/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43172949
4'10"
Fuck centimetres.

>>43172949
very small

>>43172958
Yeah, I like 4'10 as the height for both sisters.

Taller than me, hopefully.

>>43172949
Fun size.

>>43174110
Are you a gnome?

>>43172949
145cm, Remi is 150

>>43172949
145cm, Remi is 150

>>43174271
Nope

>>43174271
What did I fucking say about god damn centimetres?
It's about 4'10" as I said though.

>>43172949
Certified sexhu! Imagine...

>>43172949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PlVQG9sm5c
Flan-chan number 1!

>>43172949
140cm.

>>43172949
Taller than Remi.

>>43172949
Flan is taller than her big sister.

>>43172949
Flan is 127 cm tall. Remilia is 124 cm, but maintains they're the exact same height.

>>43180513
You mean to tell me they're 4'2" tall?
That's pretty small.
What is it with heights and people suddenly using metric?

>>43180527
Japan uses metric, so that's how they're measured. Besides, that's the civilized way.

>>43180527
American anon don't be like that

>>43180537
Not american.
>>43180533
And none of us are japanese, and no it isn't.

>>43180549
Calm down American anon..........

>>43180549
Almost all civilized countries use it, so yes it is. Only like 3 countries use the funny units.
>>43180577
He's clearly Liberian or something, who would go on the internet and lie about not being american.

>>43180590
But I don't know how tall people are unless it's in feet and inches...

>>43180614
Google exists, and you can just remember both systems and calculate the other value on the fly. You're a smart guy, anon, should be easy.

>>43180634
But anon, it's annoying to have to convert all the time.
Most of us are americans anyway, I don't see why we should use the arbitrary french measurements just because nihon decided to.

Mischevious Flan!

>>43180645
Clearly most of us aren't american.

>>43180645
A lot of Americans actually do this, especially if they have to interact with people outside of US sometimes, even through the internet. It's not that hard.

>>43180549
>And none of us are japanese
And many of us aren't american.

>>43180513
I bet their diaper hats match their actual diapers perfectly!

>>43180645
she should be measured in FEET

>>43174212
Flan should be 495 cm tall.

>>43183279
Like proportioned appropriately too or just scaled up?

>>43180645
>Most of us are americans
you wish

>>43183303
I don't care if you just scale her up as she is or give her adult proportions along the way. Just make the Flan bigger. And keep Remi small and flat of course.

I was trying to research this a few months ago.
According to what I found she's (at least Remilia is) supposed to be 130cm. My headcanon is that she's 140cm. My autistic headcanon is that she's 136cm (avg of 49.5 inches and 4ft 9.5 inches—which happen to both over-shoot my headcanon and undershoot supposedly actual canon by roughly 5cm).

>>43183365
I want to believe that they look like they are in their teens, albeit short, but deep down I know they are probably closer to children in appearance.

>>43180513
Remi's budding chest!

>>43183365
Remi is about 4ft 10, due to being just in the growth spurt stage of puberty when she was turned. Flan is around three inches shorter and has a more smallish chest, as she is five years younger than Remi. They were both born in 1502 and 1507 respectively, so that was the beginning or middle period of the Renaissance, which was a good period of time for growth and expansion, with food being much more abundant than the Medieval period. If they are from noble heritage as the last name implies, they would both have had access to much better food and lifestyle than the common girls/women of the time to begin with, and therefore would have begun puberty earlier than the common time frame for such.

As this Anon states, most art of Remi is her being physically in the beginning stages of puberty, so she's a bit taller than Flan.

i like my remimi a little taller than flanny. she's the older sister after all.

>>43186583
Remi would likely be around 12 since a well fed girl of nobility should start hitting puberty around then or 13 or so which means Flan would've at least been 7 when she was converted.

>>43183394
Akyuu says Remilia looks like a "little girl under the age of ten"

>>43183307
Imagine if that were the case.....

Just imagine........

>>43187971
Hot.

>>43186579
Here's something to discuss. Remilia's breast size. Overall firmness, sensitivity, and how do they feel to touch.
Your thoughts? What about Flan?

