/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43951507
choco monsters sweep

domesticate monsters

need
harpy

>>43951441
>she has to go to the lady's room.
>end up standing out there for 30 minutes
>ask the next monster going in if your wife is in there
>she says that the bathroom is empty
>...
>shit
>look all over the mall
>nowhere to be found
>SHIT
>go back to her maze
>she isnt there
>SHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
>end up looking all over town
>nowhere to be found
>FUCKING N-
>hear snoring from the trunk of your car.
>its her
what a silly mino.

>>43951543
how can anyone fight trolls when they're built like fertility statues

Not so shrimple now

>>43951507
sorry monsters but the quest is urgent and takes priority over everything, I will not "stay a while", I will take the mundane boons and rewards over any exotic options and I will avoid combat encounters because it wastes time and energy

>>43951522
That one sweeps the floors

>>43951525
Especially livestock, and especially especially the evil ones.

>>43950051
>>43950036

>>43951614
>Evil holst monologuing her plan
>Is going to give every monster big milky tits
>Choose to join her on her quest

>>43951652
Blaming her for either meaning of the word is too mean.

>>43951543
is aunty troll just trying to get me to rape, just look at her

>>43951652
kek'd
Now I realized that spacebattles and other shitholes would be treasure troves for extremists. So many future husbands to break in.

>>43951525
OK, now what?

>>43951659
>"yeah yeah im the cause of inflation. bet im also the bbeg, a murderholic, rapist, and slaver. right?"
>"actually i meant uh... the other... kind..."
>suddenly druella's eyes go bloodshot red
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"

>>43951652
this pic will the useful in the future, you can always tell when someone hasn't read anything other than third party sources when they start harking on about her

>>43951652
Gonna write stories about how she did nothing wrong to cheer her up

>>43951655
Evil? That's the second most morally upright thing I've heard any monster say, and the first was her monologue about ensuring that everyone is happily married by age ten.

>>43951716
you can also tell when they only looked at a few profiles without any further context
>HURRRRRRRR WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PROFILE ISNT EXACTLY HOW THINGS WORK? THIS IS JUST BRAINWASHING!!

>>43951652
I feel for Dru Dru. Condemned to be a strawman stuffed inside a punching bag in every normie hatefic just for starring in the most skub book in the franchise.

how does one tame a lim?

>>43951716
Try to talk about MGE extremists or monsterization in general ANYWHERE outside of this thread and you'll get that

>>43951719
I am going to write poems about her grace and benevolence and sing them across the land.

>>43951749
god just date the monstergirl normally this isn't advanced particle physics. unless your monster of choice is a physicist, in which case you better find a learncow to give you a crash course.

>>43951764
no, i will tame her to be my happy little cow

>>43951716
>hasn't read anything other than third party sources
Weirdly gives me order propaganda vibes. That now we know who is behind these edgy fanfics it’s all a bunch of order fan boys that need correction should’ve known.

>>43951716
still find it funny that MGE itself doesn't have a tvtropes page but spacebattle murderfics on it do

>>43951764
>Want to date physicist learncow
>Can't hold a conversation with her
>Ask to learn her secrets
>She gives you a crash course on advanced physics in bed
The lesson would really stick once you got out of traction.

>>43951716
honestly don't get why some people take a obvious smut setting so seriously and literally

I want onimusha wife. I want to be held in her iron grip. I want to kiss and lick her muscles all over. I want to be picked up so that I can reach and kiss her mouth.

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll 3.
After all this time, you finally have a house of your own. Your new home is located in a peaceful neighbourhood that just happens to have everything you may ever need, from entertainment, transport, medical services, etc. It is almost too good to be true...
Until they knocked on your door. Each of the three came to visit you at a different time of the day, with different gifts in hand but the same lustful eyes. It is then you realize that you have not seen any other man walking in the streets, almost as if you are the only one... Almost as if this was a setup. Who knocked on your door and what kind of mess are you in for?

As for me... I think I am in danger.

>>43951716
Now you can understand how the Order can still maintain such an aura of fear around monstergirls, and exert such a grip of control among their populace.

It's literally that easy.

>>43951802
It has more to do with TVTropes purging all 18+ content. You can still see the article on AllTheTropes.

>>43951819
Cheap ego boost.
They think they are above us "coomers" by pointing out MGE "fallacies" when compared to standard fantasy setting, which in some cases turn into an unhealthy obsession remember enslaved anon?

>>43951802
Wait you’re telling me there isn’t at least a thing for the abyssals here?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EldritchAbomination
And one for the Hebis and other yandere monsters here?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere
But the shitty edgy MGE fanfics have a page there?
Though I might be reading your post wrong because I only check occasionally on tvtropes for random information.

>>43951802
There was a page for MGE on TV Tropes, but it was deleted when the site purged all pornographic content to please the advertisers. Fortunately, another site called All The Tropes has their own page on it.
https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

No loli monsters real is proof enough we're in hell

>>43951844
Was that a recent thing that happened?

