/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for slutty vtuber monster girls

First for Palad- wait, no! Not you aga-!

I claim this thread for mouse

vtubers allowed from now on!

>>44954033
>In MGC, what makes someone a criminal?
You wouldn't download an automaton

>>44954059
Like hell I wouldn't
Granted, I'm more likely to end up with ShoggBuddy

LONG tails

>>44954042
>demonic giggle in the distance
It could happen to any one of us!

Make sure to pamper your wives, gentlemen. Brush their hair, massage their backs and feet and calves and thighs and tails and claws and wings and bellies and butts, scrub them clean from head to toe, polish their horns and buy them pretty outfits to wear day and night, cook them healthy and delicious meals and hold their hands in public.

>>44954050
What's her big controversy going to be? Being anti-loli like Nyanners? Being a cheating pro trans slut like froot? Being a pornstar like melody? Menhera bitch like Nazuna? Possibly a man like Zentreya?

>>44954077
Every day, anon. She (they) deserves it.

>>44954067
It could happen to you! It could happen to me! It could even happen to

>>44954085
being anti-loli is not a controversial stance

>>44954091
Hah, that was exactly what I was thinking of.

dark mage cumhat

>>44954039
Idgaf about v-tubers or V-fetishists, I'm just here to saddle up my canon Bicorn waifu and go fuck some horny single mamonos with her.

>>44954085
Why not all of them?
Vshojo is capable of that, after all.

Careful when you're building a tree house to make a secret base, anons. Depending on how old the tree is, you could have a dryad thrilled to suddenly have more real estate "gifted" to her, who suddenly wants to bless their new guest.

>>44954094
It is here

>>44954042
The world shall know subjugation under black wings. The demon lord is great and all but we need a firmer hand to guide us into this future and only the evil dragon can deliver us unto prosperity. All mamano and men who pledge fealty to her wickedness shall never know hunger or fear, only WAR AND LOVE.

>>44954094
How about being anti-loli after pandering to lolicons for years?

>>44954085
The fact that you know so much - or, frankly, anything - about Vtubers are their stupid, meaningless, petty drama is deeply pathetic. Consider getting a productive hobby or, failing that, a life.

I'd like to dispel some disturbing rumors I've heard regarding sneks.
First of all, it's completely safe to look into their eyes. Go ahead, try it with that cute lamia at the coffee shop who keeps trying to meet your gaze.
Secondly, her venom doesn't do anything weird at all. Just let her bite you.

>>44954085
Please take vtuber drama somewhere else.

>>44954050
Would cock the roach.
I like how KC has blended the softer girlpart with the harder insectpart, like Regura.

>>44954039
Hated by other vtubers apparently. Damn.
>>44954122
Anon, you're in a thread where people don't post paywalled content out of respect for the artist. We are already past any level of self respecting board culture.

>>44954129
Wondering why people were against posting vtuber designs here? One follows the other.

>>44954141
All the v-drama is being brought in by the anti-vtubers, the rest of us dont even look at that shit.
It is a nice KC pic of a bug mamono, but Im not really a bugAnon, so I dont care beyond that.

Something I want to ask; how would people feel about a human girl very recently turned monster girl as a protag of a story, who is very much a hardcore workaholic and thus never pursued any kind of romance or even thought. But of course, becoming a monster girl changes all that. Obligatory scene where a monster girl of the same kind helps her out; talks her through it.

>>44954168
Seems cute, would read. Especially if the monsterization was consensual.

>>44954168
Sure?

>>44954033
Public use, sale, or manufacture of c*ndoms.
Running an ab*rtion clinic.
Being a selfharming depressive sadfucker.
Committing warcrimes... not really, just kidding on that last one.

>>44954167
Pretty much. The art has nothing to do with it, just the same anons latching on to the fresh drama.

>>44954167
I would say that being anti vtuber is one of the few things the thread has always been 100% in consensus with.

>go on a hunting trip for a week for stock up on venison and wild turkey
>much success, hit the bag limit on deer and turkey by day five
>get home to the shrine
>lights are out
>wife must be asleep
>put away all the meat and start heading to bed
>suddenly glomped by crying Ryu suffering from husband-was-away syndrome
>wake up four days later with my entire lower body wrapped tight in her coils and her arms wrapped around my chest squeezing my back to her
>turn on the news after wiggling my arm out and decide to accept the snuggles until she wants breakfast
>the news is discussing the sudden and unexpected rain storms in the area that started four days ago and dissipated overnight
>welp, shouldn't be anyone asking for rain blessings anytime soon
>have to spend the next month pampering her until she agrees to the next hunting trip
>she's a sucker for venison stew

>>44954168
I would read it. If you don't have an idea of what kind of monster girl she becomes, I'd recommend a work-focused mamono. Danuki, Anubis, Honey Bee y'know?

>>44954168
Its within canon, and could be an interesting viewpoint if you can write a realistic 3d without her being a parody reverse-marysue.
Give it a go.

At least now we can post darkness.

>>44954208
It genuinely isn't. Many people post Vtuber avatars (because they're monstergirls) either not knowing or not caring that they're associated with vtubers.

>>44954208
That depends on what you mean. I am not anti-vtuber but I do not want them here. As long as it's not in my thread, I don't give them a thought. I suspect most of us are the same way.

Give me a list of dumb tourist things to do in MGE.

>>44954208
Ignoring or notcaring isnt the same as being a fixated anti.
Literally only heard of v-wank here, never actually seen any directly.

>>44954044
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>44954238
Ask for directions while unmarried.

>>44954238
Smiling at the Nureonago tour guide.

>>44954167
It's probably bunkerfags, I checked if they were talking about it and lo and behold, they fucking shat themselves over it and king schizo aux even used his admin sig for whatever reason.

