/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Miss Griffon wants your love, all of it, and will not leave without it.

Need a booksmart MG to lecture/enlighten me about their world. Doesn't matter the topic. Food, history, arts, science. Magic is always good.

It's a special kind of comfy.

>>43752159
I don't even live here so she can stay if she wants to.

>gomu gomu no deepthroat

Monsters are actually weak

>>43751643
Huge horns

Don't fall for Kikis, they'll make you take Dr. Noseberg's NPC pills and turn you into a wageslave just like her.
Enjoy enlightened life with Shoggy instead

>>43752194
They're both maids. Just servants and nothing more.

>zombie dragon outside my house
Help

>>43752194
shoggy teaches alot of things

BEHOLD... THE NECRO'TISMCON
IF YOU DARE TO GAZE UPON ONE UNHOLY TOME MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!
FOR IT WAS WRITTEN BY AN ANUBIS WHO PLUNGED INTO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF THE ABYSS, THEY SAY THAT ITS PAGES DRIVE YOU TO EVER ORDERED MADNESS!

I want to have a flashy anime fight sequence with a Hinezumi where our fists clash and create massive shock waves

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43752189
I want a tsun dragon that refuses to leave my house but actually makes an effort to make me happy.

I can’t stop thinking about yandere wendigos.

>>43752189
This is how undead dragons are made.

Had a dream about a hellhound the other day. Well, a hellhound and a rata. Me and the rata were in bed, and I was trying to get the hellhound in bed too, but she wouldn't come. She was trying to build a cabinet but was hammering socket screws into the side instead of using an Allen wrench. Eventually she got them in by just hammering harder, but I woke up before any fun could happen.

>>43752159
My Bicorn waifu says she can have a slice, but the other girls will beat her senseless if she tries to take more than her fair share, or not do her share of the chores.

>>43752194
Slavic Kikis will cleanse any (((Tanuki))) rubbish out of your life, and any Gypsies.

>>43752423
Never ask your Kiki about that accordion in her closet

>>43752194
His medication:
>2 tbsp of kiki spit
>taken orally 4 times a day, from the source

>>43752216
Oh will you look at that, it even has footnotes.

>>43752441
Mine uses hers to play lullabies when I can't get to sleep
And 'Katyusha' while she watches GuP.

>>43752158
At least 2 years before the MGE fandom fell, I am obsessed with a scifi idea. Originally I intended to make it to troll the Dr. Who, but I remembered just now after binging BSG (2003), Aliens and Space Battleship Yamato. It's a spiritual reversal of the portals scenario

>>43752490
Tfw the Alien Queen turns up as a newgirl in MGE
Whip-tail has a manticore feature.
Her tongue-mouth extends for extra-deep BJs.
Bleeds green aphrodisiac that suffuses through the Shi, even 'eating' through bulkheads and sealed doors.
There is no escape, until the Thikk yellow Automaton in the Loading-dock does the:
"Get away from My Anon, you bitch"

Post your smugest ratas!

>>43752518

>>43751199
>>43751599
>>43751672
Those are really stretching it for Poland. What should count is Sea Bishop, which was found in Baltic and brought to the Polish king.

>>43752555
Glasses rata cute

>! WARNING !
>"mofu tolerance" almost broken [1.1%]
>are you sure you want to perform action "huff" on "kitsune's fluff"?
>Y/N

>>43752601
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY MOFU INHIBITORS!

What happened?

>>43752615
Somebody set us up the bomb

>>43752615
>Sorry, I forgot the fried tofu.

>>43752665
Don't humor the Cheshire hag. Or do, I'm not your boss.

Baphomet lolibaba sugarmommy motherwife

>>43752167
Miss Wurm will not only lecture you about the MGE world, she'd be happy to be your transporter throughout it!

>>43752615
She farted in front of the guy she likes, and he heard it.

>>43752189
Look guys another dragoncel wanting to be a dragon zombie

>>43752804
Anon just keeps subtly rejecting tsun dragons until they die of old age, then brings them to his harem once they convert to Dragon Zombies.
> Sells their milk on a roadside stand
> Not because he needs the money
> He just needs a hobby that's not banging dragon zombies

>>43752868
damn lazy ded getting all fatty. and sexy.

>>43752767
>She farted in front of the guy she likes, and he *liked it.

>>43752518
Please don't bully me, Ratatoskr-san

>>43752971
Bully the rata before she bullies you!

Why is kamaitachi best girl(s)?

>>43753159
She isn't. Sandworm is best girl.

>>43753159
>>43753200
You could say that variety is the SPICE of life?

>>43753200
Shai hulud is in fact a good girl. Weasels are good girls too.

>>43753282
Sandworm is gooder girl

I want to get mindbroken by an evil monster into an obedient mess who can only think of her and obey her every whim.

Molest fox ears.

>>43753429
Well that's a shame, you're gonna get a very loving succubus who just want to see you smile.

>>43753429
>I want to get
rehabilitated
>by an evil monster into an obedient
elite subordinate
>who can only think of her and obey her every whim.

fixed (You) for (You)

is it weird to anyone else that you've been going to these threads for ten years?
did you even think these threads would last ten years?

>>43753573
needs more thigh meat, too skinny for me

>>43753588
Hardly surprising, places like this one often evolve into their own subcultures. I'm willing to bet it would keep going for years even if KC suddenly announced he's quitting and won't draw or write anything monster girl related ever again

>>43753638
Functionally he has. Which says a lot more about this place than you think, both for better and worse.

