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This is fish territory now.

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>> No.43926067
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Sleeping beauty

>> No.43926086
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Lewd succs...

>> No.43926087

Gazer is watching you masturbate from the window.

>> No.43926102
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>>43926087
good, let her watch!

>> No.43926135

>I'm in pain thanks to me being sick all time and having cysts
>9 more hours of work
>no chesh to bring back my smile when I come back home and snuggle with
>No unicorn medic to heal me
>Can't even drink tonight since I must stay sober
PORTAL WHEN???

>> No.43926163
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>> No.43926216
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You can DEFINITELY trust weasels

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>>43926056
Got the news boss, it ain't good, big Tone is done sleeping with the fishes. He ain't comin' round today, his pelvis is busted.

>> No.43926296

>>43926216
Throw a weasel in the sea and you will have a lot fish to eat.

>> No.43926306

>>43926056
NOW MOVE YOUR HIPS AND DANCE LIKE A FISH

>> No.43926307
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43926315

>>43926232
>fishes
>posts a mershark
Good way to get yourself declared a public enemy of the mershark community. Many bites and rapes are in your future should you make the mistake of venturing too close to any body of water.

>> No.43926333

>>43926163
Is the tail end grabby? This is handy, she can kill the lights, or close the door without any of you getting up from the bed.

>> No.43926340

>>43926102
Gazers are such dorks.

>> No.43926356
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>jubjub flies up to you
>"hey mister, wanna play the rape game?!!"
"Uhhh, no."
>"that's the spirit!"

>> No.43926667

>>43926216
You can thrust weasels indeed.

>> No.43926701

who should I trust? the unicorn sage of the glen or the cave spider witch?

>> No.43926706

>>43926701
What does the spider lady say?

>> No.43926713

>>43926706
don't give up

>> No.43926718

>>43926701
What do you want from them

>> No.43926726

>>43926713
Nice of her to encourage you to be more confident. I think they're both trustworthy.

>> No.43926730
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Dragoncels are cute! CUTE!

>> No.43926736

As I Knight who was looking forward to chivalric adventures and great combats worthy of song, I am entirely disappointed to discover the Dragon I set out to slay and gain fame in all the kingdoms for having the honor of killing this beast had already perished of old age before I even had the chance.....
...
However, I am greatly vexed and perturbed to discover she has since risen from the dead with the deathly green complexion of a Zombie hence. And now she is trying to rape me. She shattered my sword and lance and shield all with a single strike and fire from a torch was only enough to afford me the chance to escape her lair and run to the woods. But I saw her winged shadow above swoop over and now she searches among the trees, I hear her from the tree I climbed in the distance, sniffing, moaning.....
Please somebody help me... I don't wanna be a knight anymore.

>> No.43926749

>>43926736
stop posting this kind of boring uninspired trash in each and every thread
you use too many ...'s in your prose thats how i know it's always you

post something comfy instead of "oh noes i le haet monstergirls"

>> No.43926761

>>43926736
There is no hope for you my friend
You WILL be a dad
>>43926749
>he isn't in on it
please lurk more, it'll do you good

>> No.43926766
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>>43926730
Hags

>> No.43926774

>>43926749
You're confusing him with me. Don't flame him for nothing

>> No.43926779

>>43926766
If these dragon hags would stop being so haughty and just confess they wouldn't be so lonely

>> No.43926783

>>43926766
That poor dragon having to listen to "that feel when no bf" rants from her boss

>> No.43926784
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OOOOHH FOKUSU! MOFU FLOOFFU NEED FOX! AAAAGHHHH HUFF HUFF FLUFFY HUFFY HUFFITY HUFF MOFU FOX!
MOFULICIOUS

>> No.43926788

>>43926784
Who let stage 4 mofubrain anon out of his cell?

>> No.43926814

>Own a garden
>Greenworm comes and eats all the weeds
>Too fat to move so I carry her inside
Greenworm wife soft

>> No.43926819

>>43926814
greenworms dont eat weeds.

>> No.43926825

>>43926819
She knew I'd be upset If she ate my vegetables and fruits without permissipn

>> No.43926901

>>43926814
>Pick her up
>"Mweeeeeeeeeh..."

>> No.43926922
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>>43926135
I understand anon, I've been having really bad dizzy spells recently. I really hope you feel better soon, maybe you could try CBD or delta 8 to help relax you since you can't drink, assuming you're allowed to use those drugs.

>> No.43926936

>>43926356
>YES
>put your hands on her shoulders
how would she react? bet she wouldn't be such a smart bird then

>> No.43926976

>>43926814
>greenworm eats all my weed
>greenworm is now wonderworm

>> No.43927044

Kick Greenworm on her tail
Punch Greenworm in her stomach
Headbutt Greenworm and knock a tooth out
Scream in Greenworm's face while she cries
Tell Greenworm she can eat a knuckle sandwich instead of everything in my garden
Slam Greenworm on the ground
Slam Greenworm into the wall
Jump and elbow smash Greenworn
Stomp on Greenworm until she pukes up everything she ate, everything she destroyed
Choke Greenworm and tell her to try eating now
Call Greenworm a fat useless bitch
Slap her on her fat cheeks
Put Greenworm in the grave tonight

>> No.43927047

>>43926766
Can hags be brats too? I wouldn't mind correcting a bratty hag who thinks she's the boss, only to get winded an hour into our ten hour sex excursion.

>> No.43927057

Shitty bait. Don't fall for it people.

>> No.43927072
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embrace crabitalism

>> No.43927085

>>43927072
She should watch her health cause I heard they still haven't made cure for cancer.

>> No.43927088

Pet Greenworm on her tail
Poke Greenworm in her stomach
Headpat Greenworm and make her blush
Giggle in Greenworm's face while she pouts (you called her chubby)
Tell Greenworm she can eat as much as she likes
Hug Greenworm on the ground
Hug Greenworm against the wall
Jump and land on top of Greenworn
Grope Greenworm and tell her she's jiggly
Call Greenworm a cute fat bug
Slap her on her fat tits
Put Greenworm in the bed tonight
Mating press Greenworm

>> No.43927097

>>43927072
Flip her over and poke her weak spot for massive damage.

>> No.43927103

Imagine being an actual evil wizard with unspeakable magical power but nobody takes you seriously, and you're most interested in dubious magic research and having a cool dark tower as a home

>> No.43927111

>>43927088
How do you mating press a greenworm

>> No.43927123

>>43927044
I don't like greenworms since I have a garden but I will beat the shit out of you with my shovel if you keep this edgy shit. Harming yourself is ok, hurting mamonos or making them cry is not

>> No.43927130

>>43927072
I like the soapland gimmick and the flat little chest a lot

>> No.43927131

>>43927123
>Harming yourself is ok
Tell that to protective monsters.

>> No.43927136

>>43927103
And having a greenworm minion who is a darker shade of grey
And she laughs like "Mweehehehe"

>> No.43927143

>>43927131
I will cut off my legs and replace them with stronger illegal cybernetics and they won't stop me.

>> No.43927144

>>43927136
>Grey
Green

>> No.43927156

>>43927123
I closed my door to a Baph who asked me if I had a minute to talk about the Sabbath and religion the other day and made her cry. Are you saying I'm a bad guy and deserve a beating for that? Really dude?

>> No.43927161

Would you kindly stop tormenting the eros monsters on purpose?
They've hit a copium drought and are starting to get violent

>> No.43927172

>>43927130
i dont care for any of that, i just like crabs

>> No.43927174

>>43927156
You made her cry

>> No.43927181
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>>43927161
no! I am unlovable and no girl will ever want me. and if she really thinks that's not true, why won't she date me herself? huh?
thought so

>> No.43927185

>>43927174
I'm not religious and don't care about religion.

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>>43927156
unless theyre sending redcaps im closing the door too

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>>43926056
>Uhhwoooh! Hag this! Hag that! Gonna travel to Hagville!

Its always Hag, Hag, HAG! C'mon dudes, I know you're all still young men and little boys and the "Hag Momsters" you crave and lust for are more attracted to older mature men. Not born-yesterday baby men! Stick to girls your age!

Besides, Hagville is overrated. How about consider going to JK Metropolis? Plenty of young highschool girl monstergirls eager and waiting to get a boyfriend. Plus, JK Metropolis is a big-huge cool bright and shiny metropolitan city with Ivory Towers. Go there instead.

>> No.43927208

>>43927072
Do you think she makes Mr.Krabs' walking sounds whenever she moves?

>> No.43927218

>>43927205
No, I will go for a hag ATLEAST twice my age and cuddle her and squeeze her pudge
If I can't get a hag I will get nothing

>> No.43927220

>>43927185
Sabbaths are not a religious organisation
Most of the time

>> No.43927226

>>43927220
I'm still closing the door to them. Don't even care if it makes them cry. My household will remain loli free.

>> No.43927251

>>43927226
>No lolis
So you never want to have daughters then? How will you explain this to your wife?

>> No.43927258
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Lazy snuggles

>> No.43927273

>>43927205
I'm 35 with no control over my life at all. I'm depressed and suicidal, and all I want is to be loved and held by a big strong monster who's at least twelve times older than me. I want our pent up lust to match ever so passionately. And the fact I know that won't happen is what keeps me here talking about it with you all.

>> No.43927335

Holy shit, why is the kobold gallery so fucked?

>> No.43927336

>>43927205
>Stick to girls your age!
That still means CCs, may as well go all out.

>> No.43927343

>>43927251
>daughters
Too expensive and time consuming to be honest. Plus I wouldn't be a good father.
>wife
Don't have one. And if I had to it definitely won't be a Sabbath monster, no way man.

>> No.43927347

>>43927335
Funny to see newfriends just now finding out about KDF.

>> No.43927363

>>43927131
No one cares if I do that and I prefer that it stays like that
>>43927156
Just say that you're no interested kindly before closing the door. Don't let mamonos dominate you and use the shovel on them if they fuck around too much but first be kind, respectful but firm

>> No.43927399

>>43927220
What if I want the Fallen God Sabbath?

>> No.43927408

>>43927399
Most of the time. I'm sure such a sabbath exists and they Will know of you soon

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>>43927185
i'm not religious but my dick is

>> No.43927450

>>43927205
I'm 42; please don't make me hang out with JKs. I want a woman who'll be like "oh, it's 9 pm, let's start thinking about going to bed", not that it's a good time to head out on the town to drink and party. Plus, I'm a huge introvert and even being with a mature JK sounds draining.
> Just let me have a damn hag!
> Someone who'll want to split chores and have Date Nights that end at 8:30 so we can get home and sleep.
> Also, ideally, someone built like Angela White in the top half and a giant black widow on the bottom half.

>> No.43927466
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New Comic Gaira will be out on the 25th.
https://twitter.com/ComicGaira/status/1676523816561020928

KC's slimes are always great though.

>> No.43927471

>>43927347
It's so jarring compared to the other galleries. Sure, you may find a stray /d/ or /trash/ image in some other gallery, but the kobold gallery is 60-70% /trash/ tier images. Some even genuinely gross and disturbing.

>> No.43927474

>>43927205
im 22, i will get an older monster as mt wife
jks suck, not enough meat on their bones for me

>> No.43927486

>>43927205
Big cities suck, JS Town is better. The girls aren't any less eager for a boyfriend either.

>> No.43927498

>>43927471
and those were the ones he felt comfortable sharing

>> No.43927533

>>43927498
There's more? Well, I appreciate that wikifag isn't including those, but I don't think those bdsm suit pics should be in the gallery, especially the 3d CG model ones.

>> No.43927542
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>>43926784
>>43926788
probably a fox rights activist. they get cranky when you lock away their husbands.

>> No.43927545

What if monstergirls wouldn't like sex

>> No.43927565

>>43927533
Just ignore it, I guarantee you that nothing good will come out from sperging about it.

