/jp/ - Otaku Culture

inb4 attention whores posting images

But Tsukasa is a slut, so yeah.

You are a true bro.

http://www.mediafire.com/?atkztdotkzn

Here's the psd

People from /a/ should stay in /a/.

>>4377276
You don't need to repost your shit, man. He's going to get everything no matter how often you do it.

Actually maybe he should remove anything posted more than once out of spite.

Faaaaascinating...

>>4377277
Everyone on /jp/ is either from /a/ or a newfag, dumbass.

>>4377286
I think everyone is constantly reposting it for trolling purposes

I'm even seeing it on /tg/

>>4377277
>>>/a/30996189
No need to be an attention whore and spam them in every board.

this isn't supposed to be an organized thing where people just want to get their image into the the collage that's being made

you guys have lost sight of the point

>>4377296
Yes, because posting furry is such an easy troll that everyone flips out over it

>>4377308
....what is the point? We're doing it the way we think will turn out the best, that's all.

>>4377308

>4376626
>Oh good, so I'm not the only person who thinks this has become overexposed and lacking in quality. Too many people just grabbing some food (or not even, in some cases), putting up a picture of some anime girl, and taking a picture of it.
>I blame /a/.

This anon got everything right.

>>4377314
Seems to be working thus far

>>4377314
It's not as if 4chan has mods to take care of it

>>4377324
Yeah, beacuse /jp/ - richfags only, amirite?

>>4377350
/jp/ don't post half ass picture just for the sake of getting into the collage but of course I can't speak for everyone.

>>4377350
>It's not about money, it's about showing the extent of your love.
>Taking a picture of your monitor that just happens to have a fullscreen picture of your waifu is easy.

>Just be creative. That one guy before complained about how hard it was to make paper cranes and only made one. Why not decorate the surrounding of the monitor with the misshapen, broken cranes, with that one perfect crane right there in front of the monitor? That would be fine, and would hardly cost you anything due to how cheap paper is.

There has always been a mix of extravagant and simple pictures in these collages. Complaining that the final result "isn't good enough" is silly, what matters is the feelings the person has, not their silly photos.

>>4377368
I think the Lucario guy did the best he could

He looks total ghetto trash

>>4377411
DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T TELL THE FEELINGS OF A PERSON IN A PICTURE

>>4377415
Maybe. Only problem is, he's black.

>>4377415
the lucario guy is from /v/

>>4377430
My waifu loves me very much and I'm not going to take this kind of insult to our relationship, good day to you.

>>4377436
Black, Dell Laptop, TV Dinner table

Yeah, he's totally poor yet he still showed his nigger love

>>4377439
No I'm not =(

I posted on there because I knew it would throw the board into chaos.

>>4377411
>There has always been a mix of extravagant and simple pictures in these collages. Complaining that the final result "isn't good enough" is silly, what matters is the feelings the person has, not their silly photos.

OH HEY I LOVE MY FICTIONAL 2D WAIFU SO MUCH THAT I NEED POST THEM ON THE INTERNET.

The feelings is between you and the object of your affection, there is no need to post them on the internet.

>>4377453
>>4377453
THIS

>>4377436
>Look at me I'm being racist on the internet. Am I cool yet?

>>4377453
I love my husbando (Lucario) so I decided to post him on the internet to proclaim my love

At first the pictures were cute, let a little corner of the internet with similar ways/lifestyles share their love for their waifus.

Its gotten completely out of hand now, majority of the people are doing it as a joke.

>>4377453
What if you just want to share you and your waifu's joy with everyone else? It's like sending out a wedding photo.

>>4377476

>>4377453
In the past doing this was a fun bonding experience with the rest of the board. It was something like "hey, even thought we don't know each other, we're all celebrating and having fun together! At the same time we can express our 2d love!" Sharing is part of the process, and complaining that people didn't put enough effort into their pictures kills the board unity that these events created in the past.

>>4377502
and? If folks are enjoying themselves, thats enough - each to their own

>>4377472
It's not about whether any of us are or are not racists, can't you just see that allowing this would cause us an unnecessary amount of trouble in the future that we might not be able to deal with?

How the hell can you manage to be elitist about something like this?

I'm pissed off that people are ruining the real tradition behind it all with all this newfag shit like furries

>>4377519
human nature - go to a hospice, you'll find people comparing tumour sizes - I shit you not.

>Elitist
>Waifu Threads
>A committee of us will decide who gets to bet in the collage based on quality

HAHAHAHA WAT

I'd post my waifu picture but I dont' think this is serious anymore..

>>4377510
The images are getting too big because half of them are just joke images.

>>4377542
its as serious as you want it to be

What a wonderful day.

What really needs to be done is the removal of all the joke ones

Like Putin, Lenin and such

>>4377548
wheat and chaff - taken from them what you will

>>4377508
Personally I find that people just treating this like a joke are ruining it most. There used to be some sincerity in all this, but now that's covered behind all the halfassed pictures made for the sole purpose of getting attention for themselves.

>>4377569
>>4377548
I am dissapoint

>>4377585
this is the internet - people are like that

>>4377586
You talk in memes; of course you are.

Put my picture in the wrong thread on accident.


;__; Happy Valentine's Day your highness.

Obligatory.

Removing the joke images because the collage is too large makes sense, but judging them based on how much effort went into it is too far. As is elitism about the sincerity of the person.

>>4377613
That's a cake?!!

She is my star!

