/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42971980
Do I have to settle for a boring human woman if I have no virginity for a youkai to take?

>>42971999
How do you not have a virginity? What happened to it?

>>42971980
She's not going to be looking so happy when I doomroid rail her cunny into a black hole after the wedding.

>>42972030
I lost it somewhere along the way and haven't been able to find it since. Hopefully no youkai will notice.

alas, there was nothing i could do

>>42971980
it helps immeasurably that youkai make vastly better wives than any mortal
a few months with one and you'd be overjoyed to give them your children

>>42971980
I have no complaints. Marrying this particular youkai was my plan from the start.

>>42971980
None of the youkai would be good mothers.

>>42974031
Nonsense, there's plenty that would be
Yuuka is all about nurturing new life, so she'd be perfect at doing so for life that looks like her

>>42974066
Silly Yuuka. Why are you holding a ladle if you are not cooking anything?

>>42981406
Junior has high mother potential but in the end she'd be more devoted to revenge. Although if she can change the nature of her spirit is the question, otherwise shed die after her hate starts fading

>>42981557
*Junko

>>42973890

>>42981660
https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs
Good band, actually

>>42971980
Go away, demon. You won't stop me from becoming a wizard.

>>42981895
You can become a wizard and marry Remy!
Just ask patchy, she'll help you out!

I’ll be Damned if I let this kappa take my virginity

>>42971980
I-Is that so? How do I know the youkai won't just hurt me after they get a child out of me?

>>42986526
Bakanon didn't you endear your huwife to you??

>>42971980
In less than 2 years and half I'll become a wizard

>>42987190
Can't say I have, nope.

>>42971980
Having half-youkai baby can lead to birth defects, look how kourin he now has autism and stays in his shop most of the time

>>42992522
I want to perform cunnilingus on this sparrow

>>42992546
You post a picture of Kourin and Marisa, and call *one* of them autistic?

>>42992645
Everyone is special in their own ways

>>42971980
I will protect my virginity to my dying breath.

>>42993714
Look her in the eyes and say that
She's sure she can convince you otherwise

>>42989095
You're in the most danger. Youkai know the best time to steal a man's virginity is just before he turns into a wizard.

Don't breed with youkai. Youkai are predators of humanity and don't love you. All the promises and pleasures they give you are false, it will never end well for you. The only women human men should be with are human women, they were designed to be compatible physically and emotionally Doesn't having a nice full-blooded human with someone around your age and thinks like you do sound better then having a miscegenational bastard with some monster hundreds of years old?

>>42995649
>Youkai are predators of humanity
I want to marry a fairy, so I'm safe.
>having a nice full-blooded human with someone around your age
That sounds horrible. Human women are evil, gross andnage like milk.
My beloved Luna-chan will stay young, cute and perfect forever.

>>42995649
But...I want my family to have really long lives!

>>42986526
They will want multiple children out of you

>>42995649
>it will never end well for you.

A candle that burns twice as bright lasts for half as long.

>>42995649
The monster that's hundreds of years old is really hot though!

I want my daughter to be a little patchouli that says "mukyu" everyday

>>43006948
And I will bully your fatty daughter.

>>43006204
Yeah, It would totally be safe to be making dhampir children with a vampire in a mansion that has two vampires and many other youkai...right?

>>43012497
You don't need to worry. Nothing is going to grow inside that dead womb.

I want to marry an oni!

>>43012547
Eh? But female vampires can have dhampirs with humans just like the male ones! Or so I have heard any way. Besides do we have any reason to believe they aren't "true" vampires and were born as vampires?

>>43012639
Only one way to find out!
Although someone should probably restrain Sakuya for around five minutes.

>>43012639
Vampires are undead. No life can come forth from a corpse. Male vampires have barely functional semen, but the women absolutely cannot bear life. It is antithetical to them.

>>43012658
A) Won't stop me
B) they are moving around, alive enough for me.
C) Undead =/= dead

>>43012645
>Although someone should probably restrain Sakuya for around five minutes.
I'll take care of her anus while at it.

>>43012645
>someone should probably restrain Sakuya for around five minutes.
Uh, yeah. That's likely a good idea.
>>43012658
"True" vampires actually aren't undead, they're the race of vampires responsible for turning humans into the undead vampires most people know of. The fact Remi and Flan eat sweets is likely proof of them not being the undead kind. Not to mention they sleep in beds not coffins according to Lost Word and manga

>>43012723
Have fun getting a ballistic vasectomy from her once she's let go

>>43012730
why has she only got one wing
Also LW is reaaaly not good to be taking as canon
It's fun, but not canon. Way from it.

