/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43727289
Is that some sort of Kiki?

>>43727290
It's a whole ecosystem down there!

Questions unanswered. Now how will we know how the Mexican catgirls flower wars go?

>>43727300
Speaking about questions it makes me wonder if the Mindflayer was supposed to be a Cthulhu girl but was changed over time to being the Mindflayer or that Cthulhu is another god in MGE that is in charge of the Abyss.
KC should really expand on these things that haven’t really been answered yet.

mofu mafia

>>43727308
You're not supposed to talk about them.

Grass status: Touched.

>>43727316
Your crimes against the Mofu Yakuza must be paid in 48 hours of Fox hag paizuri.
For each of the four heads.

I want to lick a vampire's fangs

>>43727341
Can't I just like, brush their tails or something?

This Russian Kiki won't stop talking to me on the bus. I don't understand literally anything she's saying, I don't speak slav. I just kind of dart my eyes around and go "Haha, yeah." and agree with whatever she's saying and she giggles back and looks happy.
But man I really wish she'd leave me alone, doesn't she get that I don't speak Russian? What's her game? I'm pretty sure I saw her outside my house a few days ago walking down the road.... shit's getting creepy man.

>>43727294
Okay, used SauceNAO and turns out it literally is.
>>43727306
I'm not really familiar with Lovecraft, but I thought Cthulhu isn't about messing with people's minds beyond the "ahhhh I'm going insane from looking at this squid" that isn't unique to it. Mindflayers already have a clear counterpart in FF1 or wherever else outside DnD they were.

>tfw no kiki bogie maid momster

Gonna join the monster army to be a pilot. I bet boot camp will be a breeze

>>43727359
Odds are, you unwittingly agreed for her to be your maid or something,

>>43727359
>I just kind of dart my eyes around and go "Haha, yeah."
That's the worst possible move you can make. You are playing straight into the "cute hopeless master" stereotype. At this point there's nothing you can do but prepare a room for her.

octo-kisses

>>43727360
I know that but the rest of the abyssal girls are lovecraft girls so I just find it a little odd the Mindflayer is there. That my theory is there was some turn ups when some of the girls were being created way back then and got replaced by other girls.

>>43727360
For this has most likely been scrapped at this point and is probably being changed to fit a abyssal mushroom girl since I do remember reading somewhere there is lovecraftian fungus monsters.
>Men who have sex with the matango for a long time will have many spores planted in their body. When mushrooms start to grow on the men’s outsides, they turn into a “mushroom person” whose mind is full of thoughts of having sex with the matango.

>>43727398
I mean miss gazer is a beholder, it's not that strange. It's not like the abyssal girls are a one for one

>>43727376
>>43727385
Well what if I just don't let her into my house if she ever comes knocking on my door? I could just call the police you know.

>>43727449
I guess just find it weird is all where all the rest are lovecraft while Mindflayer is DnD.

Did anyone else have to take a break from reading MGE stuff? It's legit just making me really, really sad now. It's having the opposite effect it used to, knowing I'll never get any of that really fucks me up badly.

>>43727464
have you tried not being old?

>>43727464
I only come here to post my art and see if KC ever updates again. Of course you are sad here among people that do nothing

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43727374
>Gonna join the monster army to be a pilot
Its Airforce you dingus!

Though if you're gonna be an Airforce pilot for the monstergirl military. You better be sure your pilot senpai is an Ace Combat-tier pilot. Remember that saying; "Stick with Trigger and you'll make it."

Explain to me why elves are so horny when they're not even monsters.

>>43727456
The police will just side with her.

>>43727487
Don't be ridiculous, the police are supposed to prevent home invasions, not assist them. They wouldn't do that.

>>43727468
I ain't that old, mid twenties.
>>43727476
I mean it's not that I do nothing, I have been getting my shit toegther overall, at least physically. Rather not turn this into a blog post though. Just really wish this shit was real

I talked a lot about my preferences earlier today, but honestly what I need a monstergirl that understands me. (In the true sense, and not the "Ufufufu you're a pervert, time for mindbreak" sense).

I hate being manipulated. I hate monotony. I don't want to be used, but I want to be of use for a goal I believe in.
I need one of them anti-villain "evil" girls.

And she better be a good cook!!

>>43727500
Are the cops monster girls anon?

>>43727480
>Its Airforce you dingus!
Every branch of the military has pilots and that Jinko is dressed in Army Aircorp era style clothing

>>43727507
Even if they are, they aren't supposed to do that. They wouldn't do that... they wouldn't!

