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beware of abandoned stations space captain anons, who knows what terrible things may lurk within
they might even have a working fabrication bay that's compatible with your ship's AI

i'm going to ask every lamia to show her butthole until i get an answer

>>42962172
>enter derelict space station in the Crab Nebula
>SURPRISE! It was full of Crabs! They're scavenging it. Because crabs are scavengers.
Well that proved uneventful. On the plus side my ship is very clean now

>>42962386
You're very lucky. I heard the last ship that entered that derelict space station was scuttled.

>>42962316
Lamias aren't going even HAVE a butthole. Lamias are snek girls, so they're going to have:
> Lady parts for sexy times up top, like a Centaur
> A cloaca further on down the line where sneks have 'em.

It's actually something I've thought about before--arguably, sneks are like centaurs, because they'd have a pussy and a cloaca, and on sneks that cloaca is the penis entry zone.

Anyways, more snek mamono should be wrapping their lower body around Anon to force him to fuck their cloaca while wrapping enough additional body around him to force him to eat her out as well. Centaurs definitely can't do THAT and it means that:

> SNEK >>>>>>> Centaur

And that's just science.

>>42962557
>A cloaca further on down the line where sneks have 'em.
This gives a whole new meaning to coiling.

I wish a cute cancer would scrub me

>>42962557
that's hot, this is a good take.

Stop giving Hebis ideas

>>42962610
This is my favorite lamia comic:

https://nhentai.net/g/102676/

It doesn't EXACTLY have the mechanics I want, but it's clear she's much more SNEK than they usually bother with in MGE.

>42962895
>n

>>42962922
igger

I wish we had a proper monster girl idol series.
So much potential.

>>42962720
>>42962431
In outer space, no one can hear you go woopwoopwoop

>>42963072
Why are shortstacks always so horny?

>>42962895
I want the Centaur-Maido from the same Cafe.

>>42962895
Reminds me of a snek maid from a maid cafe and a dude who thought the snek was into him but she just wanted to eat him
In the end she vored him

>>42963374
So tiresome...

>>42962172
i misread this as "abandoned space station captians, anon" and now i can only think of human men that ascended to eldritchness after a failed space flight
>anon's ship gets hit by a meteor
>decompression instantly hits
>ship AI is freaking out.
>ai "master! i cant seal the hole! im sorry..."
>anon sucked out into space
>his lite-suit is only meant for short hops between ships, its already starting to give
>as he drifts the mechanical whine from his AI's anguish through his receiver slowly fades
>suddenly, purple at the last moment. anon blacks out for a minute.
>A "master? y-your alive!"
>A "after you were sucked out i noticed a second object approaching."
>A "it dragged you back in, sealed the hole, and even reconnected my severed wires!"
>A "ah... but it is well... uhmmm. w-we're on good terms!"
>shog "aw cmon dont be shy. hey kid, im a shoggoth. nice to meet you. i had to make... a few changes due to decompression damage, buuuuut you dont need space suits anymore! pretty neat right?"
----
>a few thousand years later
>smuggler 1 "look man im not sure this is a good idea, travel through this sector is banned"
>smuggler 2 "ive told you this countless times before, if we want to deliver the goods we have to go through the banned sectors!"
>S1 "yeah but this one is the home of a shoggoth!"
>S2 "thats why we have particle shields. no eldritch abomi-"
>suddenly, a metallic groaning comes from further back in the ship
>S2 "what was that?"
>S1 "i knew it! i knew this was a bad idea"
>captian anon comes walking down to the cockpit
>captian "smuggling and going through a banned sector?"
>anon stabs some kind of knife into the ship's console, but its obviously not meant for stabbing people
>C "im sure you already know what kind of danger your in. so just tell me what the goods are and where you're hiding them."
>S1 "manticore barbs. 20 crates, 10k per. w-we are hiding them under the fabrication bay."
>S2 "dude."
>C "highly illegal, highly potent, and highly convenient for me. i like it..."
>in the moment of silence the ship's shield deactivates, and the sound of a larger mass attaching to the ship echos throughout the halls.
>A "ready to serve master!"
>C "good, prepare the fabrication bay to make two of those shogbots you two have spent the past two hundred years designing, you can get creative with how you use the material from the manticore barbs."
>S "save a crate for us to play around with back home. ive been itching to try and replicate those things."
>with a smug look on his face, anon teleports off the ship as it goes into lockdown. presumably going to fuck his wives while the fabrication bay works.

>>42963175
You know how big people can handle alcohol better than small people? It's the same with hormones.

>>42963867
also translates to dogs/canine girls
It's not the huge 2 meters tall Hellhound you need to be worried about - she sleeps most of the day and only wants a man pillow at most. It's the goddamn loud houndlet that's obsessed with recreating the weird femdom/reverse rape hentai she watches all day

>>42963813
>elder shog starts throwing baby shogs out into space like that planet in Metroid Prime

>>42964195
>ywn be a pillow to a huge monster
pain

Good morning anon, would you like to start you morning with some refreshing and nutritious Troll milk? You can have it directly from the source

>>42964595
stop feeding the trolls

>>42963028
>Lich idol who always sings in the same tone, only does low effort dance moves and looks constantly tired
>Somehow insanely popular

>>42964383
It's fun up until she rolls over you during her sleep and you get smothered in softness.

