/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43701219
Yeah I was just reading about it and it more sounds like a MGE version of the city of r’lyeh to me. Though I do like the idea the abyss’s demon energy does slightly seep through the Earth’s crust explaining some of the land abyssal monsters. Or somehow Wendigos are semi aquatic without us knowing it the whole entire time.

Why are evil girls so good? What good are heroines anyway?

What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://hentai2read.com/a_tale_of_the_swordswomans_sexual_depravity/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://hentai2read.com/an_apprentice_sorcerer_encounters_dark_elves_who_are_in_heat_in_the_forest/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://hentai2read.com/elf_twins_control/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://hentai2read.com/heal_me_dark_elfchan/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://hentai2read.com/koisuru_mahou_juku/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://hentai2read.com/kuu_ai/
>https://hentai2read.com/yamahime_no_mayu/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://hentai2read.com/monster_girl_transformation_go/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://hentai2read.com/my_beloved_oni_beauty/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://hentai2read.com/oni_no_musume_datte_konkatsu_shitai/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://hentai2read.com/that_timid_girl_is_a_basilisk/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://hentai2read.com/snake_that_slithers_up_to_her/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://hentai2read.com/venus_garden_we_shall_meet_again_in_ten_years/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

>>43701294
>>43701158
>>43701271
i think the names are Char, Laska, Shoshanah, Savannah, Clare, Silmeria, Sam, Dianna, Sybyll, Ailith, Alena, Charon
but what the hell is charon even from? I know of her, she's like a meme, but was she always a meme or is she from a story?

>>43701312
>This beverage you call "coffee" has great rejuvenating capabilities. Consuming such bitter drink is of course a trial.
>You could put sugar in it.
>No thank you, I'm sweet enough.
>Milk, then?
>Ufufufu, so forward!
>I wasn't asking, that is, I mean...
Dating ancient evils, risk or chance?

>>43701356
Amazing if you got all that from memory.

>>43701356
She has always been a thread meme character.

>>43701294
your monster girl wife wants you and her to get matching crotch tattoo's so you can only cum inside her and that if you end up getting raped by other monstergirls they will have no cum?

do you take her up on this

>>43701353
>off-topic image
retard

>>43701382
you can't even begin to comprehend my MG autism.
it's actually harmful i'm not even bragging at this point

>>43701312
To defeat my crazy ass when I’m in one of my bad moods and want to plunge the world into destruction and bring back the old era when monsters were monsters instead of lovey dovey freaks.

>>43701419
no
this could end very badly if i did

>>43701367
A risk of falling in love and a chance to make them blush!

>>43701367
so how does she react when i tell her i enjoy the aromatc bitterness of espresso?

>>43701517
She will be impressed by a peasant who speaks multiple languages

>>43701461
You got that pic with the grey lamia and all the writers names?

>>43701294
>"Nyaa~ I've heard last thread guns and /k/ are 'not allowed' and is cringe. What are you, gun-fearing Liberals? Which one of you anti-gunner Libs said that, who!? Nyaa! Give me names!!! NYAA!"

Thank goodness I'm just a filthy commoner of low birth who just wants to tend his crops, that way I know I'll never have to worry about pompous nobles and royals falling for me and using their power and resources to make me theirs against my will.

>>43701679
Perhaps.
But instead you have every beast or plant girl on earth that's interested in whatever you've got going on there.

>>43701679
Troll bait.

>>43701567
That picture only has a few writers, how lame!

>>43701766
>>43701795
Please, I'm just a humble wheat and rye grower, monsters should hardly take any interest in a sickle swinging, bread baking, boring old agricultural peasant like me. Life would be so uneventful for any wife I'd have.

Casually talk to Lilim

>>43701679
>Vampire that owns the lands watching anon tends to his crops in peace from her castle
>"Absolutely not, I need this man to eat me out this very instant!"

>>43701842
Look out for pests.

>>43701880
WORSHIP LIM

>>43701679
>Pharaoh decides she needs to expand her kingdom's agricultural sector
>Anubis advisor point her to anon the successful farmer
>travels to anon's farm herself to seduce him and gain his help and bring him back to her kingdom
It can start from the littlest things, these infatuations.

>>43701978
But Lilims are gay

>>43701978
dork zone

How do I convince my dhampir childhood friend to give up her crusade against vampires and just embrace her bloody heritage?

>>43702136
Have her show off her sister

>>43701617
Based, mines are the best armor

>>43701918
Cats hunt them down

>>43702347
>All Werecats are excellent mousers
>Except for the strange purple one that showed up one day
>All she does is lay around making snide comments, not doing any work

>>43702379
There’s a simple way to fix this
>Breed the good cats
>Anal only for the bad cat

>>43701312
Heroines are for corrupting just like shotas

t. Demon

>>43702379
Time to buck break this purpler in front of the whole farm

>>43701294
>"Well, Human. You've arrived just in time. Remember, you lost that bet FAIR AND SQUARE. So now you're our boyfriend-slash-future-husband. And not only are you going to have sex with us and loose your virginity to us. You better cum inside and not do that Pull-Out non-sense. Oh, and remember to tell your parents you're moving in with us starting next week, so get your things and personal belonging packed up within this week. But first, lets all go on a date in the mall before we head to my place."

>>43702413
>The other cats later confront Anon about it.
>Claim that if he's breeding that lazy purple teleporter, they're going to get the same.
>They lock the door and drag him to the bedroom.

>>43702455
>"I can't lose a bait if I'm dead"
>Blow is head off

>>43702493
But no breeding for the purpler, only anal buck breaking...

>>43702502
ESL-kun, if you are going to pollute the thread with your nonsense, at least TRY to make your posts look like they were written in english.