>>44954238
Those small, romantic boat things. I forget what they're called. Gondolas?
Visiting the old dragon hatcheries
Touring miss vampire's mansion

>>44954238
>go to a Hag bar, ask for an Old Fashioned.

hellwan love

>>44954260
So there's no risk at a hag bar as long as I just order fruity cocktails?

>>44954255
Ditto I've ever been to any fagbunker, or spazzbuttholes or any other shit site you tards ree about while obsessively visiting them.
>Im just here to jackoff to my waifu until the portals open.

>>44954266
>orders fruity cock tails
Gets piled on by Alps.

>>44954201
Gonna defeat a lizard girl and then fuck her with a condom on

>>44954276
>I hate them so much! I MUST constantly follow them!

>>44954085
100% a trans, Vshojo pushes them pretty hard.

>>44954262
Thin dogs, muscle dogs, hag dogs?

>>44954135
I fucking love Regura’s bugs and I wish he’d work with KC to design more fugbugs

>>44954283
Is a cock roach, has a roach cock.
>the ree-ing intensifies when KC gets paid to draw futa

>>44954293
It'd be pretty fucking funny trough.

>>44954129
Please don't post a cheating whore

>>44954276
It's no worse than here.

Something like half of the posts so far are by schizo mick.

Shut the fuck up and rope, leech. Nobody cares about what you have to say.

im only interested in 'taurs

>>44954334
Such a grand intelligence.

>>44954114
It's just not the same when the dark lord gives her "we can rule together" speech before she's even established herself as a threat.

>>44954324
I get more (you)s on the bunker than here so I actually don't know what to think about anything, anon.

>>44954117
And people here forgiving you for it.
/vt/ used to have a dedicated 24/7 nyanners general.

>>44953949

Ok, but its still that same Parkedbuggy's story, right?

>>44954346
>Wait who--?
>BE MINE

>Beat bully lizard girl in a online game
>She goes quiet and quits the game
>Meet her the next day, hoping she wont bully you extra hard because of it
>She goes full mere female lizard
>Both you and her friends and just as confused

>>44954122
What's more pathetic is that KC didn't do his due diligence before working with them

>>44954050
I would unironically watch more vtubers if they looked like this

>>44954179
>>44954194
>>44954215
>>44954219
Alright thanks! I already have an idea of what monster girl she'll become.

Even eros monsters shiver, cry and piss themselves in fear of how much correction I need.

>>44954395
You are making a lot of assumptions that he cares.

>>44954408
How about an Eros Haku?

>>44954362
Yes. The only change I made was to add formatting since you can't copy format from Pastebin.

>>44954409
the furry is just seething extra hard that KC never drew his furshit requests,

>>44954408
Would a monster sexually roleplaying as an Eros priestess offend or please Eros?

>>44954413
Babbling incoherently, her IQ drops as a defense response

>>44954050
Pretty much almost every single popular artist has made at least one vtuber model, a lot of them even animate them themselves in l2d.

>walk into Hag Bar
>stop inside the entrance and look all around the inside
>half a dozen Hags leering at me and a Hagtender at the bar
>walk up to the bar and ask how many I can take home
>get told as many as I can carry
>grab the Fox and the Danuki
>throw them in the van much to their confusion
>go back in
>grab the Dark Mage and the Kejourou
>into the van they go, joining the confused Fox and Danuki
>back in we go
>grab the Wight and the Elf
>stop at the door
>turn around and grab the Satyros Hagtender as well
>into the van they go
>drive home and lead them inside where my other Hag-wives are waiting to welcome them
>the Hag Harem grows

I love sinister monster girls, like for example buying a hooker because you're afraid of realtionships and she ends up tying you up and telling you you'll beg to marry her when she's done with you while you desperately try to escape before fully succumbing to her love
Why yes I like kejis why do you ask?

>>44954461
Yep, that's pretty hot.

>>44954430
Would only offend if it were used for extra raunchy and lewd shit. That’s Mara’s territory.

>>44954395
Reminder that KC drew a bunch of stuff for MGQ, including a literal unbirth scene. KC may be very protective of MGE, but he seems to be fine with drawing degenerate stuff outside of it for a quick buck.

>>44954461
kej is a slute

>>44954482
>extra raunchy and lewd
Depends on how Eros feels about "using pussy juice as holy water for an annointing ritual".

Bimbo monsters

>on a walk with your manticore wife
>she sees her friends in distance
>oh shit quick anon get into role
>she stripes off your clothes and puts leash on you and orders you to walk on all fours
>you pass her friends exchanging hellos
>after they are gone she gives you clothes back

>>44954461
And in the morning, she'll be making you breakfast.

>>44954489
For (you)

>>44954486
I mean, you wouldn't?
It's easy money
The exact same reason why so many artists end up drawing furry to pay their bills

>>44954506
That's just weird.

>>44954506
That sounds extra blasphemous but if it’s for the intention of expressing pure romantic love I don’t think Eros would mind. Now if it were something a sexier version of the Communion with the purpose of getting sticky and raunchy from sex I’d say that’s more Fallen God or Mara.

>>44954451
If i were to be there, I'd take the creepy old one whose hair covers her face

>>44954557
I'm sure you like things that I'd judge, too.

>>44954565
It'd be a little of both. Sticky and raunchy and passionate and loving.

Amazonfag commissions guy if u there any plans after the wedding commission? The thread sorely needs writefags and commissioning or artist waifufags. Even the Meia Jujubfag seems to be gone.

MSGK supremacy
All young monster girls should dress like this

>>44954486
A bit hypocritical.

>>44954610
jubjubfag is on the bunker and most of them are on twitter.

>>44954486
Except the part where he has a meltie over nitendo fan art

>>44954617
I need to find where the powerbottom JC MSGK mamono are.

>>44954652
what?