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blue skin erotic

>> No.43927589
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>>43927572
i yield

>> No.43927596

>>43927545
Needs rape correction

>> No.43927603

>>43927589
>>43927572
Why are they blue

>> No.43927605

>>43927589
i like my girls with masssive thighs. pls more
>>43927603
blue is the sexiest cloor

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>>43927572
blue anything is erotic.

>> No.43927641

I'm gonna play slave matrix and combine monster girls for science

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>>43927633
skin is rather limiting, after all

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>>43927471
KDF was insane, I actually stopped visiting this general for a while because of him because he creeped me out a lot I'm pretty sure he's in gitmo or dead

>> No.43927676

>>43927195
God I love pai lolis.

>> No.43927697

>>43927660
I don't really care who made the /trash/ pics.
I guess I'm just wondering why it's in the kobold gallery when other objectionable content is barred from all the other galleries.

>> No.43927711

>>43927697
Because it's at most "objectionable", not abhorrent like the shit from /d/ gallery that was wiped. KC would just go "huh" if you showed those pics to him, it's weird but nothing abhorrent.

>> No.43927713

Miss Lich promises me she won't rape me if I just beat her in a staring contest. I got this, I can outlast her deadpan look easily.

>> No.43927720
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Is drinking the shrine maiden's milk a part of prayer?

>> No.43927724

>>43927697
What >>43927711 said, seriously just don't look at it that's what I do.

>> No.43927733

>>43927713
>She blows air into your eyes making you blink
She didn't say she wouldn't cheat, anon.

>> No.43927734

>>43927720
yes. refusal is sacrilege and the punishment is forced marriage.

>> No.43927736

>>43927711
I've seen a lot of abhorrent mge content. Those 3d cg kobold pics are definitely the worst, just behind the gore stuff.

>> No.43927739

>>43927720
yes, you need to ingest the holy milk to complete your blessing

>> No.43927746

>>43927734
But drinking a monsters milk counts as marriage if youre not her kid

This is unfair I'm calling the MGC police

>> No.43927760

>>43927466
Still waiting on Metal Slime.

>> No.43927765

>>43927734
>>43927746
Acceptance is encouraged and implies consent to marriage

>> No.43927770
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>>43927746
>walk into a fox shrine
>expects not to be foxed
you have no one to blame but yourself

>> No.43927796

>>43927770
I'd burst out into laughter if I saw the loli on those ridiculous platforms

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>>43927720
you want the blessing, don't you?

>> No.43927811

Monsters seeking emotional comfort from humans are great. Turning their frowns into smiles is the best.

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>>43926749
it's a good post, anon. don't get tetchy.

>> No.43927835

>>43927811
Another reason why I love hags, they've been lonely for so long
They deserve happiness after all that time

>> No.43927836

>>43927796
she'd properly be so embarrased she'd try to leave whilst tearing up, very slowly too i imagine.

>> No.43927847
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>>43926901
worm erotic

>> No.43927850
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>> No.43927853

>>43927811
Burying your face in her chest is fun, but comforting a monster girl resting her face on your chest is heartwarming.

>> No.43927863

>>43927847
Huh, this Greenworm is bigger than I expected...
Also she smells like vapes

>> No.43927865

>>43927205
>Stick to girls your age!
Ok, I'll stick to hags then

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>> No.43927960

>>43927896
Well, that shota has already lost, he's in grappling range.

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>>43926056

>> No.43927975
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Comfy

>> No.43927988

> A few years after the portals opened, you won a vacation to "Zipangu."
> You honestly can't remember entering a contest for that, but maybe you were drunk?
> Doesn't matter, won a contest.
> The vacation you won is basically all dudes, and one very confused alp.
> At first you didn't notice, but almost every day 1 or 2 people leave the bus for a shrine tour, or to visit a hot spring, or whatever you're doing that day.
> But they never come back.
> There's less than half of you left now, and you're now more scared than confused.
> Today is another fox shrine.
> This one's a winter shrine, known for housing foxes for the winter and generally being "cool."
> It's also at a high enough elevation we've been warned to be careful about exhaustion from over exertion.
> Decide immediately you're just going to try to see the foxes and that's it.
> No exclusive tours of back areas or accepting offers to try a shrine maiden's cooking.
> Everyone who accepts things like that never comes back to the bus.

> Zipangu shrines have way the hell too many stairs.
> They weren't kidding about exhaustion.
> There's a bench near the shrine and you sit down at it, just to catch your breath.
> A white fox, looking like it belongs in an arctic snow drift, stares at you from the woods surrounding the shrine.
> It's bright white, so hard to miss.
> Must be tame, or else it'd never look that clean hanging out in the woods.
> It sees you noticing it and approaches at a lazy trot.
> When it gets up to you, it gently paws at your knee.
"I don't have any food, Mr. Fox."
> "Yip!" the fox barks.
"Oh, I'm sorry, MISS Fox" you joke.
> The fox actually seems mollified by that, and hops into your lap.
> You're too shocked to stop it.
> It really must be someone's pet.
> You decide to give Miss Fox a little attention, and cautiously pet her.
> She loves it.
> You decide maybe this place isn't so bad, as you pet your new pretty white fox friend.

>> No.43928001

Foxes are fucking stupid they are dirty and eat from rubbish bins

>> No.43928004
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>>43927988
probably nothing to worry about

>> No.43928029

>>43928001
foxes in hentai
>"kon kon <3"
foxes in real life
>smelly noisy vermin people hunt for sport

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>>43927988
hope Anon dosent get too cold up there.

>> No.43928072

>>43928029
Murderhobo western fox meets shrine maiden eastern fox

>> No.43928081

>>43928072
the red fox is the largest of foxes

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I w-want to go back to the starting area please

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>>43928109
fast travel is currently unavailable

>> No.43928128

>>43928090
Intentionally fumbling my stake when opening a vampires coffin and instead slipping and groping fat vampire tits!

>> No.43928142

>>43928117
Miss Mino is only aggro because of her giant knockers. Literally those things on her tits are cursed door knockers. She needs an expert thief to remove them, and your tiny hands and sneaking around where you don't belong makes you a strong candidate.
> Yes, you will be sprayed with ENORMOUS amounts of mino milk on success.
> Yes, she will "mooooo" lovingly as well.
> Then she'll rape you.
> Lovingly.

>> No.43928151

>>43928117
>You cannot fast travel while in combat
>You cannot fast travel while in combat
>You cannot fast travel while in combat
>You are stunned
>You are aroused
>You came

>> No.43928161

Anubis are more understanding than most monsters. I met a cute Anubis girl who was into me but I had to explain to her that I'm only a tourist and already have a home and life back in the northern continent so I can't stay and move in with her at the desert. She just gives me a sad nod but she doesn't press the issue. Why can't other monsters be less clingy like Anubis are?

>> No.43928165

>>43928142
it's an escort quest because ms mino doesn't know how to leave the labyrinth and is quite lost

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>> No.43928224

>>43928161
She'll just move in with you and show up at your door one day anon. Hope you have enough room for her, and then the eventual pups too.

>> No.43928238

>>43928161
>passport gets seized at the border on the way back
>it was looking pretty messy but thankfully ms anubis happened to be there to smooth things over
>instead of being detained i can stay at her place while all the red tape gets sorted out
it's good to have friends

>> No.43928250

>>43928109
just parry on time and they're stunned forever
you did put points into ADP, right?

>> No.43928292

Noone likes snail/slug girls

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>>43928292
Miss Snail will slay you for your slanderous lies!

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>>43928292
I'm Nobody and monoeyes are cute too.

>> No.43928314

>>43926922
Nah, I didn't stop alcohol to start another drugs (med and painkillers included) but thanks for the advice. I just have to wait and the pain will go away in a few days. The cycle will start again in a week or two anyway. I was dizzy too before but now I drink a lot of water and things are all right, hope it will get better for you.

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>>43928311
>>43928301

>> No.43928334

>>43928323
You know that canonically just turns them into horny lolis, right?
Also, nice on-topic image.

>> No.43928336

>>43928238
>Losing all belongings because you can't pay the taxes from there
I will kill whoever blocked my passport.

>> No.43928348

>>43928336
How can you kill your own wife?

>> No.43928368

>>43928348
She isn't my wife if she's the culprit.

>> No.43928374

>>43928334
But do pouring more water on them will turn them into thicc hags?

>> No.43928381

>>43919989
Wow I actually had a small continuation of it today.
>While you are still on her lap, onee-san says according to the reports of the maids (You) were streaking inside the house and wants answers
>you say the wardrobes were empty
>she says “I see” while looking around the magically full wardrobe
>You claim it was empty yet when you returned to the room it was full again
>Sister then asks if it was all true, then why did you sleep naked again when you came back
>You realize you forgot. (You) try to excuse saying when Kiki milked you, you were too tired and slept straight away as soon
>Onee-san breaks
>It was a loaded question
>She leans on you smothering you with her whole body
>Says it that’s true then this means you actually have NOT been relaxing as she intended, otherwise you wouldn’t have been so tired like that.
>either that or you were actually wanting to be caught by her like that all along… she is just “joking” haha
>but either way this proves you need surveillance
>she will have to be with you constantly at least for the following days until she is safe you are finally taking good care of your body
>you try asking if she can at least free you since you are stuck sandwiched between the bed and her
>she won’t because she can’t trust you. You already proved you are too stressed doing too much dumb stuff recently so you lost that right until you earn it back
>you will always have someone keep her eye on body on you, be either her or one of the maids
>she feels your dick hardening between her thighs
>she asks if it’s because you are happy she is gonna sleep with you… “j-just kidding”. She knows it’s obviously because you are too stressed and will milk you herself
The onee-san lilim felt like she had a lot of confidence issues this time. Like, if Kiki was too tsun to admit her feelings, it was like the sister tried her best to justify (You) wouldn’t ever want to touch her and desperately searched any excuse she could still be together. If I ever come to writing this all in AO3, I guess I’d have to expand her background for that

>> No.43928411

>>43928368
Anon, you flirted with an Anubis and told her enough to get a hold put on your passport. This is the kind of shit that happens in American, non-mamono, romantic comedies and people are supposed to root for the couple. And that's BEFORE Obamanono Mana.
Now, marry your schedule dog and say it with me:
Thanks, Obamanono.

>> No.43928426

>>43928411
Are you kidding me? I should be happy that some cunt I don't know and don't care about fuck other my life and trap me in some shithole?

>> No.43928467

>>43928426
Hey, congratulations, you figured out that the protagonist in most romantic comedies is a creepy weirdo who should, logically, be hated.
But Miss Schedule Dog has your wedding planned for later this evening... to help you. get your passport back, as she's a citizen and as your spouse she'll be able to set you on your way.
So don't worry about it, it'll all work out as it should.

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>>43926056

>> No.43928498

>>43928041
>the weakest fox
damn foxes

>> No.43928506

>>43928467
Kek, in her/your dream. I will unironically rope myself out of spite. Taking people hostage in hope to get love is hideous

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>>43927205
>JK Metropolis
Imma call it. JK Metropolis is basically downtown metropolitan Tokyo or modern day Akihabara. Expect plenty PLENTY of Pyrows in JK Metropolis as the unofficial or de facto "homeland" of Pyrows. Or expect any or plenty of teenaged or college aged "in their 20s" monstergirls in school uniforms. And most young human men and human boys in JK Metropolis are not only incubi, but are also in boys school uniforms or sports/P.E. track suits.

And if you still like, there plenty of still pure human Zipangese girls if you're still into human girls. Or want to corrupt a Zipangese human maiden into becoming a succ.

