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Maybe we should've moved to a different neighborhood.

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>> No.43291602
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43291602

>>43291593
Ushi-posting in the Ushi thread.

>> No.43291616

>>43291593
>>43291602
Cow spiders aren't that violent once you get past the first 3 or so days of reckless rape.

>> No.43291621
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>>43291593
I love my wife!

>> No.43291627

>>43291621
that's an hot daki

>> No.43291634
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>>43291627
nah it's really cool. and very soft!

>> No.43291639
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>>43291616
They're ALSO extremely adorable.

>> No.43291645

>>43291621
>>43291634
But does your wife love you?

>> No.43291659
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>>43291645
yes.

>> No.43291663

>>43291616
Milking them is easy when they get used to you.
>>43291621
Neat.

>> No.43291727
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43291727

Vampire time.

>> No.43291736

>Run a pizza joint
>Sick and tired of having to replace our delivery drivers
>Start doing them myself
>I’m already married so there’s no worry
>First stop
>A bicorn

>> No.43291752

>>43291727
I need a vampire

>> No.43291758

>>43291736
Love, uh, finds a way.

>> No.43291766

>>43291736
she's fine with it, but what about your wife, fucker? she's gonna peg you in the bumbum.

>> No.43291776
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>>43291727
I will submit to vampire time but only if it is this vampire specifically.

>> No.43291781

>>43291663
Ushi milk is a treasure only for husband and daughters.
Highly illegal to traffic.

>>43291727
Small breasts, small blood donation.
Big breasts, big blood donation.

>> No.43291794

>>43291766
Why are you thinking of pegging right away rather than the two monsters sharing the guy or the wife coming to save her husband from the Bicorn, kinda gay anon.

>> No.43291805

>>43291736
Are you strong minded enough to resist the seduction tactics of a harem horse?
What if she brings you that one species you have a weakness to?

>> No.43291807

Guys
A big sharp teeth lolivamp

>> No.43291821

>>43291807
Vamp fangs lose their erotism if all the other teeth are also sharp.

>> No.43291874
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43291874

>Anxiety-ridden femcel gets succ'd
>All the magical powers that's ever dreamed of having in her frequent, distracting power fantasies
>Personality stays the same so she's still too nervous to even order fast in person

>> No.43291880

>>43291821
Disagree. They just have to be especially sharp/long compared to the other teeth.

>> No.43291888

>>43291874
She should keep her black hair I hope someone does a hair edit and fix it.

>> No.43291904

what would you do if you saw an abandoned box with a cait sith inside?

>> No.43291917

>>43291874
Imagine being able to bully something more powerful than you. Why is playing with fire so fun?

>> No.43291927
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43291937

>>43291874
Also
>Its another "she was more attractive before" image
You hate to see it.

>> No.43291939

>>43291880
That'd be quite the dangerous vampire then.
Good luck getting bit by her without passing out and/or cumming.

>> No.43292013

Gonna sneak into the vampire mansion and replace all the lightbulbs with uv tanning lamps

>> No.43292045

>>43292013
Good luck dealing with a horny, angry and bamboozled tanned vamp.

>> No.43292138

>>43292045
She'll be weak from the UV

>> No.43292139

>>43292013
>>43292045
gentlemen, how do we continue to break vampires?

>> No.43292152
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Let her out, she can be trusted

>> No.43292157

>>43292139
Put garlic juice in her wines and food
Also stick your foot out the door and pull it in when she gets close

>> No.43292159

>>43292139
>marinade in garlic sauce for 2 days
>dump on sunny beach
>seal conditioning

>> No.43292163

>>43291621
That's awesome. Get a fuzzy, fluffy blanket and wrap it around you and her to simulate wing hugs...

>> No.43292169

>>43292159
>seal conditioning
how do you do that?

>> No.43292174

>>43292152
What's the worst a wisp can do? They seem pretty harmless.

>> No.43292175

>>43291621
rock bottom huh anon?

>> No.43292178

>>43292175
Only if you take it on dates.

>> No.43292181

>>43292169
don't worry she'll take care of it for you

>> No.43292187

>>43292178
Somewhere out there, a desperately lonely lilim is taking her daki to the restaurant for a date.

>> No.43292213

>>43291621
>that shadow

>> No.43292225
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>>43292175
nah been at rock bottom ever since i was a teenager.

>> No.43292244

>>43292213
I sure hope he's holding that phone at waist height

>> No.43292264

>>43291621
>dim lighting
>blurry image
>daki
>messy bed
'bout what I expected

>> No.43292266

>>43292213
I don't get it.

>> No.43292279

>>43291621
>and here's our son's room
>he's quite an.... ah hell why do I even bother

>> No.43292285

>>43291621
a level of dedication only seen in greenworm anon and the baph guy

>> No.43292297

>>43291727
insatiable lolibaba in the sheets.

>> No.43292316
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>>43292285
I love my wife so much, she makes me very happy, and now every day when i come home from work i can snuggle her.

>> No.43292386

>>43292316
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107241652
she cute

>> No.43292391
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>>43291621
I got a new A&J daki pillow a few months ago, had to pay quite a premium for it but it was worth it, it's super soft

>> No.43292403
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i feel like there's a decent chance i try to adopt every down on their luck monster i come across

>> No.43292405

>>43292139
Throw a string of firecrackers in her coffin and hold down the lid.

>> No.43292434

>>43292403
same, but only the cute/sexy ones.

>> No.43292448

>>43292434
No, just same. They're all cute or sexy.

>> No.43292531

Is MGR ever coming back? Losing the lore threads is a great loss.

>> No.43292587
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>>43291593
Yeah, there are better sources of demon cow milk...

>> No.43292634
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>>43292587
Yeah, but Miss Ushi has a wide variety of skills that make her the *total package* of what I am looking for in a mamono.

>> No.43292650

>tell shog I'm going out for a night with the boys like the good old days
>she says "No."
Not again...

>> No.43292690
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>>43292634
sure could use a demonic spider in my life

>> No.43292693
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>>43292650
You're gonna let a maid boss you around?

>> No.43292712

>>43292693
I can't beat her...

>> No.43292736

>>43292712
shogs are fairly simple-minded. use your human wiles to trick her, do what you want and worry about the consequences later

>> No.43292743

>>43292712
You won't with that attitude. You have to remind her who the mastah is

>> No.43292768
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>>43292650
Bribe her. Promise her that you can go on an extra long "holiday" with her afterwards.

>> No.43292770
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>>43292690
They're too cute to resist.

>> No.43292792

>>43292690
Not usually into spider girls, but being in a web cocoon with only your dick sticking out and being at the mercy of a spider girl dominatrix sounds incredibly hot

>> No.43292831
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>>43292650
Are the boys chaos pilled, I think if you say they are your Shog will be okay with you going out with them.

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>>43291593

>> No.43292941
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>> No.43292946
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Who is the smarter one in the relationship, you or your wife?

>> No.43292979

>>43291621
Enjoy it anon. Do not let succubi or society tell you what the fuck you can enjoy.

>> No.43292987
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>> No.43293015

>>43292946
I think Jinko wife would be smarter than me, in addition to being stronger.

>> No.43293021

>>43291736
this is why you hire only monsters and only married ones. they wouldn't lie

>> No.43293023
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>>43292946
My wife, though I guess I am a bit more updated on the current affairs of mortals in general.

>> No.43293027

>>43292946
by virtue of being older yes but i dont think their knowedgle of the world would be the same as mine, in the sense that myth and gods are real while over here we deal with math science and physics

>> No.43293034
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>>43292946
Probably me assuming I don't go harem and pick up another one or two at most

>> No.43293048

>>43291621
I kind of want a daki of my monster wife but I don't know where to begin

>> No.43293062

>>43293048
Finding a good artist for a commission would be a good start.

>> No.43293082

>>43292531
Newfag question, what's MGR?

>> No.43293085

>>43292946
It's hard to tell, if the portals ever open she'll probably look dumber because she'd not know things about this world but in actuality, she's probably just as smart as I am.

>> No.43293107

>>43293082
Metal Gear Rising

>> No.43293130

>>43293082
Monster Girl Redux, site hosting MGE materials including ones not on the wiki.

>> No.43293170

do monster recognize whore, slut, bimbo, as insults.

>> No.43293194

>>43293170
All of them would recognize the first two as insults since whores and sluts are the antitheses of mamano. Bimbo would depend on the girl, some types might mistake it as a compliment.

