/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Go to the hospital for a headache
>Ask me very invasive questions, for me to strip naked and provide a sperm sample.
>Go to to the dentist for a toothache
>Ends up straddling me and trying to kiss my tooth better (make out with me)

This is impossible. God knows what happens if you go in for something serious.

>>44065330
Akaname thread
And last thread, Anon-tard was bitching about a little Succ rimjob.
That thing is going to be halfway up Anon's large intestine if he's not careful.

So how about that HEAVY METAL huh?

>>44065383
>be Anon
>go into first treatment room
>'pants off, lie down, have to take a sperm sample'
>finally get to leave
>next treatment room
>same thing
>eight hours later Anon is still only in the fifth treatment room
>"Fuck this Janitor job, they can just hire Kikis like everywhere else does!"

>>44065519
This is medical malpractice! I demand to see the doctor in charge!

>>44065469
>trying to start shit in a fresh thread
You're no better than him

Post girls with sexy tongues. Tonguelets need not apply.

Embrace the Chaos.

Mindflayer rimjob

>>44065696
>go for a walk in the woods
>meet a fox
>fox looks at you and whispers:
>"Chaos reigns"

Come on, do something

>>44066060
Sexo

Dragon hags?

True feelings come out of a bottle.

>>44066427
Mamizou, more like Mommyzou

She's got bangs now. And the mouths are bigger.

>>44065330

>>44065641
You mean girls like this one?

I am the most evil anon
And to prove this, I will feed foxburgers to the cows

>>44065641
Highly trustworthy fox. You can trust her to devour you.

>>44065641

Getting raided by a banshee swat team and assigned a team of zombie handlers for attempting to buy Grey lamentation mushrooms on the black market as a single human male

>>44066745
Shouldn't they be completely fine with you buying those?

>>44066777
didn't have a license

>>44066777
Generally they'd want you not to die, not unless you already have an undead wife, thus their air of death sensor goes off and they sense a crisis

>>44066745
Honestly I would try them so I wake undead and scare people with my hand falling off then moving

>>44066816
it's not deadly for guys but it does attract some attention

>>44065330
>be Lord Anon (cont.)
>Royal Snuggling Time, as usual
>"So, why all the monsterised girls as Succubii, and why so much Yuri..?"
>"Oh [blushes cutely], it was convenience really, human women are dumb and greedy and easy to trap. Initially I had all Kiki maidos, like most other castles do, but... [starts to sob into Anon's shoulder, sniffling] There were all these asshole Anons... and they'd come storming into the Throne Room, and I'd be expecting them to either want to fuck, or at least to fight, but nooo...! They'd just grab the nearest Kiki and run off with her, laughing. I was going back to the Academy every few months asking for more staff, and then when it kept happening, I had Kikis lining up outside waiting for a vacancy, just so they could be the next one to get grabbed... It was so embarrassing. So I sacked them all and started converting threedees, and uh amusing myself, until my Darling Anon arrived. And I kept using the Alp ones in the Throne Room so those assholes would grab them first."
>Anon [nervously]"So you used to have Alps...? But they all got taken by those assholes, righttt...?"
>"Uh, I think so, it's so hard to keep track of them once theyre all in Court livery. Why..?"
>"Oh, no reason, I guess I've just never actually seen one then."
>Lilim settles in and falls asleep as the oversized little-spoon
>[Anon, under his breath] 'nohomo, nohomo, nohomo'

>>44065330

Cow slime.
https://files.catbox.moe/3r37sa.png

>>44066697
>monster girls lewdly pressing themselves against your submarine

>>44066914
>yellow
that be a cheese slime

>>44066717
"devour" me? "unzips dick" well go right ahead foxy-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>44065577
>Janitor Anon
>staggers weakly out of Treatment Room Seven at almost midnight
>Nurse Kiki sees Anon faltering anf gets him onto a gurney
>"Takes zhe Anon to zher Doktor in scharghe, Shtatt!"
>the Neko orderlies wheel him into Dr U.Nicorn's office
>"Oh, this is dreadful! Get this poor Anon up on the table, and take his pants off, I need to take a sperm sample immediately."

>>44066958
>unzips dick
That sounds painful.

>>44066729
This crazy snake/birb is making a convincing case to check out that dumb gook game (or at least the fanart)

Everything changed when the horsepussy nation attacked.

A Slime

>>44067012
https://files.catbox.moe/99mup0.png

>>44066958
Nice gore faggot, kys

>>44066958
kys faggot

>>44067034
It's too dangerous to go alone!

>>44067032
>Every thing seemed lost, until one brave Anon realised that they were vulnerable to a counter-attack on the flanks and striking deep in the rear.... elbow-deep in the rear, actually.
I actually like the realistic details in that pic, down to the protective hoof-cap shoes and practically proportional kit.
>Except the Lilim in the back needs bigger horns.