>>43727464
For me it comes and goes. Sometimes I am just horny, sometimes I want something heartwarming, and sometimes I just enjoy the fiction. I've definitely felt as you do at times, but ultimately this is escapism. You can't let it affect you too deeply.

>>43727464
This is an old pasta

>>43727519
Sorry anon, you're either gonna be claimed by a creepy kiki or cops

>>43727486
common mistake. that's no elf, that's an elf(monster)

>>43727456
Please. You think a Kiki would ask to be let in?
Any half-competent kikimora can think of a hundred different ways of getting into your home. The most terrifying thing about it is you will probably be the one to invite her in. They know their masters that well.

>>43727530
You referring to the cat suicide one? Yeah I don't like that one myself.

>>43727290

>>43727502
For me, its how the mg fad being long past its heyday means its drifted closer to the purview of western furfags and other degenerates, not to mention the edgelord autists who make a truly herculean effort to make a hugbox setting anything but. You sift through ao4 looking for decent stories and its immediately apparent why this thread’s aggressive gatekeeping is a necessity. With that said, would you rather an ice dragon or fire dragon?

>>43727565
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
- Robert Frost

>>43727562
You know, I've always wanted to see a kiki that has some tropical bird colors and a tan.
Like a brilliant scarlet macaw kiki.

>>43727565
Fuck off, nobody asked.

>>43727562
This kiki is begging for a fluffing.

I just had a fever dream of this. Thank for reminding me of the slight joy I got out of this

>>43727578
I want it.

>>43727565
Ehhh I don't really care much about furfags much, as long as they don't try to drag stuff like NTR in the mix I don't care
I think it just messes me up knowing we live in a really dark reality where pretty much almost everyone ends up being miserable before they die.

>>43727585
>naked apron kiki
This makes too much sense and I can't believe I didn't see this before. I've changed my mind about microbikinis being the ultimate maid uniform, this is it.

>>43727585
Tropical, tanned kikis with exotic colors and a weakness to cold.
A maid that needs snuggling in the winter and fall to recharge.

I want a mamono to feed me chocolates like this.

Remember Anons return to tradition, return to hellhounds and manticores
Reject the foxes

>>43727658
But I never left hellhounds

>>43727673
Good man

Even if you dismiss a monster girls compliments, they won't relent in giving them to you.

>>43727673
sleep tite hellwan

>>43727624
Is this like a tomboy gf kiki?

>>43727701
Could be more on the tomboy/easy going end.
Still as effective as your normal kiki but with a more 'relaxed' aura about her.

>>43727510
>that Jinko is dressed in Army Aircorp era style clothing
>Army Air Corp
>Was active until 1942, disbanded in 1947

Oh my god! Stop it with Le nostalgic/romanticization faggotry of old WW2! WW2 crap SUPER OVERRATED. This is the future/modern times, keep up with the times and tech... Or are you just afraid to admit the modern Airforce pilots, modern GremTech aircraft and Advanced Aerial UAV Automatons will outclass your Ye Olde Air Corps Monster Pilots in EVERYTHING?

Why did you get him going.

>>43727716
my dinner was spam and some crackers, this was my only meal today.

>>43727712
Automatons don't poop, making them automatically inferior to Miss Jinko, who has magnificent poops square in the middle of the Braden Scale.
CHEX MIX, LIB

>>43727744
I just got off a 36 hour fast. It wasn't too long, but damn do my energy levels crash hard.

>>43727756
the longest fast i went on was 3 weeks

>>43727760
That's well past the healthy limit, Anon. Ten days, any further and you start to fuck yourself up.

>>43727594
I won't fuck an Alp, I won't fuck an Alp, I won't fuck an Alp...!

>>43727682
>Know I can't resist blushing
>Try to scare her off
>Do my best "roided man looking for a fight" impression
>She wraps up my leg and sweeps me off my feet
>Coils around me tight
>Pats my head while complimenting me more
Ahhhhhhh....help...

>>43727776
You will fuck an alp. You will impregnate her. You will have a family with her. You will be happy.

>>43727744
>A kiki is currently crying knowing some anon only ate spam and crackers

>>43727807
>Anon had to make dinner for himself.
>Kiki Reeeees in the distance.