>>43753667
Spotted the Mick. Somehow I fucking knew this conversation would go that way.
>>43753638
And shame on (You) for enabling him.

>>43753687
Hit too close for you?

>>43753687
why does the frog flip me off?

>>43753687
What a rude frog!

>>43752701
I prefer just daughterwife

>>43753776
I could never bear making a monster cry. Shame on you.

>>43752158

>>43752701
sassy grandma

>>43753776
>"fuck you"
>that roughly phallic shape
Yeah I'm thinking that monsters would interpret it differently

>>43753159
Whotachis?

>>43753847
many sucked fingers

I'm going to find a clumsy chubby kunoichi and then treat her like she's the best ninja ever.

>>43753933
How would you even begin to search? Hope you get abducted to the sevret kunoichi village for use as a training dummy?

>go to hagville
>standing near some busty hag waiting to cross the road
>she turns to look in your direction and her huge tits accidentally knock you down
>"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! Here, let me help you up..."

What would you do?

>>43753961
Get under her sweater and start sucking dem tits

>>43753849
Plot twist: the tall one is the daughter

>>43752158

>>43753961
>Anon then just backflips and goes on his way into the hagville

>>43753961
will need to implement safety rings to protect those around them

>>43754007
dont most come with those built in tho?

>>43753984
Sproink

This isn’t the type of dick cleaning I expected

>>43753961
ask her name then give her my number, then go on my way to find a milky healer

>>43754034
this seems unhygienic

>>43753961
Empty egg carton. Then I make my escape while laughing.

>>43754048
I’m pretty sure your personal maids know far better about hygiene than you that can’t even take care of your own health

>>43753961
Start crawling away, it's a trap. She'll help you to your feet and then stuff your head between her tits with the excuse that she needs to protect you so it doesn't happen again.

>>43753961
loosen all neck muscles and dislocate my c1
then pretend i died to then jumpscare her

ded

>tfw ywn wake up in the undead cities and hve a zombie poke you with a stick till you wake up and then take you to her lich stepmom to see if she can keep you

>>43754200
Ded?

>>43754212
Not big surprise.

>>43754200
*clack* can't beat the *pap*

>>43752158
Fun Fact: Even in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia, do not ask or inquire about the race and or ethnicity of a white racist man's girlfriend.

>somewhere in the internet, a white racist human male is making a heated and loaded racist video essay/rant about the superiority of fair skinned peoples
>"-And here are more reasons why these shit skinned foreigners are no good to a sovereign state's economy and demographics! One, they will mooch of the system for handouts! Two, they will vote for stinkin' danukis that bank roll activist lobbies! Three, they-"
>"恋人！もうすぐ昼食の準備が整います。まだ仕事で忙しいですか？" Racist anon's Zipangese wife said out loud as she can be briefly seen peeking from the doorway in racist anon's footage.
>She appears to be a typical yukata wearing Zipangese woman and one could see animalistic ears peeking out from the sides of her head
>"Oh! Uhh... I'm fine dear- 数分お待ちください。これを完了してすぐにアップロードする予定です。夢子と一緒に進んでもいいよ" Racist anon speaks back to his Zipangese girlfriend as she walks out of frame
>Just then a smaller Zipangese girl is seen within frame
>"Hey dad! I'm hungry! Let's eat now!" She says out loud
>"You go and eat ahead with your mom, Yumeko! Daddy's just gonna edit and upload his MonTube video!"
>The little Zipangese girl darts out of the frame as Racist anon turns back to his video
>"-As I was saying... Niggers are maidenless and ain't got no bitches!

Even in MGE. Don't ask a racist man what skin color and ethnicity is his girlfriend. Whether it is a human female or a monstergirl.

>>43754239
>off-topic image
didn't read, fuck off

would u a hamster girl?

>43754239

Holy shit just go to /monster/ and be an insufferable faggot in one of the containment threads.

>>43754200
I want to prank a rich Wight, I want to ruin her estate and cause her servants chaos, I want to steal away some of her riches and get away with it all while she stays mad.

>>43754274
fuck off mick. /monster/ doesn't even browse these threads

Okay, might as well post some good images because this thread is already a dumpster fire.

Any requests for a particular species?

Baphomet and school swimsuit are a great combination

>>43754308
Why would you do that? Image dumps are completely pointless

>>43754346
He could at least dump porn to give janny something to do.

>>43754346
>One less image that can be used for off-topic
>One less image that can be used for cringe
>One more post that isn't bait or a response to bait
>It's a fucking imageboard, not your spicy Facebook group
Now stop complaining and get your face in Wonder-nee chan's lap

>>43754274
Kinda curious but how the fuck do you even get to /monster/ anyways is there another thing after it, but at the same time maybe it’s a good thing I haven’t found the site.

>>43754407
smug lo (dot) li (slash) monster

>>43754395
Well alright then

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43754344
Bapho-chan's breath deserves to be sniffed. Delicious hag breath!

>>43754450
That's a great way to get your mouth raped.

>>43754476
Good job enabling a pest

>>43754476
That's the plan. Mouth and face raped by soft, slimy danuki tongue. Her way of marking me for a small fee of $100.

>>43754344
She can't actually swim.

>>43754450
Dormouse breath is better.

>>43754483
>inoffensive forced meme with attached image of monstergirl
Better than autistic screeching, doomposting, HFY faggotry, trolling, edgy meme racism, ironic cuckposting, unironic cuckposting, or actually responding to any of those things.