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>>43293170
Mamono are people, Anon. They know when they're being insulted and know when a word is used as a term of endearment. And some of them probably really DO NOT WANT to be called a slut under any circumstances. Doesn't mean they're prudes--it's just them being individuals.

>> No.43293227

>>43293195
call a monster a slut, she don't like it? what's the worse that could happen, not like they hurt people.

>> No.43293235

>>43293227
she'll throw you in the snake pit, or the wurm pit, or the wolf pit
basically they will toss you in the nearby pit

>> No.43293236
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43293236

Signing a bodyguard contract with a buff martial artist Demon MG.

>> No.43293251

>>43293236
theres a stipulation you didnt read on what happens when you retire.

>> No.43293257
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>>43293227
> Decide to tease a local hebi.
> She reacts. A lot.
> Easy mark.
> Decide to start calling her increasingly sexual things, hoping she'll flip out on you.
> It'll be hilarious.
> Eventually just call her a slut.
> She starts breaking down into an ugly cry, right in public.
BAD END

>> No.43293259

>>43293251
good thing she didn't see my own stipulation that i wrote in

>> No.43293261

>>43293236
She needs to be buffer if she wants me to sign that contract.

>> No.43293264

>>43292946
She is for sure.

>> No.43293310
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Danger: High voltage

>> No.43293319

>>43293310
It's like adding WEASEL to AN ELECTRICAL STORM

>> No.43293324

>>43293257
anon the hardhearted sort still feels bad for it, tries to half heartedly apologize in doing so makes physical contact by patting her shoulder, his fate is now sealed.

>> No.43293334

>>43293310
can she charge my phone?

>> No.43293345
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>>43293334
Of course

>> No.43293360

>>43292946
Dragon wife, but I'm clever.

>> No.43293393 [SPOILER] 
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Fox ass delivery.
That is all.

>> No.43293423
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What do you do to get two hags to stop fighting

>> No.43293424

>be me
>walking through the woods going on camping trip
>suddenly hit and fall through thin patch of dirt
>landed in some giant carved out underground chamber
>suddenly surrounded by dozens of giant ant girls
>"A male! Look sisters a male! An actual male! I didn't think males existed! A male, sisters! A MALE! A male to breed!"
This was not my ideal camping trip. HELP!

>> No.43293427

>>43293423
yell out that you wish you had 2 hags for wives

>> No.43293430

>>43293424
surely they'll take me to a local hospital since I broke my foot in that fall, right? I'm in no condition to be assaulted by an entire anthill while being in so much pain

>> No.43293433

>>43293424
What's the matter, got ants in your pants?

>> No.43293457
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>>43293393
I prefer my ass with a side of burgers.

>> No.43293481

>try to flirt with a Mantis
>hard to tell if you're doing well or not
>she just keeps giving you a completely emotionless stare
>eventually she stands up
>takes off her panties and shows them right to your face
>they're soaking wet

>> No.43293484

>>43292946
feels unreasonable to ask for a wife smarter than me while im working on my doctorate but i want a wife who knows whats best for me better than i do...

>> No.43293489

>>43293484
You have high INT and she has high WIS, makes sense.

>> No.43293493

>>43292946
it could be a wurm, she'd still be smarter than me
i need whatever magic potions make you not dumb

>> No.43293506

>>43292391
Yeti daki?? Is this available somewhere or custom. Asking for a fr- fuck it.

>> No.43293546

>>43293427
B-but anon I couldn't handle one hag wife let alone two!

>> No.43293547
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I have a disease that can only be cured by dark skinned monsters. If you don't post them I'll die.

>> No.43293549

BernAnon stopped posting progress on his harpy games. What happened to him? Did he quit?

>> No.43293552

>>43293424
The ants will help you anon, help you become a brood father

>> No.43293557
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>>43293547
I wonder what this cat wants

>> No.43293562
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>>43293546
then you better buckle up boya

>> No.43293569

>>43293549
Moved to Twitter I think

>> No.43293571

>>43293549
He stopped coming into the threads because of sperglords and schizos shitting up the place in their dumb fucking tantrum about KC and the Wightfag drama. Said something about the 'changing culture of the threads' and peaced out to either /monster/, or Twitter, or who the fuck knows where else.

>> No.43293577

>>43293506
It's custom, sorry! I had a private comm a few years back and had it printed through Cuddly Octopus

>> No.43293578

>>43293549
He just said he won't be posting here anymore, but didn't elaborate why.
>>/jp/thread/S42698793#p42707266

>> No.43293587

which mg likely to plug a product endorsement in the middle of sex?

>> No.43293590
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>>43293549
He hasn't stopped working on anything as far as I know, but he stopped posting here altogether after he dropped the last teaser for his other harpy game.

He keeps posting progress of stuff on Twitter and seems like he's distancing himself from MGE. He renamed his other harpy game, too. Pic related.

>> No.43293592
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>>43293547
How dark are we talking here?

>> No.43293610
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>>43293547
choco aunts

>> No.43293614

>>43293578
>Thanks again, for everything.
At least he wasn't a faggot about it.

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>>43293562
Oh no!

>> No.43293620

>>43293587
Tankui and it's not even close

>> No.43293664
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Robocunny.

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>>43293547

>> No.43293676

Pubes, yay or nay?

>> No.43293703

>>43293577
>private comm
Life is pain

>> No.43293713

>>43293676
I shave mine off

>> No.43293714
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>>43293676
I only accept clean shaven or thick and fluffy, no half-measures.

>> No.43293722

>>43293676
Either is fine.
Would shave mine and let her keep hers.

>> No.43293729

>>43293615
i love cheese company

>> No.43293733
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>>43293557
great artist
>>43293592
>>43293610
>>43293668
Very nice. I would say the most attractive skin tone of a monster tends to vary depending on what type of monster she is. However most are best as brown in my opinion.
>>43293676
Depends on the monster. For more mature or savage types I prefer bush, but for delicate or loli clean shaven is better.

>> No.43293742

>>43293668
I need a abyssal anubis. That eldritch lore and egyptian mythology work well together, shit both start with e for crying out loud.

>> No.43293745

>>43293676
only a few artist i find are able to make pubes appealing.

>> No.43293749

will mge ever have Hot sweaty dino sex?

>> No.43293759

>>43293742
Isn't Nyarlathotep the crossover you're looking for?

>> No.43293762
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>> No.43293767

>>43293749
I hope so, KC did say he wants to make a dinosaur girl at some point.

>> No.43293772

>>43293676
I only like them on anubi and I'd prefer them to be well-groomed.

>> No.43293776

>>43293759
But that’s a cat I want eldritch choco dog.

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>>43293749
>>43293767
Technically we already have dinosaur girls.

>> No.43293857

>>43293767
>Mokele Mbembe
>Description: A buff dark skinned dinosaur girl that has brownish green scales that go across her arms and feet, her feet are like that of a elephant and help her move across soft river beds. Her temperament is mostly peaceful and is extremely shy when coming across humans and other Mamonos, but any fast movements from a human man can startle her and activate her horny side so be careful especially if you’re a man.
That’s all I got for a dinosaur monster girl.

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I think the pharaoh is cool and will not be swayed by grape snakes

>> No.43293887

>>43293825
I only count Cockatrices because they're good runners.
>>43293857
Mokele Mbembe like that would be hot, but I'll be surprised if he doesn't start with a theropod.

>> No.43293898

>>43293887
Well I’m mixing both cryptids and dinosaurs together so it makes somewhat sense in MGE.

>> No.43293909

>>43293590
>Distancing himself from MGE
Probably for the best tbqh

>> No.43293914

>>43293898
I know, IIRC Mokele Mbembe is basically just a sauropod.

>> No.43293934
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>>43293887
There’s also the ropen which if I remember right is a bioluminescent pterodactyl so could do something interesting with that.

>> No.43293957

>>43293934
Need more muscle on my heck hound.

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>>43293547
Dark enough?

>> No.43293990

>>43293549
As others have said. BernAnon had stopped posting here and made his own setting for his games. A shame but inveitable considering he is making a game business

>> No.43294007

What got you?

>> No.43294048
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>>43294007
I wasn't paying attention, and I got backed into a corner by a snail...

>> No.43294057

>>43294007
I don't know yet, they threw a sack over my head before I realized what was going on and put me in the back of a van.

>> No.43294065

>>43294007
I was picked up by the Council Of Aunts.