>>44954533
Nope, fuck off

>>44954533
Yes please

>>44954664
Ignore the mick, he's having his daily schizo mental breakdown.

>>44954617
Hag supremacy

>>44954479
It sure is.

what mamonos would spam fireballs when you are in the corner

Hag

>>44954718
It's time put put the hags where they belong!In your bed.

>>44954790
My bed is pretty small though.

>>44954787
Jinko

>>44954610
>waifufags
Who do we have left? We have some nameless anons and authors with clear favorites, but I can't think of anyone doing a lot of commissions and posting them here.

>>44954787
hebi

>>44954787
>>44954817
Stuck in the corner and all you hear from Jinko is TIGER TIGER TIGER as she keeps throwing upper and lower fireballs.

>>44954824
It's been several years since I reached out to artists for commissions

>>44954461
They have such interesting courtship rituals too, like literally cutting off a lock of hair and having it follow you around to eventually latch onto you.

>>44954825
hebi would spam hold grab that you cant mash out

Was there ever a continuation to those NEET lilim greentexts? I may have missed it in the last thread but I didn't see it

>>44954654
>JC
Their msgk power is already weakening, you need JS mamono for the full intensity.

>>44954847
For a kej cutting their hair is like cutting off your fingertip for a human so it's a very romantic gesture if somewhat morbid. Maybe all kejs have a yan streak

>>44954847
I like to headcanon that most of them have a beautiful ornate pair of scissors, custom made, they keep in an small, equally impressive box that they show off to their husband-to-be, as they cut off the lock of hair and present it to them.

>>44954813
You poor boy. She'll be your bed instead from now on.

Get me pic ideas so I can make shitty drawing out of some of them.
If you want

>>44954971
Have you considered an Ignis dancing out of a campfire while someone roasts marshmallows on it?
Because I'm writing something like that

>>44954971
Malef reenacting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io

>>44954971
Big oni carrying hubby home under one arm and a flask of sake in the other hand.

>>44954255
>Muh bunkerschizos
>Muh Aux
Jesus Christ fuck off already. Dude doesn’t even fucking use this board with any regularity.

>>44954971
Can you draw a dhampir summer camp councilor with an optional acoustic guitar? shes a cute dork who thinks shes hip and cool with the kids, but they still love her even though all the songs she knows are church ones.

>>44954971
Blushing Ryu getting her horns polished by her husband

Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.
— John F. Kennedy

>>44954971
A shadey looking moth asking if you wanna buy some dust

>>44954985
It seems way more logical to blame the chink than anything else.

>>44954971
haku attempting to make anon to pay attention to something other than her tits or a zombie cow

>>44955000
He doesn’t even use 4chan either kill yourself.

>>44955008
Dunno. I just told you to blame for all your modern mge troubles.

>>44954847
>Be me Anon
>my longhaired friend gave me one of those braided string friendship bracelets
>because we're just friends, of course
>but nowadays every time I jackoff it keeps getting covered in coom, no matter how hard I try to be neat
>I even try washing the bracelet when I'm jacking off in the shower
>but I'm still worried she'll see that it's all sticky and get offended that I haven't looked after her cute little gift
>any advice?

>MG halloween
>Lots of trick or treaters dressed in skimpy clothing
>Tell them all what great costumes they have
>Say their costumes are maybe just a size too small for them
>Give single bit of fruit and healthy candy
>"I'm sure it will fit better next year!"
>Shut door
>Repeat

>>44954610
Im here, yes there are/were many considered. I was thinking of doing something along the line of that KC Tweet story with the Lizardman, where a wizard would mindfuck my Amazon waifu telling her to leave me and join his army instead... only for her to 1hit KO him with a bitchslap or punch to the face. Another possibility was my Amazon wife just riding me while flexing her bicep. And another was with my Dragon waifu, Marietta, getting all spaghetti or otherwise reacting to proposing her to be my guide/guard in Dragonia. But my commissionist, Leenvidia, is going to go to Japan my comm was the last one and I dont think she will open again until late Nov or Dec. So I dont know who to ask for them in the meanwhile. Captain @ivancyxic was an excellent alternative but his prices went to the moon from 50$ to 150$ so he is completely out of question. So if it cant be art, then I guess I will commission the Marietta story to Yananon (depending on how long it would take) or Medusafag.

>>44955024
but when is monster ripe?

>>44955014
Oh, it’s just you. Try not to eat this ( you ) before you can ferment it into whisky to drink later.

>>44954971
Pixie cut Tomboy Kejourou whose baseball cap is a bag-of-holding for the rest of her hair

>>44954971
this
>>44954830
>>44954787

>>44955057
Need big russian jinko weeb wife, singing karaoke Plastic Love with a thick accent.

>>44954255
Some people seem to be really into this drama bullshit, almost like /vt/ tier containment. This is a very zoomer behavior so I suspect newshits and their love of drama is the main force.
Its honestly so weird, I like KC and everything, but these people are fucking obsessed with him. Both pros and antis. Its literally 1:1 american ipol tier shitflinging. Like who the fuck are these people, these names, the twitter shit, their ideologies, and this and that. Its like teenage girls gossiping.
>"Oh my God have you seen what cunnycorrector64 tweeted about pancakes?! And Xxkekistany_not_glowieXx retweeted it?! This means they hate waffles?! We NEED to talk about this and attach it to the japanese salaryman's porn setting!!eleven111!!"

It's so fucking tiring.

>>44954937
I bet they'd really wince in pain as they cut the lock off, shedding a tear as a result. Maybe you could go a bit further; cutting off some of their husbands hair and intertwining it with lock of hair given to you.

>>44955077
this is a fox

>>44955092
Tired. Didn't mean to reply.