I want to raise a legendary ancient oni from the dead. I am sure nothing could go wrong.

>>43702566
I'm not a ESL dumb cunt.

>>43702575
You can show her off at the next necromancer convention.
You can point to her horns, tap her abs to show how rock hard they are, and get her to lift something heavy.

>>43702575
She must obey you since you're her necromancer

>Ah at last, a powerful Oni Warrior under my command! With this I'll be able t-
>"Sake."
>What?
>"SAKE."
>I don't have any booze you sav-

>>43702626
What if she has way, way higher level than me?

>>43702701
Cancel the spell and she scrambles back to dust. Should be enough to keep her in check

>spend an hour moving a slime girl in Minecraft using a lead to my base from a swamp immediately after i put the rope on the fence it breaks and she jumps into a river to drown herself because Minecraft AI
fuck
what games do you play where you can mod in monstergirls, /mgt/?

>>43702708
>Use undead oni as an onahole
>She starts getting uppity
>Demands sake made in a long forgotten shirohebi shrine deep in the Zipangu mountains
>Decide to teach her lesson on who’s in charge
>Cut the magic that keeps her animated
>She’s still standing
>Turns out I pumped a little too much spirit energy into her
>Rides me until I promise to get her, her special sake

>>43702800
No mods here.

>>43702829
Blame yourself for being this dumb. No sexo with your summoned/resurrected

Bap every baph

I’m willing to hear Bishop-Chan’s elevator sales pitch on Poseidon but only if its 3 sentences or less

>>43702919
You wicked man! You bapped too hard and hurt her feelings!

>>43702961
The sea is cool, what more do you need to hear?

>>43702961
You know that saying "busy as a beaver", right? Now imagine those beavers were whales. Those would be some big-ass beavers.

>>43702961
Life is better down where it's wetter!

>>43703000
Gonna bap her again

>>43702906
nah, rez loyal girls instead. Ochimushas and zombies would never do this

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Reminder, just because valkyries are divine warriors chosen by odin himself does not mean they are smart

Dorkville or Hagville.
Make your choice.

>>43703936
hagvile is also dorkville anon

>>43703936
depends on what kind of monsters i find in each place

>>43703936
Hagville because I need a momwife

>>43703936
In which one I can find a tomboy chesh?

>>43703997
hagville

also how would onis be able to do the breathalyzer without being called drunk since at least 25% alcohol is in their blood by default

Druella presents:

TOTAL HUMAN RAPE

Rape human men. Violate human men. Sexually humiliate a human man in bed. Reduce a human boy to tears by raping him. Mindbreak little boys. Get impregnated by human men. Raise families with human men. Sexually enslave human men with your pussy. Squeeze drain human mens balls like a juice box. Mark human men with your scent. Overpower human men and fuck them into the dirt. Force human men to give you head. Report human resistance groups to the secret police. Rape correct human men. Convert human women into cock sleeves. Trap human men into marriage. Throw human men into the shoggoth pit. Collect human mens cum in jars. Cook for human men. Arrange marriages with human men. Breed human men like livestock. Brainwash human men into semen pumps. Have hot, sweaty, exhaustive sex with human men. Wear out human men. Mandatory waifus for human men. Perform intricate, passionate mating rituals with human men. Drown human men with love. Make human mens worst fears evaporate with tender care and attention. Live long into old age with human men. Care and nuture for children with human men. Love a human man regardless of his size.

Does phatomshire make any other kind of play besides romantic comedies?

>>43704031
She also wrote the script for Cum Hard 5: A Good Day to Cum Hard

>>43704014
So no childhood friend...

>>43704020
Maybe Druella isn't so bad...

>>43704103
Half of the shit written is good and the other half is horrible

I bet yetis are the softes- Oh wait no she has just melted because of the weather

>>43704103

Smells Like Pancakes... I'll Have Waffles

>>43704020
im going to spank her
>>43704083
yur childhood friend could be an old cheshire

>>43704130

>>43704126
how much is it written using ai tools?

>>43701294

>>43704135
But my childhood has already end a long time ago

Wholesome söyjak and his dormouse wife

>>43701617
No. Guns are allowed with MG's

>>43701294
>Get out of my dreams, get into my car

>>43704219
Well, someone piss his pants when Stinger missiles where mentioned yesterday

>>43704219
magic gun

>>43704270
that reminds me of a madoka fan comic where homura and mami talk about guns. homura having more of a technical grasp about modern weaponry and mami treating her magic guns more like pets.

>>43704020
Druella has MASSIVE "Fedora'd Gentleman" vibes. I bet she's never even seen a penis in a woodcut image. I feel sorry for her.

>>43704031
> She does live action recreations of old animutation flash videos. They are VERY weird and arty.
>Nobody can figure out if she's just doing them to troll people into watching nonsense or if she's genuinely trying to make some kind of art.
> They're universally acclaimed by Cheshires, tho.

>>43704357
Wonderful.

I love strong girls.

>>43701312
Evil girls are the best girls.
>The best Aesthetic options, being able to utilize massive swathes of color options and decals as long as they look imposing. Not to mention the most likely to have eyes with a entrancing glow to them.
>Highest likeliness to be power hungry, but not above sharing that power with the one they love.
>Will absolutely make sure that burger joint knows you asked for no pickles.
>Dominant ones tend to know what they want and take it, no muss or fuss.
>A submissive evil girl is a rarity, as a good amount of them tend to switch. But if you get one they'll turn out to be shockingly loyal, even for a monster girl.
>Weak to compliments and extremely cute when flustered.
>Once they open their heart to you, it's because the bond between you has become practically inseverable. You'll be together through thick and thin.