>> No.43294073

>>43294057
Sounds like you got Sabbathed

>> No.43294074
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>>43294007
I emit chaos and otherworldliness so I got a abyssal girl.

>> No.43294075
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>>43292391
based!!! actually cuddling her makes all the pain go away. i was suprised at how soft the material is. how long do you have your's for?

>> No.43294093

>>43293547
https://litter.catbox.moe/40ed6u.png

>> No.43294102

>>43294093
Oil cat.

>> No.43294106

>>43294093
Cute kot

>> No.43294107
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>>43294007
Mofu.

>> No.43294109

>>43294048
I dunno why snails are so much cuter than slugs, but they totally are.

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made the mob bun just needs color

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>>43294109
I think it's the shell but I do love the sea slug girl

>> No.43294152

>>43294125
Cute bun, but she shouldn't play with spray paint.
>>43294109
>>43294140
Yeah, can't deny the appeal of the shell.

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>>43293547

>> No.43294173

>>43294152
>>43294152
thats her freckles, i need better freckle brushes

>> No.43294180

>>43291593
POV: You are in a Monstergirl City and you withness a well dressed and dapper Alp with a big booty dump truck butt swaggering down the street with three equally well dressed and dapper girls following said Alp as they gaze upon her ass
>https://youtu.be/YS0h2-hy9rw

>> No.43294192

>>43294007
As a man of the order none of those dumb monster 'got me'. In fact its quite the opposite as the only thing I 'got' a whole bunch of cuties as neighbors at the new apartment complex im gonna move in too. Sure it's in the shady part of town but I really found a paradise there! The landlord Tani key is an affable women and gave me a real discount on the apartment, no infestations or other problems either! My neighbor D'Angelo is a beautiful women despite her funny sound name where she lived with her adorable little sister. My other neighbors are also all beautiful women like the pure and proper elf women who unlike most of her arrogant kind decided to come learn the ways of the humans! Or one of the last pure dwarves whose heartfelt story moved me to tears!

>> No.43294196

43294180
fuck off

>> No.43294198

>43294180
Kill yourself, faggot

>> No.43294207
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>>43293547

>> No.43294226

awooooo

>> No.43294233
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>>43294226
doggie

>> No.43294236

>>43294226
Calm it Wolf-Chan.

>> No.43294237

>>43294226
Don't awoo you'll alert the horde

>> No.43294241

>>43294226
FIVE SIX SEVEN OH NINE

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>>43294226
wolfs are too spicy for anon

>> No.43294251
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>>43293547

>> No.43294257

>>43294244
Dumb dog has her legs too wide. It's the perfect path for escaping a kabedon

>> No.43294264

>>43294226
If you Awoo into the abyss, the abyss Awoos back at you.

>> No.43294270

>>43294264
Damn abyssal dogs and their TF fetish.

>> No.43294274

>>43294257
Judging by the expression on Anon's face, I'm not sure he WANTS to escape the kabedon.

>> No.43294283
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>>43294226
TO THEIR OWN SHORE
CAME THE WORLD WAR

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>>43293547

>> No.43294290

>>43294251
hmm, yes, good

>> No.43294299

>>43294289
God you cum on her it’s gonna look like clouds are floating across her body.

>> No.43294303

You don't know the pains of having to be a human teacher at a high school that's mostly enrolling Mamono students. These damn bratty Succubus students keep trying to seduce me in the classroom for higher grades, they approach me after class and cleverly unbutton the two top buttons on their uniforms! I'm going to talk with the Hakutaku principle about this and get those shitty brats suspended...

>> No.43294304

>>43294241
I always interpreted that song as a co-ed group of dog mamono eagerly giving anon their sorority house number so they can hang out

>> No.43294322

>In class
>Ms. Lilim drops her pen
>Bends over to pick it up
>My inner cheshire takes over
>”Imagine the smell”
>Ms. Lilim looks at me knowing I said it
>Gives me a detention slip and writes her phone number on it

>> No.43294330
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>>43293547

>> No.43294343

>>43294322
Human boy students should always fuck and marry their mamono teachers.

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>>43293547

>> No.43294364

Why do my sleep paralysis demons have big tits?

>> No.43294369

>>43294364
Better to bully you with.

>> No.43294371

>>43294364
To smother you with them.

>> No.43294374

>>43294364
for milks

>> No.43294377
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>>43294364
Don't worry about it!

>> No.43294378

>>43294369
>>43294371
They're trying to kill me every night dudes.
Big titties does not make this forgivable.

>> No.43294382

>>43294378
Oh no, she rests her heavy breasts on your chest and stares at you as you can't move.

>> No.43294386

>>43294378
They don't want to kill you, only immobilize you. There's nothing to fear.

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>>43293547

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>>43294007
witch of the woods...
getting lost on a hiking trip is a death (marriage) sentence for single men these days

>> No.43294397

>>43294391
is this a sexy omen?

>> No.43294409
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>>43294364
Do you like big tits or not?

>> No.43294421
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>>43294378
Submit to them

>> No.43294429
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>>43293547

>> No.43294432

>>43294395
Dark mages are too strong, they'll tempt you with delicious food loaded with their demonic engery claiming you just for eating a meal

>> No.43294440
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>summoning gone wrong gone sexual

>> No.43294441

>>43294226
Werewolves of London?

>> No.43294442
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>> No.43294443

>>43294440
Quick! Hold up the Chief God's crucifix to contain her!

>> No.43294448
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>>43294440
succs are good

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>>43293547

>> No.43294491
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>>43293547
>>43294226
>"My, my, what could you possibly want calling inside a forest full of very horny women?"

>> No.43294502

>chaos monsters all hate me
>shogs, night gaunts and mindflayer flee at the sight of me
Just-a-because I'm Italian too! Mama mia!

>> No.43294510
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>>43293547

>> No.43294532
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>>43294502
>Eats spaghetti
>Expects to be liked by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

>> No.43294541

>>43294364
>>43294378
Go to sleep naked to find out why.

>> No.43294546
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>>43293547

>> No.43294547
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dork succs

>> No.43294550

>>43293749
No, theyre poikilotherms, so not hot&sweaty

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>> No.43294624

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that kunoichi knowledge of pressure points isn't just good for paralyzing opponents, its great for working that tension out of your back.

>> No.43294631
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>>43293547

>> No.43294641

I wonder if there are other "half-mamono" like dhamphir

>> No.43294707
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>>43293547

>> No.43294717

>>43291874
Femcel are not a thing, please shove a shotgun in your mouth.

>> No.43294738

>>43294007
My own mines. Lost two legs.

>> No.43294743

>>43294717
>t.femcel

>> No.43294754

>>43293676
Scale patch pubes

>> No.43294758
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>>43293547
>>43294226

>> No.43294816
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>>43294491
Ideal size difference.

>> No.43294817
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>>43293547

>> No.43294846
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>>43293547

>> No.43294847

>>43294717
you might be dumb

>> No.43294850

>>43294816
genuinely. wife should be able to pick you up effortlessly. you should be able to nestle your whole body against her torso when you cuddle.

>> No.43294895
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>>43294816
Big wives make big daugtherus, everything in the house is either extra big and stepladders everywhere.

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>>43294850
If she can't/won't princess carry me everywhere after I sprain my ankle she's not 4 me

>> No.43294910

>>43294846
The markings are clear, I need to lick her belly.

>> No.43294917

I'm going to steal Pharaoh's gold from her tomb!

>> No.43294958
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Pharaohs are really pretty but their 'voice of command' thing is unpleasant... not being able to control your actions and becoming a powerless passenger in your own body sounds really scary. I don't really want to get within hearing distance of pharaohs.

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>>43293547

>> No.43294976

>>43294895
Would be neat if my fish was this big but it seems more suited to a gator or slime

>> No.43294989

>8 years ago

>> No.43295047
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>>43293547

>> No.43295098

>>43294743
>>43294847
You can't be an involuntary celeb if You're a women. Having a lot of choice and chosing to take nothing is not involuntary

>> No.43295112
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>>43294816
>Ideal
I like very tall girls, in general.

>> No.43295139
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And another thing! How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

>> No.43295161
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>>43295139
Drunk auntsters a cute.

>> No.43295163

>>43294816
I prefer if She's 30-50 cm smaller than me. Werecats/tiger/chesh are made to be carry around under your arms to make sure that bath time has been completed.