Lilims are for anons who autistically obsess over power scaling.

>>44067143
Gray squirrels are American after all.

>>44067160
Lerolerolerolero

Whelp, this thread will be dead again for the next 3 hours so I might as well lay down some hard hitting facts.

Monsterization is a key part of the MGE setting. This is made abundantly clear by KC. There is a tremendous amount of lore on monsterization, across alm the official printed materials. There is no avoiding it.
If you don't like monsterization, then
>stop replying to posts that discuss monsterization
>leave these threads if you are incapable of doing the above

>44067188
Shouldn’t you be in /tg/, /jp/ doesn’t like you here.

>>44067205
Monsterize this: *farts*

44067188
too long+didnt read+you like men+L
>>44067205
i dont mind and in fact i would love monsterizting girls with my wives, i wont touch them but i'd most likely knock them out so my wives can get to work
then let her loose to make more monsters

>>44067072
>"G*re!", Dr U. Nicorn M.D. B.S. stamped her hoof angrily, "I'll have you know that Doctor I. Nari is the finest Abdominal Surgeon and Liver Specialist in the entire hospital. And why she chooses to operate on patients unclothed is for hygiene reasons, and is none of your business!"
>she stared angrily at Anon
>"Now take your pants off, and lie on the table, I need to take a sperm sample... for research purposes..."

>>44067231
I have a painful cyst on each legs making me walk like a retard. Heal that first, cunt.

>>44067188
I can't believe my old home mg thread now replaced /tg/ threads as the source of retarded crossposters, fucking hell

>>44067223
It's a shitpost

>>44067225
>lights fart
>monsterizes flame
Pic related, Alp.

>>44067250
>Dr U Nicorn examines cysts
"Sorry, Faggot, that's AIDS. I can't cure it, but do I know a Lilim who can help you live out your dying days as a fresh new Alp."

>>44067281
OP Akaname approves of this thread of shitposting.
>still wants to french-kiss her Anon afterwards

Yeti hugs
Yeti non lethal vore

>>44067347
I know there was a picture of that on aryion.

>>44067312
I'm still a virgin and don't inject thing with used syringe, that impossible. Thanks for nothing, I will try to see a real doc.

44067281
l>long ass word soup
>is shit post
waste of space much like the fucker who posted it

>>44066427
A djinn came out of my bottle, please help what do i do with her

>>44067385
Ask her to give you whatever you wanted to drink.

>>44067385
Aren’t djinns kinda scary looking, that I’m starting to imagine a very villainess looking djinn.

Abyss.

Vampiric slimes

>>44067382
I wish to be death--I mean love rolled.

>>44067374
Dropping a > from your reply just so you don't give the poster a (you) is retarded, either don't reply or accept you got triggered.

>>44067154
you do realise theres alot that can be dont outside of strong succubis right?

>>44067131
>be Anon
>has to go on a journey for a while for... reason.
>while packing his bag, Green Slime waifu hands Anon a large wide-mouth jar of her goo
>"Gee, thanks, Sweetie, I'm going to miss you too. But I'm not drinking that, you know where it will come back out, right?"
>Goo-girl giggles, "Silly Anon, it's not for you to drink. Whenever you're lonely and miss me, you can coom in my goo. And then when you get home you can pour it all into me... plus your fresh coom, of course."
>Anon brings home the jar two weeks later
>it's almost pearl white
>Slime waifu opens herself almost in half and pours it directly on her core with a happy smile.

>>44065504
Heh, made me smile

>>44067429
Stupid slime dork can't even bite you

>>44067429
Wouldn’t that be like a leech girl they’re slimy.

>>44067439
Damn, Anon got really lonely on his journey.

>>44066882
Heh, I love your stories

I like it when
>A girl shows awareness of not only my arousal and it's causes, but also my own feelings about such things
>A girl can talk to me rationally and even scientifically about things like sex and fetishes
I hope such things are a core part of Nymphomancy theory. I dislike girls that think they can flash their tits, cast a spell, exploit my fetishes, and expect me to fold.

>>44067482
sounds like you are into liches, those fucking nerds as well as hakus and tengu

>>44067422

What monsters would join me in drawing lewd graffiti over Orderite abbeys? I'm not just talking a badly drawn penis, I'm talking full on frescos of naked MGs painted on over the course of a single evening to the horror of all of the prudes.

Titty milk from abyssal holstaurs hits different man your whole life will change in mere seconds when you drink the eldritch milk.

>>44067517
Leanan Sidhe delinquents

>>44067517
Art Fairy and her lewd cousin, Succufairy.

>>44067288
Isnt she technically my daughter then?

>>44067530
>>44067536
It's not vandalism, it's an installation!

Hug?

