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あくたんかわいい大好き
今日もかわいい〜
pekoーら愛してる100万回愛してる!!!!
>>42971588sex thread
Did someone say "hornyposting"?
I love Towa!Checkout the newest Startend cover!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lfwyWSGV4 Kuusou ResshaAnd her orisongs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmss54l5zc UFOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOx00AOfKo RaimeiAnd her LINE stamps!https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/21770853/
>>42971588The advertisers won't be happy about this...
Towa...
hori shitt is arive
>>42971603*cums on the advertisers*What now?
sex with nene
I am tired of pretending that Fubuki is some easy slut
>>42971584Holy based
>>42971601Sex with Omarun
>>42971601I want to be teased by gyaru polka...
Anyone have a list of reasons to hate Suisei that don't make you seem mentally ill?
>>42971609>pretending
can we as a thread just agree to stop posting about knife rape all the time? It's getting fucking ridiculous last thread over 50% of the posts were about which holos would be best for knife rape or which holos could survive a knife raping etc...
>>42971620we love suityan here
>>42971601
>>42971620she has bad breath
thoughts?
>>42971610Tiaw...
>>42971620She sucks off producers for favors
Aqua butt
>>42971640MinatoAquabutt......home......
>>42971620I just don't like her style of songs that much. Not for me even though her voice is nice
Remember when Suisei said HI HONEY
>>42971640
Sex friend!
>>42971622yes
Still waiting for the day 2 pastebin...
>>42971658That condom looks too small...
>>42971661>yes
>>42971667
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
Can I get sex here?
>>42971658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZa6uD4HOg
>>42971620My oshi likes Suisei a little bit too much so it's hard to hate her
erolive
>>4297169235p...
>>42971607*now we are happy*
Can somebody pls post Ayame's performances?
https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLQQD3Ok0Uk
>>42971704What a slut...
Fubuki isn't a slut...
Your impressions on Day 2? I saySolo best 5:1. Irys2. Baelz3. Gura4. Marine5. AquaGroup best 5:1. CUNNY2. GAMERS3. STARTEND4. Anya + ID5. BaeFaunaKronii
Enemy is cute! CUTE!
Suisei ruined Miko. It's perfectly within normal reasoning to hate her.
>>42971716And why else would she spread her legs like that
>>42971679Asian bro...
>>42971698It really sucks, I don't think it's love but Miko genuinely sounds so happy whenever she talks about her. Never liked micomet but whatever makes her happy I guess...
>>42971719this is the true slut
I WANT TO LICK TOKINO SORA'S ARMPITS!I WANT TO SPREAD ROBOCO'S ROBOT LEGS!I WANT SAKURA MIKO TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN HER BREASTS!I WANT HOSHIMACHI SUISEI TO JERK ME OFF WITH HER GLOVES!I WANT AZKI TO CRUSH MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS!I WANT YOZORA MEL TO DRAIN MY SOUL FROM MY PENIS!I WANT TO MAKE SHIRAKAMI FUBUKI MY WIFE BY FORCE!I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!I WANT AKI ROSENTHAL TO BELLY DANCE ON MY DICK!I WANT AKAI HAATO TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS THROUGH ME!I WANT TO FUCK MINATO AQUA UNTIL SHE CAN'T SPEAK COHERENTLY ANYMORE!I WANT TO OBLITERATE MURASAKI SHION'S MESUGAKI CUNNY!I WANT TO MAKE NAKIRI AYAME MY PERSONAL WHORE!I WANT TO SHOW AYAMEFRIEND EXACTLY WHERE I AM WITH MY DICKI WANT TO GIVE YUZUKI CHOCO THE DOMINANT HUSBAND SHE DESERVES!I WANT TO SHUBA OOZORA SUBARU!I WANT OOKAMI MIO TO DEEPTHROAT MY COCK UNTIL SHE STARTS TO VOMIT!I WANT TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN NEKOMATA OKAYU'S STOMACH!I WANT INUGAMI KORONE TO DOMINATE ME!I WANT TO RAPE USADA PEKORA!I WANT TO FUCK URUHA RUSHIA UNTIL HER SCREAMS WAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD UP!I WANT TO MINDBREAK SHIRANUI FLARE!I WANT TO LOSE MYSELF IN SHIROGANE NOEL'S KNIGHT CUPS!I WANT TO SET SAIL INTO HOUSHOU MARINE'S ASS (FATTEST IN HOLOLIVE)!I WANT TO POUND AMANE KANATA UNTIL SHE HITS NOTES I CAN'T EVEN PERCEIVE!I LOVE HATE-FUCKING THAT BITCH KIRYU COCO!I WANT TO GET LOST IN LOVING TSUNOMAKI WATAME!I WANT TO MATING PRESS TWAPI TWIZZLER UNTIL SHE LETS OUT HER REAL VOICE!I WANT TO UTTERLY DOMINATE HIMEMORI LUNA!I WANT TO SUCK THE MILK OUT OF YUKIHANA LAMY'S BREASTS!I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MOMOSUZU NENE'S ASS!I WANT SHISHIRO BOTAN TO BE MY DOMMY MOMMY!I WANT TO DIE IN THE HEAT OF PASSION WITH OMARU POLKA!
>>42971710https://litter.catbox.moe/zgobrj.mp4Solo part is on youtube
>>42971685Ask the heimin
>>42971720Miko is still perfectly fine, but Suisei definitely is a bad influence on her.
>>42971726based pekomikochad
pekotyan
>>42971697MIKO NOOOOBABIES SHOULDN'T DO THAT
>>42971720Miko is happier with Suisei now.
>>42971729this is cool is there an ID or EN version?
>>42971740Me on the bottom
>>42971747Here *cums in your mouth*
>>42971601Gentle gyaru Polka taking your first time...
>>42971728Enemy is only for sukonbuchan (ts)
Make Sora flutter in your embrace as you relieve her with your hands. Be a gentleman about it - concentrate, don't ruin it, don't ask for anything in return.Help Roboco test the various curious functions of her mechanical vulva. It might be sort of different from what a human girl has between her legs, but certainly not a bit less pleasurable for either of you.Keep Miko hot and bothered by describing all the delightfully indecent ways in which you'd please other Hololive girls - if only you ever got a chance to. Have it sound so irresistible as to make her want it all for herself and pounce on you.Have a non-sensual one night stand with Suisei, no strings attached. You both know it all ends the moment you part ways, so relish this freedom and fuck each other with abandon.Out of the blue AZKi whispers to you that she does not wear any panties today. Her skirt is so dangerously short, it might as well have been nonexistent.Do Matsuri on a windowsill. Let the fresh breeze of air and the chilly pressure of glass cool off the oven-hot bodies of yours, and get thrilled at being observed by many random passersby.Take Fubuki's finger and place it in your mouth, demonstrating her exactly the way you want her to blow you. How different would it be between Shirakami and Kurokami, by the way?Tenderly hold Mel in your arms and kiss her as she unhurriedly undresses both of you. The soft tone and the innocence of her voice contrast so stunningly with the salacious things she whispers to your ear.Weird question - how many Haachamas are there in bed with you? There's obviously one and only one whenever you look at her; but every time you close your eyes, there's somehow two women touching you from two different sides.Partake in mutual masturbation with Subaru. Start off unenthused and grow more and more into it over time.Choco asks for your opinion on whether or not her new bra looks good on her, and shows it off. It is a cupless bra.Have it slow and sensual with Aqua. She trusts you, she's completely comfortable with you, so don't do anything weird.Amuse and confuse Shion by flirting with her in a chivalric yet comically over-the-top way. Keep her distracted, erupting in laughter, so that later she'd be unable to recollect how exactly did the two of you end up in a bed together.Ayame grows curious about finding her erogenous zones located in unusual spots, and steadily explores with her hands. She'd probably need someone else's help, right?Mio has learned a whole bunch of dirty naughty phrases, and wants to use them on you in bed. The experience is hysterical as she can barely squeeze out a word or two without falling into a laughing fit.Be Korone's plaything as she forces herself upon you with carnivorous excitement. Sure as sun you ain't getting untied anytime soon.Confess your utter lack of experience with women to Okayu, and ask her to teach you how to kiss. Whether that's a genuine truth or a blatantly obvious flirty lie, she bites it and savours it, and after a while moves on to teaching you other, naughtier things as well.Flare tries dominating you while having zero idea on how to actually do it. Swallow your chuckles and make her feel like a competent woman who can totally do it right.How about you gift Noel your absolutely best shot at cunnilingus? She already gets too much attention to her chest area, so change things up a bit.Rushia is more than nine hundred years old, you'd assume that at some point in the past she "danced"; you are wrong. Claim her first time.You somehow get Pekora to advance on you. She suppresses her nervousness by being loudly and excessively theatrical about every little thing that happens.Brace yourself, as Marine is in for a marathon - from playful and happy to sweaty and fiery to slow and loving to exhausted and lazy. Don't forget to grab some snacks in your very short-lived breaks.Watame's snoozy face is the first thing you see when you wake up. Let the leisurely morning sex energize both of you for the day.Play doctor with Kanata, why don't you? Perform thorough physical examinations on each other, diagnose how terminal your case of horny is, prescribe a treatment most appropriate.Luna is a surprisingly cool individual if you peek beyond the saccharine. Fuck her on top of her massive Harley Davidson.Towa aggressively advances on you. Have a bitey-scratchy fight over who's on top, rolling on the floor, clothes flying all over the place.Nene is tired after a long day and asks you to give her a massage. Soothing or reinvigorating, sexual or platonic - could go either way.Listen to Lamy's heartbeat by directly placing your ear on her chest. Do some little things to her to make it rapidly accelerate.On a sleepover with Botan, wake her up in the dead of night by making love to her. You get a sleepy yet very warm welcome.Laplus loves being carried around while being fucked - perhaps a little bit too much and a little bit too loudly.
If fubuki isn't a slut she should stop acting like one
>>42971755Very interesting, I'd like a more detailed version for each girl.
>>42971754other way around, sukonbu are the ultimate bottoms and kurokami actively takes advantage of them
>>42971712I wanted to see that for duets during day one
お大事に、ミオ。。。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=824ZTZ06x1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWjYWcQ4Xo
>>42971768Everything is zero calorie!
ojou just woke up and took a GIANT shit
servers dying...
>>42971718didn't ask shart
Possible Suisei guest?
>>42971729>I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!thats pizza boy's job now
>>42971787
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>>42971787Is this a fat joke or is there more to it?
>>42971805rape
>>42971802hecking cute bebbers
>>42971802every single day?
Thoughts on my girlfriend?
>>42971755>Laplus loves being carried around while being fucked - perhaps a little bit too much and a little bit too loudly.The perfect sized to be man handled.
>>42971805Sukonbu should have larger tits than Fubuki
>>42971718I asked.
>>42971774Tons of cake for Mio
>>42971827She has huge, fat, bouncy tits.
>>42971820Every single day since I met her!
>>42971838KEKI???
Why is she like this
Sora Love!
https://streamable.com/0ua97z
If Aqua is the Remilia of Hololive, who is Flandre?
nee
>>42971876hey man
>>42971588what's friend doing?
towa is sanae
>>42971876Hey man!
>>42971676Imagine slapping those fat tits.
>paypig all 3 concerts>get so tired before deco*27 have to nap over it so I don't miss the actual day 2
Have a sip!
>>42971903
>holofes is over>Greenigger lying bruised and battered on the groundWe won
>>42971904im going to shove his face into his drink
>>42971903https://litter.catbox.moe/578fq4.JPGThanks
>>42971876<span class="sjis">hey man</span>
>>42971897Akane-chan is my wife
Let Towa cook
>>42971904he's a mean drunk
sukonbu are sexier than fubuki
I hope the feral yukimin that invaded Holofes were detained.
Since I haven't watched day 2 yet (poorfag), here are my top 3 performances from day 1:1. Polka (oshi)2. Subaru3. FlareGroup:1. Shiraken2. SubaChocoLuna3. HoloX
>>42971620She made fun of my oshi Kanatan for being trash at games.
>>42971601yeah?
