/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's currently in MGTV?

monsters only want one thing and it's somewhat wholesome

baby crazy breeder monsters

>>43525465
new season of special agent duster starts soon

>>43525484
How'd she put that jumper on?

>>43525465
mgtv? lets turn it on then!
>rata promoting the big mofu agenda
>a wurmball game
>infomercial for maid tools
>>>43525482
>also earth cartoon imports
>fox news, also promoting big mofu agenda while talking about the weather
eh, nothing interesting

This is a Wolf (Goth)

She's had me pinned down in various parts of the city all week. I need help escaping

Why won’t monsters be honest with their age?

>>43525511
>can't win a sniper duel
NGMI

>>43525484
I fucking love meaty tails

>>43525465
it's ANOTHER rerun of Space Outlaw Anon

>>43525502
>big mofu agenda
how do we resist bros?

>>43525461
Monster girls are LOUD and UGLY

>>43525533
Is it that episode where he has to escape from a prison moon, filled with dangerous Monster criminals?

>>43525551
I, for one, support Big Mofu.

>>43525553
>Dragon Commander spends the entire episode trying to fill out the paperwork to get him transferred (to her)

>>43525567
>H-He'll just be safer in my custody! He's a war criminal! A political prisoner! He belongs to m- I mean, I will make sure he sees justice!

>>43525553
what sort of vile space scum will he encounter in there?

>>43525551
resist?

>>43525553
I prefer the episode where he sneaks into that fancy noble's party to rob it and dragon commander doesn't recognize him when they dance because of the fancy tuxedo and haircut

>>43525582
A gigantic cyborg Ushi-Oni, so terrifying and dangerous she has an entire section dedicated to her imprisonment.
But the reality is that she's been rehabilitated for some time and just wants to engage in her passion of cooking.

What monsters would make good maniacal villainesses? As in ones that make no effort to hide their desires for world domination obvious and have an evil laugh.

>>43525608
Sandworm

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

>>43525608
Gremlins

>>43525553
I'd go in to the cells with the monstergirls that are all tied up, unable to do anything to resist, and pet their fluffy ears and tails

Thank goodness Automatons don't rape men or else I'd be paranoid of mine.

>>43525608
Vamps are so evil they have a species dedicated to reining them in.

>>43525667
Dhampirs are great for going on spooky adventures with, they know what to expect in their mother's castle.

>>43525608
foxes
>blue fire
>twitchy tails
>have perfected the evil depravity stare
>have a history of causing large amounts of trouble
>wide range of laughs from "oh ho ho ho" to the most maniac cry you heard.
>the ancient ones being from the pre transformation era may or may not already be accustomed to world domination, and might try again given the right stimulus

>>43525635
>beast girl's husband is a huge femdom fag
>get's somewhat bored of doing the same thing all the time
>it takes a while but she manages to convince her husband to try maledom bondage
>gets tied up and waits for him to start
>all he does is brush her tail the whole time

>>43525666
Yeah, don't mind those weird dreams where you feel something heavy but pleasant on your body, waking up feeling drained but content as your suddenly fully charged automaton offers you a fresh breakfast with a near unnoticeable smile on her face. You'd try to keep a dream journal but your automaton keeps "misplacing" it thinking it was leftover trash you kept on your messy desk, so you'll never put together the pieces.

>>43525461

Still waiting for the day that someone attempts to draw jabberwock in her dragon form

>>43525754
Why? there is nothing sexy about it unless you’re into “that”.

>>43525754
>she's the same, just a bit chubbier

>>43525754
Big fat purple dragon butt.

>walks out into public wearing my three piece custom tailored tailcoat suit with my top hat, monocle, golden pocket watch, pearl tipped cane, fancy white gloves and monopoly man mustache
>I greet people by saying "Cheerio, chap" and depart with "Ta ta, chum"
What Monsters am I bait for?

>>43525767
So it’s like Frizea’s 100% full power form but instead of getting muscular she becomes chubby.

>>43525766
just add wide hips, works for everything.

>>43525781
You just want furry shit don’t you or would it be scaly.

>>43525766
I like the dragon girl versus actual dragon form pics. It's interesting to see how they're similar to their old forms. Plus, I like the idea of riding one through the skies.

>>43525774
Idk but whichever it is you'll have a harem of loli versions of them before long.