>>43012740
Fuck I didn't even notice. Well regardless you're right about Lost Word. Although the tea and sweets isn't a lost word thing at least, that's been a thing forever.

>>43012730
Is being able to sleep at all a true vampire trait?

>>43012740
>>43012800
It could always be taken as blood being mixed with the food and drinks I guess? Seems like something Sakuya could manage

>>43012817
I still haven't found out if the "red tea" she drinks is hot blood or just normal black tea, since that's what the chinese and japs call black tea for some reason. It could be that since everyone only drinks green tea that they aren't used to more european styles.

>>43012802
Yeah they can, basically besides the need for blood they function as a normal person would or more like elves since they have extremely long lives. They're just people that are the source of all vampires. The head in other words

>>43012840
Hard to tell for sure. Seems like a question someone would have have asked ZUN after all these years.
>>43012737
I feel like Sakuya would do much worse than that but maybe not. I don't think she would take very kindly to anyone trying to do anything even slightly sexual with Remilia or Flandre even if It was their idea.

>>43012981
I was referring to the anon that wanted to do butt stuff to her, but that is a good point. Best get Remy to perform an exhibition in front of her to assert dominance.

>>43012996
>Best get Remy to perform an exhibition in front of her to assert dominance.
Sakuya should know she has night to try to control what her boss does any way, If that's what needed I don't see why not.

>>43013077

>>43013077
*no right
Holy shit, I can't even type right now.

>>43012981
Would Sakuya help you get out of it if one of them was starting to get aggressive or would the wills of her masters ultimately win out?

>>43013112
She would probably join in in beating you up if requested, although with a little more passion than she normally has.

>>43013077
You're living her fantasy, of course she'd be popping a blood vessel

>>43012730
I don't see any hard evidence that supports the idea of Remi not being corpsy.
Plus, there's her IN profile, which states the following:
>Creatures of her kind forfeit their growth and maturity in exchange for eternal life. In other words, she can live forever because she never grows up.
Since reproduction is tied to physical maturity, it would also imply an inability for her kind of vampire towards sexual reproduction, while her EoSD profile already claimed that Remilia was unable to make more vampires due to her inability to drink enough of her victim's blood, without any suggestion of alternative methods being available.

Either way, since Remilia is an eternal child, she will never have a period and is effectively infertile. Nobody needs to worry about her ever siring vampiric offspring with them.

>>43013274
Won't stop me from trying

>>43013290
Anon, you'll never be able to sex Remilia. She wouldn't allow it, and she's too young to have sexual desires of her own.

>>43013274
So what you're saying is that if I want to become a vampire myself then Flan is the better bet.

>>43013112
>>43013135
Yeah, there's no way Sakuya would help you If It was your fault you ended up in a situation where Remi or Flan ended up aggressive with you. She likely would think you deserve It any way for messing with a vampire. If they started It all...maybe she would care a little but I doubt It.
>>43013141
True. Poor Sakuya.

>>43013313
Damn hag... Seducing adults...
Correction is needed!

>>43013318
If you let Flan try to turn you, there would be nothing left of you.
You should really give up on those silly dreams of yours and accept your lot in life, anon.

>>43013340
I will never stop trying to transcend my humanity!

>>43013274
Fuck. Well, I wouldn't mind being owned by the Scarlet sisters regardless. Still better than being alone even If I am just a blood bag

>>43013340
If I cannot have Flan or Remy, then I do not want to live.
I must try every avenue, until there are none left to try!

>>43013348
You cannot even transcend bread, anon.

>>43013313
I don't know, the young vampire in Interview with the Vampire seemed keen on getting some.

>>43013357
Heh.

>>43013340
What the hell Is Okina's problem?

>>43013458
She's a perverted old man in a woman's body who has been repeatedly caught trying to groom children for nefarious purposes.
She has many, many problems.

>>43013458
She was just trying to make sure Flan doesn't get doxxed.
She had good intentions.

>>43013479
>>43013493
Hmm, something doesn't add up here.

>>43013552
I want to give Flan a friendly hug!

>>43013552
I want Flan to give me a friendly hug!

>>43013573
>>43013676
I'm sure It would be very friendly!

>>43014094
Friends with Flan!

>>43014137
Friends with benefits with Flan!

>>43014094
Flan with friends!