I only watched my oshi's performance, I don't care much about the rest if I'm not watching them live desu
>>42971939MOMMY
https://litter.catbox.moe/r4v2er.mp4HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
>>42971936It was tough to choose between HoloX and WataSora.
Why do you faggots feel the need to rank everything. Just enjoy the performances for what they were.
I love pebof.
>>42971874Mea
>>42971956Me tooVery cute performance
What time is the live starting today lads
>>42971898>stayed up all night for day one>got about 4-6 hours of sleep in the afternoon>up in time to watch Holo*27>take a 2 hour nap afterwards>up in time for Day 2>going to be tired at work tomorrowYou have to plan ahead and make sacrifices for the things that matter
>>42971955Sorry. I have BPD.
is there a venue that has a bigger concert hall and a bigger convention center? 9000 is too small
>>42971972Big Penis Disease?
https://streamable.com/0s86f5
>>42971974
>>42971976No that's me
>>42971948HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
I love Roboco!
>>42971977God Mel is so fucking cute
>>42971948nenechi is so good at this
god, I'm really feeling the post holofes depression. I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow...
>>42971995GOMEN~
>>42971986
>>42971948>>42971985>49 year old song
>>42971981Why did you post a blank image?
>>42971977a married woman should not be this cute...
>>42972000AZKi...
>>42972003
>>42971956>>42971964"I HOPE YOUR ENJOY YOUR FRIGHT"
It's time for bed now the expo is fully over
robocosex
>>42972005Anon, it's not 2010 anymore...
>>42972004>49 year old holo
>>42972005good meme
SO i'm going to watch all of the holofes blurays, should I start from 1 and go forward or backwards from 4?
>>42972021iine
Has anyone clipped the MC segments from day 2 yet?
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1637550680037822464
>>42972016SANKYUU
>>42972020Please anon let me live in the past a little longer...
i actually thought all the jokes about me were pretty funny btw
>>42971955sounds like loser talk to me anon there's winners and losers in everything in life, most everything in life is a competition those who choose not to compete get left in the dust
If your oshi is +27 years old she was born closer to moon landings the present dayif your oshi is +39 years old she was born closer to WW2 than present day
>>42972005you asshole!
>>42972041RoBASEDsa
>>42971998Yeah, she killed the solo part. Not as much in the group part but it is what it is.
>>42972040>Yuru yuri aired 12 years ago
>>42971974>Pekora alone casually pulls 50k viewers on the regularI'm baffled how they didn't think about getting a bigger venue.
>>42972047if your oshi is 18+ years old she is an expired old hag
It's been 930 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I will always rememberALOE LOVE
>>42972054imagine if you rent out a large venue and it's not full how shameful that would be better to go under and make sure it's attendance is max
>>42972058
>>42970574There is no shame in crying over the things you enjoy the most
>>42972054>hero of childrenWhen will Pekora hold a concert at an elementary school
THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOLOLIVE
>>42972040shion was 8 when k-on aired
>>42972057Shion...
>>42971977The Cute Squad was great, I like this song as a unit way more
I love hearing women cry
>>42972075jesas
Kanata woke up in a cornfield.
Still no replay available of Day 2. Fuck this I'm only getting the day my oshi is on next time
amane kanata has no titters
>>42972047think about it less than 80 years ago we were killing japs for no good reason.
>>42972044So if there's a competition in sucking cocks and you choose not to compete, you lose?
2010 was 13 years ago
>>42972091helping international banking cartels profit is not good enough for you?
https://files.catbox.moe/nltlkl.mp4my favorite group song last year that's not my oshi
>>42972091>no good reason
azki's thighs......
>>42972085when life gives you corn make cornbread
>>42972085kanata, canada...
>>42971955my oshis performances>holo performances>your oshis performances>sidebranche's skits
>>42972090Based. I wonder if she is pregnant with Fauna's seed by now.
I think holofes3's song choices were better
>>42972112where's yagoo
>only 1 solo song>will always be a new song can't waste the slot on an old favorite>no more aqua iro palette>howling>ahoy>big red heart
>>42972112My mom told me that women actually like it when you're rough with them like this.
>>42972101this guy's oshi? Yep, you guessed it. Hololive JP's idol
still the best performancehttps://streamable.com/ye2rjo
>>42972112
>>42972116I hate side branches so much...
>>42972091>webut ""we"" were allied to them
With the amount of traction Hololive pulled with this last Holofes, you would think they would be smart enough to capitalize on it and release new gens, specially after the huge success that HoloX was, r-right?
>watame and shishiron had to be separated during the festival>wamy only did a group with nene, aki and matsuri>no shishiron collab again
>>42972120kys marineschizo
>>42972127We already had enough gens in 2020...
Imagine Towa, but naked.
>>42972128>>no shishiron collab againbut she did with Pekora and Fubuki which is an improvement
Are the day 2 concert vods anywhere?
>>42972088Why are they delaying it so much? Is it more than purely technical issues?
>>42972129*shits in Fauna's mouth*How are you still here? You embarrassed yourself over the last 2 days and your green whore had the worst holofes performance of all time.No shame?
I want to watch Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence with Ko'onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yJL4mCbjs
https://streamable.com/dwypuqMio is so cute
>>42972143I heard Suisei went on a rant about black people, maybe the audio mixing isn't great at that part idk
>>42971955What if I like everything but I just liked some performances more?
>>42972075I came suddenly.
>>42972149>3 years agoFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>42972121Best solo performance was Mr. Koro
>>42972146hey at least I'm not you
>>42972128we need a Watame Botan Lamy collab
>>42972149Yagoo will fail as a CEO if he doesn't bring more hags to Hololive
>>42972154I want the girls to play animal crossing again
>>42972143They are probably retarded enough to think they can do something about it being pirated so they are delaying it
>>42972142full vod? nonetheres tons of streamables though
>>42972118well? beat her
All the good times are in the past.
>>42971605It's a marvel that thing hasn't been eaten by her cats or forgotten about
>>42972169And the bad ones too.
>>42972127Shut up.
>>42972164This but underage girls.
>>42972174worse will come
I don't think you guys are ready for when Shion becomes a hag
>>42972178
>>42972176This if only because the shitty hag meme has been annoying for years now.
>>42972066>>42972058
>>42972133Everything after sankisei was a mistake.
>>42972169>>42972174what comes next is up to you anon. the future is always waiting for you to make a move
>>42972184kek
Does anyone have a catbox/streamable of Ko'one's solo performance?
>>42972187https://files.catbox.moe/vlx8kt.webmEverything's gonna be end
>>42972187The future doesn't waitis happening every secondright now we are experiencing itand we will continue to do so
>>42972184Nijikiller? more like Holokiller lmao
>>42972192I do
>>42972176Zoomers>no work ethics>keep getting into trouble>multiple suspensions>questionable personalitiesHags>not a single drama related to them that was caused by them>all of them have the best laughs>just tired people who wants to have fun>relatable to everyone
>>42972201Zoomers>fresh cunnyHags>dried up womb
>>42972201
>>42972116i want a shuffle concert with the classics.. especially if a month ahead of it they have a totsu stream for drawing songs.
>>42972058ALOE LOVE
>>42972192https://streamable.com/56st12https://streamable.com/p5d7nxhttps://streamable.com/4gi81uhttps://streamable.com/2vjsfqhttps://streamable.com/pjgti3https://streamable.com/wqvvywhttps://streamable.com/pjgti3https://streamable.com/rj0x7zhttps://streamable.com/0nnnzwhttps://streamable.com/rba1wahttps://streamable.com/xi62vjhttps://streamable.com/26cbg4https://streamable.com/z1dor6https://streamable.com/3a3xeuhttps://streamable.com/r1vsgbhttps://streamable.com/h3txiqhttps://streamable.com/vozs2yhttps://streamable.com/wyyb0bhttps://streamable.com/7bfthfhttps://streamable.com/02zx2phttps://streamable.com/wqtub8https://streamable.com/wbkcp7https://streamable.com/0s86f5https://streamable.com/2ym3flhttps://streamable.com/7h4u97https://streamable.com/5kxosphttps://streamable.com/y6dprlhttps://streamable.com/6y10shhttps://streamable.com/ufj27vhttps://streamable.com/p8nujwhttps://streamable.com/srgrw3https://streamable.com/3dfp1lhttps://streamable.com/e27lbihttps://streamable.com/hh72c5https://streamable.com/emr29mhttps://streamable.com/b1rjgahttps://streamable.com/qvcsuihttps://streamable.com/ly69ljhttps://streamable.com/0ua97zhttps://streamable.com/em8zhihttps://streamable.com/x0eqkqhttps://streamable.com/sx9cerhttps://streamable.com/z9v6vchttps://streamable.com/khs221https://streamable.com/85v92k iryshttps://streamable.com/59nv5r gurahttps://streamable.com/7i5so3 goronehttps://streamable.com/7w1biy shionhttps://streamable.com/b7qi80 bad applehttps://streamable.com/few1ybhttps://streamable.com/58pnkzhttps://streamable.com/qwpm8thttps://streamable.com/2c60vnhttps://streamable.com/kzehghhttps://streamable.com/mqsz63https://streamable.com/hhc0q7https://streamable.com/fsoz8lhttps://streamable.com/2lcrtghttps://streamable.com/b1xg4uhttps://streamable.com/wxquj5https://streamable.com/ho4fgahttps://streamable.com/se7gmr
>>42972205No eggs means you can cum inside all you want
>>42972211means it's worthless to throw my boys into that dusty mausoleum*
>>42972211You can cum inside all you want too if she hasn't had her first period, just saying...
>>42972201>Hags>not a single drama related to them that was caused by themLiterally the 3 biggest drama moments in Hololive were triggered by hags.
Time for the virgins to talk about eggs
>>42972129Based. There can only be one schizo here and it's us.
>>42972210TenQ
>>42972217Chammers...
>>42972217A TOASTTO CAPCOM
>>42972210>No clips featuring PekoraWhat did anon mean by this?
>>42972217Coco, Rushia and?
>>42972201rushia? shes like 35
What happened to 4bans tk?
>>42972228>pekora>perform
>>42972219>time to white knight my oshi's roastbeef pussy... because i've had sex!lol
>>42972233Holocaust
>>42972235dead for awhile>>42972233permissions autism, capcom and mio
>>42971588>>42971601>>42971640>>42971664>>42971676>>42971704>>42971711>>42971738>>42971740>>42971822>>42971881SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXKEEP HORNYPOSTINGWHY DID YOU STOP
>>42972233Mio
zoomer>gamer maidHag>not gamer maid
>>42972235The staff shut it down, to prevent us from seeing the abuse of power by the meidos
megu megu fire endures naito
>>42972241I already came, so it's over. No longer interested in hornyposting.
>>42972238>>42972240Oh well, I guess yeah.
Stop jacking off.
>>42972251You don't last that much huh
>>42972241I don't feel like wanking
if you post Mio, I will resume jacking off
Ahhh it's fucking ogre
>>42972247How come then that she stopped being a gamer maid even before becoming a hag?
>ID3 HoloFest watch along >everytime a small holo appears Kobo screams cunny or cute and funnyWhy is she allowed to say this shit?
Aqua is a cosplayer maid
>>42972258>Can't cum within a limited time frameThis just sounds like a severe lack of skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyGTjsmw1-oGet ready Hooniggas
Just like aqua, I see akuacrew as small creatures that I want to protect
>>42972233oh god you're a newfag...
>>42972257Mommy!!
>>42972276Same hereIf they can't defend themselves, I will.
>jacking off nah i aint touching a dick not even mine thats gay sorry faggots this is why you're always posting gay shit about having sex with men all the time because you're used to touching cock then you start shoving shit up your anus and get anal prolapses and have to wear diapers half the retards in this thread wear diapers because they're gay basically im not masturbating ever i've endured for the 48 years ive been alive and im going to cum for the first time after i marry my oshi
>>42972277b-b-but everyone in /jp/ was supposed to be a bitter oldfag...
We love cute girls here
>>42972285You're almost as dumb as Nene
>>42972285im not reading this whole ass novel, post naked nene or else
>>42972261
>>42972284Now post their normal viewership
>>42972288which is why we hate towa
>>42972236Yes, schizo.
