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Yandere Youkai discussion.
Come get your random 2hu who is madly in love with you here!
https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

Previous thread: >>42837165

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>>42905367
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Don't stick your dick in crazy

>> No.42905401

>>42905367
I got Eirin, who will probably just incessantly drug me

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>>42905391
Fucked up the image, sorry

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Trying to escape the clutches of an obsessive Angel but she prevents your escape attempts by just talking about them!

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Flan, stop breaking out of my PC! This is my 5th monitor this month!

>> No.42906305

>>42905391
i'm going to stick my dick in crazy

>> No.42906381

>Reisen
She'd probably manipulate my wavelengths when I'm with her so much that being with anyone else would feel wrong, very wrong. Imagine being reduced to a childlike state in your adulthood, experiencing bliss and comfort of the kind you once had (or dreamed of having if your childhood was shit) and then leaving, going out and feeling a very strong sense of wrongness and alienness. Extra points if Reisen stalks me and induces madness and insanity into the ones she suspects of getting close to me, using her abilities to traumatize me through these girls, only to cure me when I'm with her.

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>>42905367
>https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Her chest is too flat to be a yandere. I am safe.

>> No.42906915
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>>42906877
>The STRONGEST fairy is obsessed over you
>"too flat"
Anon, the only reason fairies don't actually do anything is because they have MASSIVE ADHD.
Remove that, and get one hyper focussed, and you have an insane stalker that literally cannot die, meaning you cannot escape *ever*
Truly the strongest yandere
'tene for publicity.

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>>42906915
Even if she was a yandere, which she isn't, if I started dating a girl with boobs she'll be too intimidated by the massive chest melons to make a move.

>> No.42907020

>>42907000
Why would Gensokyo's supreme overlord worry about some bimbo?

>> No.42907027
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>>42907000
Nature finds a way, and fairies are pure nature.
Besides Cirno is too dumb to be intimidated by anyone.

>> No.42907093

>>42906915
Well how long does it take them to respawn if you kill one?

>> No.42907137

I'm going to Mystia

>> No.42907142
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>>42907093
SA "zombie" fairies suggest just a few seconds, and GFW Cirno does too, but it's dependent on the fairy's motivation. Which would propably be very high at all times.
Assuming they actually even die in those situations, that is.

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>>42907137
You are Mystia

>> No.42907165

>>42907093
Not long enough
>>42907000
Trips of truth, but we have determined Cirno is a yandere, by simple fact of us making her one and that being the whole point of the exercise, (9).
And I laugh at you for thinking Cirno will not see this newcomer as a challenge, one that she *will absolutely not get tired or bored from trying over and over again*
Face it, Cirno will win by simply wearing down any opponent over however long it takes, until you can be the Ice King to her Queen of cold.

>> No.42907197

>>42907165
However an anon has endless reason to resist Cirno's advances lest he be known as the king of the fairies
a fate worse than death

>> No.42907494

>>42907197
if i have free reign to do anything to any fairy i wouldnt mind being king of the fairies

>> No.42907737

>>42905367
>benben
Yeah I’m gonna be A-okay she’s not scary and can’t do a single thing to me!

>> No.42907805

>>42905367
>akyuu
guess i'll hide for a few years

>> No.42907862

>>42907805
You probably don't even need to hide.

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>>42905384
Youmu is gonna rape you!

>> No.42907936

>>42907927
Would making fun of Youmu for being a dork to her face make her lose her interest?

>> No.42907939

>>42907927
Not if i rape her first!

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>>42907936
You'd just excite her even more!

>>42907939
Good luck with that!

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>Ran
Yukari please retrieve your fox, I don't like the way she's looking at me!

>> No.42908098

>>42908071
All fox are secks fox.
have fun!

>> No.42908117

>>42905367
Stop continuing these trash threads, discuss something actually interesting like grimsokyo for example

>> No.42908166

>>42908117
"No guys trust me, talking about how all youkai are just gonna eat you instantly while disregarding canon entirely is way more fun"
2/10 bait, made me reply

>> No.42908168

>>42908117
Please stop baiting, anon made the thread way too early but let's not start drowning the board with shitposts, okay?

>> No.42908185

>>42907998
She's into being insulted?

>> No.42910661

Dead

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>> No.42911370

>>42911360
Offering Suika some water so she doesn't wake up hung over because she is clearly drunk as SHIT!

>> No.42911553
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You've always heard about how frail the human body could be, but you never put much thought into it until now. Sitting in the lap of the massive oni, you try to cautiously sip the sake she forced onto you and ignore the strength of of her arm that is affectingly stroking you. She had brazenly forced open your door and then picked you up and carried you off to the underworld, so you were hoping someone would notice and rescue you from the oni that was ruffling your hair. "Hey little guy, you like me? Cause I like you" she chuckles. You quickly sake a sip of sake to give yourself a few seconds to think of an answer. "Hey Hey, don't be so shy. You've got plenty of time to warm up to me. We'll go on dates, we'll have drinking parties, we'll go sparring and I'll even hold back, and we can do the stuff that couples do together" A horrible image flashes in your mind of you being being pushed around in a wheelchair after a night with the amorous oni. You notice Yuugi gently taking your sake dish out of your hands and placing it down. "Hold on, I wanna try something" Taking a swig of her sake before setting her own dish down, she picks you with no difficulty and deftly spins you around so you face her. Pulling you in for a kiss, she pushes the sake into your own mouth. When she finally breaks the kiss, she lets you catch your breath. "Eh? How was that? Was it good? The sake is high quality too. Ah wait, it might have been too strong for a human. You okay?" Once she's sure that you're still moving, she places you back down on her lap. "Come on, we've still got a night of drinking to do! We can do all sorts of stuff starting tomorrow!"

>> No.42911567

>>42911553
YUUGI! YUUGI! YUUGI!

>> No.42911586

>>42911553
Possibly the scariest yanderehu.
She can outrun you, outgun you, you can't hide from her because she'll just bust through stone walls to get to you, and you might die from alcohol poisoning before she even gets rough.
Only Yuukarin (s) would possibly be a shittier situation.

>> No.42911600

>>42911586
Trying to convince Yuugi to help me find a way to obtain an immortal liver so I can keep going!

>> No.42911623

>>42911600
>Yuugi "finds" an immortal liver!
>Force feeds it to you, washes it down with force fed sake!
>Now that you can no longer die, she can be as rough as she wants!
>She ends up breaking your arms, legs and pelvis nearly every day...
Truly a tartarian fate.

>> No.42911641

>>42911623
The alternative would be borrowing Kasen's box for onificaiton but I have a feeling that part of the appeal for Yuugi is that you are much weaker than her, which she finds cute.

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Guys help! Suika made herself tiny and hid in my breast pocket! Now every time I try to talk to someone, she peeks out and threaten to kill them!

