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>>42666810
>Who do you like more?
Marisa
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?
Marisa
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
Marisa
>Who do you think would make the best wife?
Marisa
>B-but
Marisa

>>42666833
>Dubs of truth
Well, everybody out, thread is closed

>>42666810
Patchouli best witch.

>>42666810
>Who do you like more?
Umm...
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?Patchouli seems to be the most powerful, or, at the very least, the one who has better control of magic. She can use all elements (arcane, fire, frost, water, etc), she also seems to be the smartest of the three (but I bet her common sense is pretty low)
Marisa seems the most cunning, and magically active of the three.
Alice is the most creative, and the wisest.
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
I doubt Marisa would have the patience to have an student. Patchouli would be tempting, but I wouldn't be paying visits to the SDM even if I got payed for it.
Alice it is.
>Spoiler
Alice. Marisa is too much of a free spirit to tie the knot easily, and Patchouli has strong vibes of being an uncaring person.

>>42666810
>Who do you like more?
Umm...
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?
Patchouli seems to be the most powerful, or, at the very least, the one who has better control of magic. She can use all elements (arcane, fire, frost, water, etc), she also seems to be the smartest of the three (but I bet her common sense is pretty low)
Marisa seems the most cunning, and magically active of the three.
Alice is the most creative, and the wisest.
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
I doubt Marisa would have the patience to have an student. Patchouli would be tempting, but I wouldn't be paying visits to the SDM even if I got payed for it.
Alice it is.
>Spoiler
Alice. Marisa is too much of a free spirit to tie the knot easily, and Patchouli has strong vibes of being an uncaring person.

1. Patchy
2. Patchy is the wisest, Marisa the most cunning/skilled, Alice the smartest (thanks to her autism).
3. Patchy.
4. Patchy.

>>42666810
>Who do you like more?
Umm...
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?
Patchouli seems to be the most powerful, or, at the very least, the one who has better control of magic. She can use all elements (arcane, fire, frost, water, etc), she also seems to be the smartest of the three (but I bet her common sense is pretty low)
Marisa seems the most cunning, and magically active of the three.
Alice is the most creative, and the wisest.
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
I doubt Marisa would have the patience to have an student. Patchouli would be tempting, but I wouldn't be paying visits to the SDM even if I got payed for it.
Alice seems to have the perfect qualities to be a teacher: patience, kindness, well-mannered... So Alice.
>Spoiler
Alice. Marisa is too much of a free spirit to tie the knot easily, and Patchouli has strong vibes of being an uncaring person. Alice seems the most mature and balanced of the three: she will care a lot about you, unlike Patchy, but without letting her freedom or yours to get damaged, avoiding space problems in the future, and seems to be warm hearted but not explosively so, unlike Marisa

None of them are in my top 10 but out of the 3 I like Alice the most, I guess I relate to her since I like antique things and dolls fall into the category

>>42666810
You must be sorry

>>42666810
Patche for all of them

Patchouli is the worst because she is a shut-in fatso.

>>42666810
Alice for all questions.
Patchouli has more knowledge, and Marisa is an expert in using brute force, but Alice has a more strategic vision. That's why I like to play with her in fighting games. It's just great to control a general who in turn controls his troops.

>>42671598
Wherever there are fatties to be bullied, Mai will be there.

>>42666810
>Who do you like more?
alice
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?
don't care
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
alice
>Who do you think would make the best wife?
A
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>Who do you like more?
Probably Patchy but I still like the other two plenty.
>Who do you think is more powerful/smarter/wise/cunning/etc?
Patchouli has the most knowledge and experience. She was born a magician and has been in the magic game longer than the other two. I doubt magicians last long without a good sense of wisdom to temper their curiosity. Thanks to her ties with the SDM, she has access to far more resources than the other two. However her physical ailments greatly limit her power.
Alice may have the most raw magic power in the long run, if her Grimoire and relation to Shinki are still canon. But she is also freshly-turned. Alice is undoubtedly the most dexterous of the three given her talent for puppeteering and likely has the best kinesthetic sense to go with it.
Marisa is the most willing and eager which she needs as a human. She may be the most observant of the three, given her inclination to copy moves from others. Unfortunately her haste and greed are also why she is the most likely to cast something dangerous or short-sighted.
>Who would you like to teach you about magic?
Patchouli would not be eager for a student because it would cut into her own personal study time and put another person regularly in her space. She might not mind taking you on as an assitant but learning would be mostly through observation and personal study. That said, learning under her would be a very scientific and by-the-book approach.
I'm not sure how Alice would go about it. Teaching someone is a bigger commitment than sheltering someone who is lost for a night. Her magic is likely hard for someone without her dexterity to replicate. She would still be aware of how it felt to be human.
Marisa would probably make for a poor teacher but is the most amiable of the three.
>Who do you think would make the best wife?
Patchouli is a hopeless academic married to her study. Housework is tended to by the SDM's maids. Living at the SDM would be an adventure of its own.
Marrying Marisa would mean she would either have to retire from magic or be a neglectful wife/mother because she wouldn't be able to keep up her practice with her new responsibilities.
Alice would probably be best. She's accustomed to living on her own and keeping tidy even with her massive doll collection. She doesn't have the shortness of life of a human so she can study magic at her own pace.