>>43704376
>The fingertips project
>The ultimate showdown
Truly their greatest recreations

>>43704281
>cheese loses AGAIN
Sauce. Mam-misery is canon and mandatory. Technically all of them are liches, and can be posted here.

>After receiving numerous feedback and complaints from customers and investors alike, T-Doll Automatons have now been upgraded with more monstrous features to suit and the current market
>The "Extra Monster Bit" update package has been provided by the fine technicians and Gremlins of Grunder Hardware and Software LTD

>>43704552

>>43704557
Needs more legs!

>>43704557

>>43704539
>Sauce
shit i dunno that was over a decade ago its probably on danbooru somewhere.

>>43704572
Also needs more legs!

>>43704594
Turn the one on the left into a broodmother after she graduates from dungeon administration

>>43701679
>>43701842
>>43701987
I would watch the fuck outta Farmer Anons royal harem shenanigans. All the girls trying and failing to hide their nobility would be too damn funny!

>>43701679
you are the kind of laser focused autist that monsters would instantly grab

>>43703936
But Anon, they overlap!
>go to hagville
>find nothing but cute dorky mommy's that sperg over stupid things

>>43704307
I wanna have rough handholding sex with Druella and kiss her when I cum inside!
I also want her to turn me into a blushy mess when she brags about me to her family since I’m just a normal guy compared to the heroes and archmages the other Lilims have.

>>43701567
Yeah of course. The gray lamia is June, from YBA's vengeance in monstergirl city, btw.

Also I really miss vengeance and yba. That story was hypnotic.

>>43704694
>I’m just a normal guy
Watch he’s literally the embodiment of death secretly like Mort. Where he reincarnated as a human man after the new demon lord took over so Druella has had her eyes on you since the very beginning so you wouldn’t do something crazy.

>Tell harpy I’m scared of heights
>This riles her up even more

One the day of rape you will be claimed by a spider
You will learn to love her

So how ruined is Tio at this point since it’s been a long time since I saw EMG or did they keep her character mostly clean compared to the others?
For I liked her design and character when she first came out.

>>43704127
Like huskies, Yetis need ice pools in the summer to chill out

>>43704848
Jesus, what do you faggots happen with that manga?
Literally nothing has changed with just about every character. You've been baited by the butthurt asshole (that's about to respond to this post)

>>43704836
Harpies are bullies

>>43704866
>what do you faggots happen with that manga?
English please.

>>43704866
Yeah no just looked up the wiki and the leech thing is true so I believe the guy on everything he said about the series.
>that she is a hermaphrodite and happily showing them her erect male genitalia when Yatsume expressed interest.
https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Leechi

>>43704889
Can confirm. Harpies (all kinds) appeal to my M side.
I'm thankful they typically have a dummy, tomboyish, or kuu personality, so it stays kind-spirited and doesn't get dangerous for me.

>>43704894
Sorry. Dropped a word.
>What do you faggots *think happened with that manga?

>Meanwhile in The Eros Headquarters
>"How goes the Cheating Purge?" Eros herself questions
>"It is going smoothly and just as planned. Many human artists who've been producing and making these 'NTR, Cheating and NTR Gangbang Rape', type of stories have are being arrested, apprehended and detained to be sent to Love Reeducation. As harsh but needed and necessary as you deem fit o' goddess of love."
>"And what of their VILE AND WRETCHED MATERIAL-" Eros temporarily snaps as she comes back to her senses "...Sorry, I still am absolutely upset as the fact that humans have been consuming and producing such filthy material and media for so long... Are all the so called 'NTR' and all these cheating and non-romantic monstergirl-style rape comics and stories being confiscated and burnt as per my commands?"
>The Cupid Commander nods "Yes o' goddess of love. All monster realms that are under out direct influence and particular rule have made examples of such things. We have conducted and operated public burnings of these so called "doujins" and comic strips containing such disgusting material. We have also worked and are convincing internet and online-archiving companies to also ban and forever delete any all of these 'NTR' types of media and material. Even the older pre-existing ones that were made before are being scrubbed permanently off the internets."
>Eros ponders for a moment and asks. "Asides from reeducation, what else is being done with the producers, artists and authors who have made and written these abominable media?"
>The Cupid Commander responds. "We have also forced these artists, authors and producers, including the ones we have already detained. Into making public apologies in Live Televised Broadcasts and Online Livestreams. Forcing them to publicly burn the physical copies of their sorry excuses of work and even forcing them to publicly delete the art website accounts and or any of their social media accounts where they post and promote their disgusting work. As they plead that they will never ever produce such filth as long as they live under the rule of monstergirl-kind. And as per your commands, o' goddess of love."
>"Good... GOOOD." Eros says
>But then one man who is a ranking Eros Official, a human man no less, calmly stands up from his seat and then begins talking to Eros
>"Oh goddess of love. May I please speak and make a proposal- Or atleast speak out and vent my thoughts if I may?"
>"You seem rather troubled young man. Permission granted, speak. Feel free to voice what you need to voice." Said Eros assuringly
>"Listen, o goddess of love and my sisters and brothers gathered in here... While I agree, these NTR, these 'cheating' and infidelity stories and 'hentai'... ESPECIALLY the ones full of non-beautiful and correct rape that monstergirls know best, is one of the worst and vile things we have laid our eyes upon... But may I plead, even JUST suggest... That perhaps we should not continue forward with all this... Bannings, these public humiliations of the producers and artists of that filth and even their arrests. YES, what they previously produced, drawn and wrote is terrible. But may we must simply educate them, not in concentration camps. But simply enlighten them, show them the love that monstergirl kind brings, what our Demon Lord Lilith envisions for man and monster alike! Can't you see o goddess of love and my brothers and sisters in here!? We are acting like tyrants and dictators of old! Book burnings!? Public Humiliations!? Freezing the bank accounts of the artists, authors and producers who made these NTR, Cheating and Infidelity stories, until they public apologize and renounce their old works!? AND arresting them. I'm sorry, I am not trying to undermine the future of love and happiness that we and our Demon Lord fight to work for! But perhaps we have less heavy handed tactics... Perhaps we should not approach this like some Evil Empire of Old. I'm saying, we should even ban or destroy these NTR stories. Instead we preserve them as reminders, educational purposes and history of what was once like before Demon Lord Lilith, Monstergirl-kind and our goddess of love came to greater power. We should not try destroying history no matter how vile and despicable it is... Lest we become no better than previous tyrants, dictators and evils of old... What you say, o goddess of love?"
>As the man let out his passioned speech, the whole meeting hall fell silent
>The various Cupid Officials, Ranking Monstergirl and Incubi officers look at each other in disbelief as to what their comrade just said
>While Eros herself simply looks at the man with intent

