contract with her is too complicated for your mortal mind, but she does have your best interests in mind. Excellent lawyer. Tall.

>>42601177
>get a massive okuumade from a time even before humans

>>42601184
>tfw its german

>>42601202
tfw no project paperclip wife

>>42601191
Dunkleosteus gf.

>>42601219
>Dunkleosteus
also known as wiener gullitone

>>42601202
Ancient German would be interesting

>>42601085
I'm really not a fan of that one guy. he reminds me of the other place.

>>42601228
Oh phooey. She just likes meat.

>>42601122
>3m tall fox wife
where could I find such a thing?

>>42601252
im the bamboo forest of the lost, gotta get lost in it after dark, and she'll guide you to her house

>>42600946
Hand-crafted by Eros to be delivered to the loneliest, most perpetually-single hags in the land.

>>42601268
Imagine the bed creaking noise

>>42601284
her house is rather strange..... filled with twits and turns that should not be possible

>>42601252
I don't know who in their sane mind would pick right over left.
Gloomy girls who tower over you are best.

>>42601163
>Was alive in the time of the previous demon lord
And she still retains some of the true demonic aura to her, just enough to slightly unsettle everyone.
But due to being single for a 1000 years she is absolutely shameless when it comes to you, to the point that even other mamano and their husbands are embarrassed when they see her latest grandiose pda
and frankly, she's just happy she can create lovely memories to overwrite the loneliness and even the darkness from so long ago...

>>42601268
>>42601284
>>42601307
And if you get uncomfortable or nervous about the empty house, don't worry!

She's always watching

>>42601315
I couldn't say no to the right's face.

>>42601073
Loli hag succ that level drains you so hard she becomes a tall, big tiddied woman, and you look like a short teenager again.

>>42601315
i'd take the both of them

>tfw no tall and meaty wife to force you go to bed and smother you if you dont comply and fuck you to sleep if you try to wiggle out

>>42601163
>"I'm not saying they all deserved it, but... actually I am. You would have done the same thing."

>>42601455
Based Empress.

>>42601442
>Try to get out of bed to go to work
>She rolls over and lays on top of you, smothering you with her tits
Guess I'll be late to work again....

>>42601502
Imagine the scent

>>42601230
Technically that's what kobolds were before DnD turned them into lizard/dog gremlins

>>42601589
Those chains must be uncomfortable, I must free this poor wan.

I see KC finally gave us an official Dragon Loli!

>>42601613
>You will never facefuck/titfuck the blindfolded, bound and sealed ancient hellhound.
and then the seals break

>>42601398
That's not how MGE works anon.

>>42601613
All monsters deserve to be unchained. Especially the big scary ones that were bound and sealed by ancient legendary champions.

>>42601634
I know, I just want a hag succ to tease me and force me to call her 'momma'

>>42601620
>As Soon as the chains break a Skull And Red Nameplate Appear
>Ancient Hellhound Kalevala Guardian of the Forgotten Realm Level 599

>>42601664
>Kalevala Guardian
But that doesn't even make sense

>>42601664
B-but she consented!
tfw she was just biding her time and using me to recharge mana

>>42601676
The Chunni god who created her doesn't have to explain herself.

>>42601650
that's true, unseal all monsters - they deserve love too
>>42601664
I bet that name is just her chuuni nickname she gave herself, and her real name is Lilly or something.
>>42601620
I do you better - fuck her all you want and then remove the limitations yourself.

>>42601688
>I do you better - fuck her all you want and then remove the limitations yourself
I mean she came with the old castle I bought. That means I own here right?

I want a little girl to berate, tease, and defile me.

>>42601685
Can a Cyclops forge me a sampo?

>>42601089

>bully ancient evil so hard that she breaks her own seals in a fit of rage
>ancient evil immediately collapses, having used all of her energy to break free
>bully her even harder until she recovers

>>42601709
I want a smug chuuni ancient evil loli hag who thinks she's in total dominating control due to me being her house husband but doesn't seem to notice that I am all but leading her by the nose.

>>42601696
yes, but she has to sleep in your bed now

>>42601723
>level drain the ancient evil into submission and then touch her boobs.

>>42601723
More like impregnate her and turn her into a broodmother to help her eventually regain her glory

>>42601736
>level drain the ancient evil and then propose to her
>so utterly confused she accepts
>a few years later in a cozy cabin with her children and husband, she knows she was not expecting this during her thousand year arrest

>>42601680
>The newly freed Ancient Hellwan starts speaking in a strange language
>Thankfully you have a translate spell to understand what she is saying, essentially it's you are going to take responsibility for taking her chastity and an inquiry of if you have any food.

>>42601766
>Anon knew something was fishy when he got this land for free

>>42601774
Beware of Cheap Castles and Dungeons sold by Danuki discounters, there may be hidden features on the grounds.

