/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That is one very attractive granny.

>>43532270
remiception

Massive bloodbags

>>43532295
I want to kiss her cheek

>>43532167
remi was a chicken and not a bat this whole time wtf???

Young pediatric vampire girl.

Relatively young somewhere between pediatric and geriatric vampire female.

>>43532742

>>43532742
Somewhat youthful ???? girl

>>43532872
haha cute vamp
>>43532893
That is a Dream Demon, not a vamp.

>>43532167
tch, what a hag

>>43532167
Is this a vampires thread?

>>43533316
... Maybe.

>>43533316
Yes

>>43532893
>>43533322
you already have a thread

>>43532306
Whoa! Watch out anon! This is a blue board!

>>43532167
I want to marry this old hag's sister

>>43533957
Her sister is also an old hag.

>>43533982
I love old hags..

can you milk a vampire?

>>43532916
Checkmate gengedeniers, you have subtly admitted Gengetsu is close enough to a vampire to count by posting this image.
All other arguments are invalid, I have won.

>>43534059
Yes, but only for blood.
Vampire babies drink blood too.

>>43533951
And that's not all, next I would Give her a small pat on the head, before leaving her in peace with a nice hot cup of tea

>>43532167
Don't you ever disrespect my wife again

Desu

>>43532167
She's feeling her age...

>>43532306
Unf... made for overweight balding old men.

>>43533316
Yes. Post vamps.

>>43534165
what tea we talking there champ

>>43537374

>>43537242
Why is Remis's little sister such a failure? She needs to stop sucking her older sister's blood, move somewhere else and find her own fortune.

>>43532295
Her boobs are NOT that big!

>>43540101
Don't insult my wife you retard

>>43540101
It's hard to find good subordinates and large, creepy mansions in this day and age.

>>43538387

>>43540108
Truth shouldn't be considered an insult.

Alright, which one of you was pampered by this grandma?

>>43540442
It's not truth

Ojou-sama, it's that time again! I'm so excited!

>>43540106
But they are, she just usually wears clothes that flatten down her chest.

>>43541216
I want to eat Remilia's apples.

>>43537374
>>43538387
Kurumi absolutely mogs Remi in terms of wing size! Look at that hag's tiny dried up wings! they're no match for Kurumi large fleshy wings! and don't even get me started up on Flandre's wings!

>>43540851
By me

>>43542538
Official 2hu vampire power (boob size) rankings:
Elis (A cup) > Flandre = Kurumi (AA cup) > power gap > Remilia (flat) > Gengetsu (flat, curves invards)

>>43542475
Why is Remimi shorter than a fairy maid?

>>43545207
Flan is a B cup

>>43545302
Don't just point it out like that, she's very sensitive of her height.
>>43545378
Smaller cup sizes look a lot bigger on smaller frames due to how the cup size is measured. Flan and the other vamps are so tiny that even an AA cup will look like a B cup with their stature. Flat of course is still flat, no matter how tall or short you are.

>>43542475
Not bad for a 500-year-old lady who looks like a 10. I've always found it funny how the fanbase fools themselves into making the imouto have bigger breasts when she is described as being slightly younger looking than Remilia and therefore even flatter than a sheet of paper.

>>43545398
Flan is 160 cm tall.

>>43545536
Taller than I thought

>>43545539
That's not true, that's just what I made up.

>>43545536
wtf that's huge for a little girl
I bet there are anons right now lurking this thread who are shorter than Flan

>>43545545
Remi is 165 cm

>>43545456
It's a meme, anon-kun

>>43545570
Your life is a meme

Anon is a meme!

>>43545623
Anon is a joke!

>>43545638
Anon is broke!

>>43540108
For how long has she been your wife? How did you find her?

>>43545302
The little lady from the mansion is simply very small, anon.

>>43546141
Small chests are more civilized anyway. Large breasted barbaians like pic related live in huts made of blood and mud and are barely literate, while flat chested girls like Remi and Kaguya are civilized, intelligent, noble and enlightened.

>>43546141
I love it when Remi is conscious of her itty bitty tits.

>>43546226
There are smart women with big chests though

>>43546233
>>pic

>>43546226
>flat chested girls like Remi and Kaguya are civilized, intelligent, noble and enlightened
Remilia is none of those things.
And Kaguya isn't flat. She has perfectly proportioned breasts on a perfectly proportioned frame.

>>43546453
t.spacejin

>>43546463
>spacejin
>perfectly proportioned breasts
titcow propaganda

>>43546484
>titcow propaganda
Correct!

>>43546484
Kaguya does *not* look like a harlot.
She is a lovely slender woman with lovely chest that gives her the air of a woman at the prime marrying age. She is neither a brat nor a hag, and she definitely doesn't have anything so crude on her chest.
And just for the record, Eirin is flatter than Kaguya and also taller, so her breasts don't stand out.

>>43546696
>She is a lovely slender woman with lovely chest that gives her the air of a woman at the prime marrying age. She is neither a brat nor a hag, and she definitely doesn't have anything so crude on her chest.
Absolutely true, Kaguya has a modest and proportioned chest. She is not some Spacejin titty monster.
>And just for the record, Eirin is flatter than Kaguya and also taller, so her breasts don't stand out.
Eirin is taller, but also bustier. She has canonically reproduced, and has a body that reflects that fact.

>>43546719
Not my Eirin!

>>43546719
>She has canonically reproduced
There's nothing in Touhou's canon that indicates that Eirin ever married or reproduced.

The mistress demands that you do not derail her thread! especially by posting characters with bigger boobs than hers!

>>43546906
The mistr00s has to learn how to share a thread with other players in Gensokyo, that all just so happen to be of a certain age.

>>43546906
No can do.
This thread is now for girls who are big enough to ride the roller coaster.
I'm sure the mistress will have just as much fun as the others while she's riding the merry-go-round with the fairies, though.

>>43546906
Ahaha big chest goes boing boing~

>>43546856
Oh wait, it was the Watatsukis instead who married Eirin's close relatives, not the other way around.

>>43547011
Damn straight, everyone knows Eirin's too autistic to ever go out with a nice young man.
Much like the rest of the hags

>>43547000
Remi's getting bullied by Koa now? Damn, what a charisma break. At this rate her royal flatness is going to be bossed around by the fairy maids in training bras in no time.

>>43547006
>>43547156
I'm sorry to break it to you, but those tits are not canon. The mistress has nothing to fear.

>>43546484
>>43546515
I love moongols now

Moo.

>>43549821
Flan!
You're not supposed to wear that outside the bedroom!
I'll meet you there in a few minutes!

It's good to have big dreams, but dreams themselves are only dreams.

>>43546421
You calling me a monkey, dude?

>>4355045
/jp/sies are so horny for 2hus and each other they can be considered monkeys.

She doesn't look very happy.

>>43549854
What do you want to do with her, anon?

My wife Remilia is so old and literally perfect.

>>43550756
Silly Marisa thought it'd be all fun and games to attain immortality by making a contract with Flan and getting turned. Sadly Flan forgot to mention that the newly turned tend to go beserk and kill those closest to them.

>>43532167
I found a recent pic of the Mistress
would

>>43551407
Oh, oh my.
At least put that disgusting old hag behind a spoiler.
3D women make me sick.

>>43532167
Poor lemi starting to lose it

Big Remimis

>>43551749
Love this artist.

>>43552842
Oh god Flan's drunk, I thought Remilia was watching her, how did this happen code red code red.

>>43551749
Bigger Flanmimis

My possessive, smooth and nice-smelling grandma.

>>43534059
you can't milk an undead, but you can try though