/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43422791
djt was finally based for an hour and you ruined it

finally, DJT is fucking over

now this is compelling content

I have some smut I'm a little stuck on and there's no translation thread on /h/.
It's the very end of some slurred speech during kissing here. I don't know if she's saying 謝せろ (not the right conjugation according to wiktionary) or 射せろ (very improper usage but would make the most sense). There's no particle after めいどまんこ so it could be anything.

>>43423277
する (使役形) させる (命令形) させろ

>>43423277
射精させろ？

>>43423418
受精させろ

>>43423436
didn't even notice the furigana whoops

>>43423436
Damn it. I knew I was overthinking it.
Thanks, bro. If you recognize the doujin, rest assured I'll try any way I can to get it scraped properly.

>>43423442
they are very shittily typeset to be fair

>stop practicing for two months
>already forgot all the kana
>trying to relearn them has me mixing them up instead
Just end me already...

眼鏡
目鏡

>>43423675
Literally just make a chart and fill it in. Shouldn’t take you more than ten tries to get everything.

>>43423675
actually use the language and you'll never forget them

>>43417651
I got one

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

How do people unironically recommend this Dolly dog shit grammar guide? The content might be "helpful" but how can you listen to this voice for more than 10 seconds?

>>43424325
quit being a whiny homo waa waa baby idiot and go look up the text transcription of her videos then you big goofy goober.

It's hard to learn casual speak without relying on anime. How would I formally say "what are you doing after work?" does "shigoto ato ni nanioshiteru?" make sense? and would shiteruno be better/make sense?

>>43424353
who hurt you

insane how the best japanese grammar guide is being gatekeep by someone who chose to use a shitty robot voice for the videos

which jap sites do you frequent

>>43424525
which one

>>43424353
Anon. Relax. The idea of a grammar series in the format of consecutive videos is to, get this, NOT JUST READ SOME SCRIPT. This is like criticizing a movie and just telling me to read the book and ignore the movie. I knew I could do that but this doesn't take away from the movie being dog shit. Or would you lash out at a blind person looking for some good audio guide to supplement their language learning? I could go on but the point stands that even if you don't need those videos we should never recommend something that might ultimately turn people away from our passions.

this is what happens when you do kanji on the front anime cards smdh

>>43424525
The best grammar guide is and will forever be Namasensei's and it is a shame he didn't cover more of the language.

who

>>43423209
george sensei is so cool

>>43424554
>who

I expected better from Japan:

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2023/05/07/kabukicho-prostitutes-standing-like-pokemon-trainers/

今日のにほん

滝のような雨

むしろ滝

空から川が落ちてきたような雨

Any foss option for e-ink e-readers?

oh that guy
his guide is mid
dolly solos every grammar guide

>>43424538
your comparisons are so unrelated and poorly thought out I'm not sure if you've ever seen a movie or a blind person before. respond to one of my posts with this drivel again and I'm giving you a big fat kiss on the lips, queer.
>>43424546
he literally can't even write hiragana with the correct stroke order. never post that fraudulent cracker in this thread again.

>>43424699
Is it bad that when I saw this video, I thought people were just mad zoomers were standing around looking at their phones?

gooood morning

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyJVpPptfQ

>>43424879
Good morning, anon! Thanks for posting these.

>>43424699
日本にいったらどこに観光するかを決めた

>>43424913
<3

more immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhUaK_LzWVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO3PfLU4rcU
nips BTFO

Finally got to 4k vocab. I think I might reach 6k in july. I'm also playing tenshi souzou on the side which is pretty fun

based vinnie chad

>>43425140
how can you tell how many words you know?
also if you actually grind yuzuge every day you'll be way more than 6k words by july trust me

>>43425184
>how can you tell how many words you know?
anki?

>>43425218
well my deck is a fraction of my vocab, do you seriously have a card for every single word you know? every single word in >>43425140?

>>43425267
>he thought we were joking when we said gotta catch em all

>>43422791
Hey, that's my daughter!

I'm German.
The light novel market here is terrible, barely anything gets translated into German at all.
And I don't want to read english translations.
Should I just buy a light novel in japanese even though my level is around N4?

ナチス帰れ

degeneracy

>>43425184
>>43425267
it's written on anki and jpdb too. There's always words I already know since i'm mostly learning by immersion but I like to think of the number of words in anki as the milestone I need to reach to progress

>don't plan to tell anyone about you knowing any japanese
>accidentally say ええとね while pondering something
Fuck. Thankfully my cover wasn't blown.

we all know you have no life

owned

no but seriously, should i get a light novel or no? i know i won't understand jack shit but it might give me the motivation to work on my japanese harder

only one guy in germany knows jack shit

>>43425519
if you have to ask it's over

>>43425519
you should start with jp-subbed anime which has voices and instant look-ups
you'll just get frustrated trying to learn from a physical ln if you have to look up 20 words per page

>>43425519
consuming stuff that you are intrinsically motivated to understand is best way to learn a language.