>>4377615
Elitist lists are always better though

>>4377630

It was the first time I baked a cake for Yuki, but yes.

Next Valentine's will be better. I promise.

>>4377601
Lelouch didn't even acknowledge your presence

>>4377504
>>4377508
>we're all celebrating and having fun together!

Please dont sugarcoat these kind of words.
Deep down you all know it isn't about that.
It is about your own jealousy of seeing normalfags going out with their girlfriend on valentine day or christmas that compelled you guys to take photo of fictional date with your fictional 2D waifu.
If you guys are sincere about this you wouldn't wait till it is valentine day or any other special occasion to do this and would shower your waifu with lavish date throughout the whole year.

In before replies bashing me or asking me to go back to /r9k/ or elsewhere.

I'm tired of seeing all the cheap acer monitors.

iPhone camera is pretty terrible, my other camera is damaged.

Momizi deserves good chocolates.

>>4377650
Bland troll is bland

>>4377650
by that logic no-one would do anything special for their 3d loved one on those days either, which is not the case.

>>4377660
"Momizi! I'm home!"
"Master!"
As you push the front door closed Momizi bounds up to you joyfully to cover your face in small quick kisses, there certainly are worse things to come home to! Ever since you married Momizi life has been nothing short of bliss, endless days of idyllic joy as you share one another's company and love. The 'master' bit was a little embarrassing at first, you even asked her to call you by your name when it started, but as you learned more about her culture and realized it was hurting her feelings to tell her to stop you've been much more comfortable with it.
"Whoa Momizi! Let me get my shoes off first!"
"Ah! Sorry Master, I'm just happy you're home."
Letting up in her assault she holds onto your shirt beaming at you as you remove your shoes, watching her tail whipping back and forth happily is so cute you simply have to ruffle her hair and stroke her ears.
"I'm happy to see you to love."
Her big soulful eyes melt and she blushes, staring deeply into yours she says.
"Say that again."
"What?"
"Love, it's a nice word."
"Anything you say love."
Offering her your arm you grin and ask her.
"Shall we?"
Giggling she accepts and the pair of you stroll happily into the living room, waiting for you at the table (one of those low Japanese affairs that you find all over the place in Gensokyo) is your slippers and a paper next to a cup of tea.
Releasing Momizi you put on the slippers and sit down gratefully to drink your tea, the paper can wait while Momizi is around.

Taking her place next to you she talks animatedly about her day telling you about working with Aya on the paper and where's she been, you're more than glad to listen to your lovely wife chat happily to you and when the time comes she asks you about your day.
That's why your relationship works so well, you honestly enjoy talking to one another about everything. Momizi isn't just your wife, she's your best friend!

>>4377678
"So how is Rinnosuke?"
"Same as he ever was, I had to spend most of the day trying to convince him that telemarketing wouldn't work in Gensokyo."
Momizi closes her eyes and nods sagely, despite the fact you know she has no idea what telemarketing is.
"We should find him a wife."
"Momizi, he may be my friend but he's also my boss. I don't think he'd appreciate my interfering with his private life."
"Nonsense! You know he always listens to you." You give her a pained look.
"Well if you say so master."

"By the way Momizi," You reach into your bag that you set down by the table.
"I got you a present!"
"Ooooh! What is it! What is it?" Excited like a child she scrambles all over you happily occasionally giving you a peck or nibble of affection, you like to bring her little tokens of love from Kourindou's once in a while because of her adorable reaction. As you slide your hand into the rucksack she begins to chew gently on your ear.
"He-hey! Cut that out, it tickles!"
Giggling lasciviously she puts her hands on your shoulders and props her head next to yours.
"What'd you get me master?"
"No peeking!"
"D'awww."

>>4377666
Thanks for proving my point.
You even want to act like normalfag even when your girlfriend is 2D.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&ref=asia
This guy here is a hero unlike you people.

>>4377685
Settling down she fidgets as she struggles to wait patiently, it's so adorable you take your time finding what you're looking for just so you can watch her a little longer.
"Oh, now where did I put that?"
"Stop teasing me master!"
Oops! Busted, alright clever girls get their reward I guess. Slowly you pull out a long oblong wrapped in bright red paper and golden foil topped with a red and white ribbon, placing it in her hands her eyes light up and her tail makes a 'whump whump whump' noise as it hits the floor behind her.
"What is it master! It's shiny!" First she caresses it with her hands as her eyes drink in every detail, next she holds it to an ear and shakes it, finally she sniffs it and she smiles even wider.
"Smells really good! What is it? Huh? Huh?"
You beam your smile back at her, she's such an appreciative girl that she takes care to examine every detail before opening a present, she even saves things like wrapping paper instead of ripping it.
"That my lovely Momizi, is a bar of the finest chocolate."
"What's chocolate?"
Looking confused she forgets the little package in her hands for a moment and looks at you for answers.
"It's a kind of sweet made from a kind of plant that doesn't grow in Gensokyo, it's very popular back in my world. Here, I've got more in my bag."

>>4377615
We're not talking about demanding a day of preparation for each date. For me, it's enough if it's an actual food item and not a fucking guitar or something, and that it's something that should take more than 10 seconds to eat.

