/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43875439
maybe shes busy anon. if youre not an item, theres no reason for her to dedicate every second of her life with you. if you want to have any chance of scoring with this girl, you must accept that sometimes you will be apart. its natural. she doesnt want some dumbass oogling her all day, maybe she wants to go to the mall with her galpals or other chick stuff.
give it a week. if she hasnt responded, ask if shes alright but dont go any further than that.

wrong board?

>>43875489
i just checked and he posted on /adv/ too lol. either this guy is really fucking desperate or hes trolling

>>43875468
Well, I called her too in case she was sick or something happened… (´･ω･`)

Maybe this last email I sent did something to hurt Denko’s feelings? Give me your opinion here…
“Yahoo! Good weather today. You haven’t emailed me or called me, so I’m just sending this since I’m worried.
Did I do something bad? PS. The stars were pretty last night.”

>>43875501
I'm sorry, I wasn't getting any replies and I need advice!

>>43875439
Have you considered the possibility that you sound like a stalker?

>>43875504
Your email comes across as rather clingy. I don't know you or the type of relationship you have with this Denko but I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that she may be avoiding you. In any case, to better answer your initial question, you should maybe ask your common friends and acquaintances about her whereabouts.

>>43875518
Sorry, I haven’t had much experience talking to girls… I don't think I come off that way though (´･ω･`)
At first, we just talked about how strange it was we only started emailing in college despite being in the same year of high school.
What I’m sending… well, I’m worried about her lack of reply, so I’ve sent her around 600 emails.
They’re mostly reports on my current mental state, I guess…? (´･ω･`)

You guys are just pretending right...?
Please say yes...

>>43875533
Well... To be honest, I don't have any friends that go to our college
But I’ve had my eye on Denko since high school, and…
I don’t know how to say it, but I think it might be mutual… (´･ω･`)

troll or autist...? That is the question.

>>43875540
I'm 100% serious!!!
I’m begging you, I need advice!
I haven’t slept for an entire day…

>>43875540
Probably not sadly. I don't know what's sadder, that or the fact even after all this time I still remember this...I wasted my life.

>>43875534
>I don't think I come off that way though
>I’ve sent her around 600 emails
>mostly reports on my current mental state

>>43875439
Maybe it's 'cause email's a pain in the butt.

>>43875554
600 emails and still no reply, so I’m really thinking something might have happened… (´･ω･`)
And I really don’t think they’re anything that would displease her. They’re like this:
“I’m drinking jasmine tea right now, thinking about what to have for dinner.”
Maybe they’re a bit too incidental?

>>43875558
Alright, alright, maybe people think I’m creepy!
But even so, I’m really, honestly in love with this girl!
You understand, right? I’ll try not to be as creepy about it from now on!
So please, give me advice on how to get Denko to respond!

>>43875540
we're a dying breed, anon

>>43875572
first, you have to stop trolling.

>>43875566
>600 Emails
You're just lucky she hasn't called the cops on you yet. (if this is real)

You dun goofed, you will forever be thought of as "that" guy, the kind you don't leave someone alone with for any length of time.
Your best bet is to find someone else and NOT DO WHAT YOU DID. Do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you are doing.

>>43875534
>600 emails in the time shes been away
its over. im surprised she hasnt fucking blocked you outright yet. if by some miracle you arent trolling it is absolutely asinine to think someone would want to see 600 emails chronologizing your day. im sorry anon but denkos gone.

>>43875566
just send her something like this: "i want to kill you and rape your corpse. on minecraft.". be sure to not forget the last part.

>>43875600
do you really? anon...

Well, never mind all that, >>43875439. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>43875439, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

it really is summer huh

>>43875607
Well, I think it was only around 50 the first two days… (´･ω･`)

>>43875619
this is not worse than your average simp thread about vtumors or 3d whores.

>>43875619
I'm giving it benefit of the doubt and assuming that at least some of the replies are just RPing

>>43875608
I NEED SERIOUS REPLIES. THIS DOESN"T HELP

>>43875600
Maybe I should call her then?

>>43875566
>600 emails
Holy shit

>>43875636
i definitely am.