エッチしたら自分が処女厨だってわかった件

>>43425519
if you want to read something all you need is a dictionary and a dream. you can start from n5, fren.
but i'd suggest you go to syosetu and read wns with yomichan first. it's easier to look things up that way. if you do lns though you can also find one with an audiobook and listen to what you're reading.

i suggest you shut up

>>43425473
cute

and if your cover blew that way someone else's cover would blow by blowing yours
you would blow each other so to say

>>43425533
４ｘ４が

ふるいよ

あたらしいのつくろうよ

rare imouto moment

i prefer my imouto well done

i too prefer your imouto well done

imouto choudai

>>43425581
ふるくてもかんけいないからいいや

現金ですか？

>>43425633
want to fuck a fat 白髪 obasan who just got home from her cashier shift

Why are you studying Japanese?

stfu

４ｘ４自動生成プログラムくらいなら

べつに書くよ

論文おわってからだけど

>>43425717
>>43425691

>>43425717
Japan is the only country left in the world that doesn't deny the existance of femininity in media

>>43425725
>おわってからだけど
おわったら
で

>>43425717
want to dump my seed into soft JKs

>>43425763
i can fix her

>>43425763
屁は興味ないけどトイレ座っておしっこする時が見たい

>>43425775

>>43425754
the way you said it is gay but yes no good female characters exist outside of japanese media for the last 20 years except toby fox who learned japanese and moved to japan

>>43425790
imagine actually finding this hot
ターゲティングされてることに気づけないのかよ

>>43425799
you are a retard unko

>>43425805
i'm not your namefag eceleb

>>43425813
okay you are a retard who sounds like unko

>>43425818
I wouldn't know, isn't he the one who likes fat middle aged women

>>43425823
yeah he's also retarded

>>43425801
its actually pretty boring but all other doramas this season suck even more

>>43425832
well you're gay

>>43425799
true true

>>43425858
didn't ask

>>43425218
do you have 3 cards for 洗濯, 機 and 洗濯機?
>>43425519
finish 1 (one) long vn with yomichan and then get a kindle with jmdict and you'll be able to read your lns
btw would you happen to know any source of pirated digital versions of however few translated lns in German there are? I'm learning German but I didn't really like the western young adult fiction I tried reading that much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIDl7x_gFGE
あと20分だけ
楽しみ

>>43425850
pro tip

i'm confused by the とお here. what does it mean?

>>43425942
do you have a guess bro

>>43425905
only books worth reading in german were written before 1900

>>43425950
my guess is it's just ゴブリンと　お似合い but why did they put the o in the previous line before 似合い

>>43425950
filtered

What is our daily routine sirs?

>>43425920
後を絶たない*

>>43425966
you shouldnt think about stuff like that

>>43425984
kys

>>43425984
he wasn't he just didn't understand it and googled it then it came back with that

>>43425920
what does this have to do with what you replied to

>>43425997
never google anything anymore now that we have chatgpt

>>43426012
he's a retarded faggot

i love the word 卓越 because it describes me relative to all djt people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uobwdSuiNfg

yoooo they made a holo fighting game lets fucking goooo

>>43426012
he should offer her a 無い内申

>>43426055
great now i can beat holowhores to death

vtranny fighting game player overlap ぎょっ

>>43425905
>would you happen to know any source of pirated digital versions of however few translated lns in German there are?
Sorry I don't pirate German media so no

>>43425905
only cringe nazi larpers wanna learn german
learn an actually useful language like hindi or mandarin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PewkD8iq-4

anyone here learning mandarin? what media do you consoom?

cheap chink anime
cheap chink gacha

>>43426374
this is the japanese board

>>43426384
honestly this episode had more budget than your entire favorite animu

>>43426332
>only cringe nazi larpers wanna learn german
I'm a communist though

exactly

someone post the chart
you know the one

>>43426473

>>43426473

cheap chink chuuba

>>43426332
imagine willingly talking to indians

some of their girls are hot

>>43426332
its probably the most useless language on the planet right now
all media we produce is straight up recycled from the usa, no original ideas
plus everyone under 25 knows english so the only benefit you really get is being able to talk to some boomers

imagine it's the same for most european languages nowadays though

>>43426473
here you go

>>43426671
let's fucking goooooooo

gonna take a shower now
leave something good waiting for me when i get out

>>43425717

Has anyone tried having one of those bone conducting earphones on just playing japanese news or audiobooks even when doing other daily things ?
They arent that expensive and it seems like a good way to constantly get input in some way.