>>4377690
As you pull out the rest of the sweet smelling blocks of rich dark chocolate Momizi springs forwards and knocks you down, as she attacks you with a fresh wave of rapid wet kisses she babbles at you.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
Such a silly girl, she hasn't even opened it yet! But that's one of the things you love about her, she cares more about the thought behind the present than the present itself. Catching her chin you bring her face close to yours and give her a long, slow kiss to calm her down. She feels good in your arms, her pert chest with breast neither too big or too small is pressed up against you and by the awkward way she's tackled you her knee is resting just slightly against your crotch rubbing gently on it making you painfully hard. Your free hand slides up her thigh, only just going under her skirt, as you hold her with the kiss. You can feel the heat of her already, vaguely you wonder what she might've been doing while you were gone.

since this is /jp/ shouldn't the photos be about receiving chocolates instead?

http://blog.livedoor.jp/insidears/archives/52206076.html

no fuck you pygmalion

>>4377696
Finally you let her go, she's reluctant to be released and tries to lean in for another kiss, her present forgotten for now, but you hold off a little and tell her.
"Go on, open it."
Grinning she lays a hand on the bulge in your trousers making you jump, running a finger up it she reaches for your zip.
"M-Momizi!"
With another seductive little giggle she kisses you again before getting off of you, now you're the one who feels reluctant to let go. Sitting back up you see her reach for the bar you gave her as she carefully breaks the seal on the wrapper, running her fingernails under the fold she gently opens it up to reveal the dark block of aromatic chocolate underneath. The logo stamped on each square is of a brand you don't recognize, but from the smell and the packaging it's of incredibly high quality.

Reaching your hand over you break off a line of four square and hold it up to her, she watches you with alluring eyes and holds your gaze as you hold the chocolate up to her mouth. Parting her cute pink lips she extends her tongue slightly and takes it into her hot little mouth, rather than bite it off she sucks upon it making it melt. All the while she gazes at you with those sexy eyes.

>>4377691
That chocolate took me atleast 5 minutes to eat with Lucario

That was a huge fucking piece of chocolate


And why can't someone shred out on a guitar with their waifu for a date?

>>4377696
Feeding Momizi the chocolate becomes an erotic game, only an hour through the door and you two are already at it! Well you are newly weds so it's hardly surprising.

She's managed to smear some of it on the side of her lips, rather than let her lick it off you lean over and plant a kiss there to clean it for her. As you do she leans over and gives your neck a quick nip, her teeth sinking softly into your exposed flesh sends a hot flush of blood through your body. She only ever bites when she's feeling very frisky, leaning back she looks at you coyly before bending down and eating the rest of the chocolate from your hand. Her wet tongue licking and running up and down your fingers until you pull it from her mouth making a tiny 'pop!'.

She grins and makes a growling noise at you, taking her in your arms you sit her upon you lap. Neither of you caring that your straining erection is pressing up against her fiercely hot snatch through your clothing. Resting her heard on your left arm you feed her more chocolate, teasing her by pulling it away at the last second and making her strain up to get it without using her hands her teeth snapping.

On a whim you place some in your mouth and lean in to kiss her, as you do you pass the chocolate into he mouth but what surprises you is that she pushes it back into yours smooshing the tasty lump back and forth you continue to play with one another like this.

>>4377678
This is a ronery thread, no sluts allowed.

>>4377650
You think we're joking? If you're smart enough, sooner or later you'll figure out the true nature of 3D and find a pure, loving waifu of your own.

>>4377704
While your mouths play you reach a hand under her skirt and feel her crotch, she gives a little sigh as you do so and you can feel just how aroused she it. Her panties have become soaked with her excitement, sliding them to one side you slowly insert your middle finger into her hot tight hole sending her shuddering with excitement. It takes some shifting to do but you manage to free your other hand to continue feeding her chocolate as you move you finger in and out of her, inside you can feel her muscles squeezing you almost trying to suck your nimble digit in deeper. As her aroused cries grow louder you push another finger inside and position your thumb to rub against her erect little clitoris, she moans and bites your finger playfully as you place another square into her mouth. Grinning you pick up the pace, squishing your hand against her wet cunt faster making her buck her hips in response. Continuing at a frenzied pace you almost slide out as she moves he body in response, as you kiss her sliding your tongue into her mouth you push a third finger into her. Eyes snapping open the effect is almost immediate and she breaks off the kiss to wail her orgasm, her boddy shuddering against yours you support her back and work your elbow even faster bringing her off again almost straight after the first wave of pleasure hit her. Her fingers tear at your clothes pulling what they can off and as her cries of estacy end she bites your exposed nipple, you cry out half in pain half in arousal.

>>4377703
Because all he did was take it off the wall and put it over his keyboard.

>>4377710
Pushing you back against the table she begins to frantically undress the rest of you, you try to do your best to return the favor but her frenzied ministrations make it hard to do leaving her half clothes. Which, admittedly just lends to how sexy she looks.

Forced to support yourself against the table with you arms you can do nothing as takes your swollen cock in her delicate hands, looking back up at you with those incredibly erotic eyes she begins to caress and stroke it's length with one hand while rubbing your balls with the other.

"Feed me morrrre." Her voice is growling at you, as often she does when in a high state of arousal. Unwrapping another bar you slide more chunks of chocolate in her mouth, greedily she accepts it dripping a string of slobber onto your cock. As she chews making little enthusiastic noises she runs her little finger in circles around your ass hole, not putting it in but simply caressing the sensitive skin around it. Shaking and about to come you arch your back, but she quickly grabs your cock by the base and squeezes hard on it refusing you your orgasm. Desperately you look at her and beg.
"Pl-please! I'm going to cum!"
Pushing her mouthful into her cheeks she smiles enticingly.
"Not yet, you'll love this."