>>42964671
Yeah, know the natural order.

>>42964595
yup, also straight from the tap

>>42964671
I want to get breastfed by the Troll

>>42964962
Is he paying the troll toll?

Fuck the troll, pay the toll

>>42964940
>Can't get out of bed in the morning because she's holding you like a teddy bear in her arms and you can't wiggle free
>Late to work because of it

>>42965863

Lilim appreciation post. The urge to breed lilims is reaching its peak...

Just added the Yandere Shog chapter to my Bloodborne Crossover for that one person asking for it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115418578

>Come oooon, get back in bed so we can cuddle
>You don't have anything to do today, it's Sunday

>>42965942
Lilims are extremely rare and the chances of you ending up with one are less than winning the lottery jackpot

>>42961986

>>42966307
and yet the anon with strong urge to marry one WILL end up with a Lilim, that's how MGE works.

>>42966333
What if there physically dont exist enough lilims to go around

dont wear that dendria polpany set, it has amazing stats but it makes you look too cute to monsters in your oversized armor

I love extremely rare girls

>>42966341
The number of Lilims is always greater than or equal to x, where x is number of men dreaming about marrying a Lilim.
Why do you think you can even buy a ticket to watch DL give birth?

>>42966307
>(You) WILL love the lilim
>(You) WILL call the lilim cute
>(You) WILL take the lilim out on dates
>(You) WILL one day marry the lilim
>(You) WILL have romantic creampie breeding sex with the lilim
>(You) WILL have many daughters AND sons with the lilim
>(You) WILL live a happy and fulfilling life with the lilim
>(You) WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE LILIM

>>42964595
Troll milk may be more refreshing, but Haku milk makes you smarter.

>>42966478
wurm milk is the best for building strength and angel milk is amazing for faith

>>42961986

>>42966418
Damn scalpers bought up all the tickets to the latest DL birth viewing as soon as they went live, guess I'll have to wait 9 months before I can buy another ticket.

>>42966341
just wait a few years, you'll have a loli lilim knocking on your door.

>>42966493
>What it's like to be an average height in tallsborough

>>42966541
>naughty humans get put on the top shelf

Bloodsuckers need to calm down.

>>42966681
this is why you keep your vampiric castle dwellers wellfed, lest they go ravenous, equip an amulet of infinte healing and blood

>>42966681
soon you'll have to hide from the squitos

>>42966667
My wife keeps putting things in the kitchen on high shelves, so I'm forced to ask her for help. She makes a big show of it, "Oh, I guess I can help an adorable human this time~", as she'll lean her body into me and trap me between the wall and her breasts.

! !

>>42961986

>>42966746
You went to put ketchup on her burger but half the bottle came out

>>42966415
Ice Queen wives are hard to find not because they're rare, but for the White Horns and Yetis that steal you on your way to her palace

>>42966700
thats y you should learn telekienes

>>42966302
But I'm hungry

>>42965863
I want to be squished beneath the ultra hag

>>42966875
bogie auntie would be hella fun, but i bet shes real creepy

why do we have sith
but no jedi

>>42966900
She still makes you company on Friday night and drains your stress al night long

>>42966907
Because here we only deal in absolutes

>>42966893
You don't need food, just beeg Yeti milk

>>42966914
the entire point of monstergirls is that we dont
going to the extremes leads us to normal faggots and furries

>>42966908
still tho, she gotta be a creep about it by whispering in my ear, molesting me while asleep, and acting like a total creep

resist the sheep anon

>>42966847
They are already very rare, getting to one being so difficult only makes them even rarer in practice. A loli one ups the rarity even higher.

>>42966965
Joke's on you, that turns me on even more

>>42963028
There's already oversaturation of the idol industry.

>>42966746
Just out of the picture is a futa hellhound cumming inside her.

>>42961986

>>42966992
you sure? she has a fetish of dressing you like a clown and havign public sex with you as a circus act

>>42966302
I have work on sunday
You can thank the three-letter-word religion for that.

>>42967033
I'm not going outside on Friday night, I'm tired

>>42967033
That doesn't sound like a Bogey though

>>42967043
>Friday night
its sunday

>>42967047
bogie, the clown not bogey the plushie. The bogie bogey haku will rape this knowledge into you

>>42967033
The Jester and The Bogie the ultimate power couple.

>>42966907
It's because it's not pronounced "Sith", it's pronounced "Shee". Since the original Gaelic is Sídhe.

>>42967058
>bogie, the clown
dont you mean bogie D. clown ?

>>42967067
no, thats my doctor

>>42961986
You are being hunted.

>>42966307
The hardest part of marrying a lilim is less you and more their near 3dpg standards for men. Seriously they all want "heroes" just cause their mother just happened to get one. Good thing lilim are extremely long lived and will remain fertile long enough to not regret such a mistake.

Pic unrelated, I just think the sheep is cute.

>>42967086
>Sir, you are being hunted
OH GREAT, another "remake" of a classic that reduces the source material to a porn flick.
I hate mamono so goddamn much, close the fucking portals already.

>>42967097
>near 3dpg standards for men
Wait, what kind of cuck headcanon is this?

>>42967097
No eating from the load!

>>42966441
I will not. I will defeat the Lilim and then make sweet love to her lesser succubus assistant
She can watch if she wants to

>>42967097
There's a good girl o want to headpat and feed tin cans to!