If you are so starved for attention, go post some good content and I'll give you a (You) as well.

>>43754529
You used to shit this thread up together with mick until even you realized he's deranged, you have absolutely no fucking idea what's harmful or not.

Reminder that the breathfaggot constantly samefags to defend himself, and used to scatpost before he forgot to take his name off and got caught.

Any poster that engages with him should be automatically considered either a samefag or someone equally subversive trying to undermine the thread.

>>43754529
What if I told you I was the person behind the "need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick" posts?

>>43754543
Pretty much this.

>>43754540
>you have absolutely no fucking idea what's harmful or not
You derailing the thread because someone has a fetish certainly isn't helping.
>>43754543
I'll just report the faggotry when I see it. Anyone can namefag without a tripcode. Falseflaging is a thing.

https://twitter.com/miraheze/status/1669495863696080901
The wiki is dying. Few options remain, MGE is on the decline, profiles only get released when KC has a panic attack over the NTR boogieman and the game is going nowhere.
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>43754576
Again?
Sounds like the servers will be up until they run out of cash. Not like any of you faggots read the setting materials to begin with.

>>43754596
I swear this file naming format pops up every time we start getting really bad shitposts.

>>43754596
Dying in October and the only thing that's left after that is being able to pull the data if you're a wiki owner.

Sure is doom and gloom here.

What do they even gamble with?
>Age?
>Booba size?
>Goldfish crackers?
>Sticky, white "research material"?
And what games would they play?

>>43754624
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.

>>43754604
That's just the mega image archive format, it wasn't visible before because most people used the imgur gallery that's now dead.

>>43754624
Thread needs more pork

>>43754624
Cute P'orc could really help the mood.

>>43754647
I could have the mega image file format was just the number.

>>43754624
When the p'orcer hordes pillage your village, it's best just to offer yourself up as loot. If you can't beat them, join them, right?

But here's the plan, as you get used as their sex slave, you incubize, and then when the time is right, smuggle some raging mushrooms into your quarters, and when it comes time for head h'orc to take you in front of the tribe, you overdose on them and dominate the h'orc. All the other piggies will fall in line. You are now chieftain to a tribe of warrior p'orcs and h'orcs. You now dictate who gets pillaged and looted. Use this newfound power to take revenge on your enemies, or don't. You could just sit in the stronghold all day, enjoy p'orcer BBQs, and make dozens of little piglets, maybe even hundreds.

>>43754647
Mega doesn't have the artist at the end of the file name. Just the monster and number.

>>43754647
>>43754658
Mega filename is monster name and number, nothing more.

Snakes are cold blooded and reptiles don't feel emotion. They don't truly love you!

>>43754722
But I love my snek

>>43754722
Rodent hands typed this post.

>>43754732
That's because you've been indoctrinated, fool! The serpent cult is brainwashing you! Humans are just sacrifices for these cold, unfeeling snakes! They don't love you, they're just using you! They're infiltrating the governments to control us! WAKE UP PEOPLE! THEY'RE PURE EVIL!

Baphomet means wisdom in Aramaic, therefore gote little gote very smart girl gote

>>43754778
Sabbaths are literally magic R&D organizations, of course the smol gotes are smart.

Strawberry onis are best flavor

>>43754604
>>43754658
>>43754700
>>43754711
Fine, I'll come clean. My autism has convinced me to slap the artist's name onto the images I save.
I'm probably one of the most active posters in these threads (because my dayjob is slow and I have insomnia) and I try and always attach an image with my posts.
I won't pretend other people have been using my formats, either. Although I'm sure some of you vengeful degenerates will try from here on out.

I knew this day would come. I knew someone would notice my filenames and throw an absolute shitfit, accusing me of everything.

I never spammed kemono and I never spammed cuckshit or racism (except against the Frog or the Mick, but those are more of nationalities).
I obsessively reported off-topic, furshit, and various other spams dating back years (tg, giantess, mermaid, pickle).
I just want to post something with words attached that might inspire positive conversation.

If you'd prefer someone else just flood the thread with gatcha boatsluts taken directly from Twitter/pixiv, and the same five posts about maids, and hags, then I guess that'll just be it from now on.

Please understand that all I want is a thread that is on-topic and not constantly bickering over trivial bullshit and getting baited by the same exact shit every day. I cannot explain why, but I just cannot quit this place.
This stinking, rotten carcass of a place, where not even good greentexts get posted anymore.

>>43754814
Fair, I only pedantically pointed out to >>43754604 what the filenames are and I didn't pay attention to yours. I think he conflated you with that other guy who is a confirmed shitposter.

>>43754814
>all I want is a thread that is on-topic and not constantly bickering over trivial bullshit
It's been like that even since the old days on /a/, pointless arguing over dumb shit and falling for the same bait daily. At least there were greentexts, new drawings and full blown stories almost non stop. Sure not all of it was canon and hell some of it wasn't even MGE but it was content.
Now all that's left is the bait and arguments with nothing productive ever happening.
>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

>>43754814
There there.

>>43754814
I first came to these threads—and 4chan itself—sometime in mid 2016, so call me an election tourist if you want. Honestly, it had nothing to do with politics. The monstergirl craze was in full swing, I got hooked, and I started searching the internet for a good place to chat.

It was a simpler time. A better time. Shitposting was everywhere, but people just responded one if at all and moved on. Greentexts were lengthy and plentiful, and people would voice approval for posts they liked or that made them horny.
I tried my hand at it more times than I can count. Maybe one or two got some attention. The Anubis eye contact blurb had some staying power, but that was more due to the art.