>> No.43295181

What kind of sense of humor does a shogg have?

>> No.43295183

>>43294641
There are, I'm pretty sure there was a half elf that turned into a werewolf

>> No.43295185
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>>43295098
ahhh, i see. we're speaking to one of the rare male counterparts to the femcel

>> No.43295207

>>43295185
Help that Jinko before she gets turned into a mere'd housecat

>> No.43295209

>>43295185
Incel are rare here? Are You blind?

>> No.43295226

>>43295181
quote some lines from the king in yellow at her, she'll probably love it

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>>43295207
it's too late

>> No.43295246

>>43295232
Based automaton putting cats into their god intended place.

>> No.43295259
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Rubber succ

>> No.43295261
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Post about monsters and situations you'd want to find yourself in with them

>> No.43295305

>>43295261
that's too many succs.

>> No.43295307
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Remember, for vampire wives and any other haughty monster you have to have a place at home for them to sit and look cool. It’s a rule.

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>>43295261
touched by an angel

>> No.43295341

>>43295112
This is the kind of girl you have to worry about strapping you to her chest inside her clothes

>> No.43295356

I don't get it. I put up "no trespassing" signs on my lawn but monsters keep trying to bug me. Can't a man get a bit of solitude in his own house? Maybe I don't want to have sex.

>> No.43295373

>>43295356
But thou must!

>> No.43295374

>>43295261
cannot post the hound picture I have as reference, but it involves hellhounds and headlocks

>> No.43295376

>>43295356
>Maybe I don't want to have sex.
She can fix you.

>> No.43295386

>>43295356
>Maybe I don't want to have sex.
It's not trespassing to correct someone with that mindset

>> No.43295389

>>43295356
>monster police take the signs to mean an emergency and siege anon's house, deploying the tactical bogey to pacify him

>> No.43295404
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>>43295261
Wife sheepishly asking for some blood before pulling me into her coffin with her and closing the lid, trapping us together inside for a few days.

>> No.43295414

>>43295389
I've planted tannerite at the doors. If they want a Monster version of Ruby Ridge they got it. No sex will be had in this house.
Come and get me you fucking coppers!

>> No.43295418

>>43295414
Paladin moment. He won’t outlast the kunoichi.

>> No.43295420

>>43295305
>Implying there can be such a thing as too many succs

>> No.43295424
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>>43295414
And then the Fucking Coppers, true to their name, did in fact go and get anon and much rape was had. The end.

>> No.43295427

>>43295414
I fucking love putting claymores all around my house.

>> No.43295449

>>43295424
>Anon wakes up on the third day of the seige
>Swat Officer Cheshire is laying next to him in bed wearing nothing but her Hat and whispers to anon, I hate the anti-christ with a big shit eating grin.

>> No.43295471
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boobs amirite

>> No.43295476

>>43291904
I think not doing that constitutes abuse of cats.

>> No.43295502
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>>43295471
i think you're onto something

>> No.43295518

>>43295471
Can I have like 50% less fox?

>> No.43295536

>>43295471
i require fat tails and an ass that isn't so fat i have to spread to see everything

>> No.43295539

>>43295414
>MGC glowies siege hermit anon's house for his refusal to mingle with monsters
>they just flood the building with aprohdisiac gas and wait until he runs out begging for pussy
mamono mana fixes everything

>> No.43295559

>>43295539
They should flood it with corn syrup instead. He may still hate the Antichrist, but that won't matter once the ghouls get to him.

>> No.43295639

>>43295539
>Hermit anon was prepared and has a gasmask on
Silly monsters, they can't beat human engineering

>> No.43295675

>>43295639
Not only that, but he has a homemade D.I.Y assault rifle he assembled with pipes, lots of duct tape and vinyl. And as a last resort, he's wearing a TNT vest. Those monsters aren't getting his dick...

>> No.43295685
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Bros I need the portals open, I have COVID and need cuddles I'm so cold

>> No.43295693
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Important Goblin knowledge, it could save your life.

>> No.43295694

>>43295685
covid shot made me wake up in cold sweat with terrible shivers

>> No.43295696

>>43295675
>The homemade rifle ends up falling apart
>The TNT vest is a dud
I hope Anon likes struggle snuggles because he's gonna get a group of boogys

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Frog witches are the only witches I trust
>Live in the swamp to get the best freshest ingredients with no additives
>Regularly curse snooty princesses and female paladins to become mucus toads like all good witches should
>Competitive pricing as they live outside the influence of the potion makers guild
>Have the most powerful potions available and are willing to sell to the weakest knights
>You can commission any custom potion and she’d make it in a heart beat
>Has a cute cajun accent
>If you get her name you can tell all the croc gals, vamp-mosquitos, and bunyips you know her and they’ll leave you alone
>Will let you fast travel to any other witch frog potion shop for free if you ask nicely

>> No.43295818
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43295818

Anubutt model bodysuit, new model with ear holes

>> No.43295829

>>43295791
She seems like a nice gal, I will send my resume for a bodyguard job

>> No.43295832
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43295832

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43295869

>>43295818
I'm glad the Pharaoh's taxes went towards this.

>> No.43295879
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43295879

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43295880

>>43295832
I would kill any pedophilic whore that dares lay a hand on my son like this.

>> No.43295908

>>43295880
Shut up, cum pump

>> No.43295911

>>43295880
Based.

>> No.43295919
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43295919

>>43295471

>> No.43295940

>>43295919
Forgot to write:
TITTY ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>> No.43295967

>>43295880
BASED

>> No.43295971
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43295971

>>43295471

>> No.43295979

>>43295971
Forgot to write:
TITTY ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Again

>> No.43296005
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43296005

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296026
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43296026

>>43295471

>> No.43296035

>>43296026
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296048
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43296048

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296051

>>43296026
that can't be be a comfortable setup

>> No.43296061

>>43296048
Maybe the Apophis being in charge wouldn't be so bad.

>> No.43296082

>>43296048
why is miss grape like this?

>> No.43296106

>>43296082
A snake of loose morals.

>> No.43296112
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43296112

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296119
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43296119

Guys the bunny girl I ordered looks kinda weird what’s wrong?

>> No.43296145

>>43296112
Sag and veins are great.

>> No.43296143

When you hit 60 and start experiencing erectile dysfunction, your monster will stop loving you.
When the grey hairs begin to prop up on your head, your monster will stop loving you.
When you start gettting arthritus, hearing loss, and senior citizens discount at movie theaters, your monster will stop loving you.
Old farts get no love. None.

>> No.43296151
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43296151

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296192

>>43296106
that's why I stick with the pharaoh

>> No.43296193
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43296193

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296214
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43296214

>>43296151
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296231
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43296231

>>43295471

>> No.43296252
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43296252

>>43296231
Forgot again:
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296258
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43296258

>>43295471

>> No.43296262
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43296262

>>43296258
Forgot again:
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296275
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43296275

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296306
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43296306

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296332
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43296332

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296337

so is this some kinda deliberate spam or is everyone just in on it
Im all for it if so

>> No.43296339

>>43295693
Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Therefore Goblins are birds.

>> No.43296344

>>43296193
I see our resident cuck spammer has a new one.

>> No.43296354
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43296354

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296355

>>43296143
>What is an incubus?

>> No.43296358

>>43296337
Hagshit posting was always in bad faith.

>> No.43296370

>>43296355
In idea that's always been retarded and gay.

>> No.43296375

>>43296370
>In idea

>> No.43296380

>>43296358
Excuse me my hag posting was always good faith, I want an older monster to make me the perfect husband for them

>> No.43296382
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43296382

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296384

>>43296370
The only dumb thing about it was giving it a name, should have just wrapped it all up under the effects of hentai magic, instead of making up "it's a male monster but also not" nonsense

>> No.43296386
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43296386

>giving the despairfags (you)s
stop

>> No.43296387

>>43296355
>>43296375
>>43296384
Responding to bait makes you just as dumb as the shitposter.

>> No.43296396
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43296396

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296404

>>43296384
Lol, you guys still on this sperg.
Stop being tarded.

>> No.43296416
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43296416

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296434
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43296434

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296445
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43296445

I have a plan.
Step 1: obtain an ancient evil (shouldn't be too hard)
Step 2: take her to the pick 'n mix candy aisle
Step 3: ???

>> No.43296454
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43296454

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296472

>>43296445
Colorful eldritch abomination?