Is hololive global more normalfag than /gig/?Who let these fuckos into our hobby?
>>42972285Nekko pleaseYou're retarded too
>>42972276they are small indeed
>>42972204if only my dick can insert virtually
reminder HE made it to the expo
me on the left
I was going to post a really mean response to an anon who didn't even deserve it but thought better of it.
>>42972289>>42972290>>42972297not an argument. porn addicted posted gay porn beneath your post, proof masturbating makes you gay
>>42972308Do it, coward
>>42972291
>Homophone>On 4channel.org/jp/hlgBig yikes. I am going to tell advertisers.
>>42972309
>>42972309how is aqua cosplay gay porn now? holy shit porn might've ruined your brain since everything is porn to you.
Fucking cosplay whores
>>42971588friend...
>>42972292*whips dick out*keep going
I need a new cosplay jav...
We love sluts here
>>42972307I will get a job at Capcom for the next year
>>42972326except towa
>>42972318we need more cosplay whores that also do JAVI can't masturbate if there's not another tanned man fucking my oshi
>>42972321
>>42972331kek
Why are you guys so horny didn't you fap after holofes?
>>42972331Holy based Enchad
Shitposters used to meme Nene as a tracer
>>42972332Miosha, what's underneath that corset?
Towa needs a new yab
OH, CAKE!
>>42972336I don't fap because it's gay
>>42972331Based nousaGOD
>>42972336I fapped an hour before the start of the second concert, so all the lust went away
>>42972331Not here ENcuck
>>42972343towa is yab proof
Where's the gurashion and pebof clips?
>>42972340https://litter.catbox.moe/r3rmyn.jpg
>>42972300that's a man, baby!
>>42972345Mio, NO!
>>42972359
>>42972332that outfit and hair is infinitely top tier
I used to hate bad appleGuess I gotta like it now
>>42972360proof?just because most aquacrew are men you can't just assume, idk what this girl's twitter is but I'm not so sure that's not a women
>>42972371bad apple is literally THE touhou song
Does anyone have a streamable of korone's solo? I fucking missed it because I got up to do something and it's the only song I missed.
>>42972359oh Miosha, what big titties you have. what are they for?
>>42972372There's one of those zero length male chastity cage things in those panties
>>42972377Is she who I think she is?
>>42972375>>42972210
>>42972353https://litter.catbox.moe/xltdpz.mp4 >>42972375https://litter.catbox.moe/eq9oio.mp4
>>42972383Yes it's Sakura Miko
>>42972373For me it's fall in za dark
Holo27 sucked.
>>42972210they did IRYS dirty AGAINhope model will improve before 3D debut
>>42972384>>42972385ty sirs. I still hate myself for missing it live though I'm such an idiot
i'm just glad my oshi has pink nipples
>>42972388
>>42972378https://litter.catbox.moe/b38pc9.jpg
>>42972393>>42972391>>42972385Keep pretending
>>42972380I think it's just some ufo shaped watermark, lot of porn or even self produced images that get posted these days have watermarks hidden in certain areas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXHv-X-_2vsHolofes day 1 video from an attendee viewpoint
>>42972210IRyS should've asked for the hells bells instead of those bellshttps://youtu.be/etAIpkdhU9Q
>>42972399keep skipping your meds
>>42972398oh Miosha, what a big fluffy tail you have. what is it for?
>>42972383I think we are thinking about the same person
>>42972408pekora reference? nousagods won
>>42972412Don't you know? Pekora and Aqua don't hate each other anymore
>>42972402I knew there was something I wanted, but I couldn't put my finger on it. This was it
>>42972407https://litter.catbox.moe/fv1q3i.jpeg
Just got home and caught up to the vodWant to say every single one of your oshis did great and all the performances were amazingexcept my oshi's performance > your oshi
>>42972402is there an English version?
>>42972412
>>42972402Sugee
>>42972418me on the left
>>42972390what? it was great
>>42972402thats amazing
>>42972429>brown and fatYeah i'm thinking that's you
>>42972292This guy drew a nice Pekalter. I can feel my pecock rising already!
>>42972418you got any missionary position?
>>42972418Mio isn't that kind of woman...
I love my shark wife
Holy shit!!!https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1637613689577820160Lapuchan just flew over my head!
>>42972404I just took them tho?
I'm brown
https://streamable.com/nq9cv9
>>42972421you should have joined us live it was fun
WATAMATE???
>>42972437same (です)
>>42972435https://litter.catbox.moe/lmhzdb.JPG
>>42972442 Hoshiyomi btw
>>42972445I wasn't talking to you shart
UNMARVELOUSUNMARVELOUS
>>42972451Hmm seems like Mio was involved in a fire of some kind and most of her pubes were burned off. Tragic.
>>42972454I was well behaved.
>>42972443Very nice. Now let's see noel's solo
lol what the fuckI literally don't remember kiara x mumei ghost rule being a thing... where the fuck was I during it?... Between who and who were they singing?
>>42972451nice...
>>42972457
>>42972459You've already done too much damage just fuck off, it was great when you ran away during holofes
>>42972463muted like the rest of us
>>42972194remember akai hato
>>42972408Why are they so big.
>>42972436All women are bitches, anon...
Mio is too oldShe is frail, sickly and she probably got stretch marks and veiny tits
New idol outfits grew on me a lotEspecially when they turn on glow effects and energy bows
>>42972474Mio is different...
>>42972475hot...
>>42972469No I legit do not remember it ever happening lol
>>42972456https://litter.catbox.moe/ezvdbx.jpgHere, they grew back along with her hymen
>>42972476I told you retards"Wait until you see it on stage before judging"But noo you had to shit yourself about muh downgrades
>>42972474Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me this for the first time
>>42972402ngl that's kind of disappointing. It's like flying to japan for an art museum. And I can guarantee you not everyone over there are able to attend the concert hall either. There should be more to it than holos scribbles on some pillars/walls.
japanese women owe me sex
>>42972476I like the big ass bow on their back
>>42972482Thank god, I was worried for a minute.
>>42972488yeah, merch
Korone should play more games with maggots and other crickets in them
>>42972485And Fubuki is the easiest of them all!
huh the cum erp thing is a /vt/ thing lel
>>42972416AKUPEKO SEX
>>42972452Can't believe that Iroha is brown...
>>42972494there should be more art of giant insects laying eggs inside ko'one
>>42972494Did she try Hollow Knight?Binding of Isaac holo when
>>42972496kek
>>42972503>Binding of Isaac holo whenkorone...
Friend is not easyStop being mean
asameru dokoasamio dokoasakoyo doko
fuck friend...
Kill yourself retard, Mio shaves. We've seen her in a swimsuit.
>>42972476BUT THEY ADDED STUPID TINY HATSTINY HATS HATE
>>42972513>mio shaved once therefore mio shavesnonsense
here we go again the pube timeloop
>>42972515Giant hats when?
holos like the girl and the teacher?
>>42972488>that's kind of disappointingyou sure act like you were there
>>42972523Uhh hololive did a short like this
>>42972523The girl is matsuri and the teacher is suisei. The guy is yagoo
https://litter.catbox.moe/al9jfk.jpegI'm going to bed, be sure to cum lots to Mio
Lip Sync is so good
>>42972510Explain this, then!
>>42972468>it was great when you ran away during holofesYou expected me to pay and stay up for the whole thing day 1? I joined because of Mumei at end and called it a day.
only gozaru can pull off the CUTE hat
>>42972536The MV is better. They don't have the same ksgk energy live
I like the tiny hats
>>42972535But that's Senchou...
I have 0 motivation to do anything after watching holofes...
>>42972539I expect you to continue to spout lies continuously
>>42972545me too! no joke
>>42972531Those eyes are terrifying
It's been 22 summers since I've last felt the touch of a woman.
>>42972548Consume meds schizo.
I really like Our Bright Parade compared to the previous years' song. This song is so fun to sing along to
The only thing I got out of yesterday was how pathetic it is that so many people don't know monkey majik. Depressing
I cant believe day 1 ended up better despite the shitty cast compared to day 2Only Korone, Nene, and Gamers were good in day 2Maybe it's because my expectation for day 2 was too high but still
>>42972554 you're 22 years old?
>>42972523Friend and Choco
>>42972555I told you I already did, hbu?
>>42972553
>>42972535Sleep well
>>42972515That's it, chocoball. I've had enough of (You). Now she has 2 (two) tiny hats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtXyggWHNpIHASHIRE HASHIRE
>>42972531Cute watamate
>>42972563Ah!
>>42972559>shitty castYou ignoring day 2 being bogged down by a swarm of sidebranches with boring garbage?
>>42972561kek
>>42972556Prism Melody has really cute choreography that I was sad to not see
>>42971605not for long
>>42972556PARRE PARRE PARRE just works so well as an idol song
Why are they like this?
>>42972568wrong hashire but i get you. even uma musume have one
>>42972562You didn't.
>>42972559>Only Korone, Nene, and Gamers were good in day 2Wrong. Also there wasn't a single good performance in day 1.
>>42972582Penis envy
>>42972582>biggest whores ever >cheap meaningless yuribaitreminds me of..
>>42972568https://youtu.be/jIFUoTFpoto
>>42972582>literal erp shitThe fuck
>>42972582ERP is ontopicThat's why meido never bothers to delete it
>>42972583It's the original.
>>42972582cus theyre fat
>>42972597What?
rosetais..... your oshi........
>Japanese holos yuri baiting >making a peropero pun>Western women >I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FIST IN YOUR ANUS LOL TEHEKind of encapsulates the culture difference
>>42972600It's the original hashire the others are based on.
>>42972601Jimmy status?
>I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FIST IN YOUR ANUS LOLMiko says this
>>42972607duty fulfilled
>>42972603God I love japanese women so much...
>>42972603I mean, I wouldn't say no....
>>42972610This.
>>4297256028
Do it for her
>>42972603>Japanese holos yuri baiting>Flare: Noel and I are, actually you know what, we're not
>>42972617Lucky bastard we saw you in the crowd
now hear thishashire hashire wakibao
>>42971605pegora's dead monki...
If even geniuses make mistakes, then what hope is there for me?
>>42972622That's not yuri baiting... retard-chama...
>>42972476No, fuck it, shorts are for males.
>>42972628How about you accept Christ and keep going?
>>42972547Try to move your hype somewhere else, some future concert or event, it doesn't matter if it's months (or even years) away.The important thing is that there is always a hope or something that causes you excitement to arrive.
>>42972628there isn't any
>>42972628stop thinking with your dick
>>42972622Flare doesn't know what she wants. I trust Noel.
>>42972629These women will never talk irl
>>42972630Should I focus my eyes there?
>>42972635I will accept Mio, the big wolf god, into my life
>>42972643 but they will have sex with each other
hololive BR when?
>>42972644I think you're supposed to cum in there anon
>>42972649*cums on friend's tits*
>Adtruck is still the best Hololive songThey will never make something that surpasses it at this rate
>>42972628New research suggests "genuises" are less successful in the real world than retards (divergent thinkers)Because if you know the right thing to do and reach it through logic, that becomes predictable and boring, while a retard will sometimes completely mess up but can also, through random chance, make some insane revolution that breaks an industry because he tried something so stupid no one would ever think it would be possible and it worked
>>42972647yonkisei already has a monkey
>>42972653Adtruck 2
I FUCKING HATE INTEGRALS SO MUCH https://files.catbox.moe/8jiq75.mp4
>>42972647
>>42972653I think you misspelled hacha mecha
Nene doesn't deserve her tits
>>42972654>New research suggestsstopped reading your reddit factoid there thanks for warning me by wording it like that
>>42972661Get in the knowledge, shinji!
>>42972628If a genius can make mistakes, then mistakes can make genius sometimes too!
>>42972661
>>42972669New research suggests you can't affirm the antecedent
for me it's mumei
>>42972661uhh you must be 18 to post here
>>42972628if everything was perfect then why would we exist?
>>42972669that's surprisingly deep
>>42972675Cute idowl.
do any of you guys seriously own a penlight?
>>42972633gay take
>>42972662Watame! No!
>>42972676I'm almost 30 buddy, besides, I'm sure most holos would struggle with integrals as well.