>>44955082
maybe if they braid both hair locks into each other in the form of circle they can transform it into an all seeing portal of their beloved

>>44954971

>>44955027
Marietta Spaghetting, super blushing or heart pupil. Would be a nice simple additional art if I go the writefag comm rule.

>>44955092
a keen eye

>>44954255
>>44955080
MEDS

Is there any monster girl that would expertly exploit a weaknes to kissing? I need to know this so that i can avoid them

>>44954167
>It is a nice KC pic of a bug mamono,
Where?

>>44955080
Pretty much everything KC tweets has ended up posted here almost immediately for... years. It just used to be talking about mge

>>44954830
I do not recognize that reference

>>44955109
omuukade are really into it even though they take huge counter damage

>>44955103
this is a cow

>>44955110
At
>>44954050
Feel free to ignore all comments about v-t*bing

>>44955110
It is a pretty horrible picture. Just all the chintiny buggy bits attached to a human torso.

>>44955109
Hellhound sounds like it dom sloppy dog kisses. Amazoness too sounds like kissing you into submission.

>>44955092
are you sure?

>>44955080
They actually have containment thread(s) for that shit so at least it's limited to some degree.
The issue is that it's painfully obvious a lot of them also post here and keep dragging this idiocy along with them, and we don't have the luxury of containment threads. Doesn't help that on the other end we have the crazy irishman thinking any criticism of his arch-nemesis board means we are siding with him, so I have no idea how we can push back their insane influence.

>>44955142
Anon, I think you need to take your meds.

>>44955108
>screencapped the wrong thread
good job

>>44955157
Show me a cap of the right one then.

>>44955053
>Be childhood friends with a tomboy kej
>She always wears such a cap
>But you've never seen the entirety of her hair
>One day, when you unintentionally catch in an unguarded moment
>Letting her hair sway around
>She notices you staring
>Her hair has had a strong effect on you for a long time, but it was repressed since it was always hidden.
>She was about to put the hair back on but seeing anon in trance excites her.

Stop replying to yourself.

The slop the daimyo feeds his samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison! The fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall...

>>44955178
Meant for:
>>44955142

>>44955118
No... I don't want to get buggged. I guess the only way to survive is to increase my counter damage.

>>44954971
Gyaru elf or pyrow holding a baby (hers or someone else's)

>>44955178
What, you don't think two autists agreeing about how terrible the drama everyone is sick of talking about is as they keep bringing it up over and over again for hours, using the same tired terminology, is completely organic?

>walk into a public space
>shout, "I LOVE TO PAMPER MONSTER GIRLS AND WANT TO MARRY A MONSTER GIRL OR MULTIPLE MONSTER GIRLS," as loud as possible
>wait precisely two seconds
>get carried off by the nearest single monster girl
>or a mob of monster girls willing to share a husband

This is my plan on the Day of the Portals.

God the thought of spending hours pampering my wife/wives gets me so hot and bothered. I don't fucking understand why it turns me on so much to imagine polishing horns and scales and brushing hair and massaging sore bodies.

Personally I want to shock a monstergirl's tummy with a cattle prod raiju-thunderbird brand I'm not a monster while she's tied up and listen to her adorable whimpering but that might just be me

>>44955228
I talk quite passionately about my favorite kind of monster girl but I'd be too shy to do it in public.

>>44955188
>be Anon
>terrified that you'll get nonconsentually married to a bug mamono
>wake up in a sweat from bad bug wedding dreams
>try to rinse off in the shower
>the shower head breaks off, have inadequate shower under the broken pipe
>get dressed, go into town to the market
>enter Tanuki merchant's hardware store
>ask Tanuki for a large shower head and 40 kilos of strong insecticide
>Tanuki starts quaking and strangely starts promising not to undermine MGC society...
>wtf? Tanukis are weird.

>>44955188
You WILL fuck the bugs. You will marry the bugs. You will eat the bugs out. You will lick Oomukade venom sacs until your jaw is tired and she's a blushing, raggedy mess ready for kiss-a-thon 2: Tongue Wrestling Boogaloo!

Oh no! That guy I like is not currently in a life or death situation where I can save him and gain his love as his life debt to me! How will I ever breed?! - Some dork, a dragon probably

>>44954973
she help

>>44955268
Clearly she needs to practice her chivalry and sweep his off his feet instead of being passive.

>>44955274
Remember to share some with her too.

>>44955260
>insecticide works on normal insects but just makes bug mamono horny

>>44955260
Weird Tanuki. At least i have a new shower head, right?
>>44955261
>lick Oomukade venom sacs
They are actually poison glands.
> she's a blushing, raggedy mess ready for kiss-a-thon 2: Tongue Wrestling Boogaloo!
Please no. I'm weak to worship as well.

>>44954823
>this is the weakest cow

>>44955024
>MG halloween
>Lots of trick or treaters dressed in skimpy clothing

>>44955354
Sabbath worshippers get black licorice. Good girls who embrace THE MEAT get full size candy bars. Good girls that embrace THE MUSCLES get full size protein bars.

>>44955354
Those are just regular sabbath members in their sabbath uniforms

Bros, I obsessed with fat tails now
A chubby NEET dragon with a huge tail might make me lose instantly

>>44955335
>At least i have a new shower head, right
>No, the Tanuki kept denying they had any in stock
>I asked if maybe there were some hiding up the attic. She got even more flustered.
>Then I suggested maybe we could transport some in from other cities in the freight trains, well she just fainted.
>Tanukis are crazy, I don't know how they ever get appointed into MGC positions of power when they cant even find a solution to a simple problem.

>>44954395
It really isn't, at all. 'One member of this organization once cheated on her husband' is not sufficient to refuse a commission. It's completely pathetic that *you* did 'due diligence' on an issue that doesn't concern you in the slightest.