>> No.43296476
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43296476

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296481

>>43296472
I was more thinking her becoming addicted to the colorful, sweet (occasionally bitter) candies we humans produce

>> No.43296505
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43296505

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296539
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43296539

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296564
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43296564

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296590

God I wish titties were real

>> No.43296598
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43296598

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296628
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43296628

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296650
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43296650

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296651
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43296651

flat cat

>> No.43296662
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43296662

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296673
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43296673

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296694

>>43296337
IP count isn't going up so it looks like we got a new ritualposting autist.

>> No.43296697
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43296697

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296730
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43296730

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296747

>>43296694
Filename format is the same and has been used before for this kind of stuff

>> No.43296749

>>43296747
That's just booru filename, plenty of people including me use it. Though in this case it's obviously one guy spamming

>> No.43296751
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43296751

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296756

>>43296747
>>43296749
At least he was dumb enough to post one with clearly visible nipple so there's at least a chance that the jannies will do their damn jobs.

>> No.43296785
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43296785

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296815

>>43293882
Gonna protect the pharaoh

>> No.43296840
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43296840

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296875 [DELETED] 
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43296875

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43296910
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43296910

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43297016
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43297016

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY
(I've never played Hoshizora no Babylon. Her ears, which are hidden in this picture, are pointy, so I'm just assuming Deneb is some kind of monster girl)

>> No.43297068

Tiddi arru dayu evely dayu

>> No.43297080
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43297080

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43297123

I hate tiddis now, stupid spammer from trash.

>> No.43297133

OK, since we seem to be titty posting our way to 300 images at a breakneck pace, what do y'all LIKE about mamono boobs?
I like the idea of a shog's boobs being fuckable, and I *think* shog eyes glow, so they can even glow in the dark!
I like that gazer-chan's gazer-boobs are kinda shiny because of geizah goo.
I like ushi-oni boobs because they have just enough soft fur on them to be big soft pillows when I am tired or sad, but they're still big cow tits and everybody loves big cow tits.

>> No.43297185
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43297185

>>43295685
Your Yeti wife is out there waiting

>> No.43297199
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43297199

Hello, everyone this is the weather forecast. Today it's gonna be quite the rainy day from all the tears of boob haters in the Monster Girl Thread. Remember to wear jackets and PRAISE MICHAEL!

>> No.43297205

>>43297199
>of boob haters
from the boob haters

>> No.43297220

>>43297205
BY boob haters

>> No.43297228

>>43297199
>jackets
rain jackets*

>> No.43297246 [SPOILER] 
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43297246

>>43297133
>I like the idea of a shog's boobs being fuckable
Shog is the best. Shog can also form a mouth pussy in the walls.

>> No.43297350

>>43297123
Maybe this was a Sabbath psyop to give us a subconscious disdain for tits

>> No.43297407
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43297407

>>43297350
I could never disdain tits.
> I like to squeeze
> I like to bite
> Boobies morning, day, and night.
> Small boobs
> Big boobs
> Goat tits
> Bug nips
> Holstaur udders for milky butters
> Honeybee dairy for sugary milk tea
Etc.

>> No.43297421

>>43297123
If you actually liked titties you had plenty of time to show it. You must wait, some time to reply more than once on the same post, you know.
>>43297350
I like tits. Someone asked for tits. I posted tits. It's not nuclear science. Same thing I wrote for the above anon goes for you, btw.

>> No.43297461
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43297461

>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43297506

Nice spamming, faggot

>> No.43297541
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43297541

>>43294180
I hate this song

>> No.43297655

Bapho-chan always makes a well constructed argument and remembers to cite her sources.

>> No.43297683
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43297683

>>43297655
Given that the Sabbaths are basically all scientific research outfits, that actually makes sense.
> HOWEVER
What the fuck is she actually researching?

>> No.43297709

>>43294075
I've had the cover for a couple years, after a few washes it still holds up well. The material is nice and soft, better than some other daki covers I've had in the past

>> No.43297735
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43297735

>>43297683
>What the fuck is she actually researching?
How to be more erotic. Only shiro and greilla actually do a real job.

>> No.43297765
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43297765

>>43297683
They are researching how to be anywhere near as attractive as normal monsters.
Their research has thus far borne no fruit.

>> No.43297785
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43297785

>>43297709
do you have a protective cover for the cover?

also, here's a better pic last time i took it with one hand.

>> No.43297945
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43297945

>> No.43297952
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43297952

marry vampires

>> No.43297987
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43297987

>>43293547

>> No.43297994
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>> No.43298040
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43298040

>> No.43298119
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43298119

>>43297945
You have chosen... wisely.

>> No.43298190

>>43297785
Birbs need sunlight after all.

>> No.43298202
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43298202

>>43291593

>> No.43298227

>>43298202
worst shitsnake

>> No.43298329
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43298329

>> No.43298339

>>43297952
That's gonna dry brown

>> No.43298395

>>43298329
The cavalry has arrived

>> No.43298580
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43298580

It's the giant bat that makes all the rules

>> No.43298584

>>43298580
Bats are highly social animals and I'm not

>> No.43298656

>>43297952
Yes, but not flat ones.

>> No.43298675

Fuck this titty posting need ass instead.

>> No.43298703
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43298703

>>43298675
I gotchu senpai.

>> No.43298707

>>43298703
Cool cunt.

>> No.43298759
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43298759

>>43298675

>> No.43298762

>>43298584
Nice bats can take care of shy boys.

>> No.43298769
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43298769

>>43298762
mhm

>> No.43298803

>>43298762
Shy boys are hellhound and manticore bait, they need a strong, dominant monster.

>> No.43298808
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43298808

Hey, did you know that you can reverse shotafication if you suck dark mage's tits? haha

>> No.43298851
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43298851

>>43298803
... and Ushis. I hope.

>> No.43298885

>>43298803
Switch monsters are better for building confidence, and Werebats give better winghugs than Manticores.

>> No.43298920
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43298920

>>43292139
Make out with them as a joke.
Pull pranks like inseminating them as they sleep in their coffins.
Do it again as a gag nine months later.

>> No.43298952

>>43298808
This sounds like you're trying to trick me......

>> No.43298975
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43298975

>> No.43298995

>>43298808
I really hate mages because this shota shit.

>> No.43299018

>>43298995
that must be hard for you

>> No.43299047

>>43298975
shitty lvl 1 monsters are for over leveled full meta gigachad adventurers

>> No.43299061

Undead milk...

>> No.43299064

>>43298808
Hey so I tried it, and she's giving me a funny look and the door is sealed. Please help anon she's getting closer I

>> No.43299065

>>43298995
There's nothing canon about it

>> No.43299075

>>43298808
>it's actually true
>she keeps shotafiyng you every other day and you have to suck her titties dry every time

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>> No.43299111

>>43297785
Do they make protective covers? I'll have to look into this, I don't keep one on mine. I wash it regularly though

>> No.43299125
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>>43293236
I don't actually need a bodyguard but I'll hire her so I have someone who will listen to me autistically rant about my interests

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>>43293236
She needs actual muscles.

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Get a cursed, edgy girl. Be the last straw that keeps her from giving in to darkness or whatever.

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>>43299061
Undead milk probably has temporarily transformative effects in it so I would be careful. For that’s probably what’s mostly made out of magical potions is undead titty milk.

>> No.43299259

>>43299225
waist too thin, will snap like a twig under stress

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>>43299259
It is?

>> No.43299309

>>43299245
It makes me wonder if dark elves can become cursed swords too, but probably not.

>> No.43299320

>>43299308
yup, means her core is not strong enough and will be the first to go under heavy duress

>> No.43299367

>>43299309
a regular elf could

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>> No.43299435

i only trust strong fat girls as my bodyguards

>> No.43299445

>>43299415
>SQUIRREL!
Why are canine girls as excited by squirrels as Slavs are by bober?

>> No.43299449

>>43293236
which monster do you want to yell 'get down mr president!' while tackling you?

>> No.43299469

>>43299449
wurm in a suit

>> No.43299530

>>43298675
You gay or something

>> No.43299555
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>>43299530
flat chest, butt on my face.

>> No.43299577

>>43299445
They're small, fast, and have a funny tail, so it's fun for the canine girls to chase them.

>> No.43299591

>>43299555
theres something fucked with the perspective here.