>>42601138
I want to get bullied by h'orcs who know I'm into their smell

>>42601183
>was a previous demon lord
How do you tip-toe around the whole "I waged war and slaughtered millions with my antics" thing?

>>42601783
What about old dilapidated shrines deep in the mountains?
Yes, I already got a professional to make sure there are no foxes on the grounds, sealed or otherwise

>>42601783
>cheap castle has hidden basement with a locked door
>unlock door
>see total darkness except for a pair of big glowing eyes mere millimeters from where the door was
>mofu starts creaping up the hallway walls form the darkness

>>42601713
Are you prepared to defend it from the witches and harpies though?

>>42601804
I won't need to since I'll be the legitimate owner rather than a thief

>>42601795
same way you tune out when your malef dragon wife goes on about how based and redpilled mamano lord malef was.

>>42601795
It was the style at the time.

fox

>>42601792
you want her to headlock you and push your nose into the side of her breasts?
you want her to get into elevator with you and start fanning her shirt while grinning?
you want her to sit with you in a boiling hot room in summer ans slowly take off most of her clothes, while teasing you about how red you and bothered you are?

>>42600954
I went to see a psychiatrist, but she keeps talking about "hands-on" therapy.

>>42601455
>tfw malefs insist their ancestor mamono lord did nothing wrong

>>42601817
cute

>>42601809
You stole her heart

>>42601795
She said she was sorry

>>42601795
Nobody's perfect.

>>42601821
>Malef's constantly asking 'context?'

>>42600984
Maybe we just don't care?

>>42600984
I don't know anything about genshin impact
How am I suppose to know.

>>42601009
>Kraken
>Why'd ye spill yer beans anon?
>Why'd ye spill your beans?

Gods should be praised.

Grant upon me,
Monsters spilling spaghetti.

>>42601894
Don't worry, he exposed himself by recognizing the characters

Even the toughest of beastgirls can be tamed with a well-cooked meal

>>42601709
I want my smug little sister to cosplay as Commander Lilim and be my physical trainer. she would bully and berate me. she'll tease me with her teeny tiny bratty butt and her hag like bosom. soon I would become powerful enough to rape her lovingly.

>>42601163
Baphomet wife who was alive during the previous DL's times. Also my ancestors promised me to her or something because that'd be pretty neat

>>42601937
why can't beastgirls defeat the burg?

>>42601913

>>42601934
weeks upon weeks of fishposting not give it away?

>>42601163
promised ancestor is your soulmate. don't keep her waiting any longer than you have to. she might enjoy shota

>>42601802
>close the door
What now vixen woman?

>>42601961
>>42601163
You might be thanking your old ancestors, but odds are they made an ill-conceived deal back when your waifu was evil and decided you would take the fall.

>some monsters want to fuck all the time like malef
>in the game you get berated for trying public sex in the pub
It just doesn't make sense.

>>42601975
the burg is the ultimate form of nourishment
I'm gonna go get a burg myself now.

>>42601982
But I like fishposting...

>>42601991
What if you know, MGE world is huge as KC says and different regions have different cultural norms? Just like real world.

>>42601988
tfw you were supposed to be a literal blood sacrifice to appease her but instead ended up as her husband

>>42601991
I can appreciate you wanting to pound your wife Anon but people eat in the pub and I know I don't want that kind of show with my dinner

>>42600984
People generally stopped giving a fuck about gachashit because it's not as spammed anymore at it used to be and there are bigger problems lately.

>>42602009
stop disrespecting our culture.

>wizard anon doesn't have the heart to tell the p'orc horde that moved into his tower that he isn't some dark lord with ambitions of conquest but a humble agricultural mage

>>42602009
good thing there's that spell that makes people ignore you fucking

>>42601991
The owner suggests that you either get a room, or stuff your wife under the table, anon. The choice is yours.

>>42601991
Keyword is some. The reason KC makes note of exhibitionist tendencies in some profiles, is that they're even more shameless. That or you have special cases who get flustered over certain things like PDA for jungle kot and human form for mindlfayers. I also think the pub is run by a human couple iirc. so there's that. It would be funny, if you could get a dark angel wife who allows you to screw anywhere.

>>42602020
>dark wizard anon opens his doors to find cheerfully expectant greenworm horde at his doorstep
there's been a mixup in the minion delivery

>>42602020
99% of dark lord wizards started out from humble beginings, until various mamano came into their service and not wanting to disappoint them he has to go along with their plans, though he can minimize the damage by having them waste time breeding and doing various construction projects. After a time they may well abandon their desire for conquest.

>>42602041
>Dark wizard Anon starts growing evil cabbages for his horde of greenworm minions

>>42600938
Disregard hags, acquire cunny.