>>43525461

>>43525798
You can probably easily do that with a demon realm beast. For if I remember correctly there is giant flying horses called Pegasuses, and no it isn’t a monster girl I thought it was until I read more about it on the wiki. That I thought it was going to be a flying unicorn subspecies when I first heard about them so KC didn’t make a profile for them because he felt there was no need too since they’re just flying Unicorns but I was wrong.

>>43525754
>>43525767
>>43525778
>enrage a jabber to cause her form shift
>boss music starts...
>but comes to a screeching hault as you pull out your stat-tattle tool you got from a nuki merchant
>"HEIGHT: 8'2'"
>"hmmm yes i am tall arent i?"
>"LEVEL: 999"
>"the strongest of strong the best of the b-
>"STRENGTH: 11"
>"h-hey! thats not true, besides i know plenty of spells that c-"
>"WISDOM: 2"
>"oh come on thats a lie! only slimes are that smart and im not a slime! besides you cant just brute force learn spells."
>"WEIGHT: 9-"
>she throws a fireball to destroy the stat-tattle tool
>"that thing is clearly broken and now im mad!"
>boss music flares back up, but with latin vocals this time.

>>43525511
Go up to a big monster and say you're being hunted and need help

Nothing could go wrong

>>43525754
Imagine King Ghidorah but pink.

>>43525608
All birds are evil

>>43525774
Either a hound or hatter

>>43525792
It would be scaly if there is scales and not fur.

>>43525848
H-how much did that wock weigh? I promise to only tell ever rata I see

Your wife will drink a Dopplerganger potion for your first time and you will like it

Who needs a dragon to get around when you can easily learn speed spells to get to places. Where you can run faster than the speed of light to get to locations and it’s way faster than any dragon ride you will take making those dragons redundant, you can even run on water too.
Though there is also cons to this power that you will become irresistible to Cockatrices.

>>43525888
Yes, yes I will.

>>43525888
I can't get covered in that much muscle, fluff, and tiddy, she'd make me a milk slut

>>43525888
That would get pretty crazy with something like a flow kelp or kejourou.

Is it even possible for there to be a better choice of monstergirl clothing than pear-shaped little girls in thongs and micro bikinis? Nothing is as fitting as a single string of fabric covering a thick loli ass.

>>43525692
Me minus the femdom. I'd just always be petting my fuzzy waifu, no matter the situation.

>>43525888
I would overheat and die from a stroke

>>43525932
That's the point, anon.
>>43525921
Based
>>43525948
Anon it'll get crazy with every girl, expect for maybe a hebi it might just devolve into the clones arguing over who's the real one and who gets first dibs, assuming they are willing to share

>>43525949
This is peak monster performance, you may not like it, but it is

>>43525975
Don't worry their fur has the same temp regulation has a mana blanket

>>43525888
yes

Guys my wife keeps draining my levels, she thinks it's funny that I have to beg her to open the pickle jar
How do I get them back? She keeps beating me and getting more and more smug

>>43525988
I have become panties.

>>43526009
Ayo full pic??? Didn't know there was a flayer in the siege

>>43526006
apply lips to nipples and SUCC

>>43526010
Saw it on capybarachan don’t know it’s full origins just found it kinda funny.

>>43525974
These threads used to like abominations.
Nowadays anons wouldn't even fuck a kind and helpful abomination like pic related.

Thinkin' 'bout thos' black harpies!

>>43525465
This week on Iron Chef Winterstown, they have to make a yak meat dish and frozen dessert to please the Ice Queen! Rata-chan is also on the judges panel for free food

>>43525888
barometz mosh pit

>>43525461

>>43526010
Sorry, not a Flayer.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Mimil_Miltie

>>43526052
Them dressing like whores is quite the look, but I'd love to see one in a casual outfit.
Preferably wearing some niche band's shirt.

>>43526088
been hanging out with too many thunderbirds, i see

I like to think that jabberwocks smell like strawberries, grapes, sugar, and lust all mixed together.

>>43526127
Fuck and cum until it's done

>>43526127
>>43526130
doom but mge

>>43526136
doomguy/slayer realizes those are not the edgy demons he wants to rip and tear
>at most some hymens to rip and tear
>leaves or marries the first wererabbit he encounters
boring

>>43525888
If one March Hare is enough to drive me hopping mad, I couldn't imagine what multiple what do to me.