>>43014137
>>43014176
Yeah!
>>43014171
Sounds risky, I hope you're good friends or she might just treat you as a toy.

>>43014326

>>42971980
Youkai do not have sex with human men, they eat them or kill them for sport. Accept reality and marry a human woman. >>42995649 gets it, be like him.
>>42973890
Flan would kill you before you could even say hello to her. On the bright side, maybe your corpse will be ground up and cooked into a pastry that she will eat.

>>42995649
>they were designed to be compatible physically and emotionally

What if I'm too unstable for human women?

>>43014602
>Youkai do not have sex with human men, they eat them or kill them for sport.
They aren't ALL terrible monsters on that level, that's a stereotype! Some of them would gladly keep humans as servants or slaves at the least. Hell...rare ones like Nitori would never hurt a human, she's a good girl who would never even consider harming a human. She wouldn't do any of those things legends say about kappa! Don't forget there are youkai and half-youkai that live in the Human Village too!

>>43014602
>Flan would kill you before you could even say hello to her.
You're just jealous because you don't have what it takes to court a vampire for yourself.
>On the bright side, maybe your corpse will be ground up and cooked into a pastry that she will eat.
Being eaten by Flan-chan? Arousing!

Fine as long as it isn't this creature. That would be extremely cruel to any virgin

>>42971980
I'll accept those terms.

>>43014836
I’m not surrendering my genes to those river dwellers I’m sure a nice yamawaros womb like Takanae would be better

>>43015226
It is okay she is too young looking to wife. I will take her as a daughter to care for with my wife, however.

>>43015233
Hey now, a kappa is a kappa. Don't be rude!

>>43013479
What should you do if you stumble across Okina alone on a dark night? Is it really OK to allow her to escort you home?

>>43015440
Why does she wear the sperm hat?

I will NOT give a youkai my child willingly and I will NOT be raped by a cute man eating girl

>>43015513
Who will you give those things to instead?

>>43015490
It's not a sperm hat It's uh..well maybe It kind of looks like a sperm hat.

>>43015541
No one, I will be a virgin forever

>>43015513
>>43015660
I don't think you really have a choice anon. Any youkai girl is at least ten times stronger than a human guy. How would you stop her exactly? Beg Reimu or Sanae to guard you?

>>43015709
I do what I do now, keep to my NEET cave so no women will even be able to see me let alone get close to me

>>43015730
Ah, yes a decent defense. You know there are youkai that could get into your house and room by going through walls or small cracks. Do you drink anon? If you do maybe you should watch out for mist?

>>43015829
They can hide in my walls all they want, I release mustard gas in there

>>43015918
Who says they would hide? They would drag you out of your house or maybe just join you in your room

I am not going to have any children with youkai, I will be too busy breeding with patchouli's breasts.

>>43015226
Rumia-chan is an angel.
Human women are the ones who are extremely cruel to virgins.

>>43017346
Is that so? Maybe I shouldn't judge Rumia like that.

>>43017314
How do you breed boobs? Boobs can't get pregnant, idiot.

>>43014602
Anon here lacks the kintamas to try and sex the flan.
Come and get one in the yarbles! If you've any yarbles!

>>43018968
To be fair could Flan even control how rough she Is during sex? I would never consider letting her ride me at the very least. Anything else sure.

>>43020211
I am willing to go until she breaks my leg from exotic positioning

>>43020240
So dedicated!

>>43020211
>I would never consider letting her ride me at the very least.
How bad could it be, it's not like she's heavy enough to literally break you pelvis, right?

>>43020363
I don't think It's a matter of If she's heavy enough. A vampire which already has immense physical strength combined with the power to destroy anything just sounds like the most dangerous combo for sex If she's the one in control.

>>43020363
Her thrusting could get agressive in the heat of the moment.
If she tries to grab onto you for more leverage, say goodbye to walking, she can now use some of her actual strength to ram herself onto you.

>>43015440
Kappa wombs are where master engineers are made
you should be honoured to put your kids in one

>>43017883
Have you tried? I could make this arm pregnant, so why not breasts?

>>43020211
>Anything else sure.
She could easily break your spine if she leg-locks you or break your ribcage/neck if she hugs you.
Doggy is probably the only safe position with Flan.

>>43020818
Until she wing hugs you!?

>>43020824
Shoot, I hadn't thought about that.
Guess there's no safe way to have sex with Flan.

>>43020818
Sex with Flan in ALL positions! Sex with Flan until my bones are dust, then more sex!