>> No.43299594

>>43294738
God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the deep, for th' mountain gold,
We'd fire no gun, shed no tear;
Now i'm a broken man in a Worker Ant den
The last of Barret's Mining men
after digging too much and injuring himself in the mine, Anon was saved by a worker ant hive and now he has cool mechanical legs and is now rocking and stoning as a brigadeer to his ant harem. Good end.

>> No.43299612

>>43299591
She's too flat

>> No.43299614

I was at a bar last night and I asked a succ if I could hold her hand cause I was feeling lonely.... she just stared at me, started blushing, stammered something, then passed out. I didn't think handholding was that big a deal! Is this another one of those weird monster cultural things?

>> No.43299630
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>>43299612
still got curves where it counts

>> No.43299639

>>43299630
i wonder, would sabbath milk or hag milk taste sweeter?

>> No.43299646

>>43299639
>hag milk
you mean cream?

>> No.43299671

>>43294364
Ask to use their tits to sleep on as a pillow
They'll change jobs to nice dreams demons soon enough

>> No.43299675

>>43299646
I need some fresh hag cream in my coffee every morning, luckily my demon boss is thoughtful enough to fill my cup when I come into the office every morning! She never mentioned where she gets it so fresh......

>> No.43299686
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rare pofu

>> No.43299692

>>43299686
Fruit moth

>> No.43299710

>>43299646
if we are going that route, then undead have the best milk

>> No.43299826

do you like beans?

>> No.43299836

>>43299826
Jinko beans...

>> No.43299844
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what potions would you buy from a mousegirl?

>> No.43299896

>>43299844
Ones that let me indulge in my TF fetish with my monster wife from shota transformation to abyssal abomination.

>> No.43299927

>>43299844
One to make my wife's tits bigger

>> No.43299975

>>43299844
One that I can pour into an order town's water supply to corrupt the population. I'm trying to get the attention of am extremist general so she'll think I'm cool

>> No.43299980

>>43299896
Based. I would have a literally whole Cabinet filled with all Sorts of TF potions. Including a section dedicated purely to all sorts of differing Tentacle options.

>> No.43300014

>>43299975
>pour corruption potion that makes people attracted to mamonos in the water
>it does nothing because everyone in the town already was

>> No.43300019

>>43299975
>Sneak to the town's well, potion in hand, ready to turn them all into various big tiddy monsters
>As your prepping the potion a baph arrives, shock on her face as you're about to ruin her plan of turning the same town's women into flat-chested goats
What do?

>> No.43300054

>>43300019
Do the sensible thing: both of you pour your potions in. Everyone's a small goat, but their busts range from small to above average, and they're all stupidly perky and milky.

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>> No.43300099

>>43300077
That tofu really filled her out nice.

>> No.43300118
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would you just judo throw a friend?

>> No.43300128

>>43300099
Squatz and tofu, breh. It's actually sound for women.

>> No.43300142

i want to sexually harass monsters, consequence free using magic duplicates that vanish on contact.

>> No.43300154

>>43300118
i prefer when they judo throw me but it's good to keep them sharp

>> No.43300203

>>43300019
I don't like goats so I use my potion hoping the gacha roll doesn't screw me

>> No.43300208

>>43300203
>I don't like goats
Even the tall and busty ones?

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>>43300203
> A Medium Chested Baphomet draws near!
> Medium Chested Baphomet gains [irate]
> Medium Chested Baphomet gains [horny]
> Combat Begin!

>> No.43300230

>>43300128
>Come across a small shrine
>Go inside and expect to see a lazy fox sitting and munching on fried tofu
>Greeted instead by the most energetic and bubbly fitsune, the patron deity of exercise
>She assumes you are there because you need a personal trainer to motivate you to live healthier.

>> No.43300240

>>43300228
i should be okay if i dodge the headbutt

>> No.43300264

>>43300240
I heard if you make very loud noises or fast movements against Baphomets they will faint.

>> No.43300270

>>43300230
A cardio bunny kitsune sounds nice. Imagine watching her fluff bounce on the treadmill.

>> No.43300286

>>43300208
I'm a simple man. I prefer beast monsters based on predators
>>43300228
Why is the run option greyed out?

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look at this explosion kobold

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>>43300228
>>43300240
>>43300286
> You try to run.
> But thou fail!
> Medium Chested Baphomet uses [Insult]

>> No.43300345

>>43300334
He’s a grower not a shower.

>> No.43300350

>>43300142
All well and fun until one with a high enough perception uses a scrying spell to locate you

>> No.43300352

>Man gets sick
>asks his monster friend for a hug because of how awful he feels
How fast would she crumble?

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>>43300334
>>43300345
> You explain that you are a grower, not a shower.
> Medium Chested Baphomet uses [Oh, yeah? Prove it.]
> You are too annoyed to show your dick to the Medium Chested Baphomet.
> Medium Chested Baphomet uses [Brutal].

>> No.43300373

>>43300334
>>43300366
This is why bapho is a virgin

>> No.43300385

>>43300334
>2 inch
immersion ruined

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>>43300366
>>43300373
> You use [Insult].
> Critical Hit!
> Baphomet is looking wounded.
> Baphomet gains [Even Hornier]

>> No.43300407

>>43300385
Yeah what about us average to slightly above average bros. That it’s always either big dick or little dick why can’t there be the in between dick.

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>>43300385
I'm sorry you don't pack even 2 inches. Here's an apology loli just out of her packaging.

>> No.43300425

>>43300142
They have traceback magic, you will be claimed and violated by every MG you harassed

>> No.43300435

>>43297506
>Likes women
>Faggot
Are you stupid, or projecting.

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>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43300472

>>43300350
impossible, monsters arent that skilled

>> No.43300489

>>43300435
Do you think calling someone an asshole means the other person consists of only an anus?

>> No.43300495

>>43300425
"Anti-mage Monster squad" looking to capture the violator, and "MagicMonsters United" coming to recruit the pervert have a little gangwar in front of anons house.

>> No.43300555

>>43300495
I'm visualizing a high level anime fight while anon hides poking his head out the window occasionally

>> No.43300562

>>43300472
>Anon says this as a group of 10 girls use magic to open his backdoor

>> No.43300574

>>43300562
whoa, that's a crime or something

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>>43295539
What if its the other way around?

>> No.43300603

>>43300228
How are you supposed to snap a belt?

>> No.43300606

>>43300575
I love the Druella t-shirt.

>> No.43300607

>>43300575
>RTX 4090
Obvious bluff, she wouldn't lift a real one with one hand.

>> No.43300614

>>43300575
me on the right

>> No.43300620

>>43300603
h-physics

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>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43300625

>>43300099
That's a horse.

>> No.43300637

>>43295539
I wanna do this for the fun/challenge of it. But I feel like monster girls wouldn't care and use extreme measures and ruin it.

>> No.43300645

>>43300625
none can be expected to care about gacha
nor should they

>> No.43300660

>>43300624
well, at least now we know you're also the ELMG cuck from earlier, since nobody else posts monster boys in this thread

>> No.43300668

>>43300645
It also looked like a horse. The legs certainly, but also the ears.

>> No.43300671

>>43300489
No. But in this case it's particularly unfitting.

>> No.43300679

>>43300660
>ELMG
Who/What?

>> No.43300683

>>43300679
Everyday Life with Monster Girls.

>> No.43300698

>>43300683
Did it finally end?

>> No.43300714

>>43300660
That should have been obvious.

>> No.43300720

>>43300660
did the tonedeaf wailing not give it away?

>> No.43300755
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>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43300757
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>> No.43300773

>>43300720
>wailing
You're the ones bitching non-stop.

>> No.43300793

>>43300575
This is awful, I hate it, thank you

>> No.43300808
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>>43300773
There’s a reason why everyone, hagfags included, stopped posting with you dude.
Get a clue.

>> No.43300823

>>43299594
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

>> No.43300830

How would Shog react to you hugging her from behind and giving her cheek a kiss all of a sudden? Such a lewd soul surely can't know how to react to genuine shows of affection like that.

>> No.43300835

>>43300830
Melt into a puddle.

>> No.43300838

>>43300830
rearrange her face so her lips are where her cheek was

>> No.43300860
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>> No.43300867

>>43300860
the petting zoo is a good time for everybody

>> No.43300890

>>43300867
fun for all ages

>> No.43300891
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>>43300867
Just be very thorough when reading the signs.
Because they also have a rather different style of petting zoo.