>>4377707
>Trojan

OMG WAT R U DOING
THAT IS A CHILD

>>4377707
>>4377707
Why don't you look through the pictures.
Clearly at least half of the posted pictures are joke materials.

>>4377678
>>4377685
>>4377690
>>4377696
>>4377700
>>4377704
>>4377710

My Valentines Day is now perfect. (ノ∇・、)

>>4377724
Pushing the hair out of her face she looks down at your straining member and opens her mouth, sliding out comes melted chocolate mixed with her spit that coats your penis in a thick layer. First she rubs it in, then eagerly she takes it into her mouth.

Her head bobs up and down before you and it's all you can do to keep your self undercontrol as her mouth sucks, licks and nibbles your cock clean and her hand plays with your balls that are ready to burst. Licking around the rim of your helmet and then carefully running her tongue along your urethra finally does the job and you unleash a load of hot white cum into her hungry mouth, not letting you go she keeps licking and sucking every drop from your balls as you feel yourself pumping the biggest load of your life into her.

"M-Momizi!"
She takes your cock out of her mouth for just a moment, steam practically pouring off of it and out of her mouth.

"Ah! You better not loose this!"
And with that she slides the full length of your cock deep into her throat, so shocked are you that you almost cum again there and then but a preemptive squeeze from her tightly gripping hand sees an end to that.

>>4377731
"I love you Momizi!"
You cry as she moves her head up and down once again, sliding your cock in and out of her throat. She gags, poor girl must be unable to keep it up and as she comes up for breath a stream of thick red blood pours from her mouth and onto your waiting penis. With a wretched whooping sound another wave of her sticky blood shoots forth from her mouth covering your pelvis until it spills onto the floor in it's crimson wetness. Horrified you reach for her.

"That was great!"

She grins at you through blood stained teeth and wags her tail, she's enjoying this?

"Momizi! Are you okay?" It's a stupid question, she just vomited blood!
"I nearly came doing that, come on! Let's Fuck!" Nuzzling you she leaves streaks of her own blood on your chest as she badgers you saying.

"Come on! Fuck! Let's fuck!"

It's sick.
It's wrong.
It's terrifying.
But you want it.

>>4377737
Reasoning that if she was in pain you'd stop, that if she wants to have sex still then she must be fine, you carefully stand up with her and wipe the blood from your genitals. She kisses you again, instead of the sweet taste of chocolate you're met with the iron taste of the woman you love's blood. It's repulsive, yet intensely erotic.

Turning around she leans against the table, sticking her rear out towards you. She loves to be taken in this way and usually insists on it, as you take your cock in your hand ready to begin she move uses one of her own part her cheeks. But as you go to penetrate her she grabs it and stops you.

"Nuh, uhh! The other one!"
"You, you want it in the ass?" That's not like her.
"Yeah, I'm really desperate for it!"
She waves her rear at you in demonstration and rubs her butt up against you, steadying her you hold her back in place and spread her ass hole open.
"Ngh!"
Her little moans are different now, before it was pure pleasure but now it's tinged with a hint of pain and desperation. Playfully you insert the head of your manhood into her and give a slight thrust before removing it,

"Nyaa! Doooon't! I want it! Want it bad!"

You've never seen her so aroused before, her love juice is literally running down her legs and her skin is flushed red. Isn't chocolate an aphrodisiac?

wat

>>4377698
I believe most of us seek out those pictures on our own and enjoy them, but it's not much to take a picture of and post here.

>>4377744
Slowly you push your cock into her little ass hole, it's a very tight fit and it takes a lot of will power to not just jam it in. You don't want to hurt her after all. As you enter her she pants and grits her teeth, when you finally get in down to the hilt she sighs and shivers. She's really enjoying this.

Keeping that same slow pace you begin to push in and out of her, the ring of her hole puckering around your cock as you do. She's so tight it's almost hard to move, but it feels amazing to have her muscles grip and pull at you member. You tried anal once before but she complained that it didn't do anything for her, but now she moaning and writhing on the table as her legs shake.

"F-faster! Please! I want to cum again!"

She wants it faster? She must be immensely turned on for her to behave like this, for a moment your worry considering the blood puke but it's soon cast from your mind as she takes the initiative and starts grinding her butt into your crotch to make you go faster.

You build up pace, it feels soooo good, soon your pounding her anus relentlessly and she almost screaming as each orgasm ripples through her tightening every muscle making you stagger with pleasure.

"Nyyaaaa! Oh god! I'm gonna cum again!"
"Me. Too!" You say through clenched teeth.
"Come with me!"

Slowing down you try and get in sync with her responsive thrusts, soon together you've got an amazing pattern of mutual pleasure going on. You can feel it as her body tenses up in readiness, your own orgasm has you loosing the strength in your legs but you refuse to give into weakness.

>>4377715
Seriously, thats cool

What the hell is your problem

Is this really my sweet Pygma-chan...?

>>4377751
"Oh! Oh! Oh god! I'M CUMMING!"

She shrieks as a final massive orgasmic movement wreaks havoc with her body, her arms give way and she smacks into the table uncaring with her eyes tightly shut against the pleasure. The muscles of her anus go crazy gripping and releasing you madly.