>>43426775
Yes listening to stuff is a good way to listen to stuff

its suletta sunday!

sexy suletta

>>43424866
>he literally can't even write hiragana with the correct stroke order
expand upon the correlation between correct stroke order and the ability to teach grammar おねがいします　

knowing japanese correlates with knowing grammar

>>43426938
knowing japanese causes knowing grammar

knowing grammar is necessary but not sufficient for knowing japanese

it's a good day in djt when i wake up and see that no posts had to be filtered yet

>>43426748
only good post made while i was showering
finna scramble some eggs now

good days are when half the thread is autism fights

>>43426652
would a fat indian obasan for sure

>>43426671
finally i can read vinnies too

japanese is impossible
give up

japanese is impossible
jacking it to cunny vns is possible

true

>>43426938
>>43426947
>>43426961
i do not believe that knowing how to write the kana with the correct stroke order is necessary to learn japanese
one can easily start to learn the language without ever picking up a writing utensil

>>43426920
you obviously have never seen him actually try to have a japanese conversation
he does not know any japanese at all

one can start to learn it however they want but how is that relevant?

why did forvo remove the checkbox that allows you to stay signed in

very displeased with my tenga 3d that someone recommended here
only used it 3 times and it’s starting to tear at the tip end where it stretches

>>43423045
>>43422840
>>43422791
Tatsu posted a new article today! Time to read!

> I have a deck I haven't reviewed for a whole year. Should I reset it?
> https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/should-i-reset-a-deck-i-havent-reviewed

shut up retards

>some retard who doesnt know a lick of japanese wrote an article
thanks for the info, dont care though

>>43427309
you are correct, i have not
perhaps i am forcing an assumption buried in ignorance
>>43427310
you are also correct, i was getting off-topic
i was just trying to defend namasensei's good honour in the hopes that he would have sex with me

>>43427342
its not built for bwc

only good thing about namasensei is hes fun to watch
people who actually tried to learn from him r beyond dumb

>>43424325
No one recommends that shit. DJT has been telling people to read All About Particles since the beginning of time.
https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/learning-grammar

i want a t*st*m*t* filter

tell me djt, is your japanese better chatgpt?

>>43427528
>efficient
esls get out

>>43427462
く　いて
ぐ　いで
うつる　って
ぬむぶ　んで
す　して
you little bitch.
worked like a charm, has stuck with me for 10 years.

>>43427551
I stayed up all night.

>>43427445
She has one of the highest お気に入りボイス scores in yuzu heroine history, she took up so many of my pages

>>43427580
shouldve used that time to study english

>>43427588
gonna do her route first (i hope)

feels like everyone's doing her route first (including me)

勉強やってみないか？

>>43427797
ないす輪ちら

自慰しか興味ない

今日は何もしなかった

以上です

遍歴
いろいろな地方を巡り歩くこと。「諸国を―する」
さまざまな経験をすること。「豊富な女性―」
travels, pilgrimage, itinerancy, (accumulated) experiences, (personal) history

english definitions...

>>43424879
>>43424985
Air vents

if you knew japanese you'd know theres nothing wrong with this definition

>>43428006
retard

>>43427940
sounds ok to me

seems passable except for itinerancy

>mining from j-j dicts

if you read any english you're crippled for life simple as

why do japanese always use 思い as an insult?

because your mom is 重い

yep they dont draw em like they used to

>>43428169
i like bitches who are older and 重い in both the meanings

>>43425717

hinoue Itaru art is soulful

>>43428188
thank god

comfy

>>43428188
I hope people will soon start releasing AI-made patches that un-derp the art from older games using img2img

i'm really lazy to do my anki reps today but i don't to lose my twenty days streak, what should i do

do 1 card, that should count towards the streak?

>>43428265
rep 30 cards right now and then you'll think about it

I got an anki question with adding new note types. I wanna have like each card in the deck also have a flipped counter part. So like 水 -> water and then water -> 水

I know how to add a new card type but is there a way to propagate that throughout the deck? Like the 2k with obviously 2000 cards then being able to have 4000 cards? I'd ask the other general but the polack is having a meltdown about healthy diets

come to the understanding that anki streaks don’t matter but consistency does
there is a difference

>>43428270
that feels like cheating for me
guess i'll tkae a nap and do it later
>>43428276
will do it after my half hour nap

>>43428278
> water -> 水
don’t

anon needs his nappy time

>>43428285
if you ever cared about anki streaks ever you will just not make it

>>43428278
>I wanna have like each card in the deck also have a flipped counter part. So like 水 -> water and then water -> 水
stop wanting that
>>43428290
>will do it after my half hour nap
napping after reps is gain enhancer. napping before reps is a wasted opportunity

>>43428293
>>43428301
im a huge novice at 500 words, why is that a bad idea?