>>43951876
No, that was years ago.

>>43951833
I guess the Taco cat might be okay out of her natural habitat, but I'm really underwhelmed.

>>43951833
A Houri looking for love for herself, after faithfully serving Eros for many years. She seems like a really sweet girl. A Werecat who heard there was finally another single man in the neighborhood and immediately pounced on the opportunity, would probably get talked into a duo by the Houri in order to gang up on me.

And also the Zombie is here too. She was smashing herself against my door for the longest time until I opened it, then grappled me and still hasn't let go. May ask the Houri to please peel her off of me.

>>43951870
I'll believe in heaven when I'm embraced by strong muscle monster wife.

>>43951894
need big dog...

>>43951894
You get muscle angel wife and you’ll like it.

>>43951916
Make that a muscle Cupid and I'll take her, or rather let her take me.

I'm going to mail a letter to Druella. It will just be a blank envelope she'll open to find a folded paper in that has just this message
>Virgin

>>43951845
Even if you take out the coomer part you still got regular romance stuff with Eros monsters why do people have to be so stupid.

>>43951936
>regular romance stuff with Eros monsters
Doesn't count because they can't cuck you, or something.

>>43951757
You know I would understand why people would be really against it if it didn't end up being like the force healing you type of thing. Literally it's an ex machina that forces you to face all of your flaws fixes them and then makes you happy I don't understand why so many people get upset because maybe if it was another setting where it wasn't like that I could see it but that's not how this setting works

>>43951935
dont forget to kiss the paper to really rile her up

>>43951935
add a lmao at the end

>>43951749
Give her a bucket of chicken.

>>43951869
I'm enjoying reading this page, might bookmark and post in reply to retards shitting on the setting.

>>43951845
Enslaved anon would get corrected by abyssals when the portals open up possibly a Nacha for being into bugs I just get that feeling.

>>43951987
She isn’t a Hellhound anon.

>>43951833
>Cockatrice
>Dankui
>Hobgoblin
Of course a fucking dankui is behind this

>>43951882
>Not liking the siren or werecat
Oh boy, you're gonna get tommed by the cats and charmed by the siren anon, you'll be puddy in their hands

>>43951987
She's going to smack you and yell seduce me

>>43952028
so fancy chicken then

>>43952014
Mindflayer correction is a given, dude was seriously mentally ill and his brain needed rearranging

>>43952034
On that day bug boi became squid boi.

>>43951845
What was up with enslaved anon? Don't remember him at all

leave that faggot in the past
they are best left forgotten

Also What monster loves motorcycles

>>43951935
>It gets traced back to you
>Royal dark knights kidnap you
>Thrown onto her bed bound and gaged like a preset/offering
>Druella comes back from crying in the bathroom to see you and says "finally I won't be a virgin anymore"
I think you goofed anon, enjoy being Druellas hubby

>>43952049
Gigaschizo spawned from /tg/ threads. Wouldn't shut up about monster boys and MGE being akshully grimdark. Also infested the /vg/ threads where he found more approval, but from what I've heard he eventually ended up on /v/.

>>43952057
she messed up, lmao, shes already pink like a p'orc, she is gonna weight twice as much tho

>>43952027
I really wish I could trade the were at for a DEX build Jinko or almost any canine except THAT one and the siren for a gandharva or owl mage but yeah, that's how these things go. Hooray mamono mana...

>>43952049
You can easily go through the archives to see what he was about that I checked months ago to see who he was. But basic stuff about him, he was essentially a edgetard but on a whole another level of autism and crazy.

>>43951833
>Skeleton
>Oomukade
>Devil Bug
I can't imagine what kind of gifts they would bring, especially the last one. I think I'd go with Oomukade because she's most relatable and cute.

>>43952058
wait Is he the one that made the monster boy encyclopedia??????

>>43952078
No I’m pretty sure that was someone else and just made it to troll people.

>>43952078
No I'm not going to to talk about him any more, >>43952052 is right. Use the archives if you are so curious

What's the age range lolis go for?

>>43952052

>>43952057
damn
a self own going for low tier anon

>>43951666
Imagine getting pampered by this on a Friday night after hard week of work

>>43952095
shitty shog with a shitty bike
imma go with miss kiki and her nice chopper

>>43952163
Pretty eyes. Need more monstergirl art with a focus on their pretty eyes.

>>43952095

>>43952170
Inb4 that Anubis image. I love that thing.

>>43951870
We could all be beating up lvl1 slimes with little lvl1 adventurer girls right now, had we spawned on a better server.

>>43951833
turns out im being used to corrupt a valkyrie. where the greenworm fits into all this, i have no idea.

>>43952182
how about miss dragons pretty peepers

>>43952217
Greenworm just got pulled along for the ride, also she's here to eat everything in your fridge.