Just as you reach your own orgasm you go to pull out, but as you do so something wet and soft pulls free with you. Bursting forth from her ass hole just after your cock comes coil after coil of slimy intestine, some of which is still entangled with your penis, it slithers over it's self piling up on the floor glistening with a strange fluid. Momizi is screaming in pain now and you look to see her vomit another wave of thick blood, blood even leaks from her ass hole as more tubes of intestines burst forth from her.

Even as this scene unfolds making your stomach heave, even as your lovely wife dies in front of your eyes, you cannot control your body. A stream of pearly white globs are emitted from your cock and onto the stinking pile of your beloved's guts.

"I-I came."

>>4377756
No. now shut the fuck up about her.

>>4377707
>>4377728
Like mother, like daughter.

>>4377707
Now this is a nice picture, fulfilling all the basic demands quite well. Though I don't really appreciate toddlerkon, but that's just my person opinion.

>>4377762
Nice ending （ ´Д｀）

>>4377779
>basic demands

and this is exactly why I don't come here much

Oh man I didnt notice this new thread until now
I guess I'll repost my pic here, if you dont mind

>>4377789
You won't be missed if you leave here now.
Take care and happy valentine,

>>4377707
So you grabbed a plate of snack food and placed it next to your monitor

You probably didn't even eat it all and put it back afterwords. Try for a real meal next time

>>4377795
reposting will get you banned from the elitist collage!

>>4377801
Don't be stupid, who the hell eats cinnamon rolls for a snack?

>>4377650

You have a point, although it just feels nice to do these things. It feels... I guess I could say.. heart-warming, when done on a somewhat-special day.

>>4377802
;_; I just thought it'd be okay to repost because I posted it in the old thread after the creation of this new one.
But whatever this doesnt affect my fun times with mai waifu at all~

>>4377801
I baked those just for her, who eats cold cinnamon buns?

>>4377807
A whole fucking plate? They probably ate one and put it back in the kitchen

in case anyone was forgetting how horrible a 3d girl can be, look at

>>>/r9k/7502238

>>4377820
No, they were finished. How is it any different from eating just cake?

It's a special day for us and she wanted something sweet, I'm not about to deny her that.

>>4377850
He's just trolling, ignore him.

QUALITY camera.

Its kind of funny how some people bith about how you should spend a lot of money/effort in these, but then there are some very charming ones with almost nothing in them. Especially http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1266170810971.jpg is like this

...sorry to disappoint you guys. I'm a normalfag. I'm only passing through to wish everyone a happy Valenine's Day. So... Happy Valenine's Day!

>>4377918
reported for underage b&

>>4377918
I hope you enjoy yours, too. If you have a life outside of /jp/, anime, VN:s and other fun stuff, dont spend too much time browsing /jp/, your friends might get mad at you!

Breakfast with Mio was relaxing on this fine sunny day.

>>4377918
Image taken over a year ago.

>>4377951
I was sure you were speaking about the Mio from K-ON! before opening the pic - thanks for the surprise.

>>4377967
Dohoho.

>>4377940
I only browse after 3am and before work, so nobody I talk to even knows I go here unless I send them a funny picture I discovered. Feels good man.

>>4377926
Funny story, I've graduated already. I pick her up from school, a friend took that pic. Been out almost two years. It's like living the dream, but in 3d.

Romantic evening just drinking bubbly with the waifu.

Oh, mine was posted here >>4377340 in the older thread after this thread was created.

>>4377967
>>4377967
Someone do a quick picture with Nagisa but replaced it with RAID.

>>4377994
You live in SoCal? I think I might have seen you before. Might have even went to my high school.

Hey I went to bed a while back, can someone post the compilation up until now please?

>>4378003
It is very cute, congrats for taking such a nice pic without using anything fancy in it.

>>4378038
Aww thanks! I really didn't put much effort into it but it did come out well, huh?~

>>4378007
No, Central KY actually. I do have a clone out in SoCal though, you aren't the first person to have seen "me" out in Cali. I'm told SoCal me is just like CenKen me. I've heard it from multiple freinds who live out there (Who don't know eachother, so no chance of a big prank.) Am I a Cylon? Should I start asking people if they're alive and then start making out with them before everything explodes?

>>4377967
Oh you.

My bad guys, net died but thankfully came back up. Anyway I'll start using this shitty trip just because the previous Anon was well... an Anon and you didn't really know who was really answering when asking a question etc.

Anyway getting psd now and starting on it. Again I will be selective so if you're not doing it because of your waifu, don't do it at all. Even so, don't threat, as I mentioned before, the things I'll leave out are trolls, furries or asshats that think posting your dick on the internet is TEH FUNOLOLOLxD!! As for bad images, like it was the case with >>4376732, if you repair it in the allocated time as he did here >>4377218, I'll recheck it and if it passes the limitations I mentioned above you're good to go.

Also don't start complaining about being poorfags. If you really care enough about your waifu to spend Valentine's with her, it doesn't matter what you give her. As someone was mentioning above, you don't really spend your day like that for us or to be put in some collage, you spend it because you want to. That image is just a means of sharing your happiness with everyone here ヾ(＞ワ＜)ノ♪

Finally I'll try to address any questions here. Just don't lose your motivation to the trolls and impatient /a/sshats bros （￣へ￣）

Oh wow, forgot how to set a trip and had to went to the FAQ section (～¯ ▽¯)～

>>4377661
Привет Кладовачка. Как поживаешь ?

Horo + garlic chips guy from earlier thread. Anons brave words encouraged me to return some bottles and I bought some apples for mai waifu. Unfortunately my cameras SD-card broke down, so I had to take this with a 2,8 megapixel mobile phone camera. Please excuse me.

