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>>44428706TOWZOKU DOMINATION
>open Towa stream>no more TowaFUCK THIS *goes feral*
I love Towa!Checkout her newest MV, 「Sanvitalia」!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScTHsLH_0jsAnd the manga, 「Soreyuke!! Makai Gakkou」https://alt.hololive.tv/holonometria/en/manga/series/underworld-academy-overload/Sololive at 10/13!https://towa1stlive.hololivepro.com/
>>44428706
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1695468763880235044this woman wants you to jerk off to her. you should do it NOW! you don't want to let her down, do you?
Towver...
>>44428706lotsa towa today
Simpler times...
Miko is a whore
>>44428720Towa had a 200k viewer minecraft stream today because of the cancelled shit.
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
>>44428706This Twap is too suggestive
HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HLG
Bijou love!
>>44428726watch towa hard
>kanawhore doesn't stream>still deaf>still no albumheicucks lost
>>44428706TOVA STOLE THE CONCERT MONEY AND SPENT IT ON CONDOMS
>>44428711Did honeyworks ever make anything good
Bijou killed tutorial boss on her 2nd attempt.Koyori killed Balteus on her like 6th attempt.I'm just laughing at how thousands are being filtered by these bosses, calling the game shit and some little fragile girls are beating them like it's no issue.
UGLY PIEC4 OF SHIT
Sora Love!
>>44428742yes
>>44428740She's building an airship with those.
>>44428748I said good
Hello, I have 43 webms from the 3 hour HoloSummer stream yesterday, do you want them now?
>>44428742Fansa is a classic, but I really like Proud Idol more
>>44428724Miko is a saint, unlike the whore Kanata
>>44428752Can you cut them in half?
hate noel
>>44428720Well have no more of that or you're going to jail.
Protein the Subaru
>>44428752yes, please
>>44428752Do it.
>>44428740Gotta be careful, she doesn't want to impregnate Suisei
>>44428751https://streamable.com/0s86f5just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad
>>44428762FUCK THE POLICE!
>>44428764You can't impregnate a man.
>>44428752Sure, it's almost dead hours anyway
>>44428756No>>44428760>>44428763Dozo, pay attention to Mio's arm, she almost throws Laplus away from the podium
あくたん可愛い大好き
>>44428773explain slunatios then
>>44428764That's enough condoms to wrap her up entirely many times over...
>>44428780LAP SEX!
unchianon doko?
>>44428780Nene got that stanky leg
>>44428780BIG GOD
>>44428780This little boy has too much energy
>>44428771Are those bands of light around their wrists there all the time?
>>44428726SPWN Koyori concert tomorrow!?!
How could they do this to Towa...
>>44428783I don't think any of them gave birth.
>>44428742All the time, as a matter of fact I can't recall any bad honeyworks song.
>>44428711>>44428733It's odd that these were both released today, that implies they were suppose to be announced at the end of today's live. I wonder if there's even more stuff that was supposed to be announced tomorrow.
>>44428792>>44428794Not enough to match Noel's Unga Bunga energyhttps://files.catbox.moe/wclq4h.webm
Oh, Irys hasn't gotten her individual perms for Armored Core 6, that's why she hasn't been able to stream it yet.FROM fucking please.
So thats why she used the autotune...Miko's voice is fucking jarring without it.
>>44428806The perms aren't company/branch wide?
>>44428805Nene with that haymaker spin
>>44428780>Mio is taller than Lap when sitting down>Stands upJESAS
>>44428814Depends on the company giving them. AC6 is individual.
>>44428815All that powering up for a negative distance throw...
>>44428815why did they make AZKi so erotic?
I didn't take the bait last thread because I'm preparing to make this thread, but does this retard really not know what type of song is kagetsu no yume?
>>44428813nah her voice is fine
>>44428814At least in Japan FROM is the one publishing, but everywhere else it's bandai namco
>>44428821I did expect more of them to stream it, but if that's how it is, I guess that makes sense in a fucked way.
>>44428827
https://youtu.be/NuOJhtBC7R4?t=827>sexy miosha was 2 years ago what the fuck...
>>44428828it's just an ENshart
>>44428820She's not big god mio for nothing
>>44428813She has a disability, it's only fair and reasonable for her to use autotune.
>>44428831So does JP have branch wide perms then? I just want to see everyone's customizations...
https://twitter.com/IkiriNezumi/status/1695442263097372891Thoughts?
>>44428837fair
>>44428794>>44428827Nene and Lapu are like little boys
>>44428834>When the PsyOp to get dwarves to attack first worked so you are now justified to nuke them in "retaliation"
>>44428836I always thought the underside of her arms looked really sunburnt in this
>>44428820Lap is like 140 cm tall
>>44428834>>44428847Noel has that menhera stare to her
>>44428847Most of webms will be of this skit, please don't stare too much at how they bounce
>>44428844She looks fat
>>44428849sorry, I licked them a little too much
>>44428742https://files.catbox.moe/li2fcd.webm
>>44428752I want them on my desk by Friday
Kanata is a leeching whore without any noticable accomplishment
>>44428854
>>44428858All those snacks have to go somewhere
Miko is bad at singing.
>they don't know about mikoneesanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnh-NaZAfUA
>>44428711wait are we actually getting Honeyworks album for Holo? 決戦スピリット is one of the best songs ever.
>>44428870Aki will remember this, Iroha will receive Aunty correction on a later date
>>44428854I want to bully Iroha until she is borderline suicidal. Then I will tell her it was all a prank.
>>44428872Better than Kanata at least
>>44428867after seeing your picture, I want to hear doog's JJJ impression now>I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN NOW
Miko can't even talk properly, give her a break...
Otsumayonnaise... I guess I'll watch some more minecraft...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXGQbN6ZLxw
Man when is Haachama coming back can't she just abort the baby?
>>44428882>When the curse of 25th kicks in
>>44428882gozaru...
>>44428892not hololive
>>44428892How is she doing these days?
>>44428892Is chowa still inactive chinkman?
>>44428885All according to keikaku
>>44428892Cute PTSDowa in the pic.
>>44428897Meru can hit on you 25 times per minute, you will say yes eventually
>>44428909korosan is a gold mine for shitposting
>>44428919This is very problematic.
>>44428876Miko should talk with her real voice
>>44428917Just noticed that Miko is flossing in the background near the end
>>44428926what's wrong with it, gamer?
>>44428931Either she is VERY bad at flossing, or you don't know what flossing looks like
>>44428930She should inhale Sulfur hexaflouride then talk
>>44428931
>>44428931Miko was just trying to rape Noel
>>44428711we love honeyworks herehttps://youtu.be/jjEEm8hh_cohttps://youtu.be/eil5nveGAAkhttps://youtu.be/-sMO8uJ5uVw
>>44428792I hate Laplus but I also kind of love Laplus
Where is Luna
>>44428876why isn't she using this voice? i heard glimpse of it in the Korone duet but her peaking in most of it is fucking jarring and ruined the song.
>>44428943>>44428937Because of her giant sleeves I can't quite tell if her right arm is behind or infront of her
>>44428905I think so
>>44428959Noel going for nutshots exclusively
missed the last 45 minutes or sowhat is Lui building under the seats of the horse racing stadium?
>>44428956Because actually faking your voice for several hours every day would destroy it fast. >inb4butsheisfakinghervoicealready!Clearly not because her voice isn't shot.
>>44428959Elves always win
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_America:_World_Policeholo watch along when?
>>44428973Aki accidently showed off 2% of her power
>>44428973yes yes, nothing wrong with that
>>44428964You're not even a real chink
Korosan...
>>44428885Check out her old Spider-man playthrough if you can find an archive of that, maybe it has one.
>>44428989Course not
Miko is bad, but Luna speaks like a literal toddler
>>44428985This one should come in handy
>>44428971So her shit voice is her default? Kinda sad.
>>44428973chosen people
>>44428996
heimins won
>>44429010Their prize?A doomposting oshi
>>44429007Script written by Yagoo himself
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>>44428968>hahahahaha how the fuck is livestreaming real hahahaha chocoball just rewind the video like chocoball install the script haha
>>44429001not really, are you really that fucking new here EOP?
>>44429019>>44429021Will this make you extra happy?
>>44428994It's just voice acting, they don't speak like that irl.
>>44429044Towa...
>>44429036The autismo infection spreads...
>>44429025daijoubu anon?regardless I already got it
>>44429044That's irrelevant, because we don't hear them irl
nee
>>44429050
>>44429062hey man
which holo is more likely to get arrested for grooming minors? FBK, Lui, or Towa?
>>44429071Flare, she's already CEO after all
Irys cries easily during movies.. God, I just wanna..
>>44429064
>>44429050if they don't come up with something to stop this from spreading we will have another pandemic in our hands
>>44429056newfag alert
>>44429071Adoption is not illegal and Towa leaves her victims smiling, so FBK
>>44428792AZKi really looking kinda lost here
>>44429075Who keeps leaving all these bananas in the 3D studio?
>>44429075thanks for webms anon, been waiting for this one
>>44429083She's too old for them kids
>>44429083She's old...
>>44429075why is this protag such a dork?
>>44429083>3 boys in girls' bodies>a married womanI would be too
>>44429084
>>44429051It was a reference to a meme.
>>44429045monke
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/5049399Caution; Pekora's perky tits inside
https://x.com/oozorasubaru/status/1695429195495838028This is very cute. One thing that's great about Subaru is how much she loves her job and fans.
>>44429096
dead
>>44429050cute autismo
>>44429076no one cares shitman
>>44429102Those are not perky, they are literal balloons
Now it's truly over until tomorrow... let's hope they manage to do something
>>44429100nahone
>>44429100
>>44429107I will never not be impressed by Noel's agility no matter how many times she does this entrance
>>44429122Kendo and judo made her too powerful
pekoーら愛してるhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mpgWnhJpo
>>44429107miko is just like me
>>44429120how do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>44429122>>44429128Just look at her move, so mesmerizing
>>44429134just cry
I don't trust that purple thing
>>44429137I think Aki got her eyes on the ninja
>>44429158Wasted...
>>44429158kek
>>44429158o7hopefully they resolve this issue tomorrow
>>44429158Cold pizza...
Suisei sounds like those vsingers you hear nothing special. She doesn't feel like an idol.
>>44429158jesas
>>44429158
>>44429161My favorite dynamic from that stream
>>44429158oof
>>44429158Warm beer...
>>44429158lmao
>>44429179
>>44429158The pizza is cold...
>>44429147I want to make Fubuki feel better
>>44429161iroha is tall
>>44428740towa's semen are not active
>>44429199Only relative to the other tiny holos
>>44429193Aki activated Noel's attack mode, Elves are truly the shadow puppet masters behind the Knights
>>44429215
nye
>>44429199Why do people making these sorts of assertions never consider how the opposite is just as likelyThey're all relative to each other and we have no baseline to judge any conclusions from
>>44429230too long
>>44429226Meru's intense kapu kapu...