How do monstergirls use everyday appliances like toothbrushes with their meaty paws

>>44067536
>>44067525
>>44067558

>Me and my fellow extremists aren't really well suited for combat.
>The pen may be mightier than the sword, but have you ever seen a Leanan Sidhe hold a sword?
>But we help out where we can.
>Namely, by performing art terrorism.
>We sneak into order cities and find the large meeting areas, preferably religious buildings.
>In the evening, we have a naked MG model for us while we work as a team to draw a lewd image magnified several times over.
>We then smuggle the naked MG back out (hopefully with her new husband) in the early hours.
>Order spends the whole day cleaning our lewd mural. Someone usually gets caught jerking off in the toilets.
>Rinse and repeat with a different girl each time.

>>44067525
The whispers.

>"Buy bigger bra. Again."

>>44067575
With significant difficulty

>>44067577
I want this story.

>>44067575
Carefully

>>44067500
Not him, but I do find a girl writing a treatise on why we should bang kinda hot. It's charisma married to autism.

Sometimes you ride the bull, and sometimes the bull rides you.

>>44067607
And sometimes the bull rides the mechanical bull and gets upset when they fall off of it.

>>44067575
they need their husbands to brush it for them

>>44067451
Doesn't Musume's Leech-girl have a <heretical but biologically-correct feature>???
Scarier than any Vampire.

>>44067482
Hakutaku.
They're basically the Kinsey sex-researchers of MGE, without the homoshit.

Excuse me, but part of a pretty lady wanting to impale themselves on my sausage am I supposed to find scary or untrustworthy? You sound insane when you say something like that. I'm going to go up to a big Fox lady and bang her right now and trust her so hard and then drown in her mofu. There's nothing bad about trusting Foxes with your kids.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44067385
Ask the Djinn for a WineGote, her bottles won't ever run dry.
And neither will she.

Where's the cheese?

>>44067205
>Lilim gets sick of Anons whining.
>Monsterizes a queer guy into an Alp Cu-Sith for maximum canonical seethe

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Roll for one monster.

You've been asked by this MG to introduce her species to a village of people totally unfamiliar to monster girls. She hopes that her, and a group of her friends, will be able to move in and find husbands among this group of humans.

What do you say to sell her species? What positive attributes can you focus on, and how do you assuage any potential reservations people might have about them?


>Dorome

>Excellent wives, very gentle and tender with their husbands.
>No need to worry about building new roads or homes, as they are excellent earth elementals.
>Can open a spa to perform mud baths to boost the local economy. It's excellent for the skin!
>May be simple minded, but this just means they are easy to mould (literally) into the village life style.
>Can make copies of themselves to make work a breeze.

>>44067772
She better be into femdom as well

I wonder how many monster girls lurk these threads.

>>44067575
>Cunning Danukis see a market and start to sell lonely single Mamonos those big chunky electric toothbrushes so they can grip them more easily and not need to move them manually.
>Realize after a few months that none of their customers are buying any toothpaste.
>Greedy Danukis start stocking other battery-powered devices under the counter.
>MGCPD Vice Squad raid the joint and confiscate all their stock
>All charges dropped a week later because "somebody" broke into the Evidence Locker and there's nothing there anymore.

>>44067575
Mamono mana

>>44067817
I'm not qualified for any of this but
>Vampire Mosquito
Ahaha, I got nothing man. I'm losing this job and everybody will be unhappy with me

>>44067817
>Lilim
>they’re all cute in their own ways
>incredibly powerful and can protect you
>I’m gonnna be honest, if your village has been marked as a source of Lilim husbands, you’re already wed.

>>44067817
>Orc
>Listen, we don't have much time, just gather everyone in the village
>There's 30 to 50 feral hog girls about to charge into your yards. A group of them jumped me on the road and forced me to come here and tell you this
>They said if I can convince you to surrender peacefully they'll play nice. So here goes:
>They are cute in a strange way, their floppy pig ears and tiny tails remind you of a piglet. Like all mamono they are drop dead gorgeous by your standards
>They have some uh, pretty meaty bodies. Tits, ass, legs. The whole package. Strong hips.
>Some are quite chubby too if you are into that
>They seemed very excited to find a husband. I'm sure they'll treat you well. One pulled me apart and let me know she wants a man who can treat her like the sow she is, so you may not be doomed to be a cumpump for them.
>Their leader is the most beautiful of them all, and she s-smelled kinda nice
>No, I'm not a pervert, she just smelled nice! I swear!

>>44067817
>Griffon
Don't know, they will stole your things and rape you because you want to get them back. Shoot them on sight as far as I'm concerned.

>>44067517
I was immediedly reminded of the graffiti scene from Life Of Brian
>anon drawing lewd graffiti caught in the act by a stern Valkyrie
>she starts angrily pointing out the anatomical mistakes that need to be fixed

Griffon
Don't know, they will steal your things and rape you because you want to get them back. Shoot them on sight as far as I'm concerned.