>>43428300
if you ever cared about anki ever you will just not make it

>>43428307
how often are you going to be looking at english text and trying to know the kanji
how often are you going to be reading japanese text and trying to know the reading

>>43428278
easy to do with card types but dont because thats retarded in this case

im beginning to feel out when わ is appropriate

>>43428307
a lot of english definitions are just approximations of the japanese meaning and often you need multiple english defs to describe a japanese meaning accurately memorizing english --> jap defs will actually cripple you

>>43428317
Making a couple cards is alright but its a thing that you should not be doing for more than a couple years at most

>>43428334
https://streamable.com/hxhd7k

>>43428188

>>43428365
lmfao

お早う
格好良い

>>43426671
good chart

>>43428290
MY DAY IS NOW BRIGHTER. I FEEL CAN DO 400 CARDS TODAY

>>43428334
「わ」はとても大事な字ですわ

megami no cafe terrace makes me want to rewatch grisaia

>>43428437
>ですわ
lol fag

ホモは正義ですわ

>>43428437

>>43425140
based yuzuchad enjoyer

>>43428460
seen 把手 in a book at least once

means fagot hand

曲 of the day
https://youtu.be/IkcKyPIrfAQ?t=80

>>43427940
What’s wrong with that?

>>43427940
wanikani.com/vocabulary/遍歴
wanicunny to the rescue

i love how japanese hentai artists always talk bad about foreign art pirates when most seeder ips are always japanese

if you're going to cater to and build a career about pleasing degenerates then you should expect a lot of them to get your content in degenerate ways

they're filthy gaijin with japan vpns

>>43428706
if my country would let me import that stuff i would

i wish hentai artists would accept cum as payment

is it just me or is there a giant jump between N5 to N4?
more on the grammar side than anything because nothing makes sense to me anymore

what is N5 and N4? just cons00m my br00ther and forget all about these useless test standards

n5 is impossible without cheating

>nothing makes sense to me anymore
this is good; a sign that your nihongo is currently levelling up

>>43428774
how do I consoom?
was thinking of just playing totk in japanese
not like the story matters there anyway

short vtuber clips like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1Coa2Be6U

>both mlen and sasuga posting
worst djt in weeks

i love to consume because my vocabulary is all over the place
i don't know the word for simple household items like clothes iron, or the thing they hang futons on to air out, but i know a lot of words relating to 栽培 and plants
maybe after i'm done with this bullygirl manga I'll read something more 家庭的

>>43428825
*best

>>43428808
I like korone most out of all these cringe vtubers so I will try watching her

>>43428853
you are cringe

>>43428825
thank god now i can close this tab

god i love kny fight scenes

>>43428864
but why anon?

>decided to watch nagatoros anime
>huh i can understand the majority of what they are saying
>look down and realise the subtitles dont match with what they are saying
this is triggering my autism and fueling my desire to keep learning

yoshi, took a shower and made my bed, time to watch some more 切り抜きs and then fire up a yuzu vinnie

>>43429084
https://streamable.com/cape2c

completely normal phenomenon

>>43429084
care to post some examples?

>>43429084
those translators know japanese a million times better than you and have degrees in literature translation. you're just dunning-krugering.
sus was actually a good translation in that show

>>43429132
pretty good bait because they do know japanese a lot better than him but are still shit

that reminds me, yesterday was ゴムの日

>>43425830
そんな悲しい話。

gomu yoroshiku

bros.. who do i pick?

>>43425325
>>43425563
hate to be that anon but whats the source on this, all the image searches giving me nothing

>>43429613
as for me, the jersey

>>43429613
2 or 3

i went with 天音 which put me into the 乃愛 route somehow, guess i'll be doing that one first

but hey, first time i didnt get the bad ending.. progress

oof almost read ふたりは as futanari

In the sentence では御仁機会があったら授業だ what does the あったら mean? The たら form of ある doesn't make sense.

>The たら form of ある doesn't make sense.
why do you think that?

>>43428882

伝言
言伝

defend this

>>43428853
nice, hope you enjoy

>>43429948
its just when x then y

>>43429948
>The たら form of ある doesn't make sense.
Combining the copula + the conditional makes it "if there is" or "if you have" so it becomes "if you have a chance, come to the class."

what is a ghosts favorite kink?
boo-kakke

食す

>>43430031
I am now playing pokemon mystery dungeon
the quiz had me a bit confused but the actual game is easy af for a beginner like me

>>43430062
>>43429957
>>43430067
The thing that ticks me off is that it is said as a farewell. Kindof implying: We'll meet in class.

>>43430174
Yeah, it's a kind of invitation.

vinnies for this feel?

>>43430247
based

>>43430247

>>43430298
was a good game

I ended up making a separate deck for onomatopoeia.

Am I ngmi?

>>43430313
You'll make it, my brother!

>>43430313
why don't you just read manga

>>43430333
Too busy reading LNs.