>>42967097
anon, that just means you actually want her as in ignoring any other monster in the path. thats all. Also they dont want heros dum dum, read the books

>>42967097
Oh who really cares about those forever virgins Lilims are the basic bitch choice of monster girls they’re just a more powerful version of a succubus, that they have no appeal to me.

>>42966907
Because Sidhe are a part of ye olde english mythology, same way as trolls/tryllos are part of old scandinavian myths. Meanwhile, outside of Star Wars, there's no "jedi" mythos anywhere.

>>42967264
>Can't swim
>When most of her body is a giant floaty
Huh. I have a feeling the usual hand-holding swimming lessons might be a bit difficult with a snake, too.

When monstergirls are finally able to have incubus sons, will incubi born from harpies hatch from eggs or be gestated inside the mother?

>>42967403
i'd imagine inside since we dont have those teeth to pierce the shell

>>42967264
>water snake lamias
please normal lamias are scary enough

>>42967244
cute necromancer goat. can she turn me into an undead with her thunder thighs?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42967471
>those
>thunder thighs
huh?

>>42967403
>>42967422
Sons of harpies could have harder knuckles when they're babies.

>>42967403
I’m still wondering if a chaos monster has a incubus son would the son already have the transformations like their fathers from birth or would the sons have to get a chaos girl themselves to get the transformations, one of the many mysteries of MGE.

>>42967528
thing is, that we dont have any strength when we are just born
also, to make yandere normals, just fuck them until they can't think about doing yandere stuff anymore

>>42967574
hasn't it been quite some time for an old lady like Ran to go into her emo phase

>>42961986
>what are you gonna do, stare rape me?
>quote from married man

>>42965998
That was me, thanks Anon I'll check it out after work I have work really soon

>>42967604
But I read that they're shy and don't attack men!

I want to pet the stalks

>>42967061
I wouldn't be able to resist my auntster if she looked like this

>>42966907
>the cait/cu "jedi" are former animals that turned into proper monsters rather than furries
fucking hell that gave me a stupid idea.
>"you turned him against me, cunobi"
>"you did that yourself, caitikin! you embraced the sith side"

>>42966307

>>42967787
Choco Yandere Crocs.

>>42967792
I'm gonna pull Batlim in the demon lord pregnancy gacha!

>>42967666
I want to sniff her breath

>>42967873
Go sniff mustard gas

>>42967574
She has a silly hat

>>42967028
Sauce?

>>42963175
We DESERVE tall husbands! We are no longer asking!

>>42967877
I genuinely hope you have a good day, anon

>>42967777
>cu sith and a kobold having an epic lightsaber duel
>second panel is their owner watching in confusion as the two are hitting each other with twigs

>>42967911
if thats a cursed blade wouldnt it work better as a dagger?

>>42967976
She can charm other kinds of snakes as well

>>42967992
colubrids and elapids?

>>42968066
I don't know what means but if it means penis yes

>>42965863
Don't worry, your boss was also late because she slept in to cuddle her husband more.
In fact only the single monsters were on time. Again

>>42968093
>chatting up your coworkers while you kill time outside the building waiting for the late manager to show up with the key
>manticore starts leaning really closely when you mention you've got over 300 hours of Rape Time Off
if only there were some other way to pass the time...

>>42968093
i'd be the type to ditch school and hang around office buildings to try and catch an old OL monster on her break

>>42967949
It's someone's XIV character turned into a fatass.

>>42968207
>Delinquent anon takes to flipping the miniskirts of OL monsters
>Each one has a different style
>The stern serious manticore with cute bear panties
>Seductive bombshell demon with plain white
>Tomboy titcow pyrow with a sarashii and fundoshi
>Quiet shy holst hourglass with expensive Victoria's Secret garters
>Lolibaba baphomet wearing nothing at all
Good thing anon is on the track and field team.
Otherwise he'd have been raped dozens of times over for his stunts

God dammit
They know fully damn well what the rule is about food on the bed.

>>42968314
i'd be flirting with them as they were eating their lunch

>>42968320
Snacks are not food

>>42965942
Lilims are good girls and deserve to be loved and cherished everyday!

>>42968186
>in line at the dmv
>now located in pandemonium, naturally
>a clock sits on the wall, hands frozen in time
>some baphomet is holding up the line arguing about the date of birth on her license
>the employee can't do anything about it but it's not like the bapho is listening anyway
>try to zone out
>some raiju is fidgeting behind you
>probably masturbating
>asking her to stop would be basically volunteering your body
>resign yourself and stare at the wall
>the still clock mocks you over the non-passage of time. the line has yet to move
>an ushi up ahead of you broke down, grabbed the guy next to her and started humping
>an employee set out a "Caution: Wet floor" sign nearby
>great, the raiju rubbing up against you now and making needy noises
maybe the #1 leading cause of rape is actually boredom

>>42967097
My Lilim waifu doesn't have any notions of me being a hero, (even though that is her favorite role play). She loves me for being me, autism and all.

>>42968320
I swear they think that just because they act cute and have fluffy tail they can get away with anything.
They're right but that doesn't mean that they should.