>> No.42912356

>>42912055
Not shirts have breast pockets anymore, old man.

>> No.42912701

>>42912356
No, they still do. I was literally just wearing one today.

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>>42905367
i think i'm fucked

>> No.42913137
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That damn dastardly Celestial... she's taken you all for herself among the clouds and now there's no way you could possibly escape her!
She claims you are married to her now by sacred rite since you found her 'veil'. Thing is, there's no war you could have missed it! It was so easy to find, it's almost like... almost like she planted it intentionally just to bend the rules! You definitely wouldn't have a choice if she rigged the game from the start to force you to marry her!
And worst of all, she's not your type of girl at all! You preferred gentle girls... who weren't flat as a runway! Like that Mamizou you used to drink with, she was nice, unlike this Tenshi! Tenshi is full of herself, all that power is going to her head! She's bratty, the world's biggest brat even! Although, you admit she does have a nice ass, a pretty big one at that... but still no boobs!
Whatever are you going to do now except hold out hope that someone comes to save you...? You hope Mamizou doesn't forget. Maybe she could get her "fantastic flying friend" she talked about to help save you from Tenshi before this brat Celestial tries to force you to breed with her!

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>>42913137
Let me go Tenshi! I need to come back home to my flower youkai wife! She's probably frantically looking for me right now!

>> No.42913266

>>42913137
Tell her you only do it up the ass to try and scare her away.
Mention the need to bring toilet paper if she ever wants to do it.

>> No.42913341

>>42913261
God I wish i were you right now.

>> No.42913389

>>42913137
It's too late, Tenshi has decided your children will have azure hair.

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>>42913137
Tenko is Sexo

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>Medicine
Just like Eirin she'd have me drugged to the gills at all times in a permanent state of bliss and totally dependent on her. Lover's heroin! No tolerance or risk of overdose but should you get off it...

>> No.42915371

>>42913389
Too late back at you, I already have children and they don't have azure hair.

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>>42915341
Side effects include hallucinations, headaches, anemia, hypersomnia, erections lasting more than 6 hours, orgasms lasting more than 15 minutes, and in rare cases even death. Significant risk of addition.

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>>42915910
*Addiction.
Fuck.

>> No.42917121

>>42911641
The boxes effects are only temporary and on the condition that it has nothing to heal. So you could actually borrow it when yuugi hurts you too bad

>> No.42917146

>>42915910
>Significant risk of addition
Oh God, she makes you do math!?

>> No.42917220

>>42917146
That's the worst part of a yandere huh, she might make you do nonlewd things for her.
I forget, does she sell anything to Eirin or anyone else? Do you think she even knows how to count? She might want to learn if she's supposed to take care of you, may have to buy food and stuff.

>> No.42917320

Tfw mo irl yandere gf

>> No.42917413

>>42917220
Medi-chan would let you go into the human village for food and work but you'd always have su-chan with you keeping an eye out and making sure those human hussies don't get too close

>> No.42917426

>>42913266
She will give you rape correction until you learn new ways.
>>42915371
You will have more children, and these will have azure hair.

>> No.42917663

>>42915910
Medicine coating her lips with an addictive substance so you become addicted to her!

>> No.42917680

>>42917426
I don't think my Wife would like that at all.

>> No.42917744

>>42917680
No, your wife Tenshi would be very happy with all the children you'll give her.

>> No.42920185
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Benben what’s the knife for and why is there red paint on it?

>> No.42920215

>>42920185
She overheard you considering buying a guitar and learning how to play it.

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>>42905367
Hello I would like to return this and exchange it please.

>> No.42920456

>>42920434
What's wrong with the dog?

>> No.42920521

>>42920434
Too late for that, your kids are going to be wolf tengu now

>> No.42920544

>>42920456
>>42920521
If I have to keep it I am going to put it in the doghouse.

>> No.42920556

>>42920544
You can try it but she will just break herself out whenever she feels like it.

>> No.42920566

>>42920544
I don't see why would she refuse. Of course, you're gonna live in the doghouse too.

>> No.42920572

>>42920556
>>42920566
brb i am going to killmyself myman

>> No.42920587
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>>42913137
Tenshi will convert you from boobism to being an assinite and you can't hope to stop her!

>> No.42920590

>>42920572
Don't tell me you're allergic to dogs?

>> No.42920602

>>42920590
Just that one.

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>>42920572
You're not going anywhere except your new home, got it?

>> No.42920703

>>42920624
I will bridal carry my new wolf wife to the outside world
no children of mine are going to live in some primitive shithole

>> No.42920708

imma take the wolf to the beach..make her sit at the low tide mark and say STAY STAY while the tide starts to come in lol

>> No.42920777

>>42920703
Anon, they will literally die.
The best thing you can do is move to west Gensokyo and hope you can cope with 1860's american frontier tech

>> No.42920825

>>42920777
I will take the cute wolf to the sweaty tryhard MMA dojo
she can live off their fear once she absolutely demolishes the lot of them

>> No.42920868

>>42920825
I feel like they're gonna question the tail. And ears.

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>Doremy

A yandere Doremy would be devastating right? She can craft the perfect dreams to endear you to her in which there are no other women but her and the conditions are always ideal. You usually forget your dreams not too long after waking but she is in them constantly so they begin sticking and helping you recall past dreams as well. You can't help but feel a little sorrow thinking about how happy you are in those dreams with this woman who seems to be your girlfriend or wife. This melancholy begins consuming your life to the point where you no longer care about anything in the waking world and just want to spend your time asleep so you can return to your perfect life in the world of dreams. She knows what effect she is having on you but that was her plan all along. She is just waiting for the moment when you beg her to let you live in the dream forever.

>> No.42920993 [DELETED] 

>>42920977
You WILL have dreams about Doremy everytime you sleep. You WILL see Doremy every time you close your eyes. You cannot escape her. She'll always be there.

>> No.42921058

>>42920977
How is that devastating? That sounds blissful!

I really don't understand why so many people here are so apprehensive to loving wifes, who want nothing but your happiness!

>> No.42922985

>>42921058
Well, devastating in that it is going to ruin your waking life, which is typically the only part of your life you can truly remember. As far as you are aware, there is nothing you can do to live in a dream indefinitely without either going into a permanent coma or dying which is surely an idea that will ruin your day. You might not even be certain that it's real which makes it all the more worse.

A tangible wife in the waking world that you know for certain is real though? That's nice.

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I want to see two yandere girls duke it out over who gets to claim me.

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>>42925997
Cheering Yuugi on! The knowledge that I like her more gives her the motivation to put her all into it and win while it also makes Yuuka fight harder out of anger!

They are my two favorite 2hus.