>>44954718
lucky kid

>>44955281
The Dhampir can't sweep me off my feet if I make her swoon first!

>>44954963
>m-my bed isn't big enough for two people-
>"Oh, poor thing. Well, that's alright- just put the mattress on the ground and you can sleep on top of me until we get you something nicer."

>>44955402
Fat tails are god tier, anon. Welcome to the club. Even better when they're embarrassed about their fat tails and you get to sexually demolish them while reinforcing how sexy their tail is whenever you catch them worrying about it.

>>44955405
>I don't know how they ever get appointed into MGC positions of power
>SomeAnon gave me a book that tried to explain it but reading it was my struggle, there was another book that was supposed to be about it but half of it was in old ink pen and the other half in modern biro so it didnt really make sense.

>>44955274
cute

>>44955409
Anon, vtubers and parasocial relationships are bad no matter what.

The most loneliest day of my life. And if you go. I wanna go with you. And if you die. I wanna die with you. Take your hand and walk away.

>>44955490
>So Anon didnt get his shower fixed, and when the plumber looked at it, there were only two inadequate heating units and their chimney wasnt even connected properly.
>So Anon just tried putting the bug powder on the doorsteps, but it kept seeping into his rooms because he only had wooden doors.

>>44955516
lol. they are completely neutral entities. if you find yourself actually financially or emotionally harmed by a streamer, you are subhuman and the world is better for your suffering

>>44955274
That's the stuff right there
Wife cooked marshmallows

>>44955548
Weird cope for this but okay.

>>44955516
The correct response is to not think about them at all. Despite your best efforts I remain blissfully ignorant of everything that happens on that part of the internet.

A rusty arrow of love.

>>44955576
Yeah, I'm actually pretty happy about this. It's really going to take the wind out of the sails from the guys who show up talking about stamping the NTR cucks and based KC.

>>44954988
"let us sing some finebutt tunes!"
>"goodass"
"Thanks, you can touch It later"

>>44954847
>Kejourou canon hides in amongst other 3d prostitutes
>> but but muh purityspiral waifu must be perfect
>it's ok, she only does traditional bukkake parties and gets her hair painted in dozens of Anons coom
>so she's still technically a pure virgin, right...?

>>44955588
>Dhamp Counsellor
>guitar by the fire time
>can we gather in a circle and sing "Coom-by-ya"?

>>44955588
Imagine getting groomed by your camp councilpire at summer camp...

>>44955588
If you love summer camp and going to bed on time clap your hands.
>...
If you love riding ziplines and eating vegetables clap your hands!
>...
If your single and you know it and getting this job in the middle of nowhere has blown it if your still happy and you know it play your guitar!
>*strum*

>>44955658
Aw, poor ms. councilor. I hope there's some way to cheer her up...

I need meaty hags to fix my life

>>44955663
she loves her job, she just wishes she had someone to come to the other side of the lake with her and watch the sunrise...
to protect from vampires of course.
nothing else.

>>44955588
>"Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, here I am at Kamp GetHarder..."

>>44955666
She's shy.

>>44955679
>She's *shite, Cu Shite
Ftfy

>>44955588
Going for the counselor's cabin during the panty raid

>>44955457
Imagine, you can be big spoon AND little spoon if she cuddles you from behind while you cuddle her fat tail.

>>44955588
JOY TO THE WORLD
MY MOTHERS LEFT
SHOVED A STAKE THROUGH HER BREAST

SHE TOLD ME I WAS NAUGHTY
AND STILL A VIRGIN AT FORTY
WELL MOM I LEARNED FROM THE BEST

>>44955698
>digging through her dresser drawer
>pull out a pair of black lace pantsu
>turn, ready to flee with your prize
>she's standing in the doorway

>>44955666
Why are soft hags so damn powerful?

>>44955699
Alternatively, you get a dullahag

>>44955703
>"Hi anon! Didja get a hankering for some hot cocoa, or maybe a nightmare? It's kind of late, but I can fix you something up and lend you my blanket! Look, it's got super lim on it! Isnt that cool?"

>>44955666
Meaty hags can't fix your life anon. but they can make it more bearable.

>>44955713
God, she's too nice. I can't bully her.

You know this situation reminds me of alien vs predator.
Not only because the whoever wins we lose slogan, but instead outsiders like m*ck against baphofags.

carlos.jpg

>>44955713
has she...noticed...?

>>44955722
no, but you'll get bullied for having a super lim blanket.
And then dhampcilor will come and say bullying is wrong, and then all will be fixed.
...right?

>>44955703
>"Ha, you can't stop me, you're not even a proper kewl vampire!"
>"I bet you don't even know how to suck like a real vampire!"
>[littleAnon's pants unzip]
>Twenty minutes later LittleAnon has to admit he was wrong...
>LittleAnon offers to put the black lace panties back
>"Take them, I don't think I'll be wearing any until the end of the Kamp week."

>>44955739
It's school shooting time

>>44955732
It's too late she's gonna hold you down and use them to jerk you off. You should've run when you had the chance

>>44955596
How do you go from "sometimes hides among human prostitutes" to "works as a human prostitute"? By canon monster girls consider prostitution as a means to get their husband to come to them, and if he manages to get with her then it means she's already decided he's the one. A man she didn't want wouldn't even be able to get hard for her.

>>44955716
NTA but meaty hags can turn me into a glorified pet and I would happily take that life

Foxes only want one thing and it's digusting.

>>44955768
it must be nice to not have any real responsibilities. just getting to eat and sleep and make love and snuggle with your wife/owner every single day.

>>44955756
>A man she didn't want wouldn't even be able to get hard for her
Now thats a whole new level of hugbox headcanon.

>>44955756
Anon, you should be able to recognize bad faith posters by now.

>>44955777
>...and it's digusting.
Well wash it, and make your bed.