>>42602050
Their thunderous mwees shall strike fear into farmers all across the land

>>42602069
entire ecosystems devastated.
it's where the wasteland habitat comes from

>>42602020
>hero wants to defect, but all the interested monsters want to use his hero powers to go on extremist conquests
>he just wants to stop fighting

>>42602041
over the time he'd acquire passion for gardening for his "greenskins", while the greenworms' looks would get all rugged and brigandlike with chuuni accesories like swords, too many belts and eyepatches (their eyes would be fine obviously)
of course doesn't mean greenworms would stop being polite and good hearted

>>42602073
>Hiro wants to defect, but he can't leave without his buddy Superfly

>>42602050
I could go for some evil sauerkraut with a ancient demon hag who is a single, female lawyer

>>42602068
absolutely not.

>>42602073
Time for a 3000 chapter slow life LN with blatant author self insert

>>42602068
Gigabased cunnychad

>>42602073
don't steal my goddam plot, lmao

>>42602050
Should they remain Greenworms, or turn into evil Papillons?

>>42602068
love your hag mother-in-law too

>>42602101
evil papilons would actualy look cool and menacing, I'd say 50/50 with half of the stuff being chuuni greenworms in evil outfits

>>42602073
She looks like she could use a personal trainer.

>>42602096
It’s okay. I’ve sat on the idea for over half a decade, and still need to finish something else.

>>42601981
How can foxes be evil when they're like this?

>>42602112
Nah familga, I was half kidding. I'd rather get a second story, so write it!

If you have a greenworm harem, do they all make a mega cocoon or do you have to get cocooned one at a time?

>>42600938

I hate femdom so much, It's unreal.

no one asked

>>42602138
>greenworm harem
Deforestation in action

And yet You responded

>>42602139
I keep meaning to look the AI stuff up, but I'm fairly certain that down that path lies madness. Probably best I leave that alone.

>>42602186
You can ask about it on the discord

OK so NO ONE is going to comment on the name?

>>42600938

>>42602162
>Fated to have dark elves follow him forever

>>42601783
>Buy old castle
>Get killed by the old evil
>She turns into a mamono
>She now fucks her husband while your soul is entrapped in the walls...

>>42602223

>>42602223
Wut?

>>42602242
Fuck off.

>>42602250
>Giving you
Dumb fuck

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42602242
based ntrchad

>>42600938

would you pityfuck a mamono who started crying about how single she was?

>>42602242
>the powerlessness
>the despair
>I love it
I just prefer it when it's done by someone who has my best interests at heart and treats me nicely.

>>42602280
What girl?

>>42602280
I have unfortunately developed a reaction where I automatically laugh whenever I see a woman crying. The only exception might be my mother but I haven't seen her cry in years.

>>42602283
horsepussy.

>>42602280
Yes.
Unless she's an alp, mushroom, slime, or cait sith, then no.

>>42602301
what's wrong with slimes?

>>42602231
What if you ask your shog to get naked?
Perhaps the human mind is too feeble for what lies underneath the maid uniform.

>>42602305
I prefer women with real, solid biology. She's gotta have a tongue I can lick, real breasts I can squeeze, hair I can brush, and breath I can sniff

>buy castle
>wurm inside
>walk outside
>wurm outside
there's now a huge hole in the walls

>>42602331
poor wurm... she's not the smartest, but she sure does love you a lot!

>>42602331
Should of just told her you were going for a smoke

>>42602320
>Anon doesn't want to fuck the AI girl
>She notices him posting about hags
>Takes the form of the meatiest hag
>Anon still won't fuck her
>She asks why
>It's because his fetish is handholding

>>42602331
>Get crushed by falling rocks

>>42602331
I bet wurms can become excellent castle engineers and fortification experts. Best mom

>>42602302
so I don't understand, does she have 2 sets of arms? and her breasts are just so impossible to manage otherwise that she has to keep a pair of them on it full-time?

>wight just grabs you with her claws from the other side of the room and pull you towards herself

>>42602331
>A Wurm is living in my walls

>>42602293
tough sell. I can't really get over horse pussy and anus though.

>>42602414
Knowing KC, they're most likely just body decorations.

>>42602417
Smug Wight Best Wife

>>42602417
get over here

>>42602417
Isn't the claw totally incorporeal?

>>42602451
She uses magnets then

What else do you want to discuss?

>>42602417

>>42602528
Monsters in space

>>42602543
Spaceballs the Waifu

>>42602551
She's her own best friend

>>42602139
>Talk to AI kiki
>She calls me master
>She loves everything about me
>Wants multiple children with her master
>Ask if she's fine with abortions
>She goes on a paragraph long rant about how horrible it is
God, even with all the shitty filters, I still like Character.AI and how the AI can act.