>>43526136
hdoom already exists

>>43526148
Hey at least doomguy can finally get some rest after all the trials and wars he’s been through.

>>43526154
yeah I member

>Evil in MGE Land simply equates to laughing manically when engaging in proactive dating or secretly scheming to get (You) a good birthday present

>>43526199
What's the MG equivalent of "mustache twirling"?

>>43526245
Shlicking, even when they don an authentic fake mustache and monocle. Then they shlick with one hand and curl the mustache with the other.

>>43526245
Twirling their hair, which can also be used to flirt. Devious in both instances.

>>43526288
Gotta watch out for Wyverns, they enjoy dive bombing you and trapping your face under their butts and meaty tails.

FUN MAID FACT!
Did you know shogs and kikis are naturally friends? Whenever you hire one maid you should hire the other maid from a different maid agency to keep it a surprise so they have a nice surprise when both show up!

>>43525666

>>43526338
>Think you're gonna pull a fast one on the agencies by pitting two rival maids against each other
>End up just giving each other a big hug and profusely thanking their mastah for bringing the two friends together

It’d be kinda neat if there was an MGE fic that took place from the perspective of an elf (male)

Young shoggoths be like

>>43526446
Why none of us are elves here, at least there’s a possibility of us becoming chaos incubi but you have to be born a elf to be a elf. That with dwarfs you can make the excuse of them being midgets since we got dwarfs in real life just MGE dwarfs are magical midgets instead of regular midgets like we have.

>>43526353
She can't do that! I erected a firewall that prevents rape she's not supposed to be able to bypass!

>>43525502
>a wurmball game
Last game I saw ended in a tie because both teams couldn't field a team after a streaker ran on the diamond.

>>43526006
You can't get your levels drained if you're too dense!

>>43526446
Fuck off.

>>43526537
>Using a firewall
>Against something that wet
Mistakes were made. You need an icewall for that.

>>43525888
I bet I'm more likely to surprise her with one than the other way around, though she might have planned for that

>>43526582
>mention how it’d be neat to see the perspective of one of the other “human” races in the setting
>
Eat shit and die faggot, save the outrage for furs and cucks

>>43526585
No, no, no. You need a... drywall

>>43526245
Heavy panting and pressing up against a window

>>43526599
You're all the same level of contemptible faggots. Fucking kill yourself for thinking otherwise. Go somewhere else if you want to talk about elf boys you dumb nigger.

which mg has lost you as a customer.

>>43526627
ur mother lmao

Elves really should be like the fairies that all of them are female since when I look at them I don’t see a human I see a tall wingless fairy and the ones thought to be “boys” were just tomboy elves and the wandering scholar got confused.
While dwarves are kinda like real life dwarves and midgets but are magical in nature, that this is my new headcanon anyways about this subject.

>>43526627
Not a fan of any of the aquatic ones. I am afraid of drowning, and I get seasick, so the whole vibe is wrong. Which sucks because mersharks are otherwise right up my alley.
Pic related.

>>43526627
Flayers.

>>43526672
Oooh, good point--only shogs have a semi-reasonable incubus transformation. All the other chaos monsters turn you into something *really* disquieting.

>>43526353
This is what skynet will be

I want to gather a party only of young lvl 1 monstergirls and anal mating press them all at the inn.

im goint to make my party filled with mob faced monsters from simplelands

>>43526684
>anal mating press
9 months later...
OOPS, ALL CHESHIRES

>>43526672
>>43526678
Mindrape correction is needed

I NEED a shog/flayer chimera waifu

>>43526604
I am defeated.

>>43526678
But imagine the power gains.

>>43526586
>Anon tries to suprise Chesh with a doppelganger potion
>Chesh was ready for him and an equal amount of Chesh clones pop into existence behind him
>hours later their home looks like a war zone
>exhausted clones slumped against walls, laying over furniture, and left in piles on the floor
>it takes hours to clean the house and the MGC police received multiple noise complaints
>worth it
>they now have "clone wars" as a weekly date night.

>>43526693
I don't like the idea of having my mind read and someone else seeing all my thoughts. I'll pass.

>>43526710
Understandable some monster girls can be too much for some people, that go for the monster girl you feel is right for you.

>>43526721
I like fluffy Bunyips.

>>43526710

>>43526693
I'm fine with mindflayers on ALL points, EXCEPT for the squid transformation. Hard pass. If they didn't have that, they'd be a top-tier waifu. Fortunately, my wererabbit wife is a pretty good hypnotist so I'm still able to appreciate some of the ol' mindrape now and again.