>> No.43928536

>>43927205
We're far from high school anon, most of us are older than CC

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So what happens to human women that don't have a childhood friend, coworker, colleague, etc. as the designated love interest?
Do monsters just sort of ignore them? Does mamono mana affect them less? Does it hang around in their system, just making them feel lonely and a little horny now and again, and then suddenly hits them all at once when they run into a random guy that just happens to hit their exact tastes?

Imagine making small talk at a party and suddenly one of the girls starts fidgeting. Then five minutes later you're both upstairs and she's growing wings and a tail.

>> No.43928652

>>43928627
>Bla bla bla let's insert more used goods in MGE bla BLA BLA
Fuck off

>> No.43928707

>>43928652
Stop trying to start drama about stuff that was never mentioned or even implied.
This website is full of virgin femanons that just want a nice guy to treat them right.

>> No.43928718

A loli motherwife is what I ask
Will I be given to one once the portals open?

>> No.43928725

>>43928627
>Imagine making small talk at a party
Hmm?

>> No.43928755

>>43927205
>Stick to girls your age!
Hags?

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anubass

>> No.43928762

>>43928758
*walks past her*
Sorry I'm on my way to pharaoh

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Okay but what about this: you get an adventure, succ gets half your levels and your hand in marriage. Win-Win right?

>> No.43928772

The portals will never open, so the next best thing is women that like monstergirls. I know they exist.

>> No.43928779

>>43928109
>imagine being scared of women
just fight them nude, no weapons lmao. thats who i defeafted

>> No.43928782

>>43928707
>This website is full of virgin femanons that just want a nice guy to treat them right.
Terrible bait

>> No.43928787

>>43928771
Power leveling and having mind shattering sex with a level draining succ that just gets thiccer/bustier/stronger each time sounds good, until eventually I have an overleveled support that overpowers me and keeps me for herself because I'm "underleveled"

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>>43928536
>most of us are older than CC
Tip from the Sabbath: If she's going to be younger anyway, you might as well go all the way down.

>> No.43928801

>>43928787
It’s for your own good. If you fight the wrong monster you could end up milked in public while stray Cheshires laugh at you. She is just trying to keep you safe

>> No.43928812

>>43928772
They may like MGQ since it allow them to slaughter us but MGE is hated by 3D.

>> No.43928839

>>43928812
>woman-hating incel regurgitates bile
I didn't ask for your opinion
I will never ask for your opinion
You will die alone or in prison

>> No.43928848

>>43928839
Same to you """"""""""femcel""""""""""""""""""

>> No.43928868

>>43928839
>Incel
Go back

>> No.43928902

>>43928868
>>43928848
This isn't about you and your endless ranting about imaginary mobs of women and trannies out to get you.
This is about me and my quest to get laid, in this world and not some fantasy land.

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>>43928758
Hello ma'am, my face would to apply for the 'your chair' position

>> No.43928918

>>43928902
Great, we don't care. Go to /r9k/ for 3dpd relationship garbage

>> No.43928943

>>43928771
>>43928771
>succ gets half your levels
But how is it win-win if i lose my levels? Adding to that is the fact that I dont have levels to lose in the first place, so it's not a win for her either. Something is suspicious about this deal.... succubus more like succu-sus hah gottem

>> No.43928953

>>43928943
>spoiler
This anon is gonna get milked…

>> No.43928956

>>43928839
>>>incel
how'd this faggot get here?

>> No.43928972

>>43928953
I'm fine with being leveldrained, I know how to EXPdrain her back AND get more levels than what I've started with because of the EXP requirements getting higher with each level.
To any succ who wants to try "correcting" me, i say go ahead and try.

>> No.43928983

>>43928918
Fine, sorry. Just thinking out loud. Maybe a little steamed at how the so called monstegirl thread is more focused on "mythical" virgin women than it is on actual monstergirls with monster parts. Or perhaps it's having to share this thread with subhuman garbage that has given up on the future and just posts dumb boatsluts non-stop between the occasional schizoid out burst.

Anyway, lets hear it for hags! Nothing quite as incredible as a fictional wrinkly (pure) whore insisting she can still have children.

>> No.43928993

>>43927988
Okay, but what about the Alp? Does she start sprouting fox ears and her spade tail transforming into a fox one?

>> No.43929004

>>43928956
Where every they go they must insert themselves and try to subvert.

>> No.43929017

>>43928943
Well she and her superior stats help you level up, then you give her your levels becoming weak again and she becomes stronger. Essentially you are her eternal motion machine by cheating the system and abusing the fact you level up faster

>> No.43929036
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>Leveling up
>Not just getting good
ngmi

>> No.43929062

>>43929036
true. your levels may be stolen but your knowedgle never can be taken

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>thanks for the levels, nerd
>you better have more tomorrow

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There's been a lot of shark attacks lately, be careful while swimming this summer.

>> No.43929105

imagine need ing leves, all i do is just up my stats

>> No.43929113

>>43929079
>game has level drain
>girls body don't grow in some way
>my dude i play as don't shrink
I hate this

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>>43926814
>hiring a snack provider for your stay-at-home worm wife
She will use the experience to become the best snack provider for her worm babies as a Papillon

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>> No.43929128

>>43929079
Tall kuudere boss monster draining all your levels everytime you're about to outlevel and leave the area you're in, forcing you to optimally learn her pattern/route just so you can escape!

>> No.43929175
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>>43929062
About that...
>The target will pour his experience and knowledge into the inma as he ejaculates, and after all of it has been snatched away even his very age will be handed over to the inma, reducing him to a baby knowing nothing before long.
>All of the sucked out power turns into the inma's power, even the fencing skills the target kept polishing without break in order to protect everyone from mamono, even all of the piled up wisdom in order to explain the truth of all the things, all of it is turned into a thing solely for squeezing out the target's semen, it is changed into the inma's charm that drives mad, and into the inma's skill that brings pleasure to men.

>> No.43929232

>>43929079
W-what happens if I dont have more levels tomorrow? Please have mercy on me...

>> No.43929235

>>43929175
wtf is that fashion?

>> No.43929238

>>43929175
Memory can’t be stolen, which is why you don’t need levels

>> No.43929243

>>43929238
Ah, I gotta read before posting, but as the phrase goes you might not remember but your body remembers

>> No.43929260

>>43929232
Then she’s just gonna suck you, and without levels as a buffer you’re going to become a slave to the pleasure her mouth brings.

>> No.43929261

>>43929175
This actually makes me genuinely mad, so I'm just going to headcanon in my personal monstergirl setting that it doesn't exist, and now I don't have to be mad anymore. :)

>> No.43929267

>>43929175
Aren’t humans the cutest when they are almost retarded?

>> No.43929270

>>43929175
This makes me think, do levels equate to age as well?

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>>43929238
>Memory can’t be stolen
Read carefully. Anything can be drained. And everything will be drained if you give in for even a moment.

>> No.43929288

>>43929272
Even motor neurons in muscles? That would hurt a lot

>> No.43929321

>>43929288
Gray-matter degeneration in presenile Alzheimer's disease.

>> No.43929331

>>43929321
Wha, stop speaking magic at me weirdo

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>>43929103
Mersharks are so pretty. I'm okay with being shark food if it means I can swim with her for a bit.

>> No.43929346

So p’orc, why shouldn’t you have one as your wofe

>> No.43929367

>>43929261
At least in MGE the girl will imprint on you.
>Taking everything from the target with [level drain] also means learning everything about the target. If an inma without parter should perform level drain, she will gain deep knowledge about that specific man from taking in half his life into her own body, and if she doesn't avoid attachment to the target flowing in, then the target will be strongly imprinted into both her body and mind as her husband.
There's more to it, and I suggest you read WG3 for the full information. But level drain in MGE is pretty damn true to its darkest interpretations. Except for the fact that it can be reversed (and typically is).

>> No.43929380

>>43929346
They aren't kosher

>> No.43929396

>>43929380
But I ain’t a hook nose nor a towelhead, she’s cute, meaty, and pink, the most erotic of colors

>> No.43929401

>>43929396
This isn't about you

>> No.43929421

Why there isn't a game about shy virgin hag monstergirl trying to escape from horny shotas

>> No.43929431

>>43929340
Same. She's my favorite aquatic species (2nd and 3rd are Kraken and probably Nereid respectively)

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>>43926784
NEEEEEEEEED

>> No.43929454

>>43928771
>boo goo we can't level that easy
lazybus gets your neet ass and grind like the rest of us humans

>> No.43929463

>>43929435
I recognize that fox. I consider her especially dangerous, regardless of her trustworthiness because I can feel myself slipping just by looking at her.

>> No.43929465

>>43929401
then it aint kosher for her?

>> No.43929476

I’m gonna kill you and throw your soul to a Wisp you’ve broken the rules.

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>>43926784

>> No.43929495

what do ido, i died but a lich brought me back as her assissant and all the undead cant stop hugging me

>> No.43929529

>>43929346
Because if you just want only one as a wife you'll have to deal with the rest of her tribe trying to worm their way into being your chubby wife too even if you only care for the special one

>> No.43929546

>>43929529
That’s why you kidnap a single p’orc and go far away with her into solitude, just the two of you alone.

>> No.43929558

>>43928993
She gets nervous because everybody keeps disappearing. One of the other Anons on the trip volunteers to pair up with her for the rest of the vacation. Things proceed organically from there.

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please guys........ cyclops girls sir....... please.....

>> No.43929578

nice on topic image bro.
i really like the monster girl in it.

>> No.43929581

>>43929569
Sorry, we don't listen to people who post off-topic images.

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>>43929569
Perfect monster girl; we're very proud of you, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
dubbed because fuck you

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>>43929495
You're in a pretty difficult spot, Anon. Unconsenting necromancy has been brought up several times, but the terms of the contract with Hel are very clear in all cases.
Your continued undeath is contingent upon finding, consummating, and maintaining a relationship with an undead bride.
If you want to back out now, there is a clause on remedy and compensation, but that has more to do with karma and reincarnation.

>> No.43929608

Raped by monstergirls? Just say no

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>>43929608
Thanks, Nancy Reagan. That hasn't done shit for me.

>> No.43929647

>>43929546
>THE Tribes meatiest and most mobfaced monster gets taken by a man on metal steed that roars
>As the p'orc was guarding the enterance with her sister
>This man wearing bright strange clothes came roaring and at speed and snatched her
>Leaving a small bag of platium coins
>Enough to make sure the village is forever wealthy
>And what seems to be the sons of the first man, come every 20 years to pick up a p'orc just like the first

>> No.43929649

>>43929593
I just can see offices without monitors, keyboards and piles of papers anymore.

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Is it normal for angels to have horns?

>> No.43929679

>>43929671
Rare horned angels exist, yes

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>>43929435
Man, the two monsters I would be dangerously susceptible to would be foxes and harpies. It'd be a race to whichever one runs into me first desu.

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>>43929701
>harpy lands on your shoulders and drapes you in her wings
its over

>> No.43929734

>>43929671
There is the cherubim, so yes a angel with horns do exist just they’re very uncommon.

>> No.43929738

>>43929715
Fall on your back, bird bones are weak

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>>43929738
Imagine wanting to hurt something this cute.

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>>43929748
HARPY WIFE

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>> No.43929793

how many monsters are creepy losers?

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>>43929748
>>43929787
Harpy wife

Happy life

>> No.43929828

>>43929738
>Go for an electric chair drop
>She counters into a poisonrana
What now?

>> No.43929836 [DELETED] 

>>43929748
imagine being this gey

>> No.43929841

>>43929738
imagine being this gey
>>43929748
sorri, wrong post for that last post

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>>43929841
Harpies are cute and you shouldn't hurt them, but birds enjoy stealing your food. Gotta keep an eye on them to preserve it.

>> No.43929860

>>43929849
true. that dude was a homosexual thats want aytetnion, just tell hime to fuck off

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>>43929849
Just lure the thief in with more food, catch her and spank her. All her friends will giggle at her bare butt getting turned red and she'll never steal again.

