/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck off

>>44181583

Get absolutely MIGGED

This isn't your thread now.

100% fucking MIGGED

>IPs: 2
nice spam tourist

>>44181685
Retard doesn't even sage while dumping his sample shit.

>>44181685
Cry about it, retard.

Go somewhere else if you want to spam threads.

It's going to be tardrage no matter which one of the threads the jannies delete, isn't it? I don't suppose they're going to do something useful and ban both OPs.

gas yourself

get completely MIG'D

Don't spamming threads

>>44181708
>Says the literal tourist spammer

>>44181722
As you can tell from this thread, an extremely undesirable individual is threatened by it.

>>44181742
kill yourself, fake gatekeeper.

falseflag

I’m into transformations, but come on man.

>>44181764
you first

Stay mad
Stay bad
Stay seething
Stay migged
We run these threads now
KC cultists GET OUT

It's a gamble on which thread will stick around, so I better cover my bases.
Raiju tits.

He's spamming furry shit now, so I'm pretty convinced this early thread shit is a big gay trolling operation

>>44181806
She'd be a good welder.

>>44181818
Stop spamming threads

>>44181839
Then stop acting like a shitposter

Dude is now not even posting monster girls anymore probably butt hurt from the ban he got several weeks back.

>>44181818
Kill yourself. Go post somewhere else instead of spamming threads because you're fixated kn outdated traditions.

>>44181839
I think it would be pretty cool if you recorded your suicide

These pictures are genuinely gay how can you self insert as these you know damn well you’re a cuck.

>>44181854

God bless KC and his ability to absolutely assblast tards and cause them so much rage just by merely existing.

>>44181883
Just for you, anon.

>>44181896
>KC
Who? You mean that patreon scammer?

>>44181896
based KC
>>44181861
Learn to act like a civilized human being

>>44181896
It's really uncanny.

>>44181896
whats that saying, people seehte at those that are successful or something

>>44181906
Learn to fuck off.

goats are cute

>>44181919
Envy.

>>44181925
How about you stay in your thread, my friend?

>>44181940
How about you take your gatekeepers somewhere else?

marry foxes

>>44181913
Weirdly gives me vibes if the Guyver fused with a Zoanoid. Which is slightly on topic for /jp/ but for the monster girl thread, no.

>>44181927
Sheep too.

>>44181945
>noooooo g-gatekeeping is l-le bad you must let me spray my diarrhea everywhere in butthurt rage
You are a tourist who are you to tell us where to go? Learn some manners.

>>44181955
Too bad, gatekeeper. If it's featuring monster girls it's on topic.

>>44181983
It is spamming though, which is against the rules on 4channel.org

>>44181979
Gatekeeping thread spammers get no say in this.

Get fucked and touch grass.

>>44181991
I'm posting monster girls.

You should try it some time instead of seething about nonsense.

I always thought it was weird that there wasn’t any female Zoanoids in the Guyver series. Since any human can become a Zoanoid do to Zoanoids being the ancestors of humans.

>Person who whines about gatekeeping proceeds to prove gatekeepers right by being a total pest
many such cases

The black cats of modesty and Ill omens.

>>44182067
Jump off a cliff.

>>44182082
Wrong thread, anon.

>>44182090
No, right thread. We don't use threads that are made before the old one archives.

>>44182067
Drop his filenames in the archives. That one Anon last thread was right that it's the same fag coming around again and again >>/jp/image/DG0oOz4dn9Y7gPNo/A4+aA

>>44182067
We must really do have a bunch of newfags for people to not realize this.
>>44182108
It’s some of the same pictures too, I recognize them from the last time he thew a fit.

>>44182098
This thread was made by a failed gatekeeper. There is no reason to use this compared to a thread made at a reasonable time.

>44182126
There is no reason to use a thread made by a malicious actor like you

>>44182139
Didn't make one you twit.

Weasels

>>44182160
Plug her in.

>>44182190
Alright. That should enough.

Can't wait to see this thread be gone later today while the read thread is strong.

>>44182177
I would, but she still has an active charge. If I touch her I'm gonna get a nasty zap

everything is gonna be alwight

The wholesome love of the bird.

>>44181806
>>44182082
I fucking love monster girl tits so much I can’t stand it.

>>44182229

>>44182232
Same

>>44182224
Wights are for frustrating with a Robin hood impression

>made a bot of a haugty rich lady coming to my village to buy out some land around my home
>she kept referring to me as "dear"
>even though it was only meant in the polite manner it made me unreasonably excited
god a wight could me instalose without even trying

Why the thread is still infected?