>>44429230dont abuse miko
>>44429239When Iroha made that Jerkin Jerkin post she was just talking about her healing powers
>>44429215>>44429226I often wonder what the staff watching in the sidelines think of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc-0b0OcE7M
>>44429246polden_script_writer_laugh_tack,mp3
>>44429246"wwwwwwwww"
>>44429250That alt outfit awakened me to how great Pekora would be without the tights
>>44429199Iroha is ass
I didn't like it when they used to do radio shows and you could hear males laughing in the background
>>44429235so aki is short?
look at this cute girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvMd4l-_BkY
>>44429245>Iroha carrying this thicc dumpy everywhere she goes, clapping loudly with every stepWorst ninja in existence, -100 stealth penalty
>>44429250what the hell is this guy's problem?
>>44429269I'm saving this erohabutt
>>44429266One day Subaru will pay for her slander.
So, same time tomorrow?
>AZKi's roommate just scheduled a stream for tomorrowI guess that confirms she's not doing anything tomorrow
>>44429158The friend is cold...
I got so angry this morning I went back to sleepdid I miss something
yo
>>44429283She's doing me
>>44429263>>44429269ペロペロペロ
>>44429283husband hate
>>44429285towa tweeped all over the bed
>>44429283Probably regretting going all in on hololive when they keep shitting the bed over and over
>>44429269Migo lusted too much that stream and needed Aunty correction
>>44429284*starts humping*
>>44429292so nothing new then
Just cope.
>>44429269
>>44429102I really really like the cowe swimsuit images
>>44429294Of course she is making excuses like all lusters
You ever just go full retard and forget what gen someone is in.I just stared at gen4 wondering where Polka was...
>>44429285Towa was making the tournament brackets in minecraft and she's retarded so she remade it several times, then made a frame around it with glowing blocks, placed one of the block with wrong orientation and had to redo half of it again.Also made a weird nose falling from the top of it.
>>44429304Noel is hitting the griddy for Japan
>>44429265I said no conclusions can be drawn, the only thing you can really get from it is that of the two, Iroha is probably taller, but the system creates so much jank it's hard to really be certain of even that, Aki's arms have always been rigged weird too so even that could factor into it
>>44429308that's like every Towa stream
Just poop.
>>44429294giwtwm
>>44429309
>>44429269Iroha is officially #1 SEXO of HololiveSubaru has been dethroned
>>44429308Nose...
https://streamable.com/76lezc
>>44429309AZKi comes across as elderly here
Where is the unchi poster?
>>44429317And here is Noel's tantrum, I wanted to include the part where she slowly turns away from the camera but the webm was already too long, didn't want to sacrifice quality
>>44429309>>44429317>Eugene A>wears a B hatなーほーね
>>44429328She's so physical
I miss Koyori.
>>44429321I love AR
>>44429277she will keep getting away telling the truth
I miss lion white peony...
>>44429336Whore
>>44429328And that is all, hope you found these useful
>last stream 8 days ago
>>44429341お疲れ様です
>>44429338standard delivery will continue on Monday
>>44429337She keeps piling up lies so far though.
>>44429318The most erotic thing about Iroha is her ponytail
>>44429341there were a lot of good moments from that showthank you as always
>>44429346I wish the concert didn't get postponed
Iroha really has the best skirt in 3D
>>44429348she doesn't lie, she makes her perspective into reality
>>44429345>>44429354No problem, there were probably a couple more moments with Mio and Fubuki I should've included but it was like 3 AM when I was finishing them and I was dead tired
>>44429360I wish all those anniversaries and birthday lives didn't get postponed but here we are
Unkoman save us from here
>>44429350
https://youtu.be/w56wBgNQckY雨女
>>44428780God I love how small and energetic she is
last Kanata's stream: 2 weeks ago
>>44429398Last shit post: 3 threads ago
>>44429364My perspective is she is foie gras.
https://youtu.be/stBV_2pPXF4
>>44429321I like the Japanese yokai tro
>>44429421hired dancer, iroha would never move like this
>>44429390https://youtu.be/eH11rhGr-X8?t=4028
>>44429421Eroha will never have kemonomimi
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b0e_mgcxOg0sakamatard triggers my cute aggression
>>44429309>Lapu watching elderly women doing some weird dancesIt's like when someone brings their young teenage daughter to the school reunion party
>>44429438Are you confirming that whenever she's in her new years outfit she's actually Pokobee in disguise?
>>44429402Mother: Mio & LuiFather: OmarunBigsis: Choco, NeneLilsis: YamadaMarried to PekoraBotan sure has an interesting view on holos
hololive needs to bring back the cooking show on their main channel
https://litter.catbox.moe/diwfn2.jpg
>>44429452as long as you don't start hitting her>>44429461yes
>>44429466>mistress: Towa and anon's momyeah...
>>44429452boe!
>>44429475>>44429482I want to pinch her cheeks
>>44429490china isn't that bad
>>44429492calm down Lamy
>>44429501china is the dark souls 2 of countries
>>44429509
Hololive India
>>44429512bullying.
>>44429519post more pictures of sakamatard staring menacingly at inu
>>44429512why are holos so violent?
Apparently Lamy's breasts have grown? Why wasn't I made aware of this
Miss me?
>>44429527That's just her getting fat
JWU how was the holosummer concert?
>>44429512>>44429492Homowhore
>>44429532
>>44429532you might want to sit down for this...the concert was basically Towa farting for 2 hours into the mic
>>44429527pregnancy....
>>44429525It's a harsh virtual world out there
>>44428706Stupid sexy Twap
>>44429535oooooh, I'm so mad and seething and triggered right now. please, no more. I can't take it anymore. POE POE POE POE
>>444295431) this is how Subaru will peg you2) Choco probably wants her man to treat her this way and use her as a pincushion
>>44429538hips too wide torsos too thin
Haachama isn't coming back is she?
>>44429543what a scary place
>>44429535she's gonna kill the homos
>>44429470This random slut Fubuki is not my oshi.
>>44429558wouldn't you take it?wouldn't you give it to her?
>>44429577anon... fubuki is a slut...
fuck you
>>44429402Really nice artstyle
>>44429579>wouldn't you take it?I don't want to get sodomized, even if it is Subaru>wouldn't you give it to her?no, Choco doesn't deserve to be happy until she improves herself
>>44429580wrong!>>44429588ww
>>44429588no, fuck you leatherman
Not a slut!
>>44429562She is already came back and snuck inside your walls
Go to church.
>>44429590anon is a monster...
>>44429596why is she showing off her feet like that then, pretty slutty to me.
Sluts
>>44429596so easy. give her a burger and she will ride your dick for days
>>44429590and what if Subaru didn't peg you but just rode you after forcing you into that position?
pek...
>>44429619Those boobs look extremely weird
>>44429620うーぺー...
I've fapped to Fubuki's kissing sounds in her mengen, simple as.
https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm
>>44429620lol that little faggot got rekt
>>44429629Why is she out of breath
>>44429630how is she able to do that? >>44429617I need more akupeko in my life
>>44429633rape
>>44429633
rape sukonbu
>>44429610surely that can't be comfortable for either of us
>>44429607Yonkisei is very slutty now
*stares at you profoundly*
>>44429604Foxes don't need to wear shoes
>>44429634She was getting fingered by Kuro
>>44429648she's missing a lot more than shoes there like a slut
>>44429647*stares back*
I prefer Enemy
You know that your oshi has at least masturbated once thinking about the collective lewd thoughts of her fanbase, right?
>>44429663No she hasn't
>>44429663shion yo is incapable of being lewd or thinking about lewd things since her brain hasn't fully developed yet. that's why legally, she couldn't have raped marine
>>44429661small creature...
>>44429674I thought this had something to do with Botan because of the stripes in the thumbnail
>>44429674i-it gets bigger if you pull on it, I swear
>>44429664this is a child
>>44429664
>chillas fart released a new kusoge yesterdayAre you ready for another horror kusoge arc?
>>44429686I'm always ready for a chillas arc
>>44429677
>>44428742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_At3pIE5BU
>>44429686We love Chilla's art here.
>>44429664finally right size
>>44429686It's about vtuber stalker, it's possible some might skip it.
>>44429663Yeah something tells me that she does
>>44429704Sick moves
>>44429645doujins taught me otherwise
All those holomems worked so hard for it only to be delayed.
>>44429704hayai...
Suisei on Mogra!
Beachyo
>>44429663She doesn't get off to the idea of being gangraped by her fans because, you know, not a slut.
Posting Homowhores
>>44429694https://files.catbox.moe/xl3t47.webm
>>44429704look at her go!!
>>44429704childish child
>>44429672then how do you explain what happened on the day after?
>>44429719遂に...vacation yo
ass
>>44429737that harlot marine put those guilty thoughts onto her. my shion is pure and only knows two words, kimoi and kawaii. she would make fun of old people and laugh at poo jokes. that is all.
>>44428742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOnV4nGi5AI
>>44429704Why is this playing at 2x speed?
>>44429763It's not, she's just that fastYou know how smaller animals move faster than large ones
>>44429686>mc is vtuber>accidentally shows her real face on the first stream you do in the gameIs this too yab for holos?
>>44429753she knew what she was doing
Cometto-chan amagi goe when
>>44429774objection, hearsay
>>44429778Comet is kill
I just came to say deserved ENfarts getting their concert delayed. Hopefully cancelled next.
>>44429782I was hoping for a Shion reclining on a chair in a McDaniel interrogation room
Is it true Hololive is losing?
dead hours, enjoy some indiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ybXvR1opg
>>44429663I don't think Watame has ever masturbated
>>44429797heimins won
>>44429797yeah, the girls are losing their youth
Time to check sukikira I guess
IT'S DEAD HOURS, DO YOUR REPS MOTHERFUCKER
>>44429807nice
>>44429813hagbros, we can't stop winning. time is undefeated
>>44429686I just don't understand why would he shit on the people that made him big, what did Hololive do to make him mad?
>>44429817Is he really shitting on the vtubers with that game.
>>44429817Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
>>44429824kawaii de gozaru!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fEtt_fQXfY
>>44429824Post the naked version
Towa uses her pubes to floss her horse-like teeth
>>44429837How did she turn out like THAT with her new persona? She's an unhinged whore...
>>44429850>new persona
>>44429845Towa doesn't have pubes
>>44429857Ok, new old returning persona. Answer the question.
>>44429824gozalu feeding me her self made cookies while wearing a naked apron!
>>44429837kys bugmen
Got you
>>44429868lol
>>44429832imagine how fast official Marine ass pillow would sell out
>>44429863>returning persona
>>44429886
>>44429890
Why are the homos playing Rust non-stop?
>>44429890>>44429886how can these fluffballs be so pretty?
>>44429884Ok you don't know. Anyone actually knows if she was just suppressing herself before? Or she just turned out to be this much of a whore after joining Vshitjo?
>>44429663The most I could imagine is her fantasizing one of her celebrity crushes was a secret fan
Japanese women owe me sex
I support Towa
>>44429905>>44429910it's not the tits in case you were wondering.