>>43526753
Fair, I would probably only use it as a partial transformation thing. Still I would go into the form to treat my waifu if she liked it. Especially if I get to embarrass her with my human form later
>>43526710
That's why I like them actually, I would ask them to grant me the ability to read their thoughts too. Plus the mindfuck thing is nice, imagine being held from behind by your bed (made of her shog goop) while she sends waves of love and pleasure into your body making you drool and shudder helplessly for hours

I love flayers so much, if the portals opened and a flayer shog came after me I'd be so happy

>>43526627
I mean, its technically true for everyone married to one

Submit to abyssal monsters

>>43526814
But that’s a kraken though, this is a abyssal horror.

>>43526780
The Shog World Order.

>>43526812
zeon argentina hound?

>>43526814
Their tits aren't big enough.

>>43526832
She's close enough

Imagine just chilling and one day a shog just shows up and starts cleaning your house

>>43526662
I want a whole party of chuuni dorks.

>>43526973
>Edgelord gobbo Rogue
>Shonen hero Salamander barbarian
>Damphir sorceress that constantly references her 'cursed blood' as she casts spells
>Houri Cleric that has a list of spell names that sound like magical girl attacks whenever she casts spells

>>43526973
You say that, but can you handle watching them do their dorky dance after every battle won?

>>43527010
AAAAAAAAAAAA OCELOMEH

>>43527010
Sure, but I'm teasing that runt of the litter Hellpup about it.

>>43526973
Dumb gob

Foxes!

>>43527023
That "runt" is still like 6'2 anon
Have fun with that

>>43527071
I'm not afraid of her, she's not her older sister.

>>43525461

>>43527096
Or her mom

>>43527070
Are extremely untrustworthy and should be bound

How do I know if a mindflayer mindflayed me? I just woke up one morning and tentacles seem really hot for some reason

>>43527117
Ma'am, I'd like to apologize for bullying your daughter.

>>43527117
like she'd do anything

>>43527179
What if she's a single mom? Like she reproduced by parthenogenesis and is still single and ready to mingle?

>>43527159
Well your head will feel longer like you’re megamind.

>>43527202
this seems unlikely

>>43527213
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY HELLHOUND MOM REPRODUCED BY PARTHENOGENESIS!
Over 500 light novels long series.

>>43527117
This is peak rapist body, perfect for brutal sex

When miss hakutaku is tutoring you about anatomy in private and she teaches you that a human face is just another way to describe monster chairs and you interrupt class to tell her you don't think that's really how it is.

>>43527261
>tfw you start to tell her off for being so damn horny, in which excites her even more

>>43527117
Is the Hellhound KC's most drawn design?

>>43527283
I mean, it's probably Gazers, thanks to Gazerfag.
> o7, Gazerfag

what eye style really makes creepy monster

>>43527306
I would say very small pupils or pitch black eyes.

>>43527306
Glowing eyes that clearly do magic. Although to be honest for me the line between "creepy" and "hot" is pretty nonexistent, so I'm just going by what I think is hot.

>>43527330
>that image
Anon...

>S'up?

I saw something in the last thread I thought was silly and I wanted to draw it.

I have a confession
I ate out my genie's pussy and asshole during Ramadan

>>43525461

Wife!

>>43527416
Heh

>>43527386
Yes, red glowing eyes like that!

>>43527326
pitch black eyes are also spooky. Not sure if they're AS spooky as evil glowing eyes, but also very good.

so heres a chubby creepy succ
my first attempt at making those creepy monsters who are creepy crawlys, hex manaic watamote types

Kot!

Does your wife give you slimy pussy kisses?
I know my cheshire cat wife does, it's so cute the way she presses her pussy lips on my cheek and leaves a trail of girl grool running down to my chin!

>>43527507
Kot!

>>43527502
>Hex maniac succ
Yes please, I know people have done it already but they never give her a thick body

ded hours

>>43527416
Cute

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Ren Xiongmao, they're surprisingly good grapplers.
Send help.

>>43527704
I hope you like bamboo anon

>>43527458
BIG chest fluff

You better be a diligent student who abides by the rules.
God forbid your grades or behavior land you into MGC's delinquent school where the pregnancy rate is higher than the graduation rate.