>>43020211
Would Flan be willing to snatch Mokou's liver for you if she knew that it meant she could enjoy you forever without your permanent death?

>>43020851
How would that work, really? If the elixir is contained in her liver, wouldn't removing it from her body and eating just mean that her old liverless body decomposes and after a few moments you get intense stomach ache, then a Mokou burst through your chest, respawned from the eaten liver?

>>43020851
She would, but she might be a little confused as to how Horai immortality works...
And she'd probably try and force it down your gullet raw.

>>43020864
The solution is to become a youkai yourself, then escape to Flambe's fun room and get busy before Raymoo finds out.

>>43020864
Wasn't one of the methods to eat the liver or something?

I wrote a song about human-youkai racemixing, it's called "Don't you do it"

>>43021858
At least half of /jp/ would still do the monstrous form of their youkai of choice...

>>43021858
A good number are generic youkai with no specified true form
Does that mean they ARE cute and breedable?

>>43020546
If you were to impregnate arm-chan and then get her to fuse back with kasen, does it counts as rape?

>>43021923
their true form is whatever the fuck they want it to be
touhou youkai look like cute girls because they want to look like cute girls
Ayayayayayayaya might be a Tengu but she is under no obligation to look like the old legends say Tengu look

>>43022052
I was referring to Meiling, Rumia and Yuuka, but this also works
Time to call the gap granny...

>>43022159
Yuuka is a giant sapient Sunflower.

>>43021896
They...don't turn into men do they?

>>43022184
no, they are still female
sexual dimorphism is a relative term

>>43022177
No she is not. At no point in canon is that mentioned, and I refuse to believe it.
too much youkai moe~ for that to be the case

>>43022193
Fair enough. Unfortunately I don't think my feeble human body will survive an true form oni encounter...

>>43021858
I want to racemix with fairies, so I'm safe.

>>43021858
As long as the youkai's form has a hole, there's a goal.

>>43022209
Good thing Suika, Yuugi, and Kasen know humans are fragile.

>>43022493
Care probably only goes so far when you are that much bigger and stronger. My eye also happens to be on the biggest and strongest one of the three too.

Maybe care in this context would be simply staying in a more human form to reduce chances of accidental death to just injury.

>>43022542
>Maybe care in this context would be simply staying in a more human form
Yeah, If you mean Yuugi likely for the best implying they have an alternate form any way. That being said according to Yuugi Suika Is stronger than her which would make sense because Suika can control density and her own size

>>43022635
I imagine they both excel at different things. Suika also says Yuugi is physically stronger than her so I imagine that might mean that Suika's strength is in her supernatural powers while for Yuugi it is raw physical strength. Acknowledgement of respective strengths between peers maybe.

>>43022735
you've got it backwards

>>43022771
Was it Yuugi's vague ability that was the true magical powerhouse between them?

>>43022735
>>43022771
I always thought It was more Yuugi believes herself to just be a subordinate to Suika and nowhere in her league but actually Suika doesn't view Yuugi like that at all

>>43023194
Yuugi is jealous of Suika's power and her freedom. Suika doesn't care about that however.

>>43014836
>She wouldn't do any of those things legends say about kappa!
Disappointing.

>>43026014
How so? Did you want to get fisted by her or somethging?

>>43026014
Would you really want to have your soul ripped out of your anus? Or are you thinking about the kappa taking wives legend?

>>43023265
Ah, okay

>>43023265
The smallest are usually the most powerful...

>>43026912
>>43027027
Yes, this is what I wanted. Don't judge me please.

Im not gonna have sex with you benben

>>43031497
I'm not judging but you know that would kill you, right?

Have sex with humans. Or else.

>>43034064
Or what? What are you going to do?

>>43034064
Go to sleep, Akyuu

>>43032617
Put your biwa away benben

I'm not having sex with you right now benben

>>43033375
There's no way it's gonna kill me, I've read a doujin about this.

>>43034746
>I've read a doujin about this.
Shit, my bad. Sorry for doubting you! You must be right!

Remilia isn't ready to be a mom!

>>43036241
too bad

>>42971980
Which youkai is the best for passionate, handholding, loveydovey sexo?

>>43036288
(You)r waifu, with (You)

>>43036288
Kagerou and Sekibanki

>>43036288
tsukasa and tei

>>43022542
>>43022635
You can't have sex with onis, they were expulsed from the surface for being too evil and dangerous

>>43037533
I am willing to become evil myself for an oni wife.

