/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love my brave strong wife!

Breakfast of champions

Your path is blocked by a Salamander.
>Omae no karate wo misete yare

Do not prank vampires! They are a powerful ancient race, our betters in everyway! Why if I was a vampires bloodbag I would thank her everyday for it!

Are Amazon husbands also supposed to comb their hair too? Because it looks so messy, like they just get out of bed and never touch it.

>>44256039
*honk honk* grope

>>44256057
The tangle-haired one fears the comb

>>44256057
>>44256079

If Amazons werent 7ft+ walls of muscle trained warrior girls that can gut a seasoned warrior in strike, I would believe they become so dependant on their husbands for basic shit where he actually rules the home and they would collapse if he was gone for a week.

Lovely lamia legs!

>>44256050
That’s right anon, you need to love and respect vampires. Being their personal bloodbag has no greater honor, and she is sure to reward you with far more once she’s done getting a drink.

>>44256057
That art is ANCIENT lol.

>>44256039
Surprised boomstick will disgust her since it's really honorless

>>44256119
>>44256050
My blood is infused with alcohol and monster energy drink, vampire will be kept at bay

>>44256039
I just turn around and leave to find another way around.

She's your daughter Anon. Isn't she beautiful?

>>44256181
Let's see how far I can throw her.

Vanilla cows are asleep post choccy milk cows

>>44256181

Regardless of whether it's true or not that elven culture says that someone who beats her in combat can take her as "spoils", could they at least try to "lose" to someone who could believably win? All these shotas who are up to a year away from puberty and being led around by the leash they are holding (look at these two, he is definitely not in charge) somehow defeating veteran ladyknights, archmages, master markswomen etc. is getting absurd.

>>44256156
>t. Bloodbag

>>44256273
Kek, try to drink it and you will puke all night, next step is getting irradiated to make sure that no one want to stay on my side. Who want to live with a cancerous ticking bomb anyway

>>44256259
It sounds like you're being very discriminatory towards elven culture, anon. You should reflect on your bias and unload your personal opinions (inside an elf).

>>44256318
Reddit elves are not welcome, faggot

>>44255810
>Monstergirl Thread
What the fuck, and what's with that ugly uncanny valley tier image

What would you honestly do if you found out your Monster wife was browsing reddit?

post ear wiggles

>>44256333
Divorce

>>44256318
damn elf needs ear nibbling correction

>>44256333
It's fine I was expecting there to be some brain rot when I married a zombie. It just means I need to double the dosage of daily dickings.

>>44255810
Consider dating and and having a high elf girlfriend:

+Does care for you deeply
+Has friends in high places
-doesn't do PDA
-will deny your relationship in front of her friends
-practices her dragon rousing throat singing at night, she is a dragon rider
+the fact she is a dragon rider means other dragons obey, respect and bow down to her

>>44256328
But that is what Bible Accurate Angels be like. And that is most likely their tame humanoid form to not make us be afraid.

Elves are shit and look to much like 3D with their haughty behaviors. Can we discuss something else please?

>>44256434
no

cow tools

Be honest, there's not a single anon here that would stop a holstaur from licking your face all over, especially with her breasts pressing up against you.

>>44256527
Nuh uh, your cow is a tool my cow is cool

>>44256418
better yet - consider not posting warhammer shit on /jp/

>>44256527
>>44256553
>>44256575
I’m gonna breed the first cow I see when the portals open.

Cow are too big, do you have something else in your stock?

>>44256645
take yeti

>>44256645
Minotaur

>>44256645
We have a goat.

>>44256645

Is it socially acceptable to hold a nightgaunt's wing hands?

>>44256695
thats her husband.
you're pretty much jacking him off in front of her.

>>44256541
I've had real calfs lick my fingers so enthusiastically my fingers ended up inside their nostrils
Silly girls

>>44256695
>>>/wsg/5216575

>>44256675
>plot twist: she made his dick bigger

>>44256754
Jailed for internet crimes.

>>44256695
>Holding your Nightgaunt wife’s hand with your big mutated hand and connecting as one with the goo.

Begging the evil Succubus as she has you pinned down and unable to escape pathetically one last time not to rape you and take your virginity as she positions her wet entrance right over your dick made erect against your own will by her magic in the vain hope she'll reconsider corrupting you and making your children have demonic blood against your wishes.

>>44256672
Goat milk?

>>44256672
>>44256667
Interesting, can you tell me more about them? Can they go along with cats for example?

>>44256554
>>44256324

Is it really that hard to just pretend they are MGE monsters that just happen to look like that? Thats what I usually do when I see MGQ or other bad settings MGs, I just apply MGE rules to them. Problem solved

I want to be grabbed by wight's claws and pulled towards her.

>>44256930
>Is it really that hard to just pretend they are MGE monsters that just happen to look like that?
Boy, you have NO idea

>>44256930
"high elves" don't exist in MGE and the /tg/ rapefugee wanted to bring up specifically the WH girls.