>>42680118
Oh please anon, Mai does not discriminate against fatties, she bullies everyone equally!

>>42682417
>Thanks to her ties with the SDM, she has access to far more resources than the other two.
She might be the smartest, but putting yourself under the servitude of two vampires just to satisfy more of your curiosity is not wise at all.

>>42666810
Alice is the most marriagable of the three

>>42666810
Marisa is the Maiden
Alice is the Mother
And Patchouli is the Hag

>>42683647
>putting yourself under the servitude of two vampires just to satisfy more of your curiosity is not wise at all
Elaborate

>>42682431
Mai has a lifetime's worth of experience on bullying Alice. She is an expert magician bully, and would absolutely destroy the self-esteems of Alice's friends who aren't used to her.

>>42666810
Y-yeah.. witches.. I like all three of them at the same time..

>>42683826
Vampires are bad news, its like working for a mobster

>>42683647
>under the servitude
Patchouli and Remilia have an actual friendship. Patchy is not a servant or hired magician and has no contract binding her to stay. But why would she leave? She has a sweet gig going. She has a room, room service, a massive library, freedom to experiment and a wealthy and powerful best friend.

>>42666810
the horny one

>>42692287
Thats me.

What are their fetishes?

>>42694094
whatever you call this

>>42689337
>Being friends with vampires
even worse

>>42698527
Witches are known for associating with devils. Patchy is just a little more literal than Alice (Shinki) or Marisa (Mima).

>>42700331

>>42694094

>>42700331
>>42700123
I love Marisa getting cucked. That's what she deserves.

>>42666810
Patchi is the one who knows more about magic, but its heavily implied that she barely sees any action, being inside the library and all of that, and in utility magic, Sakuya amd her maids do verything for her, which makes her magical power rather stunted for the lack of actual use.
She's not that powerful, at least compared to Marisa, and Alice.

>>42719402
She is actually proactive if it means learning or testing something related to magic so I doubt her magical powers are stunted.

>>42720269
Good point, but you can practice with guns in your yard, and reach good skill with them, but you need way more than that to survive an actual gunfight. The same can be applied to Patchy

patchouli because she is cute
patchouli because she is cute
patchouli because she is cute
patchouli because she is cute

>>42726084

>>42666810
>more powerful
Alice. It's canon that Alice outright has never showed her real power, and her puppetry is just a hobby. Being a creation of Makai would grant her pretty potent magical power.
>smarter
Patchouli, easily. There's no question about it, she literally spends everyday on a library.
>wise
Probably also Patchouli. Read Patchy wrecking Satori in CDS.
>cunning
Marisa, and with no doubt in my mind.
>teacher
Marisa. Alice is way more dangerous than she lets on considering past interviews, and Patchy is Patchy.
>spoiler
No idea. If they're magically in love with you, I'd imagine the best one would be Alice. Marisa would be outside all the time and I can't imagine Patchouli caring more for you than for books.

>>42726084
Is there anything cuter than the normally stoic and taciturn Patchouli letting her guard down and revealing a mild annoyance?
There is no Patchouli cuter than Poutchouli.

>>42729505

>>42726084
Good points.

>>42666810
the virgin one

>>42739412
none

>>42714342
Why does she deserve it?

>>42666810
the three of them pale before the actual strongest magician in the series

>>42666810
Marisa is a human, not a witch.

>>42739412
It's unrealistic to think that a mature witch is a virgin.

>>42753642
false only virgins have magic power

>>42758552
Cherry magic