So what do you think happens? This is in (late) response to that one anon who often memes that Eros and Eros Monstergirls or any mamono realm under Eros Rule is some sort of 1984 Police State that is violently against what is ultimately harmless NTR-Rape doujins. I humbly disagree with that anon. Plus I really wanted to get the idea out.

>>43704889
That's not true

>>43704913
Slugs are herms. This is taken from nature.
Are Oni herms? Are horses herms? Think, faggot, think!

>>43701367
They'll terrible things just for (You)r sake.

>>43704945
You don’t get it nobody wants that shit like who thinks of “realism” when thinking about monster waifus shit retarded.

>>43704836
Nice face, reminds me of a sister. Sauce?
>>43704889
>protagonist’s retard hair
Nailing her would go against my personal policies.

>>43704965
Gag manga

Cunning Tanuki, She preys upon my humble seed, I have no defense.

>>43704972
Is that what it is now I thought it was a harem setting.

Reminder that even the most antisocial monster needs a good talk once in awhile

>>43704913
>One unrelated new char is futa
>Therefore I must squeal like a retard

>>43704937
He is fated to be eviscerated and regenerated for the rest of time. To make matters worse, he is turned into a manlet with insane hair and given amnesia. As a final indignity, his nationality is changed to Canadian.

>>43705008
Whatever you say Gaylord.

>>43701312
"Evil" girls, for lack of a better term, are good because they aren't straight-laced like Elves ro Angels or goody-two-shoes human (bleh) heroines.
They are willing to accept your faults when those faults are detrimental to (You). Consequently, it really feels like theh accept (You). When they try and help (You), it feels like it is for your own benefit, and not to feed their hero complex.

Also, they are strong. Being accepted by the strong, in spite of your shortcomings, instinctively feels good.

>>43705018
Your wife WILL have a penis
It WILL be larger than yours
You WILL enjoy it

>>43704987
It's been a comedy for a long time, buddy. Romantic developments are incredibly rare.

>43705035
I hope you die in your sleep tomorrow this is my last reply to you.

>>43705002
When the portals open, I'm going to sit on a bench and wait for a girl that trys to have a normal, innocent conversation with me.
I'm at risk for falling for any girl, so I'll just will myself to run away from anyone that is overtly aggressive or seductive (or covertly seductive)

>>43705035
>you will have a succubus
Dickgirls are so pedestrian and jejune, KC mad them the basic monster. Asexual bitches are the new hotness, the total absence of genitalia cannot be defeated.

Please touch grass and get a clue

>>43705048
Is that Baskin Robbins?
The FAG LOVER ice cream?
With, I assume, some GATCHA SHIT?
Better sperg uncontrollably for the next 5 hours.

>>43705089
If you’re the same guy okay with dicks on chicks I think you should go back to /d/ where you belong.

Hey, how much alcohol is normal to be in an onis blood?

>>43705111
I'm not, but you immediately associating the entirety of EMG with a singular gag character, who's only joke is they happen to be futa, really says a lot about (You).
Does "Interspecies Reviewers" only make you think about the hyena girl?

>>43705142
>I'm not
Sure, you just have the exact same opinion and attitude as them, go on and tell us about the silent majority that actually likes futa again.

>>43705137
You know how humans are 70% water? Well, onis are about 70% sake. Anything less than that is a health hazard.

>>43705161
Buddy, I'm the guy that doesn't think futa has any place in these threads.

But bringing up the only case of futa in a setting just to soerg about it is just as bad as bringing it up to gush over it. You are obsessed with dicks on chicks.

>>43705142
are you pretending that's the only thing EMG did wrong?

>>43705142
Bringing up interspecies reviewers is a poor argument, that shit doesn't belong here at all.

>>43705142
I don’t really keep up with interspecies reviewers I kinda stopped watching a lot of anime as of recent especially the newer stuff. That the last monster girl/animal girl stuff I did watch was Kemono friends and after that I went back to just the normal stuff.

>>43705176
Are you pretending 99% of the girls are cucks just so you can derail the thread?

>>43705035
>T. Alp

>>43705186
>Kemono friends
Lesbians and implied futa. Female lions don't have manes. Female moose don't have antlers.
I hope you realize by now I'm taking the piss.

>>43705198
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>"Hehehehe... HAHHAAHAHAHA!!! You're too late. In less than three minutes, Chandelier will fire its shot onto The Royal Makai, DESTROYING IT- along with the Demon Lord and her putrid succubi cohorts. You monsters have been running amok for far too long. Your era ends as Humanity rises from the ashes once again! Oh! You'll have to get through me if you want to stop Chandelier. And even if you do, the shot would've already been fired... Can any of your monster magics stop a railgun projectile heading straight to your Royal Makai? Lets see who wins- Nah- IT'LL BE ME!!!"