>>43188183
She doesn't have breasts

>>43188183
Both of them have flat chests but are also very sensitive to touch

>>43188015
God I love to see Remi getting MOGGED by Flan.

>>43188412
>lemontits
Out.

>>43188426
Better?

>>43188440
Slightly.

>>43188426
Who are you quoting?

Flan bard

>>43188662
Flandrisa Kiriscarlet.

>>43188696
An illegitimate child? Remilia's gonna have a heart attack, well a heart restart, when she hears about this

>>43188696
By that angle, Sakuya's going to have one too.
Although she might be more interested in waking up.

>>43188183
I just informed Sakuya of your indecent post. She's on the way to your location, nerd.

>>43189224
She needs to see this too!
Can't leave the maid without her payment!

>>43189263
Sakuya nooo!

I wanna punch flan

>>43190044
I want to punch flan's cervix with my crotch sausage.

>>43188183
The Mistress's belly...

>>43190393
Just you wait until you see what Flan's been up to the naughty brat!

>>43190044
You better make it count, you only have one punch.

>>43190044
She will block it and strike a charismatic pose from one of her anime comic books, say a "cool" one-liner and make you squeeze-and-go-boom

>>43190529
No, she'll catch it and throw you at the speed of sound into the wall with a smile that could outshine the sun on her face

>>43172949
Tall enough to give standing paizuri.

>>43190580
But she doesn't have big enough chest melons for that!

>>43190044

Bumping Flan thread
<3

>>43192480
bumping a thread in the first page? nii-chan, you're a weird one.

>>43192340
Why does flan look like she's going to punch me in strange places?

>>43189224
She arrived, and took me back to the mansion with her. Gave me a measuring tape and told me to check everything myself for the most accurate measurements, so I'll go do that now.

>>43190928
But she does.

>>43193317
not my cute little flan, begone hag

>>43193325
She is my cute and little Flan, perfect size for standing paizuri.

>>43193339
even as a fan of oppai loli i cant help to find this pic plain retarded.

>>43193344
Better?

>>43193367
i should say nope, but the artist clearly knows how to draw a hot loli, even if with big oppai. still flan-chan is better with a very small litttle bosom.

>>43188504
>he enabling tit slappers

>>43193367
>>43193339
>>43193317
why the fuck they're ruining every flat thread? this is beyond abhorrent these newfag coomoids are.

>>43193518
This is a height thread. Go make a flathu thread and I can guarantee I'll leave you alone.

>>43193547
kill yourself. go on and simp to some onlyfan garbage you coomoid fucker and leave us alone for good

>>43193553
OnlyFlan.

>>43193547
>height
so why force your boob shit if it's a height thread? cant you calm your boob spergness for one night?
>>43193558
kill yourself and the guy who drew boob flans

>>43193568
Because Flan is still a short little cutie, even if she has a big chest.

>>43193578
she doesn't have, stop lying like this you wanking freak

i rather wank to flatdre thank you very much

the war between oppai loli and flat loli is fierce as endless...

>>43193592
Her boobies are super big, I've seen that first-hand.

>>43193598
There is a fine line between oppai loli and niggertits. I prefer my 'hus with medium boobies on the whole, unless it's Remy. Remy's flat as a board.

>>43193595
As much as I love boobie Flan, I actually also love flat Flan too. I just love Flan in general, in every size, shape and form.
Unlike some people that would cast her out just because her chest happens to be a little bigger than the average.

>>43193602
you didn't see anything, you're a nobody.
>>43193645
no one asked your opinion, breast cancer enabler. be true to your nature, go on make a bags of water thread

>>43193659
Sure, buddy, tell yourself whatever you want.

>>43193518
>>43193553
>coomoid
Why don't you go back to whatever shithole you learn this child vocabulary in

>>43193893
so you defending boobfags? you all of my respect, boobwanker

>>43193915
Weird way of saying you respect boobfags but thanks.

>>43193893
Don't give the retard any attention.

>>43193926
weird way of interpreting my fucking message but go fucker.
>>43193934
go fuck yourself apologist. how dare you silicon my daughter like this

>>43193943
Go get some English classes, you've regressed to a mental baby state.
Perhaps you'd like some milk, baby?