>> No.42926166

>>42926068
Yeah but if Yuuka wins she'll hurt your balls afterwards

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>>42926068
>>42925997
There is the exact same discussion on the thu friends thread.
>>42923473
Is my respons to both of you.

>> No.42926220

>>42926166
Getting sexually tortured by Yuuka while she demands that you acknowledge her as the strongest and that you were wrong for doubting her! You keep saying it but she likes hearing it come out of you so much that she doesn't stop...

>> No.42926263

>>42905464
I'm more creeped out by Internet Explorer not showing up in the bottom windows bar

>> No.42926271

>>42926166
>>42926220
Yuuka wont hurt them as long as you empty them into her belly
your children are rightfully hers and she will get them all

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>>42926170
Yuuka doesn't stand a chance against Yuugi.
Yuugi's strength is impossible to comprehend by nature, and it's incredibly even by the standards of the oni, while Yuuka is merely a very tough youkai.
She is also never stated to draw power from nature. Yuuka's flower abilities are always treated as a minor thing, unrelated to her physical abilities that derive from her simply being a very old youkai.

The best Yuuka could hope to accomplish is to make Yuugi fight without her usual handicap, since Yuugi has never come close to fighting seriously in any of the games.

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Marisa finally decided to take you to meet her teacher that she's been telling you about at the Hakurei Shrine lately, this 'Mima' figure. She was really nice and mature! She remarked about how Marisa had been telling her so much about you, she was excited to meet a friend of her student. You spent quite a while burning daytime away hanging out with Marisa and Mima and it was fun, you just found it a bit funny how Mima couldn't seem to take her eyes off of you throughout the visit... and to be honest, it was a little bit strange how every time you would offer to do even something as simple as get the door for them, Mima would frequently comment about how much of a 'gentleman' you were. Not that you didn't like that, it's just that she put a strange emphasis on how you were so 'young' and 'full of energy'! Marisa didn't seem to think there was anything off about it...

But! You're not going to let that make you think Mima is odd or anything, you just think maybe she's a really old spirit and acts old timey because that's how she goes through life! She's undeniably a sweet spirit when you really get to know her. Maybe she just wants you to feel confident in yourself, she basically treats Marisa the same way too anyhow! Though, when it got late and you had to leave to go to bed, Mima did tell you to stay safe and warned you to watch out for "ghosts", because they "liked to haunt at this time of night". You wonder why she would tell you something like that when she's pretty much a big old ghost herself...

She couldn't have meant anything bad by it now...
...Could she...?

>> No.42926400

>>42926279
I wouldn't count out Yuuka entirely. She might not be as physically powerful but she seems like she is more cunning than Yuugi is. She might be able to take advantage of Yuugi's preference for an straight fight and pull something unexpected on her, Yuugi probably isn't used to fighting people who she can't beat through brute strength alone so I imagine it's possible for Yuuka to outskill her with the right strategy.

Yuuka might be screwed if it turns out Yuugi has other tricks up her sleeve that she has just never been forced to use, however. As mentioned in the other thread, she also has her vague unexplainable phenomena thing. It might have the potential to shut Yuuka's tricks down entirely and force her into a straight fight.

>> No.42926456

>>42926379
Mima is going to drain your "ectoplasm" while performing yobai on you in the middle of the night! You're going to belong to a ghostly hag for the rest of your life!

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>>42926400
I'm not sure what makes you regard Yuuka as being particularly cunning. She's not stupid, by any means, but it's pretty clear that Yuuka chooses to take a very straightforward approach to anything, and her pride wouldn't allow her to depend on trickery to secure a win. And since it's that selfsame pride that makes a powerful yandere like her believe that only they deserve to have (you), so she wouldn't betray that pride as it would only make her feel like a faggot.

You also probably need to be a really good trickster to pull one over on the oni, like Tewi level, at least. They've seen quite some tricks throughout their lives from humans hoping to survive an encounter with the oni.

>> No.42926656

>>42926379
Haha imagine if Mima dragged you with her into getting sealed inside her hokora shrine and you are stuck with her in spirit form for as she likes and you can only get out when she decides to release you haha

>> No.42926658

>>42926379
Is it OK to call Mima a big old ghost?

>> No.42926757

>>42926528
Comparatively cunning. I'm not going to say she's some kind of master trickster or tactician but she presumably wasn't born as a species with strength on the level of an oni. Though she can take care of most problems with brute strength now, that probably wasn't always the case for her and there might have been a time earlier in her life when she had to rely more on her power over plants and magic to get by. It's probably been a long time since she had to do any of that but the pragmatism that carried her though her weaker days must still be there somehow.

All as speculative headcanon at least.

>> No.42926761

>>42926658
She'll punish you for being so bold.

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>>42926757
Reminder: She's so old and powerful she can *fucking clone herself and fire bus sized lasers*
Physical strength or no, Yuuka is a tough cookie.
And in LLS she was just dicking around until she got sleepy and wanted to go back to bed.

"Unexplainable phenomenon" VS "Beauty of everlasting darkness" is going to be the fight of the milennium

>> No.42927386
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How would you respond?

>> No.42927429

>>42927386
Positively! Marrying Yuuka sounds like a good outcome!

>> No.42928130

no girl would love me enough

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>>42928130
Worry not, there's someone out there who thinks you're perfect.

>> No.42928215

>>42928207
I want to lift with Rinnosuke
he looks like a guy that could do kickass deadlifts with some training

>> No.42928868

>>42927386
*chuckles* my balls are in danger!

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>> No.42928889

>>42928875
Left is cuter and I tell them that!

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>>42905367
What do I have to fear from this cute floofball?

>> No.42929156

>>42929119
Ferocity of a wolf if you piss her off! She probably also has the ability to sniff out the subtle scents of others on you and harass you over it no matter how passing or mundane those interactions were.

>> No.42929175

>>42929156
Fair, but isn't she really timid in game?

>> No.42929212

>>42929175
Love can make a monster of even the most level headed person.

>> No.42929241

>>42929212
True. Wish me luck, then.

>> No.42929381
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I just want yandere Yukarin-sama to rape me. Is it too much to ask?

>> No.42929393

>>42929381
Yes. She won't do it if she thinks you want it.

>> No.42930993

>>42929393
Ask her to manipulate the border of what constitutes consent.

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>>42905367
>https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.42931511

>>42931121
Congratulations Anon.

>> No.42931619

>>42931121
you'll be wrapped in her wings forever and ever

>> No.42931633

>>42931121
rape

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>>42931121
Gengetsu rape time activate!
But she's a cute devil, so it's all okay, right?

>> No.42932825

the fire in the heart

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>> No.42933680

>>42933534
I'd marry the tanuki.

>> No.42936086
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What would she do

>> No.42936304

>>42936086
Like the subject of the navy seals copypasta only instead of killing you she wants to fuck you (and kill women in your proximity).