>>43705206
I'm just having fun Maggle

>>43705230
Stopping the SOLG was more kino.

>43705230
how in the fuck can you type out something like that, read it once and not immediately realize this is unfunny cringe trash

>>43705198
I didn’t even complete the series. Half the time I didn’t even know what the fuck was going on so I just dropped it. That I was also weirded out why there wasn’t any other humans around.

Just because I like stuffed animals doesn't mean I'm Bogey bait. It means I want a smol girl that likes stuffed animals. Big difference.

>>43705269
So a Alice?

>>43705269
So you are sabbath bait then? Good luck onii-chan.

>>43701294
Why yes, I'm a white boi/gaijin. Yes, I fetishize, sexualize and want to have sex with black or brown or darker skinned girls because I really do like white boixdark skinned girls...

Is that a crime?

>>43705263
S1 is all you need. Don't read up on the lore outside of story summaries, and don't bother with S2.
The eeriness is one of my favorite things.

>>43705187
we can skip the farm if you want. are you ok with how his centaur society operates?

>>43705294
I just ignore the bits I don't like. I'm an American.

>>43705269
Hush.

Hey so it's summer so how about you just go on a picnic?

>>43705142
>Does "Interspecies Reviewers" only make you think about the hyena girl?
Why would you think about things you don't like when you already have perfection?

>>43704937
He's right. The methods described here have nothing to do with me, it's just some femdomfag's wet dream. I have no interest in living in those demon lord's land if the gouv act like that.

>>43705179

>>43705163
So they can’t drive? Legally

>>43704746
Nah. Normal dude. Househusband even.

>>43705416
Househusband are not normal

Regular Human Woman

>>43705414
Well, they really shouldn't. At equilibrium they can pretty much pass for sober, but a breathalyzer will go off the charts if an oni exhales in its general direction.

>>43705434
Should be segregate from MGE and left to die alone.

>>43705449
Based

>>43705434
Is she really?
If not, what is she?

>>43705422
They are in MGE’s world where if you’re married you can live a carefree life. Why would I need to grind my soul to dust at a 9 to 5 when I have a cute Lilim like Druella to cook for?

>>43705444
>get stopped by oni traffic cop
>she brings out the breathalyzer
>it beeps before I get the chance to put my mouth in it
>"Ah fuck, that might have been me. Wait a moment sir, let me reset it"
>the process repeats three more times
>ask if I'm free to go
>she tells me I'm still under suspicion of driving under the influence
>forces me into the back of her car
>she rides me cowgirl while french kissing "to check my breath"
>she tells me I'm clear one I nut, but she's in no condition to drive so I need to take her home
>we lived together ever after
many such cases

>>43705434
>Vampire-chan tricks a human into marrying her
>Takes every ounce of her willpower to not call him a peasant or a consort
>Has to come up with excuses as to why she’s so cold even on a hot day
>And why she likes sleeping in that cushioned box in the basement
>And why she bites him so hard he bleeds when they make love
>And why they get mail inviting them to undead balls

>>43705489
Looking awfully smug for a shortstack within mating press distance

>>43705489
You are very good. I will now draw gazer.

>>43705487
Because not being the one in charge of providing for your family make you a subhuman.

>>43705470
Probably a Neet version of Hachishakusama.

>>43705510
how quaint

>>43705489
I like those aerobics stockings

>>43705516
wait she's employed?

>>43705510
Anon, there is no providing. Lilims are rich, so I’d be able to indulge not only in cooking and wanton sex with my wife, but also whatever hobby I wish. It’s not subhumanity, it’s freedom from a system that keeps me from living life to its fullest.
Painting, Baking, inordinately expensive plastic miniatures, the world would be my oyster.

>>43705537
And that’s why I will never marry a Lilim I got too much pride why do you think I like the abyssals so much.

I exist to be a lamia's personal body warmer.

>>43705537
You should do that thanks to your own work, that's the real freedom but you prefer a false freedom conditioned by your wife. We're not the same.

>>43705487
The complete role reversal, men stay in the home and do nothing, isn't normal in MGE. Role reversal is just the point of the Amazon. Not all breeds,even other heavy femdom breeds expect their husband to do nothing and stay at home.

>>43705470
>>43705449
>>43705507
>>43705516

Dear residents.

Numerous maintenance requests were made for hallways over unit 103.

Unit 103 is the last unit in the hallway.

Please do not enter into locations that is not shown in the resident's manual.

From. Control room.

>>43705574
To each his own, but I pity that you can’t see infinite free time is a freedom in itself.
As is hours of sweaty ball slapping sex with the cutest, sexiest Lilim of them all.

>>43705444
>>43705490
Imagune being a cop and having to stop an oni from driving and you think its causes she under the influence when its cause she aint

>>43703936
Lewd, sultry, fashionable lamia that has the appearance and gives off vibes of a hag disguised as a young lady, but is acutally young, in her 20s, and secretly a dork that loves strategy video games and sandbox games. Also fiercely yandere, but that's typical of all snakes

>>43705602
What part of that said I wanna do nothing anon? No worries means I can spend my days doing what I want for my own enrichment as opposed to scrap together the money to survive.

Portals are open, dark mages are here.
>>>/pol/430132537

>>43705602
>stay in the home and do nothing
Is that what you think housekeeping is?
Try moving out of your mom's basement for once, balancing a career with laundry and cleaning and cooking.

Fuck, I wish I had a wife even if it was just so we could split the chores. And then, there's kids...

bro those are crackheads

>>43705634
What the fuck is wrong with Canada these days?