>>44067881
>>44067927

Ratas are seething right now. Never going to get a writing job like that. Watch:

>Vamp Mosquito.
>Cunning and selfish, means that they will almost always act in their village's self interest.
>Buzzing might be annoying at first, but is guaranteed to ward off attackers and raiders.
>As a bonus, will be very easy to get to sleep.
>As they guzzle blood, they adapt themselves to make themselves far better wives and mothers.
>Neck nibbles are very comforting after a long day in the fields.

>Griffon
>Highly protective and territorial, not even the tax collectors will try and enter unless it's under the griffon's terms.
>Feathers are highly sought after, will bring in big bucks.
>And that's assuming the griffons didn't have a horde of shinies before that.
>Very soft and reaffirming embrace, you will literally never feel safer.
>Can fly, and are big enough to carry humans. Incredibly useful.
>Don't have to do the normal "Pitiful, mere human" routine. She just wants sex and sees you as valuable afterwards.

>>44067817
>dark angel
Say, you guys are religious and all right?
Good
Just keep in mind that things happen
and uhhh.... They will certainly listen to your prayers, in fact you could say that you'll be very blessed indeed...
>Taps out in morse code that there is a dark valkyrie watching his every move

>>44067817
>Dark Priest
i'm not doing this

>>44067979
Nah both are shit and will ruin the village.

>>44067941
Heh, that would perfect
>Valkrie catches anon vandalizing the Orderite temple
>"I see the Mamono did not teach you proper anatomy, Is that supposed to be a penis or an arm?"
>Spends the next 5 hours reworking various body parts
>its truly a work of art by this point
>not a single flaw
>tired anon looks down at the valkyrie to see if he's finished now
>no where to be found, her job is done
>Several other valkryie see Anon getting down from his ladder
>chase ensues

>>44067817
Wonderwurm
Advantages:
It gets legalized.
Permanent 420.
Tourists like Amsterdam coffeeshops.
Valuable export commodity
Artistic creativity increases.
Commercial opportunities selling snack foods.
Cons:
Dirty smelly hippies

>>44067817
>dormouse
She doesn't make it to the village because she's mine now.

When her group of friends show up, they'll be mine as well.

>>44068019
>One literally removes tax collectors
Nope, I think you have your priorities backwards

>>44067817
>hit the reels
>see apophis when the reel is scrolling
>have some subconscious thought how about I like her
>it actually stops on her
Guess I'm snekfodder now

>>44068030
>"Chief of gods they go house?"
>"I-It's a caption M-Miss Valkyrie"
>"Then where's the speech bubble? And how many stripes should a hornet have?"
>"F-four?"
>They find anon and the Valkyrie performing punitive paizuri in a pool of paint.

I wish monster girls were real goddammit. I’m tired. I’m lonely. I’m jealous.

>>44068066
Theres plenty of monstergirls all around, they're just ugly and the monster is on the inside

>>44068056
>Anon is lined up with a bunch of other dissenters, thieves, and nerdowells
>Paizuri?
Yes
>right take a bottle of lotion and out the door to the left
>Paizuri?
Yes
>right, take a bottle of lotion and out the door to the left
>Paizuri?
No not me, they said I can home
>Really? well congratulations!
No i'm just pulling your leg, Paizuri for me!

>>44068043
>Removes tax collectors
Enjoy seeing your village cut out from any commercial routes and burn down

>>44068109
Enjoy seeing the local baron coping when the Griff's establish their own trade routes and repel his warbands without issue

>>44067188
Love me ilias

>>44067817
A horde of Akanames
Pro
>you'll never be dirty again
>they will actually appreciate that your Village is a muddy undeveloped shithole
>no running out of TP
>not only like anal, will go A to M after
Cons
>will still want to french kiss afterwards

Monsters can't get me if I just throw sticks of dynamite and grenades at them. I'm obsessed with explosives and have rigged my home with tannerite, so good luck entering now Extremists, I sit behind a sandbag wall in the basement pointing a recoilless smoothbore at the stairwell leading down when I feel threatened.

>>44068115
Tax evader deserve the chopping block

>>44068103
>What has the Makai ever done for us?
>The araduct?

>>44068170
This sounds like a job for Smoke Hobo and her intangible abilities that make her immune to explosives.

>>44068170
>Cheshire enters anon's bunker
>Just eats the explosives
>Muffled sounds of explosions from within her guts
>"That's a spicy meatball!"

>>44068212
thats more a bogie sctick, they would replace it with teabags

>>44068191
>reveals TNT vest last resort
Just because she's immune doesn't mean I am. Try me you fucking monsters, TRY ME.

leave the homosexual alone and let him become anothe patchwork undead incubus or alp most likley

>>44067817
>Lava Golem
Well autumn and winter will be very comfortable. They'll be able to warm up anything that needs it.