>>44429871I-I SWEAR, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Thoughts?
surely they're not going to stream day 2 ahead of day 1...
>>44429905>>44429910DO NOT OPEN
https://youtu.be/0fTmEfBvp50rabu u, onyon
>>44429921You did not spoiler it.
Why is Lamy sad?
>>44429919T-terrible art, couldn't even tell what it is supposed to be...
>>44429924>Premiered Dec 8, 2019
>>44429925>Lamy's tits grew so big even spoiler couldn't cover them up
>>44429535did sakamata interact with a homo?
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1695468763880235044reminder that miosha is slutty
>>44429927*casts a random enlargening spell*
Hey friend
>>44429935all is right in the world
>>44429926
>>44429935What did she mean by this? This hag is old
>>44429941Arigachu
>>44429915
>>44429952No problemo.
>>44429961
>>44429946
>>44429329I have it on good authority she's also wearing a T back.
>>44429955please forgive me!
>>44429964bibi...
DO THE HOLOTORI DANCE
Im loving life right now! And im not drinking.
>>44429990Good Job
>>44430003such a lovely woman
>>44429985>>44430008
JAV whorehttps://files.catbox.moe/akuntl.png
it's been 20 years and I still don't know what the fuck happened in MGS2, which part was real?
>>44430012She is your mother, anon...
>>44430019call me Oedipus because I want to fuck my mom
Is it just me or are all the new ENs based? like they aren't cringe like the previous two gens and actually entertaining? has vtubing evolved?
>>44429960>>44429963I need more Magamaga
>>44430036Yes please
>>44430016kanatyan backstabbed...
https://twitter.com/ZaN_lives/status/1695515754014388537Sad news...
>>44430039*throws another koopa shell*
>>44430044How did the artist draw that middle of belly line, but still get the upper torso all wrong?
which poor soul is retweeting this at 4am lel.
>>44430055>>44430062Wonder if they'll still do day 2, and if the server is actually "fixed".
Were there any more news on the concert?I said fuck it and went to sleep after they said they'd reschedule it and give everyone their money back.I assume Day 2 tomorrow isn't gonna be happening either, right?
>>44430069no news.
So what happens tonight? Does day 2 go on as planned, do they shuffle day 1 to day 2's timeslot, or do they just give up?
>>44430073They'll just post both prerecorded lives
>>44430055>The server has been repaired for the problem with the distribution on 8/26 (Sat).Sure thing. It was totally a fault and abso-fucking-lutely not that you were greedy as hell and didn't realize things would go up in flames if you had the 80k CCV from PriPara and however many hundreds of thousands from Hololive hammering your site at the same time, no sir.
HOMOCHAD STATUS?
>>44430069Look right above your post
Hololive Summer will be in September
>>44430073>>44430069I would assume they are going to push Day 2 back as well. Anything else would be far too short of a notice.
Where's Towa
Sex with Mio and Botna
>>44430094Check your closet
>>44430094>>44430097
>>44430074the things I would do to this woman...
Suisei and Miko are girlfriends
priparasharts will pay for this
>>4443009324/7 penis inspection...
WHERE'S TOWA
>>44430093gross
>>44430055If they say the servers are fixed, and then do day 2 tomorrow and the same thing happens, they're going to have to actually commit seppuku
>>44430107PROBABLY SLEEPING
I bought armored core 6 because of koyori but the game is impossible to play 3 hours in and still on the tutorial boss
>>44430097Botan even
>>44430111Towa would never do that
>>44430100Towa will never get to have sex with Mio and Shishiron
>>44430126
>>44430129Towa doesn't have a choice with Shishiron
No cap does Towa canonically have the most W gyatt in all of vtubing?
>>44430113You're worse at video games than Koyori?
>>44430133>>44430134tw...
>>44430138
>management pre-follows all the Holo stuff INCLUDING Homos on newly created talent's accounts before they get access to them>FuwaMoco unfollowed all the Homos when they got control of the accountUMMMM BASED????
>>44430004Arigato!
Are there no new festival tit pics? I don't understand her pricing system at all.
ホロスタのちんぽ気持ち良すぎだろ!!!
>>44430154
holos for this feel
>>44430173nikisei - Ayame
>>44430177Sex
>>44430019I remember the original, that's just completely made up lines lol
>>44430145They should unfollow Towa too
>>44430190No shit
I am in parasocial relationship with two dozen Holos Holos for this feel ?
looks like i'm jacking off to shion's sister again tonight
>>44430207Towa is in a parasocial relationship with me
>>44430203Of course you won, you dumb cat, I have only used controllers for like 3 hours in my entire life!
>>44430133shhh... she's tweeping
>>44430203loser gets to play with the winner's boobs, right?
>>44430154there's forum called simpcity that got all her pictures from fantia if you're that desperate.
start at noon jst problem solved.
I'm thinking about penises...
>>44430145I was saying the EN gen are based, they get the /jp/ pass
We owe so much to Roboco
>>44430239we know, cuckmate. You are always thinking about dicks.
>>44430231Guess I'll need to simp up and make like my third account for that garbage site.
>>44430203This gaming buddy cheats at games by making it hard to concentrate...>>44430224The other way round
>>44430255I'm kinda shy. I don't know if Shishiron would want to play with my body...
>>44430239https://a.cockfile.com/DosOsg.jpg
So Mayo played 9+ of MGS and 3+ hours of AC6 I am telling you she don't like mayonnaise she likes cocaionnaise
What happening anon?
thinken angrily bout atahuta's new kanata doujin and how it's still not getting scanned yet
>>44430236I would be quite pissed if I woke up tomorrow to find out that the concert is over. They need to announce the new time at least a day ahead
>>44430279>cocaionnaiseKek'd
What would sex with 1980 Botan feel like?
>>44430289Your fault for being European.
Based.
>>44430145Homos wouldn't even give these uggos the time of day
>>44430138Towapi has the most W juicer frfr
>>44430293>>44430305I think Mio would look even hotter with a few grey hair
>>44430306bubble era... home...
>>44430279armored core 6 is garbage my god
>>44430311I read that they played Apex with a male before hololive, but I don't know if it's true
>>44430323massage Miosha's boobs to make her feel better about her swollen breasts
>>44430330With faces like that who cares what they do? Not like you can be interested in their real life after seeing those mugs
>>44430311they're not even that ugly
>>44430331That'll just make them grow bigger, anon...
aunty want some lusting NOW
>>44430279She learned the big secret to endurance from Korone. Just wake up 30 minutes before a long stream.
>>44430279my god someone get this dog out of the car before she dies
Explain this
>>44430358No...
>>44430349good>>44430337>>44430356god miorine is too sexy
>>44430367Not the first time Towa's been inside Aqua
>>44430370nice waki...
>>44430358Never
Fuu-tan looks so good in white.
Fuu-tan looks so good in glasses
>>44430378
>>44430387And even better without them
>>44428706Just woke up. What happened to the concert?
>>44430390I really like images like this where clothes wet from sweat show their skin underneath
>>44430389they should sell that liquid
Which Holo will play Starfield when it is out? I'm thinking Pekora and then Koyori
>>44430375>>44430380I will undress Aunty with my eyes, just like in eromanga
>>44430392They Zanned it up
>>44428706Just woke up what happened to the scat spammer?
>>44430392got Towa'd
>>44430400It will be extremely painful
35 is peak age for women
>>44430392It was weird how Towa stopped in middle of the concert and screamed for an hour
>>44430400What eyes?
>>44430396You mean like this?
>>44430409Kanata is 20
>>44430279I don't like the way she powers though games so fast, like Pekora. I want a holo that actually enjoys playing the game and gets invested like Noel
>>44430419Subaru and Polka also have a hard on for playing slowly
>>44430413
>>44430402What has the fucking point of moving to another platform then? Why not continue using SPWN?
i'm gonna catch up on old clips like that hour long noel nioh stuff. this summer festival has to happen. They cannot just abandon it.
>>44430413yeahit's great
>>44430392Z-aN-NeN
*overloads the servers to stop the concert*
>>44430438my daughter chammy...
sex with elves
>>44430425Probably offered Cover a better cut compared to SPWN and obviously Cover took it since they're greedy fucks
>>44430444I wouldn't advise that.
>>44430444No
SEX WITH BLONDES
>hololive>no one is live
>>44430452merubutt...
>>44430444Where do I my elf?
ENOUGH
>>44430392SHARTED
Wait, THAT'S what a yappi is??
>>44430279she's a leechonaise
i miss when we made bibi memes
>>44430449>>44430451too badhttps://kemono.party/fanbox/user/4676337/post/6535342>>44430461Japan
>>44430476
>>44430457No one except EN gen 3 is allowed to stream at the moment
>>44430482Actually gross
>>44430482>mmfI no longer support sex with elves or anyone that believes in it
I don't want Flare to be lighter. I want Subaru to be browner.
>>44430509Dozo
I'm writing my thesis on the effects of Towa on the human body
>>44430522That's an awfully small duck
>>44430528>draw a pussy and call it an armpitstop doing this
>>44430522brown enough, but not very cute
I don't like how she looks like a loli here
https://a.cockfile.com/Wwhhwt.mp4
>>44430540God I wish that were me...
https://twitter.com/kamarrama/status/1695405756940767558
>>44430540I should have expected that from cockfile...
JASUS
*fards*
>Draw a pussy and call it Okayu
Sex with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Towa's
Tsunowaki!
>>44430561
>>44430540Cute girl
>>44430564you wouldn't sex a towa
Q
>>44430598Sniff
>>44430602Now now, don't cry
>>44430561keep doing this
>>44430586>I put something on your office chair, it begins with un and ends with chi
>>44430611
>>44430598Why are risunasan like this?
>>44430606My yellow fever is stronger than anything you've ever seen before. I've got a dozen future children ready for her.
>>44430524because of you I have staying alive playing on my head
>>44430607I got a pink eye and it hurts...
Holo for this feeling?https://a.cockfile.com/EwVTLK.webm
>>44430642That doesn't seem like proper etiquette
>average SEA posterhttps://twitter.com/kamarrama/status/1695405756940767558
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1695525012680376475late Saturday tweet
>>44430645It's soba. High quality soba is eaten at body temperature.Back in the day in high end establishments it was fairly common for "human plates" to be used for it, much like sushi.So yes, it actually is proper etiquette, just old fashioned.
>>44430606ewwww
>>44430642ewwww
amane kanata has had a cold for 3 months
>>44430680Nakiri Ayame has been moving for 1.6 years
>>44428742https://youtu.be/S0uHhAVinVM
>>44430680Towa's has a cough for 3 years
>>44430704Heavy
https://a.cockfile.com/wNKivn.webm
>>44428792these are my idle animations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVwWbwgwj24
who wants to have a sidebet on whether the servers will work later?
>>44430762I doubt they'll even do day 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lkOKEgaDg8
>>44430772chowa...
Can I get friends here?
>>44430781Sex friends?