Bird is the word.

Old cocatrices sit on young men faces, they think they are cold

>>43754814
You are probably way too attached to this place to the point when its unhealthy.

>>43754942
Anons used to know the difference between a shitpost, a meme conversation, and genuine discussion. They used to understand what was and wasn't acceptable for the thread, as well what should or shouldn't be mentioned to keep things on topic.

I suppose a steady stream of original content helped to dull the impact of shitposting. The pace of new profiles was maybe a tad faster back in those days, so don't heap all your troubles on KC.
The threads back then really were just better. If it wasn't the writefags, you had the thread regulars pushing their innocent fantasies and creating what would become the latenight verse.
You also had the more lewd fantasies. Waifufags would post their latest commissions, but even the ones who didn't get commissions would discuss and IMAGINE.

i should draw more and stop just doodling

Do you think there is a village of living fumos in MGE?

I think I've reached the point on my art where the next think I will work on is my own waifu OC and at least have it recognizable. Until then enjoy this comic edit.
>>43754814
Are you the guy back in the drama who kept posting a long greentext every time something happened? I can't remember very well but it was always a ratatoskr. If it makes you feel better I get accused of a bunch of stuff too.
>furshit
Nobody posts that except once in a blue moon.
>>43754880
You drove away everyone else. Like that harpy game. Hell, I won't even write mg fanfiction anymore if I can't at least get someone to say why they stopped reading it on top of it no leaving a bitter taste in my mouth. Just ain't worth the effort. I can't really expect you to force yourself to do it, but it's a big time investment when I might be writing something incoherent to anyone but myself and I have stuff to make, like my upcoming waifu drawing.
>>43755056
good luck. I hope just saying it gave you the needed dopamine hit.

43755094
fuck off, furshitter, dont respond to me ever again.

>>43755101
I will. Have another monster girl.

>>43755094
>You drove away everyone else.
Fuck that, I was always supportive of content and just didn't respond if it wasn't my thing.

>>43755093
Living doll/bogey hybrid offshoots, just a mysterious village full of plushies that always move when you turn around, secretly already a demon realm but you just can't tell if you're not incubized/attuned to mana. Be wary of single fumos suddenly following you around, you're already being hunted and they'll only honor their red light green light rules so long as your eyes are on them.

>>43755119
I don't know who it actually is and I must have deleted some parts of my message but harpy dev actually left during the drama saying he didn't feel welcome or something, so (you) is probably a bunch of people and factors, some from outside the thread as they were slinging dmcas at monster girl content they didn't like and making friends that way.

Leanan Sidhe is giving an art lesson to a man and three girls. What species are three?

How do I stop my anubis from having another autism fit?

>>43755192
Buy her a fidget spinner to calm her down.

>>43754814
People like you are the reason why this thread is worth coming to every day, interacting with obsessed autists is 100x more interesting than humoring retarded normalfags who just repeat the same shitty normalfag memes all day and shit themselves whenever people don't want that.

Monsters *really* love hearing the sound of you moaning, even if you find it embarrassing!

>>43755223
Sounds boring. Look, memecat is doing a generic smug grin!

I bet I could make a monster cry

>>43755250
Tears of joy after making her a mother, right?

>>43755263
No.

>>43755250
I bet a Banshee would stop crying as soon as she saw you.

>>43755094
>Are you the guy back in the drama who kept posting a long greentext every time something happened?
Yeah that was me. I lost my cool and decided to make a half-joke, half-serious infodump of everything I knew about the fragmented community.
I've always felt I had a decent handle on who was who, and where, and what they were into. Not in the doxing sense, though. I'm not so malicious.
It was just knowledge I accumulated while looking for more stories and art. Better quality images. Secret fetish pieces (fuck cuckshit though). Things maybe too outlandish for these threads, or by people that would never post here, but maybe someone someday would like to know existed.

My regret is the people I couldn't find. QS, will you ever write again? Maus, are you even alive? Did powerharemfag ever get a greentext? Did he try writing one with AI?

OtherSideOfSky, where are the Fallen Bride translations? Scans of the other books have been up for years, so where are you? Silent_II, RampantSerenity, why did you leave?

>>43755290
That feels like a terrifying thought. Why is she not crying? They always cry...

>>43755298
You're a pretty alright dude

>>43755298
Why are you even talking to schizo mick? You know exactly he just wants to concern troll and bitch about being rejected, so why bother.

Just name three monsters I can shove into an art class already, I lack imagination but want to write this scenario anyway

>>43755340
Wurm, bogie, dragonnypwx

>>43755340
Wight, barometz, bogey, still life picture using both fruit and things that are usually still.

>>43755351
The hell is a draonnypwx?

>>43755340
Bratty Beelzebub, Ara-ara Alraune, and Mantis without an alliterative descriptor.

>>43755362
Catcpha shit ended up in the post, sorry

Evil hags.

>>43755351
>>43755357
>>43755378
I'll take one from each so
>Mantis
>Barometz
>Bogie
You can expect results sometime between Saturday and Sunday. You have Alp's promise

>>43755461
>clown art girl
sounds perfect, you have my blessing

>>43755461
Sweet, fruit gummie girl getting some appreciation. I'll take it

would you a spanish cowSpaniard or a latin cow Latin american

Please do not play sad breakup songs to the succubi, sir.