>>44068246
Local man so obsessed with homosexuality he fails to realize some of us simply want to test the monsters with our tricks to see the true depth of their willingness to go so far as to overcome us in the name of love, a beautiful display of utter loyalty and soul bonding.

>>44068075
That’s deep

>>44068229
Based, they can only comply and give back the tendies when met with the explosive belt.

>>44068270
So undead incubus it is then.

>>44068270
bro you just wanna die, dying is homosexual
therefore
u gey
i straight

Demon plus mating press equals... Smaller demon? Alchemy is strange.

Majority of you will die therefore you will be married to undeads.

>>44068290
t. fucks an alp he knew in high school

>>44068170
>Lilim stands in the room above the basement
>wooden floors don't stop mana powers
>faggot monsterizes into a Twink Alp

Just as well, firing a RCL with a backblast in an enclosed room is guaranteed to knock any Anon-tard unconscious and deaf from eardrum rupture.
[OoMGE: First IRA potato-tard to fire an RPG-7 at a Brit vehicle from an upstairs room was arrested because he was the only bystander bleeding out of both ears and permanently deaf. If youre going to grimdork weapon-tard go lurk /k/ first.]

>>44068317
t.cringy edgelord that wants to kills himself before a woman touches him
also i married a wurm a jabber and a bogie

I will hide in the attic where the hags can't find me!

>>44067402
The KC one looks very cute. It's more of a Shantae djinn than anything else

>>44068171
Shoo shoo order simp, bet you'd offer up your own ass when he declares a black cherry tax

>>44068323
>>44068345
Pure jealousy and mindless drivel. You married an alp as skinny as you are. I married the brave monster who risked everything to thwart the TNT vest in the name of love and had 18 kids. Even if I did die my dignity would still be alive, unlike yours.

>>44068352
The KC Djinn is more 60s TV sitcom Genie than big fat blue smoke guy.
>even the shank ponytail is Barbara Eden style

>>44068370
anon have ever even drawn you wife, you sucidical homosexual?

>>44068385
I would if I cared about art. Have you ever had any fantasy besides wanting to see men become females? Honest question because you jump to Alps immediately and, I'm worried for you dude.

>>44068375
I wouldn't mind an edgy Bartimaeus style djinni who only serves her master husband out of obligation she's enslaved to his cock and would immediately turn on him rape if he made a mistake keeping her bound to his will again, cock.

>>44068409
homos become women in mge
hence why you are a homo since you wisht to kill yourself before letting a woman touch you

>>44068229
>Three knifewind ninjas sweep through the basement room before Anon-tard can even blink.
Vest falls on the floor cut into pieces in less than the 20 milliseconds it takes for a detonator bridgewire to heat to incandescence and function the primary explosive compound
>also shreds of Tard's trousers and dirty underwear

>>44068431
Forgot pic

>>44068423
Local mindrotted femdom tard so out of touch he believes anything that isn't total submission must be homo and Alps. Local mush brained idiot really thinks any of us would have fucking nukes and tanks on hand like in the greentexts if the portals opened because, he doesn't know how to have fun.
I hope you find a husband when the portals open.

>>44068431
I laughed.

>>44068423
If he is straight he will be sent straight to the Wisp Zone.

>>44068452
nigga when did i even talk about femdom
all i said you are gey for wanting to die before you let a woman touch you. femdom is living rentfree in your head

So the suicide shitposter is also the anti-femdomfag
Makes sense

>>44067188
neat

What if I call Druella on the phone and tell her I'll rape her?

>>44068170
Forest RapeElf sniper just headshots Vest Faggot through basement window
[shrugs, dgaf]
Wight Countess pays her an envelope of cash to claim the body for... reasons.
She spends most of it on Lonkero and a bottle of barley vodka.

>>44068505
then do it faggot
would be her response

>>44068515
>murdershit
You're no better than him. Fuck off.

>>44068536
Its only murder if death is permanent, retard.
In MGE getting headshot is classed as just a temporary setback.

>>44068549
Read the source you flaming faggot, Mamono would never intentionally hurt men in any way. Fuck off.

>>44068560
let him think whatever he wants, free country.

Throw rocks at a fox.

>>44068505
I liked that part in the Dothog manticore story where the manticore wasn't able to fight off an average man who was her future husband despite being a monster. I'm headcanoning that it it's possible to overpower and rayp a marriageable single monstergirl as a normal man no matter how strong she is if you really really want her as your wife.

44068568
Oh it's just the Mick being a faggot again.

>>44068572
Well, Manticores are weak when attacked in the non-tail pussy.
Also remember raging mushrooms exist, if you want to be the big powerful beast who overpowers a minotaur you can do it.

>>44068580
Rent free.