>>43727792
Just let the snake turn your mind to mush

>>43727807
Kiki is very sweet
>tfw no sweet kiki to cook for me

>>43727792
>Gently strokes the top of your head, playing with your hair
>Starts whispering compliments, close to your ear
>The slightest implication from you that suggests that she's just being nice or that she doesn't really mean it reinvigorates her efforts
>And if you even try to say anything self-depreciating, she silences you with a kiss
>A pleasant tingling sensation washes over you, your thoughts become hazy as you sink deeper in her coils
>Now she's giving you kisses in between the compliments
>Her compliments are echoing in your head as a chorus, replacing any thoughts about being scared or trying to escape.

>"I cast Laser Beam!"

>>43727770
im not a teenage girl with body image issues, im an obese man with diabetes, the longer i stay at this weight the more permanent damage i am sustaining.

>>43727290
instead of going to the box factory today we are going to the fox factory

>>43727879
Can we go to the Catthedral instead? I like learning about other religions.

>>43727867
What's that? A heart attack?

>>43727921
>Double coverings
Devious, she's prepared for someone to shock unseal her.

I’m gonna create a army of mutated men using gene splicing technology to take on the mamono army since the Order are a bunch of bumbling buffoons to fight monsters and their heroes are weak.

>>43727878
That may be the case, but it would be far better to intermittently fast and feast so you don't damage organs in the process .

Fat vamps

>>43727898
how pious

>>43727938
She's not fat.
She just decided to not skip leg day and instead double down on it.

protect the overpowered sleep mouse at all costs

the best way to get rich is to make bicycle in MGE and get a tanuki to sponsor you

>>43727921
Nice birthmarks. But you know what I really need more of, vulva freckles.

>>43727950
ah yes the trex build

Imma be sexist to a Amazon guys wish me luck

>>43727985
Listen, once she has you pinned, those legs are locking and you aren't cumming out.

>>43727998
they are uselss for leglocking in doggystyle, no monster can leg lock me then

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware waking up to a phantom sitting on your chest with adventuring gear on.
Because boy if you aren't in for one hell of a day after that.

Hellspawn abominations
https://files.catbox.moe/oun3gv.jpg

>>43728024
shame about the face

>>43728033
I said abominations
https://files.catbox.moe/7ku3tq.jpg

>>43728024
Tit piercings on women make my nipples itch hate them.

>They've even been observed moving by being carried by their men while having their roots entwined around them. (However, they remain joined with their men and it is said that they continue having sex even right in the middle of moving around).
The more I read the Matango’s profile the more it gives me weird abyssal vibes are we for sure Matangos don’t come from the abyss, this might be one of MGE’s greatest mysteries.

>>43728036
M-mommy

>>43728092
Probably are, wendigos are too and gazers definitely are even if KC didn't say shit about them.

>>43728092
being joined at the hips does not an abyssal make
unless jubjubs are abyssal too

>>43728098
I was half joking, but it does make me wonder in the next update if it ever happens either removes the whole transformation thing Matangos do to their husbands. Or they finally become official abyssal girls since abyssals are the monster girls that give you extreme transformations instead of regular power boosts.

>>43728106
Well I was reading the first part where you gain a mushroom transformation than I read the second part which I just posted where they are carried around by their husbands. That it made me have a mental image of them being fused together by their roots.

>>43728106
>Wonderland and the Abyss joining forces
Too powerful man you have awakened a ancient power no mere mortal man should be taping into.

>>43728062
I said abominations
https://files.catbox.moe/ejqvvi.jpg

>>43727464
>take a break FROM reading fiction
Apropos of nothing, I’d like to add to the iceburg:
>/lit/faggotry is automatically gay
>Combining cigarettes and listlessness was a mistake
>like the gayest French stereotype Voltron lotto possible
>where everyone dies in a fire
>wtf is with your movies
>it’s always a mime in a battlefield or some shit
>this is actually a genre of movie isn’t it?
Please explain.

>>43728179
Something needs to be done about silly hats, monster girls can't just keep wearing them.

>>43728314
I agree. Some people store mana in hats but if we make them illegal they HAVE to store mana in breasts

>>43727464
Instead of consuming start writing. Even if you never post it

>>43728335
She must be capable of some advanced spells.

>>43728367
Elves (Hag) are incredibly dangerous

Approach with caution

>>43728369
Especially if they look at you with such a wide smile.

Dangerous cats.

>>43728396
Better watch out for this dangerous cat!

>>43727974
If cait sith fag can draw something that resembles a monster girl then maybe I'll be able to do that as well after 200 years of practice

>>43727464
Why do you think that I like so much to read/imagine self-harm and suicide in my MGE daydreams now?

>>43728396
Meet a cup of water in the face.