>>44430772https://twitter.com/_YOGiRi_owo>Yogiri's only follow on twitter is MioHuh
>>44430790Any kind of friends
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1187384936644280326
>miko flare Lui awakeguess they're doing day 1 again
>>44430737This retarded onion made me coom a total of 4 times last night...
>>44430807Fap to Aqua daily in order to maintain your prostate health.
I've never masturbated to Aqua
I will never masturbate to Aqua.
>>44430808Yeah I'll have to start scheduling it, I want to protect my prostate for the future
I've never masturbated
>>44430811>>44430815>>44430819https://files.catbox.moe/ezz8cs.m4a
>>44430821I can do better than Aqua
>>44430803towa_50k_ruka_superchat.jpg
>>44430820Good
>>44430824Proof?
I only fap to Fauna.
>>44430740Bullshit, you got that from an overpriced emote pack
>>44430834Marcel's meat toilet.
The Holotori song already reached 1m in 6 days?tsuyoi
>>44430842Marcel is Mumei. Eddy is Fauna. If you're going to insult me at least get it right.
That's it
ENcucks
Hololive Third Generation, Houshou "Senchou" Marine. The Pirate Captain got her start as an illustrator making Touhou doujinshi.. She is an avid otaku especially when it comes to net culture.
>>44430851Towa can't look intimidating, only dumb while trying
>>44430833*masturbates to Nene*
https://files.catbox.moe/7ef8wf.mp4
>pre record concert>talent still needs to be at studio
I don't like the gays.
>>44430722More proof Subaru was actually corrupted into being a dyke. She stopped interacting with Moona after the Rendy engagement.
>>44430851Isn't Touch of Darkness a sacred-class spell? How the hell is a retard like Towa ablt to cast it?
>peko awakeday 1 bros....RISE.
>>44430851What is she doing?
>>44430876about to grab botan's balls
>>44430869wdym? I don't see any gay here
>>44430868Please understand, they need to pretend to be out of breath between the recorded parts
>一生孕ませ続けてやるThat's not possible
>>44430860Nene is sexy
Taimanin Gura
Laplus has a good laugh
Watame awake too
>>44430876Casting darkmatter railgunYou better get out of the way...
>>44430851Why did she do it?
>>44430884I unironically think the singing is prerecorded, but the dancing is live.
>>44430868If its pre-recorded then why the fuck would they show up?
>>44430917It's not. Half the time they're in completely different positions between the fade out and fade in between sections.
>>44430886if Pekora is already over 100 years old it is safe to assume she will outlive me by an order of magnitude, so yes it is possible
>>44430893*cleans windows*
It is my time to stream Mr. Paradise
>>44430938OJOUAISHITE
>>44430944nice ass
>>44430946I miss that one gif where it was just Miku and Reimu doing that.
>>44430918It was the same with holofes and I don't think any performance part of that was live.
>>44430947go to sleep
>>44430955just for you
>>44430918>>44430956How are you bozo's still this dumb.The performances are pre-recorded the zatsudans between the pairs or units are live hence why they need to be at the studio.
>>44430983I was trying to get it for that anon but I couldn't convert the webp file... why can't this shit site support webp
>>44430995webp is a fucking dumb file format.
>>44430998webp supports transparency unlike webm and has smaller file sizes than gifs at the same quality.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cwHV4ZYFEZo
>>44431013fuck off google shill
>>44431024webm is also developed by google
I will never let third parties control my ejaculation
OKAY GUGULU
んなああああhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bZIVKf2F6A
What happened? Why was hololive the most hated vtubers group on the planet yesterday?
Lui has more orisons than kanata.
>800 replies>No images.
>>44431040The shitty streaming site couldn't support the influx of holofans and crashed. It was also hosting another event, so their fans were less than happy
>>44431040ZAN died
>>44431033nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnP47bWMi1k
>>44431040don't go to the streets claiming as a holofanyou'll get attacked by magical girls fans
>>44431033hime is my princess
>>44431046We hate imagen here
>>44428711For me, it's this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JonQ09L2N0U
>>44431049This is why any company that is worth contracting with will spend extra for AWS/GCP/Azure. What the fuck is Alibaba cloud
https://twitter.com/Kiminogeboku_/status/1695407689281814875
I WANT TO LICK TOKINO SORA'S ARMPITS!I WANT TO SPREAD ROBOCO'S ROBOT LEGS!I WANT SAKURA MIKO TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN HER BREASTS!I WANT HOSHIMACHI SUISEI TO JERK ME OFF WITH HER GLOVES!I WANT AZKI TO CRUSH MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS!I WANT YOZORA MEL TO DRAIN MY SOUL FROM MY PENIS!I WANT TO MAKE SHIRAKAMI FUBUKI MY WIFE BY FORCE!I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!I WANT AKI ROSENTHAL TO BELLY DANCE ON MY DICK!I WANT AKAI HAATO TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS THROUGH ME!I WANT TO FUCK MINATO AQUA UNTIL SHE CAN'T SPEAK COHERENTLY ANYMORE!I WANT TO OBLITERATE MURASAKI SHION'S MESUGAKI CUNNY!I WANT TO MAKE NAKIRI AYAME MY PERSONAL WHORE!I WANT TO SHOW AYAMEFRIEND EXACTLY WHERE I AM WITH MY DICKI WANT TO GIVE YUZUKI CHOCO THE DOMINANT HUSBAND SHE DESERVES!I WANT TO SHUBA OOZORA SUBARU!I WANT OOKAMI MIO TO DEEPTHROAT MY COCK UNTIL SHE STARTS TO VOMIT!I WANT TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN NEKOMATA OKAYU'S STOMACH!I WANT INUGAMI KORONE TO DOMINATE ME!I WANT TO RAPE USADA PEKORA!I WANT TO FUCK URUHA RUSHIA UNTIL HER SCREAMS WAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD UP!I WANT TO MINDBREAK SHIRANUI FLARE!I WANT TO LOSE MYSELF IN SHIROGANE NOEL'S KNIGHT CUPS!I WANT TO SET SAIL INTO HOUSHOU MARINE'S ASS (FATTEST IN HOLOLIVE)!I WANT TO POUND AMANE KANATA UNTIL SHE HITS NOTES I CAN'T EVEN PERCEIVE!I LOVE HATE-FUCKING THAT BITCH KIRYU COCO!I WANT TO GET LOST IN LOVING TSUNOMAKI WATAME!I WANT TO MATING PRESS TWAPI TWIZZLER UNTIL SHE LETS OUT HER REAL VOICE!I WANT TO UTTERLY DOMINATE HIMEMORI LUNA!I WANT TO SUCK THE MILK OUT OF YUKIHANA LAMY'S BREASTS!I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MOMOSUZU NENE'S ASS!I WANT SHISHIRO BOTAN TO BE MY DOMMY MOMMY!I WANT TO DIE IN THE HEAT OF PASSION WITH OMARU POLKA!
>>44431028A classic>>44431056Very nice the last time they interacted on the server was cute
Cover should've spent that money for a better platform instead of homosh*rts
I will protect Himemori Luna from all harsh comment.I would kill for my princess Himemori Luna.
>>44428711this Miko cover is goodhttps://streamable.com/ry3xgh
>>44431074I'd assume it's the Chinese equivalent hosting service to Amazon/Google/Microsoft cloud services.Which clearly sucks fucking dick or Zan's code is incapable of scaling up.
why do the touhous get images but we don't...
>>44431096Towa.
Marine killed hololive
I WANT TO SNUGGLE AYUNDA RISU'S FAT FUCKING SQUIRREL TAILI WANT TO PAIZURI THE MILK OUT OF ME WITH MOONA HOSHINOVAI WANT TO PAINT BREASTS WITH AIRANI IOFIFTEENI WANT TO MAKE OLLIE LOSE WEIGHTI WANT TO MAKE SURE ANYA MELFISSA REMEMBERS HER OPPAI OG DESIGNI WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF TO PAVOLIA REINE'S WEALTHI WANT TO HAVE SLOW LOVING SEX WITH VESTIA ZETA AS SHE WHISPERS TO MY EAR SWEET THINGSI WANT TO BREED KAELA KOVALSKIA AND CALL HER CUTEI WANT TO CORRECT KOBO FOR BEING A REAL BRAT
Don't watch Towa
>>44431103Marine sat on Alibaba's servers with her dumptruck ass and crashed the site.
Daily reminder Indonesia is full of war criminals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSf3268tAbg
So are they doing Day 2 or not?
>>44431118Japanese salarymen on overtime are deciding the fate of Day 2 as we speak
>>44431111Can I exchange both tickets for that fate for me as well?
>>44431118Who the fuck knows. Would be rude to do just day 2 and not day 1
>>44431113australians are drunk retarded liars
>>44431113They are just playing Rimworld IRL
https://twitter.com/markchen565/status/1695475749984387441?s=20Miosha is rotting...
tower...
I wonder how much it would cost to make a streaming service that only has to work for couple days every few months.
/hlg/ watch along of the World War II epic "Towa Towa Towa."
SPWN chads win again
I fucking hate Towa
Think they'll sort out this streaming issue with Zan quick enough?
Why can't I post Towa
>>44431181They already put out a news post saying it was some database issue and they already fixed it, who knows if they're telling the truth though.
so..........when is the new date for Splash Party?
>>44431187That's good to hear, the only news I kept up with so far was the delays
>>44431189Zan cancelled summer...
>>44431189Rescheduled to 10/13
I miss the old TowaSio and Nose TowaGreat voice that's low TowaI hate the new TowaStreams with dudes TowaHigh voice that's poo Towa
>>44431194n-no...
Didn't they do NND+SPWN just in case for the first few lives before going full SPWN?How come they are now dumb enough to use only 1 new untested platform
*starts clapping, twinkling, and hyper jumping*
>>44431206Nene...
>>44431183You just did
>>44431203Twinkle 4 U was SPWN + Z-aN.
https://files.catbox.moe/vbxxdu.mp4
I know who took down ZaNhttps://files.catbox.moe/phixnp.webm
are we being railed
This is all Towa's fault
>>44431152The largest cost for livestreaming is the bandwidth. Assuming 100k people are watching each at a bitrate of 10 mbps (that's around YouTube's 1080p rate I believe) than that would cost around $38k per hour streamed in bandwidth on AWS.
>>44431273Here*unzips dick*
I'm about to have a meltdown
>>44431278Was Towa always this small?
ENsharts killed the summer
>>44431305Towa is a midget
>>44431305Twap is still in a growth phase
>>44431305only when she isn't being bullied by holos
I want Nene to make fun of me
Where is the poopy pedro
>>44429961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vz3SajiGy0
>>44431349dead together with lunaitos and erp avatarfaggers
miosha sure is sexy
https://twitter.com/suzutaro3D/status/1695350079249621457
Kanata hates black people
Spwn is dying. They have two shows for the rest of the year.
>>44431355Really? Fucking based. That Lunaito faggot was as bad as greenturd
I demand lewd flare images
>>44431366my pure orca would never...