>>43037533
The onis In Gensokyo that we know of are anything but evil, If anything they want to live with humans. Suika being the oldest seems to drink to forget about the past

>>43036288
Youkai are not really into that sort of stuff. Go for a human instead!

>>43038584
>onis are anything but evil
Oh poor you.

>>43036288
Kogasa!

>>43038957
She looks cool in that image. Nothing that cool could ever be evil.

>>43038957
And then I offer her alcohol and we have a fun time drinking!

>>43039001
She looks so cool precisely because she's so evil!

>>43038957
>yuugi exterminating yakuza scum
I see no problem here.

>>43039121
Making sure to put some protection over Yuugi's horn every night so she doesn't accidentally kill me with it during her sleep!

>>43039103
Nonsense! Evil things can't be cool! It's impossible, only good things can be cool!

No, please don't take my virginity! Anything but that!

>>43039244
The villains are infinitely cooler than the heroes in almost every form of media!

If you want to protect your virginity, just watch what youkai you hang out with. Onis and Magicians? You should be safe. Tengu and beast youkai? It's just a matter of when they take it, and how.

>>43040368
That's slander, Megumu would never take advantage of me. She's always been so kind and gentlemanly whenever we hang out! She pays for my drinks whenever we visit the tavern in the human village, and she makes sure I get home safely when I pass out from too much drinking! That tavern has made their drinks really strong recently, I'm not sure why.

>>43040385
Why are Tengu so yandere and rapey? You'd be safer wrestling with a shitfaced oni than in the company of one of those damn birds.

>>43040456
why not both?

>>43040456
Tengu aren't rapey, that's just a cultural misunderstanding! Aya explained this to me, in tengu culture it's completely normal to let one individual, usually the tengu, touch the person they're meeting's body as a way to get to know them. There's nothing sexual about the groping, it's just a way to say hi! It would be really rude to a tengu to not let them say hi in a way their society says is appropriate, wouldn't it? You have to be understanding of different cultures.

>>42971980
Oh boy, I sure can't wait to become the meat dildo of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

>>43041094
>fleshfang
gross

>>43041094
The meat dildo and a blood bag! Hopefully not both at the same time, but don't worry, I'm sure they wouldn't overuse you!

>>43040456
For some reason they enjoy being the ones to take away a man's first time by rape. They seem to find it hilarious but they also really enjoy it. Tengu are also arrogant and believe your consent doesn't matter at all.

しょうがない。。。

>>43042505
Wholesome cuddling with Flan till she falls asleep!
Doing extremely lewd things on the same bed to Remimi once Flan falls asleep!

Bros...Remi and Flan might eventually kill you on accident. Remi would try not to but If she wasn't careful and didn't always watching Flan, you wouldn't last long If Flan got too worked up. If you honestly think Sakuya would help you I wouldn't count on It. At most she might warn Flan that her toy will break.

>>43042830
Flan doesn't want to hurt you, you can use this to placate her and avoid her getting too worked up over things.
Your lifespan will be metered out depending on how much you'll be able to handle spoiled children, so you best be willing to make a fool of yourself to make her smile.

>>43042505
Flan probably just wants a bed time story so that is what I will give her! Remilia on the other hand is probably trying to test me to see if I will give in to degeneracy so I will read her a different story. A more grown up one because she's the older sister! Maybe something like War and Peace.

>>43044348
In that case, maybe I would live for longer than I thought. I'm pretty good at giving spoiled things what they want and I'm good at embarrassing myself too

>>43040492
Is this what Reimu goes through during every party at the Hakurei shrine?

>>43039121
This looks really dangerous for multiple reasons ha ha

>>43050515
Hence the importance of putting some kind of padding on the horn before bed!

>>43050600
Yeah, Yuugi's horn could very well kill you with out It If she moved in her sleep.

>>43050860
The Suika sleep system!

>>43050887
Hanging from her horns against a padded wall? Doesn't seem very comfy to be honest.

>>43050926
Yeah have to agree looks like misery

>>43050860
I'd like to imagine that Yuugi is taller than me, and the only way I'd die while in bed with her is by smothering.

>>43058116
I don't know, I don't think it would matter if you both sleep at head level. I suppose you could always just sleep a little lower on the bed or futon for your own safety. I don't imagine she would take kindly to the pool noodle idea anyways.

>>43058720
Alice would make a pretty good wife although a bit odd

What if I want to marry a youkai but not have children because they are a pain in the ass to raise? Would they be down with that or would they insist upon the children?