>>44182258
Careful anon, posting your weaknesses on the internet like that is dangerous.
>>44182268
Maidos sleeping.

>>44182268
Because fake gatekeepers don't know how to report

>>44182268
Because who knows how long it will take for the janitor to put the hot pockets down for long enough to do his job.

Lick lim lips
Lick lim legs

>>44182232
Only touch ONE tiddy at a time.
If you touch both tiddy at same time, the current will pass through you and you will wake up married.

>>44182249
Reading the Holstaur profile years ago doomed me to be forever addicted to fat milky monster tits, the fact that I can’t bury my head in them right now is criminal.
>>44182277
>posting your weakness on the internet like that is dangerous
God I hope so, I hope the ratas are taking notes on how easy it would be to capture me.

>>44182296
What if I motorboat them?

This week will be horrible at work and yet no kiki or chesh will wait for me at home. World is cruel.

Who's the best girl from each type? For Undead, I think it's Jiangshi.
She isn't too fancy like a Vampire, and she isn't too plain like a Zombie. She starts out as cute and silly, and becomes squishy and sexy. She can fight and she can cuddle, and she can do all sorts of things when warmed up.

>>44182305
Your tongue will go numb

>>44182311
Is it even possible to choose a best weasel? Zap weasel and triple weasel are both exceptional.

>>44182317
Triple... zap...

>>44182311
I think Mummys are underrated.

>>44182317
The only solution is to combine them.
THREE zap weasels

What did the undead frog do before she became undead?
CROAK

>>44182311
It'd be hard to say which fiend is best. They're mostly all good.

>>44182313
Worth it so long as I can still suck them.

>>44182356
Like liking a battery.

>>44182331
Can you handle the power surge?

>>44182380
Probably not, but like all the kids who stick forks in electrical sockets, I am curious if I could.

I'd fuck a trumpart's hat.

>>44182392
>tfw you will never stick your “fork” in her “electrical socket”
I bet monster girls have the best innuendos.

>It's only a couple million volts.
>It will feel good, Anon, Promise!
>Don't be such a baby.

>>44182413
>Straight through the ol' lightning rod

>>44182413
>No one ever asks how many amps.
>Suckers.

>wake up
>2 threads
I assume the newfag retard tried to force early thread again?

>>44182519
Yes.

>>44182519
He also had a giant spergout that the jannies have yet to clean up. Hopefully he'll catch a ban for it and we'll at least get a few days off from his retardation.

>>44182539
He didn't do that. The man who made that thread did not pust furshit in this thread.

>>44182542
Whatever, zoomer.

>>44182542
Please explain.

>>44182525
>>44182539
Wait I just started scrolling and jesus christ, this is really bad. The spammer gets so mad he forgets to download full res booru images.
How can these threads generate so much asshurt is beyond me.

>>44182542
You keep saying this but provide no proof.
>>44182551
It’s genuinely remarkable, I’ve been in a few other communities like this on 4chan and it was never this retarded. Also I want to breed that wolf.

Oh yeah the more I read into this the more disgusting it gets, this summer is bad.

>>44182579
We're going to need more mofu.

>>44182551
He's just quickly grabbing anything with a monster girl and monster boy in it so he can spam it, claim its on topic, and then act coy when he's called out for it. He's reused quite a few images from the last time he did it

>>44182593
I figured he was just using a bot to scrape some booru.

>>44182579
I think it’s just a /trash/ cuck is all but that’s my opinion. That I would understand if it was just abyssal stuff or something maybe similar, but it’s not none of these are humans.

>>44182579
That mofu needs more sleep.
>>44182592
Would electric mofu work?

the word

>>44182614
Mofu to fry my synapses, perfect.

Ha they said you can't control a legendary undead oni warrior without a special sake but I did it!
Sure, I can't walk anymore because of my crushed pelvis and she forces herself on me whenever she feels like it but she listens to my orders... mostly.

>>44182579
Girls with bags under their eyes are 30% more breedable.

>>44182622
Like water against rock, you will win in the end. Children always do the trick.