>>43728338
What's the interest of writing if you don't share it here?

>>43728419
Self-satisfaction

Same reason I play an instrument for nobody or posted a story once

>hag tries to ara ara me in hagville
>reveal my dynamite vest
YEAH! COME ON, TRY TOUCHING ME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS FATTY

>>43728427
How can you be satisfied of something if you have no feedbacks proving you that you didn't mess up?

>>43728435
Based, really good way to be left alone for a few hours

>>43727789
Lookin kinda chubby for a thoroughbred

>>43728446
wait until you see what's behind the tail.

I want a Doll wife to cook for me

>>43727682
Lies don't mean anything and have no values.

>>43728437
Why should I give a shit what other people think?

God help me. I'm thinking of writing again.

>>43728513
Good question, I don't know.

>>43728518
They're just words. And like reading it's a good execise for your brain. Dont take it too seriously.

>>43728518
If you're a ESG too and want to share your work maybe don't. They don't like it here

>>43727290
Some Kitsune are in need of Correction!

>>43728369
>>43728372
It's hard to believe a woman with such a kind face could be capable of doing any harm.

>>43716438
thats pedk, furry, and gay .
only 2/3 are based and one is cringe.

>>43728541
The English language is a roadblock for me. I want to write stories, but I can't even make flawless post on 4chan. I thought about writing first in my native language and then translate it but it's time consuming, still hard to do a proper translation and no one who like MGE could help me in translating French to English.

>>43728643
>French to English
jesus christ man, its really not that hard to convert french to english, a lot is shared so google translate would be able to do it very easily

>>43727792
>>43727682
Lamia tails are extremely overpowered. No straight man can resist them.

>>43728643
just grind and polish, like horace did. less words have more meaning, and they're also easier to check.

>>43728643
Write in French and then use translation tools to convert to English. Then fix any errors translation tool makes. Done. Can't understand french so I can't help. Good luck

>>43728656
>>43728661
Last time I tried deepl or google translate, it's wasn't really good but I will at least try again for one story, post it here and see how things go.
>>43728660
It's hard to not be verbose but you're right.

>>43728716
Try a short story if you have one. So as to not stress yourself out.

>>43728716
>It's hard to not be verbose
You're french, you have the great Racine as an example (i never managed to imitate him properly, sadly. but i'm italian so i do have an excuse). Dont be afraid to study, borrow and experiment.

>>43728716
You're sweating about it too much, you have to post/draw in bad faith sadly happens too often recently to get shat on here.

>>43728396
It's too late.

>>43728736
There was a single suicide picture.

>>43728727
>>43728728
I have a small story in mind. I will try to write it and translate it before the end of the month.
>Racine
Take me back to high school but it's a good idea. Copying other style would be a good start
>>43728736
We will see. I wouldn't be so confident

>>43728518
I think its fun to get into. I'm still working on my second story and while it can be grueling sometimes, making new stuff for this thread is something I like doing.

>Troll monstergirl streamers online until they get pissed and tell their chat to find me
>My gremlin friend obfuscates my location and sends them on a wild goose chase
>Sometimes we send them to "Order" LARP meetups and watch the chaos unfold on unsecured webcams
My friend is the best, sometimes I want to have sex with her she's so great.

>>43728727
>>43728728
I have a small story in mind. I will try to write it and translate it before the end of the month as a crash test.
>Racine
Take me back to high school but it's a good idea. Copying other style would be a good start but you have to make your own at some point.
>>43728736
We will see. I'm not confident
>>43728780
Wut?

>>43728793
>he doesn’t even have sex with his best friend
Me and my Pyrow friend are laughing at you virgins.

>>43728796
I hate Alps too but I think it's a step too far to say it's drawn in bad faith.

>>43728805
Obviously it wasn't about the Alps. mainly talking about suicide greentext and pic and mick's schizo scribbles

>>43728810
>it wasn't about the Alps
Gay. Alps are never okay and anyone who posts them needs to be ostracized.

>>43728805
Yesterday pics of Alp were alright and made me laugh.

>>43728804
It's not sex if you're just using her vagina to masturbate.
Friends gotta help each other.

the quickest way for an automaton to impress a man is by doing the gundam powerup eye flash and displaying her arsenal.

>"How many kids do you want?"
>"You look like you'd make a great dad!"
>"What grade are your kids in?"
>"Have you put your kids into baseball like a lot of fathers do?"
>"You do have children, right...?"