MIOSHA WILL NEVER BE CUTE
>>44430152>>44429990>>44430004>>44431355You lying pos you got my hopes up
>>44431377Sorry I hoarded them all for myself
>>44431390mion is one of the cutest holos what are you talking about
>zan>zan>zang>zhangIt was an inside job...
>>44431377What will you do with them
>>44431404OLD
>>44431405always was
I hate smokers so muchI hope all of them dies
>>44431407pleasure myself to them
>>44431414We love Towa here
>>44430831From a certain angle, this thumbnail looks like the ass of a loli Aqua, just keep watching...
>>44431414this but old peoplefucking useless to society die already you old shitsexcept my oshis mom because shes cute
>>44431414death isn't enough, they should suffer a lot first
>>44431426Really? I only see some fat onion milkers
yowai eigo urufu
Too big
Do you really want to live forever?
>502 Bad GatewayZ-aNbros...
>>44431437Try it, you can do it, your brain just has to ignore the part with lighting...
>>44431445I just want to be able to masterbate until the end of time, is that too much to ask?
>>44431414Smokers are fine.Potheads are bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VOOkYsVnnwGET IN HERE RUFFIANS
>>44431453It would lose it's luster after a few hundred years.
>>44431463I think you could go at least a few thousand
time for bijou armored core!https://youtu.be/1Efg3pLvdss
>>44431452Hmm.....I think I've noticed it before, but it doesn't exactly look like a butt
Nice EN thread JPvets
fuwawa pls......
>>44431463If I limit myself to 1 time per day, I might make it last longer, right?
Where's biboo...
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1695571832647397802Married Woman Love!
https://a.cockfile.com/jLkoCV.jpg
>>44431483What a whoreAzwhore
I'm unable to beat Spider Boss.. This boss is straight up cancer with the visual effect clusterfuck, how is anyone supposed to read any of this during the battle?Man I can't wait to see how Bijou is going to do against this boss.
>>44431492DE BIJOU XD
>>44431488Lamytyan looks ready, the only thing left to do is to put it inside...
Aww she just woke up.
Azukichi is pure and cute
>>44431498Put what inside?
>>44431457I can jail potheads but not smokers
KIRA KIRA KOUSEKI!
Mahou shoujo Bijou henshin!
>>44431505m-my chinpo...of course...
very important test>>44428735>>44428743>>44430834>>44430848>>44430890>>44431481>>44431492>>44431509
>>44431514What the hell with all these off-topic posts
>>44431514All my bot
>>44431512That thing? Kimoi
>>44431521*gets hard*
>>44431521This is kimoi*gets full-mast*
>>44431514which of these are /vt/ reposts?
>>44431514all of them posted from phone
my big cock inside your oshis vagina
We love ERP here
seethe
>>44431534>bigwhatever you say, Friend
>>44431354holo far cry dokobotan onegai...
>>444315487.5 inches
>>44431410perfect for me then
>>44431534They only want white cock like mine, sorry
>>44431562I just wanted to make sure everyone saw all of those very important and on topic posts Mr. Janny, why would you ban me? Lolololololilololilololol
>Bijou's face on headpiece of the mecha
>her face on the robotmy sides biboo is too cute
Zan status?
>>44431562>>44431579Didnt mean to quote you kek
So did the stream ever happen last night? I fucking fell asleep waiting for that shit
>>44431588:^)
>>44431587nope it's over
*sheathes sword*
Where is the shit poster?
>>44431584melting
>>44431606Constipated from last night bro gimme some time to shid
>>44431613kek
Does anyone know if it's true that daily fap helps against prostate cancer? it's for a personal research
>>44431615The janny considers EN to be offtopic now too btw kekekekekekehttps://a.cockfile.com/rKDpEL.jpg
Thoughts on the greenturd?
https://litter.catbox.moe/0k67g1.png
>>44431631:^) gonyabbi
>>4443163625 times each... why? Are you sharing these with others.
ENsharts killed these threads
why ENturds why
>>44431669bau bau sheep that's why.
>>44431636Why would you even be able to purchase a fucking voice pack 25 times?
Impressive moderation
>open hololy>you may only spin the holo you are viewing now>if you pick a sitting pose and try to view a specific spot in any direction you spin in (pic related), it will censor it even though all models already wear spats https://litter.catbox.moe/m8jj3i.png>removed all alt costumes from all holos and only kept Sora's ERROR outfitIt's come to that huh
>>44431622Nah youve gotta coom at least 3 times a day if you really want to reduce your risk of cancer, I personally recommend 5 or 6 though
>>44431682I only jerk off like once every two weeks these days...
Bijou made her robot look pretty cute imo
>>44431682It's not too much? after the first one I always get sleepy, I only do it multiple times when I'm horny, which is not that often
>>44431682I must be screwed since I don't fap at all. Everywhere comes out with wet dreams every few months.
>>44431686That's not enough.https://a.cockfile.com/eUCpRM.jpg
>>44430311My two wives.
>>44430311im a joshukun so this doesnt phase me at all
>>44431699It's hard to get horny like I used to...
>>44431705lunaito...
Is it me or is Bijou's bitrate garbage right now?
I have never seen a good image uploaded to that cockfile website.
>>44431708*uploads you*
>>44431708This, I can only fap to litter links
When the fuck will they say something about day 1?
litterbox is garbage, I'll never trust catbox again after they killed marinegg
>>44431707no holo has a good bitrate
>>44431699Mio is too sexy
>>44431716I know but it's terribly awful right now compared to her previous stream of AC.
Watamates don't lookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbVcBVYNMZI
Damn she's having hard time against Swinburne. I killed him on first or second try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R818BoORLbMSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>44431717https://litter.catbox.moe/9ppr7g.jpg
DEKAIhttps://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1695581742844039586
>>44431390shut up, Taiga, or else no churu for you
>>44431732imagine this body but with >>44431730these tits
>>44431738Hot...
fuck you guys, I'm gonna watch Ohtani instead. he's on cycle watch and it's only the 2nd inning
*starts jerking off in public*
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V8glru_g6WI
>>44431746Towa...
>>44431746*watches you*
begs
https://twitter.com/ZaN_lives/status/1695585667416236521IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
>>44431748cute married woman's singing
>>44431755slut
>>44431757>refund>tickets discontinuedWait so is it completely canceled?
>>44431757Seems they're going through with day 2. Let's see if there servers shit themselves again.
>>44431732Too big, but nice nonetheless
We love voyeurism here
Bijou.. how can you suffer this much against this AC..
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1695586903138152518>literally just admitting it's pre-recordedlol
>>44431763i imagine they will sell new tickets for the next stream, since some people that bought it for today won't be able to watch it live in the new date
CONCERT WILL BE FREEBUYFAGS BTFO
Well she finally did it.
>>44431770https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1695587322170081702>With the change of date of DAY1, parts of the performance is pre-recorded. Ah yes, they just happen to have a full recording of the event, but the real one would have been live, of course...
>>44431770>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBxt2fq_ZekNice, although 3 hours is a long time, what do I do in the meantime?
SHARTED
POORFAGS RISE UP WW@
>>44431757umm, what do I need to do to get the refund?
>>44431784I'm getting a refund anyway though? Poorfags stay losing
"Invincible" Rummy
So how much is Z-aN getting used for? A few million?
I'm thinking about Lamy right now.
>>44431770>bought the night version ticket for holoxnice to get the sunshine one for free, not complaining
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1695589311218160039this time for sure!
>>44431806>suing Chinese company Tiktok gets to undermine western youth and program them into commie trannies but all that happened is some chink got yelled at by congress for a couple hours
>>44431821It's not a Chinese company, it's owned by Avex.
Matsuri performs the first or second day?
>>44431827If you specifically cared for Matsuri then you should know by now.
>>44431806imaigne using some cheap chinese servers to try to save on costs and shatting all over yourselfthat's what you get for putting your career on the line with chinese products
https://litter.catbox.moe/rj4uuv.jpg
>>44431770>>44431781It means they recorded it yesterday retards
There's nothing wrong with Tiktok, holos use it, so it's fine.
>>44431846yeahh suck it you catslut
>>44431851So they delayed it 2 hours, assuming that they would start it, then postponed it entirely, and after the postponed it, the recorded the whole live before all the talents went home? Even though some of them streamed like an hour later?
>>44431851You wouldnt happen to still believe in Santa would you anon? You seem like you would
>would have been at midday>now it's at 4:30amWow, thanks Cover, I'll be sleeping through this now
>>44431757For something funded with avex's infinite moolah I expected better. It's good that they're not trying to run with people's money but it also makes me wonder if companies are going to look elsewhere to handle their events after this disaster.
>people SCing the main channel saying its their ticket money
so was this all prerecorded
>>44431861Cover hates Euros
>>44431806Don't think Cover want Zan to go out of business yet, they still need it for BJ and Towalive.
>>44431881always was
>>44431881always has been
>>44431881Your life is prerecorded
Its still a live, pre-recorded or not
>>44431881always will be
>>44431887Cover is definitely coming out of this on top. maybe they will get something huge as compensation
>>44431881Just consider it part of the kayfabe!
>>44431882Europe doesn't generate enough revenue for Cover, so it's only fair.
>>44431899dont disagree with that, just think its retarded there are still people that think it literally means live
>>44431903Hopefully more 3D improvements. Better than kurosanj pocketing money.
>>44431859>>44431860>recorded the whole live before all the talents went home?>一部No, just a part of it, the people that couldn't make it today had to record last night.
>>44431770>Concert video will be freeFUCKING BASEDget fucked paypigs we piratechads can't keep winning
>>44431905why do Europeans seem so frugal?
>>44431908I think that there's an extent to whats actually live, and what isn't.
I'm gonna cum inside the Towa
>>44431911How would they know who wouldn't be able to make it today? The talents had no idea this was happening last night. They didn't even know if day 2 would happen.
who made you like this
>>44431925blame lunaitos
>>44431923Obviously the ones that are on day 1 but not on day 2, they would have other plans already.
why should I believe Taiga?
>>44431770I bet they have some talking parts that make it obvious it's prerecorded when it's aired one day late
I will only believe it's not 100% pre-recorded if they make some mention of this disaster in the stream itself.
>>44431925(You) did its (You)r fault
>>44431918>JPs: stream in the middle of the working day>ENs: stream in the middle of the nightHololive literally can't catch on in Europe because Europeans have little reason to invest any time or money into it with their clearly anti-Euro schedule
>>44431925broccoli
>>44431908>>44431899words have meaning. if it is not live you cant call it a live because it literally isn't live. call it a show or something else.
>>44431918Europeans are just not mindless consoomers like americans and nips
>>44431908I mean, Cover tries their very best to make everyone think it's live. They have talents lie about it and use vague wording that borders on false advertising.
Okayu should do more lewd members only ASMR
>>44431943Winds have different meanings in different languages, even if they're borrowed.