>>43430341
if you're at that level i would think you wouldn't need a deck for just sound effects

applied to dmm eikawa and got rejected cause my accent is not native despite being a literal native

>>43425717
porn. japs make the best erotic audios, most of them don't come with scripts and only 0.01% of those will ever be translated. the better my listening comprehension gets the more enjoyable my faps become.

>>43430352
I mean what about the sounds of そっくり and ぞくり tell me they have the meanings that they do?

>>43429948
>>43430183
>>43430174
it is a farewell, and the two statements aren't directly connected. he's not saying we'll meet in class he's saying
では御仁機会があったら[また話しましょう」。「今は」授業だ。
i.e. let's talk again when we get the chance, [i/we] have class now.

>>43430440
Seems a bit of a stretch given the little context we have on the statement provided.

>>43430465
>>43430067
機会があったら授業だ is not even japanese if you are reading it as a connected sentence (which you seem to be by trying to mistranslate as "if you have a chance come to the class") so you're plainly wrong here

i haven't fapped nearly enough today.

it was even worse than i thought actually
>「では御仁、機会があったら授業で」
seems to be the real quote. it's from 日常 episode 4 according to google.

>>43425850
Have you watched them all?

>>43430552
outputted twice in a row while on the phone earlier thanks to a skypech mesubuta

>>43430560
nice. outputting is hyper masculine and cool.

>>43430584
i mean if you count the japanese it was 3 times

skypech is super aids, fuck that website

>>43430594
i personally dont know a better website to find women to fap with on the phone and share pictures with

>>43430598
what do you say on the phone? im coooooooooooming?

>>43430490
>>43430553
You give wrong Jap, you get wrong English. Simple as.

>>43430619
just what you would want to do to them and what you want them to do / show
by the time youre actually doing it the tension is hot

iku~ iku~ ikkkuuuuuuu~uaaahhhhhhjhh~

>>43430625
do you say
いや楽しかったぜ
when you've finished

>>43424325
>>43424525
He she whatever might be using a cringy doll persona but it doesnt make the guide bad.
Just use subs.
>>43424546
Both him and Tae kims videos only cover the beginning, truly cursed.
I personally prefer Tae kim because listining to Namassensei when other people are in the house is weird, but both are great.
Namasenseis Te form videos are the best on the topic

>can get laid within 30 minutes regardless of how ugly you are by virtue of being a woman
>choose to have phone sex with random foreign weirdo instead
women are something else, and by something else i mean retarded

retarded girls have their own charm though just look at og

>>43430660
having sex is a lot of effort compared to jerking off though sometimes you cant be bothered

なめまわしたいおへそ

>>43430660
>can get fucked by some faggot who just wants to use your body and worst case will rape and or kill you
or
>masturbate with a guy on the phone where you are able to end the call at any time if it gets uncomfortable

How do I increase my japanese tolerance/attention span?
For one episode I can understand things, the next I can so so understand
The next I can hardly understand.
Reading kanju for long time hurts my mind

>>43430708
you will probably also get massive stds actually fucking random guys

gotta catch them all

>>43430716
read more

>>43430490
if it was said then its valid japanese

>>43430820
1. it wasn't even said, see >>43430553
2. what you said doesn't negate what i said. you can interpret what someone said in some ways but others would be wrong. in this case it's impossible to interpret it a certain way. originally i would just assume the original poster fucked up the punctuation because he transcribed it from audio, but he actually just misheard it

I've got all 151

仕事行きたくない

>>43430905
ニート最高

>>43430852
>in this case it's impossible to interpret it a certain way
It was also impossible to interpret it the way you did, but that didn't stop you from trying to make sense of it.

>>43431031
i gave the poster the benefit of the doubt that he merely missed some punctuation, which allowed for a potential interpretation. just trying to read it straight up was clearly the impossible interpretation in this case

*dabs on djt*

>>43431184
yeah but i bet you aren't オナニーし放題ing tonight

>>43431159
I don't think any punctuation could account for all the words you tried to add to make it agree with what you were thinking. I also gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I actually respected the statement that was made.

finna finish this vinnie

>>43431201
ln eigo l used to enjoy typing l's and capital I's in each other's pIace for the IoIs. lt would be exposed in some fonts but not others.
i like nihongo because i can do the same autistic switcharoo game with 一 and ー.

>>43431201
japanese is a context heavy language. it's common to abbreviate things like that and leave what was unsaid to for the listener to figure out (which is usually something obvious given the context). pic related from a random google search.

you shouldn't have respected the statement that was made since it's not real japanese, but clearly you're not an expert so i won't fault you for that. if you ask a japanese person what they think the original poster's statement means they will either say it's not japanese or try to charitably interpret in the same way i did.

>>43431264
I think I charitably interpreted it, you just flat out rewrote the statement while believing it was real Japanese with a punctuation error.