>>43755470
There's a pro typesetter giving out lessons in (coincidentally) the fox thread on /monster/.
And even more coincidentally, most of the examples are Azure Lane foxboats.

What I'm saying is, this image could use work and you shouldn't have to settle for less when you could have more.

>>43755512
im going to play songs like heartbreaker, hot for teacher, and highway star to get glamrock 80 succs, objectively the sexiest succ

>>43755512
My whole house is wired up with traps that blast the saddest of breakup songs if a monster tries to break in. Home Alone but with monsters is way too easy to pull off

>>43755512
>Playing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette

>>43755512
How does she feel about suicide songs like Adam's song?

>>43755547
>Anon got the female version of Gary Glitter in Succ form.
>Anon is now the houseboy to an aging glam rock succ

>>43755512
>E1M1
Is this a marriage song for demons?

>>43754745
>ywn be indoctrinated into a scale worshiper by an evil snake cult
Man...

At this point I think I'm too jaded even for a monster girl.

>>43755512
Guess that's the last time I put on Highlander for her

>>43755606
>milk snake
Are you sure you walked into the right Egyptian themed cult meeting? This seems like a hathor follower, not a snake priestess

>>43755562
>Gary Glitter
so im 13? not bad
Imagine mawil Cyclist succ tho

>>43755620
I mean wouldn't it be a good idea to watch movies with sad stuff in them with a monstergirl? She'd probably get cuddly to assure herself she's not losing you.

>>43755627
The cult of the milk snake has a very large following I assure you. Their secret is making humans drink delicious milk loaded with a venom that makes them love snakes. Men can't get enough of the snake milk.

>>43755636
There's some old notion that monsters would neuter and censor human society.
It doesn't make sense, really.

>>43755654
Watching action movies with a Pyrow or a Hellhound sounds like it'd be fun. Or the whole smug squad for that matter.

選べ

>>43755701
For girls, you want a sappy romantic comedy. For smug girls, I'd suggest a scary movie if you hate scary movies, because that's basically free cuddles.
Action movies are probably best for fight-happy girls, like lizards and fire rats. And if she's nerdy, go with what the jaded masses call "capeshit".

So I defeated the Lizard girl boss but now everyone is mad at me.
How was I suppose to know that offices don't like it when you beat up the people working in upper management?
She really seems to like it though and even offered me a raise as my loot.

>>43755712
Horizontal pupils feel just wrong

>>43755612
Impossible. The things missing from your life—from the lives of every human being, then, now and forever—are without number or measure.
You just don't realize it because you haven't found them yet.

>>43755753
Yu-Gi-Oh holds some responsibility for my fetishes. The 3D models from Duelist of the Roses hit me right during puberty.

>>43755743
goat girls probably have them

>>43755159
What if I put one of them on a skateboard and push it down a (relatively gentle and small) slope?

>>43755720
I bet the Pyrow would insist on watching action movies like Die Hard or Hardcore Henry.
Tomboy monstergirls love pulse pounding shit.

>>43755819
When you blink, it'll have a pair of shades on and be mid kickflip

>>43755512
Is the GTA2 funami radio ok?

>>43755816
According to the Sabbath Grimoire, it seems Baphomet eyes are typically vertical slit pupils, but can change to horizontal on rare occasions (when getting mere'd by Onii-chan)

>>43755846
>it seems Baphomet eyes are typically vertical slit pupils
Ah, didn't expect KC to make them even more shit, but here we are.

>>43755816
>>43755846
Shame the goats don't have them (by default), but at least Barometz does.

>>43755828
You've been deluded by the waifufag. Pyrows are gal girls, gyarus, etc., not tomboys.
They operate in squads, so they'd probably insist on watching whatever is the hot new thing. Or something.

>>43755866
Bold of you to assume a gyaru can't also be a tomboy. She just pretends she doesn't have boyish interests.

if i buy a haunted clown themed bed
will it turn into a bogie or a bogey?

>>43755712
These two are super cute.

>>43755863
They are not goats!
They are powerful demonic beasts, foremost among monsters in strength, magic, and sexual ability!
Baphomet-sama would never...to a mere human...
It's called a charisma break and it's cute
Also, the original Baphomet, iirc, was a demon with the head of a goat, and not an actual goat demon.

>>43755552
That won't work well for Banshees, unsurprisingly.

I love Gazer. Truly, I do. It's more than just her looks and personality. She appeals to me on a deep, conceptual level.

Where do I find haunted videotapes and is there anyway to preview the ghost on them?

>>43755964
Go to a video store in an undead kingdom.

>his wife doesn't have wings
lmao, enjoy walking everywhere, NERD

>>43755964
I need more freckled tiddies.

How would Zipangese girls react if I went up to them and slanted my eyes?

>>43755985
I have yet to see any footage of flying Manticores.

>>43756000
Their eyes would open a fraction

>>43755985
>Those wings
How does she generate enough lift with those tiny things?

>>43756008
Oh yeah? Than what about this?
>>43756018
wings?

>>43756027
>Manticopter
Oh fuck she's cute! You're art has come a long way anon.

>>43755512
What if you quote a random break-up song to succubi trying to flirt with you?

>>43754476
you would know

>>43756027
Holy shit, I really am not safe from them after all. Miło wiedzieć że wciąż tu jesteś btw, obrazek naprawdę mi się podoba.

>>43756027
>"Man... I wish I could get some tailpussy..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing

>>43756018
Short answer is magic. Long answer is the wings can be expanded (using magic) to a a large enough size for flight. This occurs almost instinctively, much like how claws, fur, or scales will disappear as needed for certain... activities.