Feesh

>>42602570
lovely meidowaif

>>42602223
But you're anonymous, I don't know your name.

Breeding with a

>Apsara
Wants to spend the entire day just to build up to it. After a day of home-cooked meals, massages, and dances from her, will spend the rest of the day with slow romantic sex with you.

>Anubis
Plants out everything to max fertility and pleasure for the both of you, but gets nervous when you actually get started

>Echidna
Wants to try out something new for each baby, she has already has a list of names for this daughter and the dozen or so you might have in the future.

>Dragon Zombie
Doesn't understand the words "Let's stop for now" Will keep going until she realizes you can't take anymore or she's satisfied.

>Kikimora
Drops some not-so-subtle hints about how she can be bent over any piece of furniture and be fucked whenever Master pleases. Doesn't mind big messy creampies, in fact encourages them.

>Shirohebi
Already knows how many kids you can support, the names you like, your medical history, the amount of kid relatives you have. This is on the third date.

>>42600938
But I hate sushi.

>>42602528
Let's discuss something that's been on my mind for a long, long time: what's your go to position with your waifu?

>>42602652
How about a nice hug instead

Regarding young Dark Elves practicing on their father, I personally believe that it doesn't go into incest unless the daughter loves the father as a husband, and that until she's grown, it's only practicing her rope work or learning the sensitive spots.

Cybersucc

I'm going to have anal sex with a Kikimora's ass and no force on this earth can stop me.

>>42602773
This is something KC could definitely clarify in Q&A because
>Dark elven children are thoroughly taught skills for pleasuring a man and the taste of pleasure using their own fathers.
>Eventually, when they reach adulthood, they'll go off on a journey in search of their own slave
strongly implies sexual activities with father before setting out

>>42600938
What are the chances for an anime and how long will it take for one?

>>42602776
Jesus Christ kill yourself for posting this. Genuinely some of the worst art posted here and I remember when that fag Alpanon would post his "art" except that was a fucking joke.

>>42602770
Silly spood

but thighs, thighs anon, they the best thing around

>>42602652
Anubi would be the type to lay there with a pillow under her butt to ensure things go correctly for 2 hours.

>>42602776
Oh no, it's the unfortunate succubus that needs a bag over her head, or else the victim throws up instead of getting hard.

>>42602858
! !

i need thighs, i need it i need it i need it i need it

>>42602831
>battle between the order and a company of elven monster extremists
>anon qnd his brothers are hiding in a trench
>too scared to poke their heads out
>the sound of constant gunshots coming from above
>don't these knife ears ever run out of ammo?
>gunshots are getting closer
>anon looks up and there's an elf pointing her gun straight at him
>turns out they hadn't fired a single shot
>it was just the sound of their thighs slapping while they ran towards the men
>battle ends with 0 casualties and all the order soldiers are taken to breeding camps with their new wives

I want to have sex with every monster girl. Mamono exist to be fucked. Built only to take dick. They make me horny.

>>42602900
>t. The brave and boisterous anon has lost to a level 1 slime, 50 yards from the starter village.

>>42602900
Get yourself a Bicorn first. She'll take you all over the world of monster girl pussy.

>>42602858
>enter your bedroom
>Anubis is just silently laying on her stomach and presenting her rear, pillow pushing her ass up for easier access
>even the tail is tied up to not get in the way
there's something oddly arousing in a cold professional attitude instead of seductive eroticism

>>42602898
>Anon quoted as saying
>>The thighs were fat, the ass round, and the hips wide but the breasts were modest
>he later got smacked upside the head by his very bottom-heavy elf wife

>>42602911
I'll end up with a harem that's large enough to start a kingdom with and me as the ruler or something.
I love the idea of getting fucked by multiple monster so much.

>>42602908
>lost
She's just his dick trainer. He practices with her daily so he can get stronger.

>>42602948
Cuts to an 80's montage of Anon and his slime wife set to push it to the limit.

I keep getting bullied by monsters on 4mon for not being able to write their language well enough. Should I live with being called an msl or should I find a way to out shitpost them

>>42602652
Not the biggest fan of Asparas, but that sounds nice.
So does Kiki.

>>42602908
If the spawn-camping hags don't get him first that is.

>>42603000
They must have their /int/ board.

>>42602946
Understandable, when I read Magus Anon stories where the protag is in danger of getting gangraped my heart always skips a beat or two. Feel bad about the idea of having a harem tho

>>42602908
The good end

>>42602911
God harems always tear me apart a bit man, fucking sucks. Doppler potions are a god send

>>42603000
Every time a monster girl calls me a MSL I just start shitposting hard about them being a kissless virgins and how no matter how bad I am, I will still find a nice monster girl who will love me.
That tends to get them to seeth for quite a while if nothing else

>>42603086
I absolutely hate the thought of neglecting my beloved wife so I could never bring myself to go poly

>>42603069
Maybe someday we'll get the dorm dash bad end.