>>43431326
i didnt rewrite it. i provided the most likely underlying context assuming that it was an abbreviated statement, which as ive said is extremely common when speaking japanese

>>43431345
A clause ending in たら can't be an abbreviation if it's followed by an independent clause. You had to add an element of time to even justify the second clause's existence, while insisting it was a farewell.

>>43431371
yeah but it obviously wasn't followed by 授業だ because that's not japanese lol, so it had to be some kind of mistake by the OP and i went with "it was actually two statements said seperately and he heard it as one" but his mistake was that he misheard で as だ. your interpretation relies on the fact that someone actually just said completely wrong japanese which doesn't seem like a good idea

djt tries to not get filtered by a simple sentence challenge: impossible

most of djt is too busy learning from their ai gfs at this time

>>43431396
My interpretation relies on the facts of what was said, yours relies on doubt of the statement's punctuation alone, which required more justification to make it agree with what you were thinking than mine did. If you had said that the whole statement was illogical, then I'd give you credit for pointing that out, but you're trying to act is if you knew all along it was incorrectly transcribed. A statement has only so many ways to interpret it when certain phrases are said together, so I approached it as logically as one can without undermining what was said.

i missed a day... it's over...

>>43431572
RIP

>>43431561
you thought it was correct japanese as it was written and that's all we need to consider here when weighing up the importance of your posts on any matter related to the language im afraid

>>43431612
No, I thought it was Japanese, as in a statement which seeks to assert certain information. I can't know if the statement was "right" or "wrong" as it could've been written by anyone for any reason. I saw a statement without context that said
>If you have a guitar, then it's a sandwich.
But you saw a statement where you believed only the punctuation was wrong, and so you changed it to become two new statements
>if you have a guitar, (let's jam again sometime). (Now, I/we) have a sandwich.
You're trying to say you're "less wrong" because you thought there was at least one error in the writing, while I'm trying to say that you were entirely wrong, because you failed to recognize the error and still attempted to make sense of the statement.

>>43431572
change the date, do something (view new cards, reviews, whatever), and change the date back. youre done

>>43431725
you're coping because you failed to realize it was mistaken and have 0 intuition for real japanese as has been demonstrated

>>43431572
you've only been doing it a couple weeks no big deal

>>43431572
you're free

>>43431784
Your intuition told you it was a "farewell" and that the "two statements aren't directly connected." The reality is that the final syllable was taken down wrong and the whole thing was one statement. If that isn't cope, then I don't know what is.

>>43431814
it would have been had it been mistaken in the way that i assumed, because the abbreviated version i gave is also not a weird thing to say. why do you think i even bothered googling to find the original? i knew it would either show it was originally punctuated as i suspected or have some other error. meanwhile you just thought you understood it as it was despite it being meaningless lol

>では御仁、機会があったら授業で
btw that is a farewell so im not sure what you're talking about lol
do you even know what では means

did a voice call with a jp girl, man its hard trying to construct english sentences for people beginners. her voice is soothing so i dont mind though

>>43431830
>>43431849
You interpreting 授業だ as being an abbreviated farewell is even more ridiculous than just taking it at face value. The statement, as you thought it was, was not a farewell and you only made it one because the guy asking revealed that bit of context.

>>43431862
>man its hard trying to construct english sentences for people beginners.
love self owning like a retard ffs

>>43431873
i didnt say 授業だ is a farewell. the では part is. the 授業だ part was just his reason for bidding farewell.
also its funny you think i made up some random context out of nowhere when it's pretty obvious even in the real sentence that it would finish with something like また話そう. what do you think is abbreviated after the で lol

>>43431889
Bidding someone a farewell with 授業だ makes no sense and insisting it was an abbreviation all along is also a big leap in logic with what you were given. You didn’t know what was wrong or unnatural about it because you tried to guess at what it meant and were completely wrong.
Give it up, anon. No amount of backpedaling and insisting you knew it didn’t make sense all along will make you look like you secretly knew what you were talking about.

>>43431938
if you think someone saying "ive got class" isn't a valid way of saying farewell you have brainworms, but lets ignore your coping for a second and just answer my question
>what do you think is abbreviated after the で in the real sentence

>>43431977
You thought it was two statements that were being abbreviated, but it was one statement ending with a particle. You thought this configuration produced a farewell in Japanese because the guy said it was one, so you forced it to make sense. You now claim you always knew it was wrong and that your complete misinterpretation was still right and a normal way to say goodbye.
Just own up to the fact that you tried to make sense of nonsense by mistranslating the statement and see things that were never there to begin with.

one of you will stop first
that person will be today's djt loser
just so you both know

>>43432039
if you dont answer simple questions it makes it very obvious you know you are wrong and just coping lol
yeah i thought it was 2 abbreviated statements, something that is very common in japanese as i demonstrated, and in fact the real sentence is an abbreviated sentence that directly confirms the assumption that i made (something you're trying to ignore), and furthermore it's not even ambiguously a farewell regardless of how you read it due to the use of では
additionally you didn't even realize it was wrong and thought it meant something that it can't even possibly mean, and then went on a massive coping spree about it

day one of seeing if i can form a positive association of anki and other studies in my brain by joing right after i finish them

>>43432087
how isnt "ive got class" a valid reason for leaving?