>>43193893
I will say whatever the fuck i want and you will always be a shitty coomoid fucker. you pointing out my meme language is a way dealing with people who hate your shit fetish. flat forever.
>>43193975
no i just don't give a fuck about my posts in your threads and you should stop pointing everything out since that's what you boobfuckers do all the time when you ruin our fucking threads.

Great now they are shitting upFlan-chan's thread with their retard speak. We had a good run.

>>43193996
I will post whatever the fuck I want and you will always seethe about it.
>our fucking threads.
I don't see a "flatfags only" in the OP. Go on, make a flathu thread, I won't bother you there. But after being so rude and waaay too easy to anger, I can't guarantee somebody else won't start posting boobs. People like you deserve it anyway.

>>43194042
go elsewhere you coomoid crossboarder. she will always be flat
>>43194060
fake fan only knows how to post shitty pics, making others mad
>flatfags only
and i dont want to see you in flat threads you're a diseased being and dishonest fan
>seething
nice /pol/ vocabulary

>>43194100
>go elsewhere you coomoid crossboarder. she will always be flat
I like my Flan flat you fucking retard. You two retarded shitposters are part of the problem.Don't ruin Flan's thread!

>>43194100
Don't be so angry, little man. You won't stop me.

>>43194138
I don't even like titty flan, but this cocksucker makes me want to post some oppai loli from the booru

Forget breast size, I want Flan to have a big smile! Happy wife, happy life.

>>43194563
Smile too big.

>>43194676
there's no such a thing

>>43194563
Let's discuss the exact size of her fangs.

>>43194700
small, she's still at a milk fangs age

>>43194725
No, they're absolutely gigantic for such a small girl. Impossible to hide them, and unlike her sister she can actually suck a man dry if she wanted.

>>43194676
Cute flan pouting!

>>43194763
stop unsmalling flan, you fucker

>>43194763
>>43194811
I'm more concerned at the pastel yellow hair.

>>43194811
Flan is still a very small lady, just that certain parts of her are very big. Like her heart, for example.

>>43194763
>>43194811
I'm more concerned at the pastel yellow hair.

>>43193915
Boobfags > crossies who use the word "coomoid"

What an awful thread this turned into.

>>43195287
boobfags just cant fucking contain themselves in their board/threads. all they want is to coom endlessly and now they're spozzing out in our loli threads. they have reizen/9tailed fox girl/reimu/nurse girl for booba but now they even take our lolis? take my tewi and nitori? lol

>>43195756
wow, what a tertiary
post more huge boobed flan

>>43195756
I can't believe discord-kun is also a secondary...
Oh wait, I can

>>43195756
>Boobfags cooming
>Loli coomers
Sounds like you are just as much of a fag, anon.

>>43195815
>>43195823
>>43195832
sup ""hivemind""
death to boob niggers

>>43195815
>>43195823
>>43195832
why yukarifags are like this?
why yuukafags are like this?
coomers

>>43195869
>>43195846
Discord-kun are you having a stroke?
Circle on the Flan where the mean Yukari and Yuukafags touched you

>>43195900
>new ip
sup discord-chan

>>43195869
>>43195846
Pretty sure this one guy is having a rageboner for anything with more than A cups.
100% he's posting in the other threads as well.

>>43195869
I'm none of those, relax. You're just going to piss off and bring Yuukafags and Yukarifags into this thread if you start accusing people like that.

>>43195932
Hey, I'm a yuukafag and i've been playing nice.

>>43195932
>he has it saved in his cloud
what the fuck?! what the FUCK is wrong with boobanignogs?

>>43195913
Ah naruhodo... its not just a discord dweller, its schizophrenia...

>>43195929
i want them completely flat. post completely flat lolis right now and i come under 3 sec

>>43195968
ok

>>43195965
nice slanders with more of your little ips, criminal

>>43195983
There are no new IPs. You are hallucinating.

>>43195983
Anon's having a schitzo meltdown over lolitits.
what a world.

>>43195968
here
>>43195973
kys

>>43195995
2hu's with guns!
Saved!