>>42972568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-I3GDxoPYoi saw this in recommended when i listened to that. bluegrass holo when?
>>42972687>most holos would struggle with integrals as wellmore like all of them
>>42972687Buddy aren't you a bit old to be crunching integrals?
>>42972677God is perfect, why does God exist?
>>42972683I'm sure some people here have penlits and use them as dildos
>>42972683I own the official licensed Nekomata Okayu fleshlight does that count
Do you think there'll be any graduation this year?
>>42972683I have a bunch yeah
>>42972683How do you select all those different colours?
>>42972698Haachama if things go like this.
>>42972653holomen ondo or plasmagic seasons if it counts
>>42972687jokes aside, ganbare anon
>>42972687Maybe Noel could tell you what one is>>42972693Don't be rude to an anon finally making something of himself
>>42972683I wish I could have fubuki's peen
>>42972687Why would you study integral in that age?There's 0 real life application for it
>>42972683the colors are fucked>mio>green
>>42972700There's a button that cycles the color
>>42972683Surprisingly, I haven't gotten any of the hololive ones yet. I do own love live ones.
>was one of the best group performances>gets overshadowed by like five other performancesenen...
>>42972698 Towa is quitting hololive to a start career in horse breeding as a fluffer
>>42972708Hey maybe he's going to college just now, it's never too late
>>42972693>>42972708I need to finish college and get a degree, otherwise I won't be eligible for a promotion at my job.
>>42972706I didn't mean to be rude, I just want to know what he's up to
I guess no one here works in data science I use intergers every day
>>42972715>anything gen 5>goodlmao the crowd barely cheered compared to when Gura or Baelz were on stage
>>42972722gura was on stage with nene though
joshukuns.... the egoistic seesaw.......
>>42972721NEEEEEEERD
>>42972721Is that one of those unrational numbers the kids have been telling me about?
>>42972721>intergers
What did gura mean by choosing a eurobeat song?
I don't want to be that annoying faggola but does someone have a collection of streamable links from holofes? I missed both days because it was my birthday and my sister forced me go camping with her friends and I couldn't watch
>>42972732did you fuck them though
>>42972732ctrl-f>>42972210that's most of em
https://litter.catbox.moe/mxkm8f.mp4PARRE PARRE PARRE
>>42972736oh shit didn't see that, thanks!
>>42972709MIO IS A TREE
Every holo that chose shorts over skirt is a slut
>>42972708>There's 0 real life application for itYeah expect engineering, construction, physics, finance, etc
>>42972731thats shes absolutely based
>>42972734I'm am 32 year old virgin and they are cute college girls in their early 20s, so no I had no shot and was just happy they were nice
>>42972737parreeee parreeeepaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>42972745Computers do it faster and better
>>42972705Arigatou
>>42972698Yeah, mine
>>42972745>engineering, construction, physics, finance, etcThey're all gonna be replaced by AI
>>42972748sounds chill
>>42972744Sora...
>>42972748Retard. Why do you think your sister took you camping with 2 single women? You should have tried to get a date.
>>42972750wrong. just see robocco
Have you apologise to her?
>>42972622Flare is anti-yuri, this is well known.
those super long colored cloths that hang on the back of the outfits are stupid. in general these outfits were pretty bad, surprised no one is complaining
>>42972765kanatan owes me sex
>>42972748>being this cluelessAnon...
>>42972755"Hello chatGPT, uh, will this building fall down?"ChatGPT looks over 6,000,000 valid building plans, all of which look kinda like your building and are all signed "safe""yep, you're good"building falls down
>>42972661Anon is retarded...
i wish i was kanatan's dad so i could molest her growing up
>>42972647Surprised no one posted it.
Is it just me or did Polka lose weight?
>>42972782Too white
what the fuck spwn? where is the vod for day 2 and holo27
my thinking days are over
Reminder that Botan has a PhD in Mathematics.
>>42972776This will happen but it will happen less than>we don't need to spend that much on reinforced concrete >bridge collapses
>>42972799So that's why she's a hag and a virgin too
I'm thinking about Lamy right now.
>we don't need to spend that much on reinforced concrete akuchinks say this
>>42971948This is nice. Anymore with Nene?
I want to rewatch Two and the archive is still not up..
which holo is too smart? don't say button because that's cheating
>>42972778Gomen...https://files.catbox.moe/a3plgw.mp4
>>42972812Pekora
>>42972815Based
>>42972812That's too vague of a question. Intelligence exists in many forms.
>>42972805Yes, and?
I can imagine holoplus will be nothing but complains when some drama happens, right now there's quite a few post about the lack of VOD.Wonder how moderated it'll be on the full release.
>>42972812Haachama If she was just a little dumber, she could happily be super popular with no worries about school and marrying some guy to make her dad happy But she's actually a very intelligent person..
Which holo has the highest IQ?
>>42972820..and then get eaten alive by escalators
i like memesthey should sing more meme songs
>>42972819Yea and aqua is missing all of them
>>42972824Pekora
>>42972815We will never get Marine and Flare doing this live...
>>42972812>>42972824The TokyoU graduate.
>>42972822it will be redit tier
Will roboco ban that one robosa on the holoplus?
underrated MC segment
>>42972824The laziest
>>42972824ayamedoes literally nothing and gets 1 million subs
>>42972824Korone and Botan
>your oshi>do you reject the axiom of choice?
>aqua and suisei both didn't show their belly buttonsWhy are they so reserved for? Are they seriously thinking like "don't sexualize me" when they're arguably one of the top 5 sexualized holos?
>>42972836Shion?
>>42972809https://litter.catbox.moe/rkza7a.mp4towa!
>>42972833I'm getting turned on, friend...
>>42972826Oh god don't remind me about these videos...
I have become obsessed with pictures of holos with guns
>>42972812marine. she is a harvard graduate
>>42972845prudes i swearthey are fucking avatars
>>42972845Aqua because she knows less is more. Suisei because she unironically wants to be a man
>>42972857i want noel to hold a M16 because she's the best gun and M16 a CUTE
>>42972669tensai nene...
>>42972850Thanks anon, Towasama is so cool...
>>42972860Hot title
>>42972742post the tree miofa
>>42972824which holo is most stupiderest low iq dumb dumb?
>>42972867Buried by management. She felt irrelevant during the concert. Imagine MCing with Matsuri of all people.
>>42972785I hope not
>>42972845Aqua is traumatized by Gaou's sexual art
>>42972839>KoyoriI will never forget how hard I muted.
>>42972824IQ is a meme.It's only really used to diagnose certain conditions.
>>42972871Watame
>>42972871chappi
>>42972844WatameAfter almost 1 year, my $20 headphones have started to fail.When I bought them the headband came loose on one side, but since I don't need to adjust them I didn't think much of it.About two weeks ago, the leather that covers one of the ear sponges broke, revealing the contents inside.And recently, for some strange reason, one of the headband plugs "came off", leaving the cable exposed. I haven't dropped it or anything, I've taken care of them as best I could but still this has happened.I regret not being careful enough, in a way I think that maybe it is because to fit the ear, it has to make 24/7 pressure on the ear, but at the same time that all the blame falls on me, for not taking enough care of them.This week I will go to ask for warranty, I hope it goes well.
>>42972872It's ok I like festival too
>>42972871Roboco
>>42972879you have low IQ and have been diagnosed with many conditions
>>42972879Sounds like you've got at least a two digit one anon
>>42972836I really should make an edit with loading circle on top of her head when she is doing this
>>42972845I hope Suisei knows the more she's trying to hide it the more people want to sexualize it
>>429728841 year is not bad for 20 dollar headphones anon
>>42972850That fucking >SENCHOU at the beginning, kek.
stroking my dick to friend...
>>42972844PekoNo coz it's just so cute and useful, like Pekora
>>42972799Botan is a gordon freeman...
>>42972871
IQ is generally useless though It's basically processing speed but since the human limit is so low, the tangible difference that exists in reality is so insignificant that most of the time all being high IQ gets you is more time to think about how everything is fucked unless you find something you can completely delve into that will hold your complete attention.
>>42972829
>>42972892I got 126 last time I did an actual IQ test (not the online meme IQ test)
>>42972904botan doesn't need to hear this, she's a highly trained professional
Look where your "high iq" got you
>>42972908so you took the meme offline test
>>42972900OH NOW I HEARD IT
>>42972715this group and Sora really are the only ones the new idol outfit has looked even moderately goodI want the old ones back for next year
>>42972731she has some of the best music taste in hololiveif only she knew how to make orisongs
>>42972912You assume everyone here lives a life of ruin like you my green friend
>>42972912look where low IQ got your nation
>>42972847I thought she graduated from Harvard
>>42972921Which one of these four doesn't get a cunny?
mumei is so cute bros...
>>42972907>It's basically processing speedThis is true if you assume that every human is able to solve most of the IQ test questions, but there are some that can't and they're not even disabled.
>>42972921grass
>>42972871The staff is known to treat them like they are slow children. Perhaps all of them.
>>42972921>>42972928 hololive is lacking
>>42972914Followed by the classic "aishite" for good measure.
lot of low iq bros coping here
>>42972935Throw in luna I guess
ahhhhhhh friend.....
https://files.catbox.moe/5dujl6.ogg
>>42972940not even close
>>42972945R*shia?
I came friend...
>>42972909Botan, we have complete confidence in you.
>>42972948she's deadwe need new cunny
>>42972940Miko in her new outfit could work.
https://streamable.com/fnfrd5
>>42972921stop doxxing me
>>42972959miko is a titcow she isnt cunny at all (even though she is cute and funny)
>>42972960
>>42972961He's so cool...
>>42972961Can't believe he got to fuck subaru after this...
Fix friend.
>>42972964Then her wife then
Towa texts mumei
>>42972970>>42972966if you can also break a man in half like this, then you might have a chance with Subaru
The only EN that actually did well is the one they hate, lmao. Fucking go back already you losers, embrace your homo unity.
>>42972964She is cunny-coded.
>>42972974think of the advertisers...
>>42972974*cums on Pekora's perky tits*
>>42972980https://twitter.com/Great_O_Khan/status/1529815928438784008I'll never be on his level no matter how hard I try...
>>42972982She's just another hag trying to be young like pic related
>>42972990He was Japanese and 6 ft tall anon, you had no chance
>>42972988*tums on perkora peko cits*
Why was Ko'one trying so hard to have the nerdiest performance?
this koronesuki went nuts for marionette
>>42972981who
>>42973007 she did two carthweels. you know who's the fucking nerd? all the lazy whores who sit on the computer all day playing video games and can barely dance and move around on stage despite being 10 years younger than her
>>42972974is that a
>>42972961This is actually kinda funny
>>42973011Kronii her clock choreography was interesting
>>42973011bae pretty much all this thread could talk about for the 8 hours after the show is how good bae was or that she earned her /jp/ pass
>>42973016based
>>42973018A what, anon?
>>42973021I don't know who that is
んなああああ
well i don't feel that strongly one way or another
>>42972402thanks! i like these kind of videos
>>42973025*taps sign*
>>42973031neutralGODS won... or whatever.
>2023>still no lapu gf...
>>42973028Not interesting enough to watch not live so don't worry
how good are those gozaru cookies?
>>42973025She was so good basically nobody cared about Marine of all the people who came after her.
>>42973041>all of holostars combined is two and a half sandwiches and 3 sauce packetsKEK
>>42972921Missing Anya.
>>42973025australian girls are hot~
>>42973041Botan and Luna's are the best.
>>42973041It's almost like having sex with the real thing.
>>42973050anya's design is very uniquea shame she's a nothing person
>>42973041They're the most popular item because they're allegedly made the way she makes them and she's known for making cookies.None of the other items have that kind of appeal.
>>42971829standing blowjob
>>42973041Friend's yakisoba, Luna's takoyaki and Botan's ramen look appetizing...
Holos for this energy
>>42973075Vsada Pekora
>>42973066B-But Botan designs ramen
>>42973075This is a pro-jew subreddit
>>42973061Sora so cute
>hololive>no one is live
laplus was supposed to stream a lot after coming back and joking about the 3% thing...