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Here's your biblically accurate snek gf bro

>> No.43929888

>>43929866
are u sure about that, i see the theif getting spanked more cause she likes the spanking

>> No.43929898

>>43929874
whoa she's got only 1 arm dude

>> No.43929902

>>43929888
Spank her harder

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>>43928323
Do not.

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>> No.43929935

>>43929902
so even more rewards, just steal her stuff and send her on way

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>> No.43929945

>>43929933
>23
yeah 10^23 yerars old

>> No.43929950

>>43929935
ANON THE SPANKING IS SUPPOSED TO HURT AND BE EMBARRASSING.

Are you telling me she's into the pain and humiliation?

>> No.43929955

>>43929950
anon, monsters can get any fetish so you just turned a theif bird inot an M bird

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>>43929955
You know, I don't think I've ever seen a pic of a masochist harpy.

>> No.43929992
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>>43929933
Fine kot.

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>>43929955
>>43929964
>harpy's biggest turn on is getting her wings bound and chased by her husband like a submissive and breedable cockatrice

>> No.43930003

I am not scared of burgerfoxes!

>> No.43930016

>>43929995
>Male birds, especially sparrows, pigeons, and doves, often chase members of the opposite sex to demonstrate their interest in mating. In this sense, chasing is a kind of mating ritual as well as a show of strength and competence.
Not surprising.

>> No.43930034

>>43930016
>Happen to wear a particularly colorful outfit one day
>Peacock harpy takes an interest in you.

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>>43930016
Monstergirls imitating some of the behavior of the species they're mimicking is one of my favorite tropes.

>> No.43930064

>>43927572
I brake for blueberries

>> No.43930085

>>43930016
>>43930034
I like to think with harpies all this is so to as "reversed". Harpies are colorful, they sing, that kind of stuff.

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>>43930085
>you will never be serenaded by a beautiful harpy

>> No.43930102

>>43930085
>This anon doesn’t want to chase around his harpy wife in a sexual manner
Weak.

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>>43930085
>>43930102
Why not both

>> No.43930113

>>43930046
When it comes to bats that hibernate for winter, they tend to huddle together for warmth, so expect cuddly werebats.

>> No.43930128

>>43930113
>wrapped in a large cocoon of the leathery wings from half a dozen werebats

>> No.43930127

>>43927770
Loli-fox doesnt like them either but the only route to get to the Tofu market is over the designated Jinko streets.

>> No.43930129

BIRDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT

>> No.43930137
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>>43930129
A VERY LONELY BERD HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION

>> No.43930149

>>43928029
Zipangese Westaboo Fox dreams of coming to Anon-world and living a life of squalor as a street-fox dumpster-diving and living in a cardboard box under a freeway overpass... just like in my TMNT doujins.

>> No.43930158

how do cloacas work

>> No.43930163

>>43930158
they do not

which is why all monsters with cloacas gained vaginas when transformed to monstergirls

>> No.43930167

>>43930158
You stick your penis in, simple as

>> No.43930172

>>43930163
But do harpies and lamias still got bootyholes though that is the question?

>> No.43930179

>>43930172
well duh
you cant shit out of a vagina thatd be really gross and unsanitary

>> No.43930189

>>43930158
Dick cooms in, fertilized eggs come out

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>>43930189

>> No.43930203

>>43930172
Sneks and Birbs are the only mamonos not weak to anal.
No asshole, no anal.
Or otoh, combined pussy&asshole cloaca means all sexx is 50% analsexx

>> No.43930214

>>43928311
!

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>>43928718
gee anon, how come you get 2 moms?

>> No.43930227

>>43930203
I like to imagine a lamia’s anus is underneath at the end of her tail it just makes sense.

>> No.43930258

>>43930195
I love images like this

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>>43930258
Happy monsterwives and monstermothers are good for the soul

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Thick tails.

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>>43930227
Her cloaca. Sneks and Birbs have 1 hole, the cloaca. I have thought about this TOO MUCH. My headcanon is as follows:
> Birbs just bipeds and have the usual vajayjay + anus combo.
> Sneks have a vajayjay on their lady bodies and a cloaca down below on their snek bodies.
> Sneks use that cloaca for snex, so all the lamia-types can get DOUBLE PREGNANT from both holes being full of BABY.
> Horse-types can also get DOUBLE PREGNANT.
> DOUBLE PREGNANT.

>> No.43930313

>>43930306
sharks also have two uterus so why not

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>>43930304

>> No.43930334

>>43930320
>tail jewelry
I want more monster accessories like this

>> No.43930344

name one (1) monstergirl.

>> No.43930348 [DELETED] 

>>43930334
i can't

>> No.43930349

>>43930344
Druella?

>> No.43930355

>>43930348
Off by one again, Anon!

>> No.43930356

>>43930355
such is life

>> No.43930363

>>43930344
What's a monstergirl?

>> No.43930367

>>43930344
Tio.

>> No.43930368

>>43930363
UR MOM

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>>43930344
Haughty elves

>> No.43930371

Judging from the fact that the strongest humans tend to lose to weak blue slimes and get claimed by then, then the same must go for very strong monsters and weak humans. I've never trained once my whole life and I'm very weak and scrawny, I would lose most fistfights to other humans. But if this rule still stands then I bet I have a very good chance at beating the strongest monsters around. I'm going to fight a Lilim, and see if I can win! I bet I can beat her easily, I just need to go for her tail weakspot and have her submit easily! Wish me luck guys, I'm off to fight a Lilim now!

>> No.43930374

>>43928943
i though that exploit got fixed together with the holstaur one?

>> No.43930384

>>43930363
you really need a monstergirl g

>> No.43930400

>>43930371
This Anon will unironically defeat a Lilim because she'll faint from how adorable she finds him, leaving herself open to anything he wants to do to her.

>> No.43930414

>>43930369
That's a Titania.

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>> No.43930434

>>43930414
Nuh uh she's got pointy ears
She's just using weird elf magic to have silly wings yeah

>> No.43930446

>>43927471
Damn kobold actually attracted a latexfag. Not the monster I would imagine to do so.

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>> No.43930486

>>43930274
Can someone please post that sleeping pregnant lizard, that shit was peak cute

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>>43930486
Got you covered.

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Somethings wrong with my cat but I can’t put my finger on it

>> No.43930523

>>43930499
awesome, thank you

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>>43930158
It's a shitter, pisser, and lovehole all in one. I don't think any MGE girls have a 3-in-1 hole like that however. As they all have a vagina and anus like a human woman.

Though personally, in the case of lamias and other serpentine-like girls, I like to think that the shitter and pisser is the same hole towards the end of their tail while their vagina is in the typical human location. Meaning that they have very clean vaginas compared to non-serpentine girls. It makes much more sense biologically that all the waste excretion takes place towards the end of the body considering their large frame. It also allows snakes to have a pregnant look if you're into that prior to them laying eggs.

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>>43926056
Wiggle wiggle~

>> No.43930533

>>43930158
Basically she can get pregnant from anal, which is fortunate because that's all you can do.

>> No.43930537

>>43930524
>wiki filename
>abhorrent post replying to another abhorrent post

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>>43930527

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>>43930371
>>43930400
Another secret that few know is that the older she is, the weaker she is to affectionate kissing! So kiss the hags!
Also lilim appreciation post

>> No.43930564

>>43929748
Imagine letting other win

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>>43930304

>> No.43930583

>>43930562
This feels like a devious lilim prank, no monster that ancient and powerful would fall to something that simple! I'll just go back to lusting over hellhounds on onlywans instead!

>> No.43930584

>>43930371
>anon's sword shatters on contact with her skin
>awkward pause
>she clutches her chest and falls over
>"oh no I've been defeated!"

>> No.43930586

Id definitely be a prostitute if mgs were real

>> No.43930619

>>43930519
She needs dick anon, give it to her

>> No.43930626

>>43930619
how about ear scratches instead

>> No.43930641

>>43930626
Why not both anon? Teasing her like that is cruel and will end in you getting plapped while she yells get me pregnant

>> No.43930670
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I told a cupid love is the most insidious and cruel prison someone could be trapped in, she didn't take it well what do?

>> No.43930685

>>43930670
when she fires at you, you need to parry and redirect it at her, so she can understand why love sucks.

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Sending Eros a letter every day until she sends me one of every monster type explicitly dedicated to her

>> No.43930696

>>43930670
localhost:5090 says
Error Retrieving From Database

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Don't believe the claims that Zipangese monsters are all borderline midgets.

>> No.43930703

Doomposting on eros message boards

>> No.43930714

>>43930584
>Be a max level Anon
>Defeated many dangerous monsters, conquered numerous areas and dungeons few would dare to tread
>Needless to say, his reputation precedes him
>But somewhere along the way he realized he just wants to be with some low level waifu

>> No.43930715

>>43930697
Dumb foxlets propping up their egos by including ears in their height

>> No.43930717

>>43930586
You would only get one customer and be forced to retire as your customer would get really posessive, unless she is a bicorn.

>> No.43930721

>>43930697
>Less than 7 feet tall
Omega monsterlets

>> No.43930720

>>43930703
>Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!

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>>43930721
You can't handle the bigger foxes, boya.

>> No.43930736

>>43930714
fall asleep one day, wake up surrounded by level 1 goblins, you could easily break from their binds but youd like to see where this goes

>> No.43930738

>>43930703
Maraposting on eros imageboards!

>> No.43930746

>>43930735
would she resist fondling

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>>43930670
Run before she gets her commanding officer to take care of you

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>>43930735
>Anon got more than he bargained for when he volunteered to take care of the abandoned fox shrine

>> No.43930763

>>43930754
>anon is put in charge of repopulating the whole miko population in the shrine
>in the old times it was known as "the shrine of thousand foxes"

>> No.43930794

>>43930749
Imagine earning the ire of an Eros Lilim, I hope anon prepared an escape plan

>> No.43930804

>>43930670
Do you know how to railcoin?

>> No.43930812

My heart
It screams for vengeance

>> No.43930833

I stole a Cupid's bow and arrows when she went on lunch break! I'm going to go around shooting everyone I see with black arrows as an epic prank!

>> No.43930848
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Kissing a loli Wight on her soft pale lips
And also on her other soft pale lips

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>>43926056

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>>43930863
Angels are lovely

>> No.43930908

>>43930670
Doing acts of vandalism on eros churches at night as an esoteric form of hard to get with the priestesses.

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>> No.43930990

>>43930833
>>43930908
Anons, the punishment will be too severe for your souls to handle. You should apologize while you still can...

>> No.43931010

>>43930908
Stealing one of cupid's black arrows, painting it gold and putting it back when she isn't looking.

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>> No.43931035

I'm going to sneak up behind Cupid while she's hovering and looking for targets and pull her panties off and steal them, I'll run away while she's busy screaming and covering her crotch with her bow.

>> No.43931060

>>43930937
I want to pet the big kot.

>> No.43931069

>>43931010
>gets punched in the face by a Eros paladin

>> No.43931074

>>43930990
I'm not scared of them pfft, what are they gonna do? Riddle me with enough arrows to make me a pincushion?

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>>43931029
Tsuzuri is a good fox.

>> No.43931118

>>43931069
>Eros paladin
what do they even do?

>> No.43931136

>>43931118
I just like to think they're basically wandering wingmen.

>> No.43931142

>>43931118
they coordinate everything, that time you fell asleep on the train and ended up in the countryside and forced to spend the night at that nice nuki's inn? THAT WAS ME ANON! I DRUGGED YOUR AFTER WORK COFFEE! IT WAS ME!

>> No.43931160

>>43931010
I never really got the point of the lead arrow.
Love arrow just makes you love someone but lead arrow just makes you depressed and desperate for love.