>>44256930
No I can't since I'm not delusional like you. Hang yourself

>>44256971

Just assume its an unrevealed species (quite possible with High Orc) or just haughty Elves that boss around other elves. Problem solves. It takes 2 to dance. A guy brings WH MGs to stir up shit? "Wow, what a nice MGE blue haired Elf". Deny him the drama while not accepting the WH incursion.

>>44257101
He literally posted a WH girl image and referenced WH species, might as well start advocating for tolerance towards cuckshit and gangbangs because
>uhhh just imagine it's a doppel potion and all the talk about whoring around is just role play
/tg/ shit stays out, period.

>>44257101
no, there is no drama if we just say no

But I like there being Wood Elves, Dark Elves and High Elves. It's the way Tolkien intended it... kind of.

44257174
Shut the fuck up and rope yourself. No one find you funny

Vampire mothers.

>>44257186
Stop assuming every single poster in the thread is the same person, you'll be a lot less stressed out

>>44257174
>Tolkien
Then make homebrew MGE profile adaptations of those elves utilizing general MGE setting rules, Tolkien is irrelevant to /jp/ and this thread

44257202
You can't even write your trash properly, do it, put the rope around your neck and jump, try to not fail that.

>>44257220
I have no idea why you've singled me out as the target of your rage. Look at this elf. Look how tribal she looks. Bet she lives in a treehouse.

44257237
Last bit of attention for you. No one is laughing and trying to hide behind humor is meaningless. Leave life, now.

>>44257256
No but seriously, why are you directing this at me? You were arguing with someone else and you're acting like I'm to blame for you being upset.

Hehe, the mick likes pretending we don't know its him

>>44257293
This is getting a little too schizo for me, wake me up when it's over

If you are going to post elves, atleast for powerful elf hags that are guaranteed to oneshot me
I've also noticed there is a distinct lack of dragon and kot hags and especially snek hags

>>44257273
Honestly I don't know. Sorry

>>44257174
i dont think there are dark elves in tolkien's works. they come from D&D. maybe.

>>44257305
I was thinking the Noldor, but guess they're called "deep elves". Dark elves come from Norse myths? I'm not really an expert on Elf biology

>>44257298
No one actually likes hags.

44257273
Because you're the same clowns, you tried your little /tg/ thing, failed and now try to look like a normal poster. No one is blind. Do it.

>>44257328
Would the word pseudo milf make you feel better.

>>44257328
I don't?

>>44257174
I'd prefer a a Christmas elf, but only if she tastes like peppermint.

>>44257370
No, its a shame that all those hags will go unloved now

>>44257407
Christmas elves are just gnomes

>>44255827
Encourage daughter who wants to become a firefighter when she grows up

>>44257416
They're the least elf, that makes them the best elf.

>no one likes hags
>not in their world and not in ours
>the few that do will get snatched before they even fully go through the portal
I'm more into monogamy but I fear I may not have a choice when I get squished between 2 hags

How can say no to Christmas cake if I'm becoming one too? Feel too hypocrite and 25 isn't that old

>She laughs
>Her snakes laugh with her, like a whispery high-pitched background chorus

>>44257541
Does she use anti-dandruff shampoo or do the sneks just shed all over her shoulders?

>>44257541
>One more cunt making fun of me
>Hate increase
>Leave
>One more chapter added to my manifesto
One day, I will teach them all

Cows:
>Tall, ranging from 6' to 7'
>Extreme milk production
>Top quality milk
>Physically strong
>Minimal magic or no magic capabilities
>Almost always docile
>Has to be purposely provoked to become aggressive
>Relationship with husband, ranges from submissive to equal

Goats:
>Medium-short. ranging from 5' to 5'6"
>High milk production
>High quality milk
>Average strength
>Moderate to high magic capabilities
>Usually docile but can be unruly from time to time
>Doesn't need to be provoked to become aggressive
>Relationship with husband, ranges from equal to soft domineering

>>44257569
>Relationship with husband, ranges from submissive to equal
Deny your cow wife your dick for long enough and see what happens.

>>44257569
If your goat wife ever starts acting up too much, just cut up a pool noodle and stick them on her horns.

>>44257586
Hence why I said they have to be purposely provoked to become aggressive. Once she gets it though, she'll be back to her docile self.

But let's be honest here, you're not gonna be able to go that long without breeding your fertile cow. No straight man could resist her, especially when she gives you longing eyes and gushes on about how she wants you to breed her, how she wants to bear your offspring, how she just wants to make you feel good. Couple that with her pressing her breasts up against you and her massaging you, you won't last 10 minutes before you copulate with her.

>>44257615
The trick his to defeat her headbutts. Do that and she'll calm down, treat you equal, and may even for a time become submissive towards you. Though she'll inevitably become rowdy again and attempt to assert her dominance.

>>44257569
I want my huge, beefy wizard cow.

Okay. Here's a video game featuring a high elf protagonist and a dark elf antagonist.