>>43061091
https://twitter.com/ura_zasa/status/1640624519353360385?s=20
tsukasa promises it's a safe day

>>43061134
It's okay, she just wants you to help wash her back. No child raising involved!

>>43058511
>I don't imagine she would take kindly to the pool noodle idea anyways
You're likely right on that

>>43058720
i unironically get jealous when someone posts pics like this with alice
like actually, really as happens with 3dpds

>>43058511
>>43064114
It's all about how you sell it. Get a rubber ball, paint it red and put a little yellow star on it or something.
Call it a human safety device and she'd be obliged to wear it at night.

>>43058720
>>43061026
>>43064282
That is Medicine.

>>43065335
AHAHAHAHA

ALICE WILL NEVER EVER GET MARRIED

>>43065409
>>43065335
Alicefags can even recognize Alice LAMO
I bet they'd throw themselves at the first blond they see

>>43065612
>I bet they'd throw themselves at the first blond they see
If I lived in Gensokyo, that's exactly what I would do.

>>43066388
Dang, white dude are tearing up youkai pussy.

>>43066388
>come home, white man.

>>43065612
it's over
i will henceforth be a youmu fag instead
>>43067972
should I talk about the British broadcasting network? No, i better leave that in /int/

>>43066388
>>43067972
W-wew. Maybe youkai aren't so bad...

>>43066388
I love Yuugi!

>>43058720
The cross on her dress should've gave it away that it's actually Medicine. I even don't care about Alice, her mother is way hotter (and cooler)

>>43065335
To be fair, that's an unusually tall depiction of Medicine.

>>43021858
i>mplying this would somehow be a negative

>>43066388
Holy... Isn't she so beautiful, Reimu that is

>>43070180
Why would I sex this fox when I could be sexing the other fox with bigger tits and more tails? Hell, I'd choose Mamizou over this.

>>43066388
Gensokyo is in Japan so you need to go to Japan if you want to go to Gensokyo.
If you're in Western Europe you go to Avalon aka Fairyland
If you're in Northen Europe you go to Alfheim
If you're in Southern Europe you go to Atlantis
If you're in Eastern Europe you go to Scholomance
If you're in Africa you go to Zerzura
If you're in South America you go to El Dorado
If you're in North America you go to the Seven Cites of Cibola
If you're in Central Asia you go to Uttarakuru
If you're in East Asia you go to Mount Penglai
If you're in South Asia you go to Kumari Kandam
If you're in Oceania you go to Hawaiki
If you're in the Middle East you go to Hufaidh

>>43070180
Cute!
>>43070406
Eh, there's more to life than tits. Besides, Ran is literally not capable of caring about you, she only cares about Yukari. She's pretty much an enslaved animal to Yukari

Damn it anon! Look at what you've done! Ever since you slept with Remi a few nights ago her chest suddenly ballooned and ruined her perfect figure! And now she's complaining that her tummy feels funny too!

>>43021858
All I'm saying is that with a bit more booze and some guidance on where to stick it in I wouldn't be opposed to waking up next to her

>>43072123
Did she grow up or is it only certain aspects of her proportions that changed?

>>43072133
Whichever you want it to be

>>43072141
Well having her physically grow up afterwards would make me feel less bad about having banged such a young looking person in the first place...

>>43072123
I want to go back...

>>43072213
That artist's romance focused pictures made me feel things I didn't know I could still feel.

>>43072365
got butterflies in my forearms too

>>43069486
I mean she Is a rare sight the more I think about it. Too bad she would never have any interest in love and she for sure wouldn't want kids

>>43072123
Vampires can't get pregnant they are dead.

>>43076397
Pure-blood vampires (the original vampires) are born and raised as vampires, they were never humans in the first place. There is nothing in canon that even hints that Remila and Flan used to be human. ZUN explaing in 6 what a vampire is doesn't really count since he wanted to be sure the japanese knew what they were

>>43076458
*Remilia

>>43076458
Bringing your children to life via convoluted scientific experiment!

https://youtu.be/Pp9YDIsTiyE?t=35

>>43076458
I don't think theres anything in Canon that hints that Remillia is a "true" vampire either
and that depends on what version of vampire lore ZUN is using, which I don't think he ever states.
Theres no telling if he's using the Cain story or some other origin story.
All we know is that Remillia is a very powerful vampire as is Flan.
We also know that according to their last names they were probably turned in the 15th century or so as that was when the name Scarlett became a thing in the first place.
Its only logical to assume that were part of the Scarlet nobility and got turned as kids.