>>43705603
>pic
I like to think this is what happens when lamias mess up the human transformation magic. They take on human form, but end up really tall because of their long tail.

>>43705605
Infinite freedom but you're the weak one in your marriage. My ego can't allow role reversal.

>>43705637
Shut the fuck up, I want to believe. Between that and ayy lmao in the news, they must be something.

>>43705649
marriage is not actually a competition
probably

>>43705663
Maybe but I shouldn't be one in the woman role : housekeeping.

>>43705614
Damn that's basically the best personality. Maybe tone back the lewdness and keep the dorkiness more hidden, just enough so she and I can keep each other in check.

>>43705660
aight. demonic crackheads that want to eat your insides and fuck your anus, any better?
now stop those delusions of /pol/

>>43705637
Methheads more likely.

>>43705660
Just Satan’s goons like always they’re more like something from MGQ than MGE.

>>43705634
Pretty sure these people are just high on bath salts

>>43705646
Having read Fathers and Crows, I can safely say that Canada is the same as it was in the 1600s.

>>43705679
>>43705690
>>43705699
I prefer to believe my own lies...

>>43705636
If that's what you want, that fine. But anyone claiming men are always the homemaker in MGE don't know the setting. Men have jobs, careers, can be wizards in the sabbath. People constantly confuse the Amazon with the setting itself.

just fuck off with that pol shit

>>43705716
nobody claimed that though. you crazy.

>>43705537
>Marry Ms. Moneybucks aka a Lilim
>Turns out mom cut her off from the trust fund
>All to teach her some lesson about responsibility since she’s a NEET
>Pays her internet by working one day a week at the convenience store around the corner
>The same store she buys all her food from
>Just promises Ms. Nuki mom will wire her money (she won’t) to get past the rent
>Pirates everything and treats her jannie duties on 4mon as a serious job
>Room is absolutely filthy
>Dirty clothes strewn about she just picks up on oldest one and wears it
>Has never even seen a washing machine in person
>Floor is littered with old chip bags, candy wrappers, bottles of soda and hundreds of single sized pizza boxes
>Surprisingly no Devilbugs or Beezlebubs but that’s only because she tosses mothballs around her room to smoke them out regularly
>Computer is always on and always has one monitor displaying some kind of degenerate hentai
>The PC itself is crusted in so much dust it might as well be a time bomb
>Bed is absolutely rancid
>Years of accumulating schlicking stains and yellowed sweat soaked musky sheets
>The only clean thing there is the shower cause she’s never used it once
>Mother-in-law Lilim will only open the fund again if we have a kid
>Apparently her daughter lied about finding a boy dozens of times before

>>43705690
>women larping as Satanist witches open portals
>they choose the MGQ-like world instead of MGE
>The monster girls that come through are literal man eaters
Bad end.

>>43705716
Oh okay, I thought you were that weirdo that thinks housekeeping=goofing off all day everyday. Which is a very different concept from just straight up role reversal.
Yeah, Amazoness are the primary race for complete role reversal based on old-fashioned trad ideals.

Personally, I'd want to split chores because performing menial tasks and getting thanked for them does wonders for my self worth.

It's been a long time, so I might as well ask this question again, folks.
Who's the more lewd one in the relationship, you or your waifu? (If you don't have a waifu, then who would you prefer or expect to be the more lewd one?)

And followup question, does it ever get annoying and how do you two manage?

>>43705161
(The silent majority does in fact like futa. Just saying. Well okay, maybe not majority but substantial minority.)

>silent majority
Did the Mick learn a new word? Shut up and practice your drawings instead of rekindling old flame wars.

>>43705800
>Who's the more lewd one in the relationship, you or your waifu?
Yes.

This is your swimming instructor for today.

>>43705800
I wanna sniff the breath of those tree rats.

>>43705812
You have autism.

>>43705800
Good question and I have no idea. I'm not lewd and lewd people make me feel really awkward. But no lewd is wrong too...

>>43705821
No thanks. I signed up for Miss Nereid's swim class, not some trashy elf

>>43705823
Damnit why does this artist make such good designs? (Even the futa, but this isn't the thread for that)

MGHigh PE goes two ways
>You have to workout with muscular monsters constantly teasing you while spotting
>You have to help “stretch” the gymnast monsters

>>43705634
That explains the succubus that came to me in my dream last night. It's finally happening. Hail Lilith!

>>43705829
What isn’t new and yes I am responding because how are you not tired yet isn’t their other fantasies you have that doesn’t involve you shoving your nose into people’s mouths.

I just wo>>43705852
I just lift stones outside with the wurms

>>43705745
>Getting this mad over someone else’s comfy fantasies
Christ anon, who hurt you?

>>43705821
Trashy knife ear. Why does she insist on swimming with all that metal on her?

>>43705881
Breathguy is legit weird man I don't know why he's on here instead of d.

>>43705881
It's just a gimmick, Mark. Haven't you noticed Breathfag is always lurking or weighing in on ther issues (because of the namefagging)?
But you keep getting baited by the shitposting.

>>43705901
>>43705888
He scatpsdts and shitposts here

>>43705928
Nah that's you, Frog

>>43705888
No that’s my fantasy I can fix her

>>43705800
I would like my significant other to be SLIGHTLY more straight up horny than me, and approximately as prone to weird sex jokes and double entendres.
Or she can be a spider-cow. That's fine, too.

>>43705881
Stop interacting with the shitposter

>>43705935
Va te faire mettre. I haven't post anything for the last 30 mins

>>43705935
Not even him, I’m a damn burger

>>43705852
This humiliation at the hands of his classmates was Anon's breaking point and he later jumped onto a train track

>>43705800
I'm the lewd one, and it's up to her keep me in check will staying in control of her own urges.
Once I get going, I start increasingly perceiving everything as lewd, imagining lewd scenarios, getting more and more excited, and so on.
My waifu has lengthy notes on my weakness and preferred fantasies, and how best to calm me down. I try not to think about these notes because being studied in such a manner also intersects with my fantasies.