>>43875646
where does she live? I think I'll pay her a visit and "befriend" her a bit. That should cheer her up for you, friend :)

>>43875540
I'm sure that 50% of the posters are joking
those who arent should be forced to watch a yuukuri explains about it

>>43875668
I would gladly watch a yukkuri explain random shit to me

>>43875656
Nope.
This girl is terrified of you now.
It'd take some serious 'tism on her part to look past it even if you started acting normal now.
Forget red flags, you're more like a may day parade in Moscow.

>>43875617
I don't know what this has to do with helping me get in contact with Denko.

Please, does anyone have any advice? should I call her? Go wait and meet her at the shuttle stop to her apartment?

We talk so much and have such great conversations. It's so natural when I talk to her
for example:

Me: “What do you do for fun? What do you listen to? I like watching lots of movies and reading lots of books, I guess… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Umm, I dunno. You sure use a lot of emoticons, huh?”
That sort of thing.
Me: “Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I usually wash them after a day.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s socks can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Do you really wear the same socks for a week?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

Like that.

>>43875678
...Maybe she's very autistic then? Surely she's madly in love!

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?
I answer, I'm not strong, you are.
Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs
A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>43875681

>>43875630
if you use the word 3d to describe actual real women you need to be put down

THATS IT

I’M CALLING HER NOW

>>43875694
HE'S DOING IT
HE'S GOING ALL IN

SHE’S ON

>>43875694
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE DENKO!!!!

>>43875697
>Quest completed: The house always wins part IV
>Quest started: All in baby

>>43875698
oh my goodness... I'm bolted to the edge if my seat...!

>>43875697
OH GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS I PANICKED AND HUNG UP ON HER (´；ω；`)

Have you considered going to visit denko? maybe her mom or sister will help

>>43875705
You should invite her to see the cherry blossoms
bitches love cherry blossoms

>>43875705
Oh for the love of... apologize for hanging up.
This'll be your last chance.

>>43875705
he... folded... it's over...

>>43875722
Folded harder than a bitch with a Sub-2000.
Shame on you anon, I thought you would deliver.

>>43875694
Hey man, like my girlfriends can attest to. As long as you apologize for being overbearing and make it clear you did it for concern, she may understand. Maybe there are things about your clinginess you have to work on; but you can do it together as long as you trust her. Good luck soldier, follow your heart.

>>43875693
cope javnigger

>>43875755
In quite the good mood! there's no need to cope with so much love in this beautiful world

>>43875767
ignore him. based sumirefag

>>43875439
I think the problem is that no one use email anymore aside overworked salarymen, so try reaching out for her on a more modern app, maybe she is crying right now because that cute boy she gave her number did not send an message for her yet.

kill yourself normalfag

>>43875574
>>43875550
At least we have each other *Group hugs you guys*

cp cp cp cp post cute little 8yo girls pussies!!!!

>>43877310

cp cp cp post cute little 8yo girls pussies!

>>43877390
Found the janny

>>43875439
/jp/?

cp cp cp post cute little 8yo girls pussies!!!!

>>43875439
This one of them copypasta? Feel like I saw this same post a long time ago. Definitely troll. Futabachan copycat? Or maybe the Denko name is referencing that post. Anyways i could be remembering wrong. She might just not like you an is ignoring u cuz its awkward.
To play it safe just stop talking to her for a while or something and see if she ever gets back to you. This is why you need a harem of chicks that you need to be romancing at all times in case one of them leaves you so you can just go bang one of the other ones.

>>43886274
Yeah, it's a copypasta from a legendary 2ch thread from long ago.
There's an English translation of the whole thing here:
https://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

>>43886274
>>43886312
Man that's funny.

Well, OP is a troll but the advice in this thread is decent enough. Don't be clingy as fuck. Better yet, let women come to you first if possible. I've seen way too many desperate men both young and old end up looking pathetic and retarded because they can't let go of someone that's fickle and not in love with them.

>>43875439
she's just having fun with somebody else probably

>>43875501
/adv/ is useless board. But this isn't the place either.

>>43875439
come on anon-kun I know you can propose to your 2d love!

>>43875693
your art of bait is weakling
should do more training montage

Giving girls small animals as presents makes them most happy. ^^
Stuff thirty hamsters in a box and send them to her house, and she’ll be so surprised she’ll fall for OP in a flash!
So yeah, I think a thirty-hamster present would be good. ^^

funny su re keep it going

>>43875439
Move on.