>How do manticores fly?
Google: >>43756100
Bing: >>43756027

>>43756117
Reddit is kill so of course we get their memes now.

>>43756027
What a dork

>>43756128
>Reddit is kill
wat?

>>43756138
Finally got what was comin to them.

>>43756138
Their jannies are on a strike.

if you find youre goat to be too goaty, say no.

>>43756043
thank you, I still have a long way to go
>>43756086
dziękuję, and no you're never safe from the airborne tailpussy brigades
>>43756097
I love the smell of venom in the morning.
>>43756132
Girls are the cutest at their dorkiest, the dorkiest the girl the cuter she is.
Batcats are the biggest dum dorks as it's their reproductive strategy.

Might she interest you in a tomato? It is a very special tomato grown in the fairy lands.

Lilim appreciation post, hag are based

>>43756268
>That artstyle
Isn't that the guy who made a ton of MGE inflation art?

>>43756268
Stumbling onto an ancient artifact of lilim mana marking, confident no monstergirl will assault me as, come on, where am I going to find a hag lilim with a huge ass to crush me? I will surely be safe, my albino succubi colleague says so.

>>43756304
Exactly! My albino secretary has said the same thing when she got me my marker from some collector she apparently knew.

>>43756341
I wouldn't call it a fetish but I have an obsession with typically high-class monsters being in positions that aren't that royal. Like a wight being the manager of a department store.

>>43756412
Probably for the best if they aren't in charge, they let even simple stuff, like (You), get to them

>>43755512
I’ll do worse, strap her in a chair and put on the entire discography of The Offspring until she snaps and becomes the ultimate philanthropist

>>43756526
cute

>>43756100
Manticores make my heart go doki doki

What level do I unlock the 6th sense ability to tell if a monster is already married so I don’t embarrass myself asking her out

>>43756586
just fuck her in front of her husband what are you gay?

>>43756526
why is this child looking at me like that?

>>43756618
holding hands and sharing an umbrella

>loli Salamander party member always goes with the most revealing female armor available without even thinking about it
>her top keeps falling off, leaving her to fight level 1 slimes while covering herself with one arm and blushing in embarasment
>always rushes ahead to open treasure, climb obstacles and crouch into low passages leaving you to stare at her behind
>wants to wrestle you for sparring at the inn's bed, this ends up mostly being you being given an up-close look at her body from every angle while playfully manhandling her
>the top almost comes off again, nearly landing you face first in bare loli chest
>similar antics go on daily with her being completely unaware of your internal monologue of "This damn kid.. This damn kid.."

>>43752158

>>43756634
Imagine not just putting the brat in anal mating press on day one, what a faggot

>>43756707
Salamander lolis are good girls, not brats.

But that doesn't mean anal mating press isn't a good idea.

>>43754576
>>43754596
>>43754612
it's already being handled.
mick fuck off.

Confusing an aggressive monster by walking up and asking for her consent before taking her to the bedroom! Missionary with held hands with hellhounds!

>>43756586
Unlocked by default on their end. They become unremarkable faceless bodies in the crowd, unless out with their husbando in full and blatant PDA.

>>43756864
I didn't want to destroy miraheze, but I'll stop at nothing. I am like an evil dragon, unstoppable.

>>43756968
what about the pussy, tits, mouth, and butthole?

we need an image of druella in an armchair with a post "mge is... reclining" after all this shit.

>>43757022
Close enough.

>>43755921
I’m still waiting on the true eldritch horror goat that lives in the abyss.
It would be a interesting reference if Shub-Niggurath was the mother of most of the older Baphomets in MGE since she is The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

>>43757052
You best be learning to draw.

>>43757059
Might not really have to, but I guess I could try and go off of these references to make something.

>>43757084

>>43757022
Kill yourself.

I'm going to go find an ancient evil who's still virgin and make fun of them for being virgin even after thousands of years!

Gachaniggers have ruined these threads.

>>43756864
Eat a dick aux

>>43757446
Schizo spic is still better than the schizo mick

I'm going to introduce a jinko to fried catfish and no one is going to stop me.

>>43757474
I would do the same, no idea why anyone would stop you.

>>43757493
But now here's another question.
Fries or no fries?

>ask a Kiki if she'd like to sleep with me
>her eyes light up with hearts and she starts lustfully blushing and drooling
>"Yes, mastah! YES! I'll please you!"
>come night time
>crawl into bed with Kiki and thank her for sleeping with me
>proceed to grab her and use her as a comfy body pillow and then fall asleep on the spot
>she's angry because I didn't clarify what kind of sleeping
I love taking advantage of Monsters quick to jump to conclusions!

>>43757518
>wake up to kiki sucking your dick
woe me

>>43757518
Sounds like a good way to get your morning wood sleep raped.

>>43757610
ngl I'd almost kill for a Kiki maid to take care of my morning wood every day. I have a problems with dry eyes and fapping in the bed to phone porn fucks up my eyes for almost almost half of the day.

Alright I just killed myself now all the Wisps are looking at me funny help!

>>43755245
Source on pic?

>>43755298
Rata-chan shouldn't be smoking, it'll stunt her growth.

>>43757710
These automatons are getting more craftier by the day. That remember anons look into the eyes to make sure if someone is inhuman or not.

>>43757677
Looks like a salvaged portion of an early iteration AI. The unusual shape of the left ear (on the right) gives it away. Also, gradient instead of two tone hair.