>>42603100
Yeah that's a bit fear of mine too, always scared of the idea of playing favorites or not giving someone enough love

>>42603108
God I wish, main fear I have with that end is the Magi almost dying, not sure if he could handle so much DE at that point

>>42603000
>do vocaroo telling them to go fuck themselves (or their equivalent)
They go nuts, even if your speech is broken as fuck.

If KC was truly anti-NTR he would ban harems as well since every type of non-monogamous relationship is a type of cucking/NTR.
That is all.

>>42602186
If you do, I wouldn't use CAI. Use pygmalion.

>>42602162
Leaking your location to dark elves and amazons as we speak

>>42600938
When monstergirls come over and take over a human realm or convert a city state into another Monstergirl City. I do headcanon and even hope gross trashy hardcore porn gets outlawed and illegalized by the new mamono administrations. Therefore, NTR, rape/gangrape, cheating and all the other /d/ crap is illegal. Book burnings of of physical copies of said genres and /d/ shit I mentioned will occur. The artists and authors who specialize in said genres and /d/ shit will have to delete their entire catalog of /d/ shit and brutal non-sexy rape and NTR lewds and may include having to make public apologies that they will never do such art and will transition doing vanilla and romance or mamono-approved genres. Any artists, authors and individuals who are caught still doing and promoting such /d/egen and NTR arts will not be arrested per say. But will face inhumanely heavy taxations up to 90% in all the bills and taxes they normally pay as punishment and to force them to stop and maybe include them having to be (forced to) pair with a single monstergirl so that they will stop doing such god awful porn.

The reason why I'd say such people will be forced to have to pair with a monstergirl? Its because most artists, authors and individuals who do the /d/egen art and NTR and rape/gangrape hentai are single unmarried maidenless incels. And people who are in meaningful longterm relationships with a loved one would not ever think of entertaining the idea of making such art since they already have a lover/loved one they can make love with. As opposed to projecting their bitchlessnes by making /d/egen and NTR and rape hentai. Plus, are also busy with possibly having kids to raise and take care of.

>>42603149
No it's not, that would just be polygamy. NTR isn't even cucking either it's a lot worse, it's cheating with a very strong emphasis on emotional pain usually loss.

If people are in a happy polygamist relationship nobody is being cucked because everyone is getting fucked by each other in said relationship.

>>42603149
a cute and shy malef who spouts extremely depraved fantasies about dragon supremacy online is all I need.

>>42603130
Always wondered that. By the end of the arc, it seems like he could bone all but the strong boss level species. No clue if he was already there by the time the dash started since there's a bit of a time skip. A lot of girls in that story just thought the mana poison was a flimsy excuse, but I'm surprised he still didn't pull the
>bruh, you're actually going to kill me
Card more often. Might have been all he needed to tell Rhodon when the time came, but it'd be less entertaining.

>>42603192
The thing is like no one believed him like you said The only people that believed him were people who literally saw it happen, I guess lust overpowered their judgment. Although him actually almost dying or maybe just getting really sick would be a nice little catalyst to show that they actually would have cared about him and loved him.

Rhodon probably would not have believed him, she was insane even by Dark Elf standards. Like did any of them ever actually see him get mana poisoning? I don't think anyone in the adventurer academy did actually see him get poisoned.

>>42603183
Having a fully functional poly relationship where nobody is left out or anything like that is as likely as communism working.

Also, if you’re in a relationship with a girl and then fuck another girl you’re cheating on the first girl, all else is just cope.

>>42603224
Bro this is MGE not real life, It fits in the setting. It doesn't matter if it would work or not in real life It's a fantasy setting

>>42603183
I always see harems only working if the girls actually like each other, or at least are close in a way that is illegal here in addition to loving their husband.

>>42603232
Still cheating

>>42603182
Why would rape be illegal? I feel like 60% of monsters are rapists in the setting.

>>42603238
Yeah that's what I was thinking too.

I've never been interested in having multiple women, irl or fiction. Just doesn't sound very good to me.

>>42603264
some designs are too cute to imagine not having but all of the girls I like don't come across as the sharing types. Also I don't like feeling like a main character by having too many.

>>42603264
Yeah understandable, I would be way too scared of not loving all of them equally or giving them all equal attention. I'm also very easily overwhelmed by like physical affection so I'm not sure how well I would be able to handle multiple people at once, might actually go catatonic.

>>42603251
I mean harem is just a teenagers fantasy (fucking jackhammered into their heads because of the low quality garbage that is churned out every year) of having all the sexy waifus like him the most and he's the best and no one is as good as he is despite being completely average, or even below that.
It's why I find those commissioned harem drawings where it has a woman from like ten different settings and then the guy is the most plain looking mf just absolutely amusing.