>>44257687
I give my life
Not for honor
But for youuuuu~

>>44257657
They're rare because cows are typically napping and chewing grass in the fields, content with life too much to care about magic and math. But there is this certain type of cow out there known as the smart cow. It's said there're whole communities of them in the East, and many of them aren't just learned cows, but are also adept at magic. I don't know if I believe these rumors myself, but perhaps you could investigate one day.

I want to sleep on a soft cow

>>44257687
I'd have thought the dark elf would be the protagonist since solid snake had the dominant genes

>>44257791
>Dark elf simp
Yuck. Its the complete opposite. High Elves are called HIGH ELVES for a reason. Meanwhile Dark Elves are essentially edgy extremist weirdo cultists revering dark pantheon.

>>44257841
>High Elves are called HIGH ELVES for a reason.
Because they smoke weed.

>>44257965
Gotta have something to do when there isn't any human boys around to molest.

>>44257965
Dank elves.

>>44256181
Our daughter is beautiful
I love her

>>44256050
Gonna prank a vampire by sending her anonymous love letters. She'll never find out who it is and it'll drive her mad.

>>44258163
Do the same but with a pipe bomb. Portal and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>44257775
I want to sleep under a muscle cow.

>>44258212
Kill yourself, antifemdom fag

I'm going to rotate a Mershark.

>>44258163
>slip up once
>you are never seen again

>>44258276
It's a joke dumb anon. Nothing to do with the antifemdom guy

Sleepy head

>>44258212
>send ol' spicy pipe to a monster
>she opens the package and it explodes in her face
>mamono are OP as fuck by default so she only gets that comical smoked face from cartoons
>thinks this was a hilarious joke and decides to track down and marry whoever did it

>>44258311
Can they really find my shed far from civilization?

>>44258297
Generally I assume that when someone is posting about doing violent things to monsters its him as thats his typical MO

>>44258353
The moment she thought of you, her mamonobanana radar tuned onto your signature and it's only a matter of time before one day you go back to your shed to see her cooking a meal for you.
On the plus side, you'll find out that independent homesteading is a lot easier with a wife and then with a bunch of little helpers

>>44258369
Unabomber don't ring a bell in your head? Next time I will add "demon silver" for retards like you
>>44258396
True good ending

Pissing and Cumming, Pissing and Cumming, Yeah Pissing and Cumming!

>>44258405
I will be retarded and you cannot stop me, fuck you

>>44258491
Oh no he’s powered by the wurm’s milk! That if anyone crosses his path they will fall to wurm kind!

>>44258491
t. Smartest nigger

>>44257786
Big Cow Lifestyle

>>44258290
I wounder how she would react to finding you

>>44258491
Wyrm bait.

>>44258554
Probably depends on how long it takes her to find you, if you’re really bad and and she finds you almost immediately she might just think you were being romantic like in a play but not actually trying to hide. However the longer you can hide the more desperate and feral she’ll get, and Eros help you, your pelvis, and your arteries when she finally crashes through your door and finds you halfway through writing a new letter.

>>44258434
That's not how dick works, you're getting obligatory sex ed remedial lessons with an exam at the end.

>>44258686
>Finds you early
>Romantic date, will pamper and everything before sucking you dry
>finds you later
>Will result in a one-man blood orgy
>She's far too feral and desperate to even say anything
>The once refined lady is now nothing more than a blood crazed slut (for you)
>Already addicted to your blood before even tasting it

>>44258686
>Country wide man hunt after anon sent a dickpic alongside the love letter
This is what happens when you tease a vampire for 2 years

>>44258715
But that’s not as funny.

Scary ghosts seeking boys

>>44259156
I want to be haunted by a pervert ghost

So, I don't mean to be inflammatory, but it's been 9 years, and I still haven't gotten my lamia wife. What's the deal?
This is bullshit.

>>44259156
>>44259184
ghosts run from me, i rape them instead

>>44259221
CERN is too busy with other things speaking to the fallen sorry.

What are the consequences of ignoring a text from your shirohebi wife?
And at what point does she consider it an ignored text? 5 min? 1 min? 10 sec?

Kunochi are nice girls
i wonder if they have to shapen their tails

>>44259156
Those lips can give the best succ of your life, but if you stick your dick in there she will have your soul. What a nasty difficult choice.