Wait, the coomer and discord callouts, reminds me of a guy that had a bunch of meltdowns around the board.
Are you that tripfag? I know you had a dozen threads up at any time spamming your ai generated "dreams" or whatever, and aren't you a Yukarifag anyway? Changed your name a bunch of times, what were you called? Eilienen?

>>43195995
>>43196001
>>43196021
ip finder 4chanx feature. you calling me discordfag because you cant find me in your little discord group so now you're trying to accuse me of being one for flaming but kiddo it doesn't work that way because i am anonymous.

>>43196026
>the one who is calling me a discordfag is the real discordfag, discordfag!

>>43196032
who are you quoting boobacoomer?

>>43196037
I said before, I don't even like oppai loli, but this guy's so autistic I have to piss him off more for keks.

>>43195983
It's libel like I said earlier, and even then if its true its not libel
>>43196021
I wouldn't be surprised if our resident schizo came back, I was hoping he actually killed himself or got arrested and stopped being our problem already.

>>43196044
boobacoomer! getting all mad!
>>43196046
stop playing around and shifting your goals!

>>43196051
Read that again, but slowly this time.

>>43196046
>>43195995
>>43195900
>>43195823
what kind of vpn are you using, banevader-san??
>>43196061
boobacoomer

>>43196051
>stop playing around and shifting your goals!
My goal was to expose you as a tertiary discordfag who spouts buzzwords. I've accomplished that long ago and now I'm just using you like a lolcow till I get bored and take a nap, masturbate, or play vidya.

>>43196084
>another ip
kys discordtranny banevander blameshifter

>>43196094
By now you're just further proving his point.

>>43196021
Wasn't the Eilenene or whatever guy pretty well-spoken? This guy itt talks like a child

>>43196109
are you siding with a ip switcher? wow zero standards

>>43196094
Thats a WHOLE sentence of buzzwords? I bet you must be proud, did you lurk a whole subreddit for them? Maybe a few discord chats?
I bet you must be real proud

>>43196118
Yes I am.
I don't care, you are dumb.

>>43196115
i will ruin your yukari and yuuka threads with flat version of them

>>43196128
Not him, but I actually like flattish yuuka.

>>43196110
Depends on how riled up you got him, if he was posting his random dreams along he had passable grammar. However, when you started shitposting at him or he at you he resorted to the same kind of shit flinging

>>43196126
i just ip traced your true ip and location. prepare for pizza deliveries, zooomercoomer and a discordfag! and for pizza you know i mean by pizza

>>43196145
I'm starting to think you are just schitzoposting now.

>>43196155
kys, goyslopper
seethe
dilate
what else zoomers made up. incel?

>>43196110
Well, he wasn't when he was mad, iirc. And the discordfag accusation is pretty much the same, even if he switched his typing style a bit and toned down the direct insults.
Also funny thread here, I think it actually caused him to fuck off >>/jp/thread/S42654011

>>43196145
Alright, post it
What is my address

>>43196168
>buzzwords
I don't think you know what half of those even mean.

>>43196181
exactly i am too old for this shit lol

>>43196177
That thread was hilarious to witness, may we all cause a meltdown like he did

>>43196179
genyosko 51, city geno, reimu 999

>>43196188
Then stop.

>>43196213
yeah sure why not boomer zoomer tranny incel seethe squap coomer doomer
my last post

C-can't we all just get along and enjoy Flan's wet and possibly messy Pichuuns?

>>43196232
>last post
good.

>>43196239
yes keep on posting flatdre, flats won

>>43196236
Actually the worst post in this thread. Sasuga diaperfag

>>43196236
What in the hell did you just make me read.

>>43196236
You're just as bad as him.
Please commit suicide, scatfag.

>>43196232
See you later, schizoboy.

>>43196250
Fuck off.

>>43196290
>>43196294

>>43196179
22 Acacia Avenue

>>43196317
Buddy, I love boobs, including flat chests. I'm having a blast with this thread, hope you're the same despite the attitude.

>>43196338

>>43196338
Anon over there thinks we have the same autistic obsession he has, but for massive titties on tiny girls.

>>43196353
aw hell no, too far.

my lungs

>>43196359
ok normie

>>43196331
H-hey wait a minute I'm not a whore!