>>4378084
Are you going to post an updated pic every now and then or only when the 14th ends?

Cake was delicious btw.

>>4378100
Fuck, it looks delicious.

>>4378097
>so I had to take this with a 2,8 megapixel mobile phone camera

Nice, I have an E63 too

>>4378100
That is a pretty nice looking cake.

>>4378098
I will, just don't get that impatient about it. Since the last Anon stopped doing it, images have been piling up. Above that I have to see what's already in and what's not.

also >>4377967
Ha ha, you confused me there for a second. Remembered something similar from Christmas and had to go look through there and see why. Though I was worried for nothing since the one there was with Chachamaru

>>4378097
Seven apples too, huh?

Hey, I found this recipe on /ck/, and figured I'd give it to you too. Might be nice to do for your waifu some day.
---
Anyway, get three or four apples. Wash them. Cut them in half. Cut out the seeds. I like them with rind, so I don't cut it off. Slice them, not to thick, not to thin. 0,5 cm is a max.

Arrange them on a baking tray. Those perforated ones are the best, so the heat gets applied evenly. If you only have the regular ones you'll need to flip them over after some time.

Sprinkle with cinnamon.

Preheat the oven to 180 Celsius, put them in. Leave the oven doors slightly opened if you want your chips to be crunchy. They take about an hour to make. After they are dry take them out and let them get cold - they might still be soft when hot.

Enjoy your healthy snack.

Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/!

>>4378142
I was wondering why you didn't post yet.

>>4378142
Should we allow the 3-D into the collage?

>>4378150
no

>>4378150
No

>>4378150
Why not? Idols are as unreal as completely fictional characters.

>>4378142

>>4378150
I don't give a damn.

>>4378164
>>4378150
>>4378142

samefag, 3d is pig distusting

>>4378150
/jp/ isn't a board restricted to animu content, therefore I support the use of 3D waifu in this collage.

>>4378084
...4chan has a FAQ? I didn't think there was anything trustable here. No offense bros.

>>4378164
They may be completely fake but they still have typical 3d faults under their shell.

>>4378150
It was in the Christmas collage, and so was Josef Stalin, so I don't see why not.

>>4378150
They are a part of /jp/, even though no one likes them.
I say, sure. But no more than one.

>>4378150
no, 2d is the only true ones

>>4378177
Stalin was more myth than man, therefore he gets to be here.

>>4378135
Thanks for this little recipe, anonymous. I got to try this for the next holiday that happens to come by.

>>4378197
No problem, my brother.

>>4378150
3D is indeed pig disgusting, but I don't mind that much if they have the same kind of dedication to their idols that we have to our waifus.

>>4378224
>>4378184
>>4378177

Ugh, shut up you stupid retarded samefaggot. It's not going on the collage, and if you DO put it on there, I'll deliberately rip it off and flood /a/ with the non-3D version. IT'S NOT GOING ON THERE.

>>4378233

Cool reverse psychology there aniki

>>4378233
You sure sound like someone who spends too much time on /a/ and who thinks that 2D is the only D acceptable when cherishing a waifu of your dreams.

>>4378233
>flood /a/
Perhaps you should stay there.
No, really, get the fuck out. How does flooding /a/ affect us at all, you idiotic little faggot?

Is this not a /jp/-native thread? It seems rather high strung, with all the accusations of "samefag", rage reaction images, and posters talking about /a/. Maybe I should have waited until later tonight..

And I just said to not fall for trolls. It's as he says. He was in the Christmas one and will be in this as well. Anyone that went 3DPD HURRRR and wasn't a troll is just a visiting /a/sshat. Now I have nothing against any of you, but get that rubber dick out of your ass and realize this is a different board bros.

only /jp/s known tripfags should be allowed on collage

Hey kids. So where's the current official collection picture at?

hoppan on dat bandwagon

>>4378272
There isnt really a current one, but I think that guy is going to post one at some point.
Be patient and browse the threads :)

>>4378266
>>4378257
>>4378237

Reported. I guess I'll have some work to do tomorrow...

>>4378277
>bandwagon

this is why its gone to shit

>>4378259
To be perfectly honest it seems that right now the thread is full of alot of people from /a/ who don't fully understand the concept of the /jp/ board (inb4 umeniko+touhou related relipes).

Coming back later with a reproposition to your image would be a good idea, then again the anon handling the collage should in all respects acecept your image due to it clearly being /jp/ content.

>>4378266

>He was in the Christmas one and will be in this as well.

Why? Aren't these for Valentine's Day 2010? Including ones from 2009 and before when you know they're from them is stupid. If he wants his 3D waifu on there, let him take a more recent picture, not one that has been used on several previous ones.

Also, I'll post mine here again so it won't be left out.

>>4378288
Flap is very dedicated to his waifu.

>>4378291
/a/ is flooded with ronery atm, so you are seeing the overflow.

>>4378287
So from what I can undertand, you visit /jp/ from time to time yet the majority of your time is spent on /a/.

You believe you understand everything about the /jp/ board therefore you cannot accept that someone on /jp/ is attracted to a japanese female rather than a 2D character.

>>4378295
It's not the same image you idiot.

>>4378295
Its not the same pic, just the same ''waifu'' and ''husbando''.
these new guys should learn to take it easy instead of useless reporting, raging, spamming and blaming everything on samefagging ;_;

>>4378295
No, you misunderstand. I took a Christmas picture with the same LP.