>>42973081aki...mel... bae...
>>42973073I used to cum a lot to this image
>>42973079
>>42973090that's a child
>>42973080And ChocoLui kind of make their own dishes, but they don't have one single recipe that's recognized as theirs.
>>42972402Rare Watame cosplay
https://twitter.com/x_fu_yu_x0/status/1637073935643865088Sex with female watamate (male)?
>>42973090>>42973099Yea, you should be jacking off to pics like this instead
>>42973104jesas
>>42973104suisei looking like grimace
Is it true that this is what miko looks like in real life?
>>42973106I'd eat her chicken
>>42973107Miko is not peruvian
I love making people uncomfortable
I really miss mommy!
Where is friend
>>42973113Me waiting for my making people uncomfortable prize
Next miComet collab when?
Why did Ina choose such a feelsy song for an otherwise hype event?
>>42973116Playing games with Mio to celebrate a successful fes
FAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*opens Twitter*Let's see what new FBK lewds we have...
>>42973125Because beat variation in a 3 hour concert is good
bloom... 2.... *coughs blood*
https://twitter.com/happa_desu_/status/1637326228020658177
https://twitter.com/Motionstahp/status/1637283255371337728Ru-chan..Fucking Cover man
>>42973140It's never happening. Off collabs are cancelled too
>>42973142go back
>>42973142Aloebros?
Stop wasting images ENshart
>>42973142You know if they put images of her there she would be demanding money. She's just that kind of person and it's people like her that make the channel deletions the norm.
>>42973130Girls shouldn't sit like that, Mio
when will they sing creeper aww man
Anyone have a streamable of the NeneLamyMatsuriAki performance?
>>42973142It's like she didn't exist at all
>>42972675For her it's Marcel.
>>42973059>>42973068seeing how all the holos talked about how good the ramen was I've had a craving for it
>>42971588whats friend masturbating to
Thoughts on my gf?
More AyaKanaMari karaoke colllab imminenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf_RgR4NYc
>>42973142Shouldn't have read the replies
the own is dying
https://streamable.com/rj0x7z
>>42973142Poor Yoghurt didn't deserve what happened.
https://streamable.com/fnfrd5I clipped the moment when the Great O'Khan comes to the rescue of Subaru's duck mascot
the Noel cosplayer is very cute
>>42973178Why do all Jap women do that stupid eyebag make up now?
>>42973194FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42973199she's the only one who doesnt look ayyyy lmao
>>42973205Helps their eyes to look bigger
>>42973194I made a sound post too. Idk why, I'll probably get called a tourist for this but idc
>>42973194>the villains act like your usual toku crookslmao
>>42973142Cover memoryholed Holo CN... They actually had proper graduations...
>>42973178Very cute but she's mine already
>>42973219never do business with china
when's haachama coming back/graduating?
Haachama isn't coming back is she?
>>42973226Cute owl!
>>42973194the crowd goes mild
>>42973219The only ones who did were Yogiri and Spade.Artia and Civia were fucking snakes and deserve everything bad that happened to them.
>>42973199Shinozaki Kokoro (Fubuki) and Enako (Marine) are cute as well.
why do you hate chammers bros
>>42973142https://files.catbox.moe/6vwrjh.mp4
Watching AZKi sing "kawaiikute gomen" (with mel and rbc) gave me an erection... I'm sorry...
disrespect the chama
I cant believe Mio didn't do Miostep this fes.
cute cosplay rankingnoel > fbk > caramel flare > cheeky orca > mukirose > buff nenechi > others
rapechama
(me) in collaboration with (you) presentsTOTAL FBK SEXfuck fubukipound fubukislam dunk your dick into fubuki's pussyfuck her silly on the concretetie up fubukidouble team fukukilaunch your dick into her assholehave a one night stand with your sex friendcum on fubuki's feetshove your cock down her throatfuck fubuki while miosha watchespassionately fuck a pregnant fubukihave incest oyakodon with fubuki's daughtersniff fubuki's cunthave an orgy with GAMERSNTR fubuki with ogaconsensually rape fubukifuck fubuki's thighslick fubuki's armpits
ENfag is using the bots to post again lol
>40 minutes of Mumei lusting for her own genmatesWtf
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1637650167426961408Haachama...
>>42973259I see
>>42973263For me, its>have a one night stand with your sex friend
Haachama isn't ogey...
>>42973259Did I miss a good flare?
>>42973194I kneel
>>42973277Haachama is rrat...
uhh schizos told me we would have 3 graduations after holofes???
Horny owl singing face
CHECK HAACHAMA ROOMMATE NOW
>>42973284link?
Your oshi could die from covid and you'll never know
>/vt/ cares more about Haachama than herewhat went wrong
RIP Haachama
Why didn't you save the Chama?
>>42973270it's over
Chamabros I'm not feeling well...
any new rrats?
>>42973270Graduation incoming.
>>42973295This. Wtf
Haachama is going to be the first Holo to actually die
>>42973295Proof?Oh wait, they have a bigger IP count
>>42972582
wonder if the baby is a boy or a girl
>>42973270RIP bozo
>>42973308>holoLIVE>talent DIESExplain yourself YAGOO.
Haachama will come back again, right?Like Laplus
>anons leaving for /vt/no don't go...
Is there any way to filter AI art on Pixiv? I can't search for Fubuki lewds properly.
>>42973270>担当マネージャーより>can't even make the tweet herselfIs Haachama actually dying?
>>42973329There's a setting to tick on your profile iirc
Is hachaama finally going to graduate or not?
>>42973142Where's Aloe?
https://youtu.be/z8r1d6TwtmMCute!
>>42973339whomst?
>>42973333Fuck I had read that it was going to be implemented but I didn't know that it was already functional.Thank you very much anon
Haachama ain't in heaven.
>>42973168Asking for this too
https://youtu.be/FzpwMiXUfqk
>>42973346It doesn't filter everything because not everyone marks their images as AI generated even if they're using AI tags but it gets most stuff.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!
>>42973356how come only nene had good call and response
That one marine cosplayer who refused watame > enako
>>42973142what part of terminated don't you understand?hell i even own the fucking rushia nendroid and I know its a cursed object.
>>42973361i'm enjoying it
>>42973343She sounds like Iroha
Hi, how are you...
>>42973125>>42973136this. not even in idol stuff, but in other concerts.
>>42973366Sakura-san...
>>42973355It's better than nothing, I think
is haachama ogey?
>>42973189fleur was really good. i wish i didn't fall asleep after deco27, but my god it was so hard to just stay awake at that point.
>>42973375rrat spread to her lungs
>>42973199moe is a very cute woman
>>42973386I hope she shows up more. having cosplayers roleplaying as holos going around interviewing people is pretty neat
Even the dramafags are dead here
>>42973343She looks so soft
Look at this smile and protect it.
>>42973394rabu onyon
>>42973383it's over.I really hope she's doing okay though
>>42973394What if I don't?
chama..... no........
>>42973394*starts chopping the onyan*
Good bye moomers...
https://youtu.be/GhYZORJHQME
>>42973270basically confirms all of holofes performances are prerecorded, including the dances. not that it's news. it's just very weird that they are still pretending otherwise
*Saves Day 2*
>>42973194I love this
>>42973104fatass
omae wa mou.........shindeiru.
>>42973415STARTEND LOVE
>>42973415That's not Korone or Korone/Mio/Okayu
>>42973239It's at the Hololive expo. They can't go too wild anon
>2 weeks without MumeiNo...
how are we supposed to cope without red heart
>>42973343neckline not deep enough
>>42971686Sauce?
be careful when on utube I juss type in hololive snd got this doxx shit reported both vids but still
>>42973426did she say that at the end? she was coughing pretty bad
>>42973438cute duck
>>42973408I hope she gets better.
>>42973438korone looks like that!?
>>42973438everyone and their mother knows who they arenothing really fucking happens
>>42973439She, it did sound pretty ogre. Man...
I should do a sex with Kanata
>>42973447I didn't though it break emersion for mw
how would COVER handle the death of haachama?
>>42973450
>>42973438stop reporting videos for no reason, retard
>>42973451we recoil at the thought of kanata rape here
>>42973450>starts simping forWhat do words even mean anymore
>>42973438Towa...
>>42973464sup Vtuber ch
>>42973464sorry to cut your income doxxer but the girls deserve privacy
>>42973455that chin almost poked my eye out when I opened the image
>>42973466Torre...
>>42972870
>>42973466He's right though, towa has mediocre pussy.
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1637651121119596546Are kakage and izumi gay or just really good friends
https://youtu.be/xCI_ZOsOl-YMiko will always be friendzoned.
>>42973474How did he get in there
>>42973464I'm going to make more accounts to report now
>>42973470bold of you to assume I get any income in any way
>>42973479
>>42973423Miaw...
MYSTERY NIGGAS
I miss Haachama's lewd ASMR...
>>42973481report this*cums on anon face*
>>42973484What the fuck I expected a shitpost reply and it's fully detailed
>>42973493Post it on youtube and I might
>>42973495that aki cosplayer seems naturally photogenic
80% of the girls who went there probably already did JAV or showed their vaginas on twitter/fanbox.
>>42973483I'm cumming Fubu-chan...
https://youtu.be/D_2bluVPsb0
>>42973501I know miko did
>>42973501yeah, with me
I'm super tired and sleepy...
>>42973475Kotaro...
>>42973509you got 5 hours until day3 starts
Suisei trained Aqua...
>>42973404NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42973142Kaoru...
I wish korone and miko would go back to playing eroge
>>42973518Akua...
Wide Towa
>>42973500Miofa...
>>42973523this but nene
S O O N
>>42973512Ok, time to drop on the mattress...
>>42973526Towide...
>>42973538t...
>>42973529thisI need another kenja time session with nene
>>42972683I started wishing I had one during the concert, I wanted to wave along with everyone else.
heimins won
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_officeBecome A-chan and Nodoka
>>42973362Watame ended up getting it anyway. Staff cannot stop her.https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1637542891097829376
>>42972683Yes, I never got one for love live but I did get the fan fun island one. I used it just yesterday for the fes>>42973533hope marine talks about when it will go up on her channel today. I want to hear pekobako
Reminder that sankisei are all HUGE Nijisanji fansPekora's oshi is HimawariNoel's oshi is MitoMarine's oshi is GundouFlare's oshi is Claire
>>42973557>saw the pinned tweetHeh
>>42973557based sekuhara sheep
>>42973561Nun holo when
*sends you a cease and desist letter*
>>42973563>>42973565She also retweeted this for her after she saw the clip.https://twitter.com/otogino_parsley/status/1637299323301163009
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1636887641277988866?s=2035 (36)
>>42973561don't forget that Lamy is a huge Salentomo
I wanna go back in time and fuck mr koro before her marriage
Where are the streams, lazy whores?
>>42973483Fubuki's outfit is kinda slutty...
>>42973582Easy access.
>>42973495she's so cute! what did Aki think of her?
>>42973578This but anon's mother.
>>42973582her navel is the perfect size for my dick
>>42973582The design is lewd but her 3d model in that outfit is too skinny
>>42973593tfw anon is mr. koro's son
>>42973504Debunked rrat
>>42973474thank you>>42973479it grew around him
*casts spell to make laplus old*
Sex with 2010 Laplus
>>42973607*activates trap card to cancel the effect of the spell*
Day 1 > Day 2
>>42973613*bugs out and just increases her breast size*
https://streamable.com/58pnkzhttps://streamable.com/rj0x7zLamy has come so far, guys. I'm so proud of her. Lamy Love!
My oshi's performance>everybody else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shartys
Haachama status?
Does the rtx 4k upscaling AI work with the concert?
Oh fuck forgot to buy merch>all acrylics sold out except Ame and IDsFuck me, fuck the message board gacha, what the fuck are these headless and bodyless keychains
what time is the concert today
>>42973622Her solo was really good
haachama is fucking dead and no one cares
Can the faggot vtnigger necrobumping the catalog stop please? My general's cute OP pic won't last a day like that
>>42973507goodness me...
>>42973648yeah, because doomposting/deathposting is so much fun. suck a dick.