>>42968527
Okay Joel

>>42967116
not thread related but I don't mind pokemon gajinkas I would love to have a tomboy Blastoise girl be the anchor for my team

>>42968563
True, that’s why farmers have so many kids

>>42968207
>hang around office buildings to try and catch an old OL monster on her break

If you want truly desperate, go to an Applebee's during lunch and talk to every hag at the bar.

>>42966907
Great now I'm imagining a MG with telekinesis running around her house in her boyfriends bathrobe acting like she's using the force.

>>42968669
>guys this gator keeps watching me while I fish, am I in trouble?

>>42968665
>she gets the broom and starts making lightsaber sounds

>>42968669
>tfw no good gumbo

>>42968320
This is why lolis are shit tier compared to CCs.
>lolis - will eat snacks in your bed like a goddamn savage
>CC - will get out of bed to make you breakfast in bed just so you can have the strength to get her pregnant today

The choice is a clear one folks, I don't wanna fuck kids and I hope that you don't sexualize children either you sick fucks, so get a mature woman today and make her smile!

>>42966907
evil too sexy.
you don't hear people clamoring for 'ancient good'

>>42968736
wrinkled hands wrote this post

>>42968710
>make some gumbo on your brand new houseboat
>bunch of gator girls swim up and tell you you're cooking the gumbo all wrong
>they proceed to start fighting over proper gumbo ingredients

>>42968736
Counterpoint: lolibaba

>>42968747
They called him Anon Moses

>>42968748
uoh small housewife

>>42968746
I'm only 27!

>>42968748
lolibabas are okay as long as they act their age
I like Grelia for that specific reason

>>42968747
>while the gators are fighting Snapping Turtle-chan snags Anon

>>42968743
That's because 'ancient good' was still pretty evil by our standards.

>>42968748
Based ending for that doujin too
>Hey, help me think of a name for this child you impregnated me with

>>42968736
A loli Demon will make you breakfast after you've fucked and sexualized her the previous night.

>>42968897
no loli will ever do anything like that they're all fucking brats who don't even know how to use a toaster oven

>>42968320
>Your wife eats fried chicken and doritos in the bed
>Rather than fight her about it is best to just join her.

>Look for a condom in a MGE pharmacy after being isekaid
>Loli cashier frowns asking why you would want that
>Say you want to have protected sex
>"Oh, I see!" she says smiling she picks up some device "There is a man here and you wouldnt believe what he said! Sir, can you repeat why you wanted that?"
>You blush about the attention but repeat you want protected sex
>"Dont worry sir, I got just what you want. Please wait here."
>You dont understand the fuss, maybe everyone here has it raw and she is happy that for once there is a responsible guy?
>For some strange reason a huge dark skinned wolf girl with flaming eyes and tribal markings comes out
>She begins to drag you away
>You worry you said something offensive or broke some law. Maybe "condom" means something different?
>"I-I dont think I got understood well... all I wanted was to buy a covering to have safe sex, protected sex"
>Her grip tightens
>You feel her tail crashing against you as it unconrollably swings *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
>"Me cant take it longer!" crudely says the canine with a strong deep voice
>The small goat girl sighs
>"Okay, use the backroom."
>Get yanked and carried away
>Did you said something wrong? Are you about to get eaten or beaten up?

>>42968944
That's super hot.

>>42968890
>>42968748

>>42969017
Still the best

>>42968669
gator nipples

>>42968987
Technically any sex with a hellhound is safe sex.
Nothing else is gonna touch you, anyway.

>>42968944
> Miss Baph fireman carries you into her domicile.
> The next morning, you're exhausted FOR REASONS.
> AND you threw your back out in, like, hour 2, so you're basically trapped in bed.
> So Miss Baph brings you breakfast in bed!
> Plays it off like she did all the work.
> But you see a familiar in a maid uniform peaking out behind the bedroom door as she comes in.
> Whatever, you got breakfast.

>>42968944
>no loli will ever do anything like that
Demon, Kikimora and Anubis ones would, I'm sure there are many more that are a good fit but that's just off the top my head.
>fucking brats
Yes that's the idea

>>42966746
>six months later
! !

>>42968320
yeah, she's eating right from the bag! crumbs will get all over no matter how hard she tries, gotta put it into another container.

>>42969207
I forgot about the space correction. Imagine the !! is actually five spaces apart

>>42969223
needs more of a curve to it

>>42968987
Safe sex as in "egg gets safely fertilized" kind of sex

>>42968944
as if you wouldn't find a confused and crying hag standing next to the microwave she caved in for alarming her with its strange beeps and unnatural ways
they're not great with technology

>>42969255

>>42969255
>having to comfort a 8ft hag who punched your microwave because of the beeping
should be mad, but I just want to spoil her more

What are some monsters you used to like but for whatever reason no longer either like them or feel neutral towards them?
For me it's Anubis, hellhounds, mermaids, zombie and wight

>>42969362
stay faithful

>>42969255
>>42969281
Only a filthy adulterous manwhore would use a microwave when he could have a dragon wife reheat things for him.

What would a Malef maid be like?

>>42969362
I would say I don't like them anymore, but Manticore were my introduction into MGE. Having a big powerful monster of a woman as a wife sounds great, but the venom part legitimately scares me. I don't like drugs, losing my mind or conscious control of my body scares.