If she gets turned on, we'll be fucking all night until I'm spent. Seeing my wife get incredibly, deviously, lewd is a massive turn on but it would probably break me into a perma-horny mess if she did it all the time.

>>43705852
>>43705984
I wouldn't be so dramatic, but those kinds of manga are a big reason for why I am so bitter about hentai these days.
It's also why I distrust succubi.

Summoning beings significantly above your level is perfectly safe and you should do it right now.

>Summon an MG
>"I ask of you, art thou my Master?"
That's how you known she's a dork—I mean keeper.

>>43705984
No good ending?

>>43706012
>occultist Anon performs a summoning ritual
>he gets a very high level Shoggoth
>thinks he summoned an eldritch god and pledges his loyalty to her
>she's confused, but plays along because it makes her new Master happy

>>43706028
His soul is forfeit to a Wisp. Happy Ending.

>>43706047
Bad ending. Really bad. I was talking about the doujin,.it really end with a suicide?

>>43706071
No, baka. >>43705984 just added on a grimderp hypothetical ending. You can see the little "END" label in the bottom corner of the picture >>43705852

Doesn't change my bitterness over such mistreatment.

>>43706071
I never even read that doujin, but that page says "End" in the bottom left.

>>43705928
Literal shitposting heh.

>>43706085
I see, he should go with the school shooting ending instead

>>43705800
Probably relative to each other

>>43706100
Shooting loads in female classmates' pussies.

Never trust monsters anons

>>43706100
>Anon decides to shoot up the monster school that humiliated him for 3 years straight
>The monsters shrug off the bullets as if it was nothing
>As it turns out, the weapons dealer was a Tanuki and the gun wasn't actually a real gun

What's a fantasy you guys have that seems really rare? For me I wanna cuddlea bunch of shog plushies under a shog blanket

>>43701353
That's quite the list you have there.
Seems like anons in this thread don't very much care for monster girl doujins.

I've been in a coma for the past 8 months and two weeks, has anything interesting happened like the KC game or other MG stuff / games / whatevers.

>>43706176
No sadly, go back to sleep anon maybe there'll be some news in like a decade

>>43706158
I have so many freaking fantasies I bounce and cycle between every so often. Some are innocent but others are extremely lewd. And then some are just crazy.
I'm nervous, and sometimes even terrified, about the risk of having to talk about them with my waifu.

>>43706165
the problem is the poster

>>43706158
This >>43694472

>>43706165
For one, there hasn't been anything good lately. For two
>not using ex
NGMI

>>43705947
This is a POV image

>>43706204
Very colorful and stylish

>>43705947
That is a POV image.

>>43705821
nah, this is my swimming instructor for eternality.

>>43706176
>MGD Capital Intro is out, along with a Labyrinth exploration (basically a custom gauntlet)
>SHRIFT 2 chapter 1 translation is pretty much complete
Other than that it's just been endless bickering and baiting and falseflags and shitposting.

I can talk more about games, but you'd be better off going to capybara.

>>43706165
>opens up with unrelated off-topic image containing a monster boy
>is a known pest from /tg/
durrr I wonder why nobody responds

>>43706012
Imagine trying to summon an imp and you end up summoning a hellhound

>>43706204
Oh geeze
>The hands
>The fingers
>The claws
>The antenna
>The colors
Oh man...

>>43706176
the nun wing in castle of temptation dropped maybe a month ago

>>43706012
i aint summoning shit, im gonna do it like pokemon

>>43706247
Probably for the best. If you're the sort to end up with an overprotective Hellhound, the alternative would have been an Arch Imp that ends up dominating you.

>>43701294

>>43705634
>>43705637
>>43705646
>>43705660
>>43705679
>>43705680
>>43705690
>>43705699
>>43705717
The Rights of Man are a disaster for humanity.

>>43706180
Damn.
>>43706236
>>43706254
Thanks I think.

>>43705852
I always liked the idea of being smothered between two big girls while they make out with each other.

43706295
who the fuck asked you

>>43705230
I've seen AC posting done better

>43706295
Nice monstergirl-related image, faggot.

>>43706304
>Hate foxes
>Love sheep
>I know both are trying to trick me
Why? Is it because untold horros while I sleep are better than untold horrors while I'm awake? Is it because the sheep is too sleepy to cross the line on smugness where I start to resent them?

You know what they say about girls with big tails.

>>43706362
Anon, I...

>>43706309
>>43706329

>>43706165
I’m fine with it.

>>43706375
What?

I still think it's hilarious that if the portals opened most of us will probably be too scared to do anything lmao

Oh, I see what's happening. He's sperging out again because nobody is biting at his fucking bait.
Report him for off-topic, racism, and spamming/flooding.
Reminder that the mods actually deleted his shit last week, so we know it will work.

>>43706012
>summon imp
>you are an imp, right?
>...
>...
>...yes.
>why's your level a skull?
>it won't display right until you make the contract
what a nice and helpful imp

>>43706408
Everyone in this thread has probably concentrated so much of their own mana toward thinking of monster girls that it'd be like wearing a super beacon. They'll find you.

>>43706426
anon you summoned an old woman, hope you got some old monster reats like saprillla

also i kinda pricked my finger with my knife

>>43706411
>WAAAH! MODS! MAINTAIN MUH SAFE SPACE!
Maybe you'll enjoy Reddit more.