>>44068613
i headcannnon milk from wurms and other big and strong monsters make very strong coupled with weight lifting

>>44068431
>EODhoss approves this RSP.
Even without mamono magic, we worked out suicide vests a decade ago.
In MGE there are a hundred other additional methods to screw with vest tards
>fill the room with a Giant Slime as a sentient blast absorbant

>>44068560
Finnish Upotte rape-elf isnt MGE but Forest Elves are.
Its an external hitter brought in for a specific job.

>>44068452
Based beyond belief, finally someone who share my point of view.

>>44068639
>Gremlin
>Gets offended at Anon's shit D.I.Y explosives
>Replaces all of them with TNT (Tittyoroulene)
>Megamorphs every woman (including the gremlin) in a 3 mile radius

the belief of not wanting a woman to touch you that you want to kill yourself?

aside from that you should date a wurm

>>44068667
Sorry I only go after eldritch women.

>>44068639
Glacie or Yukii-Onna to snap freeze batteries.
Freezing chemical batteries below their functional limits was an old 70s bomb squad trick from before robots and water-disruptors, usually with CO2 ice-slurries.

>>44068675
how eldtrich extreist wurm?

>>44068689
pink wurm woman

>>44068689
The dwarves dug too greedily and too deep.
They awoke the vimto wurm

>>44068715
and she wants their tasty gems and a man, NOW!
>wurm is a spoiled ancient evil that isnt the samrtest but wants to get spoiled and not have to work for it

>>44068515
In MGE canon she'd be firing ammo made of DemonSilver.
Give a Mamono a shotgun loaded with DS frangible rounds and it'll shoot Vest Tard's bomb components apart without puncturing his pale flabby skin.
>his shitstained tightywhiteys still get shredded

Taming big soft monsters!

>>44068815
Name 3

Taming small angry monsters!

>>44068829
The big dragon
The really big jinko
And the REALLY big hellhound!

>"Care for some tea?"

>>44068844
How big is the hellhound

>>44068829
Bogie
Bogey
Jabberwock - the softest pudge

>>44068667
Yes and no, I tried to explained but you all laughed at me. This anon understand me

>>44068853
>Anon "No"
>Snailgirl looks upset
>Anon explains that last time she went away to get tea it meant Anon had three days without her.

>>44068844
Those aren't soft at all they are hard and muscular

>>44068854
3 meters tall
You can sleep on her

>>44068875
They have been seduced by the dark whispers of fox burgers

Friendly reminder that wurms aren't even the heaviest dragons. That honor goes to jabberwocks. Bunch of lardasses. Go eat a salad flabby jabby.

>>44068877
Very tall heckwan trying to act smug and superior but keeps bumping her head into ceilings and doors

>>44068853
Sure. Sometimes a slower pace is fine.

>>44068896
I feel as though ryus may be a contender for heaviest dragons but nobody admits it to their faces because they aren't dumb enough to call a demigod fat

>>44068882
Soft hounds are much like gators, they know they don't need to move as much except for a quick burst of speed when I get close enough to try and squish their chubby thighs

>>44068896

>>44068926
>>44068916

I have to put a muzzle on my wock's tails. Literally about 5 belts per tail locking them shut. It's for her own good.

>>44067205
I don't have an issue with monsterization per se, but it's more that I wouldn't want to marry a mamono that was a former human. Because this is the one path in MGE that can cause you to have a non-virgin wife. In fact, especially considering modern women, if you were to marry a mamono that was a former human, there's a good chance she's had dozens of sex partners before you.

For this reason, I prefer mamono that were born as mamono. Virginity guaranteed,

>>44068926
FAT BITCH.

>>44068926
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>44068926
Imagine listening to her tummy noises haha

You finally caught that fairy that's been pestering and pranking you lately. What will you do with her?

>>44068960
Sometimes I think anons would be take a virgin human over a monster that had sex before.

>>44068972
Jam

>>44068972
put her in a jar and make her watch in horror as I build her a little nest out of cardboard boxes and blankets for her to stay warm and comfy in

>>44068972
Make her wear all of my figurine's clothing and model as my favourite anime characters. She will say the cringey engrish and she will like it.

>>44068978
I unironically would since you can turn her.

>>44068978
I wouldn't go that far. If you told me that I could have a lamia who's had a couple partners before or a virgin human woman, and supposing there was no way to monsterize the human woman for whatever reason, then I'd take the lamia. Those scaly coils are too good to pass up, virgin or not.

So I guess I'm not an absolutist in that aspect.

>>44068989
I wasn't talking about monster girl encyclopedia.

Even in your fantasies you want to be sad, I just don’t get it.

>>44069008
Anon needs bogey correction.

>>44069019
Bogie correction is even better.

>>44069028
Both, really.