>>42969304
>ancient evil hag from pre DL times
>relatively recently unsealed.
>bears a lot of mental weight
>going into public, or even outside at times, is a ptsd minefield.
>but she's been getting better, birds dont remind her of the old harpy villages anymore!
>decide to introduce her to some modern tech, mainly kitchen appliances since she likes to cook to keep her mind off of stuff. also keeps things simple
>first the microwave since its probably the easiest thing
>she gets a little nervous when pressing the buttons
>becomes increasingly uncomfortable due to the humming
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>suddenly she looks like a frightened animal and uses a sealing spell to lock herself in her room.
>apparently automatons existed back then... and she purged a few of their hives before the transformation happened.
please be nice to ancient evils.
its not easy for them to be reminded of the past.

>>42969382
But she always uses too much heat!

>>42969451
wouldn't, I still kinda like them.

>>42969087

Amazons too, they are top tiers protectice waifus

>>42969362
Based purely on body type, mothmen and papillons are great and I was drawn to them initially.
> Mothman is not *intentionally* rapey as fuck with her scale powder
> Papillons are nice girls in general
They're all right, I guess, but I need a meaner, more intentionally manipulative girl.

>>42961986

>>42969442
>arrogant tsun maid that runs her mouth at you but does her work almost flawlessly
>wears very skimpy uniforms
>you didn't know they even made lingerie that slutty for girls that small

>>42968625
Go to the gas station across the street from one of these office buildings at 5:07pm and stand in the liqour section. Prime desperate hag territory

>>42969304

>>42969362
>Used to really like liches
>Now I'm just eh towards them
Also, I've noticed they don't really get any new art except for the few lich waifu fags. And they're all massive faggots in all kinds of different ways.
Other than that Anubis is a big one. Nice wolf type girl but tends to be really one note.

>>42969362
Sandworm
I still like the idea of sandworm but the more I think about the practicalities of living with one, the less I think it would work in the long run.

>>42969451
Her venom doesn't affect your mind but it will make your dick hard for hours and way more sensitive

>>42969362
Most of Wonderland fell out of favor over time. Same for the undead. My interests made a hard shift toward just foxes, dragons, griffons, and vanilla valkyries.

>>42969362
hellhounds for me, they are mid to me

>>42969709
It also controls your body and you start to use her tail to get off. Maybe I'm just realism fagging, but that's not exactly something you can do without messing with the brain.

>>42969709
>AHHH! MY MIND IS MELTING! I'M BECOMING A SLAVE TO THE TAILPUSSY!
>babe, it's just viagra in a quill, chill out
>oh

>>42969612
Gotta buy a titanium monster-strength microwave next time

>>42969645
That's more or less why I dislike baphomets.

>>42969809
Same. It's hard to think of a Baphometfag who isn't a massive autist or faggot. Unfortunately Wights were forever for me by Wightfag's shenanigans and making them synonymous with NTR.

>>42969809
I like Baphos, but the burden of being husband to a major organization's leader and expected to be second in command is a bit of a turn off. Which brings me to my favorite girl, familiars. Comfy wizard life with loli familiar wife.

>>42969362
All the retarded newfag using Cheshires to justify garbage shitposting made me dislike the whole species
>teheee I was only pretending to be retarded like a true cheshire :^)
that kind of trash

>>42969362
Hellhounds, wights and anubis all due to ntr related shitheads.
Kitsunes because of all the hagposters

>>42969876
Being Runya's hubby seems like the perfect option for you. At most, you just have to fetch her coffee from time to time. Library sabbath comfy.

Really, I like to think that's what most of the sabbaths are like if you're married to a bapho. Just comfy, some errand running like coffee, picking up a package at the post office, maybe pick some things up at market, and rare items from the dark, underground market.

Obviously, there are a few named ones that don't fit this MO.

Thankfully Sandworm is still pure.

>tons of "x because some asshole likes them"
Buncha weak-willed Alps in here.

>>42969932
Hagposters are based tho.

>>42961986

>>42969940
That was always the impression I got from them too, aside from ones like Ropu's obviously.

>>42969932
>Kitsunes because of all the hagposters
Wow rude.

>>42969738
They probably mean that you are perfectly aware that your dick is so sensitive and bursting and you need that tailpussy for relief

>>42969959
It has nothing to do with being weak willed and more to do with faggots ruining the public perception of the species with their wanton nigotry. Breathfag, The Mick™, Wightfag, the various Baphofags who I'm not going to bother naming because I know at least one of those schizoids reads the thread to stir shit, and the various hagposters have really out-worn their welcome.

>B-But you're still a weak willed Alp!
Stub your toe and gape your ass on a mason jar.

>>42969738
big horny overrides a lot of brain processes. not intrinsically the venoms fault you're wired that way

>>42970069
Can you elaborate on the baphos? I don't recall any baphfags being obnoxious recently

>>42970069
why would public perception affect your personal interest? like what you like

>>42970069
One man, one Jar.

>>42969876
You can also be a husband to one of the hags in Shiro's Sabbath too

>>42970069
A whole bunch of shit that has nothing to do with the species itself and instead random fags on the internet.
So yes. Weak-willed Alp.

>>42970069
So what's your favorite with pristine reputation?

>>42970141
chochin obake 10/10

>>42970089
Man, just imagine--JUST IMAGINE--if the portals opened in like 2012.
> My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is out.
> It gets its own containment board, /mlp/, that same year.
> Portals open, monsters pour in.