>>4378300
Wow shit wait is that "The Thing" DVD next to your monitor, lonely anon you are awesome!!!!!

the most current ones are here

>>>/a/30996189

Somebody needs to take this one off the chart. Don't let KoG faggotry on there.

>>4378340
I'll rather let valentinesfag organize /jp/:s pictures than look at those. /a/ seems to ''collect'' them in a way which is not what I (and probably most of actual /jp/-visitors) want, even though its nice if they're having fun.

>>4378333
I recently bought that, the Blade Runner 5 DVD edition and Braindead at a play.com sale.
Feels good, man.

>>4378340
Oh, you guys are crossposting from /a/, so that is why there is so much retard ITT.
Stop doing that.

Did that anon with the large Beatrice image post it yet?

I want it so bad.

;_;

I'm a femanon, am I still allowed to enter this?

>>4378368
Oh and what the heck is up with the things you cant even eat, like guitars and drumsticks.
Its nice to take pictures like that but they dont fit the valentines mood at all ;_;

>>4378386
sorry, imaginary beings aren't allowed to post on /jp/

>>4378383
Same.

C'MON, I WANT MY FUCKING PORTRAIT.

>>4378409
If you were in the 'Pronounce a Touhou' thread a few days ago, I was that femanon.

So is the collage still being made

I hope I took a good enough pic :3

>>4378383
He did I think. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3EMAHFBL

Send me a finished copy to toxictrollninja@gmail.com please.

Here's my contribution to the cause.

>>4378386
just post the picture of your husbando and pretend you're male. You should know how things work around here.

>>4378383

>>4377457

>>4378427
I hope mine will be included as well, I dont really care though.
It'd just be nice to have a ''memento'' from this day, its so much fun to save images that will remind you of something fun. Especially if you just happen to find it years after it was made/taken.

You profess your love through food? I gave my waifu the Cosmic Cube for Valentine's Day. Although I'm still not sure how I got it, considering that I don't even own a camera.

>>4378429
>>4378437
>.rar

Hmm.

>>4378455
I gave mine a boxed present.
Food is just one of the 3 safe gifts on valentines day.

>>4378462
its all 5 , not just one

>>4378424
You could've at least kept the mug full before taking the picture bro. Right now I'm just considering it. Might put it, but I suggest you do something with it.

As for >>4378300
Don't worry. Actually posted now since I ran over this on the psd handed over by the last Anon. So you're safe.

Also>>4378392
Theme for this started as, and still is "Anon and his waifu". Hope that answered your question.

VF. whats your policy about ''double'' waifus? Will you add in the first, both or the better one or what?

>>4378480
Forgot to mention I just finished checking the /a/ folder and came out with just six unused images. Moving on to the /jp/ one. Wish me luck since it's way bigger.

>>4378473
HOLY SHIT, EVATRICE/ERIKA.

DOWNLOADING AT THE SPEED OF A STAKE.

Kind of sad how this community can't do anything anymore without it turning into a huge shitstorm.

>>4378509
4chan never unites under one flag.
Just follow your own or somebody's flag and fuck everybody else. I posted my waifu, and I don't really care if anyone bashes me for it. It was fun, I had a good time, nobody is going to wreck that for me.

awwww... she gave me a card full of love... :3

Just wondering what Alice is doing here. Just kidding! ^___^[/quote]

>>4378491
Mentioned this the first time. Will only add one waifu from each person. Not going to go into detailes about how you can't have two waifus but just a shitty harem. Idea was that there's one image per person. And if they post more than one they should chose the one for the collage or I'll have to chose it for them. Good part about it is that I can replace an image if you aren't satisfied with the last one you posted. But please keep it reasonable, don't want to remake the whole damn collage.

Just goes to show sometimes epic things can be done when some of 4chan works together.

>>4378549
Blood contract on sheepskin where?

>>4378542
Appreciate your enthusiasm but...
>^___^
would you quit that. Thanks.

wow this sure turned from being a funny joke into being serious business.

YOU MUST FOLLOW MY *RULES* TO GET ON *MY* COLLAGE

>>4378567
Just checking

hate to be a nag

Did you get mine?

>>4378548
What about cases where several persons have the same waifu? I think you mentioned in the previous thread, but dont remember what you said there

>>4378575
go back to your /a/ faggotry

>>4378548
Original compilation guy here.
Were you the one saying you were going to use my original .psd, or did you just work off of the updated jpg at >>4376797 ?
Just curious as to how the editing was being done.

>>4378575
The ''rules'' dont seem to be too strict though - I think its just good to limit the ones added to it, better to make a pic of the guys who actually care about their waifus than show how many /jp/ visitors can get a cup of something and take a pic of their monitor.

>>4378531
But these threads have gone fine in the past. I guess it's just further proof of /jp/ changing for the worse.

I've never posted a picture (don't have a camera) but always thought these threads were good bonding experiences for the anons with waifus.

Greetings from KC.

>>4378589
Please make a compilation of the best photos and make this shitstorm end.

>>4378567
dat's why it was in spoilers.

but now, if you'll excuse us, Shanghai left us lovers alone.... really wonder what's in that letter.

>>4378548
>>4378603
Some people are doing a good enough job, i mean how many people are willing to bleed for their waifu.

>>4378646
I'll do that shit right now

Can someone post that Putin picture?
It's awesome beyond comprehension.