>>43952088
30 to 40 year olds but there is some ancient lolis that do have a shota fetish and go after the young ones.

>>43952218
I will accept no substitute, though I am easily distracted.

>>43952217
>you're alerted to the greemworm's visit by the loud sounds of munching coming from your vegetable garden.

>>43952242
My colonizing genes are acting up again I must have a harem of just ebony monsters.

>>43952228
>>43952249
il just stock my fridge with nothing but meat! that'll scare her away. il just have to eat any greens/fruit i buy the moment im home.

>>43952088
The same one as teenage or adult monsters do, anything above shota.

I love fallen angels, I love the idea of one slowly corrupting me making me just as much of a degenerate as them. It's really funny how they're the sexual equivalent of drinking salt water

>>43952217
the valk is being corrupted by unhealthy fast food, greeny is there to make sure there are no fruits for her to eat.

>>43952336
Architecture is not corruption and I won't stand for this slander.

>>43951507

>>43952347
its the fast that the fast food will throw her nutrient balance off and make her feel tired all the time. cant train to be a prime warrior if you just wanna sleep. that's where the dark angel's fun plans come in.

>>43952355
>its the fast that the fast food
oops.
just start at "the fast food" and ignore my retardation.

I'm gonna pickpocket monsters

>>43951749
The tail, grab the tail, molest the tail, kiss the tail, love the tail, massage the tail, lick the tail, rub the tail, squeeze the tail, pull the tail, twist the tail, hold the tail, scratch the tail, nibble the tail, jerk off with the tail, so on and so forth

>>43952369
As in put fairies in your pockets.

>>43952373
I fuckin' love spade tails.

>>43951833
>griffon
>valkyrie
>amonzoness
There's about to be a fight, isn't there?

>>43951833
>Kamaitachi
Oh no it's the knife weasels, come to cut me up like a band of ruffians. What kind of gift would they give? Bandages? "You're gonna need these later."
Yeah, no. If I wanted to be covered in wounds I'd dive into a bucket of bedbugs. I don't care if KC says they 'feel good'.
>Fairy
Now this, I can get behind. I'd fuckin' love having a fairy as a neighbor, or better yet, a roommate. Knowing fairies, she probably didn't bring a gift, but rather expected ME to give HER a gift.
...Which I would happily oblige. I'd spoil this bitch rotten.
>Dark Slime
Oh boy. Here's the neighborhood onee-san. Can't imagine what her gift might be. Probably some food item laced with horny juice. I bet it would taste fucking delicious.
Overall, they're a good assortment. I want to listen to them gossiping with each other while salve-weasel tends to my inevitable wounds and the fairy just breaks shit.

>>43952088
Its my head canon that they prefer faceless 20-50 oji-san but in reality they'll love you no matter what. Yes I self insert as the oji-san, no I have no shame

>>43952373
im not falling for that one again.

>>43952350
granny pls no more shogghetti...

>>43952384
Yeah. Good news is that amazon is going to be served a fat slice of humble pie.

THATS IT, IM PUTTING THESE MONSTERS ON A DIET!!!

>>43952350
What's Shog making?

>>43951833
I'm not in any danger what so ever.
If anything I could just close the door and be safe.
Gonna keep the zombie as a onahole tho.

>>43952393
Gimme both pls

>>43952419
>Your next Amazon package is a mimic
>The akaname slithers up a drain
You're not safe at all, you fool. Enjoy your future wight though.

>>43951833
Not sure how this is gonna work but a little something like:
Cursed sword is the most straightforward gifting me a whetstone with obvious implications and continues to come around most everyday
Wonderworm would gift me a bag of 'tobacco' and we'd probably get along quite quickly since I do enjoy a smoke.
Merrow would be in a reverse scuba suit or something, I like the mental image of her being a mobility scooter but with a tub of salt water instead of a seat. She'd gift me cookies that totally don't contain her love juices, I would eat them anyways.

I'd imagine it'd wind up with with ms.cursed sword slashing us during a smoking shesh between me, ww, and merrow then things getting weird real fast. Merrow would be the only one I don't have fun with as shed be busy inciting us and relieving herself as she watched.

ms succ would love to buy your old, used gear for...mercantile reasons

>>43951833
Forgot image
Not sure how this is gonna work but a little something like:
Cursed sword is the most straightforward gifting me a whetstone with obvious implications and continues to come around most everyday
Wonderworm would gift me a bag of 'tobacco' and we'd probably get along quite quickly since I do enjoy a smoke.
Merrow would be in a reverse scuba suit or something, I like the mental image of her being a mobility scooter but with a tub of salt water instead of a seat. She'd gift me cookies that totally don't contain her love juices, I would eat them anyways.

I'd imagine it'd wind up with with ms.cursed sword slashing us during a smoking shesh between me, ww, and merrow then things getting weird real fast. Merrow would be the only one I don't have fun with as shed be busy inciting us and relieving herself as she watched.