>> No.43300894

>>43300860
They look like nerds

>> No.43300897

>>43300891
You didn't go to the petting zoo, you went to the Yeting zoo

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>>43293547
>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43300901

>>43300894
I think they are, and that's good.

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>> No.43300925
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BUTT
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43300945
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>>43293547
>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

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I want the strongest potion, I need to "slay" the grinning cat who occupied our sacred wood

>> No.43300971

>>43300912
Ah, the age old question:
>Go easy on the daughter so she has fun
>Trounce Tue daughter so she learns
I'd lean mostly A, but sometimes you've gotta remind 'em who's boss. Until you can't anymore, and that's a thing of beauty.

>> No.43301001
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>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43301002

>>43300952
The clown cats are pretty cute when they're not being a nuisance I'll admit.

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>>43300925
No. In this case you say:
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY
BUT
BOOTY
INSTEAD

>> No.43301018

>>43301002
how often does that happen?
maybe when she's asleep

>> No.43301032

>>43301018
Around 3/4 of the time after taming

>> No.43301044
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>>43293547
>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
DAY

>> No.43301058

Me begging Titania to release me from my restraints and binds and to let me go back home.

>> No.43301084

>>43301058
got to play a longer game. ms titania won't let you out if broadcast your intentions like that

>> No.43301085
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>>43301002
>when they are not being a nuisance
Lol
>>43300606
I would get one irl too, but powerlevel needs to be hidden
>>43300607
Angels are supposed to be stronk
>>43300614
That was the intention, next time ill doodle tesla coils.
>>43300793
You are welcome :^)

>> No.43301089

>>43301058
But this is your home.

>> No.43301094

>>43301058
Stop trying to get away Oberon

>> No.43301096

>>43300901
Gonna give them noogies and Make fun of them for being small
Surely there is no way that could backfire

>> No.43301104

>>43301089
I don't wanna live with Miss Titania! She's scary!

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>>43301058
Shouldn't have done her quest anon, don't worry you'll learn to love her. Wait till she gets the pleasure runes on you

>> No.43301117

>>43301104
You won't be living with Miss Titania. It's Mrs. Titania now.

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>> No.43301135

>>43301104
Your fault for not having an explosive belt on you. Why nobody learn? You want to get caught or what?

>> No.43301163

>>43301131
Now cum all over her defeated form and make her your wife.

>> No.43301170
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>>43301131
Not again.

>> No.43301201
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>>43295471
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERY
SAY

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best cat

>> No.43301270

>>43293668
>>43294093
>>43294167
>>43294207
>>43294251
>>43294289
>>43294330
>>43294391
>>43294363
>>43294421
>>43294429
>>43294510
>>43294546
>>43294817
>>43294846
>>43294964
>>43295047
>>43300900
This thread has been blessed by the presence of many charcoal skinned beauties.
Thanks to every anon who posted them.
Charcoal>purple>red=blue>every other skin color

>> No.43301285

>>43301267
Sorry I don’t want to fuck female version of puss in boots.

>> No.43301290

I will not have sex with Kiki.

>> No.43301297

>>43301290
Good have sex with Shog instead the abyss welcomes you.

>> No.43301312

>>43300625
She looked like a fox to me, I can't name any gacha girls aside from the boat foxes as I don't do gacha.

>> No.43301342
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>>43301290
it's important to retain ethical employer/employee boundaries

>> No.43301379

>>43301297
shogs scare me, they're all spooky, mysterious and unknowable

>> No.43301399

>>43301297
I will not have sex with Shog either.

>>43301342
Exactly. To that end I will NOT have sex with Kiki or Shog, even if they want it. Never, never! NEVER.
They can't make me.

>> No.43301404

>>43301379
Shoggy will be all to happy to let you know her better.

>> No.43301437

>>43301379
that's why you get one of those human fathered shogs, much more down to earth

>> No.43301472

>>43301342
how will kikis cope in this new age of work standards

>> No.43301504

>>43301342
Insist on paying your kiki a fair market wage in the legally accepted currency!
Forcibly send her off on holidays and ensure she uses all her allocated paid time off each year!

>> No.43301553

>>43301379
>read shog's mind
>all it says is "master..." with several heart symbols next to it

>> No.43301610

Post evil fish and lizards

>> No.43301636

>>43301610
no post friendly sheep and birds

>> No.43301649
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>>43301636
Friendly catbird coming right up!

>> No.43301677
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>>43301636
This one is, uh, very friendly.

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>>43301636
This one is probably the most friendly of all my catbird pics.

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>>43301636
birbs

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>>43291593

>> No.43301775
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>>43301610
She's a dirty LIAR.

>> No.43301782

>>43301698
>birds can just swoop down and get you
It's not fair

>> No.43301785

>>43301748
How many pillows would she need to sleep comfortably?

>> No.43301794

>>43301782
That's you you never go outside, can't be snatched if you never leave your house

>> No.43301810

>>43301782
Learn to dig tunnels.

>> No.43301823

>>43301782
>imagine not noticing a change in wind pressure that severe
lmao
also a human sized bird swooping down will make lots ot noise as well as lots of drag meaning you'll feel somthing is off

>> No.43301838
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>>43301810
>Learn to dig tunnels.
More like "wurm to dig tunnels" amirite?

>> No.43301841

>>43301823
Anon's got his music on high and his hood pulled up doing the classic virgin walk

>> No.43301850
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>>43291593

>> No.43301869
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>>43301610
Does the sand shark count as an evil fish? She's a little aggressive but totes adorbs.

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>>43301823
>keep vigilant for sneaky birds in the air
>fail to notice the dangers on the ground

>> No.43301881

>>43301869
sharks are by definition not evil.

>> No.43301887

>>43301636
But I wanted tails....
>>43301869
Very naughty fish

>> No.43301908
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43301908

>>43301876
Not the monsters fault you didn't observe the clearly marked warning signs, though to be fair the monsters love defacing the warnings and the state doesn't care to correct them.

>> No.43301922

>>43301887
sheep and birds have tails

>> No.43301926

>>43301869
This dork can't get you if you just swim in the oasis

>> No.43301930

>>43301922
If they ain't fat meaty tails I never want to see them

>> No.43301943

>arrive by shuttle bus to hagville
>step out and instantly see these lonely fat hags eyeing me up and winking, beckoning me, blowing kisses and giggling
>a big fat inari fox, a dummy thicc wight, a lusty dark mage, and krampus
>get on the next bus and leave
Yeah, no. This place is too dangerous for me. Wouldn't last a second there, someone bet money I couldn't last an hour in hagville, well they were right. It's too intimidating man.

>> No.43301953

>>43301922
Beep Beep, I'm a sheep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKQIj841WI4

>> No.43301955

>>43301943
>next stop tallburgh

>> No.43301963

>>43301908
Damn wolf gang at it again kidnapping shotas.

>> No.43301966

>>43301955
Wake me at taillands

>> No.43301976

>>43301966
>tailend

>> No.43301990

>>43301976
a decent enough chippy

>> No.43301991

>>43301966
I'm waiting for either Deadsville or Spiderburg. Whichever comes first.

>> No.43302001
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>>43301963
They are just keeping them safe from the rival pig gang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgL8t23c3ro

>> No.43302006

>>43301966
>>43301991
your all going to MGC

>> No.43302020

>>43302006
Does Monster Girl City have spider ladies and/or undead ladies?

>> No.43302033

>>43302020
it got them all anon

>> No.43302036
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43302036

>>43302020
Of course, why wouldn't it?

>> No.43302044

>>43302020
you should stop by the flower district, or the old town

>> No.43302053

>>43302006
Way too hard to find a fish in city limits

>> No.43302065

>>43302053
Many cities have rivers, some are by the sea.

>> No.43302077

>>43302053
My city has a river running through the middle of it.
Its not all that hard.

>> No.43302078
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>>43302044
>flower district
where would that be?
>>43302053
???

>> No.43302102

>>43302078
What's in scary harbor

>> No.43302111

>>43302102
a single sea bishop

>> No.43302186
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43302186

The Skeleton appears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhUO0lfIlPw
She's after your bone. What do?

>> No.43302198

>>43302186
too spooky.

>> No.43302235
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43302235

You're hungry in MGC. Where you eating?