>> No.42936665

>>42936086
I want to take this cutie to Tankfest

>> No.42937292

>>42936086
You'd be guarded heavily from k*ppa wherever they live in the mountains, probably a liability as you'd be a prime target during one of their turf wars. Terrifying but perhaps those lulls where nothing is happening and you're tending to Takane would make it worth it.

>> No.42937394

>>42937292
you'd only be a target early on, then you'd be far away from them due to Takane being on back to back maternity leave

>> No.42937435

>>42937394
It all hinges on your survival during the first few months maybe, not that staying put in a secluded area 24/7 should be a challenge to anyone on here.
>>42937292
>k*ppa wherever they live in the mountains
Poorly worded this; I meant where the yamawaro live in case anyone read it wrong. Oops.

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>> No.42938511

>>42938481
wtf she can't even see him from that angle.

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I just can't see how a yandere kutaka would work

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>>42939191
Manic and absoutely desperate for a househusband. Please god she can't keep living like this anymore, anyone is fine at this point!

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>>42939191
You have to eat all the eggs, anon.

>> No.42939896

>>42939813
Would she ban you from eating chicken?

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>>42939896
Propably. You'd still get your fill of chicken breast though.

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>>42905367
>Koishi
I dunno what to expect. Since she's a Satori with her powers sealed, she can't really do much. So she'd be a stalker without fangs.
So I can reject her gently without a problem I think.

>> No.42940094

>>42940053
She is essentially imperceptible though. She could fuck with you all she wants and you won't even remember it happened.

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>>42940053
Youkai are still much stronger than humans, and she can basically turn invisible + your memories get erased.

>> No.42940148

Since I see little stories getting posted in these threads every now and then I'll just ask here. Do you prefer those stories to be in second person or third person?

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>>42940148
I like both. Though I guess it's better if you use second person for shorter 1-3 post stories and third person for longer ones.
Second person doesn't really feel right when you read something really long, and it significantly increases the possibility of "acting ooc" for myself, if that makes any sense.

>> No.42940245

Koishi can't think so ergo she cannot love. Koishi is incapable of being a yandere as she does not have the capability to care about love.

>> No.42940383

>>42940216
Yeah, makes sense. Good to keep in mind.

>> No.42943482

>>42940148
I occasionally writefag here and the character threads.
If its just a short story meant to be contained in one post I'll usually use second, if I'm feeling creative and want to omnibus it I'll use third.
Though usually I'll do first person since I'm more comfortable with that.

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she cant do shit to me as long as im not drunk (i dont drink anyway so i win)

>> No.42946752

>>42946172
She can spread nasty rumors about you to all her loyal patrons. She might not have as much a bite as Aya but it'd be enough to ensure that you're life in the village isn’t easy

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>>42905367
I'll have to consult Reisen on how to resolve this. Maybe she can brainblast the stalker out of Tewi, because I don't know if I could deal with being stalked by her.

>> No.42948355

>>42948246
Reisen isn't going to do anything to help you because Eirin is going to use you as a bargaining chip to gain more control of Tewi.

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>>42905367
>Yandere Youkai discussion.
>posts yandere human

>> No.42949707

>>42949528
Telling Hatate to take it up with Aya because she's the one that keeps selfie blitzing me at random throughout the day!

>> No.42950080

>>42940136
>Youkai are still much stronger than humans
So strong that they have to constantly ensure that the human villagers stay ignorant and docile or else it would spell the end of youkai in their very own safe place paradise that they made because some atheists not believing in them were causing them to nearly enter extinction.

>> No.42950120

>>42950080
Physically stronger, dum dum. Even Wriggle would easily lift and throw your fat ass around.
It's not related to having fear requirements to even exist in the first place.

>> No.42950209

>>42950080
are you one of those 70 iq retards that can't comprehend context and situationals?

>> No.42950301

>>42950080
We as a species can wipe out grizzly bears whenever we want but you still aren't going to be beating one in a fight.

>> No.42950324

>>42950120
Nta but wriggle isn't physically strong anon
Her strength comes from her bug manipulation so if you meet her in winter when bugs are scarce you could easily beat her

>> No.42950331

>>42950324
Finding Wriggle in the winter to beat the FUCK out of her for fun!

>> No.42950831

>>42950080
youkai don't fear humans, they fear armies
humans when united have always punched well above the sum of their parts

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>>42905367
I got Suwako. I am gonna die.

>> No.42951058

>>42951044
You'll be fine as long as you don't make fun of her hat or get too friendly with Sanae.

>> No.42951111

>>42951044
Don't worry anon, your entire family and all your friends may have died under mysterious circumstances, leading the rest of the villagers to believe you're obviously the target of a great curse, but as long as you stay at the Moriya Shrine, everything will be alright.
Suwako-sama sure is gracious.

>> No.42951120

>>42951044
at least your kids will be raised well, Suwacky is one of the canon momhus and has experience

>> No.42952000

>>42905367
>komachi
doubt this lazy fuck is ever going to do anything
in the event that she does though i'm telling eiki one way or another

>> No.42952140

>>42952000
Fortunately for you, her job, no matter how much she prefers slacking at it, consumes much of her time so she won't have the time to come harass you for no reason. That being said, she does have the ability to manipulate distance so she could easily do it on her lunch breaks by making the distance to you negligible. If she starts ditching work entirely then you can report her to Eiki.

>> No.42952312

>>42952140
As if she wouldn't bitch slap your ass and drag you home with her. What are you gonna do against a death god who can break you legs in 20 seconds once she figures out you escaped?
Submit, which is exactly what she wanted.

>> No.42952458

>>42952140
she just has to keep up appearances long enough to go on maternity leave

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I was minding my own business tending the fields one day when out of nowhere a pack of rabbits tackled me to the ground, tied me up, and spirited me off to the fucking moon on behalf of one of their princesses
Now she is obsessed with making me "pure" enough to be her husband and father her children
I'd plead for someone to send help but I know it's impossible, so now I have to go perform my daily cleansing or else she'll get mad again

>> No.42952910

>>42952312
>As if she wouldn't bitch slap your ass and drag you home with her

I wonder what her house looks like.

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>>42905367
>https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Flan could be very dangerous as a yandere, but I've got a plan.

>> No.42953700

>>42953566
Marrying Remilia so she can protect you from Flan!

>> No.42958358

>>42952985
What did you do Anon?

>> No.42961886

>>42958358
showed her an ounce of niceness

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Shou seeing you with another women

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>>42968455
If I set yandere Yuuka on her, can I forget about her existence?

>> No.42969934

>>42968455
What does she WANT?

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>>42969934
She want you

>> No.42970242

>>42969934
the bag of raisins in your left pocket

>> No.42970266

>>42968455
>>42969990
Sorry ma'am I don't even know you

>> No.42970672

>>42969990
I say goodbye, as I don't think I can live the life of a Buddhist monk.