Friendly reminder that Flan-chan is not for lewds of any kind.

>>43196396
Not being a pedophile doesn't make me a normie faggot.

>>43196626
Exactly, look at this sweet lil' thing.
On another note, hypothetically, if a human were to get a vampire girl pregnant, how would the baby turn out? A half-vampire? Would the half-human blood protect from burning up in the sun?

>>43196658
don't worry normie-kun, those are just drawings. not real thing

>>43196665
While it would presumably be the same as any other Dhampir, conceiving with a vampire mother would logically be far more difficult than the other way around, and likely far more prone to birth defects.

Fortunately we're talking about vampires in Gensokyo so there's ways around that, and they technically don't have normal human biology anyway, so you'd probably not have any additional issues there.

>>43194700
Retractable. Unusually long canines normally but can extend to full grown fangs when she is about to bite.

Flanzuri

>>43196665
Hypotheticals are for cowards! I will have an answer for your questions soon.

>>43197349
Ah, well, you see
"Soon" isn't fast enough. I need to know now if my kids will be able to go out in the sun or not, but I guess it's safer to assume they won't be. I also need to know if there's need to feed them blood along with mother's milk.

>>43197349
>>43198016
Stop it you two! Gensokyo will run out of blood if both of you keep breeding vampires.

>>43172949
How does Flan smell?

>>43198336
With her nose, idiot. How else would someone smell?

>>43198374
These two probably use their tongues to sniff the air or something.

>>43196626
Flan is for loving as one would a daughter!

>>43198258
Well then they're gonna need blood sources and servants! So nice of Sakuya to volunteer for the sake of the future generation.

>>43198336
She looks very cute in that picture but I'd still like her to wash up!

>>43198336
God I hope she never washes. I NEED to conduct a complete olfactory investigation!

>>43198646
Getting permission to wash Flan since no one else has the balls to try!
Her thinking something lewd might happen!
I actually just want to be able to eat my dinner without gagging when she comes by!
Scrubbing her down with soap in the tub, hard!
When it's over, she glowers at me for not trying to go any further!

>>43197349
God I wish I could make Flan-chan a mama

>>43199177
She's already a mama. You can make her a grandmother!

>>43198336
i cant breathe

I cannot stop loving Flan

I want to sneak behind flan-chan and give her a surprise bear hug lift her up, spin her around, give her lots kisses on her head and nibble on her cute pointy ears!!!

>>43201166
You shouldn't surprise a vampire like that. That's how so many untimely deaths happen around her.

>>43201814
>>43201166
Surprise her with some sweets instead!
After she's done, then you can cuddle her!

>>43205759
this works with every loli, success guaranteed.

>>43201166
I will surprise her with a bar of soap. Stinky old coffin dweller!

>>43172949
I want her to use four of a kind so I can die of a Flan overdose.

>>43210001
>spanks_incoming.jpg

>>43210084
She just needs to fly away before she gets caught.

>>43210094
we're talking about the superior maid sakuya here. if she lets a bad child avoid the spanks she will lose her whole reputation.

I want to be Flan's dutiful caretaker and potentially a father figure even though she's much older than me!

Remember: Flan is an imperfect vampire and weak to running water.
As Flan's new caretaker you'll need to take good care of bathing her.

Step one:fill a bathtub with warm water
Step two:insert a bubble solution or other special bath bombs to entice the Flan and make her want to spend time in the bath
Step three:remove clothing from the Flan, note that she may be resistant at first. You cannot force her but you can promise cake and ice cream afterwards.
Step four:pick up the Flan and GENTLY submerge her into the bath. She will instinctively not enjoy this and the more waves you make inserting her the more fussy she'll get.
Step five:lean the Flan back letting the water soak her hair, NEVER pour water onto the Flan
Step six:scrub the Flan GENTLY ensuring there is as little splashing as possible, be sure to scrub thoroughly with a luffa or otherwise. Don't forget to lather her hair!
Step seven:lean the Flan back again letting her hair soak in the water as you GENTLY scrub the soap out, getting as little water moving as possible
Step eight:repeat step six and seven as needed to lather and rinse
Step nine:lift the Flan up SLOWLY from under the crook of her knees and curve of her back. Only after the Flan is retrieved from the bath and several feet away can you drain the bath.
Step ten:dry and dress the Flan [IMPORTANT] she will be cold, don't let her be cold.