There have been a couple AI Cheshires floating around. Pic related. They seem like a fun species for practicing with prompts. Plenty of minute details.

Additional fun fact, that pic and this pic are the only Cheshires I've seen to date without any inner ear fluff when the art style would still allow for it.

>>43757710
I would sniff Mero's breath every day

>>43757725
The two tailed silver nail Cheshire the most rarest breed of Cheshire.

>>43757725
AI has come so far so fast

>>43757630
Nigga get some eye drops, you're gonna ruin your corneas.

Also I bet you have allergies--eye allergies cause the blood vessels on your eyelids to swell, which irritates the eye and causes it to secrete a lot of gunk. If you wake up with your lids sealed shut by crusty gunk, geg a hot wet towel and press it against your eyes . Follow up with 2-3 drops of antihistamine eye drops you can get over the counter(get the kind with preservative, non-preservative shit has a big chance of giving you a nasty infection).

Avoid leaving your window open at night and see if that helps. I also recommend a nebulizer/humidifier if you live in a dry climate.

Take care of your eyes son, and they'll take care of you

Dying happily in your monster wife's arms knowing that its all just roleplay so she can "kiss you back to life" like the dork she is

>>43757518
Implying Kiki wouldn't love that. Monsters love sexo but they love all kinds of touch and affection. Sure she might be a bit disappointed, but she'd probably conclude you were tired and turn around to face you and stroke your arms softly, play with your hair, give you neck and cheek kisses, and gently pull to sleep with your whole body buzzing with oxytocin

>>43757823
If you are curious about monstergirl AI art, there is a designated thread on /monster/ where you can laugh at the struggling machines.
Also, there's a model that turns girls into harpies (with abs and similar wardrobes)

>>43757876
You've been plugging that place hard today.

>>43757823
There is always this plastic-like feeling about AI. Even if it would do a lot better job you just know it was made by it.

>>43757878
Which is funny, considering how they normally go apeshit whenever their bunker is linked on the accursed "cuckchan"

>>43757886
I've seen a few models around that can do a really good cartoon look.

>>43757876
wonder how that anon is doing with his hellhound lora

>>43757878
I've been lurking there for months now, ever since I realized that place finally started getting non-schizo content more than twice a week.
Also, plenty of backlog to dig through if I wanted.

>>43757927
Nice try.

>AI
>vtumors
oh joy its that time again

>>43757927
>I've been lurking there for months now, ever since I realized that place finally started getting non-schizo content more than twice a week.
Ayy lmao. Gotta grab the popcorn and wait until you trip one of the 25673 hidden taboos there. As long as Aux is the admin, the place will never stop being a turbo schizo asylum. You're going to learn it the hard way, just like everyone else.

>>43757946
>REEEEEEEE STOP HAVING DISCUSSIONS LIKE HUMANS
>I NEED TO POST MORE BOATS AND ARGUE WITH THE IRISH
Man, fuck off. The thread has been dead for hours.

>>43757725
Always wondered if cheshire breath has any stink to it since cat breath tends to be quite foul. Still though, I'd sniff cheshire cat breath!

>>43757952
Let me guess can’t talk about transformations there?

>>43757952
Can't ban me if I never post. Also, I gave the rules thread a quick read. Good shit, unironically so.

>>43757721
I thought CPU Goddesses were flesh-and-bone girls.

>>43757958
>I NEED TO POST MORE BOATS AND ARGUE WITH THE IRISH
That almost made me spit out my drink.
Ah yes, the true /mgt/ experience.

>>43758007
If they were in a monster girl world I like to imagine them being automatons or maybe cyborgs since they’re parody versions of gaming consoles.

>>43758001
>Also, I gave the rules thread a quick read. Good shit, unironically so.
Anon thinks just reading the rules is enough, how cute. I'll stop shitting on them now as I'm not Irish, but you'll end up being disappointed just like everyone else who came before you, you'll see.

Cows are lame. I wish to taste only the rarest of milks: bapho milk.

>>43757990
MG TF has a designated thread, but it's usually full of crap.
Anyway, from the /monster/ rules thread:

>NO FURRY, GORE, KEMONO, MLP, VORE, OR HYPER (if it has a snout its out) Subsequent posting on how furries should be included or accepted on this board, or a anthro related taste argument will lead to a ban. Posting a picture of a furry oc will get you a weeklong ban, this is a monstergirl board, 90% of the internet is already kemono or furry friendly so keep that content out of this board.
>posting pornhub tier shit like vore, traps, netorare/netori/wifeswap, shemales and futa are auto bans.
>Traps are yaoi content and thus are banned from being posted here. These these types of posts will be deleted.
>If an official MG series like a manga or videogames has a furry or monsterboy do not get triggered, its not an oc or fursona its a character don't waste your time on it you can focus discussion towards ontopic content from that serialization.
And furthermore
>Hide threads, posts and content you don't like, do the best you can to self moderate (disclaimer this does not mean you can backseat mod) If you continuously mess with a thread in bad faith you will face a ban of considerable length.
>If you find a rule violation, do not go on a tirade, report it and move on, so don't rant or continuously reply to it.

>>43758045
I'd like to find that 10%. Does the containment zone in capybara count?

>>43758044
Goat's milk is easier on your digestion compared to cow's milk. Drawback is that it's not as tasty.

I know that's you, Frenchie.

>>43757958
I AM POSTING A BOAT!

>>43758054
Who even is that.