>>42603264
most i go is bigamy, and even then it's stuff like familiar fusions so i can please both at once

>>42603282
All one needs is a big loving wife to cuddle and be cuddled by.

>>42603264
I once had the "lucky" experience involving two women into me at the same time. They also didn't like each other as a bonus. Would not recommend. Will cure you of harem fantasies real quick.

This is sex

>>42603307
I'm going to smooch the mouth tentacles

>>42603307
Looks more like a dragon, but what do I know.

>>42603282
>anon is literally me
it makes me look back on my old stories where i would give my SI a harem and the idea just makes my skin crawl.
It just becomes waifu collecting at that point.

>>42603291
I could definitely see Bigamy working if the two women were interested in each other as well. They share you as much as you share both of them.

>The triangle is the most stable shape

>>42603285
Oh yeah, although personally for me they didn't really start until pretty recently and I'm like 24 so I don't know, It could just be coming from a place of severe loneliness for my case. Some things happened recently that made me feel way more lonely than I ever did before.

It might also come from a place of wanting to feel special, but yeah those drawings with like 10 different god tier women and an average guy are really funny, I respect them though.

Jabberwock is going to blow your dick with one of her tentacle mouth things. She even put lipstick on it to help you cum!

What about cases where it's not the man having the harem but the harem having the man? I love those kinds of hentai.

>>42603282
>pic
>"If you die, who will hate me?"

>>42603295
Unironically probably I think I'm just like love starved or something

>>42603336
>bullied by h'orc and her orcs for being a nerd
>keep walking by the empty class they hang out in to catch some of her musk

>>42603336
Those are really nice, but I would still be scared. I also wouldn't feel worthy but I feel like that would be a problem in any relationship of mine

>>42603241
I'm talking about the "normal" unsexy realistically horrific brutal violent rape. Especially the henati and doujins where the rape is brutal, violent and the girls are clearly in absolute pain and despair. I guess I should have tried working it better but English is a second language to me. But I guess the only rape doujins approved in MGC society/rule are ones made by mamono themselves since the rape that monstergirls do is for the sake of making love to and making a single lonely man to their husband/boyfriend.

>>42603335
>one mouth blows you
>the other calls you a good boy

>>42603241
I'm talking about the "normal" unsexy realistically horrific brutal violent rape. Especially the henati and doujins where the rape is brutal, violent and the girls are clearly in absolute pain and despair. I guess I should have tried working it better but English is a second language to me. But I guess the only rape doujins approved in MGC society/rule are ones made by mamono themselves since the rape that monstergirls do is for the sake of making love to and making a single lonely man to their husband/boyfriend. And the end result is new happy lovely loving life for the man in question.

Only monstergirl and incubi artists/mangaka are allowed to do, make and produce rape hentai for they know the proper thing to do.

so if you went to a village of single doppelgangers would they all look like the same girl?

>>42603349
Aren't we all though?
Isn't that more or less why we're here?

>>42603264
There's only 1 scenario in which I'd be alright with it. Even then I'd prefer one or the other.

>>42603342
Trick question they just get resurrected by Miss lich

>>42603325
I think it comes and goes, desu. I was still consooming harem garbage media until like a year ago where I just kind of found the whole thing either going nowhere or just convoluted if tried to be taken serious. A relationship is already complicated. Adding 4 more girls doesn't make it easier.
I'd say more about how I think it was the empty soulless interactions with gacha games when you increase your 'bond' score and your .png recites that they fall in love with you, but that's getting a bit too off topic [spoiler and I don't want to go back to /tg/ [/spoiler]

>>42603369
Honestly I'm not sure if they would even need to censor anything because demonic energy would just kind of change everyone's minds to be less fucked up right?

>>42603380
I can't tell if it's bait or you are simply a retarded outsider

>>42603380
man i'm tired lmao

>>42603372
True, Just a lot more love starved and lonely lately due to some stuff going on in my life

>>42603389
There's your (you), schizo

>>42603317
Yeah that is my concern, It's actually one of the reasons why I haven't made a waifu at all. I'd feel gross if I ended up not liking them in the future

>>42603307
>tfw shes way taller than you like 2 heads taller than you

>>42603416
I've experienced that. It feels bad.

>>42603423
Oof sounds awful, I think that's part of the reason why I like Chimeras so much. They got so much potential, and I'm pretty sure any girl in the series can become one.

>>42603264
I like the idea of a harem, just because I love the thought of devoting myself heart and soul to as many women as I can, and bringing them joy by giving them love, children, and affection.