>Kanabo Burger; an Oni-owned burger restaurant known for huge portions, a boozy list of drinks including a '15% ABV milkshake', and flexible customization options. Any beef patty can be replaced with a chicken cutlet, pork cutlet, or fish fillet; they have pretzel buns, sesame buns, and grilled ricecake 'buns'; and the topping menu alone reads like it's a mile long. Everyone knows if you've got an oni burger because of the tiger-print design on the their takeout bags. Most employees are loud, boisterous, and flirty reds but the management and chef work is done by serious blues so the food quality/service is actually pretty great.
>Mysterious old-fashioned ramen cart pulled and managed by a single Kitsune woman. She's old enough for a fox to have 'wisdom wrinkles' appearing at the corners of her eyes and mouth but she's only got a single tail. You've never seen her out earlier than midnight and you've never seen a single other customer visit her. She has salt or miso ramen, both prepared simply but carefully. Prone to both long bouts of gentle conversation and long periods of comfortable silence.
>HOARD Bowls, a Dragon-run beef bowl chain with only several locations. They have two items: the beef bowl and the beef bowl with cheese. They come in small, medium, large, extra-large, and HOARD sizes. You'd think they wouldn't last with such a limited menu but the locations are extremely popular. They value the dragon philosophy of 'strength through simplicity'. By limiting the menu and using only the freshest, highest-quality ingredients they've basically made what many consider to be the perfect beef bowl. Management/staff tend to be strict and uppity. You will be asked to leave if you try to customize your order.
>The Kiki Café, small restaurant operated by single kikimora looking to help polish their skills. A massive menu of western food, impeccable service, and crystal-clean atmosphere awaits. The lines to get in tend to be massive. The café has had the same management/kitchen since opening but their kikimora servers have a very high turnover (see: marriage) rate. The owners see this as the opposite of a problem. Try the charlotte malakoff au chocolate, it's so good it's ended international incidents.

>> No.43302244

>>43302111
Truely horrifying.

>> No.43302256

>>43302198
Anon... there's a skeleton inside you right now.

>> No.43302266

>>43302235
Going for Kanabo burger. Sounds fun.

>> No.43302271

>>43302256
But I don't wanna alp...

>> No.43302278

>>43302235
Always the burguer

>> No.43302281

>>43302186
Skeleton girl who keeps making puns... truly horrifying.
>she cups your package
>"Is that a BONE in your pants or are you happy to see?"
>she assumes the pronebone position
>"I've got a BONE to pick with you anon!"

>> No.43302293

>>43302235
Mysterious ramen cart! Seems like it has my ideal vibe, and I like ramen. And Miss Kitsune and I could maybe chat a bit about getting older.

>> No.43302303

>>43302235
Think I'll just go to Wock Wok and get some beef noodles

>> No.43302308

>>43302235
Eh, I'd probably get the beef bowl on a day I needed something for work. The cafe sounds nice on a day off if I wanted to relax though.

>> No.43302361

>>43302235
We need a MGC foodie guide

>> No.43302370

I slapped an Oni on the ass.
She slapped mine back and sent me through a wall. Things did not go according to plan, at all.

>> No.43302379

>>43302370
Eh, she's gonna have to take you to the hospital now, so you got a first date out of it.

>> No.43302407

>>43302361
https://files.catbox.moe/2nrd24.png

Starting a collection. Uploaded because I didn't want to eat up the image count with screencaps of text.

>> No.43302434

>>43302407
A lot of these have a sort of Urban Unease vibe to 'em, which is an old CYOA that I still love.
> Whole lotta comfy
> Little bit spooky

>> No.43302445

>>43302434
That's the essence of monstergirl that I love broken down to its barest components. I want comfort ice cream with a spooky cherry on top.

>> No.43302472

>>43302407
cheers anon

>> No.43302477
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43302477

My autism will save me on portal day, I'm literally unrapable. I will never understand her advances no matter how obvious they may be.

>> No.43302524

>>43302477
Your autism will attract a tismdog and your offspring would be the embodiments of weaponized autism.

>> No.43302545
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43302545

>Zombies are hard to impregnate
>Dragons are hard to impregnate
>Zombie dragons must be impossible to knock up
>Can now fulfill my fetish for extremely unsafe sex under the effects of multiple virility enhancers while telling her to get pregnant
>2 months later and she’s got a baby bump
>Doc bapho says she’s having triplets
I swear to god that whole famed “monster infertility” is a fucking lie

>> No.43302557

>>43302477
I will be able to understand what they mean, I just won't be able to believe they're honest about it.

>> No.43302596

>>43302235
None of these places sound like my scene but I'd grab some ramen

>> No.43302616

>>43302545
Its so silly human boys dont pressure them to do anything dumb like using condoms. Dragons especially hate them because semen is treasure, and for undead they interfere with the spreading of waaaarmth.

>> No.43302646

>>43302616
first she's all like "i love hoarding treasure" but then she's all "not like that"

>> No.43302677

Kissing Hakutaku chan on the cheek in the middle of her work!

>> No.43302678

>>43302646
Semen is a treasure greater than gold, but a daughter with (you) is the greatest treasure of all. For dragons, getting knocked up is basically an infinite money cheat.

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>>43302524
I like anubis. I feel like we'd work together well but she'd definitely have to make the first move. I don't know if our kids would inherit my tism, but if they did it would probably be extreme.
>>43302557
I feel the same as you mostly. She'd probably have to push me down and force it on me because even if I got what she meant I likely wouldn't trust her.

>> No.43302703

>>43302235
The ramen is the best choice but I'm never up that late.

>> No.43302717

666 for devils and demons!

>> No.43302756
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>> No.43302764

>>43302703
I'd stay up late for it and talk about how old and tired I am and how "I wish you were open at a more convenient time."
> Humans can flirt with mamono, right?
> It's not just the other way around?

>> No.43302837

>>43302235
the wurm run bodega and gonna get a bacon egg and cheese

>> No.43302894

>>43302703
It'll happen when you want it too then. You wake up in the middle of the night, you head to the kitchen for a glass of water and maybe quick sandwich or something. Every single time in MGC you just happen to hear creaking wheels and retro stereo music passing outside as if she knew you'd be up.

>> No.43302977

What do you call a Dhampir with large breasts? Vampire Hunter double D's!

>> No.43302987
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>>43291593

>> No.43303022
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>>43302977
>Her distain for vampires began when she found out vampires actually have gigantic tits, making her Ds considered small in vampire culture.
Another tragic hero.

>> No.43303087

>>43303022
If she was a flatty, at least there would have been more contrast.

>> No.43303089

I don't care what anyone says, Dhampir is better those bat winged whores and I will love and cherish my Dhampir and her tipping fedora forever and I will bury my face into her cute midriff and fuck her thighs and impregnate her and no vampire bloodsucking whore can sto0 me.

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>>43291593

>> No.43303122

>>43303096
Not gonna lie, elves are pretty breedable.

>> No.43303141

>>43303096
is this AI?

>> No.43303157

>>43303141
yup, look athe left hand and the japanese characters on the right side

>> No.43303171

>>43303157
hand looks fine

>> No.43303173

>>43303141
The hand is less fucked than usual, but the signs are still there, especially the text.

>> No.43303174

>>43303157
You can tell by the shading too

AI almost always looks like someone's pointed a billion candle floodlight at the subject

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43303178

>>43303122
Knife-ear hands typed this post.

>> No.43303180
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>>43303141
pretty soon everything is going to be ai.

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I need this bug

>> No.43303209

>>43303180
>you lived to see artists die as a profession.
Two years at most.

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43303222

>forces you to eat healthy and work out with her
how do I counter monsters trying to stop me from being a neet?

>> No.43303230

>>43303222
You can be a healthy NEET.

>> No.43303241

>>43303222
Use the strength you've gained from exercise to pin her down on the couch for lazy days

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>>43302078
>that Monstergirl City Map

How about adding a Human State Embassy Zone? Basically a smaller/tiny autonomous zone built around the Embassy of a Human State, its more or less a large village or tiny-ass town with a handful house blocks, retail consumer establishments and offices for the Embassy Staff and whatever family they got accompanying them. Plus, the moment you step inside the autonomous zone or "Embassy Zone". You will be subjected to and have to follow the rules and laws of the Human State. Therefore, no "pro-active dating" or Public Displays of Affection in the grounds of the Human Nation Embassy and the rest of the Embassy Zone.

>> No.43303268

>>43303209
nah, it will turn around kinda like the deal with organic food also no mater how good ai gets, its gonna look like the same slop which people will dismiss

>> No.43303285

>>43303250
Shut the fuck up.

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