>>42973649Which general is it, anonchama
>>42973656lu bu
>>42973656Shan't say. Don't want ironic weeb subhumans invading it. Just stop, okay?
>>42973666try not be racist and maybe ask nicely?
>>42973666I'm not the one doing it. I was just wondering>>42973671Git out
can we please cut down on the number of posts about knife raping holos to death?
>>42973639did the stickers sell out for deco27?
>>42973679>cut downheh
>>42973671only this thread thinks the s-word is racist because the janny can't handle the insult on its dumbfuck existence without resorting to victimizing itself. everywhere else, it's about the lacking human quality, as in intelligence, brain development, and emotional quotient a.k.a. lesser than normal human.
Where's Towa
>>42973639Apparently they'll add more stock at some point later, they didn't specify when though
>>42973688i hope things get better for you
Every day gets harder and harder
https://twitter.com/mashix2mmd/status/1637290842061942784
https://files.catbox.moe/9cc0au.jpg
day 2 torrent doko
Who had the most eeotic performances?I just finished masturbating to Chloe's Holo27 song again and want to branch out a bit more.So far I only did her and Aki.Solo songs only please by the way, I like to focus on just one girl at a time.
>>42973708I know, holo thighs get fatter and fatter because they don't exercise
>>42973709is shion a predator
>>42973716>he didn't record his own copy of the live
>>42973648we all knew it will happen sooner or later
I want to be a NEET again
We don't tolerate racism here
>>42973648I always saw her dying from a savage knife raping, not some dies seas
i hope things get better for you
https://streamable.com/z2wul8https://streamable.com/c03ynv
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1637675032053977088big kusa
like if you think about it isn't knife raping just murder? like it's murder but you are targeting the vagina instead of the Brian or the heart whatever you know?
https://files.catbox.moe/jj4p5w.mp4
>>42973744They won’t, but that’s life.
>>42972210Put it all in a PasteBin.https://pastebin.com/931Yd55a
>>42973760heh
https://streamable.com/s8d0li
Which live was this taken from?https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1637669197621923840
>>42973777almost 3 years ago....
>>42973770Why is it missing random stuff
>>42973648Body isn't even cold, you're a fucking monster.
>>42973788It's what I could gather between here and /vt/ but I can't get it all.
remember friday and saturday? hooo boy...remember... 2020? wow... *starts nodding*hololive
let s be honest nene had the best performance
>>42973413Some of the MC parts were live at least, the reactions were too specific to be prerecorded. It is kind of disappointing that they're trying to pass off the music parts as still being "live" though, I don't think anyone would really care that much if they just told the truth. It feels really disingenuous when they're all talking about "how nervous they are to mess up" and stuff like that.
say you had to have sex with your oshi or else your family gets murdered what kind of knife are you brining? for me I'd use a butterfly knife
I like Kronii's song because of her clock choreography, there, I said it.
I'm thinking weird things again
the knife poster makes me uncomfortable
>>42973806Towa would willingly have sex with me (I'm Korean)
>>42973806I'd go to the cops and say some crazy anon is threatening my family.
towa is sterile
how do you guys tell RIsu and Anya apart?
>>42973803Well for all we know it's their choice like in 3D lives, they can do prerecorded or live, and the ones that say they are afraid if messing up did it live
All this time I thought by knife rape you guys meant raping elves.
>>42973823Risu is a squirrel and Anya is cunny.
>>42973823Only one of them can sing.
>>42973832to be fair Flare is ranked most "knifeable" 3 out of the last 4 years
>No PekoMoona>No SuiMoriI'm just really glad there is no cross-branch performance
>>42973845u forget chajmmers and ollie?
>>42973779Polka maybe..
>>42973828Listening to Mumei, her part was pre-recorded.
>>42973845>gurashio
>>42973845You dumb.
Towa is streaming soon, please prepare yourself.
Anyone here collect hololive merchandise? I'd buy some but shipping is so outrageous to the US. Plus one time I bought some pocky from Japan and when it came it was all smashed up. Like not just sticks broken but each box was misshapen and the insides were almost dust
>>42973852>>42973865>>42973871Not the holos that I care about.
>>42973845Gura x Shion was literally the highlight of the entire event
>>42973873Not again...
>>42973877>the highlight of the entire eventThat's not Korone solo
>>42973876If you haven't set up tenso yet it's your own fault at this point after the last 9 months of fucked shipping
"BanG Dream" sounds like a chinese mobile game
>>42973873I'm preparing to cum.
>>42973876I have like $4,000 worth of hololive merch sitting behind me right now
>>42973898Permission revoked
https://youtu.be/DLg6Hy6KJSEcuterys
*BanGs Towa*
I slept 11+ hours.. I missed pretty much all the Aftertalks and what not..Could someone give me a rundown?
>>42973876I think shipping forwarding is the play. I have more pending Lamy merch than received
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1637669197621923840Flare thinks she's funny.
>>42973885Tenso is a fucking scam too, their handling fees are too much. It's too bad that they're the most streamline forwarding service, I've tried other ones but they're all scuffed. I guess you get what you pay for.
>>42973913rundown
>>42973915I laughed
>>42973915Flare is funny and cute
Truly the soul of hololive. How can pekora ever compete?https://youtu.be/uo88owHG0Go
>>42973915Flare thinks she's a lot of things, which amusingly she's never in the end.
>>42973828nah. it's either everyone is live or none of them are. i used to cope that only big group parts and non japanese performances are prerecorded. now they even use prerecorded MC. they are being too complacent because no one ever complained
>>42973924*frowns and leave*
>>42973913well there'll be more aftertalks later today just watch those
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1636756747531714560What's her problem? Let me rest!
>>42973803even 3D jap artists still lipsyncing in arena lives. Give this part-timer idols a break.
So I bought the $150 through day ticket on SPWN.Why is it that I can't I watch the VOD of Day 2 or the Deco*27 concert?
>>42973940lipsyncing and completely recording the whole performance are different levels.
>>42973941SPWN archives are sometimes delayed a bit, I think they go in and fix certain issues during the live in post.
>>42973941https://twitter.com/hololive_event/status/1637672815326531585small indie company, please understand. should be resolved by today
>>42973943You try singing and dancing like that and tell us how it goes without you going into cardiac arrest or sounding like shit with you moving so much.
>>42973947>>42973948Thanks. Any idea why the second day and deco vods were delayed but not day 1?
>>42973955deco stream had some weird camera issues, might be trying to fix those. Day 2 had some weird mixing issues, might be that.
>>42973952again, I'm not talking about lip syncing. If they did either dancing or singing live, that would be fine, I would still consider that "live", but prerecording both and just playing the video isn't "live".
>>42973955holo*27: cameraman horny for Sora's tummy and weird delaysday 2: not really sure. maybe cameraman fucked up again
I thought you guys were making shit up about haachama...Is she really pregante?
>>42973969Yeah, with me
>>42973969Probably
>>42973969yeah she's pulling a miko
>>429739270% sexy is one of those things
https://youtu.be/wztmSx2_T6wwhy did they give Sakamata a schizoid song?
I keep thinking about Koyomio's Animaru performance. Netiher is my oshi, but it was so good.What were you guy's favorite performance from fes?
>>42973969It doesn't seem that unlikely. Probably doesn't want to deal with the stress of announcing anything right now, we'll probably get an announcement in a year after everything is over and then a graduation.
>>42973976I don't know but this is my favorite song on the album
>>42973976because she is one
>>42973982>HoloX>/x/master yagoo, you've done it again
>>42973969Are /vt/umors going to start spamming her comment section like they do with Ayame
>>42973986YesActually right now they're spamming that she is dead
I have something important to post but you fags hit the image limit, well done
>>42973969That HSKW clip sounds like it's something along those lines
>>42973770Leave it to the Cytube nigger to do it properly instead
>>42973992She's depressed because of pregnancy?Doesn't make sense because women loves babies
If she was knocked up she'd just quietly get an abortion you guys are insufferable desu
Does anyone know where Towa is
>>42974006chammers is catholic though
>>42974003Postpartum depression is a thing
Flare has fat thighs and milkers
>>42974006>abortionokay satan
Just swallow a spider and have it attack the fetus that's the Australian way
>>42973976Why do you think she has the mask?
>>42974009Catholics invented abortion
>>42974006and? do you think it's possible to quietly get an abortion while streaming, retard? This is EXACTLY how it would look like. Weirdo messaging from manager, "something bad happened", crying etc
>>42974017if I take it off, will she die?
>>42974006She is dumb but not a bad person.
>>42974003She get pumped and dumped, now she has to raise it as a single mother
>>42974020It's like a 15 minute procedure
ok fuck your rrats I have some important posts to make please kill the thread thank you
>>42974003Are you retarded? An unplanned pregnancy is completely life changing. And not always in a good way. Sometimes the father doesn't want to stick around and then they're a single mother. You think that would make women happy?I don't even think she's pregnant, but if she is, then it's entirely reasonable for her to think her dreams are over if it was unplanned.
always knew Lap is bad influence for Chammer
>>42974015The spider would melt before it reaches the fetus, idiot
>>42974029you are literally braindead... procedure is not the point but a huge amount of stress she's getting from everybody.
>>42974042Okay she still would be able to tweet she's on break
>>42974040then why is my gf pregnant if she only does bj?
>>42974038>her dreams are overNot reallyShe can always hire a babysitter or just ask for her parents to help her out
Anyone who thought Haachama bought all that lingerie just for herself is retarded. Women buy lingerie like that for their boyfriend to enjoy, not themselves.She is obviously fucking around and so the pregnancy thing might very well be true.
>>42974044jesus so fucking DUMBuse your rotten head for like a secondliteral actual real life NPCs
I don't like sex anymore...
>>42974054Pregnancy changes your brain and body, she would probably be unable to do either idol stuff or university if she actually gave birth
>>42974045She blew really hard so it cooled down the fire inside the body that keeps you warm
>>42974045She has an ovary in her mouth
>>42974006I don't think she got pregnant, but abortions are very taxing mentally
https://litter.catbox.moe/wjjh85.mp4https://youtu.be/zHD5MCUezVoI'm ready for this year's summer already even though we just entered spring
jealous nijischizos are really seething aren't they
>>42974064Uh.. women are stronger than that. You don't know what you're saying.She can give birth and get a professional help then return as Haachama.
>>42974071Pregnancy is much more mentally taxing
Haachama was stuck alone in Australia without any friends for the entirety of High school.When she graduated and came back to Japan, she told her viewers she wasn't going to be streaming as much because she wanted a "normal university experience".Anyone with half a brain could tell what she meant by that. Her best friend is the tinder-using slut Hoshikawa, for fuck's sake. I hope that if she really was betraying all her fans and became a slut in college that she experiences the full consequences of her actions.
>>42973873i HATE towa!i HATE that cute purple retard so much!
>>42974006You guys read too much Oshi no Ko.
haachama is too ugly to get preggers tho and she's also insane
>>42974080It depends but yeah, the point is she can't get out of it "just" by getting abortion
>>42974079At that point though, would you even want her to?
>>42973913Migo and Aki and probably others reviewed some of the footage from the event, including Jimmy clips. Aki cried and said it made her happy to have fans like that, and that she wanted to continue being strong even in tough times. Something like that anyway, my nihongo is not what it used to be.
>>42974072If we don't get individual swimsuits I'm done looking forward to summer
https://litter.catbox.moe/5rtwr1.png
>>42974090>uglyShe's very cute actually if you've seen her
>>42974082hoshikawa is a good friend it's not her fault if the guy didn't use protection
>>42974090Did you see the Gura mom she was like a 1/10 bug still popped out a baby shark
>she's getting married>she's pregnantJesus Christ, she's sick. That's what it says. Unless proven otherwise, she's sick. I get this site is about conspiracy shit and mental gymnastics but that's dangerous. If Cover and her says she's sick, she's sick.
>>42974098Towa Baby...
>>42974093Yeah I just don't want her to graduateYou would understand how I feel if you actually like her
Does anyone notice how some tweets are geo blocked for some reason? I can't read some of Zion's tweets anymore unless I switch to a Japanese IP
>>42974109bro Hoshikawa literally said she had a mental breakdown in the middle of their date.. because something "bad" happened... fucking "sick" lol nobody is sick with a cold for months. What kind of fucking sickness do you think she has?????