> Almost impossible for any of the "taur" mamono to get non-cringe mates.
> Centaurs everywhere cringe.
> Nightmares have it the worst.
> Everyone wants their own autist wizard pony.

> Mamono petition for the show to be taken off the air as it's "offensive"
> Just makes things worse.
> Eventually they just resort to succubizing and incubizing the whole cast.
> Now it's just pornographic.
> Again, just gets more popular.
> But the characters are still cringe as fuck.
> Centaur-types all go back through the portals in defeat.

>>42970206
i didn't know you had such a personal interest in that

>>42969362
Lamia were my OG monstergirl alongside slimes, but i've turned into too much of a legman to primary them anymore

>>42969968
They're decent; now TRANSHAGCHADS on the other hand...

>>42970234
Stop trying to force your shitty meme

>>42970012
I don't take any issue with posting about hags in and of itself, my problem is more so how limp and onenote hagposting often is, reading directly as "hag does sex with boy"/"I want hag sex", and never evolving to anything beyond that. This entire thread comes down to wanting love and affection, and often sex, from various breeds of monster, but hagposting is especially onenote as quality posts often have some sort of evolving concept or lead up and punchline while hagposting oversimplifies to its own detriment, often relying on the existence of a "hagville" where older women would arbitrarily gather simply for the sake of the fantasy rather then putting in the mental legwork to position a young man in front of their imagined Christmas cake, but as a result the fantasy carries no weight and offers no satisfaction. Also to its detriment is the habit of many hagposters to go without a more evolved hag character, there's nothing to grasp onto beyond "old" because the fantasy is rarely fleshed out as well as many other fantasies are.
tldr. Hagposting itself isn't bad, but a lot of it is just really low effort. Pic included for comedic relief.

>Getting moo'ed in Starttown
You were never going to be the chosen hero, anon.
Just accept your fate as a humble, dairy farmer.

>>42970392
Thank you for posting an image with no mamono content at all--you have perfectly captured the spirit of "low effort" that you rail against.

> Miss Haku says "Lurk more!"

>>42970419
>giving up that easily
just take your new cow wife with you on your adventures

>>42970419
Has it been three years yet?
>3 more days until next months monthly call for questions
I can get waiting until you ask for next months questions at the same time but it sure is strange.

>>42970392
tldr. Just rant about shit you hate instead of contribute anything worthwhile after ten threads.

>>42970433
You'll be too busy getting milked and milking her.

>>42970435
First tell me how you got moo'ed so easily by level 1 cow. I mean they're really easy to defeat.

Uoooooh hag tits

>>42970468
I am not into the eternal lactation thing.

>>42970481
Then you shouldn't have gotten moo'ed, silly

>>42970121
>get hired as a 'custodian' by the shirokuto sabbath
>job ends up being taking care of a bunch of magical hikkis basic needs
>doing the rounds you enter ms witches room
>open tomes, discarded reagents, lit candles and bits of laundry lay scattered around while ms witch hunches over her desk scrawling notes
>engrossed in her studies she makes no indication of acknowledging anons presence
>he sets about cleaning up the fire hazard and tidying the room
>once satisfied, he turned his attention to witch
>tired, haggard eyes continued to pour over texts
>"ms witch, when was the last time you slept?"
>annoyed by the interruption she exhales sharply. "4 or 5 days maybe, it's really nothin- hey! unhand me!"
>anon lifts her light body and carries her over to the bed as she continues to babble about his impertinence and the importance of unraveling arcane mysteries
>she starts to settle down once anon lays her across the mattress
>he sets a nearby goat plushie in her arms which she clutched greedily
>tucking her in he goes to leave
>"ah, but...I can't sleep if you don't cast that spell"
>he didn't have an ounce of magic in him but he knew what she meant
>he walked back over and kissed her on the forehead.
>"a-and say the incantation!"
>"sweet dreams, ms witch"
as far as retirement home gigs go it's not bad

>>42966847
Ice Queens in general am,mre rare though.

>>42970508
anon valiantly repopulated the species singlehandedly and they are no longer in endangered or protected status

>>42970508
Just put a slime in the freezer for a few days. Nine out of ten perverts can't tell the difference.

>>42970529
>endangered or protected status
vile monsters tricking good hearted anons with their lies

Treating your ancient bapho wife like a child.

>Smoking
>Hey!! Cigars are not for children, put that down!
>Take cigar from her paw and snuff it out.

>Drinking
>Hey [bapho name], you're too young to be drinking!
>Take drink away and hand her apple juice.

>Dessert
>No! No cookies from the cookie jar until after you've eaten you peas.
>Place the jar on the top shelf in the cupboard.

>>42970141
Sea Kelp great bait m8 rate it 8/8

>>42961986

>>42969362
Sandworms probably. The idea of being trapped in what’s essentially a giant vagina while having sex sounded like heaven, but it became less appealing when I considered life outside 24/7 sex, and the fact that they’re also carnivores edged too close to vore territory for me.

>>42970600
I don't see why a Jinko would pretend to be endangered. I would mate with one even if their population had already surpassed that of the mouse girls.

>>42970085
Mostly goes back to the Wightfag debacle with Puuyo being the alleged Brutus to his NTR Caesar while Aux was coming on here to shit stir over worrying about his mangos as well as the chink with the "After DOP" manga shit.