>>43527808
>anon gets sent to delinquent school to scare him straight
>ends up doubling the pregnancy rate, including teachers
>comes out a doting and caring father to his MANY children
delinquent school teaches you the right lessons

>>43527808
if only i had a study buddy to help with my sex education grades

>>43527808
>>43527845
screw that, im going to foxtown.
where the only requirement for males is that they can cook and look cute while doing it!

>>43527863
sorry anon, foxtown is just a district in hagville

>>43527808
im being the worst delinquent of them all

>>43527808
It's okay I know a condom dealer so I can be a delinquent and practice safe sex

>>43527894
The condom dealer is a pretty human woman, right? With a leaf in her hair?
> tfw the condoms teleport the semen directly to her eggs
> tfw they guarantee pregnancy

>>43527507
>>43527519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9tPWwCCU0s

>>43527913
>condoms teleport the semen directly to her eggs
>anon pulls out
>gets confused that the condom isn't filled
>monster takes it as an insult that anon didn't cum and attacks him for another round
>repeat

>>43527741
Made to be huffed

>>43527980
line it with some girtablilu venom and humpty slime if you need a bit more volume

>>43527980
But he could be like that one guy who had fake orgasms with his girlfriend and she believed it. She won't be that girl.

>>43528063
should try that with a lilim

>>43527991
I wanna slap a hellhound. I know the consequences. I accept them.

>https://youtube.com/shorts/PRuYOzYaBzw?feature=share

Sorry but what the hell is wrong with Mindflayers? They always spell doom and disaster for everyone and when beat them, things may end up only getting worse. Their tadpole offspring apparently become terrible too if left unattended.

>>43526446
>be Elf
>Portals open
>all female Elves go crazy on BAC
>be sad incel Elf
>the end

>>43528162
Dude that era is over in MGE if anything those things would be abyssal sabbath loli worms at this point.

Just trust foxes anon, she won't ask twice

>>43528195
BAC? do I want to know.

>>43528204
oh no... the baby rabies

>>43528204
Not after the last time

>>43528196
And Neothelids themselves are what? Ambitious and particularly strong Mindflayer Tadpoles that "absorbed" it's lesser weaker siblings to be a big sister abbysal worm monstergirl?

>>43527991
always huffin the fluff

>>43528253
If anything the Neothelids are just a weaker state of a Mindflayer similar to how a Zombie becomes a Wight from having a human man. That you don’t need to add any of that grimshit in there.

>>43528279
Big Butt Mutts.

>>43528196
Nah. Sabbath are overrepresented as is.
Make them NEETs.

If Monsters really loved humans they wouldn't force themselves on us and leave me alone when I put up a 'no monsters allowed' sign on my front door. Instead, there's a High Orc outside my house right now and she's mad about the sign because it's "telling her what to do" so she's currently assembling a hammer to knock my door down with.
Send help please god somebody help me.

>>43528377
Yeah that can work too.

>>43528400
put another sign down that says "BBQ Ribs 20 blocks ---->" to distract her

>>43525678
What if I'd rather explore her mother's backyard?

>>43528377
>Make them NEETs
Further elaborate and explain please .

Grab the hound by the back of the neck to avoid getting proactively dated

>>43528559
Bad advice, that only works on hellpups.
It is extremely effective against cats though, even jinkos.

>>43528621
but you neck grab 2 jinkos? one of them is bound to get ya

>>43528559
I thought that only works on cats.

>>43528631
One big cat is already a lot to handle
Two would make you their designated Tom

>>43528653
Sounds like a challenge, I'll go for all the cats!

Anyone knows whats up with wikifag? The gallery hasnt been updated since forever.

>>43528825
He got doxxed for being russian
good riddance, I say

>>43528631
Do the needful sir.

>>43528842
Wait, what happened?

>>43528195
A femoid/female incel dwarf Mamono typed. Because how dare high elf-kuns everywhere choose to date and marry their now monsterized women or a humble vanilla succubus and not hard working blue collar mining shortstacks!?!?

This is another enrty going to the Book of Grudges!!!

I want a incel dragon that's actually just desperate for a mon wo win over her.
I then want to beat her in a game of rock paper scissors

No pussy no work, even in MGC I will only do the bare minimum and produce nothing of worth while staying locked down in my house.

I love dogs!

>>43528928
Cats better, also I can see the tits, dirty whore.