>>43952463
Please stop masturbating with my clothing.

>>43952508
me and shog
building a new world together
a better world

>>43952516
you can pluck freshly baked shogloaves straight off the shrieking shogtree. it's beautiful

She’s dead but that pussy ain’t

Reminder before you sign a demon’s contract you should it. Out loud, slowly as a whisper into her ear.

>>43951833
>Zombie
>Nekomata
>Gremlin
The first two stroll in like they own the place.
-Zombie seems pretty stuck to a routine, but manages to get things done. Insists that wherever I sleep is her room, even after I change rooms.
-Nekomata seems to be responsible for food, but somehow only seems to find whatever she can dig up outdoors. Cheerful, but catty with the other girls.
-Gremlin comes in and offers to fix everything up. She always seems to be busy fixing something, usually with metal and heavy wiring. She still keeps asking for samples with a rather sneaky look on her face, though...

>>43952614
Come back in a few centuries when you've grown up, girlie.

>>43952614
Come back right now, girlie

Mayor Anon how will you act on the current epidemic of bratty monsters?

>>43952695
maybe some kind of correctional facility will set them on the right path

>>43952695
They need correction from well behaved boys their age

>walking home from work
>bolt of lightning strikes the sidewalk in front of you (cloudless wednesday)
>CRACK, BOOM
>tall, six-winged, six-armed angel stands before you, perfect and beautiful as a marble statue, white toga barely holding onto her divine curves, faultless white hair falling in perfect curtains down to her hips
>"ANON. BE NOT AFRAID. I AM HERE TO DELIVER TO YOU A WRIT OF SUMMONS FROM THE COURT OF HEAVEN."
>unfurls a scroll from her fifth arm while you piss yourself
>" *ahem* IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU, ANON, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE POWERS WHICH BE, THE DIVINE HERALDS AND THE VIRTUES AND THE POWERS AND THE THRONES OF GOD AND THE ANGELS AND *deep breath* JUSTICE WHO WEIGHS THE FEATHER AND THE HEART AND METATRON WHO IS THE VOICE OF GOD, TO WED A HEAVENLY SERAPHIM OF THE NINTH CHOIR thatsmebytheway *cough* AS A REWARD FOR HER FAITHFUL SERVICE TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN."
>"IT IS A GREAT HONOR. YOUR ACCEPTANCE HAS ALREADY BEEN PREDICTED. YOU MAY FALL TO THE EARTH AND CRY IN GRATITUDE IF YOU WISH."
>brief pause for groveling
>"NOW, T-TAKE MY HAND please AND ENTER PARADISE ETERNAL."
wdyd?

What if mg's like in space

>>43952695
we need to deal with the problem at the source. im enforcing a new safe sex policy. only 1 raw creampie every 5 years.

>>43952712
>"you really really need to learn about the whole fate reading thing. hell even just looking at simple mana markers. see? im meant for a fox."

>>43952735

>>43952653
Wrong answer

>>43952672
Right answer

>>43952712
This is fine, probably.

>>43952739
this fox's breasts are too large.

>>43952747
i will drain them.

>Fox with a sarashi made of sealing talismans wrapped tightly around her modest chest
Do you dare?

>>43952729
>"... YOU HAVE EARNED THE WRATH OF HEAVEN WITH YOUR IMPUDENCE, ANON. MAY YOU EVER BE MARKED A HERETIC AND BLASPHEMER AND KEPT FROM T-THE PLACES OF GOOD FAITH A-AND, a-and... *sniff*"
>lower lip starts to wobble
>"fine, whatever. i d-don't- i'll j-just wait for- *hic* it d-doesn't matter. w-whatever."
>vanishes in a flash of light

>>43952695
SPANKINGS

How would your favorite Monster react to being told they're pretty or beautiful?

>>43952786
>rape

>>43952786
>duh, I'm part succubus
>we all are

>>43952786

>>43952770
>"so sis, how'd it go?"
>"I HATE MOFU! I HATE FOXES!"
>"yeah we kinda warned you about th-"
>"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>43952705
>not well behaved boys above their age
How else is the correction going to be effective if brats can't both figuratively and physically look up to the corrector?

>>43952786
>I know.

>>43952786
Mind rape

>>43952814
Mindflayers are not pretty.

>>43952814
Oh, interesting. So how does mindflayer react to-
>mind rape
Oh, okay. What ab-
>mind rape
Bu-
>mind rape

>>43952822
rude

>>43952786
Either humbly and gracefully accept the compliment, or not know what to say.

>>43952822
sounds like someone needs a mind rape!

>>43952836
I wear tinfoil, good luck.

>>43952827
Disabling the jinko's powers by dying the dark streak in her hair the same color as the rest of it

>>43952840
... anon, mindflayers go in through the ear.