Wish Monsters would stop asking me questions like these. I don't have kids or a wife and I don't plan on it either, I just want to save up my money for myself so I can have plenty to get whatever I want and be happy. A wife alone would drain me dry, kids would be a financial nightmare and time sink for precious time I'd rather spend doing things I like. Am I right or am I wrong?

>>43728832
I won't acknowledge any automaton who doesn't have a high caliber beam riffle.

>>43728839
So true, monsters just don't understand us bro. I ain't spending money on baby clothes and crap.

>>43728844
i dont know, i dont wanna my neighbour jokin about my wife having a bigger rifle than mine.

>>43727974
I wanna stick my nose in sleeping dormouse mouth!

>>43728879
Same but my cock
I read some erotic literature a while back where a girl "instinctively sucked" the penis in her sleep which is total bullshit but I imagine it would be true in this hugbox setting

>>43728887
I think that's dormouse's whole thing right?
They're asleep but instinctively do lewd with their husband. That and the molasses flavored body

>>43728887
>responding to namefag scatposter

>>43728839
>>43728853
I'll settle for being one of those dads who let their monster wife do all the parenting.
Call me irresponsible if you want, but I wouldn't sacrifice precious alone fishing time to go play with my kraken daughters.

>>43728898
I don't care. I'll respond to you, too.
>scatposter
How would you even know it was him and not someone impersonating him???

>>43728862
she'll just turn into an even bigger rifle and fly into your arms

>>43728940
>Neighbor talking shit about Anon's arsenal
>Automaton wife goes through a full gatai sequence
>Anon is now wearing a mecha armor and wielding a massive beam riffle

Me looking down off a big beach fishing pier at the Mershark below and laughing at her because she's a fish with gills and doesn't have legs so she can't come up and get me.

>>43729141
That's rude anon

>>43728804
Pyrows at least have some of it right, marriage is dumb, but they still have sex and get pregnant.
Why not spend that time playing video games and laughing at people on the internet?

>>43729157
rude and dangerous, what if she's gonna bite anon's peepee? around mershark, never drop your guard. unless you're already inside them, then you're fine.

>>43729157
It's funny tho. She can't leave the water because she needs it to survive, and even if she could, she can only crawl slow as a turtle because she has tailfins and not legs. And since she's a Mershark she's dumb too because sharks are pretty dumb. It's not like she can knock down the pier either.
LOL this Mershark does not have a chance of ever getting me. I'm gonna keep laughing at her and then go back to dry land.

>>43729176
like fishermen used to say: once inside, you're fine. works for most mm.

>>43729186
>mershark dips below the surface
>suddenly resurfaces so fast she launches into the air right for you
>lands on top of you
Mersharks can breathe out of the ocean
Can't escape, anon

Munster gals.

>>43729283
Need me an Irish dormouse, or maybe 5.

>>43728587
Where is this from and who are those? And I take it this must be an average/normal occurrence in Zipangu? Left is the boy when younger and right is when grownup? Foxgirls be weak when their boys are grownup?

Helping your evil waifu with her harebrained schemes that always blow up in her face

>>43729578
Another cute dork.

>>43729578
Cute, but if I'm going snake, I want the proper snake tail like lamias have.

>>43729578
>chaotic neutral
gross

>open 4mon
>go to /hag/
>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT
>close 4mon
I hate it here

>>43729746
I’ll never understand chaotic neutral, it’s the same thing as neutral evil
>Be self serving as possible
>Hold no permanent allegiances
>Do whatever you want
>Optional: fuck someone over
It’s not like neutral evil isn’t barred from doing good things, as long as they can spin it in a way that it might help them they’ll do it

>>43729841
Going on /hag/ specifically to bait hag-gons with pictures of myself covered in those gold foil chocolate coins and captions like "make me part of your hoard"

>>43729983
>Dragons spend the next 200 posts debating the poor quality of the fake coins instead

>>43729998
>ywn be smothered under a pile of breasts and mofu
why live?

>>43729910
Epic cleavage.

>>43729841
>Going on /hag/ to post pictures of you and your loli wife
Imagine the seething

>>43730065
she's older than them anyway. what's the problem?

>>43729998
>>43730014
That looks bad for your back.
That fox seems HEAVY.

>>43728839
>"You look like you'd make a great dad!"
Any comments like from that from a monster girl would get an sad, defeated look from me.

Fox dens

>>43730081
b-but the sign said this was the mens bath!

>>43730081
Pink foxes are rare, what are their personality like?

>>43730169
they are easily flustered by lewd things.