I'm erect
>>44431938They could have just recorded something yesterday to replace one of the talking segments with a mention to it
>>44431953you're the only one autistic enough to talk to the wind
WTF the Splash Party is gonna overlap Coco and Rushia's concert 1 hour in...https://twitter.com/VShojo/status/1695286563138142233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVBEcRF4VTcIroha more poor sweet Iroha
>>44431948https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1695595360033341798Case in point
So is Hololive finally over? I am free now?
>>44431964LMFAO
>>44431964i know that one is 100% prerecorded because kson's voice is fucked right now
>>44431967Towa will never let us be free
lol cover made day 1 free. Fucking hilarious
>>44431950>Shuba just woke up and tweeted>you post thisCan't fool me, Subau
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1695591125195927712
>>44431964So it was all planned? Was Yagoo scared of this event so much?
>>44431981fucking horny duck exposed herself yet again
You retards can't even read, the girls simply did the event yesterday as planned but it wasn't broadcasted and we are seeing that video today.
>>44431964YAGOO I FUCKING KNEELNO MERCY TO TRAITORS WILL KEEP THE REST IN LINE
Like other anon said, this Day 1 time now is cancerous as fuck. The fuck am I supposed to do, stay up till 6am, watch 2 hour concert, sleep 5 hours and try to wake up for Day 2?Sasuga nyeggas.
>>44431964HOLY BASED
>>44431997Yes and Pekora is really my gjrlfriend and Luna is really my daughter
>>44431948I've never understood why they're like this, with the very nature of vtubing, the slightest hint that they might not be truthful about one aspect of it just throws doubt on literally everything.Like, they already quite clearly don't usually sing live...>but at least they're dancing, right?>we'll find out when this song ends and they go into a talking segment and see that their movement as they talk matches their voice>song ends>fades to black>there is no talking segment...It was already blatant a year ago when ENs started appearing in lives but being conspicuously silent outside of the song, they were obviously never fucking there in the first place.
>they literally said in the tweet they're just going to play the recording>holos still pretending to go to rehearsalsWhy the fuck do they do this?
>>44432000Sleep normally then watch the free day 1 archive after day 2 wraps up.
>>44431881the game was rigged from the start
>>44432009Would you pretend to not show up to work?
>>44431941>JPs: stream in the middle of the working day>watch 3Ds in work >watch archives of my oshi and then tune up into Flare's ranch sounds like skill issue
>>44432005my girlfriend is Towa
>>44432009Don't call people liars just because you can't read.
Evidence any day now.
>>44432009It's like when you're fucking a girl in a cosplay, you know she's not the character but it's nice to delude yourself.
>they made all the holos set up timed おはよう tweets so it looks like they are going to the live instead of sleeping through it
>>44432021Your gf is kinda cute wanna trade?
>>44432000It sucks, but what can you doI'll sleep through day 1 and then watch 2 since that's where my oshi is
>>44432029i'll trade her for a Mio, Aki and Lui
>>44432006Yeah having holos blatantly lie to their fans in such an obvious way is super offputting. It makes me wonder what else they lie about regularly.
>>44431997If they just went ahead and did it, clearly they'd planned the making it free and giving refunds approach by that point, so why record it then play it hours later when they could have just done the live for free with the hour delay?
>>44432037>It makes me wonder what else they lie about regularly.Everything
Idols, what are they really
>>44432049Nothing but a pile of
what will happen to Z-an if they also fucked up Day 2 and Towlive?
The MC segments are prerecorded too?
>>44432049Corporate lies
>>44432052irresistible fantasies
Parts are prerecorded since a few of the EN/IDs were on tight schedules with their flights back Like Mumei for exampleThey probably just had them do their performances yesterday and recorded them
what if Towa took a piss
>>44432049Sex
>>44432053They wouldn't say it's ready for Day 2 unless it was actually ready
do you retards really think someone like botan or polka is gonna be cartwheeling around on stage? .these are all pre recorded, most likely with paid dancers. But who cares it's still great to watch
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT NERISSA PLAP PLAP PLAP
Hololive is not an idol company
I'm starting to think they aren't even real anime girls
>timelooping prerecorded concertswhat year are we in?
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT ANON PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>44432077the lunaitos cant get pregnant anon
>>44432066Korone is the only one doing that but she's fit and her past always it.
>>44432066Shishiron isn't a grandma
>>44432060There are probably JP holos in the live that aren't even awake yet
Aquatits are not real
>>44432009Do you think music videos are just recorded in one take with no rehearsing?
>>44432009you still need to rehearse even for a recorded take
>>44432075you better believe in burger hours anon, you're in those
>>44432088Tyoko...
>>44432066Would prerecorded gameplay by paid professional gamers also be great to watch in your opinion? You must be a big fan of the nipple cat
>>44432093>>44432091They're pretending to go to rehearsal NOW. You think they're recording the whole live 2 hours before it happens?
>>44432091Kanatan can do it in one take without any mistake
>>44432041You not making sense dude, it was obviously a "last minute" thing, I can imagine something like this>everyone ready?>yes!>oh fuck zan fucking died, what we do?>ok let's wait, everyone take 5>everyone comes back>zan still dead>well everything is fucked, what now?>let's just record the video to not lose more money and we'll release it before Day 2>well fuck it let's go...
>>44431934Taiga is a false prophet.https://a.cockfile.com/BpopuA.jpg
Suisei one take
FUCK YES I BEAT SPIDER!Now to watch how Bijou does this, took me an entire hour at least to beat this fucker.In before she does it in few tries.
>>44432081*impregnates lunaito*What now?
>>44432103fuck you Goll
>>44432072I'll get a glass of water, it's time for your meds
>>44432110*takes the day after pill*
>>44432101they need to record the new parts where they apologize for the screw ups
im really fucked upbut I still love luna
>>44432072Alright, that's too far. Mio is a cute wolf woman and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Towa is AI generated
>>44431861>>44431941>>44432020should've been a finnish neet all streams are at a perfect time
>>44432102>let's do it today>record it today>and release it todaySo just do it live, that's needless extra steps
>>44432072Lies, Towa is an actual demon angel and actually my wife
Godfuck, Bijou almost got it. Oh no..
>>44432109shes gaming right now she's on her way
>>44432009>When the camera is recording you automatically learn anything you need to do perform without any need of rehearsalsJust stay on your own board sister
Nerissa is getting filtered by the RE Village tutorial and is getting angry at chat..........she's playing on easy too..
>>44432138it's great isn't it?
>>44431964Coco and Rushia graduated long time ago
>>44432138Dang it, I'd watch but Bijou's getting all my attention at the moment.
>>44432122TwAI...
>*smirk smile* I-It's great isn't it
>day 1 releases for free>it's pretty underwhelming>people wake up to the fact it wouldn't have been worth paying for like most bigger live events>sales for day 2 plummet
Aieeeeee
biboo keeps getting so close...
>>44432138She is probably the worst RE player I've ever seen. It's something.Makes Ru-chan look like an eSports pro
>>44432124Finland isn't real.
>come back home>Cover is releasing day 1 free on youtubeI literally talked about doing this last thread, oh well, time to shitpost for the next 300 posts since there are no streams
biboo...
nerissa being this helpless at times makes me erect
Who knew the DEX > STR was the way for this boss fight.I went pretty much mid-heavy build, just rockets out the ass, melee and gatling gun.
>Nerissa dying over and over getting tilted on the tutorial of RE8 on easy modew
Thinkeng of Mio's tits
Taiga or Tawa?for me, I'm a Taiga chad
>>44432127And then day 2 again just a few hours later? Even though some holos participate in both events? And before you say "J-jus do it next week!" People paid to watch it today not next week some even rented venues, made plans, changed schedules for today not in 7 days and that goes for both fans and holos.
nerissa should just think of this in terraria terms i think she would do better
>>44432177Tawa is a meanie. Taiga is a tsundere
>>44432177I'm a Fuyu contrarian.
>>44432177I am anti-witchcraft and pro taiga
>>44432127The "staging" was ready, they don't have infinite money to just pay for more every time they please, it was the only viable option, other than cancelling the whole thing of course, without to mention the talents schedule that they cannot just throw around like bags of trash.
BIBOO DID IT
Having just fought this boss and watching Bijou at it. I must say the camera is atrociously bad in AC6 for a fight like this when something is flying literally above you.Aaaand she beat it.. I fucking kneel..
>>44432155>it's pretty underwhelmingMost people pay to watch their favorite holo sing and dance regardless how good or bad they are
>>44432177I'm socially Taiga but fiscally Tawa
Pirate chads give me the link for the conert
>>44432199>I'm socially Taiga but fiscally Tawawhat does that even mean?
test dokoooo??'
>>44432198this i listen to choco tentei sing because she has soul
>>44432138Did she play RE 7? I'm not a big fan of 8 but I would watch her play 7.
>>44432202>>44432206https://youtu.be/GBxt2fq_Zekhere you go, poorfag. I'm feeling extra generous today :)
>Sunshine in the middle of the dayit makes sense really
fuwamoco karaoke is really good today
>Biboo AC6 kino>Nopan-onna getting salty as fuck at RE8 >Dogs Unarchived KaraokeI can't believe I am having a hard time deciding what to watch during dead hours, what the fuck
>>44432215This was a very fun stream. Watched every last second of it and I highly recommend that those who missed it do so as well.
>>44432215thanks testbro
>>44432221we're eating good today
>>44432215Holy based
>>44431882Based
What happened to the concert really?
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1695604323500319026Lol
>>44432230ENsharts boycotted it
>>44432230ZhANg happened thats what
>>44431918They're just poor because they pay 60% income taxes
USA USA USA
>>44432160Japanese fishing colony...
>>44432155Knowing nips making day 1 free will make more people pay for day 2 to "make it up" for Cover. They are a bunch of corporate worshipping cucks.
>>44432230don't worry about it. Lamy is gonna send her family's goons to take care of the situation
COME ON BABY AMERICA
Cover is so shit
kanatan...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH_pyRkbS6w
>>44432230Z-AN couldn't handle hololive + PuriPa ojisans
Imagine paying for live eventHolofags are so funny
>>44432219sasuga
>>44432248POOPOO NO TABEKATA WO INSPIRE!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Are we being railed?
>>44432178I'm not sure what you think I'm saying and are arguing against, part of my issue is that they stalled on this decision and decided too late, even though their options are so limited it should have been easy.>we've delayed by an hour and a half>the paid service is still in shambles>we still have a YouTube stream open and this is day 1 of 2 and day 2 is tomorrow...>FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVEI'm not saying they should do it live now, I'm saying they should have done it live half a day ago
>>44432254imagine actively posting in a thread about a thing you dislike
Check sukikira now
Remember if you support Cover then you are the problem
>>44432254I feel so insulted by how low effort this fucking bait is
>>44432270Many such cases
thats such a fun song bau bau
>>44432251wait it's fucking gone!? damn
>>44432270>Letting the one you hate run freeAre you stupid?
>>44432251She should sing this in a live.
>>44432282remember the things we've lost anon...
>>44432283>letting them live in your headAre (You)?
>>44432271>Lui is now more hated than RushiaHOLY SHIT
>>44432283Is this english?