>> No.42973611

>>42969934
My love.

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>>42905367
Cool. She'd fit the part very well I imagine.
Too bad I only think of her as a daughterhu.

>> No.42975865

>>42974505
It's always the daughterhus that get aggressive.

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A continuation of the Rumia scenario from the previous thread and a quick summary since it's been a minute: Anon becomes friends with Rumia and frequently meets with her to feed her. Later down the line he sparks a friendship with his female neighbor but she goes missing one day. Rumia suggests that she was probably eaten by a youkai but he foolishly hopes for the best.

Anon was visited by someone unexpected the next day. The woman who owned the eatery that his neighbor worked at came to ask him if he had seen her recently, which confirmed his fear that some terrible fate likely befell her. He told her that he had not, and told her the same thing that Rumia suggested to him. She was likely attacked by youkai and met an untimely end at their hands. The eatery owner seemed sad but she understood that this was a likely outcome. Before she left, she gave Anon a piece of advice. She warned him to be careful around youkai. As human as they may seem sometimes, they are still vicious monsters at their core.

Those words stuck with him during Rumia's feeding later that night. He wondered if he let himself get too comfortable around her. She was now friendly towards him but this was not always the case. He thought back to how he met her in the first place. Anon was on his way home with some grilled chicken he bought at a stand when Rumia jumped out at him and tried to bite him. If it wasn't for being able to successfully tempt her into taking the food he had instead of him, she likely would have eaten him or at the very least injured him. Though he was startled by the experience, it gave him an idea. This youkai seemed to be motivated by her hunger. Maybe he could somehow tame her by feeding her. The next day he bought more chicken and took it to where Rumia attacked him before. She seemed glad that she did not have to fight for this food but voiced a preference for raw meat. He took that to heart and began bringing her raw beef or pork from the markets instead. Rumia seemed to enjoy this much more. After a few feeding sessions, she began sticking around to talk with Anon. She did not seem particularly bright but he found that to be endearing. Despite the reality of what she was, it made her seem somewhat innocent. He started to enjoy listening to her ramble about things she did or things she saw and came to think of her as a bizarre mix between a little sister and a pet.

Rumia appreciated Anon's presence in her life. He always brought her good things to eat and he was one of the few people who were truly kind to her. He became more than a good friend to her and she was not shy about voicing her feelings toward him, going so far as to even use words like "love", but he did not seem to truly understand. He still saw her as his adorable little friend and only understood Rumia's words and behavior to be those of trust and friendship. No matter how many hugs, snuggles, and words of love she gave to him, he only ever saw platonic intent.

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>>42982853
On this night, she caught him completely unprepared and brought him to the ground with a running embrace. Anon laughed and told her to be more careful but this lying position seemed to awaken something in her. Rumia felt herself getting hot and she felt compelled to bring her mouth closer to Anon's neck. He felt a sudden jolt of fear, thinking that she had finally snapped and was going to eat him. He tried pushing her off and telling her to stop but his arms were quickly restrained by a pair of shadowy tendrils conjured by Rumia. With his arms held down, there was nothing he could do but tightly shut his eyes as he felt her teeth scrape against his neck. This was it. The neighbor's boss was right, he should have been more careful.

Anon waited for the pain that followed a brutal mauling from a youkai but Rumia seemed content with simply nibbling at his neck. She was gentle and never came close to breaking the skin. Her nipping was periodically punctuated by a lick or a kiss but she never outright bit. Now that the feeling of immediate danger had passed, Anon asked her what she was doing. Rumia did not answer. All she seemed interested in doing at the moment was tasting him. He still felt uncomfortable with what she was doing but he had a feeling that he should not stop her or she may actually bite a chunk out of him. Anon's discomfort was only compounded when he noticed that Rumia was starting to pant. He could feel her warm breath against his neck as she began rubbing the lower half of her body against his.

Rumia sat up on top of Anon and loosened the collar of her shirt as she commented on how hot she felt. He could now see how red her face had gotten and the bothered expression on her face implied that she was not going to get off of him just yet. She was now sitting directly on top of his crotch and he hoped that she would not notice that he was aroused. Unfortunately for him, there was no way that she would not, given her current state. Rumia's mouth spread into a grin that revealed her monstrous teeth. She let out a perverse giggle as she began grinding her crotch against his.
Anon asked Rumia to stop but with that grin still on her face, she refused. Rumia to clarify her intent to him. She told him all about how much she loved him and how his companionship meant everything to her. Rumia also voiced her frustration over Anon seemingly brushing aside her feelings towards him. In hindsght this made complete sense and Anon felt a bit embarrassed for having misunderstood Rumia's intent so completely. This was why she was so upset when she happened to see Anon walking with that young lady a while back. Rumia was afraid that he saw something in that woman that he didn't see in her and that this woman would get the kind of attention that she so desperately wanted from Anon.

He was not even aware that Rumia knew about this woman until the day when he expressed his worry about her whereabouts to her. Rumia explained that she did not want to lose everything to this random woman so she was left with no other choice. Anon's blood ran cold. He knew exactly where she was going with this but he still did not want to believe. Rumia may currently be acting out but she is still a good girl at heart, right? Rumia leaned down to look him him face to face. With a diabolical smile, she revealed to him what he already knew deep inside. She was the one that ate his neighbor.

Rumia expressed her joy at how things turned out. Anon finally understood how she really felt about him and now he can love her back appropriately. She conjured a dome of darkness to cover the two of them and in that darkness, Rumia had her way and showed Anon how to love her back, just in case he misunderstood something about her intent again.

>> No.42983007

>>42982886
Great stuff any interest for the yamawaro?

>> No.42983263

>>42982886
>>42982853
Amazing story anon, Rumia is such a silly girl

>> No.42983615

>>42983007
What do you imagine that would be like?

>> No.42983965

>>42983615
She Got teased by nitori for not having a lover so she’d go buy a human (unwilling) to boast but soon hide him away out fear that other women are trying to steal her “most prized possession”. So she’ll make him not for sale by making him put a bum in her oven wether he’s wants it or not. At least that’s what I can think of I’m no writer

>> No.42984017

>>42983965
Kappa having to protect their humans from other Kappa who are trying to steal their ass gems!

>> No.42984644

>>42982886
Reimu will probably have to get involved when the villagers start panicking about Roomba printing copies

>> No.42985240

>>42984644
Papa Anon ending up having to convince either Eientei or Mokou that he needs the Hourai liver for the greater good! Either he uses his own body to feed his cannibalistic wife and offspring or they will end up eating too many people and getting the shrine maiden involved!