>>43730169
See >>43728587

>>43730186
>reformed ancient evil used to bathe in the blood of innocents back in the "good old times"
>now she can't even stage a cool photo op for her instagram without getting flamed
>because wasting so much ketchup for a photo is "climate crime"
Guess we didn't need ancient evils like her to turn this world into hell

>>43730132
This, but with cheshire cat. And instead of lewd words, she's repeating memes she's heard and seen.
>She moans "pepe le frooge!" in her sleep

Elves

>>43730186
The only thing sillier than having with both human and fox ears, is having multiple pairs fox ears.

>>43730169
Horniest foxes

>>43730177
they are the worst of the bunch.
many times more mischievous, many times more horny, many times more easily flustered, and many times more tofu addicted.

>>43730169
eros foxes have discarded all their treachery for pure love. but sometimes other foxes disguise themselves as eros foxes

>>43730169
>>43730241
>>43730257
dont forget their long tongues

Do not let the pink fox attach to you, it will be impossible to remove her without surgery

>>43729841
i'd crawl in there and ask for old nuns to marry

>>43730186
Nice rock.

>>43730283
>think anon was exaggerating
>decide to chat it up with a pink fox
>pick a heavier one, so if she tries anything you could just run away.
>have a good conversation for a while.
>decide that its late enough and that you should get home, you two say your goodbyes
>"well that wasnt so bad, guess anon was wrong!"
>over the next month keep seeing her more and more.
>eventually she starts to just go with you wherever you go. you dont mind...
>until she asks to come home with you
>say that you're not ready to go that far yet
>she gets more and more persistent as the week goes on. going as far as wanting to walk you home for your own safety
>sleeping soundly one night until you hear something bang against your bedroom wall
>hear steps like someone is walking up a ladder
>oh no did you leave your window ope-
>moments later the fox pops up, breathing very heavily
>not sure if she's just exhausted or overtaken by the horny.
>she tries crawling through the window... and gets dragged by her weight, falling onto the floor.
>at the same moment she magically locks your door.
>after what happened that night you and the pink fox are always seen together, with her practically being glued to your side

Bed creaking sounds at the orphanage...

>>43730353
Another one fallen to fox tricks
Another one soon to have his legs battered by mini mofus

>>43730234
Are for marriage

I can't stop thinking about doing stupid shit to bait monsters. Recently I've thought about pricking my tongue in front of a vampire and sticking it out.

>>43730387
>oh no, i fell into your web. guess i better struggle

>>43730283
>>43730353
>intricate layers of boobs, hugs, tails and leglocks to ensure you never escape.
>whenever you get out of one of of them she locks you into a deep kisses and reattaches herself
pink foxes sure are scary.

>>43730422
The bill for a pink fox surgical removal is too high so you just have to accept it.

>>43730433
oh well. i'm sure you get used to it

Pink foxes are very trustworthy. You can always trust them to screw you over. The problem is they make it hard to remember that's a bad thing.

>>43730447
Honestly she's so lightweight that you might even forget she was there, if she could stay still long enough anyway.

>>43730468
bad thing? never heard any complaints though.

Pink monsters are the most trustworthy ones out there. Jubjubs, cupids, sandworms, and even manticores.

>>43730387
Based, one I have is being sexist to an Amazon or telling a hellhound that I'll never be submissive

>>43730400
>Arachne laughs to herself when anon walks into an actual spiders web and brushes it off of his face.

>>43730496
Reminds me of a greentext where a manticore disguised herself as an Eros monster with pink hair dye

>get used to pink fox
>pink fox gets heavier
>much heavier
>like a lot
>now there are 5 mini foxes fighting over your legs
>pink fox is getting heavier again

>>43730516
i do not doubt the efficacy of a tiny net

>>43730516
>arachnophobic arachne freaks out when she walks into spider web she doesn't recognize as hers.

>>43730496
yeah

>>43730497
I'd definitely tell an amazon to get in the kitchen to make me dinner

>>43730527
>ends up in the hospital, after being poisoned from a spider bite

>>43730532
Lovey-dovey pink slimes.

My extremist manticore wife has been going to Eros church functions lately and has suddenly been getting pinker, is this why she's not as intent on using me as a cum pump and instead using me as a body pillow while giggling to herself lately? I'm not sure where this relationship of mana pump and master has been going lately.

>>43730532
>>43730557
How's that taste?

>>43730589
A bit like lychee

>>43730494
Pink cows are good too.