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>>43926056
Have you prayed today?

>> No.43931170

>>43931142
>Two types of Eros paladins
>One sets up convoluted schemes so absurd it would be ridiculous to assume anything but fate had a hand in these events that brought Anon and his wife together. (Even if fate had a bit of a helping hand)
>Paladin throws Anon and his soon-to-be wife into a room and locks the door behind them.

>> No.43931177

>>43931118
They're for tough nuts anon, Eros love crusades are meant to catch anons who are aggressive and believe they are unlovable

>> No.43931188

>>43931142
>that time you tripped face first into the library flayer and got partially mind wiped?
>THAT WAS ME ANON! I BOOBY TRAPPED THE WHOLE LIBRARY!

>> No.43931212

Keep dreaming about being abducted by giant elves and kept as what is essentially a lapcat for them to just pick up and cuddle when they're stressed, which is all the time.

>> No.43931215

>>43931177
>Eros crusader kicking in your door, dragging your chosen wife behind her

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>> No.43931235

>>43931136
>>43931142
>>43931170
>>43931177
>>43931188
but alas, in setting up the perfect romance for others, they themselves are unable to experience their own wholesome scenario...

>> No.43931238

>>43930344
Hotdog.

>> No.43931244

>>43931235
>He doesn't think Eros would use her cosmic powers to give her faithful crusader a super cute meeting with his future wife
You lack faith

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>> No.43931302

I hate Eros and her followers now

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>> No.43931345

do monsters in mgc see humans as their equals, or do you imagine it like a gilded cage second-class citizen situation

>> No.43931369

>>43931345
Kill yourself.

>> No.43931383

>>43931302
too late anon, I've already modified your car to use slightly more fuel than usual, meaning you'll have to get a refill just as miss demon is starting her shift at the station

>> No.43931399

>>43931383
I don't have a car, retard

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>>43926056

>> No.43931414

>>43931404
gonna hand this elf some proper clothes

>> No.43931419

At one point anon will simply get grabbed, tied up and delivered to a hag

>> No.43931422

>>43931215
>The Eros paladin also stuck you and her with manticore barbs and locked you in the bedroom with a succ key
Truly devious

>> No.43931432

>>43931235
Don't worry, miss Eros will make sure dense paladin and dense cupid date

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>>43931419
please no! I want a woman my own age please spare me

>> No.43931460

If I'm 20 years old then I will ONLY date a monster who is also in their 20s like me. That's how it's supposed to be, you and your wife grow old together, not you grow slightly old comparsd to your thousands year old gf, that doesn't make any sense. Hags just need to give up and accept that they're forever alone.

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>>43931460
>Soon to be sweaternapped anon
I hope you like being addicted to your new wive

>> No.43931491

sucks that as time moves forward, we will only ever get more hags, until they outnumber everyone.

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>>43931460
maybe YOU just have to face the fact that you belong between the tits of a hag thats twice your size.

>> No.43931529

>>43931519
lookin soft and cuddleable

>> No.43931532

>>43931446
A kej will grab and tie you up and deliver you to herself.

>> No.43931539

I hate hags i hate hags, where the lolis!?

>> No.43931547

>>43931539
Loli hags

>> No.43931552

>>43931532
>Imagine how nice her hair smells as she ties you up tightly and pulls your head into her tits
>Imagine her cooing happily while stroking your head talking about how she finally found her soulmate

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what are the most active threads on 4mon?

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The fucking goddamn hagposters made me have a sweaternapping and kej hair bondage fetish
I will never forgive them

>> No.43931579

>>43931460
>That's how it's supposed to be
Actually you're supposed to date younger monsters and make too many good memories to count with your initially single digit old monster gf.

>> No.43931587

>>43931575
Probably the Eros general where monsters play matchmaker, or just rape the boys they like and post pics of the aftermath or before and after
I wonder what the vampire gen would be like

>> No.43931608

New patched is bugged.
Every girl had their chest size tripled and The Rogue and NInja shadowstep talent doesn't actually put you into stealth.

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>>43931575
The magitech science theory behind portal opening and it's application.

>> No.43931613

>>43931575
/hag/ is known to sperg out
/fox/ too
/elf/ is a hellhole

>> No.43931628

>>43931613
What would hags sperg out over? They're the best

>> No.43931632

>>43931587
>rape the boys they like and post pics of the aftermath
i imagine they use another thread for that. since its most likely a very universal monster girl activity that would derail the matchmaking aspect of the thread completely.
>>43931613
its nothing compared to the stalking general. so, many, hebis.

>> No.43931639

>>43931609
If the portals opened...man I don't know what I'd do. I'd be so happy and so scared at the same time, would probably post online asking for a flayer with a husband to just look at my mind first to see if I can handle it

>> No.43931641

>>43931628
>They're the best
then why are they still single?
>enough (you)s to to fill 4 rows

>> No.43931646

>>43931641
Wait until a hag gets their nieces friend to get your IP and claim you anon, she might even be willing to share just to see you melt more

>> No.43931647

>>43931613
>go to /hag/
>post that your a young guy into older women
>Ask how to court them and make them interested in a young guy
>>POST COCK GTFO
>do as told
>derailed and it spilled over to the other threads

>> No.43931648

>>43931639
I'd probably never even see a monstergirl.

>> No.43931650

>>43931552
>Imagine her soft giggling as you fall asleep while being held by her hair
>Imagine her walking slowly home with you in tow, trying to contain her excitement, as to not wake you.

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>>43931646
they will only find my cheshire wife.

>> No.43931654

>>43931632
>Lurking in /sk/
>Think it's really funny when they eventually snap and rape the man
>Until you see a picture of yourself
>It's you sitting at the computer scrolling through the thread right now
>It looks like it was taken from your closet
>You don't even get the chance to turn around before getting coiled by a hebi

>> No.43931655

>>43931647
How come men have to prove themselves but we have to implicitly trust that posters actually are hags? I think they should have post something in return

>> No.43931662

What would Kunoichi stealth takedowns be like?

>> No.43931663

>>43931655
>>43931655
>>43931655
>>43931655
Anon you'll see pussy to be able to be called a pussy conssuiuer

>> No.43931665

>>43931613
ill be architect posting in fox and hag for sure

>> No.43931674
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>>43931577
Sounds like you should be very worried if you see a kej with a sweater on.

>> No.43931675

>>43931662
leglocks

>> No.43931685

Mindflayers are ambush predators, they move silently to the point of being impossible to detect and they always catch you from behind. Most of the time they slip their tentacles in right away to melt your mind once you're in arms reach, some might not. You could be just minding your business right now posting on 4mon and trolling people when all of a sudden you feel a pair of arms slither around your shoulders and two big, purple and slimy breasts suddenly encompass your head while a soft tum braces itself against your back, and then you feel the tentacles worming down your cheeks just before she giggles and says she caught you. You won't believe what happens next...

>> No.43931688

>>43930368
You know who else is a monster girl…

>> No.43931689

>>43931685
she'll find nothing but her tentacles

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>>43931654
then you realize you actually know the one taking the picture
>see your picture on /sk/
>in the corner of the frame you spot the edge of a paw bean.
>you know only one person with those
>burst into the room to see pic related.

>> No.43931704

>>43931613
how is /bogie/?

>> No.43931710

>>43931699
Plap her now

>> No.43931725

>>43931685
Fuck it I'd be the tiny squid constantly railing a mindflayer with the body of a fertility goddess if hellhounds or demons didn't get to me first

>> No.43931757

>go to 4mon's /trash/
>find a "human girl thread"
>it's full of monsters LARPing about being human, badly photoshopping their features off and talking about the order
may eros smite this entire website with demon fire

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>>43931685
>You're about to jump in a panic but you feel something slimly and tingly push into your ears and let out a humiliating moan of pleasure instead
>All the fear is being sucked out and replaced with pure desire and love
>You hear her voice echo in your head, saying she'll take away all the pain, fear and sadness and replace it with pure love and bliss
>She pushes you to the edge of an orgasm instantly but holds you there while you writhe in bliss
I love flayers so much

>> No.43931788

>>43931763
Those be some pretty lobsters where can I get them.

>> No.43931810

>>43931674
>The portals open
>Anon locks eyes with a kej in a sweater
>She instantly gets hearteyes and starts pace walking towards him

>> No.43931820

>>43931763
I want to fuck those lobsters

>> No.43931822

>>43931757
OK, that actually sounds cute. Monster girls trying to imagine what life is like as a human woman.
> Lamias and such trying to imagine walking around and having difficulty reaching stuff on high shelves.
> Holstaurs sounding weirdly sad about not having to milk themselves every day because they're not pregnant.
> Harpies talking about how great it is to not have wings and be a majestic flying creature because they're scared of heights.
Always ends with a bunch of schedule dogs and paranoid hebis mucking up the thread.
Or so Miss Chesh would have you believe...

>> No.43931831

>>43931460
This but only young prime breeding age dragonian women, none of those crusty dried up hags hanging around the royal palace

>> No.43931834

>>43931763
>Make way, Human commoners!~ Your presence has been graced by a princess of Atlantis!~

>> No.43931844

>>43931831
well, i know where im going to nap an old woman to plap

>> No.43931845

>>43931763
>Approach one of the blue lobsters
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywthKNqI7uI

>> No.43931851

>>43931217
Centipede underrated

>> No.43931870

>>43931613
>Go into /fox/
>post pic of self with the message of "Who has the best tail winner gets pics
>Enjoy the shitstorm

>> No.43931877

>>43931757
>>43931822
It's populated by weirdos that fantasize about having human ears, hands, and/or feet.

>> No.43931916

>>43931877
I feel Pharaoh-Chan is the one making those threads.

>> No.43931924

>>43931870
Imagine all the pics of increasingly fluffy women you'd get to save...

>> No.43931934

>>43931916
She knows leg men won't be easily swayed by Apophis.

>> No.43931945

>>43931870
>>43931924
>one fox instead of frantically getting pics ready decides to find anons location instead and post a pic of him huffing her superior mofu.

>> No.43931961

I am weak to __________.

>> No.43931964

>>43931916
there is nothing funnier than calling pharaohs out online and watching them attempt to use their royal voice over the internet
just make sure you have a gremlin or cheshire to protect you from anubis hackers

>> No.43931965

>>43931961
Legs......

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>>43931945
Either way, I receive fluff. I am the true winner.

>> No.43931987

Do not fuck cosmic entities.

>> No.43931986

>>43931965
So oomukade is in your future?

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>>43931976
You haven't won anon, you've become a slave to fluff. A helplessly addicted mofu slave

>> No.43931998

>>43931961
Nothing!

>> No.43932003

>>43931998
So in other words, ghosts. Gotcha!

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>>43931993
Exactly as planned

>> No.43932021

>>43931961
bottom heavy lolis!

>> No.43932026

>>43932003
I ain't afraid of no ghost

>> No.43932037
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>>43931987
Too late.

>> No.43932052

>>43931810
>Anon gets sweaternapped and bound in hair all at once
>The extra warmth from the sweater, the fragrance of her own pheromones and hair and her soft skin.
>There's not even a fight; he instantly loses

>> No.43932087

>>43931961
muscle

>> No.43932092

>>43932037
Cosmic sex

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>>43932011
Nice fox.

>> No.43932094

>>43932026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxXufI6-OIE

>> No.43932106

Do mindflayers really love you if all they want is to feel tentacles in their cooch and not your actual penis? Do they really? Hmm? HMMM?

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>> No.43932110

>>43932093
seems fine

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>>43931961
comfort

>> No.43932124

>>43932106
Your penis is now a tentacle
You are a squid

>> No.43932136

>>43932124
He’s right for if I remember correctly the tentacles on a mindflayer’s husband aren’t tentacles at all and are infact multiple dicks that look like tentacles.