>>44955739
Yeah, dhampcilor knew a dark musketeer who was willing to take some of the kids to a shooting range to learn about gun safety!
Sharp as a vampires fang that dhampcilor.
>>44955732
"Oh, these things?
I get it anon, your a young boy.
This is a prank!
Yeah, I guess pants are kinda funny right? Like you know when you stub your toe and you say 'oh pants!'?
Those ones might smell kinda funny too, my washing machines broken right now, whoops!
This was a very funny prank anon, but you should be careful about taking pranks too far, especially around certain monsters.
What if I was a big mean vampire?
Now you go tell everyone what a good prank this was, but also what I said just now.
Oh, I'll bring some late night milk and cookies over after!"

>>44955794
PRANK?

I regularly dream of a meaty Ryu wife who goes through bouts of embarrassment over her tail getting heavier from my cooking and has to be reminded how sexy her fat tail is until she stops cutting back on meals and secretly weighing and measuring her tail. Getting a big fat Ryu tail wrapped around my body every night would almost make me the happiest man to ever live. Having a cute Ryu daughteru or two would absolutely make me the happiest man to ever live.

>>44955794
>like when you stub your toe and you say 'oh pants!'
This dhampir has some strange sayings...

>>44955794
Gonna sniff the worn and funny smelling panties in front of her so there is no doubt in her mind.

I'm going to touch kej nape

>>44955831
nip it, even. give it a kiss and a little nibble

>>44955826
Listen anon, dhampcilor pinky promised never to say nono words.
She wont even say ass without covering her mouth after.

>>44955780
>wife comes home from stressful day
>do everything in your power to comfort her and make her feel loved and appreciated
>snuggle content but exhausted wife on the couch
Sometimes taking care of her is what really completes it

>>44955830
>Dhampir camp councilor will never give you a hand job, gently leading you to orgasm with one silky gloved hand, while the other presses her musky panties into your nose.

You wake up tomorrow and have become the chieftain to a group of porcers, 9 in total, aged 20 to 33.

They dote on you. They serve you. They love you with all their heart.
You live with them in a traditional yet modernized porcer stronghold that is largely self-sufficient. Basically a longhouse with some smaller structures around it, large yard, and a mine in the side of the hill. All surrounded by palisades with small guard towers by the entrance gate.

Governance of the tribe falls on you (which basically means you don't have to do shit, just resolve the rare dispute between your wives when they occur), but the porcers expect you to grow it with them by giving them offspring. If you fail at this, they'll start to see you as weak and turn you into more of a slave as they become more domineering. But if you give them children, they will remain docile for the most part. But always obedient.

So anon, what's your game plan?
Stay as the chieftain? Keep them docile or let them take over? Or do you attempt escape? (If you fail your escape, they'll be permanently domineering over you)

>>44955128
Whats "at"?

>>44955879
>chieftain to a group of porcers, 9 in total
Say my apologies and walk out. They should find someone who likes harems.

>>44955781
From world guide 3, concerning how seduction/charm magic works by manipulating focus/attention.

>Also, since a seduction spell can be used to focus attention on themselves, conversely, it can also be applied to divert attention. For instance, monsters with eye-catchingly beautiful looks can use it so that they can actually go about doing things without standing out, and monsters with an appearance tempting to men can even make it so that they won't attract the desires of any but the specific man that they are targeting. There are several nymphomancy spells that all monster races ordinarily cast unconsciously, and this is also one of them. The fact is that most monsters with partners divert the desires of men other than their husband by means of this spell.

>>44955903
>how to become a pig's slave in less than 10 seconds

>>44955879
I can barely manage myself

>>44955879
Anon, I don't like harems and porcs aren't that high on my list.

>>44955879
I wouldn't be able to live up to their expectations and feel terrible

>>44955835
I'm going to do all of that too, while hugging her from behind. Sure I'll be trapped and milked as it happens but it'll be worth it to have her squirm and moan.

>>44955917
>>44955925
So what's your game plan then?
How do you get out of the situation?

>>44955930
You wouldn't be able to impregnate them and grope them while they work?

>>44955936
Wake up

>>44955879
I send them out on a mission far enough from the camp that I have time to escape. From there, I try to find a Sabbath branch to take refuge in.

>>44955756
This. It's unlikely human men in Zipangu would be able to see a mamono who are traditionally ones that hide in pleasure districts like the Jurogumo or Kejorou without her allowing it. Mamono, after all, only really go for the sex with the man they want and who wants them back.

>>44955879
>Orc

Sorry, Orcs aren't my thing and neither are harems. At most I would accept bigamy so I'm going to tell the girls that I'm going to scout out the nearest human settlement to see about trade and then disappear ASAP. Please make it happen, I want a monster girl wife or two monster girl wives.

>>44955958
Footfags must die

>>44955936
I don't know, that's the problem :(

>>44955965
Accurate vtuber fan representation though.

>>44955940
I'd never do such a thing!

>>44955913
>Nine sad pigs
>Anon just lies in bed, silent and unmoving every day
>He doesn't touch or hold them, doesn't speak, doesn't go out with them
>Just lies there day after day. Sometimes cries
>They'll never be told that he loves them
Seems like a bad end all around

>>44955909
>Engaging with subhumans

>>44955879
why are you all being so mean to these p'orcs? they seem like very nice girls. you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>44955781
It gets tiring, doesn't it?

>>44955974
Haha yeah that's me

>>44955957
>anon gets nabbed by domesticated horc twins while
>dragged off to their studio apartment and snusnued
At least you've got a good view of town while those boars ride you.

>>44955974
You just need the sad raped away.

>>44955973
You would.

>>44955966
Gotta think fast then!

>>44955979
>said the gachanigger

>>44955989
gachas aren't any worse than vtubers. It's just art.