>>44182625
She's been staying up late masturbating to the thoughts of being taken by (You)

>>44182548
I'm going to tell you a story. Whether you believe it or not is up to you.
It is 2017. I am browsing a site that no longer functions, in order to browse another site I will not name. I see artwork, by someone I have forgotten.
It is 2022. I try to remember, but I am unable to do so. It is 2023, I believe I remember, but I cannot be certain.
Back to 2017. I recognize one of the subjects of the artwork. I did not expect to see them in this place. I know what I must do, and what I cannot do. I take the picture, crop it, and post it to the only place I can think to post it.
I post it here.
Time passes. New art comes. Drawings. Stories. Many friends leave. I remain. I think of that picture. I try to remember what is was before I cropped it. I cannot. The memory is gone, even though the picture remains.
It is 2023, about a month ago. I almost remembered. At the crucial moment, I am denied. It is this week. I remember the people that have gone. I think of the people that are still here. I act.
It is today. The people that are still here do not see me as here. They only see what I was, or perhaps what I will, or perhaps what they need me to be.
It is now. This very moment. I do not want to be those things. I do not know what I want to be. But I do know this:

Everything here comes from someplace else. Everything here goes to someplace else. It is time I go, too. Farewell.

Are raiju born with the lightning tats or are they just really dedicated to the theme and have good ink places in zipangu?
>Raiju with an intricate back tattoo depicting a raging storm (She swears she isn't part of a yakuza family)

Where do onis get their tiger striped furs if tigers aren’t native to zipangu?

>>44182670
From aliexpress, duh

>>44182670
Does this answer your question?

>>44182647
Sounds like mastah forgot his pills today

>>44182551
>How can these threads generate so much asshurt is beyond me
expecting autists to brhave will always piss them off, especially if they're outsiders
>>44182579
just report and keep posting in the ropr thread. His mask has completely fallen off at this point

>>44182647
Someone get this anon a mindflayer.

>>44182713
It's sad how certain you are of such a things.

Soon all hats will be hers and then she will achieve ultimate power.

One last raiju before bed.

albino ninetailed foxes are the best

>>44182644
God monster girls are so good, also as good as hair over eyes is being able to just barely see their eyes under it is even better.

>>44182719
you can easily tell newfag shitposters are new because they do the same things previous shitposters did, then cry when called out

>>44182751
>double super special snowflake

>>44182755
It is absurd how you cling to such meaningless falsehoods. It is obscene how you reach for such meaningless truths.

>>44182778
Then enlighten us, oh wise one

>>44182735
Even the tiny hats?

>>44182670
It's a nukis spy ops to sell her badly made synthetic fur at higher price than real fur.

>>44182754
How about gravity defying hair
>mamono knows hubby loves when her hair covers her eyes
>so they stay up when when her head is upside down
This isn't normal, but on mamonobanana it is.

Alarming new research has found that mofu addiction may not require any physical contact but can also be caused by sufficient exposure to pictures of fluff.

>>44182782
I am leaving this place. I have found my final purpose here, but I am living. Perhaps I will return, to fulfill that purpose as many times as needed.
I will do that but nothing more. I am leaving. That is the most important thing to understand.

>>44182813
It’s great same with huge gravity defying monster tits. That fox is literally begging to be bred posing like that and with that expression.

>>44182820
>leaving
Funny way to say 'getting banned', lol

>>44182820
I don't think I've ever seen a valuable member of any community quit with cryptic message bullshitery, good riddance I'd say.

>>44182852
A request. Tell Yerb to use a name when he posts art, so I can find his work at the highest quality. Because Twitter is awful.

>>44182874
Denied. Tell him that yourself on the way out

>>44182713
>ropr thread
Looks like yuri is back on the menu, anons

sex

>>44182958
>only one fang
poor thing

>>44182958
Damn monster children have no right to be so fuckable.

Check out the catalogue, I guess the maidos really are all asleep.

>>44182964
>try to perform corrective rape
>"ehehe onii-chan wants to play? <3"
>3 hours of embarrassing amazon position sex ensues
>"look, I'm banging onii-chan as if I had a weenie!"

>>44183001
eh, they'll wake up and ban the butthurt spammer eventually

>>44183001
I don't see anything problematic in that catalogue anon, portal must have open and some cheshs are already trolling

>>44183008
Ok but they still need my help to get the cookie jar off the high shelf, at least I still have that on them.
>>44183014
Should have gone with the shog maid service, they probably don’t even need to sleep.
>>44183019
Well they should get their fat asses off their computers and onto my face.

>>44183052
Shogmaids suck. They leave goo trails everywhere

>>44183095
>terminally online turbo schizo shog janny gf
mite b cool

>>44182403
I want a deck of 60+ trumpart cosplayers that shrink themselves to playing card size so I could play card games with them

Sex with violent Lizards.

>>44183123
>man and lizard
>neither like taking it lying down and constantly fight for dominance
>especially during sex
>cowgirl to doggy to reverse cowgirl to pronebone to amazon to mating press
>always ends with lotus, with lots of kissing, handholding and whispered "i love u"s

>>44183123
Sex with mere'd female lizards

Just got up and saw a bunch of spam deleted, anything I missed?