>>44068996
If I have to choose, I still a take a virgin human woman

>>44068926
Whenever I see the Jub in this picture, I'm reminded of that screencap about Sonic Boom temporarily curing autism.

>>44069028
I would simply laugh at the bogie thinking they got the wrong person and recommend someone else before they shoved their clown titties in my face and called me an ignorant boy

>>44069028
> Bogey & Bogie are a famous double act.
>Bogie tells jokes, and Bogey gets to silently react to it.
>Bogie leans in close to Bogey, and then says what she's thinking for her (Bogey is shy)
>Bogie fires people out of cannons, and they land on Bogey's soft body.
>Bogie scares people into Bogey's arms. They are then raped between two plush bodies.

>>44069008
You are going to be sad when you have a monster girl wife. You will also be happy. You will be angry. You will be excited. You will be content. You will be annoyed. You will be agitated. Every second of everyday with her won't be great. There'll be good days and bad days.

>>44069060
Mmm, just give me bogie. Someone else can have bogey.

>>44069051
>Anon's computer get filled with CP (clown porn)

>Bogey and Bogie somehow get mixed up to where they going and get mistaken for the other
>Poor bogey tries to be flashy and entertaining but it doesn't work all that well

>>44069088
At least Bogie has an easy time.

>>44069088
>>44069099
Easier for a bogie to pretend to be a bogey than a bogey to pretend to be a bogie.

Do you guys pronounce them the same way?

>>44068972
Mortify her by treating her like a doll and undressing her.

>>44068916
>Telling powerful monsters they could lose some weight
>as a joke of course

>>44069106
Officially Bogey is "boo" and Bogie is "boh", which I think would be more fitting if it was the other way around, but I'm used to it now.

>>44069008
Such is existence in a hopeless world, many simply can't disconnect from it. It's a fact of life.

>>44067817
>alraune
oh boy
>"alright so, flowers right? they provide nectar for bees, the bees give you honey. its great"
>"what if you had a flower that gave YOU nectar thats like honey. the best part is that its a stamina enhancer, so you can keep hunting all day long."
>"still not enough? well i can make the deal even sweeter: temperature regulation. yeah thats right."
>"too hot during the summer? they will LET you go into their pool of nectar to cool off. and if they like you, you can wait out the winter with them inside the flower."
>"need even more? they also attract honey bees, you get in good with them and you all will have as much honey as you could possibly want"
>"wait. you STILL need more? suppose you convince them to part with little bits of their nectar at a time, not only will the town be highly prized by monsters and protected from any evil, but you'll all be filthy rich in no time."

If you see a monster with a free hugs sign at a convention, DO NOT HUG HER.
I guarantee that there is a marriage contract written on the other side of that sign, one that will be executed the moment you hug her.

>>44069008
Broken men everywhere.

>>44069145
...depends on the monster

>>44069131
>Ve have vays of makink you talk

>>44069124
I always pronounced them the same, boo-gee.

>>44069145
But what if the free hugs comes to you?

>>44069156
Do you think monstergirls would be excited at the prospect of so many broken men they can "I can fix him" upon?

>>44069145
I didn't put my signature there, so it doesn't count.

>>44069167

>>44069167
>Meep meep!

>>44069167
Go stiff as a board. Do not reciprocate the hug. Do not lean in. Do not even chuckle when her feathers tickle you.

>>44069177
A hug is as good as a handshake for monsters.

I'm going to hug a kej.

>>44069294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rJLI3tuTw

Bad credit?

>>44067143
very pretty

>>44067572
!

>>44069294
>tfw read comment from some retard asking if liking a catgirl makes him a furry

clown rape

>>44069331
Need a quick loan?

I will have a army of undead demon realm beasts and take over all of the order kingdoms with them by side, turning the order kingdoms into undead kingdoms.
That I think everyone should be married to a undead or be a undead.

>>44069341
sounds fun, you should try it, right now!

>>44069331

>>44069331
No probalo

>>44067779
did the fried tofu truck break down nearby?

>threaten monsters that if they try to appeal to you, their breasts will shrink
>they run away
Simple enough

>>44069388
>Anon encounter a bapho
Haha uh oh

>>44069388
>thanks goodness, my back pain will be gone
Your move.

>>44069399
her arrogance should keep her at bay
now her familiar friend, on the other hand...

>>44069399
you tell her that she will become a hag instead

Absolutely. There would be a stampede of bogeys off in different directions early on.