>>44955984
Mamono would not force polygamy on someone who doesn't want it.

>>44955984
As long as the H'Orcs don't try to make me engage in anything more than bigamy, that's fine by me. I only got two hands for public hand holding during our daily walks through the neighborhood.

>Hold still or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine.

>>44955984
I'm not some lecherous creep

>>44955879
No Hporc to treat as my right hand that can take over some of my work while i'm busy?
Honestly the stronghold life by itself already sounds good. However porcs are far from my favorite monster girl. They are rather simple. Maybe if there was some variety in their personalities and interests, but otherwise i don't think i would be much interested in them romantically. Managing an army of mgs and expanding my territory is cool, but only if i actually like them. Why mut you put me in this situation where someone loses no matter what i do?
>either break their hearts
>or deny yourself the oportunity to go for your fav monster wife
I guess i can get a bit of combat training if nothing else.

>>44956011
You're all fur coat no knickers, bitches

>>44956013
>mamono mana in the air
>pheromones thick
>desire building up
>porcs being proactive
Your male instinct will kick in.

>>44956020
I never said non porcs couldn't be captured and/or coerced into the tribe.

>>44956000
Hmmm... >>44956011
I sense a horny horse among us.

>>44956037
Fool! Humans don't have pheromone receptors!

>>44956037
In such a situation I feel like my autism and nerves would prevent me from forming any desire, and anyway children are a serious commitment that should not be taken so haphazardly

>>44955879
I'm a grunt, I don't lead people

>>44956063
>anyway children are a serious commitment that should not be taken so haphazardly
not your call to make.

>piggy pile

>>44956063
Your ancestors fucked and had kids without so much as thinking about it. You'll be fine.

>>44956076
it takes two to tango!

Isn't malef a little short for a dragon lord?

>>44956089
No

>>44956078
The best kind of pile

>>44956080
I'm terrified of being a bad father, Especially with someone I've just met

>>44956089
The profile one is just young.

>>44956080
that doe not sound conducive to a good upbringing for a child

>>44956109
>>44956104
You'll manage. Best not to overthink it.
You're not doing it alone. You've got others helping you out. Wife and family.

>>44956037
>I never said non porcs couldn't be captured and/or coerced into the tribe.
The question then arises if such nonporcs could ever be truly happy in such a situation. Porcs are very submissive and would definitely follow a strong leader, especially one who is able to exert his influence.
I can imagine some of the noble species liking the idea of their husband having conquered an army that can also serve them, but something more shy might feel overwhelmed, and i'm not one to force them into a situation they wouldn't like.
So if i can get my wife, and maybe a hporc right hand, then sure, i can keep the Porcutes around and make them happy.

Fuck yes you are the best squad member ever.

Pear shaped ojou-sama vampire and her meaty tomboy dhampir sister keep scaring men off by fighting over them. Will you be the man who finally settles the score once and for all?

>>44956123
could we at least pump the brakes on all this, I just got here

>>44956150
>ojou Vs tomboy
why must you do this to me anon

>>44956172
There's a simple solution, anon. Just gotta be charismatic and strong willed enough.

>>44954971
a cute vamp lass with sharp incisors teeth like vampire bats and nosferatu, not just canines, telling that she does NOT "suck", she scraps and licks (you're a legend if you get that reference)

>>44956193
>charismatic and strong willed enough.
definitely not me then, I'm a wet paper bag

>>44956211
That works as well. As long as you don't run away, you'll eventually get the Best Ending. Having those attributes just speeds it up by a year or two.

>>44956150
is this one of those situations where I've got to spend a month with each to decide a winner?

>>44956218
They're both trying to aggressively pursue you while also cock-blocking each other because they don't want to lose. They're so good at cock-blocking each other that they're both virgins despite fighting over half a dozen guys. Expect to wake up to both of them at your door trying to offer to cook breakfast for you at least three times a week. They're both poor cooks but they put in lots of effort so be sure to praise them and offer helpful advice!

>>44956153
Haha pump their wombs full of seed

>>44956150
ill just fuck the both of them after clowning around them while they try and catch me

THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER!

>>44955817

>>44956315
Nice!

>>44956315
I will treasure this.

Remember, it’s rude to call any monster old. A few thousand years does not make them old they are young and youthful and should be treated that way!

>>44956150
Nope. I'm going to summon a mesugaki Familiar and go on adventures to look for rare alchemic ingredients. I'll run into the vampire and dhampir along the way, recruit the dhampir as a party member, find the ingredient near their home, and move on. I'll also post a quest to "slay" the mighty ojou vampire in the next few towns I visit.

>>44956346
nah she's a fossil

>>44956346
Maybe, but all the other monsters that are her age have husbands, children, grandchildren, etc. Why has she stayed single for so long?

I love white bags.

>>44956396
She got stuck in her coffin because her leg got stuck in that one position that causes all the nerves in your leg to clench at once and she just wasn't willing to deal with it. She's mentally 22 years old, just physically 3,813.

>>44956346
Do her bones creak when she moves?

>>44954985
He's admitted on multiple occasions to trolling here because he finds it funny. Before the irish autist and the cuck drama he was pretty open about it but he's fairly shy about saying it now

>>44954168
I would read it in hope that she ends up alone and forgotten.

>>44955053

>>44955879
Nope, don't like polygamy and pork.
I hunt down a anon who like this scenario and throw him at them. If they don't let me do that, I kill myself with no revive possible.

>>44956417
Very fashionable.

>>44956460
Cute.

>>44956105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65IS0lWSpk

CLIMB THE LADDER OF DRAGON SUPREMACY. SIEZE YOUR DESTINY WITH YOUR COCK, CHOSEN OF THE MALEF.

>>44956507
You just become a puppet.