Praise the Meidos!

>>44183172
Monster boy spammer got b&, not much else to say except the fact that zoomie newfag tried to force early thread again, but that was a given.

>>44182647
>I am leaving
>>44182820
>I am still leaving
Then why are you still here? Only people that say "i'm leaving" and stay around anyway are drama queens. You don't wanna be mocked by the theatre club's Phantom because she thinks your acting skills are weak, now do you? So go, exit stage wherever's faster. And stop shitting threads up while you're at it.

>kiki actually cleaned up the spergout
Hey nice
>>44183172
>The usual vermin made an early thread
>spammed the proper one with monsterboy to get it deleted out of sheer butthurt
>got banned instead
A comedy, in 3 parts

>>44182921
>you will never go exploring the earth orbit with your companion dog
>you will never test-drive dangerous equipment and survive to tell the tale
>you will never be the first to fuck in space
Why even live

>>44182921
The Earth was blue but there was no God

I should probably be tied up and spanked by a Leanan Sidhe for my shitty progress, but she's too small to properly spank me, so maybe Phantom would do it better.

>>44183182
Phantom Chesh is levels of smug we shouldn't even joke about

I need to be squished beneath a big bogey or a big hag

>>44183234
Would you be satisfied with more than one smol Bogey instead? If yes, how many?

>>44182735
Queen of Team Fortress 2

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44182224

>>44183367
Wight power

>>44183107
I just hope she can cook anything but shogtendies.

Distract monstergirls with a depressed homless 20-something
if they are still gunning for you after that, sing some agressive metal or something

>>44183246
No, I need a single big one

Pear shaped ancient evil loli monster who is actually only at around 20% her full power after having been defeated and sealed in ancient times back when she were a tall busty gigahag at full power. She's on a quest to regain her true strength and break the seal so she can conquer the world just like she dreamed of once doing.

Would you help her?

>>44183442
Help her get pregnant? Yes.

>>44183442
Yes, but I'd try to convince her to live in peace when she regains her true form.

>>44183442
Yeah sure, I'll help her maintain peak form

Can you even hide from them now?

>>44183613
All is lost...

Hello /mgt/ please keep your general contained to 1 thread at a time, the hololive spam is bad enough. Thanks.

>>44183664
The other thread was made by a butthurt crossboarding shitposter trying to erode the thread culture. If possible, please report the other one to hopefully make the meido take action. Thank you for understanding.

>>44183469
>not being evil with your ancient evil wife

>>44182820
See you tomorrow.

>>44183743
How could I be evil raising daughters with her?

>Get home from work
>Look outside to my back lawn
>There's a sword stuck in the mud
>That was not there yesterday
>Go out and take it out
>"UFUFU YOU FOOL. YOU HAVE RELEASED ME FROM MY 1000 YEAR SE-"
>Put sword back into the mud

I can't set up my hammock because of some larping cursed sword. Any tips?

>>44183841
Sell it on ebay. A danuki would give you at least fifty dollars for it.

>>44183870
Any tips for how to get it out without rape though? Every time I take it from the mud she's still monologuing. I don't even know how she got there in the first place. Sealed for 1000 years my ass.

>>44183888
It's simple just trick one of your neighbors you don't like into taking it... or put it on ebay or something..

>>44183888
Just tell the nuki to pick it up in person, or let the delivery handle it.

>>44183934
>Get neighbours to pull sword out
>Nothing happens
>Just a regular sword
>Give it to the courier
>2 weeks later, sword is back with a flower necklace on its hilt
>Try pulling it out myself
>"UFUFUFU ONLY MY ONE TRUE WIELDER CAN-"
>Back in the mud she goes

Fucking cursed sword.

>>44183953
>Fucking cursed sword
Yea that's her plan

>>44183888
A cursed weapon on its own is harmless, you're only in danger if a woman picks it up. When you're filling in the postage form, check the boxes that say "cursed artefact" and "male couriers only", and they'll take care of the rest.

Five more minutes.

Post your finest hags please

>>44184002
>Give cursed sword to courier
>He takes it to a special room in the back of the ebay storehouse
>Opens the door
>About 100 different voices start yapping about wielders and masters
>Throws cursed weapon onto the pile
>Locks door

Well now I feel bad for them

>>44183679
You deserve each other

>>44184107
that's ok, the jannies who cleaned up his earlier freakout itt disagree. If you want him gone for good, do what we did and R&I.
It's that easy

>>44184054
/thread