>>44259342
what if i kiss her

>backpack mounted camera autofocuses on a man wearing khaki explorer clothes with a weathered boonie hat and short shorts
>behind him is a scenic valley
>"Now I'm here in a reaaal beaut' of a land here in 'he zipangu mountains!"
>"I've been out here for a week straight tracking down 'he illusive kamaitachi!"
>"now 'hat they're this far outta their village its a perfect time to observe 'em!"
>he approaches a larger boulder and crouches down the camera lifts over the edge of the rock and focues on three twin sisters, one larger, one lithe, and the other petite
>the large one is on the lookout standing on a large rock, the lithe one is looking around the dirt and calls over the petite one who make short comments over something they found
>"now look at how intelligent 'ese girls are! 'ey always form packs made up of 'ree of their kind, it seems that 'ese girls are a hunting party."
>the big one looks away from his direction and he scurries closer
>he whispers, "now 'hat were close you can see their intelligence shine through! Look at 'hat big one, ain't she a beaut'? Her fur on her legs are ruffled and you can see a visible scar or two on her. Look at those muscles, now ain't she a prime predator able to take a man down in one hit?!"
>the camera goes to the lithe and petite one, "now look at 'ose ones... see how 'ey investigate those tracks with 'he keen eye of a predator! 'Hat smaller girl may not look like much but note how well groomed her fur is and 'hat despite them roughing it her robe and skin are clean. Look closely at her hands, real delicate pieces of art they are! Look at how she moves! she's 'he real deal, could probably 'read a needle in the dark!"
>"and 'hat skinnier girl look at how quickly she moves despite the rocky ground she's on... look at her poweful yet supple legs, she's got 'he legs of a sprinter and you can tell by how her fur sweeps back on her legs that she's a fast one alright!
>he lifts up from his cover keeping himself small
>the large one on the rock is surprised to see him
>the lithe girl rushes around the stony obstacles like a breeze with concern on her face as the petite girl follows along after with agile footing
>he mutters into the camera, "Now 'ese Kamitachi aren't naturally aggressive but like with any wild mamono anything can set 'em off, you gotta make yourself small enough to not be a threat..."
>the big one shouts something at him but its not in English, the explorer stops moving
>the lithe girl approaches cautiously, not getting too close and holds her blades up as the big one follows suit.
>he mutters again, "now 'at 'ere curious its important not to make any sudden movements... anything can set 'em off and get me in a hairy situation..."
>the lithe girl investigate the explorer searching his body for weapons and anything dangerous while the bigger girl sizes him up and realizes that he's no real threat. The lithe girl speaks something and the big girl does as well, their conversation is short but they seem to partially drop their guard.
>the explore smiles, "now it looks like 'ey calmed down... look at 'em up close, you can see how smart 'ese girls are, look at how they communicate with each other without missing a beat. 'ere in perfect harmony!
>he approaches the big one slowly, "now its important to let 'he rest feel safe, 'he best way to do that is too approach 'he alpha of the group and get her acceptance..."
>the big sister wearily eyes him but doesn't adopt an aggressive posture, "good good, she doesn't see me as a threat, now look at how powerful she is, these muscles are thicker than my hand! I can't even wrap my hands around 'em!"
>the bigger sister visibly flutters as he starts touching her muscles and 'ohs and aws' at her while tracing her scars
>they start speaking in surprised tones, and the lithe sister approaches like a gale
>"now it looks like that since the bigger gal isn't weary if me the skinny one is investigating before letting 'he little gal approach!
>he crouches down into a squat as he turns to face the lithe sister before she can put her hand on his arm
>"now look at her! These legs look as powerful as they feel! Soft to the touch but if you press in a little more firmly its like stone under 'em. Even 'he fur on her calf seems to be permanently windswept yet almost silky smooth!"
>the lithe sister flusters as well before the petite one approaches as well, saying something in a embarrassed hurry
>"I gained 'ere trust! Look at this small gals hand! Soft as velvet and you can practically feel how fine tuned her hands are! Despite being small she's invaluable for keeping her sisters safe!"
>the girls are all embarrassed by this point as he stands up fully again staring at him coyly and blushing red
>"now its important to interfere as little as possible with 'he environment. So you always gotta be ready to zip!"
>a bright flash and the sounds of surprise from the girls is heards as the camera readjust to the explorer sprinting away

>>44259272
1 daughter for every minute passed since she sent it

>>44259367
a risky endeavor

>>44259221
Those eggheads are just wasting money on Satan and sacrifices instead of doing what matters and opening the portals. What a waste of cash

>>44259396
i like my odds, and i will fuck this old dark mage

>>44259397
It does make me wonder what Druella would do to Satan’s army, I mean her mother went up against true monsters long ago so it wouldn’t be that different.

I'm gonna fap in front of the ghost haunting me and force her to watch.

>>44259471
Powerlevel time? Real blandly i can state that Druella would probably on par with Satan and the other big devils but would get overwhelmed unless its a one on one.
The DL could probably 1v1 lucifer and other fallen angels since they're canologically way more powerful than their MGE equivalent.
The demons and devils and fallen angels are pretty evil by all rights and decidedly not human so it could be a proper war but I'd expect it'd be a lot of subversion and conversion like how the demons and devils of MGE verse were turned into their lustful forms.

>>44259283
They're like cats. You need to give them a whetstone or they'll sharpen it on the furniture.

>>44259373
Now they need to find him in his natural habitat.

>>44255810

>>44259632
Very tight.