>> No.42990181

>>42985240
I will wean the room away from raw meat
I bet she prefers it because all the cooked meat she's been fed has been terrible
its not hard to hate steak when all you've seen is well done

>> No.42991033

>>42990181
Teaching the roomba how to cook!
Telling her that throwing a hunk of meat onto a fire isn't cooking!
She thinks i'm calling her dumb!
I have to calm her down with an 18oz steak!
I distract her with one, as I cook the other rare on a spit!
I give it to her, she loves it!
My daughter now only eats my cooking, and is allowed to follow me into the village!

Such is the life of a Rumia lover.

>> No.42991277

>>42991033
Hopefully doesn't get too expensive to do!

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>>42991277
>>42991033
>2 dubs in a row
Oh my.
Become a professional hunter to keep up with Roomba's dietery requirements!
Get to shoot things all day, cool!
Youkai don't know what .300 WinMag does to things, exterminate them the hard way!
If Reimu comes to ask what the fuck you think you are doing, threaten her!
Guns break most fantasy settings, but it'd still be fun to be the one guy you cannot fuck with because you somehow managed to get a supply of ammunition for a deer rifle.

>> No.42992088

>>42991325
Surely there must be a youkai somewhere that has some kind of magic or ability that will allow them to produce infinite bullets for you.

>> No.42992537

>>42992088
Seiran's ability let's her summon bullets from other dimensions, but it's not as useful as it sounds (at least in danmaku). It's hard to say how useful they'd be for hunting since danmaku tends to be non-lethal too.

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>> No.42995033

>>42994993
Woah she wants to give me her money? What could go wrong?

>> No.42999844

Page 9?
Sure is cold all alone up here...

>> No.43001740

>>42994993
Findommed!

>> No.43002104

what if I don't want to get married, lose my virginity and have children?

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>>43002104
your wife reminds you she's a lot stronger and faster than you and convinces you otherwise

>> No.43002148

>>43002115
How many children does Rumia want to have?
What would they look like?
Would the half-youkai offspring have related powers to her?
Could Rumia save me some lolipee to drink?

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You have a choice between getting chased by the now mature bakeneko or the kasha. Either way one of them will get you in the end and force you to father a litter of kittens, you just get to pick whuch one you think won't scratch you as bad.

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>>43002536
I want the business cat.

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>>43002536
>won't scratch you as bad
I unfortunately have a messed up brain and get turned on at the idea of being marked.

>> No.43003154

>>43002536
Chen would be better overall since the kids would have two hyper intelligent grandmas to help out and teach them

>> No.43006193

>>43003154
Chen isn't mom material
They would have to take over completely

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>> No.43013947

>>43013936
No choice but to tell Ran that her daughter is acting up.

>> No.43014162

>>43013947
>Implying that Ran wouldn't want to egg Chen on so she can be a grandmother, and not want to convince Anon of the Yakumo's superior hospitality in comparison to the many other youkais that might snatch him away

>> No.43015609

>>42905376
I never imagine Koishi as a yandere

>> No.43020833
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>>43015609
She can be very forward

>> No.43020888

>>43020833
She couldn't even be bothered to get off the phone while intimidating me? She must see me as something even lowlier than an insect! To her, I am but a piece of gravel on the side of the road!

>> No.43020893

>>43015609
More of a rapist than a yandere I imagine. If she has an urge then she'll simply follow up on it. She might even stop in the middle of it and leave if some other thought pops into her head.

>> No.43020901

>>43020888
What if she is calling to order a pizza so it arrives just in time for the rape to be over?

>> No.43020903

>>43020901
How thoughtful!
If she's that considerate, it might not even be a rape, what a nice girl!

>> No.43020908

>>43020903
The pizza is for her.

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>>43020908

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>>43020901
>>43020908
Can she really eat an entire pizza by herself? She appears to be a rather petite girl.

>> No.43024578

>>43024384
Small people can be surprisingly big eaters!

>> No.43030372

It’s over

>> No.43031175

>>43030372
Not yet

>> No.43031777
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>>43030372
>>43031175
Pretty much how trying to break up with a yandere would go.

>> No.43031783

>>43031777
Marisa doesn't seem to be in her right mind.

>> No.43031796
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>> No.43031866

>>43031796
Carefully moving out of the effective range of Youmu's knife while telling her that I should go to the store because we're out of milk!

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>>43031866
>Carefully moving out of the effective range of Youmu's knife
It's not that simple when she can move like this.

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Good morning, Sirs

>> No.43034630
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>>43034567
About time Youmu fed me some good yakitori meat for our date in the Hakugyokurou basement!

>> No.43034639

Good morning to you too sir

>> No.43034852

>>43034630
Youmu picking up a fancy dinner from that new popular restaurant!
Youmu even loosening the chains a little so you can feed her!
Youmu hosing you down gently and using the soft bristle brush to scrub you down instead stiff one!
Youmu in a happy mood that you didn't try to escape as she pats your head before letting attaching the longer chain to your bedpost!
Youmu leaving the basement with a smile on her face!

>> No.43037461

>>43034567
Then I too must learn how to do that but while moving backwards.

>> No.43041350
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>> No.43041371

>>43041350
What kind of idiot would send a touhou-themed Valentine's card to a woman?

>> No.43041466

>>43041371
Maybe a woman would send one to a dude?

>> No.43041476

>>43041371
Maybe a /jp/ anon (male) would send one to another /jp/ anon (male)?

>> No.43042172

>>43041371
maybe a very weeby chick?
Silly I know but still. Fujos exist I suppose

>> No.43042183

>>43041371
Personally I'd be more worried about masking my mental instability. Can't have her knowing that I can't handle love like a normal person, after all.

>> No.43043899

The valentines comment made me think about something. How would a yandere react to the fact that you have foreknew about Touhou and even about the characters before you've ever met them? What about those that you've never interacted with?

>> No.43043917

>>43043899
The reaction depends on who the yandere is.

>> No.43044291

>>42907927
>>42907939
Is she still raping you if you're also trying to rape her? Isn't that just consensual fuck-fighting? It would result in a strong and competitive relationship between the two of you, seems very healthy desu

>> No.43044300
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>>43043917
Duh. How would YOUR yandere react, anon?
It's a creative prompt, like "she'd kill my favourite touhous so that she takes the #1 spot" or "question me about other girls weaknesses so that she can gain power and leverage" or "she'd say it was destiny that I followed her adventures so far and push for marriage".

>> No.43046128
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>>43044300
Getting hassled by a cat to reveal who my favorite is after she finds out that I have prior knowledge of many Gensokyo denizens! Distraught to learn that it's not her...

Now she keeps trying to barter, bargain, and even scam her way into a relationship! Eventually getting convinced to open a business with her but remind her that the relationship is a professional one. She agrees to that point but she knows that she will soon have the necessary leverage to try again, as it will be her powers that help the business get off the ground and stay afloat. If she can use her close proximity to monitor and possibly even filter the people I interact with then all the better for her.