>> No.43932149

>>43932136
/d/ tier.
Mindflayers are shit monsters

>> No.43932161

>>43932149
>Soon to be flayer corrected anon
Flayers are among the best, abyssal girls love as deep as the abyss itself.

>> No.43932166

>>43932052
I was the anon who posted about sweaternapping kejs, yes I would lose instantly. I would probably just cry into her chest from joy and a lil fear

>> No.43932173

>>43931575
>/mech/ is just gremlins
>/lit/ is just Hakutakus and the single Lovecraft thread that's just Shoggoths
>/b/ has been changed to the Wonderland board

>> No.43932175

>>43932161
Go back to /trash/

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don't worry

>> No.43932183

>>43932173
>Lovecraft thread is filled with AAA HELP ME NIGGERWOMAN posts

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>>43931961
>>43932021
>bottom heavy lolis!
They awaken passion in me like nothing else.

>> No.43932192

>>43932183
Need me a choco skinned abyssal.

>> No.43932197

>>43932192
If you do, you'll have to forego air conditioning.

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>>43931961
Big hands

>> No.43932217

>>43931961
Hugs, compliments, and good cooking.
Any MG that has a southern accent, and can make amazing chicken and waffles is getting wifed up by me.

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>>43931961
goat

>> No.43932235
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>>43931961
Scales.

>> No.43932249

>>43932208
Mob face troll is too sexy!

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>>43931961
>Comment exceeds the character limit
Black Sclera
Blue skin
Contracts

>> No.43932270

>>43932224
That gote is asking for it.

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'>you don't have to do anything, sweetie. you can cuddle for as long as you want, and if you want something to eat, or to change positions, or anything else, just tell me, okay? i love you.'

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>>43931961
buns

>> No.43932280
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>>43931961
Genuine affection without hidden motivations

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>>43932270
theirs is a lewd existence

>> No.43932298

>>43932275
buns or buns?

>> No.43932302

>>43932294
Always either eating, climbing on things they shouldn't be, or having sex. What a life.

>> No.43932308

>>43932272
Yeah, I'm, uh... I'm weak to that.

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>>43932298
Yes.

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>>43932280
Ironic for me it's the opposite, I love the idea of a succ slowly ensnaring my heart and making me addicted to them because they just want me to be theirs alone
Pic unrelated I just love this picture and will post it randomly

>> No.43932322

>>43932302
>hey ms goat why are you all the way up that wall?
>fuck you!
honestly i respect it

>> No.43932323

>>43932302
>try to nap on your couch
>goat daughterus climb "Mt. Papa"
>catch them in an avalanche of blankets and snuggle together on the living room floor

>> No.43932329

>>43932322
>goat softball coach keeps climbing the dugouts when she gets ejected from games

>> No.43932330

>>43932317
I'd call a hidden motivation as something more sinister, selfish, self serving. Using you more as a tool to get something, rather than giving a shit about you.

>> No.43932342

>>43932166
Crying at that point will make her more than a little emotional too. You'll both enjoy a nice long walk to your new home, with all kinds of reassuring words and headpats.

>> No.43932351

>>43931961
chest fluff

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>>43932302
goats sure are mysterious

>> No.43932376

>>43932322
>I can see your panties from here, miss
>atomic blush so bright it can be seen from miles away
>get an apple thrown at me
worth it

>> No.43932380

>>43931961
being shot several times in the chest

>> No.43932382

Goats should not be busty, they should be flat.

>> No.43932384

>>43932382
they need big tits
it helps with their balance

>> No.43932388

>>43932380
Well that’s some weird roleplay you do with your cupid wife.

>> No.43932396

>>43932384
They can't climb if they have big tits because the unnecessary weight they give her will just make her fall when she tries climbing things. How is she supposed to scale flat rock faces if her big boobs weigh her down or bump into it and knock her off?

>> No.43932405

>>43932388
>pizza delivery succ knocks on anon's door
>anon answers it with many cupid arrows stuck in his chest
>pizza delivery succ faints at the sight while anon goes "Oops" and starts taking them out
>cupid wife just shakes her head at her lovable husband

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>>43932396
i will give you flat mountain goats due to space constraints
but not regular goats

>> No.43932413

>>43932330
Ahhh then yeah agreed

Like an example of my fav stories with stuff like that is Magus first ninja story

>> No.43932423

>>43932342
I will now daydream about this for the rest of the night curse you anon

>> No.43932430
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Marry elves.

>> No.43932431

>>43932430
and then?

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>>43932430
Date elves with the intent of marriage

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>>43932430
fat

>> No.43932443

>>43932409
Regular goats can't hop and be agile if they're weighed down either.

>> No.43932446

>>43932440
As she should be.

>> No.43932447

>>43932443
Good I don’t like it when they run.

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>>43932443
bullshit they cant
they use their big honkers as counterweights which allows them to climb and walk at odd angles

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>>43932430
Help a buff elf keeps telling me I should be happy that she's going to take care of me

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>>43931961
long silky hair
I'm pretty sure watching Sailor Moon at a young age is to blame, in the end.
>>43932423
And thus, my plan moves one step closer to completion.

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>>43932456
counterweight also helps them wield heavier weaponry. much like hobgoblins and minotaurs, for example

>> No.43932473

>>43932438
only if she has sandwiches and moderately price champagne

>> No.43932484

>>43932468
Shortstack Minos are the most dangerous, half the size, but twice the bad temper.

>> No.43932489

>>43932484
And thrice the tit.

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>>43932462
You've had a kej agenda this entire time?! I've been tricked!

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Miss shog saw you posting about her

Please don't resist

>> No.43932509

>>43932500
will miss shog love me long time

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>>43932509
Forever, not a long time anon, forever.

>> No.43932523

>>43932166
the little bit of fear is the best part. kej indulgently soothing her jumpy, nervous anon while he cries is very very cute

>> No.43932526

>>43932500
>she saw my "Shoggy is #1 meido! Get rekt birddogs!" post
I have nothing to fear
I hope

>> No.43932533

>>43932490
That's right, it's too late! All that awaits you from this point on is a prison of silky hair!

>> No.43932542

>>43932438
i
fucking
love
freckles

>> No.43932546

>>43932500
>shog is now giving orders
all is lost

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>> No.43932564

>>43932542
frecklelfs

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>>43932542
freckles increase a monster's sexo lvl by 20%

>> No.43932591

>>43932579
I want to play connect the dots

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You should stick your head in there. As a joke, haha.

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Breed shortstack monsters

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Guys...I started trolling a Chesh and this was her reaction, she told me my days as a free man were numbered

What did she mean???

>> No.43932614

>>43932612
Silly Anon, that is a pear shaped shortie.
Completely different from a shortstack.

>> No.43932620

>>43932608
>Left: Talking with Anon
>Right: Anon asks fox out on a date

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>>43932591
Giving every single freckle a kiss on Mrs Hellhounds body.

>> No.43932625

>>43932608
>I'll sneak up and attack the Fox from behi-

>> No.43932629

>>43932612
would

>> No.43932635

>>43932613
It means you've incited a prank war! Get ready for endless retaliation!

>> No.43932639

>>43932621
vulva
flossing

>> No.43932648

>>43931575
>somehow get access to 4mon from this world
>post thread
>"You guys took too long so we had to open portals first!"
>attach picture of you and your friends
>watch ensuing chaos

>> No.43932681

>>43932648
>picture of you and your friends
Haha...
yeah...
my friends...

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>>43932635
WAIT I'm not ready! All I did was slip a raging mushroom into her husband's food, honest!

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>>43932612
Yes

>> No.43932691

>>43932648
>>43932681
y-yeah haha

>> No.43932702

You think Cheshires have a hand sign men can do to let them know they're having a bad day and they're not in the mood for anything like pranks?

>> No.43932706

>>43932648
Do you really have the guts to post a picture of yourself to 4mon?

>> No.43932707

>>43932681
>>43932691
Alright faggots, get in the picture, we're trolling some monsters today.

>> No.43932716

>>43932688
Too late, anon. She's already sent your picture to every single family family member she has asking for help in the ultimate prank!

>> No.43932718

>>43932689
What's up with the luchadore?

>> No.43932719

>>43932689
sub 170cm-lets DNI

>> No.43932720

>>43932718
it's (you)

>> No.43932726

>>43932706
I have never posted an image of myself online in my life.

>> No.43932752

>>43932706
It would be kind of funny to post a picture of some random guy.

>> No.43932763

>>43932648
>get access to 4mon from this world
>start telling them all about your world
>"accidentally" radicalize the entire board population in the process

>> No.43932778

>>43932361
why is she so smug? she's stuck on my roof!

>> No.43932787

>>43932706
I would post dick pic after dick pic in /hag/ and tell them how I need love.

>> No.43932789

>>43932763
>Tell/show them about the various wars/conflicts and other issues we face
>Development on portal technology dramatically speeds up.

>> No.43932796

>>43932787
You're going to get them literally foaming from the mouth.

>> No.43932801

>>43932796
not with how small it is

>> No.43932812

>>43932801
How small we talking? Because five inches is normal size.

>> No.43932823

>>43932812
That's six buddy.

>> No.43932836

>>43932823
Nevermind it's around 5.5

>> No.43932837

>>43932789
sends them the wrong universal coordinates as a joke

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>>43932801
hags uooooooh over small dicks, anon. you're not getting out of it.

>> No.43932877

>>43932837
Now you've sent them into the distant past, happy? Who knows how we'll change from our current self?

>> No.43932879

I don't want to marry, I just want to fight in the gladiator arena for glory all day.

>> No.43932883

>>43932836
im right on the dot lmao, weird

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>>43926056
German fox

>> No.43932889

Anon searches for the power to resists a Pharaohs Absolute Authority without also falling into that of the Aphosis's toxic grip. True Rebellion, the other monster girls will love it.

>> No.43932893

How do you stay a Paladin in MGE without being a murder happy Orderite? I just think they look really cool but I wouldn't want to offend monsters or make them think I'd hurt one on purpose.

>> No.43932910

>>43932877
because he started it, from his perspective the world suddenly shifts around him, he now has two sets of memories.

>> No.43932912

>>43932893
A paladin is just a knight with holy magic right? There's other gods that aren't evil or dark in aesthetic, so just go with one of those. Paladin of Poseidon

>> No.43932917

>>43932893
I assume is Order is mainly for chief god, so just Be a Paladin of one of the other fifty gods that exist

>> No.43932920

>>43932889
never underestimate a man's ability to tune out a woman's voice

>> No.43932922

>>43932910
unbelievable mental distress. immediately fall to the ground clutching your head and start crying and screaming

>> No.43932934

isnt this an older mg?

>> No.43932945

>>43932912
>>43932917
Would that work? I'd imagine going for Poseidon for example would give you water magic over holy.

>> No.43932951

>>43932920
The Pharaoh having a voice gifted to them by the gods themselves, versus my shitty 40 dollar earbuds

>> No.43932955

>>43932945
If it's being granted to you by a god that is not like unholy or something then yes it's holy magic, they would be water-based yeah but still holy magic
Or paladin of Eros, I feel like Eros is probably stronger than the demon lord actually by this point

>> No.43932958
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>>43932934
Yeah, invisible girls tend to be very old.

>> No.43932964
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Is it manipulative of me to want to be hurt or visibly distraught so that monsters pay attention to me

>> No.43932976

>>43932955
I doubt that dusty old virgin is powerful at all!

>> No.43932981

>>43932945
I assume it would be Holy Water magic, your not just a Water element mage, your a warrior with the divine blessings of Poseidon

>> No.43932986

>>43932910
>Your new self, bombarded with all the negative emotions of your current self
>Your current self, flooded with the memories of a life you never lived

>> No.43932991

Paladin of Eros are OP, they are able to use their Ultimate Skill "Match Maker" to instantly defeat any monster, Cupids hate him.