>>43076458
"pure-blood vampires" are just insecure corpsefucker cope. Traditional vampire myths have always had them as walking corpses.

>>43076654
Don't attack seija like that...

>>43070901
>If you're in Western Europe you go to Avalon aka Fairyland
>Fairyland
More like Cunnyland!!!! ToT

>>43036241
Yes she is

>>43076397
Lies and slander

Remilia doesn't deserve children, she's just a bratty, immature fiend and she would only raise them to be as much of a snob as she is.

The only thing Remilia deserves is to be thrown into the sunlight to melt after being stabbed through the heart by a stake. Vampires must die.

>>43076904
>>43076911
Who gave Akyuu a computer?
Remy is adorable and deserves honest affection!

Remilia is a bloodsucking abomination, vampirism is a perversion of humanity that creates only cursed and wicked monsters. She revels in the joy of tormenting others just to prove her power and isn't above murder, she would kill you without a second thought if she was merely bored. Remilia routinely orders the killing and slaughter of innocent humans just to get more blood to feed from. She will deceive you with her childlike innocence and small appearance, deep down inside she is just a depraved abomination and killing machine that would like to forever blot out the sun. She would have no problems unleashing whatever vampiric brood she tricks you into raising with her on the world outside, letting them feast upon as many innocent souls as they please to sate their bloodlust. Remilia should be killed. She should be doused with garlic and holy water, pinned by the stakes and burned with the sun's undeniable light until only ash is left.
All fucking vampires must fucking die.

>>43076973
Did you get rejected after proposing to her?
The first time you meet a girl is a little early for that

>>43077010
The only thing I propose is Remilia's death. All fucking vampires will be killed, they do not belong in this world, they are just beasts.
That and she wouldn't let me date Meiling and demanded I leave and never return to the mansion grounds.
As soon as I figure out how to get past the time traveling maid, that fucking vampire will pay. I have sharpened a stake for the crossbow I will kill that bitch with personally.

>>43076973
>She revels in the joy of tormenting others just to prove her power and isn't above murder, she would kill you without a second thought if she was merely bored. Remilia routinely orders the killing and slaughter of innocent humans just to get more blood to feed from.
Literally noncanon. Remilia is a very light eater, she can't even drink enough blood from someone to turn them into a vampire. Flandre on the other hand...

>>43076973
I want to be evil with Remilia!

>>43077048
>they do not belong in this world
guys, I know who's behind this post

>>43077327
Julius?

Oh man, I sure hope some cute yokai girl doesn't kidnap me out of nowhere and take me away from my fun life in the human world, that'd be really bad! I'm so close to wizardhood by now, it's been a lot of work, y'know?
So I really really hope a yokai DOESN'T ruin this for me!
B-but I'm sure it's safe and nothing will happen, so I'll leave my windows unlocked and sleep defenselessly!.....see, any minute now?....d-definitely do NOT take me, ok?....

>>43077519
It's no use, you want it too much and they know...

>>43077532
So it has to be non-consensual for them to be interested?
I mean, they are literal monsters, so I shouldn't be surprised.

>>43022184
>>43022542
>>43022635
>>43022735
>>43029519
>>43038957
>>43039121
How strong would you have to be to harm an oni?

>>43077740
Strong enough to lift and aim an M82

>>43077740
Hand to hand, probably impossible even in peak physical form. For a western comparison, they are basically ogres. You'd need likely need to be armed or have magic to harm one. Beans are said to be able to repel them but I don't think it actually does them any physical harm.

>>43077519
>wizardhood
Does Reimu steals would-be-wizards' virginity before they turn 30?

>>43077804
No, It's reserved for people who aren't poor/trash/slutty

>>43077532
>>43077639
Are you implying, that with this awesome magical power welling up within me...that I should BECOME the rapist???
Of course! It all makes sense now! My pecker will become the pole of kings! I'll be the ugly bastard! This is my purpose!!!
I understand everything now, thank you so much, anons!
It's only a matter of time now...who should my first target be?

Be proud, Anon. Because the mother sure is.

>>43079502
How will this be explained to Remilia...

>>42971980
kill yourself normalfag

>>43079502
she can't fit a dick inside her, howd she manage a whole baby

>>43079319
Anon...no. People like that are dropped off in the woods of Gensokyo to be food. Do you want to be eaten by a monster for your crimes?