>>43528919
I like to think MGC has a really damn good welfare program for men to get more to move in.
Of course, it is predicated on you going on things like "job fairs/conventions" that are totally not just a form of speed dating.

>>43528842
I don't think that would change anything, since he isn't hated around here.
Same can't be said for a certain potato nigger who went into a full scale mental breakdown just from having his nationality revealed, kek

>>43528928
She can be cool all she wants, but she is weak to scooby snacks

>>43528928

>>43528935
>Go there
>Speedrun the interview and dodge any unwanted marriage
>Go back and enjoy a lot of tendies
>7 A.M, watch by the windows all the wages who go to work and pay taxes
>Thanks them mentally for the free money and go to bed
Next interview I will ask for more money so I can hire a maid and have even less thing to do

>>43528938
That's what makes them the best, when they act all cool and then melt away as you scratch their ears just right

>>43528954
>so I can hire a maid
You fool! You fell for it!
Big sis wins ones more.

>>43528963
What? I also want to do this at home

>>43528954
>>43528963
Kind of makes me wonder how the maid Academy decides who gets the position when someone tries to hire one.
I hope I get a battle maid lizardgirl.

>>43528919
>>43528954
yeah, you're definitely getting shogged

>>43528971
God I love kikis so damn much.

>>43528928
Dirty Dawg

>>43528971
Need ponytail kiki who is overly strict about mastah's health.

>>43529026
Bedraggled Canine

Hear me out.
Scottish Monsters who drink ale with you and are generally loud and obnoxious but also call you "lad" all the time and love you so much they would follow you in battle and die alongside you swinging their claymore.

>>43529114
But I don't like the Scottish

>>43529139
I'll crack your fucking nose wide open you british bastard.

>>43529114
>for an Irn Bru and a bag of crisps you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

>>43529114
depends on the region

>>43529153
I'm not even from England, I just hate everyone from those islands.
Except the Welsh, but only because they got a fucking amazing flag.

>>43529114
Only if I get to put blue paint on her tits.

When mans best friend wants to take it further.

WHITE MEN FUCK DOG GIRLS

>>43529400
Nah

M̶̢̧̡̧̛̞̼̬͙̬͓̘̟͙̳̬̭̳̗̙̬̻̳̮̳̻̣̦̤̟̫̓̓͒̋̽͒̆̐̎̒̈́̓̓̑̀̽̋̕ͅȦ̵̧̢̢͇͈̪̭̭̩͓̻̮̙̫̪̤̙̹̬͚̠̞̠̤̰̭̼̃̊̀́͌̎́͑͊̈́́̊̏̀̀̓̎͒́͆̋͂̽̋̔͘̚̕͠͝S̷̛̛̭̝̺̋̆̊͊̆͗̇̊̀̈̄́̍͒̈́̇͂̇̉̿̄̍̋̏́͋̍͊͊̈́̌̍̍͑̓̔̿̈̈͂̍̚̚͘͘̚͝͝͝͠Ṯ̴̛̛̻͙̦̹̹̗̯̭̫̺̮͕̘͋̈́̽̈́̐́̇͒̎͊̂̑̓͒̇̾͒͑̍͘͠͠͝ͅͅA̵̜̹͓̯̦̻͇̻̥̋̈́̐̔̾̈́̀̈́̑̊̄͐̈́͑̀̚͝͝͝Ḩ̸̨̧̛̛̳̫̖̦̰̖̭͍͍̩̰̹͈̮̣͎̼̫͎̪͍̱͎̝͙̜͔͈̗̜̞͎̱̘̩̹̮͓͚̯̤̰͕̞̩̥͈͚͌̌̀̇͐̾́̓̒̀͛̇͊͋͆̄̔̊̎́͗̏͛͊̀͆͑͛͊͐̊͌́̈͆̓̉͑͘͘͘̚͝ͅ

>>43529381
and (You) should instead take it further to >>>/trash/

>>43529415
It occurs to me that a shog doesn't really have a "womb". Or putting it another way, she could have MANY wombs. You could get her pregnant.
And then get her MORE pregnant. With more shogglings. She'd be the fattest, most gravid slime in the neighborhood, and she'd proudly walk about town with you, her insides wriggling with all your babies in perfect little wombs, their little eyes staring at you from within their mother.