>threaten monsters that if they try to appeal to you, their breasts will grow
>they fall over and can no longer pursue you
I'm too good at this

>>44069392
This monster looks like she'd call me a pervert and use my face as a towel

>>44069422
Don't try this with a holst

>>44069422
>look behind you
>rapidly expanding boobs behind you chasing you like huge boulder

>>44069276
Putting in an application to become the janitor or gym teacher for a private upper class all-girl mamano academy

>>44069442
>distant sounds of katamari OST

>>44069433
>>44069442
>if she catches you you have to drink all the milk

i like my cows like this
nice and chubby

>>44069470
>>>/d/

>>44069470
>fst cow

>>44069482
tomboy sub chesh, best kot

>>44069470
bigger

>>44069482
come on i was horny
>>44069497
no

>>44069470
Really threading the needle with this one for me

>>44069497
Honestly any bigger than that aside from tiddy is actually too big

>>44065641
I can offer you big tail

Sleepy mouse, wake up!!

>>44069567
this

>>44069571
Put cheese in front of her face, then before she sleep eats it, pull it away. Do this a few times and she'll wake up pissed, but she'll be awake.

>>44069600
the idea of a dormouse being angry and pouting is adorable.

>>44069457
Heh

>>44069470
Make her a lil bit less fat and it'd be the perfect size for meaty monstergirls

Who, in your opinion, is the most powercrept monster?

Basic lamia, for example, has to compete with several flavours of snek.

>>44069600
That's evil!!

I'm gonna walk straight into the Cat Kingdom, stroll right in that palace, and throw a piece of cheese on Bastet's stupid face!

>>44065330

>>44065641

>>44069754
Yuk

It is an obligation to grab meaty monster bellies

>>44069470
anon no.
you need to drink the milk of your holst so that she can be a happy and respectable size.

>>44069778
Well anon? Would you ride with Shog?

>My red flags are big, but my boobs are bigger

>>44069807
Nah too scary

>We can't kill adventurers like we used to, but we still have our ways.
>One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I went to Dragonia for potion ingredients...

>>44069811
Sorry ms boat, you're practically flat...

>>44069807
I don't know, she might try to have me fuck her anally mid right while holding on tight to her back and really leaning in...

>>44069664
Ant Arachne.

>>44069835

>>44069832
>I needed a new horse shoe for my centaur, so I decided to go to Lizardvania, which is what they called Dragonia in those days.
>So I tied a licking fruit to my belt, which was the style at the time.
>Now, I took a fairy with me which cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bee girls on them.
>Give me 5 bees for a quarter you'd say

Anyone remember MGQ bloopers?

Those darned elves, at it again.

gimme a tit size a monster and a color scheme
no lolis this time, its gotta be at least early 20

Why do you want to get raped by Monster Girls? Why do need them to be hyper aggressive rapist out for prostate and seed?

>>44069937
As big as you can tolerate
Cow
Dark

>>44069940
I just want to be hugged at this point.

>>44069937
Purple
Tall Gremlin
C

>>44069937
B
Kejourou
Orange

>>44069940
Because it's fun and exotic compared to regular relationships. Plus I'm a submissive person in general.

>>44069941
dark how?

>>44069940
I don't.

>>44069937
D
Sandworm
Pink

44069988
fuck off never respond to me

Your cow has arrived.

>>44066585
I thought at first that it was supposed to be mg version of lahmu from FGO.

>>44069943

>>44069993
ai is getting beetter but still has the telltale signs of it being ai

>>44069999
thanks for being here ln!

>>44069999
Oh, LN giving me a you, with quads? How nice!

>>44069983
black/brown/grey

dogs!

Holding an automaton at arms length and ogling every detail about her figure/outfit to make sure she's not an AI!

>>44069931
Christmas goat is guaranteed to have spicy breath, with a hint of cinnamon from all the cookies she eats to keep those large breasts.

>>44070000
It's already possible to generate AI art that doesn't look like generated crap if you play around with the styles, but all the shitters in this thread spam only the most basic bitch shit that shines so hard that you can recognize it from the thumbnail

>>44069937
D
Cait sith
orange

>>44070029
I'd headpat a cu sith. Maybe even give her a dog treat.

>>44070043
fuck off and use your own hands to pull that off

>>44069664
>Who, in your opinion, is the most powercrept monster?
Lizardwoman, they have to contend with Salamander and different types of Dragons in sex appeal.

>>44070067
He knows he can't.

>>44070076
I want to grab her by the tail and spin her around then let go so she slams into the wall while wishing her farewell for being a homosexual.
Then I want to get shogged for my crimes.

>>44070076
Bottom heavy loli perfection

>>44070076
Abnormally hot sally breath.

I need it in my nostrils.
I need it in my lungs.

>>44069999
There are all those monsters specialized in hugging, but a Succubus giving you a hug is very precious.

>>44065330
The nuns around here sure are aggressive.

>>44070177
Fucking oww!

>>44070077
I could try.

>>44070167
Just when you get used to a succ hug, she wraps her tail around the both of you, bringing you that much closer.

>>44070177
If she bites, she loses her sexo privileges for at least a week.

Elf hugs are the most dangerous
If you can't see the speed at which her ears are wiggling, you are doomed for sure...