>>43706445
>also i kinda pricked my finger with my knife
You know what that means. Time to lick it until it's better.

>>43706466
im eating icecream so no

>>43706263
>Not wanting to be owned by a bratty powerful imp
Sad

What are the best monsters to build a raid and pillage party? I also need to be able to command them

>coiled by lamia
>webbed up by arachne
>harpy wing hugs
>Weresheep sleeplock
>tied up by alraune vines
>submerged in slime
>petrified by medusa/cockatrice
>paralyzed by mandragora, raiju, thunderbird, etc
>frozen by yuki/tsurara onna, ice queen, etc
>Kraken, Scylla, Tentacle, etc.
So much bondage and other immobilization potential from monstergirls

>>43706550

>>43706550
>I also need to be able to command them
Lol. Lmao. Maybe you can take over a pack of werewolves, but their ceiling is pretty low.

>>43706530
Brats get forehead flicks.

>>43706557
p'orcs pretty good
devilbug as well

>>43706550
Goblins are natural born raiders in basically any fantasy setting imaginable. Marry a hobgoblin and you have a goblin army.

>>43706246
Elven males are canon to monstergirl encyclopedia.

>>43706671
But Elvish women are still hand crafted for human cock

>>43706408
>but you kept posting about how you were going to correct me!
i probably couldn't but at the same time i don't want to disappoint a monster either. wonder how it'd play out.

>>43706188
>>43706194
>>43706246
My bad. I replied to that post carelessly.

>>43706194
Exhentai has that pain in the butt blank page (used to be a Sadpanda) to get past.

>>43706723
That's why you lurk for two years instead of two days.

>>43704182
you do NOT look like this

>>43706827
Yes I do, chud

Which mamono would be most likely to lick warm peanut butter off of my toast?

how do we ensure that there are enough ancient evils around for the next generation?

Monsters can't get me if I'm in my bed, hiding under the covers. That mean High Orc will eventually get bored and go away!

>>43706885
remember to plant 2 ancient evils for every ancient evil you unseal

>>43706885
Impregnate an ancient evil, collude with a family to have your child marry into them 1000 years later, then have that family seal your daughter away so she has a grudge. Have that family learn how to court your daughters and disguise the training as monster slaying techniques for future generations so during the epic showdown once she's unsealed is more of a courting ritual than a fight to the death.

>>43706896
Ittan-Momen hands typed this post.

>>43706933
I forgot those girls exist. Maybe the covers aren't safe, but I can always hide UNDER the bed! That h'orc will never expect it!

Fancy foxes with fancy dresses

>>43706940
There should be enough space to share with the Bogey under your bed.

>>43701842
Nice, I grow buckwheat and taters since the growing season's too short for wheat. How's your crop coming along? My wife's looking forward to the first harvest for some fresh soba, but my neighbors have been a bit weird and telling me things like "you were single a few days ago" and "who's that strange woman with the smoke cloud lounging around your house all day", but we've been together for years I, uh, think. Also, she apparently wants to invite two or three friends over soon. I don't mind, buckwheat always tastes better when shared!

I lust for female lizards with warrior backgrounds.

>>43707010
how many big breasted monsters have this scenario happen to them

>>43707023
anon was raised by cows, he doesn't know any better

>>43706896
That's what you think.

>>43707009
So if mage monsters take warrior men and shotas for husbands, does that mean warrior monsters take mage men and ojisans as their lovers?

>>43706948
Do not trust this fox.

>>43707086
I like muscle girls and I'm a wizard, but I didn't imagine myself as an older guy with a strapping young warrior lass courting me.

do bogies come out the womb riding a unicycle or do you teach them that
and are jianghsi bogies are a thing

>>43706723
3 years ago I finally got off my ass and it took all of 5 minutes to get it done. And that was after resisting for years and years already.

>>43707126
are they born with a mask or does it grow later?

Now I've done gone and encountered a Hellhound in the woods, but I know how to deal with her. See the thing people fail to catch is that running excites them and activates their chase instinct, and they can also smell your fear.
To make sure I come out of this situation unraped I have to stand my ground, stand firmly and make sure to show the Hellhound in my eyes that I am not afraid of her. If she still tries to come closer then you gotta raise your hand, and also your voice like this and shout "NO!"
Just keep shouting NO! NOOO! BACK! DOWN! And maintain your fearlessness, and eventually she will lose her nerve. The Hellhound will see you as more of an obstacle than prey then and then she'll lea

>>43707086
If Lizardman are anything to go by, warriors attract warriors. I feel bad for the mages, but they could raise up a zombie or summon an imp if they really felt lonely.

>>43707198
id like to think that the mom makes it for them when they are 10 then when they become 18, Ma teaches them how to make the their own

Are monkeys monster girls?

read the setting and books then post again

no

>>43706229
That hebi if way too lewd!

i want to sleep with my monster teacehers, especially the extremely creepy lich nurse
I often pop my joints so she can see me and scold me gently

>>43706158
Being "Adopted" by a Ancient Evil Bogey.

>>43707460
the clown?

>>43707424
It's hard work being a lamia's body warmer.

>>43707424
need snek

Lich-san is so creepy, she just stares at you with a blank expression and never smiles. She looks like she can't feel anything, love the least of all. And her body is cold because she's undead, she probably smells as bad as a carcass too, she probably doesn't take baths. And she's also inappropriate, wearing nothing but a cape and not hiding her nude shame. I would definitely not date a Lich, they're way too spooky for me.

>>43707469
I actually pay attention to the spelling when it comes to differentiating between the two, so no.
They're good but the justapoxition of a Soft Huggable Bogey and the traits of a Ancient Evil is more appealing.
Bogies are still good though, don't want to diminish their appeal.