>>44259590
They'll be tracking him for quite awhile, I hope they fare better in catching him than the Ocelomeh did

>area of outstanding natural beauty

>>44259751
More like area of outstanding underage booty

I know a lot of people get freaked out about the horse bits, but I really think it'd be cool to ride a centaur around. Honestly, it's worth having to occasionally lewd her horse behind. You're definitely coming out on top in this exchange.

>>44259770
Moloch relax.

>>44259770
It's a synonym

Sabbath vs Moloch who would win?

>>44259751
i'd survey those lands

>>44259809
Lecherous Old Fox

>>44259809
>aunt Foxy please, you are too old to be wearing something like that

>>44259840
My wife is in the Sabbath and she's stronger than Moloch and she shoots lasers

>>44259775
>'having' to lewd her horse behind
I think you mean privileged to lewd it, anon.

>>44255810

The concept of facing your lover while mating is lost on many beast girls. So when you teach them about missionary position, they're not only mind-blown but become addicted to it. And honestly, it's one of the most sure-fire ways to defeat a beast girl.

>>44259891
>>44259904
what is a fox to do when it gets too hot outside?

>>44259980
It's their culture anon, you are being inconsiderate.

>>44259710
They can't catch him, he's an Aussie.
>>44259373
I really like those greentext anon, keep the good work

>>44259999
im going to suck on her titties if she gonna flaut them like that

>>44260018
THIS DAMN OLD FOX

>>44256122
ok?

>>44260149
is cute, unironically.

>>44258307
Sleepiest

>>44260159
>>44260141
Meant for this

>>44257296
mgekeks are always at it these days.

>>44260141
Hmm... Damn old fox ...! !! !

>>44260161
Torn between wanting a shortstack or just a chubby, bottom heavy dormouse.
They need to be built for comfort, not combat.

>>44257541
>ohoho and a chorus of kyahaha
the schools' medusa ojousama is too powerful, i'll just eat lunch under the stairs so i never have to see her in public like the nerd i am

Old fox mating press

I need a purring catgirl to sleep with. I've been waking up tired for as long as I can remember.

>>44259999
Turn up the AC, dummy. It's like this hag's still living in the middle ages

>>44260300
>no purring catwife to curl up on your lap and painfully knead at you
>nothing snuggle sized to hold as you go to sleep.
>no snout to boop to wake her up and watch her bluster angrily

>>44260300
I bet she'd get nice and close to your ear so you can hear the loud purring

>>44257305
Dwarfs in Nordic and Germanic myths were called Svartelfs/Svartelf, which means “Black Elf” or “Dark Elf”. But that isn’t MGE and is more of an interesting factoid than relevant to the setting.

>>44260300
Me too anon, I'm tired frog who only want to pet the chesh.

>>44260373
>"Oh my, the heat dost feel so oppressive, mayhap we should retire to-"
>'Just turn on the AC.'
>"Truly romance was laid low long ago now wasn't it?"

>>44255855
Life goals right here

>>44260492
You could always let her lay on your lap while you fan her if that's what she wants

>>44260399
When the temperature is colder I roll my self in a fluffy plaid in my bed to simulate a bunyip/werecat hug. It's pathetic but feel really good

>>44260221
As long as they're cute bed warmers

>>44260525
>letting a hag get close to your cock
YOU FOOL

>>44260525
More than acceptable, especially as it means she'll have you staring down her chest.
Optimal seduction technique.

>>44260538
Of course, although in this summer heat she'll probably be laying in bed with no blankets.

>>44259908
The Sabbath is the strongest children's rights advocacy

>>44260557
You can just gently tell her to wait till night time, she's old enough to control herself after all

Pure Human Boy
Pure Human Girl

>>44260671
>several thousand year olf hags
>self control
You're lucky if you even have a dick left by the end of this

>>44260676
And a thousand angry replies under their couple's photo on social media

>>44260710
She will cheat on him anyway

Lap pillow

>>44260710
Are those angry replies from still single Monstergirl femcels? And I bet many of those femcels would even claim they'd willingly insert themselves into the relationship to form a harem. Even if it means they'd have to shah carpets with the girlfriend because at least they finally get a human boy to call a husband.

>>44260735
It's really good or just something overrated by animes?

>>44260769
What about not bringing real life problems in MGE? Why do you need to create femcel? Being a Incel is not fun and don't wish that on Mamonos

>>44260779
>stick your head in lap pillow
>get fur everywhere

>>44260779
Depends on who you ask really.
If you're touch starved then getting on would probs be the best thing ever, not necessarily because it's comfortable, but because someone's willingly offering themselves for your comfort.

>>44259840
If his modern followers are any indication I would imagine Moloch is quite the cunnysseur.

>>44260670
I think they are getting a bit too strong.As a single male I'm not sure if I support government-mandated onii-sans...

>>44260803
Sometimes I put my head on my cat, obviously I don't apply any pressure or weight. It's super comfy, especially if he's purring. I don't get full of fur afterward
>>44260804
I see, I could enjoy the experience

How do (You) respond?

>>44260925
I would happily accept, what would we have to give her on white day though?