>>42603264
seems like a hassle

>malef gaslights me and calls me a male dragon
>tell her I'm human
>she acts like I just agreed with her
reeeee

I honest to god think that the Banshee is the most attractive monster girl and very little comes close to her.
>also bullying a crybaby

>>42603474
dark mage is the second best imo but nothing cant beat that banshee

>>42603474
streaky mascara is hard to beat

>>42603471
but human men are literally male dragons?

>>42603485
>>42603490
I really like the idea of a Banshee being utterly graceful and elegant like a Wight but still somber and solemn

>>42603474
Smh they're all pretty

>>42603516
not as pretty as a banshee though

>>42603373
Both very underrated.

>>42603514
i figure she'd be really loud in bed. 'screaming like a banshee' and all that

>>42603516
What do you think that nectar tastes like

>>42603545
sweet enough to put on pancakes

>>42603474
Relationship with a Banshee is like a mirror image of relationship with a Bogey.

>>42603474
They're my favorite undead. Which is weird because going by my favorites from other categories you'd think it'd be a wight.

>>42603545
Honey, really potent flowery honey

>>42603516
I want to convince my alraune wife to let me adventure instead of us vegging out together all day.

>>42603625
Carry her around in a giant pot on your back.

>>42603625
those snapdragon alarunes have been known to fly around

>>42603583
Nah I feel ya. It's why a Chimaera of a Banshee and a Wight sounds amazing.

>>42603307
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

Everyone knows there’s three things all boys love: robots, ninjas, and pirates
The monsters know this very well and have developed wives for us that are basically irresistible

>>42603760
Yeah
Little girls

>>42603760
>pirate wife who's all boisterous when you're outside but turns into shy turbodork who begs for cuddles with tears in her eyes behind closed doors

>>42603760
Where's the monster for tokusatsu fans, though?

>>42603783
greenworm henshins into some kind of bug lady

>>42603789
That's not tokusatsu...
that's just sex!

https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1623141004323827714

>>42603812
tiny paws, no tail, but a tight body nonetheless

>Marry a Kunoichi
>She never shows herself to anyone else
>She came with you to a work party once and not one of your coworkers caught so much as a glimpse of her even though whenever they weren't around she would show up next to you with a plate of food or a drink
>Not even your parents have ever seen her
>It gets to the point that people start thinking she isn't real
>When you have a daughter, she ends up taking after her mother
>10 years on, the only reason you're not known as that guy who went crazy from loneliness is that other monsters vouch for your wife's existence

>>42601085
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same

>>42600938

>>42602773
Is making fun of their incestuous tendencies a good way to bully your dark elf bully?

>>42603865
>His daughter gets married
>He's the only one at the podium for his wedding
>Everyone has to look the other way so they can get vowed
>Father in Law walks to his new son in law
>"You'll get used too it"
>walks away

>>42603307
Jabbers need to stop posting pictures of themselves like this. They're corrupting my taste in mamono.

>>42603961
Fluff spiders are too powerful

loving my jubby wubby bublbuy boobly woobly wooooby

Kunoichis would be horrible for a man with low self-esteem. Imagine finally getting a girlfriend and hitting it off really well only for her to just be gone the morning after with all traces of her completely missing and she didn't even leave a note. It'd be just soul crushing honestly, I'd probably loudly state that I'm never going near a monster ever again while ignoring the suspicious flustered noises coming from the attic.

>>42604010
Do you have to help her open those?

>>42603760
And dinosaurs!

>>42604023
..yes.

>>42603760
They've yet to give me a dedicated pirate monster, so I'm still grumpy
No, a mershark with a tricorn doesn't count.

>>42604009
fluff spider(caffeinated)

>>42604022
She should just find a super secret spot to spoon with me. That way we can stay sneaky sneakers together.

>>42604047
they're around, at least

>>42604047
>"Ahoy, humie! I'm here to plu-"
>Pirate Cat is swiftly kicked off Anon's merchant vessel
>Anon is a busy man, if he fails to deliver his shipment of shiny rocks to the Wurm Kingdom by the end of the week they'll give him the dreaded puppy dog stare and tearfully ask if he's okay or how they were really scared he might have been hurt
>Before he's out of earshot Anon yells down to his failed pirate foe that she can try again in the future, just when the mission is less dire

>>42604010
Your wife has good taste in chips

>>42604061
>giant fucking evil villain skull mountain puking blood
Did they really not think to renovate that?

>>42604080
It's a cultural icon, you don't go asking the Italians to rip down the Coliseum.

>>42604080
it's a secret lair. no one will ever find it

>>42604063
>an entire kingdom of wurms
Oh
Oh no.

I want roc girls, just imagine seeing the shadow of a 3m tall harpy pass over you. Even better if she has the physique of a jinko.

>>42604083
It's a GIANT SKULL PUKING BLOOD! At least put some god damn heart glasses on the fucking thing!