This thread now belongs to pink monsters

DIY: Slime girls!

>>43730622
what will they do with their newfound power?

>>43730638
They will begin terraforming in the name of Eros.

>>43730353
how weird must it be to get attached by a pink fox as a child?
and what if the pinkfox is a hag 3 times your size?

>>43730638
Drown the world in love!

>>43727290

What would an Eros shog be like?

>>43730713
I hope you like your new pink house

>Poke shog in eye
>It divides in half
>Do this n times
>Dozens of eyes in one eye socket
Shogs are so cute!

>>43730387
i'd most likely pretend t o fall asleep in front of one, or be a wandering jester that would take the bait of a silly clown girl
on the note of clussy
which girl deserves to be part bogey?

>>43730731
I love the more scary shogs
I love shogs so much

>>43730747
Sandworms are the original, hardcore bogeys.

>>43730760
no they are not, they are snadworms and they are not funny nor funny looking either

>>43730769
Oh, are you talking bogies or bogeys?

>>43730780
bogies, i fucked up, i'll get my fifty spanks from my bogie momster later

>>43730788
Ah okay, yeah so you're right in that case. Sandworms no bogie. But they are definitely bogey to a degree.

>>43730747
>which girl deserves to be part bogey
Kunoichis, give me funny ninjas.

>>43730807
>tfw the last thing you hear before getting napped is a honk

>>43730807
Funky ninjas?

Big tiddy bogies with flower shaped pasties on their tiddies, egging you on to "give it a smell" before blasting you in the face with corruptive clown milk. It tastes faintly of banana

Do you think cupids girls have heart-shaped areolas?

>>43730831
big assed bogies who are as just cheeky as their cheeks
>>43730867
think so
i wonder is there a goddess of mischief in MGE

>>43730807
But Bogeys are the stuffed toy ogres.
You're going to end up with ninjas trying to disguise themselves as plushies.

>>43730908
thats also pretty good, imagine them turning into cute fumos of themselves

>>43730908
>You're going to end up with ninjas trying to disguise themselves as plushies
Imagine having to explain to your visiting parents that the life-sized plushie of an asian succubus isn't yours.

>>43730949
>enchanted fumos turning into a bogey version of whatever monster it represents
The horror, how will I have embarrassing merch of my favorite monsters without being assaulted now? No hellhound/demon should ever know of the plushy collection and electric blankets I sleep alongside

>>43731092
>tfw the cath is that the monster bogey ends up with a very simple face as well

>>43731092
I have so many squishmellows anon, pretty sure if a bogey saw me she'd cuddle me until I mindbroke
Pic not realted just wanted to post it

>>43731136
i would fuck this idiot and make more dumb and cute ice fairies untill half of all fairies are my kids

>>43731136
Genius.

>>43727290

>>43731206
preggernat

>>43727290
>Gacha OP pic
I was gone for 6 months. What happened?

>>43731234
It happens in Monsokyo.

>>43731241
Nothing important.

>>43731248
imagine being a newcomer and walking into town to see every single female pregnant

>when anon make some good shitposts

>>43731241
People stopped caring about gachaniggers because we have bigger problems now, like a mentally ill shitposter who outright admitted that he hates KC, MGE and this thread.

>>43731255
>imagine being a newcomer and walking into town to see every single female *about to become* pregnant

>>43731293
No, they're already pregnant. You can't make everyone related or you'll eventually get retard babies.

>>43731283
>mentally ill shitposter who outright admitted that he hates KC, MGE and this thread
What?

>5 extremely violent ghouls
or
>1 alp with excessive lgbt pride
Pick your poison!

>>43731315
It's like she has two left hands.

>>43731306
It's a long fucking story and I don't want to give him attention he craves so much. Just know that if you see someone post furshit, concern troll over lack of OC in this thread or try to shit on KC it's mostly one particularly obsessed immigrant from /vg/ threads.
He's also absolutely deranged so don't try to argue with him, just report.

>>43731306
>>43731325
We also have a shitposter who posts actual shit.

>>43731283
As long as gachashit that is posted are Monster Girls. I don't care. That irishfuck is a bigger enemy.

>>43731316
The cute shy banshee in the back crying to herself because she wasn't included.

>>43731339
Oh my god, /vg/ monster girl game. Oh no.

GET OVER HERE

>tfw no monster gf to go joyriding with
it hurts

Most smoochable monster?

>>43731399
Sandworm.

>>43731399
The one for (You).