>>44260925
Tell her "sorry im into soft monsters"
Then run before she can grab me

>>44260925
Monkey screams, running away, panick attack, all of this in randomn order

>>44260925
Not my type but what the hell, I'm the type to easily fall for the first women that gives me real affection

>>44260925
If she's nice.

>>44260925
Eat my emergency raging mushrooms : I like tomboy even if she's not my favorite race, she knows it, denying it is pointless and without the shrooms I won't build the courage to do anything

>>44260950
She looks pretty soft to me, Anon

>>44261044
Anon...

>>44261044
Anon, if he truly don't like her don't force it on him.

>>44261157
>Crack open my skull
>I'm dead
I hate horses, even their meat is lame

>>44260925
Did she have to stuff me in the locker before doing this?

>>44261190
centaur lap pillow is all bone. Yet another reason horsefuckers suck.

chu~

>>44261198
You know how those tomboy pyrows are, they can't fight their nerd bullying instincts sometimes. At least she let you out instead of just shoving herself inside it with you

>>44260925
She looks in pain and flushed with a sweat so I check for a fever

>>44261239
>I just don't know how to tell Anon how I feel...
>Is that why you're stuffing him into a locker?

>>44261228
Mam, please get out of my garden.
No, I will not water or "feed" you.

>>44261301
>Put her hand away
>Take your custom first aid kit
>Start to touch her everywhere to check her health
>Everyone looking
>She's red from shame
>Think that she got a really bad fever
>Ask her to go home with you so.you can check her health all night
>Put her in your bed
>Ignore the weird thing she says, must be the fever
>Stay by her side on a chair for the night
>Hold her hand
She won but at what cost

I’m gonna turn myself into a eldritch abomination and cause mayhem across MGC.

>>44261349
Oh, so you would see her wither away to nothing? How cruel of you!

>>44261383
Based, I will go the Bane/Urgot's way with raging mushrooms/combat drugs, cybernetics, hitting the gym and the mask. We could create a league of villain

>>44260925
Just take me now.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6570309?

Mouse or rat.

>>44261386
I'll give her water when she apologizes for ruining my flowers.
No, letting me "touch her flower" isn't a apology.

>>44259568
its gotta be made out of bone right, that shit should hurt

>take glass bottom boat out off the shore of mgc
>keep having fish and mermaids and the like press themselves against the glass
>just want to relax on the water
What do?

>>44261604
Probably more like antlers so it doesn't hurt

>>44261614
Don't be rude, invite them up and hang out

>>44261623
That seems like a quick way to get forcefully wed

>>44261776
See the trick is to just invite more than one and that makes it a social gathering not a first date!
Trust me I'm a fish expert(tm)

>>44261776
Creature from the Black Lagoon sure looks different.

>>44261403
>Urgot
Gremtech has gone too far he has dildos for knees

>>44261604
maybe its just like a big nail

Thank you for the support my story got last thread. I am in the process of planning my next one and would like the thread's input.

The basic premise is that a guy goes through the portals to go camping/explore the wilderness, and ends up getting stalked/hunted by his two MG 'Tour guides'. Ocelomeh seems like a pretty obvious fit for one of the girls, but I would like people's thoughts on what the other should be.
For context, I'm planning the oceleomeh to be reserved, quiet, competent, but has ferocious side that sometimes comes out like other oceleomeh. She is an environmentalist and believes in living with nature, rather than destroying/conquering it. With that in mind, do people have any suggestions for what MG/type of character the other one should be, or any other input? Gracias.

>>44261891
Bored plant girl.

>>44261952
Ear correction needed

>>44261952

>>44261872
No, those are (demon silver) shotguns, you're confused with the big harpoon use to catch fuckable piece of meat

>>44261891
Grizzly, you don't see them often and it would be a perfect fit

>>44261891
The Aussie reporter story? If not can you repost it please?

>>44262070
Here you go

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/124028776?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_679153741

>get to pound prime child ass AND huff on the fluff at the same time

>>44262069
>>44261920

These are both good. I was thinking of having the MC meet with them beforehand, basically say 'I don't need a tour guide I'm an experienced camper (on Earth)', and then the hunt begins. Do you think it would be more interesting if he gets assaulted by wild monsters instead?

>>44262114
Indifferent really.

>>44262082
Thanks, I will read that before bedtime.

>>44262114
>tour guides hunt him
>guides' daughters are the one that hunt him
It should work either way

>>44262082
Does it include femdom?

>>44262177
A bit of light femdom at the end which there is a warning before.

>>44262269
Look what the cat dragged in! It's herself!

>>44262308
Burping mofu

>>44262308
this picture have filled me with immense happiness.

>>44262339
Latenights pictures tend to do that.

>>44262356
Yis

>We Elves are a proud people! We are not a race of exhibitionists!
She says while dressing like this.

>>44262308
>pictured: a man two years after accepting a fox's invitation to touch her tail

>>44262269
I hear her clawing at the walls... don't let her in.