>> No.43932999

>>43932836
5.1 to 5.5 is the average size from studies being done.

>> No.43933010
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>>43932964
It's very natural to want someone to pay attention to you.
Please don't intentionally hurt or upset yourself to get your wife to coddle you. There's no need to beg for love- it's freely given. Just ask. Besides, you'll worry her.

>> No.43933023

>>43926135
you need percs

ask your doctor about percs

>> No.43933033

>>43932991
>Anon contemplates moving out of the city and living a life of solitude after another date doesn't work out
>Eros Paladin kicks his door in and carries him out fireman style into the house of a NEET Vampire that he met during a shopping trip two years ago that never had the courage to approach him

>> No.43933037
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>> No.43933051
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43933051

tom

>> No.43933081
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>>43933051
It will take more than soft ears and a fuzzy tail to break me.

>> No.43933097
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>>43933081
you only delay the inevitable, son of man

>> No.43933102
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>>43932254
Blue skin really is too strong

>> No.43933115

>>43933081
>A Chesh pops into your bed
>She starts whispering how cute it is that you keep resisting her
>Her tail creeps down into your pants and starts slowly jerking you off
>Just as you're about to cum she tightens her tail to stop you
>She whispers "Admit you're my tom, and I'll let you cum as much as you want"

>> No.43933135

>>43932945
You get a kickass trident and water magic but also deal with sea bishops on a daily basis and have to put up with definitely well adjusted psyches and behavior that comes from seeing hundreds of couples consummated while still being single.

>> No.43933159

>>43933135
Imagine the sea bishops falling for you and trying to claim you

>> No.43933173
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43933173

i want my mommy

>> No.43933180

>>43933115
Yank her tail and mating press her in retaliation

>> No.43933181

>>43933173
post this on 4mon

>> No.43933184
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>>43933102
Yes

>> No.43933188

>cait sith wants a husband
>"a furry convention huh? I bet I'll find one there!"
>3 hours later
>"I don't get it! How is literally every single man in that place gay?"

>> No.43933194
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Meowdy

>> No.43933200

>>43933180
>You plapped her for hours
>You roll over and pull her close like a daki
>She snickers and calls you her tom
You did exactly what she wanted, anon.

>> No.43933201

>>43933135
>>43933159
an entire congregations worth of sea bishops following a sea-paladin around, they just keep coming

>> No.43933205

>>43933159
Carefully managing your desperate clergy coworkers, extraordinarily grabby seafolk who can’t help but notice the single man who can breathe underwater without any help, and the fisherman fucking shits/extremist missionaries/order paladins/etc. in coastal towns encroaching on Poseidon’s territory sounds like a headache and a half.

>> No.43933206

>>43933188
Alp-con

>> No.43933210

>>43933181
I did anon
Help me they already doxxed me I'm hiding at a 711

>> No.43933217

>>43933210
Alright bro i'll come get you which 711 are you at?

>> No.43933225

>>43933194
Always wondered how she manages to always rob
>the bank Anon is at
>the train Anon is on
>The saloon Anon is drinking at
>The riverboat Anon is gambling on
>The carriage Anon is riding
And always at the time Anon is there.

>> No.43933230

>>43933010
sorry

>> No.43933231
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>> No.43933233

>>43933225
The Kit Kat Gang are at it again!

>> No.43933246

>>43933217
Oh it's the on at-

>> No.43933248
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>>43933210
Why are you hiding? I thought you *wanted* your mommy?

>> No.43933249
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43933249

>hag trying on her high school gym clothes

>> No.43933253
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>>43933230
It's okay.

>> No.43933269
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43933269

>>43933194
Meowdy yourself

>> No.43933277

>>43933206
alp-sith no good not allowed

>> No.43933283

>>43933225
That's alright, just wait I know what her next target is and I will be waiting with some demon silver pellets, this no good bandit kot is being brought in alive and impregnated.

>> No.43933289

>>43933269
>This town nyain't big enough fer the two of us, Marshmallow Marty.

>> No.43933299

>>43933289
The Winyald west truly was a different time.

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>>43933248
Foxes with fat tits need to be stopped they're too strong

>> No.43933316

>>43932964
That is practically the definition of manipulative

>> No.43933321

>>43933307
Wait Anon! It's a trap!

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>>43933307
Oh no! She sweaternaped that poor anon, the mofu mafia strikes again!

>> No.43933324

>>43933188
kek it do be like that

>> No.43933332

>>43933307
>>43933323
just slap her big fat dumb tits

>> No.43933333

>>43933332
Stupid fucking fox.... take this!

>> No.43933340

>>43933037
I bet eel breath is very erotic!

>> No.43933341

>>43933333
Well shit, Anon just crit.

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>>43933332
>>43933333

>> No.43933349

>>43933332
>>43933333
>Getting close enough to slap her tits
You've already lost anons

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>>43933333
>Anon offers a fox quintuplets
I'm sure she would gladly take such a generous offer, and your virginity alongside it, as well.

>> No.43933352

>>43933037
Cute eel

>> No.43933358

>>43933351
Sure, but it comes at the cost of her virginity. Also milk rights.

>> No.43933363

>>43933333
I wasn't thinking when i posted that how the fuck did i get a quint.

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>>43933333
checked

>> No.43933385

>>43931961
An intelligent and beautiful woman that trusts and respects me such that I can trust her in return.

>> No.43933399 [SPOILER] 
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>>43931934
Don't Open

>> No.43933404

>>43933399
I did it

>> No.43933411

>>43933399
Time to make her try all the positions she can't normally do with the snake half

>> No.43933415
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What item do I use to reduce TOM buildup?

>> No.43933416

>>43933415
tactical catnip

>> No.43933424
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Do you like smart girls that will lecture you about different subjects, or simple girls that are easy to fool?

>> No.43933425
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>>43933415
Cat girl vagina. It'll completely Mollify you.

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>>43933425
I really wish I had a gif of Cheshire clapping like Shia Labeouf

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>>43933424
Simple so we can do laidback cozy shit all the time

>> No.43933443

>>43933415
Tailjobs, they remove build up forever trust me

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>>43933441
>implying you can't be laid back with a smart girl
reading a book is one of the quintessential laid back behaviors

>> No.43933455

>>43933443
Nice try, good luck next time faggot cat.

>> No.43933499
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>Moths
>Like if Harpies were specialized in debuffs

>> No.43933510

>>43933499
i feel like sirens are all about buffs and debuffs

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>>43933510
I should have said negative status, and not just debuffs. You won't see Sirens debuff the entire enemy field with poison, paralysis, silence, confusion and sleep in a handful of turns.
Even Thunderbirds could only shock one enemy at a time.

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>>43933499
Moths are more like if harpies were specialized in lämps.

>> No.43933538

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to let in monster girls when its storming hard.
Even they can't take rough storms.

>> No.43933550

>>43933538
>be sure to let in monster girls when its storming hard.
I feel like that's a bad idea. Between inviting in Vampires, and doing good deeds for the twenty
-some-odd folklore creatures that repay kindness with either mischief or their idea of kindness, that sounds like a whole bunch of trouble.

>> No.43933556

>>43933530
Does she want an older filament light bulb? Or maybe one of the current LED ones?

>> No.43933577
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>>43933556
She goes big.

>> No.43933586

>>43933556
(you) are her favorite lamp

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>>43933538
>let monster spend the night for storm
>instead of rape, they make you steak and eggs while asking for another sleepover
Can you resist?

>> No.43933617
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>>43933530
Why are they like this?

>> No.43933622

>>43933615
>instead of rape
Poor thing must be feeling under the weather.

>> No.43933623

I hear mothmen like smart people.
They always tend to go after the brightest of minds.

>> No.43933639

>>43933424
I'd sit down in a monstergirls class, all the words would certainly stick in my mind much better being hypnotized by large swaying hag tits/ass

>> No.43933649

>>43932523
I like the idea of a kej teasing you at a distance with her hair. Then you see her giving you a coy look as it plays with your fingers.

>> No.43933660

>>43933617
Smug? Chaotic evil?

>> No.43933665

>>43933499
I was slightly entranced by those wings, not gonna lie

>> No.43933672

>>43933639
>hagbrain
Hard pass. I dislike elderly that still think they are seductive. It makes me want to disrespect them just to see the look on their face.

>> No.43933683
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This is the future the cats want.
Don't let them win!

>> No.43933684

>>43933665
>Getting caught staring at a monster girl
Can you withstand the teasing that follows?

>> No.43933685

>>43933683
Cats are carnivores ):

>> No.43933690
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>>43933683
I'll vote for kot

>> No.43933710 [SPOILER] 
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>>43933665
Feels good, right? Girls that can make you feel good just by looking at them are easily amongst the best of the best.

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>>43933617
Taking a mothgirl and making her a dancer just seems like overkill for bad status overload. Might be fun.

>> No.43933721

>>43929608
>>43929636
Whoa famous throat goat Nancy Reagan turned into a ghoul and is shitposting here?

>> No.43933722

>>43933690
Marshmallow Cat Unboxing!

>> No.43933772
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109382325
watch out for that moderately dangerous...rabbit? fox?

>> No.43933787

>>43933772
Don't let the sharp teeth, predatory gaze, or black spindly claws fool you. She's a rabbit
>moderately dangerous
I feel like she'd take offense to that, but I'm not sure if it's because of the moderate part or the dangerous part.

>> No.43933815
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Consider Succubus

>> No.43933820

>>43933815
very well

>> No.43933829
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>>43933815
But will they consider me?

>> No.43933839
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>>43933829
They'll consider you delicious

>> No.43933841

>>43927988
Best greentexts in a month, please consider continuing anon

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>>43933815
yea

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>>43933839
Oh my.

>> No.43933853

>>43933841
The thread probably won't survive the night. Best save a copy or make a note to remind the writer another day.

>> No.43933860

>>43933772
Evil bunny. Very evil. Very powerful.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wua1e9.jpg

>> No.43933864

I'm home alone and just heard a loud noise coming from the bathroom. What the fuck do i do.

>> No.43933875
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>>43933860
Oh yes, nothing says evil like running a candy shop out in the middle of the forest.

>> No.43933880

>>43933875
She's obviously a witch. Look at the size of that hat.

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>>43933815
I wish I could but they're just not blue enough.

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>> No.43933953

Does your wife not want you to shave your pubes? Does she like a hairy dick?

>> No.43933959

Licking the sweat off of a tanuki's salty steamy swamp-ass!

>> No.43933992

>>43933953
She absolutely doesn’t want me to shave

>> No.43933994

>>43933200
It would be on my own terms so it's ok

>> No.43934003
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>>43933953
No, shaving is silly.

>> No.43934010

>>43933953
>>43934003
Kill yourself.

>> No.43934026

>>43934010
NTA but there’s nothing /d/ about the amount of body hair on your monsterwife.

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>>43934010
>t. brainwashed by mindgeek

>> No.43934032

>>43931613
>go to /und/ undead
>post a pic of your balls and tell them that their cold, clammy bodies could never satisfy you and that you're going to marry a nice living girl
>collect (you)s
>angry undead ranting about what they would do to you
>mention that you would accept a dhampir in one of your replies
>guaranteed 1000 post thread

>> No.43934041

>>43933415
TOM is status effect and a buff to stats. To absorb TOM build up you must join the T.O.M Convenant and gain the ability to turn Kot into Molly. Power gains work quite like the freeze flame incantations (pre patch) from else ring. Massive damage, status effect applied on you and the enemy and can stun lock humanoid, just try to stay in control

>> No.43934042

>>43934010
How does a woman’s body hair angry you so especially pubic hair. You probably fuck hairless lolis that have no maturity to them at all.