>>43952786
"My, aren't you straightforward?" And then an equally unsubtle date invitation.

>>43952847
Earmuffs or headphones. BOOM done.

>>43952861
*eel noises*

>>43952845
You mean bleaching? Just don't dye the dark spots, you'll turn her into a black panther.

>>43952889
Those happen after she's confidently left the area where I'd still be struggling to pick up my spaghetti.

>>43952870
You seem to be under the impression that a mindflayer is a bug or noise or maybe some kind of energy wave instead of basically a slimy person with locomotive capabilities and a pair of hands.

>>43952712
yes i would fuck her oh my god is that what you wanted me to say? yes i would have sex with her. fuck you.

>>43952898
>where I'd still be struggling to pick up my spaghetti.
When she moves she sounds like wet spaghetti

>>43952870
She can just... take them off?

>>43952910
>and a pair of hands.
Slimy, slimy hands. Heheheh.

>>43952924
Good, no one will near my shame at least. Does that mean she'd be popular in Italy?

I'd like a flayer therapist without the mindrape part. Just having someone who can get into my head and tell me exactly what's wrong with me would be nice.

>>43952910
>>43952925
I can just use my hands to hold her off, pin her down or punch her. She won't get in my head. No Mindflayer is living rent free in my mind.

>>43952940
She has more appendages than you. She can fully restrain you AND take off your muffs at the same time.

Friday night with your auntster...

>>43952935
I'm sure they can do that, it's just easier to take care of it themselves.

>>43952935
I bet a learncow would be almost as good for that.

>>43952948
I have legs too, she can grab me but if she wants to stay latched to me she's going to get DDT'd when I pick her up and spin around to slam her on the floor. I can wrestle her down until she gives up. I am a MAN and I'm stronger than a mere woman.

pspspspspspsps

>>43952889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blmiTe8wzAM

do you think if go up and ask nicely instead of waiting to be raped i can get a monster to be gentle? it's scary but i'd rather ask than have my first time hurt...

>>43952961
She's an eldritch nightmare in the shape of a woman, not a woman. Her thought processes are even more strange and unknowable than normal monstergirls.

>>43952971
>an eldritch nightmare in the shape of a woman
who loves you very very much!

>>43952971
yeah but she'll respect our personal boundaries

>>43952967
You don't even have to ask, just start touching.

>>43952971
I don't care how eldritch she is, I'm going to bautista bomb her and then tap her out.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43952977
It's okay, ma'am. The shitposters are vocal but plenty of people love you and soon the caffeine will kick in.

i want you to shut the fuck up.

>>43952996
me?

>>43952996
I want you to sniff danuki breath too.
Once you do, you'll be converted to my way of seeing things.

>>43953009
not you, HIM.

I am in need to Reed
Tell me your favourite story/fanfic and I'll give it a go
Please no edgelord blood vengeance crawling in my skin garbage please
Also since I'm asking for yours I'll give you mine, White Horn Short by amoeba

>>43953013
>Well if it an’t the POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Sorry I just had too.

>>43952983
It's still wild to me that slapping a random girl's ass or groping her in any random setting could still lead to positive results when monsters are involved.

>>43953036
sudden groping will result in retaliatory groping and enforced sexual intercourse

>>43952967
Consider lolis

When will you leave don’t you sleep, have a job or a hobby?
Every thread you say this shit that I’m starting to think you’re a government agent spying on us breathfag and I don’t care how crazy that sounds.

>>43953065
All of these foxes look unhinged on some level.

>>43953076
kagerou's mostly fine. but she's also a wolf so you're still correct

>>43953065
>INSANE!
>insane~
>insane
>i-insane
i dont like my chances here doc.
can i get a fox my age instead

>>43953029
You likely read it already, but I have probably reread this one a handful of times now:
>Vampire Thing by Amoeba_Anon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33711700
I'm a big fan of the effective use of 4mon and its alternative world 4chan tropes.

>>43953093
Here.
She's thirty.

>>43953065

>>43953104
I suddenly realized I want a harem. A 30+ year old monstergirl who looks like she's 12 and comes up to my belly, and a 16 year old monstergirl who's nearly twice my size.

Mainly for the memes and hilariously awkward situations from strangers.

>>43953104
see now this is a trustworthy fox!
>one tail, not too fluffy yet.fox tails get bushier with age, just like they get trickier and trickier
>clearly not trying any silly tricks
>just wants some love
growing your own mega mofu fox is the best anyways.

>>43953156
That's a really cute art style.

>>43953165
Ah, you understand. Getting with your little single tailed fox, loving on her for six hundred years, until she's a big many tailed fox with lots of little foxlets.

>>43953178
some assembly required

>>43953178
>Getting with your little single tailed fox, loving on her for six hundred years, until she's a big many tailed fox
I see you're a man of culture. That's the best with foxes, and also other very powerful and long-lived monsters.