F-F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT
MONSTER FUCKERS
>Whaddaya playin?
>Whaddaya drinkin?
>Whaddaya listenin to?

>>43758045
All I’m getting from this besides the main stuff I already know should never be posted is can’t talk about abyssal stuff that much. So I’m not even gonna mess around with that site I’d just post here or capybarachan instead.

>>43758077
>Whaddaya playin?
Crying Suns
>Whaddaya drinkin?
Beer, I hate strong alcohol
>Whaddaya listenin
Nothing, I don't like music

>>43758045
/monster/ is a garbage board.

It used to be good, but content creation dropped like a rock a few years back, even before infinity chan died when the board owner went on a power trip banning and running off drawfags and anons who posted anything worth while, just to appease the schizos and aspies. It's been on life support ever since, waiting for someone to pull the plug.
Kinda similar to what's been going on here in /mgt/ for the past couple months with spergs running amuck, shitting on anything interesting being posted.

>>43758074
Nta but I think he’s the frog poster that posts a frog girl flipping off the viewer but not sure. That I could be wrong for I don’t keep up with all the drama that happens in these threads it’s just stupid and childish to me.

>>43758102
My favorite things I saw are when anons called mgc and magus too grimdark.

>>43758077
>Playing
Gacha as I'm just relaxing on bed.
>Drinking
Coming off a mix of Tequila, Vermouth, and vodka
>Listening to
VIdya shitposts.

>>43758102
>Kinda similar to what's been going on here in /mgt/ for the past couple months with spergs running amuck, shitting on anything interesting being posted.
I haven't seen anything worthwhile get shit on in the last few months, it's always either /tg/ trash with Military Shit And Random Word Capitalization or obvious shitposts.

>>43758118
I bet she gives great hugs.

How do I keep mud dauber-chan and spider-chan from fighting?

Aren't like these altchans half or fully dead?

>>43758077
>Whaddaya playin?
nothing
>Whaddaya drinkin?
decaf coffee
>Whaddaya listenin to?
old cartoons on tv as background noise

>>43758102
If it was good it wouldn't be shit on.

>>43753159
You get three for free!

>>43758127
>Military Shit
God I remember that a couple weeks back. Like why though shit doesn’t make any damn sense to be in these kinds of threads.
That I feel the monster girl fandom is cursed and I blame it on MGE and MGQ kinda coming out at the same time so people’s taste in monster girls are far different from one another.
Where some anons want monster girls to full on kill them or fight them to the death while other anons want to be in a happy relationship with a monster girl, it’s all a mess.

>>43758091
>be slave in the pharaoh's land
>my anubis foreman makes me follow her around all day
>have to act as her seat if none are available, and sometimes even if they are
>one of the sphinxes guarding the palace has it out for me
>likes to make up impossible riddles for me and leave me panting under the effects of her curse
>this makes me late to the anubis' appointments and results in more punishment
>suddenly one day, the kingdom is invaded
>a strange snake woman and her army takes the capital by storm
>stay huddled for days while the fight rages on
>after everything quiets down, I get a knock on my door
>it's the palace guards
>they are wearing a new uniform, adorned with amethysts
>they tell me to report for my new post
>I am dragged to the palace, where a smiling man (our new king consort, apparently) shows me to my office
>my old boss and the sphinx guard are there, kneeling on the floor, completely naked
>my new job is the anubis' old job, with them as my assistant slaves
>far from resenting me both look at me with a crazed and lustful but adoring expression
>the sphinx hands me a list of all the riddles she knows and their answers
Long live the snake queen!

>>43758163
Yes, fracturing the monster girl community for no reason means almost everywhere is some shade of dead.
>>43758166
Everything is bad to someone.

>>43757958
>>43758009
>>43758058
>replying to yourself
Sad.

>>43758174
>I feel the monster girl fandom is cursed and I blame it on MGE and MGQ kinda coming out at the same time so people’s taste in monster girls are far different from one another.
No, it's because there is a streak of the monster girl community that isn't in it for the monster girls, they're in it for the hugbox waifu shit attached to it. Most anons playing mgq and succubus prison aren't like
>"oh yeah, man, death, I wanna try that."

>>43758159
fuck both of them

>>43758184
>"oh yeah, man, death, I wanna try that."
I mean there are some anons like that.

>>43758082
Abyssal monsters do in fact have their own thread on /monster/ and it's pretty comfy by the board's rather low standards.

>>43758184
>Most anons playing mgq and succubus prison aren't like
Oh boy, I think I know where you are from. Why do you even bother coming to /mgt/ if you don't care for the "hugbox waifu shit", I don't get it

>>43758181
Bitch

>>43758191
There is but it's the monster girl community and you already have >>43758193 proving me right about why it's all is so fragmented.

>>43758196
Nice inspect element, faggot.

>>43758202
Bitch

>>43758202
We don't sign our posts here

>>43758175
Finally, a good fucking greentext. Bless you anon.

>>43758077
>Whaddaya playin?
Zelda: Oracle of Ages
>Whaddaya drinkin?
Water
>Whaddaya listenin to?
Hello Meteor

>>43758200
>fragmentation bad
This thread isn't exactly hurting for newfags, we're the fastest imageboard monster girl community. Sounds like you're from one of the smaller ones trying to piggyback on our popularity.

>>43758233
>Zelda: Oracle of Ages
My first experience with fairies and their bullshit.

oh look, he broke again

Here we go again. EVERY FUCKING DAY.