Once you have completed all ten steps you will have one HAPPY FLAN. Congrats!

>>43210167
>NEVER pour water onto the Flan
this steal me from half the fun!

https://twitter.com/_Tonan_/status/1646803261738090496/photo/1

>>43212005
Oops, posted the wrong pic.
Well Flan's in this one anyways, and what I meant to post is in that tweet so it okey

>>43210166
I won't deny my attraction to Flan but I want to spoil her and make her a useless mess that won't even change without me dressing her like a doll

>>43212466
That would imply she changes her clothes on her own now.
Much to Sakuya's delight, that is not the case!
Although it might be harder now to play house with her, Sakuya can get a little... territorial.

>>43212606
Me and Sakuya could work out a deal easy enough, I bathe Flan, she changes her in the mornings, I change her into her pajamas, she gets to brush her fangs before bed, I feed her, she gets to brush her hair and wash her laundry.
I also look the other way when Sakuya gets frisky and mention nothing when I notice she's abusing her time stop powers

>>43212606
Flan-chan looks so uncomfortable, stop it you fucking maid!

>>43212733
But she already does all of that!
What kind of blackmail could you scrounge up on someone who doesn't shy away from murder on a daily basis?
Why should she give up her love and joy to you, when she could just refuse or kill you?

>>43212794
Because now she has more time to perv on Remi now that she isn't taking care of that stinky NEET, Flan.

Flan after going on /pol/

holy shit I can't stop masturbating to Fland

>>43214726
I want to give flan my /pol/e if you know what im sayin

>>43214811
You just had to say it uh?

>>43172949
Cuddling with Flan! In a bed, on the couch, in her coffin, everywhere!

Reminder that Flandre is GAY and will never love you even if you crossdress as her sister.

>>43215443
Nobody is gay in Gensokyo, they all lust after men.

>>43172949
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JQbetB8jz8M
MY LOVE DO YOU KNOW
FRANDOLL SCARLETTT

>>43215443
If ZUN revealed all Touhou's were gay then it would lose its entire fanbase.

>>43210167
Imagine trying to bathe flan but she keeps trying to fly away splashing water everywhere and getting on her defensive vampire stance, showing her fangs,raising up her hands and making vampire noises!!

>>43217003
What are vampire noises?

>>43217080
In Flan's case the sounds of a rabid dog.
She really hates bathing...

>>43217003
I would have to bring out the crucifix and try to herd her into the tub with it. It's for her own good.

>>43210167
Idiot. Submerging her like that is a necessary risk. I would use a washcloth for a controlled and thorough cleaning that minimizes the chances of running water. Her hair can be soaked, but throwing her in a bath is begging for trouble.

>>43217702
>necessary
UNnecessary.

flandrape

>>43217763
>after anon cums once and thinks its over

Flan isn't a rapist, she wouldn't rape you...

>>43217831
Of course not. Flan can't rape, she don't have the
right parts for it.

>>43196144
That's cause the stories he was posting were AI generated

Can somebody please translate?

>>43218319
Flan is super cute covered in blood like that!

>>43220271
"Flan really is a vampire!"
"Look, I have wings and everything?"
"So this isn't cosplay!!"

>>43220271
Grr, I really am a vampire!
See, I have wings, don't I?
...like I said, it's not cosplay!!

>>43220348
>>43220359
Thank you! Also do you guys think her wings lit up when she wakes up and dim down when she goes to sleep?

>>43225533
I think they would light up whenever she got excited.
Think like when a cat would wave it's tail, that's when they would light up.

>>43225629
Flan is always so excited when she sees me!

>>43225673
See, "excited" as in a general sense.
That's not just a happy Flan right there, that's a psychotic Flan.
You should probably think of something to entertain her now.

>>43225745
Eh, nah, I know how to deal with this. See, the cat tail allegory is correct, it's exactly like my old cats, she's annoyed that it's been a few hours since the last time we hugged, and excited that she'll finally about to get some hugs and headpats.
She'll calm down once I sit down somewhere so that she can glue herself to me.