>>42974038Damn are we getting real life Oshi no Ko arc now?
>>42974100define cute because i think a small monkey is also cute
>>42974120>nobody is sick with a cold for monthsKanatan...
Is Oshi no Ko good? Isekai/reincarnation aren't appealing to me, but the girl looks cute from the cover
>>42974125Jill isn't cute
>>42974129Anon just forgot that Holo are mostly frail and unfit japanese women, any sickness will last much longer than usual
>>42974120Towa has had a cold for 3 years
>FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! mmm Fauna! Fauna looks so cute! Well Fauna... Fauna is everything all at once. Fauna is adorable, cute, she's a...she... she's also just Beautiful, and graceful, and just so womanly! But she's so... but she's also so soft... but she's also so...what why is the word I'm thinking of like 'shaped'? hehe...Her shape is so oooh! and uh she's... but she's also a dork, cause she's adorkable! How does she do it all at once? I didn't know this was possible. Ohoo! Oh my god the way she UUUU'd, oh my gosh! like it's, I was just smiling just thinking...it's like, she was amazing. Her performance just, like it captured all of that, everything I said that she is. And I think, that was Beautiful. She's so cute! That Idol pose I squealed.-Nanashi Mumei, from Hololive Council
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENThttps://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1637697318546972672
>>42974129kanata had long covid. they never announced haachama having it
>>42974119Do you have an example?
>>42974133Frail and unfit women can't dance and sing like Haachama
>>42974120It should have been me getting that slam pig...
>>42974140https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1637226355522936832
>>42974120She's had depression for months.
>>42974145Works on my machine in burgerland
>>42974145it's just twitter dying cause of based elon
>>42974147>depressionnot real
>>42974134oh fuck, she sneezed directly in my mouth...
>>42974145Doesn't work for me in burgerland
>>42974148Yuro and it just keep saying that the tweet doesn't exist
>>42974145I can view it fine.
>>42974136Rabyu onyan
Is Twitter actually dying? What the hell is happening? Where would I read my oshi's important announcements now?
>>42974104Hoshikawa is an unironic double-digit body count having whore.If Haachama really did get pregnant, then it's almost certainly because Hoshikawa introduced him to her.
>>42974145Oh no, anon get sent to alternate reality.Tell me the status of Towa in that timeline.
>>42974168it's been dying for months
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1637692039491112961
>>42974113I do like her anon, but I'm not a cuck.I'm not going to pay for some kid she shat out becuase she was off betraying all her adoring fans.
>>42974137if you get the jab and get a normal flu, the symptoms are much worse than before. I can shrug off a normal fever in one night before, but after the jab, every fever I get lasts at least 3 days and my throat/nose recovers very slowly.not 3 weeks slow though
>>42974145>sorry, that tweet has been deleted.
>dude is she gives birth she's going to stop streaming i swearlmao everyone celebrated miko going back though
>>42974180that's nonsense
>>42974187your mom is nonsense
>>42974145I'm a burger and I can't see it. It just says that it's been deleted, but after going and looking it up on google cache, I don't see any reason she would have deleted it.https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:7KNw76X_YgwJ:https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1637226355522936832&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
>>42974170>>42974176Haachama isn't even a GFE holoJust think of her as a daughter or dumb sister
>>42974185fuck off, bird-kun
Towa is suing me for defamation
>>42974191IT"S TWITTER DYING how many times do I need to repeat this?Yesterday it was met's twit to ayame, today you can see it just finefucking thing jsut doesn't work properly cause retard fired everybody and there's nobody to keep its shit together. it's only a matter of time before all the errors and shit reach the critical mass
>>42974193Yeah my daughter isn't having a kid at 22 she's not even full grown
see, this is why no one wanted to "care" about the chama thing. you get dramaniggers and doomposters. enjoy.just hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
>>42974119I wasn't able to see Met's tweet about Ayame yesterday but I can see it today.
>>42974170>Hoshikawa introduced him to her.headcanon also haachama is an adulta person's body requires sex to function properly
>>42974200>>42974191>>42974145Something similar happened awhile ago with search, it stopped working in certain areas. If I had to guess, Twitter has caching servers in various locations, and some of them probably started glitching out and not synchronizing properly with the main server, so depending on your location you see different results. There's probably nobody left on the Twitter team that even knows how that code works to fix it though.
>>42974145>>42974191>>42974200The weird part is that if I then click on one of the replies, it doesn't even show the [this tweet has been deleted by the author] message. It just looks like the person is replying to nothing.https://twitter.com/vqHQY5Sv9nI6puV/status/1637226462544793601
>>42974208No wonder you're dysfunctional
>>42974208>a person's body requires sex to function properlyYet you're still alive? How interesting...
>>42974191that's what I meant, it should be viewable if you switch to a Japanese IP with a vpn
>>42974212because it was not deleted.
>>42974095Based Jimmy.
Twitter should just geoblock americans from accessing tweets from anybody outside america to be honest. Just make sure they keep their mental illness in their own neighborhood.
>>42974203Age isn't a factorMy aunt had a baby at 17 and she's still doing long distance running 8 years later
Cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tievbfXl1AY
Why would Haachama being pregnant prevent her from making tweets?
List of pregnant holos?
>>42974231Hime is a little addicted to the game
>>42974235my oshishe is pregnant with my child
>>42974214>>42974216i had a dry spell for 3 months and my body felt sluggish and slows down my reflexes
>>42974234It wouldn't. But the mental breakdown from finding out that she's going to be a single mother would.
>>42974234BECAUSE SHE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND MANAGEMENT CUT OFF HER ACCESS YOU DUMB FUCKstop asking stupid shit
Haachama was an easy woman?
>>42974234Not the first time a holo didn't tweet for a long period of time
>>42974247Only to kokujin
>>42974248Which other Holos had to have their manager tweet for them though?
>>42974248isn't it a first time management openly twitted for a holo tho?
>>42974241Pretty sure you're either a virgin, or you haven't had sex in years, just like every other loser here, but okay, pretend to be a normie or whatever.
>>42974254every single one of them
>>42974247She's not a whore if that's what you're implyingI like HaachamaPregnancy or not, I don't want her to graduate
>>42974256Because she's "sick"Her manager tweeting for her will make her "sickness" look even more serious and gain sympathy instead of drama
>>42974193"Not a gfe holo" is an oxymoron. These girls spend tons of intimate time with their fans and never mention boyfriends or exes because they're ALL gfe, anon.
>>42974258I'm a proud volcel. Allah will give me 72 virgins.
>>42974271NTA, but what the fuck does that have to do with her being sick, you ESL retard?He was asking if this was the first time a manager tweeted on one of the girls' accounts. He wasn't asking why they did it.
https://files.catbox.moe/7cvao4.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/9p6j23.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/bm1wrk.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/kklouj.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/zki15o.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/eym5mk.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/w5rtb6.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/r3obhs.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/bszpj1.webmThoughts?
Towa is going to impregnate your oshi
>>42974282*He wasn't asking why you think they did it.
>>42974258stop putting sex on a pedestal
>>42974287That's just bibi controlling her
HAACHAMA'S PURE BLOODED PINOY CHILD
The real reason Haachama is gone is that they finally threw her into an insane asylum
>>42974286I want her to still be a virgin.
>>42974294Only good post ITThttps://files.catbox.moe/3tixlt.png
day 2 vod still not available what the fuck
Anon is pregnant
>>42974305I wonder what they're editing out of it
>>42974291Sex is only meaningful if it's with someone you care about. Otherwise it's a selfish, even more self-indulgent form of maturbation where you use other people for your own gratification. If you're the type to use tinder and do random hookups and shit, then you're genuinely a bad person.
>>42974286it is unironically over for her. And it literally doesn't matter if she's pregnant or not
>>42974305>>42973947>>42973948
>>42974272That's on youYou shouldn't care what they do behind the screen unless they talk about it firstHoshikawa fucked up by mentioning Haachama's breakdown without asking for permission first
>>42974311Sakamata said something among those lines a while ago
Towa isn't GFE, she's my actual GF
>>42974315>You shouldn't care what they do behind the screen unless they talk about it first>you shouldn't care that someone is betraying you unless they confess to it.Kill yourself, cuck.
Chamers is having sex right now
>>42974311dumb logicthere's nothing wrong with having a healthy sex life as long as you use protection and not a dumb whore
I bet the father is black too
>>42974320No. She's probably crying.
Towa is BFE
>>42974324Stfu americuck it's brown with pinoy pride
I bet Towa impregnated someone before
>>42974319>betrayingI see her like a sister, how does that make me a cuck?You really want this young woman to miss out healthy relationship?
>>42974331Towa impregnated these two >>42974324>>42974320
>>42974323Treating other people like they're disposable objects is not having a healthy sex life.You're supposed "sex-positivity" belies your true nature - an impulsive, sociopathic cretin that is contributing to the ruination of society and the festering of how people view others and relationships. The world would be better off without selfish monsters like you.
>>42974338>You really want this young woman to miss out healthy relationship?She's an idol, you stupid faggot.She can find love when she quits far into the future.
>>42974341stop demonizing me, dumbassboth parties agrees when we do those things and knows what we want from each otheragain, stop putting sex on a pedestal
>>42974319Someone doing something that doesn't hurt you is not a betrayal.I don't care if holos date as long as they don't talk about it on stream, and as such them dating is not a betrayal.
>>42974344You don't decide that, idoltrash.
T'owa's definitely caused quite the perturbance this time.
>>42974316only the first part
>>42974344Yes she's an idol but that doesn't mean she can't go on dates with opposite sex when she isn't streaming or practicingUnless you want her to live like a machine and do idol stuff 24/7
>>42974317My condolences
>>42974361That is unironically what some fans think. That they should be streaming or tweeting about what they are doing offstream at all waking hours.
:)
>>42974351I won't stop demonizing you because you are literally what is wrong with society.Kill yourself.
Sorry guys the XXXL magnum condom we used broke
>>42974378Aww, I wanted to play with waterballoons too!
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1637710563894759424IT'S OVER
>>42974378Towa's a large girl you better hope she didn't tear you up
It's overhttps://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1637710563894759424
>>42974381>>42974383it's over...
>>42974351Typical roastie cope.
Don't forget to let them know that they need to segregate the shartyshttps://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1637710568936329219
>>42974355>>42974361>>42974369Idols don't date and Haachama's dream is to literally be the strongest idol. She says it pracitcally every stream. You don't watch her.And besides, do you even know where the fuck you are?Why don't you go back to your own thread, faggot? >>42948054
>>42974378That’s what you get for wearing conforms not your size. That’s not going to be tight enough for your 4 inch girth penis . Of course that’s gonna come loose and “break”
Well it was funny until /vt/ cucks show up.
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1637420034162315264
There's always a certain melancholy when you realize that you were getting ready to watch a hololive concert roughly 24 hours ago, but that's not going to happen again today because it's over;_;
>>42974398NTA, but are you a woman? 4 inch girth is like horse size, anon. Like a literal draft horse or something.
>>42974376>>42974387never leaving, retardsstop putting sex on pedestal
>>42974395You don't speak for her.
>A poor girl is going through a mental health crisis and needs help>This thread: lmao. She's getting fucked and pregnant. You're just making it worst.
>>42974395I only watch Hololive though?I love idols but that doesn't mean I want them to live like a nun.As long they keep it to themselves then I'm fine with it and as long as they're safe.
>>42974415Who are you talking to
>>42974411Either she's committed to her fans like an idol, or she's a manipulative, deceitful whore who's tricking lonely men into supporting her.Which is it, anon?I know you're falseflagging, but I'm also bored.
>>42974408Girth as in circumference, not diameter
>>42974415you're unironically part of the problem>She's getting fucked and pregnant.why is this a wrong thing to do as a healthy woman?stop stigmatizing sex
Does anyone have streamable of Bae's Deco song?
>>42974394I answered 'iie' to all.