She's not my favorite but I have always like those maneki neko statues and think she's kind of cute.

>> No.43046228
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>>43043899
Having knowledge about youkai, their powers, and Gensokyo's structure that far surpasses any other human's (and even several of the big players) would make you a massive person of interest, with all the good and not so good things that come along with that. Imagine if a random outsider popped into Gensokyo one day with full knowledge of multiple incidents, the people involved and their motives. That's some shady shit. As for the yanderehu, I figure most would take that as a sign that you need to be stowed away somewhere in complete and utter isolation from the land, else someone might try and snatch you away to either murder you cause you're clearly a threat to Gensokyo's stability, or fish out as much information as possible to have an upper hand over the other 'hus (and possibly claim you as their own). A convenient excuse to drag you into the safety of their abode, never to leave again. It might even require giving up or eliminating their established groups, to prevent any chance of meddling.

>> No.43046259

>>43044300
I rolled benben at the start of this thread, she'd 100% use my knowledge to restart her plans of establishing a utopia for her kind.
She'd try protecting me no doubt, along with her sister, but I'd be trust into the center of an incident and I'd likely have rather dim future unless I can convince her to bide her time.

>> No.43046413

here's a hard part for you.
write a yandere story involved one of the nameless fairy! I'm 100% sure you can't write anything related to them being yandere after all they are pretty dumb dumb!!!

>> No.43046485

>>43046413
How dumb we talking?

>> No.43046994

>>43046485
2+2=fish levels of stupidity

>> No.43047028

>>43044300
If the dream I had about her was anything to go off of, she wouldn't seem to mind my knowledge or preferences for the more mature-looking youkai. As she said: "If you won't treat me like a woman, why not treat me like an addiction?"

>> No.43047132

>>42905367
>Mononobe No Futo
I got the pyromaniac

>> No.43050680
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>> No.43050719

>>43050680
Does her shell come off like a backpack?

>> No.43050739

>>42905367
I don't get why you can't just walk away from most youkai if they're getting yandere. They can't harm humans, so they can't hurt you or anyone close to you for ignoring them.

>> No.43051417
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>>42905367
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.43051433
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>>43051417
There is no escape

>> No.43052009

>>43046413
How big is the average nameless fairy? Art tends to show them in all sorts of sizes so it is hard to tell.

>> No.43052136

>>43052009
according to ZUN, fairies are on average the size of a 10 year old

>> No.43055804

umbureelala

>> No.43055875

>>43052136
I thought that was just daiyousei

>> No.43058505

>>43055875
The biggest fairy in size...

>> No.43058597
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>>43058505
Hope you're not into flatties, anon.

>> No.43058616

>>43058597
They say humans can easily beat the shit out of a regular fairy but where does Daiyousi fit in that power structure. Could a human still beat her with a little difficulty or is she too strong to be beaten without at least a weapon?

>> No.43058943
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>>43058616
Real talk? I think she's still pretty weak.
She's a "big fairy" and doesn't have any special magic or unique powers like the light fairies. She appeared in a manga somewhere and iirc wasn't much bigger than Cirno. While she has a clear advantage over the average fairy she is most likely still much weaker than a human. Otherwise there would be warnings about messing with specific fairy subtypes.
Now, that's just regarding raw physical strength. A kid with a knife is still pretty dangerous, even if weaker than you, and since it's 2hu the kid can also at any time start shooting you with magic. And fairies cannot die, so even if you do beat her once or a dozen times, or even try to get rid of her permanently she will always just pop up behind you a few hours later. That's the scary part.
Besides, who knows how danmaku duels work when one of the participants can't fly or shoot back. She could float above you, just out of reach and spam you to submission every time you're outside, and then get to boss you around. Or she could kamikaze charge into the girl she thinks is trying to steal you away.

>> No.43058998

>>43058943
Just gotta line of sight her and force her to position herself in a way where you can put hands on her, Danmaku is supposed to be non lethal so I don't imagine it has the strength to destroy cover, especially coming from a fairy.

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>>43058998
Yeah but it can put holes in your clothes so it has to hurt like a bitch. And I seem to recall something about danmaku directly affecting your will to fight or something, so that you can't just ignore damage until you win.

>> No.43059769
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43059769

>>43051417
Forever and ever

>> No.43059839

>>43051417
Better a powerful one than a weak one right? At least no one will fuck with you now.

>> No.43060952

>>43059048
I imagine it has to be like getting shot by a bb gun, albeit with the added benefit of there not being a bb to get stuck under your skin.

>> No.43061029

this is popular? I've seen all sorts of hentai and this dogshit garbage ass "Touhou" always pops up I don't use 4CHAN BUT IM USING IT TODAY TO FIGURE THE FUCK OUT WHAT THIS TOUGHOU SHIT IS

>> No.43061124

>>42905367
This thread is full of love

>> No.43061179
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43061179

Am I safe?

>> No.43061196

>>43061179
Her head is effectively a drone and she can make multiples of them. She'd be able to monitor you wherever you are, so long as you don't go inside or stray too far from a window.

>> No.43061223
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>>43061179
Can't go outside without one of her heads watching your every move.

>> No.43061234

>>43061196
Imagine seeing many Seki heads outside your window as you try to sleep

Then waking up to the heads in your house surrounding your bed

>> No.43061467

>>43061234
Making sure to keep the curtains closed at night and that every door and window is locked by the heads always manage to find a way in! You ask her about it in the morning and tell her to stop but she insists that she just wants to make sure that you enjoy a peaceful night of sleep alone. Alone with the exception of her loving heads at least!

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>>43061223
>>43061179
Death by endless yandere blowjobs

>> No.43062576

>>43061467
The heads slowly getting closer to you each night before they eventually are practically cuddling you from in and outside the sheets! Hearing the heads murmur and sigh of how warm you are! Some even nuzzling up closer to you as the night goes on!

>> No.43062600

>>42905367
>Byakuren
I am going to be forced into buddhism

>> No.43062655
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>>43062600
Are you ready to have this for your meals?

>> No.43062722
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>>43062576
Oh nooo
Truly a fate worse than death

>> No.43062829

>>43062722
But where would the main body go while the heads have their fun?

>> No.43062875

>>43062829
The main body will have it's fun too once Seki gets restless with only her heads getting Anon's warmth!

>> No.43062922

>>43062875
But where is it? Hanging out in the woods nearby?

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>> No.43068644

>>43068627
Kaguya wouldn't be able to kidnap and keep a man, she doesn't have the guts and never cared about men anyway.