>>44261891
I meant to compliment you on your story yesterday but forgot. I thought the characters and their interactions made for a fun and comfy read.

As the other anons said I think a plant or grizzly girl would be a good 2nd fit. My additional suggestion would be a gator/croc girl or any aquatic type girl so the dude gets stalked/hunted on land and water.

>>44262063
>Urgot-Anon with a dildo harpoon
>The VRRRRRRRRRR is just pillow lined hatched to bring them to his still very attached and functioning lower body
LEWD

Crash the space colony Shog, destroy the impure

>>44262448
One doesn't care to acknoweldge the mistakes of one's youth

>>44262411
Fuck I want to do strange things to elves.

>>44262448
This isn't how Gravity went.

>>44262448
Is she for real assimilating a satellite.

>>44262411
Love elf clothes, always so lewd but also refined at the same time.

>>44262446
I prefer the demon silver harpoon, I want to terrify them. Dildo are goofy and a will hurt my ego

>>44262194
Damnit

Guys I don't want to alarm you but I may have woken up the mystery flesh pit.

>>44262588
these things happen

>>44262530
Elf clothes are NOT LEWD. They are traditional garments dating back centuries, not some kind of stripper getup. Show the elves the respect they're due, including their clothing.

>>44262588
Well don't be rude, give it some breakfast

>>44262582
What's the problem? Afraid of a little 6 letter word?

>>44262610
Yes, I will be spiteful and angry if I read it. Better for everyone if I don't

>>44262610
Not the heart eyes!

>>44262631
it's how you know they got a target lock

>>44262430
Ty. Sahuagin or lizard could be good, don't know if lizards can swim though. I also had the idea of them being more like a traditional hunter/explorer type. Think Clayton but a monster girl.

>>44262617
Sorry it's not to your taste anon. You can just skip it and the story stays the same, the long and short of the scene is echidna binds up guy and anubis, they both give him a blow job while he eats the anubis out. Very affectionate and not spiteful, which is why I said light femdom, but if that isn't your thing I understand.

The more I think about, the more I'm convinced the best slutty brats are the kind that just likes having fun, is full of crush and lust for (You) and only needs a little correcting.

>>44262411
>>44262530
>>44262598
Being a proud people isn't mutually exclusive with being a race of exhibitionists. Be proud of and flaunt your beauty.

>>44262661
what game?

>>44262722
I’ve seen this picture probably over 30 times now is there a story behind it? Probably not, where instead of ship girls all the girls in Azur Lanes are monster girls.

>>44262771
Some pictures are just silently reposted over and over again.

>>44262690
>Move to a new city
>New school
>The class president is an Elf Ojou-Sama who’s basically dressed as a stripper
>Anyone who asks gets a full three hour lecture about elven culture and it’s lack of nudity taboos
>Desperately try not to look on summer days where she just lets her holstaur-jealousy inducing tits breathe.
>end up incurring The Lecture on accident asking if her clothes are comfortable.
>She drags you into the student council’s clubroom while everyone’s going home and the principal just tells her to lock up when she’s done.
>The cultural details are actually kinda interesting so you listen to the whole thing.
>Look up at the end and she’s blushing.
>No one ever cared enough to listen to her whole lecture before.
>She locks the clubroom door behind her.
>Five hours later you stumble home with empty balls, a sore pelvis and her phone number.

>>44262719
micks

>>44262783
I have an alternative for when she starts The Lecture

>>44262814
Take meds you schizoid drama queen

>>44262719
>>44262814
>>44262823
Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium

>>44262820
>bump into elf on the hallways
>she drops down on all fours panting and fingering herself while mumbling about how "I won't lose to mortal cock"
>shake my head and go hang out with the cows
Why are "noble" elves like this

>>44262656
You don't have to be sorry, it's me issue and in no case you. I just choose to avoid them now and everyone is happy

>>44262872
Do you really hate femdom that much?

>>44262877
It drives me mad for real (don't know why and don't want to know why) and a long time ago I was really annoying about it here, especially if I drank alcohol alone. Now I avoid both and try to redeem myself by being a measured and nonnegative anon.

>>44262921
between you and breathfag all the old fun anons are leaving.

>>44262933

>>44262975
It was not fun, I was an annoying and really stupid frog. I'm staying here, I just refrain from anger and misery posting

>>44263030
>filename

>>44262989
Pretty sure that was just the schizo mick trying to start shit, don't respond to him

>>44262975
It's not the same here without that ritual tanuki posting. It's like when we lost the slowpoke, holstaur breastfeeding guy a few years back

>>44263046
not him but isn't cait a real cutie? Imagine that fluffy ass on your face.

>>44263066
Yeah, it's better without either of them.

>>44262933
She talks a big game, but when you whip out the peanut butter, she's like putty in your lap.

>>44263046
My bad, though he was banned, at least I could make myself clear. Let's speak about big kot like servals now

>>44263076
MADE for instant loss

>>44263099
I disagree. They added soul to the thread.