Poor holofags...
I'm sleepy....(but not tired)
>>44432282but why
Towa's been ending stream early and showing up to live practice late recently saying she's meeting with a secret friend. Kanata thought maybe she got a boyfriend or something until Towa said she'd introduce them. Kanata followed Towa who led them to a park and to an abandoned decrepit changing room between the trees. Using her phoneflash light Towa led Kanata to one of the changing rooms where she showed her the body of a large dead dog. It looked like it had been dead for over a week, its eyes had been eaten out by insects and his flesh was beginning to rot. It had no collar but Towa said she named him "Gabriel". She said she had been coming by to talk to with him after school and keep him company these last few days. She then walked over and began stroking the gross corpse and baby talking to it. The sight and the smells caused Kanata to flee the room for fresh air and to vomit. Towa said she can visit Gabriel any time she wants. Kanata will probably just pretend she never saw this.
>>44432302*tucks you in*
>>44432305S-stop it.....I don't want to sleep yet...
>>44432296I hate her just for thinking her HA HA meme laugh has staying power and incorporating it into things that won't be seen for a month by which point no one cares
>>44432310*reads you a bedtime story*
ITS A SABATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>>44432313I think I'll start counting sheeps soon....
FuwaMoco going HARD
Their voices are too cute for this song
>>44432318I didnt know this song could be this cute...
Towa molested me when I was a child
>>44432296why are there 37 members there? whos the other two?
https://files.catbox.moe/le9nd3.webm
Where is Towa
>>44432324you were probably asking for it you slut
INSFIRE THE NEXT
>>44432324Anon was raped in the sweltering summer of 1999
>>44432296Huh? What did Rui do?
Stop talking about the shameless whore that is towhore
>>44432296Chloe and Laplus are both way worse than Takatm LuiThat website makes no sense
>>44432322You mean their voices are too epic for this song?
>>44432296Why? She doesn't do GFE from what I've seen.
>>44432343How is Chloe worse
>>44432329how? we were in a pool and she came up to me and grabbed my penis...
>>44432340Overwatch male collab ""nothingburger"">>44432350EOP?
>>44432343Laplus is still ranked higher in the hate list.
>okay we're safenot for long nerissa
one sheep...two sheeps....three sheeps...four sheeps.......zzZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>44432361WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE CONCERT IN 2:30 HOURS
>>44432296Why do they hate Lui so much? Besides the ATM thing and the homo collab
>>44432354It looks like a nothingburger since Sakamata's ranking didn't move at all.
Did FuwaMoco put on these voices in their previous life? I honestly don't understand what they're saying half the time, the affectation is too strong
>>44432350dramafags tried to attack her for the overwatch thing but she just made fun of them so now they're even more mad, not like a list made by nijifags matter anyway but it's funny seeing how there's some retard obsessed with that website
>>44432361Wake up you lazy turdnaito
Day 1 broke because there were too many miComet fans
>>44432354If your talking about her response to that superchat thnn it was a literal nothingburger.
>material girlI cant hear that song without hearing koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqchJr3lRlk
>>44432367Everyone already knows she's a slut since the doutei incident
>>44432366Yeah they talked weird then too since the characters were esl.
>>44432377mik...
>>44432375You can tell they loved Korone's rendition to pick it up
>>44432375a song made for dogs
>>44432379Damn, I was hoping like most Holos they'd revert to a more natural voice over time, they often try too hard at the start
post Towa unravel
>>44432388Fuwawa might move to a more natural sounding voice. She speaks a bit too softly sometimes
BIBOO STRONG
>>44432364>Besides the ATM thingShe called her fans ATMs?
>Phantom of the Opera
>>44432361*dips your hand in cold water*
I'm an Enfart at night and jpkek at day
Amazon reviews are losing steam
>>44432399This is bait right, you didnt actually just find out right now did you
>>44432399She even made a member's post apologizing and clarifying what she actually meant
sleepnaito
>ask why Lui is more disliked >be tokd why>IT'S NOTHINGBURGER lol ESLs are hilarious
>>44432399Marine did. Lui and Pekora laughed at the joke but only Lui got hate for it.
>the last 3d hololive karaoke i remember is the matsuri/aki/chama/noelhhh one.....
>>44432401I'm getting whiplash from how different the songs are from each other
dozohttps://litter.catbox.moe/wtxfbr.jpg
>>44432414>Marine did
>>44432413It's a nothingburger FOR Sakamata, so why should that be the reason why Lui is hated?
Why didn't Suisei get any backlash for shitting on her fans even more?
>>44432414sounds like what happened with lamy and the janitor thing
>>44432415will they ever do that again or the schedules are just too packed now?
This song is Bae's favorite so I guess they've picked it from her.
>those who have seen your face draw back in fear Dedicated to the resident schizo.
>>44432420let me take care of that for you mococo...
>>44432230Yagoo was too scared about Kson event getting too much traction so he DDOS Zan to have an excuse to release the concert during Kson special moment.
>>44432427She whipped those losers before they developed spines
>>44432407It may surprise you but I'm not a early adopter like you seem to be nor did I spend my time on here or vt until a few months ago. And I don't understand JP so I don't know what most of these girls are saying until clippers do their thing.
>>44432424you holoX newfags are really annoying
>>44432422>>44432414>Marine mentions ATM>Lui says the YAB>Everyone laughsOnly Lui actually compared hololisteners to ATMs others just laughed
>>44432427She trained them well like Chloe did. Notice how Chloe is barely getting shit on by the japs compared to Lui.
>>44432431i dont think they are having fun anymore
>>44432427her fans only care for her music
Good attempt there but the highest notes fail, in a cute fashion.
yes tell her nerissa shes so fucking dumb
>>44432435I can't believe you'll just leave fuwawa like that...
>>44432444Gotta blame Marine since holoX owns the chudcels
>>44432296this is like 5ch says but even more faggy loli can't believe you guys think you fit in like thiseveryone knows your skin color
Soulful Opera..
>>44432415HAVE there been any since? I feel like there might have been one more...
>>44432453she can watch if she wants but she has to take care of herself
>>44432271>>44432458funny how schizos and vtards also like the same top 3 from that schizo sitehttps://suki-kira.com/tag/%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96English
>>44432445Chloe has no gachikoi
>>44432427Suisei never shits on her fans
>>44432466ORCA... my poor poor ORCA...
>>44432465Use chrome translate on this, you'll get a laugh.
I unironically jam to kiss me
>>44432465>Ohtani is not number 1 likedthat's how I know it is a fraud site
>>44432471Probably says she's his oshiGachikoi are dying because of the male collabs
I'm going to kiss mococo...
>>44432465The top 3 holos are holos we love, though.https://suki-kira.com/tag/ホロライブ
I'm going to kiss fuwawa...
>>44432485well we love all ホロライブ here
>>44432485>Boring bitches no one watch or care about
>>44432485How is Mel 4th after she destoyed Kapumin's hearts by chasing that twink so hard? Starting to think this doesn't represent anything except the universally hated like Matsuri and Laplus
This thread is better without image slots.
>>44432496Mel was 1st or 2nd, so it was still a drop in placements.
>>44432465our universally adored samechan
>>44432493>Actual unironic EOP
>>44432496because there are no kapumins' hearts to destroy
I swear there was a law change or a rule change that meant karaoke streams where they just sing whatever they like as long as the stream isn't archived isn't feasible any more, I swear that was going to happen and people freaked out about it... did I dream that?
What does the fox say?
*snores*
I wish I have my own schizos...
>>44432510he can't speak english either...
friend...
>>44432511lol true
They should've gone full ''konkonkonkon''
Dogs are being extra retarded/sexy
>>44432510Retard
>>44432516You're a poopy head
fubuki would never say this
>>44432513Hi, friends! Look how small my penis is!
>>44432518fair point
>>44432511Not anymore
they're so retarded, it's great
>>44432528why do you hurt friend like this?
>>44432523Yes, we've established you are an EOP nigger. Stop embarassing yourself further.
Male voice on dog stream yab...
baubau
>>44432496Mel was just pretending to be an idol, she's quickly showing her true colors after building a gachikoi audience for nearly a year and people don't like it.
>>44432465>Bae
>>44432499This is just PTSD from the loathsome dung poster
>>44432525*cums*
>>44432533When I say it I only mean the best. I would not love my friend back if it was big.
>>44432540We love Bae around here. She embodies the real idol spirit.
>>44432540Bae's great. Although I totally get anons who think her voice can be grating. Sometimes it gives me that effect too despite liking her.
>>44432540it makes sense that the the Jap larpers and a cunny is uptop
Any new doujin/fanart/JAV? Id like to use something to make time until the concert
>>44432540You see schizos spamming her images to troll all the time
>>44432548>>44432551Get an STI from your beloved rave slut
>>44432540nobody in japan cares about non-japanese streamers collabing with males
>>44432561You okay anon?
>>44432558The aomushi SubaOka is out. I don't like how it might have a 3rd wheel in a next installment.
>>44432561based and true
>>44432555In English, doc
>>44432561Yikes, ya'll need to calm down. There's nothing wrong with Bae, and if her roommate likes going to raves then what's the big deal?
what class does Mio play in EDF?
>>44432564>nobody[X] DoubtMaybe not everybody, but nobody? Nah
>>44432564That's an anti website tho
Waterfalls by TLC next
>>44432572The big deal is that she keeps telling her fans that she's a sheltered girl while she goes on raves on her rm.
how does it feel?
>>44432558Luna fC2 jav from the other day is 10/10 but is paizuri-only
>>44432578What's wrong with sucking dick at a rave huh?
>>44432575so are we
If your oshi loves Bae, why don't you?
>>44432578When the fuck did/does she ever say that? She always notifies being extrovert, which is rare among holos against introverts.
>>44432578Look at this incel lmao. Are you feeling jealous?Maybe get out and see the world
>>44432585Nothing, it's the most dignified and liberated thing a woman can do.
>>44432564Nobody cares about non-japanese streamers here either.
>>44432588No
>>44432580to treat me like you do
>>44432594This
>>44432594Good one, as I listen to FuwaMoco raving and Biboo streamrolling AC6.
>>44432594Correct
>>44432578ahahahaha anons in /jp/ laughing at you mr jp purist
>>44432594I'm watching Nerissa as we speak tho
>>44432574>well uh that's not exactly trueok spergboyit's literally just reverse towafagsyeah sure, the people that are doing their very best to fit in with the opinions of the native fans carebut the majority couldn't give a fuck
>>44432596yes
>>44432601We don't watch ENtrash here.
>>44432594Yep
>>44432580Good but can be better
>>44432594This except for forsen.
>>44432578Nothing wrong with her wanting Bae to be viewed a certain way, even if she has to lie about it. That's why she's a chuuba after all.
>>44432609I'm afraid you're wrong then.
>>44432613minecraftchad
>>44432594Not gonna stop posting EN here no matter how much you cry. Get used to it, you don't have the right for a JP only thread.