>>43529489
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108025611

>>43529489
>She'd be the fattest, most gravid slime in the neighborhood, and she'd proudly walk about town
>walk
>shogs
>walking

I hope scales are nice and cool

>>43529400
>White boy go out holding hands with his dog girl childhood friend
>People whisper "you just know" when they walk past

This place is even deader than normal.
Where's the zombie girls at?

>>43529911
At the zombie shelter, away from creeps like you

>>43529938
Look, I just asked their lich caretaker some scientific questions about what one could theoretically do to them, she just overreacted.

>>43529786

>>43526136
So Hdoom?

>>43526460
We're entering The Thing zone now.

>>43529965
>"mom do i have to let the dog sleep in my bed?"

>>43530256
You will marry and impregnate the family dog
and you will be happy

>>43530426
Surely this spells trouble, but I'll accept the drink anway

>>43530426
Why's she punching me?

>>43529911
Well we have a content drought + any discussion that's not waifu posting brings the Irish furfag and co to stick their noses in it and cause a derail hence the deadness.

Consider

>>43530312
my dog doesn't look like the last panel wtf?

>>43530445
consider not posting off-topic images

>>43530456
Consider that I'm tired and posted in the wrong thread sorrymasen

>>43530473
One of the drawfags should draw a jerboa girl tho

>>43530426
Oh the Wurm twins from Dragonia. Cool.

>>43530404
>getting princess carried isn’t in the contract!

>>43530493
I would like that. Arknights has one.

>>43530443
What will you be spending your 5 dollars on this month, fellow KC lover?

>>43530426
honestly, i;d much rather have wurm milk then drink alcohol

>soft hellhound childhood friend hasnt seen you in several years
>tackles you while whining when she finally sees you
>not even her own family can pull her off while she feverishly licks and kisses your face
>becomes so possessive even the hebis start getting concerned

>>43530536
Nothing. I dont pay KC anything. I use kemono. And thank you for proving my point irishfuck.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108287320
big brown bapho

>>43530566
woah how do you know I'm irish?

>>43530576
hes accusing everyone of being irish.
its like that one psycho from the madoka thread.

>>43530443
>any discussion that's not waifu posting brings the Irish furfag and co to stick their noses in it and cause a derail hence the deadness.
Just post cute goats when it happens and tell them to fuck off, letting them set taboos in this thread is not the way to go.

We've picked up a Glyphid Dreadnought on the radar. It's approaching you quickly!

>>43530601
I think it's become a goto way for anons to shut down any criticism.

>>43530601
>psycho from the madoka thread.
?

>>43530622
>>43530601
but why Ireland?

>>43530576
>>43530601
>>43530622

i mean theres dulahan and arguably faeries,and maybey like a frumpy holst

so much bait

>>43530644
If you are genuinely a newfag, this thread has one mentally ill Irish shitposter with obsessive grudge against KC and some baph waifufags (and this thread itself ever since everyone started shitting on him)

>>43530606
I'm not sure proving the guy from last thread right that people only post Baphos to piss others off is the best idea, but fuck it, better than being dead.

>>43530686
>"something something akemi"
yeah im sure psycho.

i will get into the hells jesters

>>43530686

>>43530691
>the guy from last thread
I mean, that's his problem. Baphs are cute and have mountains of content to choose from, I'm not going to stop myself from posting legit MGE content just because someone who might as well be a shitposter's sock puppet gets mad.
It's just a good opportunity to share art, same how people start dumping hags on occasions.

>>43530601
Madoka is Irish?

>>43530729

>>43530739
I just don't think spamming pics will make anything better, if anything it's just mildly annoying.

>>43530751
Why do you think he's doing it?

>>43530606
Love the detail on that cameltoe, very cute and funny. Who's the artist?

>>43530751
angry spamming only makes me think of the dude who'd throw a tantrum and post the unfaithful cow

Wine Horn is on the loose in Winterstown!

Do you think if I found a smol mamono named Lemmiwinks, it would be a sign that she is destined to reverse traverse my digestive system? Uh, asking for a friend.

>>43530763
>>43530768
So now instead of having one faggot shitting up the thread, we have two, with one of them thinking they're helping?
Oh joy.

>>43529114
Make her a shortstack centaur.

>>43530777
It's a sign! Pick the angel who will "guard" you--marry you, and then have safe, consensual sex for the purpose of procreation.