>>42970697
you nut harder if it's to save a species

>>42969681
>>42970668
Retards.
>Q:With Sandworm, is female body able to detach from worm's body, or are they fused?
>A: They are fused, and can't be detached. However, still depends on their mana and intelligence(both can be developed by continuing marriage), she can change the part that are attached to worm's body to arms or back, and create pseudo-legs like human female. Additionally, they can temporarily shrink worm's body and become the form like Lamia, so they can go to the town with their husbands.

>>42970751
i wouldn't marry a sandworm to get a lower quality lamia out of it

>>42970731
>Puuyo being the alleged Brutus to his NTR Caesar
He publicly posted that he was ratting out the guy on twitter and here. God knows where else. You can range the reasons from retardation to attention whoring to maliciousness although I'd assume the latter.

>>42970500
There's a few reasons they're my favorite Sabbath group and that's a good example of it.

>>42970600
I bet monsters have fake sites selling stuffed animals and real monsters just show up in boxes like that. I'd order at least five

>>42970951
Interestingly it's the more monster-branded sites that are "safer"
Don't want to waste everyone's time when the one ordering is a monster too, after all.

>>42961986

Sure is dead in here.

Bimbo cow farm is best farm

>>42971155
i droped this cow in the lake, oh goddess of the milky lake

>>42971155
>Rebis

>>42971174
a spooky one for sure

>>42971155
is this the aftermath of plugging a haku into the milkers?

>>42971224
nah this is cali holsts

What is the purpose of weak men?

>>42971155
bimbo art treads a thin line between being good and being grotesque

>>42971258
90% grotesque if you ask me

>>42971267
that i agree with. Sometimes it goes over

To think some people hate the best girl because of one faggot, ISHYGDDT

>>42971308
yes, prolong the discussion. that'll be productive

>>42971308
>ISHYGDDT
What?

>>42971308
I don't hate Wights I just wish ding dongs would stop tying Wightfag to them like you do with Breathfag and Danukis or the potatonigger and the Siths.

>>42971251
Weak men are bait to most monster girls they can’t resist and they want to make men like that all theirs and protect them forever and ever, it is in their nature to do so.

>>42971251
Captured by dragons.

>>42971308
i dont hate her but jiangshis are better, having delicious massive thighs, cute accents, soft bodies, jiggle physics, cute funny little hat

>>42971258
Almost always the latter

>>42971308
I prefer my undead to be of the leech variety and easily bulliable by dhampir childhood friend

>>42971251
Mere'd by low level monsters

>>42971321
>potatonigger
Hey man there is no need for that language when I have been nothing but a benefit to this community.

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little NekoWan
NekoWan
NekoWan...
Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!

A lunatic dog and a frustrated cat
Opposite this and opposite that
Internal struggle for two in one sis
Scratchin' and bitin' and lovin' in bliss

NekoWan
NekoWan...
Nothing in the world like a little NekoWan!

NekoWan (NekoWan)
NekoWan (NekoWan)
Nothing in the world like a little NekoWan!

Demanding your love, stuck on your wellness
Hot on the trail of your uncracked pelvis
Friends to the end in good or bad weather
But life is complicated when you're always together!

NekoWan
NekoWaaaaan
Nothing in the world like a little NekoWan

Out on the road or back in town
All kinda monsters putting NekoWan down
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song -

NekoWan
NekoWan...
Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!

NekoWan
NEKOWan
Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!

NekoWan (NekoWaaaaan)
NekoWan (NekoWan!)
Alone in the world was a little NekoWan!

Still thinking what chapter 7 could be about for my MGE Bloodborne story, that I know I was gonna do something with the familiar and the baphomet that showed up in the beginning of my story I just don’t know where to begin any ideas of what I could do for chapter 7 since I have taken requests before here to make a chapter for someone.

>>42970789
>He publicly posted that he was ratting out the guy on twitter and here
Based, Wightnigger deserved it.

>>42971308
I don't like coalburners.

>>42971550
dumb gote

>>42971574
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN TREES!

>>42971527
It depends on how much you want for to contribute to the story, you could do a lot. You could have her investigate the moon and presence really deeply along with the other old ones, you could just make it about her trying to find a man too as well. That's all I could think of it any rate, speaking of baphos a really funny gag is when they find a dude and claim him but he is not into Loli shit at all and she ends up looking like a milf

>>42970789
Why is it a bad thing exactly? NTR has no place in MGE, I'm fine with him telling the community that the dude is being sussy. It's not like he doxxed him or anything

Gazer tries to rape me.
I poke her in the eye.
Now Gazer is crying!
I feel bad about that actually!
How I stop Gazer from crying?!

>>42971574
Love Dryads, it's a bit scary to be stuck in place though

>>42971644
Ask her to hypnotize you

>>42971662
Okay let me rephrase.
How I stop Gazer from crying without letting her rape me?

>>42971662
source?

>>42971687
Bonk her on the head with a wooden stick until she goes to sleep

>>42971687
I will reiterate let her hypnotize you, she wouldn't do anything nefarious...

>>42971694
I don't have it sadly I couldn't find it with a reverse image search

>>42971623
I think I might combine those ideas together because Rom just popped in my head that could be changed into a monster girl and that the Baphomet and the Familiar get guidance from her to find their true loves or something.