Fuck weasels.
Don't dump lightning resist.

>>44956573
There isn't any resistance that's safe to get rid of when it comes to monster girls.

>>44956581
>There isn't any resistance that's safe to get rid of when it comes to monster girls
I've locked my door and turned out the lights, I'm invincible.

Remember! She is much more scared of you than you are of her.

>>44956573
Sorry, i already put all my elemental weakness points into poison.

>>44956573
>Fuck weasels.
>Don't dump lightning resist.
You're giving me some mixed signals here Anon.

>>44956624
It's actually quite good advice
>Fuck raiju with no lightning resist
>Literally can't do anything due to the paralysis stacks keeping you stunned
>Fuck raiju with lightning resist
>You aren't stunlocked until she decides to let go
Unless you WANT to be completely at her mercy and orgasm at the simplest spark, but who would want that?

>>44956427
Don't care past writing this response. Shit's mad tedious.

>>44956396
Because she never met (you).

>>44956673
How intimidating would it be to meet a millennium-old hag when you're fifteen and have her tell you she's been waiting a thousand years to meet you?

>>44956573
What advice do you have for Familiars?

>>44956716
ancient monsters inserting themselves into your lives in subtle ways from the day you're born with the attention of marrying you once you're older is one of my fetishes

>>44956765
I prefer the ancient monsters inserting their daughters into your life but yours is still good. I'd be fine with both.

>>44956765

>>44956765
>became close friends with a human man and woman
>encourage their romance, watch on happily as they get married
>use your centuries-accumulated wealth of connections and resources to ensure good jobs and an extremely fortunate life for them
>be the first person they tell about their first pregnancy
>be named the child's godmother
>when the boy is born, dote over him like a generous aunt
>be there while he grows up
>babysit him while his parents are away
>spoil him with gifts and presents
>be there for him when he's upset
>be there for his first word
>be there for his first day of school
>be there for every soccer game
>be there for his middle school graduation
>be there for his high school graduation
>be there when he gets his first girlfriend
>gently take him by the wrist, smile, and ask him if he thinks you're going to let all that preparation go to waste?

>>44956830
How could you say no to her?

I miss her bros, I'm so sad we'll never get more of her. I genuinely really liked her design and her sweetness.

>>44954168
Yeah, could be cute. Can she be an Ushi-Oni? Asking for a friend.

>>44956842
>tell auntie you got a girlfriend
>her eyes open
>kiss her and exclaim your girlfriends eyes are beautiful and you're so happy to finally see them
>auntie's eyes close again
>huffs
>correction

>>44956913
damn young men...!

>>44956918
RGB slimes! Perfect for cooling my PC.

Mana is stored in the hat.

>>44956918
>Far left
Anon thats not a green slime, thats a queen slime!

>>44956913
i'd mess with my auntster by saying I was attracted to a woman and then wait for the jealousy to build and then continue to describe her to a t

I wonder what will happen to a Hellwan that lives in the Malef kingdom. She would naturally feel at home in such an extremist kingdom.

>>44956842
surely fox hags wouldn't go to such lengths? anons? surely, right?

>>44956971
but they're my levels

>>44956978
You do know Tamamo could've escaped that rock at any time, she just waited for the guy destined to be her husband to reach eighteen.

>>44956998
how progressive for her time

>>44955992
They're both shit

Tryna become a baphfag. But my motivation to improve is totally shot at this point. I feel trapped.

>>44956998
May we all be so lucky to get a crazy demon fox

>>44957010
A fruit is best harvested when it's ripened.

>>44954033
Gyoubo Danuki open-secret recipe for controlling the world for dummies:

>ETFs allows fund managers like blackrock to bundle together ideologically compliant companies into 1 diversified investment package regardless of profitability.
>Since bad investments can be mixed with good investments under ETFs, this allows blackrock to take more risk on useless but ideologically compliant products while crushing noncompliant ones.
>Fractional Reserve Banking allows banks to use depositor money to invest in stuff.
>In order to fund the ETFs, blackrock pools together money from banks, insurances and credit card corpos into pumping their ETFs. Other suckers ahem investors then follow their lead.
>Using these ETFs blackrock can fund monopolies, Amazon style, which destroys small businesses.

Maybe it's all pointless. Maybe kms is easier than persisting in this world.

>>44957077
anon you okay? I understand that feeling but don't do it

>>44957082
I will never get back at KC and I am tired of trying.

Please do not fuck the evil foxes, you are only rewarding bad behavior.

>>44957095
I don't want to fuck the evil foxes I want to love them roughly.

>>44957086
Anon genuinely stop then, Mick if that's you it's genuinely just hurting you. Why are you so angry at KC in the first place?

>>44957095
would an evil fox wear red eyeliner? probably not

>>44957103
She would if you asked as nice and earnestly as that.

>>44957095
I tried spanking her, but I think it only made the problem worse.

>>44957100
Likely because of some inane shit to do with the Baphofags and the fact that Puuyo got art as recompense for being endlessly harassed by NTRfags but when the Anally Anguished Ao Sí tried it by sending him one of the most blatantly fucking disrespectful emails, not just by Western but Japanese standards, he wasn't given the time of day. So it's been a downward spiral of seeking validity, attention whoring, and chasing engagement dopamine for the past seven to eight fucking months with this dude instead of him taking a break or doing something meaningful with his life or getting a productive hobby.

>>44954033

>>44957140
Yeah pretty much all that. Calling my 3d mgs shit was enough to break me and make me certain that my game will fail.

>some furshit got deleted from the thread a few hours ago
>mick has yet an another schizo moment
...Is he ban evading just so he can have a meltdown in the thread?

>>44957192
No, fuck off, my motivation is so shot even if I can improve at drawing I lack the will to do it anymore.

>>44957192
Report him and find out