Practically difficult to be that sad out of the blue to stop streaming. Haachama helps Laplus go through her hiatus then suddenly falls into despair herself? Impossible.
https://files.catbox.moe/c1wyyk.mp4
>>42974415>through a mental health crisisBut they said she has sickness as in physically sick
>>42974425girth means diameter, you brainlet.
only 1 day after fes and we already are back from beforenoice
>>42974415you wanted this
>>42974438I've literally never seen people discuss penis diameter, it's always been circumference
>>42974394I told them to stop pre-recording their singing and dancing.
>>42974420If you're completely invested in a woman like most gachikoi are and you don't have any problem with your oshi getting creampied by some guy that isn't you, then you are a cuck.You should either admit you don't care about her that much or that you're a pathetic cuckold that enjoys the thought of other men being with the woman you care about.
>>42974438girth[ gurth ]nounthe measure around anything; circumference.Retard
>>42974437dyrbi
Context for this pls?https://twitter.com/achan_uga/status/1637631760476553221
>>42974383>>42974381What games does this company even make, googling the name gives me nothing
>>42974415'making it worse'
>>42974436Owari da...
>>42974438You're an ESL, arent you.
>>42974450lamy waiting for achan to sleep so she can rape her
>>42974452https://www.gamer.ne.jp/game/%E6%9D%B1%E4%BA%AC%E9%80%9A%E4%BF%A1It's the company that made that puzzle kusoge Towa played.
>>42974446I'm invested in my oshi as streamers, not as romantic interests. I enjoy the content they make, I'm not looking to marry them (not that I'd turn them down if offered)This is their job. They are allowed a personal life, about which fans get no say.
>>42974452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRBLfrzR3Y
1) No one ever talks about circumfrence.and2) "Girth" doesn't suddenly change definitions just because you're talking about a cock. Girth always means width or diameter when talking about a cylindrical object.
Reminder that Rushia died for this.
>>42974445nice
Imagine Towa
>>42974466What the fuck, I just came?
Non-virgins must leave /jp/ immediately!
worldwide strongest idol is not strong at all.........
>>42974452https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=FTY+LLC.. Their mobile games look like those ads that seem so shitty you assume they have to be fake.
Botan is a little girlhttps://youtu.be/kQx-UrkMsKA?&t=418
>>42974469You should get that checked
>>42974463The actual proper definition of the word means circumference, you're the one changing it
>>42974446>enjoys the thought of other men being with the woman you care about.No I don't, dumbassI just see her as a sister. Yes she's cute but that doesn't mean I want to have a romantic relationship with her.If you want her to keep on streaming and do idol stuff for a long time then you would want her to be healthy both body and mind.
>>42974469It's OK to be gay but no need to brag about it anon
>>42974466https://files.catbox.moe/n32hys.mp4
>>42974473stop not having sex first
>>42974461>about which fans get no say.Sure. Just like they get no say if I choose not to support them or even anti them if they manipulate and predate lonely men into thinking they're single so that they seem more attractive and relatable to the majority of their fans.
>>42974463https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/girthhttps://www.dictionary.com/browse/girth
>>42974492Indeed they do get no say in that. Your behaviour is for you to decide. Doesn't mean the choice you make is rational though
>>42974484>Yes she's cute but that doesn't mean I want to have a romantic relationship with her.Then you aren't gachikoi for her and should shut the fuck up while her real fans talk about her instead.
I want to nakadashi Towa
>Pekora will become a hag in less than one yearYour time is counted Peko-chan
Thread feels simultaneously incel and gay right now, a new low.
>>42974495>It's irrational to dislike those that try to trick or scam you.
>>42974496>real fansNo you're not itYou're selfish and only think about your own happiness. What about her?You want to make her depressed when she thinks about all the things she missed out on?
>>42974501You mean holostars fan ?
>>42974503Because they aren't trying to trick or scam you. You thinking that's what's happening is the irrational part.
>>42974499I can't wait for those eggs to expire
https://twitter.com/felutiahime/status/1637593822095085569Thoughts?
I'm a schizo and I dislike hoIoIive
>>42974503Now you're just being racist towards Indian people.
>>42974512prude fucks
>>42974512>fellatiohime
I've watched Ko'one's performance like 8 times today, it's so silly it's perfect.Massive crowd reaction when she appears.Second wave of cheering once the banjo kicks in.Silly looking horse graphics on screen the entire time.Just running around the stage with a big smile.2(two) flips(cartwheels) to finish it off.https://streamable.com/7i5so3
>>42974512not enough navel
4 inch girth is still big...
>>42974507>>42974510I missed out on all those things and I am fine. No one forced her to apply to Hololive or talk about being the "strongest idol".She has agency, you subhuman. And she CHOSE this.At the end of the day, it simply comes down to this, which applies to any of the girls in Hololive:If she's telling her fans that she's single or at least heavily implying she is while in reality she isn't, then she's dishonest and thus a bad person.
I told you all about the college orgies, you didn't wanted to believe me.
>>42974525Retard, you seem to think like I'm against you or something.If you can date her rm for real and make her happy then I'll root for you but you can't or won't.I just don't want her to be resident /r9k/ poster or suicidal.
>>42974525Contrary to your belief, there is actually no legal need for idols to remain celibate. That is just a predatory tactic by their producers, forced on the idols. Hololive doesn't have that, they are free to date if they want.
That kaigai niggie who got all the artwork has been following hololive /here/ since 2020 and posted on /vt/ that he was actually enjoying the Lapras solo performance, not disliking it
>>42974518You forgot> dialogue segment with herself> talking at 100 miles per hour "casting" a non existent horse race
>>42974525You should prepare yourself for the possibility that all holos are practically dishonest and bad people then.
>>42974548proof?
la+ eating a hambubgerhttps://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1637719175769751552
>>42974555>my oshi is a whore>now i must cope by calling everyone else's oshi a whore
>>42974394done. now I'm gonna falseflag as an enshart and answer everything in eigo to demand homos and homoEN and shit on them for segregating males.
>>42974539I know it's not a legal requirement, you fucking dumbass. But it's expected that people are true to their words and actions.Not a single Holomen has ever mentioned dating anyone while in Hololive. There's a reason for this. Either you believe they're all doing it to manipulate their fans into giving them more support, or you think they're being honest when they say they aren't dating. There is no in-between.I believe the latter as I wouldn't be able to cheer them on in good conscience otherwise.
>>42974548>not disliking itWho the fuck was claiming that he disliked it
>>42974461I'm the opposite of that. I don't really care about her activities, I just don't want her to have a boyfriend so I can keep having her as my imaginary girlfriend
>>42974555Whatever you say, moonafic.
>>42974555Them having sex wouldn't make them a dishonest or bad people, nijinig.
>>42974548>/here/you mean global
>still no day 2 archive
>MASS fags spamming the thread againWe hate whores here, fuck off.
peak EN hours amirite
Which holos are actually genuinely lesbians? I don't want them cheating with another man behind me
>>429745812 more hours... stay strong.
>>42974518She always looks like she's having so much fun. Her smile is simply contagious.After Day 2, I had to go back and watch her Airman performance, which I think was the highlight of last year for me.I wish I had a higher quality version, because the main channel's stream is really artifacted. https://youtu.be/zkXvWvTX_BE?t=5311Also, the fact that Korone specifically thought of all the overseas fans and called out to them during fes melted my heart.Holy shit, I love her so much.
>unironic roastie and faggots ittwhat happened to you /hlg/bros...
Twa hates me...
>its ok to have my oshi have a boyfriendaloecucks i swear is a mistake
>>42974572It literally would, you falseflagging retard.
>>42974583Koyori is the only one confirmedMarine is bisexual
>>42974557>>/vt/thread/S45481660#p45481660>>42974575/vt/ didn't exist in 2020, so I'm assuming he did post here. He actually ended up posting in /#/ about his fame, though. rumao
>>42974589I think it's a troll that's bored and just wants to fight even though they don't believe what they're saying.Instead, they should talk about their favorite performances from 4th fes.
>>42974598nigger, how fucking new
>>42974583Marine was a lesbian in high school but now she prefers BL
>>42974593By your own logic, AZKi would be satan incarnate.
>>42974598Global existed before /vt/.
>>42974568his head
>>42974598Global - 2020 (september)/vt/ - 2021
>>42974600>>42974604>>42974608Oh right, for some reason I was conflating /hlgg/ with /vt/. They're one and the same for me
>>42974603retard
>>42974589It's the MASS discord, they've been doing this shit since Aloe and have been doing it ever since.
>>42974558Rabyu Lapu
>>42974612I accept your concession, nijinig.
>>42974598Dumbfuck, global split was in jp in 2020 to contain enniggers. Just because global refugee (as in jp hlgg retards that didn't want to go to vt with its ilk) revised history and say shit like "been here since t incident", doesn't mean they're not cancer.
What happened with Haachama unironically ?
>>42974603We've been over this before, indo retard.Azki was upfront about her marriage. She never tried to trick anyone. She isn't allowed to talk about it as Azki, so she straight up announced it as her roommate.She also never planned on being a part of Hololive. She joined INNK music and wanted to make music, not be an idol. She still doesn't think she's good enough to call herself that and that humility and honesty is what separates her from some lying whore like Moona.
Man, what would 5ch think about us when they read this thread.
>>42974624no one knows, and dramaniggers are speculating shit and being mad at their own headcanon.it's just another day that ends with y.
You guys like cocks so much i'm gonna post my brown penis
>>42974628Nice try, nijinigger.
>>42974568Not him but there were definitely some>>42942167 >>42942198 >>42942091 >>42942094
>>42974628>Azki was upfront about her marriage. She never tried to trick anyone. She isn't allowed to talk about it as Azki, so she straight up announced it as her roommate.Do you not see the hypocrisy in your post here? How was she upfront about her marriage if you declare she's not allowed to talk about it as Azki? Not everyone follows or knows roommate shit, or even cares about them.
>>42974635Who are you going to tribute to?
>>42974642Haachama
>>42974635based pignoise
Next thread will be Fauna
fuck off roastie, don't gaslight me
Taiwan word for nothingShamechama
are they arguing if its ok that your oshi has sex with another man?the fuck is this argument? shouldnt the answer always fucking no?
>>42974637lmao.Enjoy rendy's leftovers, faggot.
>>42974641Everyone who cares about their oshi follows roommate shit. If you care about your oshi being single, the first thing you would do would be to go look at their roommate account. You must actually be retarded.
>>42974652>>42974653You literally was your oshi to become a femcel. KYS
https://litter.catbox.moe/uysd4x.jpg
>>42974652We're being invaded by nijifaggots, anon.
>>42974658No, that's called mental illness
>>42974660>You literally was your oshikek
>>42974658Literally delusional. Just because you act one way doesn't mean it's the majority. Miko is my oshi and I couldn't care less about her roommate shit, I follow her for being Miko. I don't even know if she has roommate activity or not. Definitely not my first thing to do with anyone.
>>42974669You know what I meant
azki is a lying whore
>>42974660You are literally a cuck or a roastie bitch. KYS
>>42974671Miko faked being assassinated so she could drop her roommate activities last year.
>>42974674she isn't. she is honest unlike rendy's cumsock, moona.
ew a nijig replied to me
>>42974671Miko is my oshi and I have downloaded all her old roommate archives videos/pics
>>42974682People are deleting their own posts to prolong the thread. Why?
>>42974676I'm not a fucking whore if that's what you're trying to imply.I just want these women to be happy, dumbass.
>>42974687Mental illness. So, kenzokus
This is why nobody like haaton here and shit on their oshi.
>>42974671If miko had a boyfriend on her roommate account, you wouldn't care?
*starts vibrating*
>>42974688If you have a bodycount above 1, then you are a whore, nijisis.Sorry.
>>42974686That's nice too, I certainly don't mind seeing her roommate content if I'm presented it, I like Migochi as a person too. >>42974693I'd care on a level of ''I wonder how I should feel about this, good for her, guess I continue supporting her but obviously this affects how I think about her for the future but it's not world ending shit.'' way.
>>42974687sometimes after 700 posts without images things get unstable
>arguing about women and purity in the incel women hating capital of the internetroru roru rumao
>>42974698You're a selfish bastard that only cares about your own happiness.
>>42974698*unless you were divorced. I guess there's no helping that.