>>43530751
>>43530763
>>43530768
>>43530777
You do realize it would have ended at maybe 3 pictures if it wasn't for you muddying the waters with those "concerns"?
This isn't even close to EMGcuck's rage dump

>>43529489
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Shoggoth/QnA
>Nice work! It's lovely that there's a heart in the middle...!
>Thank you! It's in the position of their womb!

>>43530817
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>43530751
>>43530777
So you'd rather have furshit spam instead of somebody posting a few actually on topic Baphomet pictures to get the autists to fuck off? How about you go back where you came from.

>>43530817
I just expected him to keep going

https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378/status/1659890222392573952?s=20
milkmaids

be wary, kunoichi are getting better

>>43530829
Any kind of spam makes you a faggot

>>43530829
Cherrypicking which parts of KC's fandom is allowed in the thread is even more autistic. Cait Sith and Cu Sith are monster girls. Either suck KC's dick and accept them or stop using KC as a shield and allow anons to discuss monstergirls. I personally hate puuyo and alex but no one deserves having their waifus spammed like this. Baphomets are cute. Don't turn them into some kind of agenda to promote your personal crusade.

you give your mg a 10 billion dollar budget, what does she do with it?

>>43531050
A bouncy castle, a ballpit and an ice cream truck

>>43531050
ends up making a maison of caves
Creating the most monsterizing spell that covers the whole world
Clown nation

The hagville auctions...

>>43531083
Oooh, how much do these hags go for at auction? Do they have any Ushi hags?

>>43530935
>Either suck KC's dick and accept them or stop using KC as a shield and allow anons to discuss monstergirls
I prefer option 3 - people in this thread decide by consensus what's accepted and all the retards from outside can always pick another place to discuss furries, whores, monster boys or whatever the fuck they want that's not welcomed here.

>>43530404
God that succ is adorable.

>>43531093
anon, thats a ....... demon

>>43531098
Well she's no angel that's for sure.

>>43531103
shes as cute as one, so she must be a blue skinned angel

>>43531090
You are the one being auctioned anon

Weight of your sadness doesn't compare.

>>43531128
jesus, a holst bogie

>>43531128
>this is the weakest bogey

>>43531092
This is an anonymous imageboard, not a democracy.

>>43531092
Based.

>>43531092
>make poll
>people vote against your opinion
>claim votes are rigged
americuck

>>43531050
Every sidewalk is now a slip and slide.

You're not depraved enough to lick the inside of a dormouse's mouth are you?

>>43525461

>>43531220
doesnt hit the same as normal stockings

>>43531208
Such balance, grace and strength!

>>43531267
Consider also how low they're riding. Her bits are practically exposed! Heels are also needed to complete the look here, but...

>>43531292
i need thighs with my stockings

>>43531307
A fair request. RIP Office Fish, she never scored.

Holding hands with Selkie! Diving in the shallow coastal waters with Selkie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCoeoSgWGMo

>>43525560
>I hope nothing important has happened on my day off, golly gee booking September 11th 2001 as my own day to slack off was such a good idea

the dark side of mofu

White boys fuck dogs.

Asian boys fuck foxes.

>>43531500
>White boys fuck dogs.
But I want a cat.map

Is there any chance of escape once a succubus starts draining your energy?

>43531523
>map
retarded captcha

>>43531533
I have no energy to begin with...

>>43531533
did you try asking her nicely?

>>43531533
No. At that point your death is inescapable.

The wight's thighhighs and heels are so sexy. I want to tell a loli wight to keep hers on during lovemaking.

>>43531567
it's a nice outfit

>>43531567
>wight

>>43525461
what is this? and why am i attracted to it more than im willing to admit?

>>43531559
KC said succubi don't kill.

>>43531596
It's a goat in a bathtub, man. With a rubber duck.

>>43525461

>>43531605
That's a Shiki girl, nigga. All of them are killers.

>>43531614
Decency bubbles?

>>43531645
maybe amrita? can't tell if it's supposed to be an apsara

>>43531383
My plan to spike the campus soft serve machine with extra rich Holst milk was a success.

>>43531632
I can fix her.

>>43531782
I don't want to fix her.

>>43531587
It really is, especially on a young monster girl on all fours or on her back with her legs flipped over her body.

>>43531549
I did. She said no, licked her lips, then continued draining!

>>43528842
I know this is nine hours later but if you knew literally anything about him you’d know he isn’t Russian. Stop spreading fucking misinformation.