>> No.43934045

>>43931757
>ywn hold your non-incubized husband in your normal sized, dainty human woman hands

>> No.43934066

>>43932500
If she saw me posting about Shog she surely knows I want both a Shog and a Kikimora. One to be my house, the other to clean my house.
Does this shog have any single kikimoras she knows and is on good terms with? I won't resist if she does.

>> No.43934074

>>43933037
>be captain in Order navy
>see infamous pirate flag
>move in to engage
>so do they
>wut.semaphore
>they're heavily outgunned, what are they doing?
>aquatic monsters jump off the pirate ship
>uh oh
>they board you in seconds
>eel pirate captain single handedly mops the floor with your crew
>deck is turned into a skating rink
>all your men are fumbling for anything they can use to stand up
>eel captain just smacks them back down with her tail whenever they try to aim a pistol at her
>eel slides your men off a plank one by one
>her crew is in the water below telling her which one they want
>you're the only one she doesn't toss
>coils around you and asks if you think cruises are romantic

>> No.43934084

>>43933333
Foxes confirmed BTFO

>> No.43934085

>>43931575
I will make and maintain on 4mon's /gif/ board rekt and war threads. It will send them a message

>> No.43934095

>>43934085
Portals shortly after the board being established.

>> No.43934105

>>43934095
Playing funkytown will stun mamonos and leave you enough time to flee

>> No.43934107

>>43934105
Watching that as a teenager traumatized me.

>> No.43934117

>>43934107
Faggot, just watch more until it feel dull, that's simple

>> No.43934121

>>43934117
A mamono would have you for that one.

>> No.43934126

>>43934121
Don't understand what you meant.

>> No.43934135

>>43934126
...

>> No.43934168

>>43934135
Can you explain what your previous sentence meant? I'm dumb and still can figure it out

>> No.43934183

>>43934168
Can't*

>> No.43934212

>>43932124
but you are also a kid

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>> No.43934239

>>43934225
Pet the cat?

>> No.43934251

>>43927896
> Prefers stick over fancy newfangled hit boxes.
Cute. Would rematch then take to private match.

>> No.43934296
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succ, super succ action

>> No.43934305

I’m gonna plunge the world into madness and chaos.

>> No.43934338
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deds

>> No.43934339

>>43934338
the undead make me feel alive

>> No.43934404

Reminder to not be sad
Sad anons are used as therapy humans for traumatized eros monsters

>> No.43934417

I finally figured out a surefire way to desmug Cheshires
You backhand her for her insolence

>> No.43934420

>>43934404
What if I'm just emotionally numb?

>> No.43934423

>>43934417
That just makes her moan "harder daddy~"

>> No.43934426

>>43934423
I'd pull my hand away in disgust.

>> No.43934522

>>43934003
Rata bush delicious!

>> No.43934562

>>43934404
>Traumatized Eros monsters
>Put her with a unhinged self harming violent schyzo
>Hope that he will help her
Horrible idea

>> No.43934573

>>43934562
I think you misunderstood
He will effectively be a stress ball for her to squeeze
Neither can move

>> No.43934580

>>43934573
I still don't see how things can go without someone getting killed

>> No.43934587

>>43933231
Is it bad if I wanna molest a dullahan's body while her head watches?

>> No.43934588

>>43933953
I don't care what she wants i'm clean down there of any hair

>> No.43934592

>>43934580
>he doesn't understand how 2 sad people perpetually locked in cuddles will make 2 happy people
Perhaps you need eros correction

>> No.43934612

>>43934592
Oxytocin overload

>> No.43934633

When was the last time KC said something regarding the game?

>> No.43934725

>>43932720
but i'm 183 cm tall

>> No.43934809
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Poof! You're a father now. Good luck!

>> No.43934844

>>43934809
Cute daughter

>> No.43934911

>>43926102
something about the face she makes in the third panel is really cute

>> No.43935022

>>43934809
>>43934844
Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go out and buy me some milk and a pack of cigarettes...

>> No.43935037

MMmm need moo moo milk cow now....

>> No.43935132
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43935132

“Cat women are sexy” - Shigeru Miyamoto

>> No.43935154

>>43934809
Must be really cold outside if she needs that coat in addition to her fluff.

>> No.43935190

>>43935022
What's the punishment for trying to avoid taking responsibility in MGC? A-asking for a friend

>> No.43935285

>>43934809
A daughter but no wife? Fine but no incest bullshit, being a father will maybe make less bitter

>> No.43935311

>>43935132
Yeah, chesh sexo

>> No.43935409

Imagine this:
>8' tall, desert-dwelling minotaur
>dual-wields oversized scimitars

>> No.43935424
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>>43935285
Maybe she's an orphan who just hatched and thinks the first person she saw was a parent

>> No.43935440

>>43935424
Again I don't mind and will take care of her but NO INCEST.

>> No.43935459

Imagine a kot massaging you with her fluffy paws... with her claws ever-so slightly digging into you at a comfortable capacity... All the time you can hear her purring...

>> No.43935471

>>43935459
I've had enough cats knead me with their pinprick claws that I don't want this... I have so many ruined shirts...

>> No.43935473

>>43935459
I'd love that except with chuffing.

>> No.43935485

>>43935471
This, no claw only fluff and purring. That's why I'm werecat/chesh enjoyer. Scalp massages won my bald head would regenerate my moral

>> No.43935583
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43935583

I hope you guys aren't planning on romancing anyone other than elves in Baldur's Gate 3

>> No.43935631

I had a nightmare that right after i died portals opened.

>> No.43935646

Alright I'm gonna see which Monster travels to my position faster than lightspeed from me saying this out loud now.
Ahem...
....
Man, I'd really like some kids. Two of them, maybe even three.

>> No.43935668

>>43934809
Neat, didn't think I'd get a daughterwife that fast once I walked through the portals. I won't even need to visit the local sabbath now!

>> No.43935719

>>43935583
the monstergirls in dungeon meshi are very good

>> No.43935735

>>43935583
>woke shit
Nope, I will play better Vidya instead

>> No.43935737

>>43934633
first questions and answers session he said don't talk about it.

>> No.43935748
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>>43935735
baldur's gate is good, cope harder brainlet

>> No.43935753

>>43935646
Three is a good number. Two daughterus, one son: eldest daughter, middle son, youngest daughter.

>> No.43935793

>>43935748
>Devs said that making a white human man character is bad and made a huge fuse about it
>Nigger and strong women on the box art
If you say so...

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>> No.43935834

>>43935793
got back to /v/eddit

>> No.43935851

>>43935748
I think you're thinking of the Baldur's Gate from the 90's, not the new one

>> No.43935864
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43935864

Aaaaaanyways, post hardcore pornography, not Baldur's Gate.

>> No.43935867

>>43935748
but it's got all that harmful rhetoric and misinformation about ms flayer

>> No.43935870

>>43935737
>he said don't talk about it.
really or are you joking?

>> No.43935892

>>43935870
>don't ask about "content we want to keep secret"
The words according to kemono.
the last real mention of it was in february.
>First of all, I'm sorry I'm so far behind on the RPG. I am still working hard on it.
>I have found a few staff members, and I know that my pickyness about all the details has slowed down the production.
>But what I want to make is not a realistic sized game to sell and make money, but to create the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia in the game, so I will stick to it and take as much time as I can, no matter the delay. I'm really sorry.

>> No.43935894

What monsters would fill a typical farm?

>> No.43935901

>>43935864
I just wanted to fuck cute elf girls who worship evil deities

>> No.43935903

>>43935894
That depends on the type of farm

>> No.43935911
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>>43935894
Who invented agriculture? The troll. Who invented gardening? The troll.

>> No.43935912
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43935912

>>43935894
cow and cow-adjacent

>> No.43935930

>>43935912
What about p’orcs and cockatrices?

>> No.43935939

>>43935930
if you squint and they still look like a cow you're good

>> No.43935945

>>43935911
So trolls milk holsts?

>> No.43935960

>>43935894
> Holstaurs and Minos
They got your dairy farms covered, and likely can do any kind of more general grain farming, too (especially Minos).
> Trolls
Versatile; can do anything.
> Alraune and Bees
They go together like peas in a pod! Watch out for grizzlies, tho.
> Arachne
Miss Arachne's farm features Anon Milk, and for a nominal fee you can even watch her trained technicians do that milking!
> Greenworm
DO NOT LET HER ONTO YOUR FARM. She says she's a farmer and just wants to talk shop. THESE ARE LIES.

>> No.43935966

>>43935945
You need big hands to handle such udderly ridiculous teats

>> No.43936004

>>43935966
I can tell that the holst cheshs are gonna love you

>> No.43936013

>>43935966
I wish she'd handle me.

>> No.43936019

>>43936004
>holst cheshs
>giant kots with giant milkers
I will not survive...

>> No.43936047
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43936047

>Jiiiiii~

>> No.43936050

>>43935440
Exactly. It isn't incest if you're not related!

>> No.43936052

>>43935960
Imma be a shepherd of undead and milk them for their kefir

>> No.43936068

>>43936050
No sexo with daughters and little girls

>> No.43936077
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43936077

>>43936068
You're making Miss Baph cry!

>> No.43936082

>>43936068
alas, i was unable to overcome her overwhelming strength

>> No.43936092
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43936092

>>43936052
I always imagine it as yogurt.

>> No.43936095

>>43936077
I don't like Loli, can help her to find someone tho but not me.

>> No.43936117

>>43935960
Imma get p’orcs

>> No.43936145

>>43934239
Use your "solid snake" on the cat.

>> No.43936164

>>43935894
barometz

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>> No.43936185

>>43936092
Truly the cows of the necromantic realms are unique!
>"Assistant, the cows are in the ghoul pen. Good luck. My chest is simply a byproduct of arcane augmentation."

>> No.43936189

To be pinned beneath the softest cow...

>> No.43936190

What happens if you disturb a Liches sleep? Probably when burglarizing their tomb or sneaking around their lair otherwise? Can Liches get mad?

>> No.43936204

>>43936190
what sleep? that sounds suboptimal

>> No.43936206

>>43936092
its most likely drinkable yougurt
but milking a wight and her giving me a face that tells me shes get me back in bed is best

>> No.43936220
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43936220

Screaming "get pregnant" at random mamano until one of them gets the hint

>> No.43936237
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>>43936220
it's a common way to greet monsters

>> No.43936239

>>43936220
> I have great wisdom related to this that I must pass to you now before the end of the thread.
"Get GREGNANT!"
> Only works for Anons named Greg

>> No.43936246

>>43936220
>owo succ finally got summoned
Is now her time?

>> No.43936260
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>>43936246
No. This is from the series where she lost the rock paper scissors match and her thicc friend got the naive sorcerer boy. Her time will come one day.

>> No.43936303

>>43936185
Does undead milk mark you for busty undead, or holstaurs like normal? I assume the stuff makes more undead spawn/makes you notice how big ms vampires tits are suddenly

>> No.43936311

>>43936260
Damn, I bet she's a high bounty target at the cupid guild.

>> No.43936350

>>43936204
I'd post that "thinks about dick in silence" picture but I can't find it.

>> No.43936366

>>43936311
>hugless
>kissless
>virgin
quite a rap sheet. she's lucky she's not a man or ms cupid might have to resort to extreme measures

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43936377

>>43936350
The archive provides

>> No.43936388

>>43936377
No wonder I didn't find it. I misremembered that it was black and white and had full two panels.

>> No.43936404
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43936404

Mice of the sleep variety

>> No.43936452

>>43936366
She may not get that kind of treatment from Cupids, but a Succ with these traits really has to be closely observed by them.

>> No.43936476

>>43936303
Yes, it does make you draw more busty undead attention and also can result in the spontaneous bosom blossoming in undead already interested.

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