>>43731399
Ghouls, lamia, lipsticked gyaru, whichever ones have energy drain that leave you covered in kiss marks

>>43731399
Kiss the dog

How do I stop my hellhound wife from waiting in the parking lot of my job while I'm at work? She's got in trouble with security several times now.

>>43731421
Kiss elf

>>43731421
Wans probably give the sloppiest kisses. Except for kikis, most of the time.

>>43731399
>>43731415
Based and MGEpilled

>>43731441
Get her hired at your job as security, problem solved.

>>43731464
Everyone says monstergirls are only for horny and for sex, but monstergirls are actually made for kissing.

>https://litter.catbox.moe/7gls4g.png
>pretending we don't have plenty of thread OC already

>>43731143
Don't do it Anon!

>>43731470
Hellbeans seem invasively cuddly, like a warm scarf that can't be unequipped

>>43731511
I like comfy.

>>43731511
Also hugging

>>43731470
I like these small marshmallow creatures that have became threadcannon

>>43731143

>>43731540
When the hell is there going to be more of this

>>43731587
Not being able to make your own art is a cruel mistress.

Chaos incubi are too OP I can see them causing several problems for the Order if they tried capturing one of them.
That the Order doesn’t want to deal with them majority of the time compared to regular incubi where the word chaos starts to show it’s face in chaos incubi, that they start causing chaos throughout the order kingdoms for being separated from their abyssal wives.

>>43731609
Me in her fluff

>>43731399

How come we never got a season 2 of the only good monster girl ever made?

>>43731669
Because we live in the worst timeline.

>>43731669
I really want to pet this creature.

>>43731316
Ghouls! I can fix them....I think

fuck with furry shit

Who makes more mischeif in MGE
Kakuens, cheshires or Bogies?

>>43730387
Another way to bait a vampire is: Applying lotion to your nape while saying out loud how sensitive your neck is.

>>43731711
The cheshire kakuen bogie

>>43731711
Hakutaku can be mischievous too, like Shikieiki in that one doujin.

>>43731728
How the fuck did she come to be?
>>43731729
No way, Miss haku can never be mischeievous shes too uptight
Also what doujin

>>43731738
>How the fuck did she come to be
from a very funny echidna

Monster girls have ruined me bros, I only like monster girls now

>>43731738
>spoiler
I don't remember the source, but the plot was that she got a day off from work and spent it being mischievous, except she wasn't going to break any actual rules, e.g. it looked like she wanted to do a ding-dong ditch, but instead just lightly touched the doorbell without pressing it.

>>43731756
i see but
I'd like to build a little town of mischief
Maybe a bogie got bored and made a little town filled with bogies and bogie like monsters alike
And she got hitched to a dude who has the clown knight class and made many kids
fuckk all i want is a town filled with bogie hybrids

Tail pussy

>>43731669
I suppose the manga never got an english translation, Senko is too pure for us Westerners.

Imagine a manticore jubjub hybrid. Her tail pussy would be like a water hose.

>>43731836
Manticore with a Jubjub brain is better than a normal one.

Tail pussy is gay, Manticores are mediocre monsters.

>>43731855

>>43731855
Okay alp

You know if you think about it, Ushi-Oni's body is very unflexible and unwieldy and her front legs aren't useful for much so reaching her pussy would be a hard time, so getting raped by and Ushi-Oni is very unlikely, you could probably toss and turn or flex your hips away to keep your penis out of reach and she wouldn't be able to to much to stop you. So yeah Ushi-Oni is bad at rape and I wouldn't get raped by one.

>>43731874
Nah I just want to fuck real pussy and not some pseudo pussy.

My gremlin buddy and I were hanging out, naked like friends do, when this weird angel chick with pink hair and a beret broke down the front door, yelling and shooting arrows at us.
Luckily she missed and we were able to subdue her before it got worse, but now she's crying in the corner about how "unfair" it is and begging us to "get married already".
So does anyone want a weird, possibly drunk angel? I don't know what her deal is, but it's either that or we're going to put her in a box and mail her to the nearest church.

>>43731399
Stoic and beautiful ones like Ice Queen, Tsurara-Onna or particularly cool-headed Dragons and Wights.

>>43731896
>smooch dragon
>tries to remain stone faced but can't hide her bright red blush and wobbling lips

>>43731874
The party tank really hasn't been the same since we had to take that detour through a monster realm

>>43731889
I think she's just lonely. Let her hang around with you and your gremlin pal.

>>43731759
Same. Nothing to do but wait for the portals.

>>43731874
Nice thighs.