>>4378646
I dont believe bleeding is what Kona-chan wants from me, though.
+ Im such a weakling I might actually faint if I cut my finger even a little

Cinnamon rolls and butterfingers.

Oh yes, my camera's date is very much wrong.

>>4378646
this fgt is willing to bleed.
>>4378549

I'm wondering... are you guys actually serious about this bullshit?

>>4378704
I'm not.

>>4378704
I'm just wondering, but how did you find /jp/?

>>4378704
You can see from the pic if they are. They have a nice feeling in them if they are, if not they feel..''fake''.

Damnit, I took many pictures, but due to the combination of having a shitty camera and being a shitty photograph, this is probably the best I got.

Oh well, it's not the picture that matters.

>>4378723
Or maybe this one? The blur in the corner is a little distracting, but the color balance is much better in this. What do you guys think?

>>4378723
I liked this one better. Nice monitor btw.

>>4378743
Both are pretty good in my opinion, the first one would be better if you could see her face properly but you can just blame the LCD for that.

>>4378577
What was yours again?

>>4378578
Not really a problem. It would just be kind of dumb for the same person to have two images in the collage. That's pretty much it. Again, not mentioning anything about not being able to have two waifus just a shitty harem :3

>>4378589
Yes, I was going to use your collage at first but also asked for the psd from the second guy since that would have a bit more done already. Anyway, your part remained intact. It's just a matter of passing the "baton". He continued where you left off, and I'll be going at it where he left off. Though it is quite a pain to sort out what's been put there and what wasn't. Oh well almost half way through the /jp/ folder check. After this I'll start patching them together... finally.

>>4378640
No dude, don't hide it. Just don't post it from the beginning. Thanks.

Well hope that answered everything. Going back to checking images and since there's just about an hour till midnight here, at around 23:30 I'll take a short break to take my waifu image. Because I would like to have it taken on the 14th. Even if just symbolical.

>>4378743
I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST EAT!

>>4378766
> there's just about an hour till midnight here
mm here too, I hope your pick will be good

>>4378766
GMT+2? Which country?

>>4378777
meant pic

>>4378766
as I'm going to sleep now (physics exam tomorrow 8 o'clock ffs), how can I get the final image aside /r/inging it tomorrow?

>>4378723
>>4378743
Ah, forgot these. Don't worry bro. Take as many as it takes until you're satisfied with it. For Christmas I took a whole bunch only to post one and keep two :3

>>4378786
Considering /jp/:s speed there'll probably be a thread up tomorrow as well. Okay depending on which time you're going to check this place etc.
Oh but it might be a good idea to upload the pic to mediafire and put a link to rs, wouldnt it? That way everyone can get it from there if they want

>>4378778
has to be Finland. 4chan is infested with us. I think at least every 5th person IRL browses this place...

>>4378792
Don't bother, it'll get around on its own.

I know I said I wouldn't post another, but I was able to borrow this phone again. Still churning out birds. Found an old sketchbook to rip pages out of... might as well make something out of these horrible drawings (mostly of her).

>>4378778
Romanianfag.

>>4378795
Indeed, I almost find it creepy how many of ''us'' are in here.

>>4378795
Finfag here too. That would have been my bet too, but >>4378798

>>4378769
;_;

I have no idea why that happened. Her cute little mouth doesn't show up in any of the pictures I took.

>>4378788
Too late now. Need to pick from those I have. I think those two are the best, though, so if you don't see my decision between those by next time you're putting them together, just pick whichever you want.

>>4378766
Mine was
>>4378277

is it good enough to add?

>>4378814
Why dont you save the surprise for the time when the final pic will be uploaded?
Even though to be honest I'd like to know if mine will be added, but doesnt really matter that much

New thread >>4378828

>>4378795
>>4378802
>>4378809

Stop it right there, I like to pretend I am talking to some strangers and not my neighbours.

Good job, I salute you, and so does mai waifu.

I've updated one to include some of the more recent ones, but i'm afraid if I upload it before the other guys things might get confusing. What do you guys think?

>>4378809
Ha ha indeed, didn't really expect anyone to guess it right. I have yet to hear of any of my compatriots browsing /jp/.

also >>4378824
This isn't really a contest of who gets in or not.

and >>4378814
I would suggest you add something besides smokes that fits Valentine's. Looks sort of bland that way.

>>4378813

>>4378838

>>4378277
Just noticed the freshly packed bowl.
I think your waifu would be upset with that.

>>4378865

>>4378865
>>4378879
HAISTAKAA PASKA, EN HALUA TEITÄ TÄNNE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF VITTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MIKSI EN PÄÄSE PAKOON EDES 4CHANISSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
LOPETTAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4378864
Hey, that actually works pretty well, thanks! That shall be my submission for the archive.

>>4378897
sinä hullu?

Nighttime thread: Discussing what type of cakes to bake for our waifus, reminiscing about previous years' pudding, etc, general love and good cheer.
Daytime thread: Trolls, elitism, general douchebaggery.

Never before has the difference between posters been more apparent.

>>4378897
härregud sluta det där pojka

>>4378940
mä hullu

>>4378980
And that's from /a/, no less

>>4378980
I would agree, except that one of the posts from that screencap was mine, and I'm also one of those accused of elitism in this thread.

I completely forgot it was Valentine's day, I made nothing for my waifu.

>>4379098
;_;

>>4379162
What should I do?

>>4379221
Make her a nice dinner, hope for forgiveness.