>>43953178
>>43953211
It's better to take a small fox and build her up into a great magical and love filled powerhouse, than to start with an already big fox.

>>43952695
mark for breeding denial

>>43952712
>sounds gey lmao
>now put on the clown outfit

Post your slimiest sandworms please!

>>43953239
pulling out and not finishing inside her vagina is a warcrime

>>43953252
brats need to be taught to behave

adventure

>>43953262
shes ice cold

>>43953262
I'm game but what class is she?
We gotta get the party setup right.

>>43953262
Am I exploring the vast expanses of her breasts?

>>43953266
healer, she has massive healing tanks

>>43953229
>>43953229
i should rather an already big fox take a small me and build me up into a great big lagical and love filled husband.

>>43953291
same, but she raises me to be her husband

>>43953290
a big healing sword too

>>43953291
Anon you're supposed to feedback loop with your small fox.

>>43953299
the milk cycle is a perfectly valid loop option

>>43951507

>>43953290
Ok so we talking oracle? Cleric? She has a towny look so maybe an alchemist?
That would be rather interesting.

>>43953322
cow healer, drink from her tits, get healed

>>43953315
While viable, the milk cycle is weaker in foxes. You'd be better off with a holstaur or minotaur for the milk cycle.

>>43953342
as if half of them don't multiclass cow

>>43953342
The milk cycle is also very efficient with goats.

>>43952735
artist?

>>43953347
Its really only useful with alchemist to mix into potions, although the charisma boosts can help sorcerers and paladins.

>>43953178
of course, thats the best part. watching your wife go from a tailet to megahag that can wrap you both in fluff.

>>43953353
it's those letters in the bottom right of the image

>>43952950

>>43953355
big and motherly enough to wrap both of you plus your many little foxes that havent grown up and moved out of the house yet

If I just get locked in solitary confinement in MGC jail, then no monsters can get me.

>>43953370
Heheh heh... yeah, no monsters will get you. Definitely no monsters. The guards won't take advantage of you or anything, not at all.

>>43953370
Anon... "solitary" as in just you and your chosen most compatible monsterwife, locked into a single small room with a very comfortable mattress

>>43952797
Just wait until the angels stop caring about mortal consent, after all they know what's best for them.

>>43953383
she needs to put on the clown outfit or i will stay forever soft

>>43953383
I'm gonna take scissors and cut her boob strips

>>43952935
Funny you mentioned that, in my Eros love correction camp the protag gets with a flayer who does just that. No mindrape or TF stuff since the protag is uncomfy with it, he initially gets sent there because he tries to steal one of those arrows that cuts you off from love and gets caught. He was planning on using it on himself, because he thinks himself so unworthy of monster's love.

>>43953373
>sentenced to 10 years in prison
>no parole
>"solitary" confinement
>assigned monster is a jubjub

>>43952971
That's why I love her, I love flayers and shogs so much. Imagine laying in your shogbed while she plays with your mind, leaving you with a dopey pleasure drunk smile that's leaking drool

>>43953415
What does the prison do with the cartons of eggs you'll be making?

>>43953397
>>43953394
>Gets raped by an angel for thousands of years
Don't mess with angels

>>43953430
she cant rape me if i aint hard
i need my bogie angel wife

>>43953425
>replying to Scatfag

>>43953425
Humpty eggs for the nicer inmates who were imprisoned wrongfully

gimnme bogie angel bogie angel bogie angel bogie angel

>>43953407
>the no love arrow
that was just an idea we played around with for a thread or two based on eros's no love curse, my idea was that every cupid would have one such arrow on them, incase they had to carry out a less than honorable deed for eros.
surprised that someone made a story that follows MGE's rules out of it.

>>43953470
>Anon gets 4 bogies and 4 angels as wives
A lot of prayer and circus shows are in your future

>>43953486
Well I think that curse is a canonically a thing, that was actually part of my plan that it was just a myth It's a curse directly from Eros. The arrow he stabbed himself was just a regular black lead one lmao, It's just that they intentionally spread that rumor that it's a physical arrow in case someone tries to steal it. It means they're either planning something really evil or something really harmful to themselves or others and need intervention. Eros is 200IQ

>>43953496
fuck off, go back to eating shit

>>43953505
>stabbed himself with a lead arrow
>on top of looking like an idiot, now has to be tended to by frantic coddling monstergirls

>>43953512
No thanks, I'm not depraved enough to play with feces.

Go project you degeneracy on someone else, preferably on >>>/trash/, just anywhere but here.

>>43953529
Not him but you’re the one who should be going to trash you subhuman fuck, nobody wants you or your attention whoring ass here faggot.

>43953529
Exterminate yourself /trash/vermin, we remember the times you forgot to take your name off.

>>43953529
Take the L breathfag you fucked up.