>> No.43068674

>>43068644
she has Eirin to do it for her

>> No.43070133
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>>43068644
That's precisely why it would be a dilemma that chips away at her sanity. Countless men who are richer and more important than you have offered her everything they could for her hand but she rejected them all because she didn't think they were good enough for her. Then here comes this nobody guy from the outside world who has nothing of worth to offer her and doesn't even seem to be particularly interested in her. This is who inexplicably catches her attention.

Kaguya becomes obsessed with trying to find out why you, not knowing that she is digging herself deeper into a hole of obsession in pursuit of an answer. Kaguya starts sending out spies to learn everything about you so she can try to piece it all together. When that isn't enlightening enough for her, she starts inviting you over to get to know you better in person and these meetings only endeared you to her even further. Sometimes you have to decline because you have prior engagements and this drives her crazy. She can't believe that any man would ever turn down an invitation from her. You should be breaking off any engagements you had for the privilege of spending time with her. The fact that you didn't only made her obsession with you stronger. She sends spies again to try to find out what you are doing that is so important only to find that all you are doing is drinking with some buddies you made in the village or even worse, having dinner with some village girl. This makes her particularly angry. There is no way that this random villager was more beautiful than she is. Why would you turn down her invitation in favor of spending time this girl instead?

Despite her obsession, she still manages to put on a dignified face on the occasions that you do visit and pretends that you aren't driving her insane. Kaguya knows it would be a bad look for her if you knew what she was doing so she always tries her best to make sure her interest in you never seems too strong. At most she makes the occasional flirty pass at you but you always just laugh it off as though it were a joke and it takes every ounce of her strength to maintain her mask of civility when you do. Of course, the easiest thing for her to do would be to state her feelings and intent to you but Kaguya still feels restrained by the trappings of her station. She is royalty, it would be unbecoming of her to be the one to confess her feelings, especially to a commoner like you. She has everything she needs to win you over and force you to be the one to confess. It would be a great personal failure on her part if she wasn't even able to do that.

So Kaguya continues driving herself mad with her schemes, her household looking on in concern. Mokou too is aware of Kaguya's predicament and considers telling you about it whenever she has to escort you to Eientei but she feels as though that would ruin the payoff of this whole thing. Instead she eagerly waits for the moment that Kaguya snaps so that she can have a laugh at her rival's expense.

>> No.43071621
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>>43070133
Lucky

>> No.43071632

>>43071621
That's one big Kaguya!

>> No.43072215

>>43070133
Stories like these are one of the things I love about slower boards, thank you anon.

>> No.43072422

>>43034852
Does Yuyuko know...

>> No.43072658
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43072658

Yuyuko knows of your existence, which Youmu herself acknowledges as well. Yuyuko is the only other person that is allowed to ever even step foot into your temporary domical. You'll get to see her face every now and again if she may you're getting a bit lonely whilst Youmu is out doing her usual business. She does her best to make you feel comfortable while she's in your presence as she knows how Youmu discourages interaction with others. Yet, she will keep you at an arm's length in terms of your relationship with her, she knows her servant would probably be furious if that were to be the case. She'll bring you food when you're hungry and comfort you if you ever get down, though she'll only level it to a hug or two and some chatter.

While Yuyuko recognizes the power disparity between herself and Youmu, both positionally and in combat capabilities, she would never dream of wanting to face her. Even while she does get concerned sometimes over your treatment and would even check-up on you during her visits, maybe allude to it as well whenever talking to Youmu privately. Yet, she doesn't to fight with Youmu over it, Yuyuko sees not only a servant, but a friend and even a daughter to a certain extent, and to fight her is simply out of the question. Rather, she is quite happy to see Youmu ecstatic over someone, even if it is a rather unconventional showing it, it nonetheless brings a smile to her face. Yuyuko might even see to it that you are happily together! Not that you would know while would you, as Yuyuko talks about how good of a girl Youmu, as juxtaposed to your current predicament. Espousing all what Youmu does for you is quite lovely. Even when challenged, she has no trouble shooting those negative thoughts down, as she does her best to, and quite convincingly, to explain how all of what Youmu does is positive and will ultimately bring you both closer in a way you wouldn't even begin to understand.

Yuyuko may have even helped Youmu to get you to where you are now, but who knows? You certainly don't.

>> No.43072934
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43072934

>>43071621
This Kaguya is better

>> No.43073501
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My wife on the first shot, very nice.

>> No.43074139
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the snake.....

>> No.43074224

>>43072658
Trying to get closer to Yuyuko instead!

>> No.43074414
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>>43074224
Youmu would have to go all out to settle it.

>> No.43074426

>>43074414
And she'd still fail. Like a dork.

>> No.43074478

>>43074139
Kanako trying very hard to get you to give up any other faiths you may have and give your faith and love to her instead!

>> No.43074643
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>>43074426
Youmu would normally take Yuyuko in 1 out of 10 fights, but what if she is more motivated and ready to break the rules?

>> No.43074725

>>43074643
What if Yuyuko is too?

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>>43074725
Was that Yuyuko's plan all along?

>> No.43074786

>>43074772
Yuyuko's convoluted plan to remind Youmu why she's the top dog and Youmu is just an underling!

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>>43051417
Rejoice.

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>>43074786
So let me get this straight, Yuyuko helped Youmu kidnap anon, let her keep him in her basement, and encouraged her to do whatever she wanted to him only to quickly steal him for herself as a ploy to cruelly humiliate Youmu? What did Youmu do to deserve that?

>> No.43075061

>>43075005
Nothing, it's just a way for Yuyuko to amuse herself.

>> No.43075091

>>43075005
Youmu was getting too uppity, she 'forgot' Yuyuko's pudding when she was at the store and used the money to buy an extra helping of veggies.... 8 years ago...

>> No.43075646
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>>43075061
Perhaps Yuyuko thought about Anon as a common interest she and Youmu can bond over?

>> No.43075719

>>43075646
He wasn't even a body to them. Just a conversational piece...

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43077089

>>43075719
Are you saying Youmu doesn't care about Anon? How rude! That's not true!

>> No.43079064

>>43077089
This. Youmu definitely does care about you. If she didn't why would she have kept you there for so long? For conversation or as a conversational piece? No, in fact it should be ever more obvious that she loves you with all of her heart! Have you just been forgetting to mention of how nice she's been treating you ever since she's moved you to the baseme-, I mean your new home! You can't tell me she's been doing all of this for nothing!

Especially since how she's so often holding on to you in some way or form whenever she's there with you. Holding your hand, or holding you in her arms as she whispers sweet nothings into you ear, nuzzling her head on your shoulder. Cooking meals or buying from fancy restaurants to give you ample amounts of nutrition, all of very good quality, with her even feeding you or allowing you to feed her. She's always seen smiling at you, sighing in bliss as look at her and only her. No matter how much you can deny her, her feelings for you are true and there's no way around that fact.

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New thread btw

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