>>43079644
It's all part of the plan anon. I'll be gapped to gensokyo, then I'll conveniently obtain dick-wizard powers, and I'll correct these youkai, therefore preventing them from harming fellow anons!
It's the only way. It'll work for sure! Just wait, my powers will develop, you'll see!

>>43079619
Hello Fran!

>>43042505
Huh.

>>43072123

>>42971980
Kill it.

>>43084205
>>43084240
Impregnating Sakuya too just so she stops crying about It! I hope human fucker Is happy with this result.

>>43077804
Holy shit Reimu is perfect

>>43079319
Go for it anon, you are the chosen one! The pecker that will impregnate the heavens!

>>43084240
I understand Sakuya on many levels

>>43091164
Thanks for believing in me friend! Just a little more time and my cock'll be able to save all anons from their abusive youkai "wives"!
Hey, anon, once we're through this mission, I've got something important to tell you, ok? It's about your past...and...your father. Don't forget.
Anyways, let's split up and look for the culprit!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>42971980
W-what If I tell her my fantasy was always to be dominated by a youkai?

>>43084240
Based Sakuya

>>43070406
I'd rather fug the other cute fox than this old hag.

>>43100868
same

imagine impregnating a brat

>>43107422
Motherhood will correct their attitude by awakening their maternal instincts

>>43107422
Which one?

>>43108391
They're all brats

>>43107422
D-do not imagine that!

>>43109687
What are you gonna do?
all I have to do is imagine what i'll do to okuu in front of you.

>>43109687
Imagine forgetting or not knowing satorin was a mind reader and getting into elaborate fantasies about bending her over the nearest object and ravishing her only for her to stop her paperwork and go beet red.

>>43109703
Imagine KNOWING she's a mind reader, looking her in the eyes and imagining how her pussy would smell like without so much as an apology.

>>43022159
Meiling is Chinese, her true form would be to scary (Chinese)

>>43109693
Nooo, don't do that!
>>43109703
The worst flaw about being a mindreader for sure, poor girl. Satori would always know about someone's fantasies about her. Granted maybe In a strange way eventually It would make her more confident in herself to know people want her at all. After all most youkai hate her for the mindreading powers

>>43109733
Anon come on, you can't do things like that

>>43109687
You can't stop me!

>>43115693
Satori would for sure consider It a thought crime!

>>43116571
>>43109733
Satorin getting hot and bothered constantly thanks to your vivid fantasies getting streamed directly into her head!
Satorin lecturing you for hours about proper manners!
Satorin getting even madder when you can't help but IMAGINE as you see the outline of her bra!
Satorin sending you to your kennel (room) without supper as punishment!
Satorin laying in bed that night recalling your many lustful fantasies that you just can't help having!
Satorin feeling hot and bothered again!
Satorin will never admit to anyone what she does when she remembers those fantasies!

>>43116645
What a lewd girl! Shame she would never admit to your fantasies turning her on

>>43116820
Satorin rolling up her skirt an inch or two more every day till her thighs are exposed!
Satorin wearing thinner blouses!
Satorin deciding to without a bra one day!
Satorin still not admitting that she likes the attention!
Satorin lecturing anon about his rude fantasies again!
Satorin contemplating going without panties tomorrow!

>>43116887
Anon already having imagined all those things!
Anon not noticing they are coming true!
Anon thinking his lunch tastes a little funny!
Anon asking Orin where the fish comes from!
Orin getting excited at being given a fish, she doesn't know either!
Anon being distracted by Orin's pestering about fish!
Anon forgetting the whole ordeal!

>>43116937
Okyuu thinking Satorin is acting a bit off!
Okyuu noticing that Satorin always seems a bit red around anon nowadays!
Okyuu thinking that maybe Satorin doesn't like anon much!
Okyuu likes anon and she wants Satorin to as well!
Okyuu devises her master plan!
Okyuu encourages Satorin and anon to get an extra cup of wine during dinner!
Okyuu hangs out with them in lounge!
Okyuu sneaks out locking them in alone together!
Okyuu apologizing to Satorin but she doesn't want her to hate anon, so Okyuu tells her that she won't let them out till they become friends!
Anon read too many ecchi works with this plot and can't help IMAGINING!
Satorin cracking under the constant assault!
Satorin realizing something will have to give soon!
Koishi sitting in the corner watching the scene play out while very amused!

But why? All the human women i have met were disgusted by me, no matter how hard i tried they always rejected me.... what makes you think its gonna be different with youkai women?

>>43117933
They can control you easily since you're weak