>>43953505
yeah the curse is a real thing but-
>It's just that they intentionally spread that rumor that it's a physical arrow in case someone tries to steal it
lmao.
>guy goes to steal no-love arrow
>decides to stab himself on the spot
>... and instantly falls to the floor
>the cupid he took it from starts laughing
>"well now look at you, ya bloody idiot. just layin' there!"
>"you actually thought that was real? you thought we would all just have an arrow with such a heavy curse for anyone to steal?"
>"you're probably pretty pissed off. dont worry i wont rape ya... thats for ms flayer to do!"
>"now think about what you've done while i take you to her office.

>No jinko bodyguard to catch looking in the mirror and pondering if she's maybe 'too buff'
Its the little things.

Steel from the rich monsters and give to the poor!

>>43953496
>>43953512
>>43953529
>>43953541
>>43953551
>>43953564
Same pickle

>>43953592
What do you mean? What are you saying we’re all breathfag I don’t even like Danukis they just don’t interest me.

I'm going to kneel to a Lilim.

>>43953609
>Kneel for a young Lim during her work shift.
>"Sir, this is a McMamano's, please order something or leave."

imma just steal a lim from royal makai and have her as my wife

>>43953573
thats not very understanding of miss cupid

>>43953616
Spawn camping isn't okay, anon

>>43953599
We all know only breathanon replies to breathanon. So stop samepickling

>>43953623
nah, just when one of the parades happens, just walk up to mom and ask for a neet lim then speed off when i get the ok

>>43953626
So breathfag hates himself?

>>43953573
You know the funny part is the flayer is actually very very nice to him, basically after he stabs himself with the black arrow he kind of clams up and won't talk to them at all just out of pure terror so they get a flayer to just read his mind and see why he did it, and she sees his biggest fears and why he did it and she becomes very sympathetic and explains and is put under her care. She actually doesn't flay him afterwards unless he asks her to, she just acts like a normal therapist for a while just to make him comfortable.

Flayers are very sweet lovely girls I hope it kind of improves their reputation and makes more people like them

>>43953637
No one cares enough to respond to him, so he false flags himself to keep himself relevant.

Every single time someone replies to him, and yes 100% of the time, it's just him. This is the last I'll speak of this as to not stroke his ego further.

>>43953647
schizo

>>43953616
This, but arch imp instead.

Stop talking about the namefag and talk about the superiority of vampires

Which monstergirl makes thx sound when she cums

>>43953665
Can a vampire shit on my chest?

>>43953665
I dunno, I keep going outside and some Brujahjust keep pestering me.
Its getting annoying, at least the Nospheratu just keep to shitposting on VampNet

bros... my fox folder...
its growing exponentially

>>43953665
>superiority
lmao

>>43953688
Much like foxes, fox pics have a tendency to multiply exponentially

>>43953688
Foxes are lame. Pursue alternative mofu instead, like ratas and danukis

>>43953688
It's already too late for you.

>>43953688
i need to remember to save more fox images (even if i do remember i wont, and if i do save it'll just rot in the download's folder.

>>43951824
Understandable.

>>43953710

>>43953688
My folder consisting of entirely hand picked foxgirls has nearly reached 1 gig.

>>43953710
There is a more exotic mofu. A mofu too dangerous for most men. You must seek this mofu to truly ascend to the apex of mofu degeneracy.

43953660
end yourself, scatfag

Fuck monster girls!

>>43953795
now this parties getting started

Imagine The portals open and you go outside and get claimed by a mud girl

I love her but still

>>43953641
that sounds so nice...

>>43953795
You have no idea what you just unleashed.

>>43953811
*smooch*

>>43953811
It is, when he gets flayed willingly she walks him through his traumas, his fears, everything. He was terrified the first time that he would get like transformed but she does not do that to him, I'm considering letting him decide that he wants to transform near the end but at the same time I do want people to understand that flayer will not force you to become a tentacle monster If you really really don't want to. I really like flayers a lot anon

Cheshire Cat

>>43953804
If anything, I'd be claimed by one of the multitude of stray cats scratching at my door.

>>43953853
Tom

>>43953852
>>43953863
Dangerous.

You are all pathetic prudes. I hope each and every last one of you get subjugated by extremist mamono that teach you to be more lewd.

Especially (You). You know who (You) are. (You) are miserable. (You) need to learn to enjoy yourself.

Lewd handholding, and I don't mean the meme kind.

>>43951833
>Hinezumi
Neat, I can practice martial arts with her.
>Gazer
Neat, I can play videogames and watch anime/manga with her.
>Redcap
Uh...I can...uh...practice my HEMA techniques by having to fend off her crazed onslaught with my training longsword? Look, I like that one shortstack Redcap picture that occasionally gets posted here but I'm nowhere near interested in bloodplay or maso-sadism. Hopefully she's nicer than average for her species.

>>43953875
She can't fix me

>>43953875
I see using that poptart as a summoning catalyst worked.
Time to grope the demon pudge.