>>43225745
I'll read her some Charles Dickens.

>>43225828
Cut your nails, anon

Me stealing Furandoll

>>43172949
Between the scarlet sisters, which one is the handjob one and which one is the footjob one?

>>43229750
flan gives death grip full speed handjobs

>>43229228
i want to save furandoll too!

>>43234554
From what?

>>43234711
from the mean despotism of sakuya

>>43234756
The true master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion...

>>43237476
Did Flan cause the fucking twin towers to fall????
Based

>>43237776
She destroyed WTC-7.

>>43229750
Remi's feet would poison your lungs immediately so it cant be her

having dinner with flan shes so nice sharing it with you!

>>43241174
We got any human meat on the menu?

>>43241199
i know they look a lot alike, but flan-chan and rumimi are two different touhous.

Give me a hug Flan-chan!

Flan-chan doesn't like being left out

>>43248067
kawaii indeed

>>43242063
We got any human meat on the menu though?

>>43248488
Only for flan don't worry Sakuya made some normal food for you

>>43250007
You misunderstand my reason for asking. I'd like to have some people, just to see if it's any good.

>>43250023
Its just fancy pork but with the downside of giving you brain and nerve damage if you eat someone of low quality.

>>43250038
I thought that was only if you ate the brain.

I LOVE YOU FLAN-CHAN

Sakuya is letting you take care of flan all by yourself for the first time but shes giving you a subtle smile and wink wonder what she meant by that

>>43254495
she's holding a knife behind her back. you're flan next dinner!

gm flannies

>>43257796
so sorry

>>43257801
Haha Flan is but a baby.

>>43254495
She's giving you a wink cause she slipped you a story she knows flan doesn't like so Flan is gonna bother you to find a book she does like. However, what you don't know is that Sakuya hid all the books she likes.

>>43193518
Rikafag kys

The mods hate /07/th so much they won't even hear our pleas to ban your sorry ass

>>43258061
Rikafag who? what are you talking about, schizo?

>>43259143
Just some nut obsessed with faggots who don't capitalize their first letters.

>>43257830
How dastardly.
I bet she won't be counting on me making up a new story off the cuff though!
Flan deserves a good story where the prince and princess get married and live happily ever after.

>>43259181
I want to tell her a story where the dark lord wins at the end, bringing about an era of darkness where vampires and other creatures of the night can roam free without the oppressive sun shining on them!

Vampires are evil creatures that bring only pain and suffering. You should not treat them with love or kindness.

>>43262480
>Vampires are evil creatures that bring only pain and suffering. You should not treat them with love or kindness.

That's why the archetype is so interesting and almost perfect metaphor paired with younger girls. The scarlets being psychologically young means despite their actual age they would still have a strong desire for parental care and guidance, juxtaposed against their strong urge to feed and manipulate, that creates their true insanity, they understand that nobody should love them, but they will always want it. It's like the tragedy of being an eternally unwanted child.

>>43262923
>The scarlets being psychologically young

How does that work? Does being put into a physical stasis also affect mental growth?

i want to give marital guidance to the scarlet lolis.

>>43262480
I want to be evil with them.

>>43263000
>Does being put into a physical stasis also affect mental growth?

Apparently, that's what I remember hearing about how it works for them in to touho cannon. They can collect information and wisdom's of sorts, but they remain psychogically closer to children that's why remies spell cards are all over the place some being silly and others being sinister.

>>43262480
My Flan-chan is a good girl and she deserves all the hugs in the world!

>>43172949
She is tall enough to comfortably rape.

https://exhentai.org/s/a9d09d31f6/2528832-18
God I wish I was the Gote

Until next time, Flan!

adieu petite flan

>>43259143
The guy on the /07/th Expansion Thread that spams insults at everyone. Also goes to other threads and accuses people of being Satoko lovers and insults people that post girls with medium to large boobs

Flan-chan is ready for her nap.

Flan is love, Flan is life.

The last poster in this thread gets a loving monogamous relationship with Flan-chan!

me ME!!

It's gonna be me!