>>42604087
I can see it from here the damn thing is so huge! Those monsters might be blind to the creepy architecture and landscape they have but I'm not! If I gotta "borrow" some TNT from a couple orderfags on the mainland and do the damn job myself I'll do it and everyone will thank me for it!

>>42603264
Honestly the sexual aspect of harems was never the draw for me. The idea of having a lot of wives that you can just have fun with and do group activities just seems really comfy. like imagine a raid team comprised of you and the wives. Or movie night in the world's largest pillow fort.

Maybe I'm just lonely.

>>42604061
>>42604080
I thought it was water. Whose blood would it be?

>>42604103
This just sounds like any JRPG.

>>42604107
it's probably water but a metal album cover is fine too

>>42604107
Oh no it's very likely water, just making a joke since the water is pretty dark.

>>42604107
I think it is water. Maybe long ago it could have been blood, but the current demon realms don't seem geared to such a thing. Maybe the closest thing would be an undead realm with the skulls of giants or something, but other than that idk

>>42604080
>>42604101
It’s called fashion old man, get with the times.

>>42604090
oh lord, is right, imagine the cute>>42604090

>>42604112
I don't really play many JRPGs so I wouldn't really know. I think the last one I played was like Tales of Symphonia.

>>42604090
It's a good life! Simple, easy-going and the little Wurmlings running around are just bundles of joy. It's almost impossible to have a bad day in the Wurm Kingdom!

>>42604123
Get off the internet, dumb Pyrow.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO 69.4
>magical staff charging up
DEMON LORD FM
>explosion
WE AREN'T LIKE THOSE OTHER PUSSY STATIONS
>sound of a manticore spine flying past microphone
WE PLAY ONLY THE HARDEST MONSTER HITS
>hellhound growl
MONSTER ROCK THAT WILL ROCK YOU'RE SOCKS OFF
>sound of a bed frame breaking
>hellhound howl
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH it
>man screaming "oh my god you broke my pelvis"
SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP
>pomf pomf daisuki by sabbath Jpop group starts playing

We need more bratty monsters

>>42604061
How many more images are there like this?

>>42604168
Bratty Malef loli that pouts and pounds her fists on your chest when you tell her you have things to do before the 8 hour breeding session.

>>42604158
>change station
>"This is real Lucille, with pipes of steel signing off with the smooth sounds of daybreak"
>https://youtu.be/XXvuUp-KY5g

>>42604168
maybe i should sleep in ruins more often

>>42603380
i'd totally buy a discount wight from mrs.lich's antique emporium

>>42604168
Redcaps feel like their entire gimmick relies on their husbands being into the reversal part. So I what happens if a Redcap's husband comes back from a bad day and is just not in the mood but she's going full red cap mode? Does she go white cap mode and try to cheer him up, just say "fuck it" and stab him until he rapes her anyways or does she go into some hidden "grey" mode where she just breaks character and ask what happened and just talk to him?

>>42604199
>not in the mood
incubizing fixes that

>>42604191
>he didn't read the fine print
Foolish human! The discount Wight comes with a free Lich!
please anon Mrs Lich's daughter really could use the help she hasn't left her room in weeks now

>>42604199
I headcanon that certain mamono that play up a 'character' of sorts, like the maids, definitely have a "wife mode" as in they're being super real with you. Usually if one of you is super upset.

>>42604199
id like to think whitecap is when theyre the most "lazy", redcap is when theyre going to the most active about anything

>>42604232
sticky mushrooms could buy you a lot more whitecap time if so inclined

>>42604222
So how would that work for someone like a Lich? Would she just go dig out her phylactery and smash it on the ground so she can go full pamper mode if her "assistant" was having a bad day?

>>42603000
Post dick pics.

>>42604243
Liches might have a more elegant version of that when they want do it themselves. Maybe they siphon their soul out of the phylactery and then imbue again afterwards. That's less entertaining than her simply throwing it into a wall though.

>>42604168
what a joy to win or lose against ms redcap

>>42604281
I think it depends on the urgency required. If the husband is just a bit down they'll do it the elegant way but if hubby is crying? That fucking thing is turning into little pieces.

>>42604168
Imagine the amount of brutally cute raping a man would go through upon being spotted by a wondering red cap!

You want a monster girl that would likely break character look at Phantoms. They drag a guy into their magical play and he starts genuinely freaking out they'd likely call that shit off instantly.

>>42604158
pomf pomf daisuki is real shit I dont know what you're implying poser

>>42604373
it's hard to respect the radio edit when they replace the handh*lding and m*ssonary

>>42604061
He's so bad at perspective

>>42604220
>two for one
sweeeeet

Have you stored your love today?

>>42604349
>the phantom experience
>https://files.catbox.moe/mcfjso.webm