>>44263109

>>44263085
Furshit is an abomination and all furfags are mentally ill retards. The thread's first reaction was completely correct and they're only good for using as soccer balls.

>>44263116
No.

>>44263115
You can get literally the same effect with a bot.

>>44263119
>he thinks all monster girls aren't furry
I hate to tell you but the mainstream opinion of giant paws isn't what you think.

>>44263115
>They added soul to the thread.
Rude

hellhound bürg

>>44263135
>mainstream opinion
Said on a website that according to the mainstream is populated entirely by nazis, sex offenders, and terrorists.

Please I just want to peacefully collect bugs and herbs in the ancient forest-

>>44263174
You forgot bots.

>>44263139
My Kogasa looks weird today

>>44263174
No, even here. So pretty mainstream I think.

>>44263137
Clingy zombie girls that get addicted to your warmth!

What if I just let the delinquent lizard girl bully me so I ca feel anything?

>>44263135
Mainstream opinion is gay and stupid.

>>44263230
Way to miss the point.

>>44262656
>Clayton but a monster girl
Hatter maybe? Or vampire?

I say that the bane of these threads is all the paranoia about what identity an anon could be. No matter how in-character a post is to the thread, there are frequent accusations of some anon being a specific person who has a name given by others. These anons looking for proof that a poster is some specific person will accuse many different anons of being this person. The guy who copypastes "I want to sniff Danuki breath" is an example where he is seen even in posts that have nothing to do with Danuki.

>>44263324
>The guy who copypastes "I want to sniff Danuki breath" is an example where he is seen even in posts that have nothing to do with Danuki.
I know this may be a bit of a stretch and you have to make some leaps of logic to make the connection, but maybe it's because he signed them.

>>44263324
Do you know often posters are accused of being the mick wrongfully just because they said something negative about KC?
A lot.

>>44263370
Using the name field isn't signing a post. It's there for anyone to use for whatever reason you feel like.

>>44263370
What made the accusations stop was him putting a name on because he recognized that people being accused of being him was wasting posts that could have been spent on monstergirls. Another example is anyone who posts a monstergirl from a gacha game (she's a monstergirl so why ask for anything more) getting lumped together into a single anon called Gachafag.

>>44263380
>A lot
The false mick accusations are actually rare. Not because people are so accurate, but because this fucktard is so obsessed with being a pest here that you can attribute any shitpost to him and there's like 80% chance you'll be right

hellhound pats

>>44260925
Eat choco while she pats me.

>>44263391
WHFnigger please, you are not even native to this thread so shut the fuck up and actually try to fit in or just leave.

>>44263380
I find it hard to blame the Anons when the mick seems to spend his every waking moment here and apparently has a shitty sleep schedule so it looks like he's here 24/7.
>>44263391
>getting lumped together into a single anon called Gachafag.
I never saw anyone claim there was just one gachafag.

>>44263399
>>44263416
You're proving my point.
>The false mick accusations are actually rare.
Unless you have access to what posts come from what IPs, you don't know if an accusation is false or not.

>>44263405
made for domestication

How about you talk about monster girls instead?
Tell me about the cows and the old foxes

>>44263453
Let me tell you about tigers instead. They're the best, that's all I wanted to say.

>>44263425
>You're proving my point.
The chances that someone would randomly copy all your files, give them the same names, copy your manner of saying "monstergirls" instead of "monster girls" and copy your general posting style is astronomically low compared to the chance that you simply decided to leech off our thread when you killed yours with autism.

You are really not anonymous in a place like this unless you make actual effort at it.

>>44263463
Is this an eros jinko?
Thats very scary

>>44263453
I have nothing to say about monster girls anymore. Paradox part 3 is looking like it will be delayed until next year so that's the biggest release out the window.

>>44263480
Then leave and go back to /vg/

>>44263479
Personally I can't imagine being more safe than in Eros Jinko's company.

>>44263489
But I just talked about the biggest monster girl release of this decade, most likely.

>>44263498
just make sure she keeps those big meaty paws where you can see them

Imagine those big meath paws grasping your whole head, cutting off your hearing so that her tongue kisses will echo inside your brain.

>>44263528
It's fine, I can see it when it's touching my crotch.
>>44263548
That's also wonderful.

A terrible thought just entered my head
Americanized Jinko...

>>44263548
God that sounds nice, imagining her conquering the rest of your body in a similar fashion

>>44263613
FAT KOT

>>44263613
>>44263620
Oh no, I'm taking her to the gym asap.

>>44255810

>>44263644
>You try
>She's still stronger than you and drags you to a restaurant
You fool anon, she'll Americanize you within a month! Run

>>44263620
>>44263644
A soft jinko...
Imagine the chuffs...

>>44263668
>Run
It's a good start. It will help her burn some calories.

>>44263472
Nta but that doesn’t seem like healthy behavior of remembering stuff like that, that isn’t there better things worth remembering.