>>42971721
And by sleep you mean you kill her, yes? Very well I suppose dying also means they can no longer be sad.

>>42971756
I know better than that, the Order priests taught me. Not racist to mamono just don't like em okay?

>>42971764
https://exhentai.org/g/557370/b268d92068/
i'll throw you a bone, i guess it is an old one

The mad scientist side of me wants to try fermenting Slime gel.

>>42971779
No I meant knock out. Killing is forbidden.

>>42961986
You filthy fucking Liars. This is your Demon Lord Lilith in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1BKieh7Zw&t=42s

You all said she wasn't evil... Care to explain yourselves, monster fuckers?

The meaty holst hag is simply too powerful.

>>42971779
Alright here's a sure fire way to cheer her up, no hypnosis or rape. Look into her big eye, that's all. Just stare at it for awhile

>>42971777
Yeeaaah, I'm excited to see where this goes

>>42971804
>Blizzard
Order propaganda

>>42971804
>Blizzardshit
>Diablo 4
Fuck right off my guy. Lilith in the context of MGE is literally just a hornier Tron fighting against the tyranny of the MCP.

>>42971801
Says who?

>>42971824
So have a staring contest with her? Okay, I can do that if it'll cheer Gazer up.

What should be done in the hypothetical situation of a smart ancient evil wurm awakening?

Do you like Titania?

>>42971931
Why does this look like if Tohka(Date a Live) was a Wurm.

>>42971942
she's not what i'm looking for in a woman

>>42971942
Fun as a friend, couldn't handle one as a wife.

>>42971931
give her some candy so she doesn't destroy the world

Orcas may look nice but they're actually hardcore sexual bullies.

>>42971988
Dolphin girls is where it pays off to be up to date with internet memes.

Yes, they will drag you to the rape cave
They do have exceptional control over their vaginal muscles and can literally grab you by your dick
and yes, they do secrete a substance that makes you stay hard indefinitely

>>42971988
They bully poor Mersharks.

>>42971942
Please send help I performed one quest in the fairy kingdom and she won't let me leave!

>>42972045
You fool
Enjoy your stay in the fairy kingdom

>>42971988
I feel like they would be nice to you but be mean to everyone else

>>42972045
Just dive head-first into her chest and go through the doorway with her, it's that easy.

>>42971988
giga dolphins are a horrifying concept

What are some easy quests to complete for early xp?
I'm worried about getting oneshot by meaty monsters

>>42972079
let her ride you around from place to place like a horse.

I go to the graveyard ONCE to pay my respects to my ancestors and somehow I come back home with three Zombies who won't stop following me and telling me in raspy voices that "we're married now". Why does this happen to me...?!

>>42972086
I'd much rather just lose to hags

>>42972079
Go to the hellhound graveyard wearing weak level one gear. They'll protect you and you'll get some exp from their wins

>>42972109
They're giving me funny looks, are you sure about this?

>>42972055
No please help me anon! I was going to be a powerful knight! I can't lose to a lonely titiana she sealed the entire castle with magic and I can hear her getting closer he

>>42972063
I think the plan backfired, she's holding me tightly and won't let go

>>42971947
Cause it is.

>>42972139
Push, man. Pick her up and use those legs.

>>42972130
Yes, as a matter of fact go up to one and ask for protection. Say you're a weak adventurer and want a buddy to help protect you! Say you'll split the gold, this is a foolproof plan.

>>42972103
you will have an angry lich at your door demanding her minions back

>>42972031
Sorry fishtits; mammals gotta stick together.

I really love this picture, the cracking of the mirror, the flame being close to getting snuffed out by the massive bogie behind the lad sealing him in with her
God it's such a good picture

>>42972163
She's too heavy Anon...I think I'm screwed both literally and figuratively

>>42972245
SHE'S A FAIRY, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIFT HER

>>42972212
I didn't ask for this...

I bet these dorks have no counter to mages

>>42972045
Just form a party with her

>Tease cheshire-chan once for fumbling her joke
>Ms. Bogie visits me for being a bad boy

>>42972256
IM LOW LEVEL MY STRENGTH STAT IS 3 I WENT WITH A CHAR BUILD
SHE'S ALSO VERY BIG, LIKE 5'11

>>42972264
a crime is a crime anon, you're going straight to undead jail

I finished the fire chick!

>>42972267
You won't be talking so high and mighty when an Amazon shaman shows up

>>42972323
cute birb

>>42972301
>5'11"
>large
You sure she didn't feed you some wonderland food and make you tiny

>>42972323
I will always hate the placement of her tail ornaments. Cute bird though.

>>42972323
I think she's past being a chick with this chest.

>>42972323
She's very cute, really nice, good job anon

>>42972323
hot

>>42972337
I'm not scared of some untrained savage. Unlike her, a proper mage spends years mastering the most powerful spells. I bet at most she can do is basic elemental attacks or some basic fortune-telling!

I'm a bit annoyed succbi don't have tail pussy, no idea why but I'm a massive whore for tail pussy

>>42971871
Just uploaded chapter 7, which I made Rom a slight neet in the story and also I might update the chapter later to make it a little bit longer if I get more creative with it.

>>42971873
Unfortunately, monstergirl state propaganda is no better.

>>42972079
Mailman quests are easy to complete, until they aren't.