>>43432087
>yeah i thought it was 2 abbreviated statements, something that is very common in japanese as i demonstrated
You didn’t demonstrate anything. You made up a new phrase out of an unnatural statement and your guess as to what they could’ve been saying was completely wrong. You can tell me you were wrong for the right reasons, but the fact remains is that you were wrong and only proclaimed the sentence was unnatural once you found the real one. Before that, you pretended the statement was completely natural and actually contained hidden words that made the sentence perfectly normal to say.

>>43432132
>you pretended the statement was completely natural and actually contained hidden words that made the sentence perfectly normal to say.
if it's two statements split then it is a natural thing to say
here's 1 of them >>43431264
the other you can just search on twitter for 授業だ and see that people say it basically by itself when giving a reason for why they have to go now/not go somewhere (e.g. https://twitter.com/kina55chan/status/649367686665781248))
both of these statements said separately by one person in one interaction would be perfectly fine japanese since it's a high context language and usually people can understand what you mean.

what you are basically arguing right now is like saying that it's unnatural for a native english speaker to read "gotta go got class" and assume that there's a missing comma. what you did here was read it and try to translate "gotta go got class" like "uh they actually mean they have to go and collect their class!". "hey i just read it like it was written!" and pretending you arent retarded

this argument has the same level of idiociy and autism that the old bum/queef ones did but it's not entertaining at all

>Map of the Japanese Empire in 1895.
What are those characters at the top? They do not look like chinese or japanese characters.

>>43432219
it's seal script

You are watching AOTS, right anon?

Hello, I am once again asking for the sauce

>>43432236
oshi no ko is aots

>>43432239
hulakuyu

>>43432224
>seal script
explain

>>43427556
I'm a fan of
うつるー＞って
ヌーブームー＞んで (new boom)
く・ぐー＞いて・いで
す・ずー＞して・じて
>>43429948
～たら
means
>if [something happens]. you'll sometimes see もし used at the beginning to unambiguously express it (e.g. もし暇だったら教えてください)
>when [something happens] (assuming it's a natural occurrence, e.g. 12時になったら帰ります)
>upon doing something, [this happens/happened] (not a daily occurrence, e.g. 先生に聞いたらすぐ分かった)
>counterfactual situations (e.g. お金があったら日本へ行っていただろう)

>>43432156
No, I was given a sentence and trusting that the words written were what the person meant, gave an interpretation that was in keeping with the grammar shown. You took the sentence and twisted it to be “natural,” when that phrase, as you claim it to be, has probably never been uttered before. Just because you chose to look at the grammar differently, doesn’t mean that you had a better understanding of it and weren’t equally confused.
I know that it sucks to find out that the question asker gave you a trick question, but the fact remains that attempted to add words to justify that configuration of words, I didn’t.
Your Japanese isn’t as good as you think it is and you should know when to admit you were wrong and made a guess.

>>43432239
１０メガトンコインで

とりひきしますか？

>>43432219
圖新 duno the rest but it's definitely jap or chink yea

played vidya all day and didnt read any of these garbage posts at all

are point and click adventure games djt-approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ta6LuV_1Rc

>>43432376
>gave an interpretation that was in keeping with the grammar shown.
it's not "in keeping" because taken at face value is meaningless, the only correct interpretation was to assume it was mistaken. you continue to ignore the fact that the real sentence validates my assumptions. stop coping and answer the questions above

learned 頭陀袋 today

>>43432417
n6

よし！！！
My reading speed is definitely improving, this one only took me 9 days to complete.
10/10 mama VN

>>43432395
pretty sure it says 大日本明細新圖 although the 日 is fucked up but the 1st and 3rd are definitely 大 and 本 so i cant imagine it's anything else

>>43432368
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_script

>>43428200
Code?

>>43432428
was gonna play it but then i saw it was nbr

>>43432413
Making up words to justify why it’s right, doesn’t make your interpretation the “only correct interpretation,” it makes it a wrong interpretation that you thought made the statement correct. Admit you were wrong and move on.

>>43432462
>Making up words
you keep saying this ignoring that the "made up words" that i added as context also have to be added to the real one

>>43432471
No they don’t, the real one doesn’t use any of the words that you provided as context because the real one is a fundamentally different statement.

>>43432478
what do you think is abbreviated after the で in the real sentence

oh my fucking god both of you kill yourselves neither of you know japanese just shut da fuck up

>>43432488
Thank you for proving that you have no argument.