>>43953875
>Demon gives an evil speech after you sign the contract about how you'll fall into darkness and depravity
>All she wants to do is handhold, cuddle have romantic dates, and so many headpats
I want a refund

>>43953901
Pudgey demon enjoyers are the wisest men

>>43953897
This kind?

>>43953875
>>43953915
"I AM ANGRY"
"ANGRY ABOUT AMERICA"

>Demon183
That's lewd

>>43953915
Listen, I just want soft monster wives to squeeze.
That and she can appreciate good food.

>>43953930
No monster can beat the burger.

>>43953688
It's about to grow even bigger

I want to be a Mindflayer's squid forever. I want to eternally be trapped in writhing pleasure and mindless euphoria. I want nothing more than to be a mass of eight penises constantly ejaculating and worming into my Mindflayer wife'a innards, latched to her and never letting go again. When I become a squid panties, I'm never coming back out again, never reverting to human form. I'll have finally reached heaven.

>>43953922
Hahaha...no

>>43953951
i feel like i can make out a single pixel of her clitoris

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while putting your cyclops wife in heavy armor may up her defense...it also lowers her speed by about 10ft.

>>43953967
Multi Armed Elf?

>>43953977
>10 ft

>>43953964
Basedo, a roleplay I want to do with a flayer is me being an adventurer getting trapped in her lair and slowly being mindbroken by her and becoming her love slave

>>43953982
Wake me when you got an elf with multiple buttholes.

>>43953986
Yup.
Granted, if you get it made out of Mithril she'll be a bit quicker.

>>43953899
The proper punishment for a stubborn man? Bondage
>>43953901
The proper punishment for an overly handsy man? Bondage
>>43953910
The proper punishment for a man that can't enjoy dates and headpats? Secret bondage in public

Don't worry. You'll love it! And she's contractually obligated to show you a good time!

>>43953967
SIX ARMPITS
Imagine.

>>43954017
How's tying up a blueberry going to make me less stubborn?

>>43953982
>"Handholding? These hands can hold...all sort of things..."
>"Let me show you..."

>"Hey..."
>"Look at me when I'm talking to you..."

>>43953951
I would go under ms. big fox's skirt

>>43954028
If you only knew how NICE things really are

>>43954054
haha
muff hat

>>43953840

Good boys get to help Ms. Demon bully the Angels. Naughty boys get bullied alongside the Angels.

>>43954081
You don't have 72 pictures of automaton
>>43954059
You don't have 468 pictures of demon

>>43954081

>>43954109

>>43954119
Reminder that all monstergirls can read electronic storage devices by licking them a bunch. This is canon to the genre.

>>43954109
?

>>43954106
What if I wanna work with Ms. Bogie and play with the naughty angels?

>>43954115
Wish someone loved me this much

>>43953763
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>>43954167
Are you new?

>>43954158
imagine

>>43954167
Don't ask. It will derail the thread.

>>43954106
I'm not letting her bully my valkyrie

>>43954149
>tfw ywn have fun toying with the haugthy little bratty angels
>teaching them all that they do is causing suffering
>Then teaching the way to remove it is with laughter and smiles, nice honest smiles made by a funny looking person
>We just need to teach them how to be funny looking
>funny bone by funny bone

>>43954017
I think this demon might have a fetish for bondage...

Dear future monstergirl waifu,

Please give me lots of kisses and headpats. I am uncomfortable with physical contact due to years of solitude, so make sure you restrain me properly so I cannot escape.
Please remember that humans have needs other than sex and cuddles. We like conversation, entertainment, and delicious food. That last one is very important. The food should be tasty such that I don't need to be restrained to eat it.

>>43954240
Dear future monstergirl waifu,

Please be real

>>43954179
She looks nice but I can't read moonrunes.

>>43954255
>in the year of our lord Xenu Two Thousand and Twenty Three
Right click search with google and then "Translate"
Or open with google lens on the phone.

There, I just broadened your horizons by about 500% percent

>>43954226
And that's a good thing.

>do not mow my lawn for a months
>there are alarunes everywhere having hot lesbian sex
>they keep knocking on my window and pressing their titties against it

German Monsters

>>43953811
>>43953964
Duality of man, equally-based takes.

What monsters make the best minions and goons?

>>43954429
Open the window and breathe in the fresh phero- I mean air anon, trust me they won't make you a dazed horny mess and force you to drink their nectar or anything

>>43954500
Greenworms

Time travel to stop myself from ever fucking and being forced to marry my gremlin neighbor and her automaton, come back to alarms going off like crazy.

>>43953609
>>43953613
>lims with high ranking jobs just act as if it's normal
>lims with average salary jobs are flabbergasted at first, but give in to their oujo-sama desires
>minimum wage lims just get pissed
>neet lims have no idea what to do, it's probably the first time they've seen a dude that's not their dad

I want a lolim wife

>>43954550
Clack