Why does that site hate Shion?
>>44432607I'm retarded and didnt see you were discusding ENturds
>>44432618No streams.
>>44432594We love EN here chud; get with the times.
>>44432618They're ENfags
Shitting on the rat whore made them angwy
>>44432619???Can you just not read at all? It's literally in the post
I'm frustrated
>>44432617>you don't have the right for a JP only threadDon't care, gonna keep telling you to fuck off back to /vt/oilet, you don't have the right to a hugbox.
>>44432618She's constantly getting hassle for her fanbox so probably something to do with that
>>44432617not wanting to "replace us" anymore? lmao you guys are losing steam
>>44432618blocking that shiokko was the final nail in the coffin
>>44432630>hugboxThe one that you keep begging for L.M.A.O
>>44432613>>44432616Generating god seed...
Stop with the offtopic posts ffs
DREAM ONDREAM ONDREAM ONDREAM ON
DREAM ON
>>44432618plays games with her boyfriend light or whatever it was
>>44432637the bastion of sebastian
>>44432594草>>44432618I'm a shiokko and I voted kirai on her months ago just for fun
>AZKi geoguessr shorts with FuwaMoco singing Dream On over them
Watch how this EN hater nijisis gonna post his meme poll again.
>>44432578most STIs are treatable nowadays who cares
I thought interpersonal drama was forbidden?
>>44432653rule for thee and blablabla
suddenly the locals are the bad guy
>>44432653interpersonally i think you should suck my cock
>>44432662Suck this, faggot*cums on your face*
Bring me to life
Donkey Kong
>>44432653/a/ and /qa/ always have that happening
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP
enter thread theme
I can't wake up
>>44432465schizo minds think alike
>>44432578That's why you wait for gift subs.
>>44432678>watching boring Australian whores because of a blue dorito
hey you can see all that guy's postshe's not a good poster...
Moco-chan saying wake me up is too cute
RUFF
hmm...hmm..hmm..hmm...kore ka kore ka kore ka
>>44432650Since you insisted ENtranny. https://poal.me/xv9spe
>>44432686She's just ok to me. I do really like her opera covers.
what's with the most boring sidebranches always having the biggest amount of schizos? same happens with that barefoot ID I always forget the name of
https://a.cockfile.com/OwjQXY.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/OdaXc.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/znJNOV.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/LmXWpO.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/cHguzH.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/TuRpwA.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/RVWBZE.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/WSPCw.mp4https://a.cockfile.com/ZcWafK.MP4https://a.cockfile.com/QCqMbs.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wzv3oFOJN4
>>44432635>Pwease let us stay pwetty pweeeease, we'll pway nice I pwomise, pwease /jp/sies pweeease>>44432661Just like irl immigration kek
>>44432703Holy fucking based aquacrewI was just looking for something good for fap
>>44432697>ENcels still losing spectacularlyReminder that this is why they are seething. Despite all the gaslighting and narrative peddlings, we still do not tolerate them.
I feel young again... I can't believe I probably shitposted with these hags on /a/
>>44432703You guys are really fucking mentally ill. I hate burger hours so much
When is a holo gonna sing some King Diamond
>>44432703Akukin look so soft
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1695617258146668839Towa...
>>44432697I'm sure someday people will take this poll seriously.
>>44432717that's the finn anon he loves this guy
https://files.catbox.moe/p0ddcn.mp3
Who's the Barbie girl of Hololive?
>>44432703Oh it's just actually faggot posts>>44432716Go back there maybe?
How old are they? Why's there so much 90s stuff in this setlist?
>>44432697EN is here to stay, keep seething though.
>>44432734theyre meme songs ENtard who cares
>>44432697Lmao literally 15%
>>44432734mid thirties is most likely the ceiling
>>44432734They were 18-20 10 years ago
They're singing a lot of songs that involve invitations to touching them.
76 kb/s why would you upload such a large video to such a trash site?
>>44432724What about the one made by that zhang? The google one? That broke you into posting "15% tribalists" for a year?
>>44432749That's why they had to put that disclaimer at the start that these songs don't reflect them
>>44432752I'm getting 2mb/s with Idm
I'm having a blast with my boomer song singing dogs.
>>44432735>>44432735Always <15%. Always ENferior. Always begging.
>>44432766 keep begging, not getting my view or validation.
>>44432766I'm loving the karaoke so much. These two are perfect.
>>44432734I only watch engirls and I voted no
>>44432734Did they sing Creep yet? It's not the 90s without Creep
Shion yo is cute yo
>>44432754I didn't see that and never will since its unarchived so I will grab some tail.
lol the schizo replied to a wrong post
>>44432781ENcels tend to have very low mental faculties.
>>44432703imagine using cockfile
These doggos are pulling me back to the past..
>>44432784I found the name fitting.
NUMA NUMA YEY
>>44432784At least the name makes sense nowI'm gonna send the holos my cockfile
>>44432789https://streamable.com/e/da25qa
>>44432784Anon surely loves cockfile
>>44432703>https://a.cockfile.com/OwjQXY.mp4>too busy with your phone to even jerk off yourself so someone else has to do itI fucking hate zoomers like you wouldn't believe.
>>44432796>triangle mouthI miss it...
>>44432784Why does he need to imagine it when he already did it
Are the dogs going to be the first to successfully juggle a 50/50 EN/JP audience? It seems like they're actually pulling it off judging from their chat
>>44432792I have sent at least 30 dickpics to every holo just hoping I get a reply from a horny mane-chan
>>44432573She's a filthy ranger
>>44432809Seems like it.
>>44432809They need to do another jp only stream next week
>>44432810You're probably banned company wide
>>44432784catbox is reclining
>>44432809Do we have the % numbers?I know they can do fine with either one alone, and I don't know where will they go.
>>44432819Because Lain lied and eggs died
BEBBER
These song choices have been pretty nostalgic but this one might be pushing it too far
What does 焼肉の国のキムチ姫やぞ mean? Korean?
coco singing twinkle twinkle little star
>>44432811I'm just like her...I fucking love the shotguns
These bitches 100% talk so much shit after the stream is over kek I hope they forget to mute one time
Wtf Mococo.. how could you?..
I don't get what the disclaimer about bad words in songs was?Am I missing something?
>>44432837about who?
>>44432837No way they aren't super grateful. They were unsuccessful corporates not unsuccessful spiteful indies.
>>44432837They love their job and love their fans.
Shion yo vs FuwaMoco for talking between songs
oh mama mia mama mia
>>44432843Doesn't matter, not only are they women they're sisters. They act just like my older sisters who can do cutesy stuff like this one second and mock someone terribly the next second when gossiping with each other. They can be greatful and want to be kind but they're nlt going to be able to change that relationship with each other and don't want to.
These girls still didn't manage to get as high as Roger Taylor...
Fauna singed it better
warawarawara
>>44432485>matsuri and laplus are still fighting over which is the most hated holo.it's sad and funny that ever since laplus appeared, matsuri has been struggling to stay in that position.
Seems like the tourists need a little reminder. Here, let me help you:Literally no one wants to discuss your dog and shart vtubers, I only ever see you shitposting like three years old.No amount of spamming will make your whores japanese culture either. They play garbage games and have garbage "talk streams" where they spew zoomer twitter memes while vomiting normalfag buzzwords like "simps".Not only are they cancer of the absolute worst kind; their role model is Coco, for fuck's sake anon, god fucking damn Coco, the nigger of Hololive. They have no respect for Japan and its culture nor do they have any respect for themselves.Finally, they will never have the blessings of Amaterasu and her bloodline.
>>44432865meant to >>44432860
>>44432867Matsuri doesn't even deserve it that much because she's legitimately very mentally ill. Laplus knows what's she is doing.
>>44432869Based Nakirigumi
>>44432867How the fuck do people hate Laplus? I mean as an ACTUAL hololive member, not including RM shit.
this big tit bird sure doesn't stream a lot.
>>44432869based
>>44432874>not including RM shitkusa
>>44432869Holy based
>>44432874Cover hiring a monkey acting like a small girl acting like a boy is enough reason to hate her
>>44432881It does say "Holo", not "RM"
>>44432874>not including what she does publicly as the girl who is Laplus Missing multiple big collabs.
>>44432874Antis will find a way and some of them just hate HoloX because they think HoloX got special treatment compared to their favorites
monkey holo when
I FUCKING LOST IT LMAO
awwww yeah
DING DING
I had this as a ringtone on my nokia
Crazy frog, more like crazy shit. This is the thing I hated in the past as a weelad and still do.
>>44432869stay based ojou
This song was cringe back then and still cringe now. Cute dogs though
EUROPEANS SUCKBUT CRAZY FROGS DICK GOES HARD
>>44432876Getting married for sure but who cares, muslims lol
>>44432896Everyone did. Except that guy >>44432897 , his phone didn't support custom ringtones.
>>44432905I had better ringtones, albeit I really don't remember what was the particular ringtone I used on my first Nokia now, fuck.
>>44432888lmao schizo antis and ENfags really share the same 2 braincells
Not much of a song is it really, I don't think I've ever heard the whole thing
Ynr the crazy frog ringtone scam (Jamster)
>>44432911Crazy frog was only popular because of the videos. You got to see a little frog chinpo.
Actual children...
>>44430917Of course the singing is prerecorded. It's the first part of the production stage. They need to have the audio recordings done first so the talents can internalize the choreography with their vocals. It's especially important for units.
>>44432876She's been streaming everyday though, looks like she wants to average 2-3h everytime.
it's axel foley and not crazy frog, fucking milenials.
>>44432876She's been streaming pretty consistently
T
>>44432925Funny, I don't remember an annoying frog jabbering over it in Beverly Hills Cop
>crazy frog shitters>not axel foleyEvery generation of zoomer gets worse
>>44432930You made a post like this already
Almost time for the concert
>>44432933Meds
5ch are literally begging kek
>>44432942Going to post a mtl image for validation again ENtranny?
>>44432348She does tho.
>>44432946kek
how do we save /hlg/?
>Pico ParkLUNA NO
I just got back from work and this thread is still going?
>>44432959Less sharts would be nice
>>44432271>ラプラス・ダークネス>頭からうんこ生えてるwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>11 hour old thread
Now that I think about it, dogs schedule is packed with stuff every week.Even now, pico park, it takes two, their manager is really tryharding.
Bau bau.. gone.. Guess I watch Bijou till concert.
Aqua OoT any day now...
Next thread will be a fucking cumslut
a little more lunaitos and hime will be number 1 in suki kira!
>>44432969It looks more full than it really is because of the morning show. They also only stream for 90-120 minutes at a time.
>>44432969>it takes twoI mean, that just makes sense
test
Bijou can't control her robot very well
TowaIsAWhore
>sunshine in 30?
I rabu whores
>>44432996yes it got cancelled earlier
they really hate lui's voice huh
>>44432996I was supposed to be asleep by now but somehow I'm awake. I need to sleep the moment it's over...
whoresada pekwhora is the turbowhore of hololive
Bijou :D
Gura olev