>>43432505
you cant answer the question because you know that by answering it you'd have to affirm what i originally said. it's really over for you here

>>43432507
No, anon, I’m not answering it because it doesn’t pertain to the fact that you made up words to justify your misinterpretation. I highly suggest you quit Japanese and take up improv, since you’re so good at making things up.

>>43432518
in order to interpret the real sentence id have to "make up words" by your definition because it's an unambiguous abbreviation. i dont think you're cut out for a high context language like japanese if your brain isnt capable of filling in the blanks

>>43432528
Hmm, that’s interesting you say that because the abbreviations you assumed it had weren’t there at all. It’s weird that you keep forgetting that little fact.

>>43432549
except the real sentence did turn out to be an abbreviation, so my assumption was pretty natural it seems. as i said, it was the same as assuming that "gotta go got class" was simply missing a comma, which is clearly not a ridiculous thing to do but somehow you seem to be in denial because you'd think that was grammatical english at face value

>>43432558
Just because the sentence contained an abbreviation didn’t meant that the abbreviations that you thought were there were in way “right.” In fact, they were completely wrong and it doesn’t help your argument to prove why you were on the “right track” about this statement.

>>43432569
they weren't completely wrong, which is why you aren't willing to answer >>43432488

>>43432575
Yes, they were in fact completely wrong and you’ve been arguing for the past 3 hours about sentences that literally do not exist.

>>43432589
if they were wrong then you should be able to answer the question and prove that the real sentence has no relation. what you're now saying is like arguing "gotta go got class" interpreting as "i have to go, i have got class" is "adding sentences that don't exist". clearly that's ridiculous, it's adding context.

>>43432598
Tell me what comes between "では御仁機会があったら" and "授業".
Actually, I'll just save you the trouble. Nothing.

日本語について論争する時は日本語で話すべきだと思う

>>43432615
a pause could have easily come in between there, and that alone would have been enough to support my interpretation, but easily missed by whoever wrote it on here. i note again that you fail to answer the question. if you dont answer it in the next post ill be considering it my win

>>43432619
that only makes sense if you believe the other person has the ability to understand you without misinterpreting

>>43432627
I will consider it your loss for not admitting that you created an entirely bogus translation and explanation and then spent all night trying to prove you were somehow correct.

>>43432653
my win, btw you should note that in the real sentence
>では御仁、機会があったら授業で
there is actually an addition of a 、which the OP failed to add, which is what made me initially suspect he just fucked up when typing it and missed relevant punctuation

>>43432455
What's NBR mean

>>43432661
lol you'll never win when you write jap this wrong
>では御仁機会があったら[また話しましょう」。「今は」授業だ。

>>43432688
the only thing that's wrong with that is the politeness change seems weird, but it already didn't match since he used 御仁 so i just picked one

>>43432695
Wait, so you're saying you were even more wrong than you initially thought?

>>43432706
you skipped a reply so i already won

>>43432437
is it.. backwards?

>>43432716
No those were both me lmao Are you some kind of forensic post style detective lol?

>>43432720
ok then point out what was wrong with what i wrote
are all these people on twitter wrong?
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22%E6%A9%9F%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%8C%E3%81%82%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%82%89%E3%80%81%E3%81%BE%E3%81%9F%E8%A9%B1%E3%81%97%E3%81%BE%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%86&f=live
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22%E4%BB%8A%E3%81%AF%E6%8E%88%E6%A5%AD%E3%81%A0%22&src=typed_query&f=live

>>43432732
No, just yours I'm afraid.

>>43432739
okay so what did you mean when you said "jap this wrong"? surely there must have been something specific

i did mess up the first link quotations though
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22%E6%A9%9F%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%8C%E3%81%82%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%82%89%E3%80%81%E3%81%BE%E3%81%9F%E8%A9%B1%E3%81%97%E3%81%BE%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%86%22&src=typed_query&f=live

>>43432747
I meant that the politeness level was wrong, the construction was unnatural, and you thought it was still right if you imagined some extra words and punctuation in your brain lol

>>43432750
the politeness level was already wrong in the original sentence, which is one of the reasons why i decided to look it up to find the original
hence why i said
>it was even worse than i thought actually
when i quoted it >>43430553
the construction is clearly fine since i demonstrated that real japanese people say it
& finally it was a completely valid interpretation assuming the OP messed up, which he did

>>43432754
That's funny how you never thought to point out the politeness when you apparently knew the statement was wrong and unnatural to the guy asking for help.

so one guy admitted that he was wrong, but for xxx reason to save face despite no one knowing who he is, and now some other guy is gonna spend hours trying to rip away the last fig leaf
damn djt is brutal

>>43432765
i didnt point it out because i intended to look it up after giving my quick interpretation
which is why my 2nd reply was
>機会があったら授業だ is not even japanese
while you were still thinking it was completely correct and meant something when it is a meaningless sentence at face value