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>>44869003
NO

>>44869003
Hell no.

>>44869003
No.

My 2hu is human, no half-breeds will be created here

No, my daughterwife and I are going to start a wonderful family.

>>44869280
Anon...

>>44869003
Shut up akyuu, our kids will take over the country and there is nothing you can possibly do to stop us.

>>44869003
Not to worry, being half human is probably enough for the alcohol to kill it.

>>44869003
My 2huwife would definitely poke holes in condoms during breeding season, so I will simply not bother trying.

That ain't gonna help

>>44869123
Yeah, but you should still wear protection to prevent Reimu from giving you one of her many STDs

>>44870965
Sanae go away

>>44869003
Why would I wear a condom? I trust my bunny wife when she says it's a safe day.

>>44871116
Did you check to see if she was crossing her fingers?

>>44869003
That won't be an issue.

>>44871204
I've read enough a/b/o omegaverse mpreg fics to know that can indeed be an issue.

>>44869003
>disgusting half-breeds like Rinnosuke
Tell me then, what causes this?

>>44869003
The entire population of the Human Village could be a product of human-youkai breeding and you would never know, because actual half-youkai are one-in-a-million sort of rarity, with most children from such relationships being either full human or full youkai. I don't get where this "every child from a youkai mother and human father will be a halfbreed" comes from.

>>44872660
>I don't get where this "every child from a youkai mother and human father will be a halfbreed" comes from.
Me, it comes from me as I'm making hundreds of millions of them as we speak, colonizing Gensokyo one womb at a time.

>>44872706
The only good youkai is a pregnant youkai

>>44872706
You are making Reimu's life all the more difficult. Please think of the Raymoo.

>>44884368
Can I cum inside her?

>>44871204
video?

>>44871204
My frenulum is so sensitive I just want to roughly rub my frenulum back and forth on another /jp/ anon's dick

>>44871362
Mental illness.
>>44886248
no

>>44869003
Can humans procreate with ghosts? I guess Youmu exists.

>>44891411
Well then.

What if I find a goddess in Gensokyo that can apply certain fertility blessings and use it to give my favorite hu such extreme sexual dimorphism that all sons are human and all daughters are like their mother?

>>44869003
I don't have the mental capacity to put on a rubber when Aya is looking at me with those eyes

>>44899495
>all daughters are like their mother
This better not be the "clone offspring" thing like in fanart.

>>44906784
Anon, the clone offspring thing is because (You) the viewer are the father, but (You) the viewer vary wildly in appearance
Ayayaya having a blond child would be nice for a blond viewer, but not so for anyone else

>>44899524
Enjoy your half-tengu abomination who is shunned by both sides.

Akyuu cannot stop me from making gappy happy

>>44897897
1/4 phantom kids

>>44912269
I'll always love my tengu wife and our daughter!

Condoms:Now available at Yagokoro Pharmacy

>>44922583
I don't use them.

>>44922583
I can't trust her, I'm gonna need a test run before buying

>>44923833
Sorry, you'll have to make do with this bun.

>>44869003
No, my pull out game is top notch, so much so even an oni would be impressed by the swiftness!

>>44928773
What is she wraps those tree trunks around you?

>>44928816
But then she would get pregnant and that would ruin her alcoholic lifestyle!

Be careful anons as it gets closer to winter. Do the following to prevent your bloodline getting foxxed and to prevent the accidental fathering of a dozen children: lock your doors and windows, pull down blinds, do not cook or fry tofu, and most importantly of all absolutely do NOT leave unwashed undergarments out for more than 12 hours. Kitsune have evolved keen senses to sniff out and detect the presence of single males. Do not make eye contact, do not speak with them, do not listen to invitations to pet them, and do not lead them to your home.
This is for your own safety and that of Gensokyo's delicate population balance.

>>44928878
Foxes are actually completely harmless and just want to get into your house for shelter from the cold. If you're cold, they're cold. Think about how unpleasant it is to be outside on a chilly winter night, and have the heart to invite one of them in. Nothing bad will happen, surely.

>>44928873
her breast milk is probably alcoholic.`

>>44932650
There are probably no down sides to the mother drinking during pregnancy for oni children but what about half oni?

>>44935308
there are plenty of legends of hybrids of other yook species, are there any for oni?

>>44935343
I don't know if it counts since it's a video game but the only one I can think off of the top of my head is the protagonist of Onimusha 4.

>>44928886
This anon is a kitsune, do not listen to what she says.

>>44922583
They come with holes pre-poked so your youkai GF doesn't need to waste time going behind your back to do it. How thoughtful!

Reminder you can easily defeat any youkai by telling her you love her
And this will totally not have any unintended consequences like marriage or fathering 50 kids

>>44937981
Human girls do it too! Reimu really wants a successor.

>>44946239

>>44947535
Your friendly reminder to never trust a condom you didn't bring.

>>44947535
If I saw Reimu doing this I'd marry her right then and there

>>44947535
If I saw Reimu doing this I would instantly move to the Moriya Shrine.

>>44947619
what, where condoms are forbidden entirely?

>>44869992
I wonder if she could gap the sperg directly from my balls into her fertile womb. There may be no escape from her ticking biological clock...

Youmu is a half breed and she's pure sex what do you mean?

>>44947920
No wonder the autist can't have a child, she doesn't understand biology

>>44949141
Is a ghost a species or more of a state of being?

>>44949141
She acts like a inbred loser though.

>>44947535
If I saw Reimu doing this I would mating press her right then and there

>>44950763
I would grab the needle and jam it in her eyes. Then while she's crying out in pain and asking me why, I would point out how many outsiders die in Gensokyo every week. Then I would kick her for good measure while her stupid autistic ass is still trying to get the needle out.

>>44947535
Visiting the Hakurei shrine is like a reverse lottery: Loser has to take responsibility.

Would Reimu bless my union with my youkai wife if I made a generous donation to her shrine?

>>44955275
She would bless your future child by cutting you in two.

>>44955275
No, because she'd be too jealous.

>have your first time with Aya
>the next day everyone is Gensokyo is pointing at you and laughing, women telling children not to look at you, because she wrote about it in her newspaper

>>44956016
You just know she would write about how much you suck in bed.

>"Quick shot anon strikes! First time ended unsatisfying for everybody involved."

>>44955823
>>44955884
Fine, I'll take my donation to the Moriya shrine instead!

But my wife isn't a youkai.
Demigods are classic heroes, gigachads all.
They might not make Gensokyo better, but they'll have a hell of a story.

>>44956026
Cunning move to keep you all to herself, unfortunately it also earns anon a pity fuck from women who feel bad about how much Aya slandered him.

>>44956374
your son will be powerful, but with her as a mom he'll have extreme autism

>>44956026
You know she would print a photo of you during the act.

>>44960001
>All of Gensokyo is going to know your orgasm face.
And god help you if you cry during sex.

This is why you go for the wolf tengu.
She is nice and would never humiliate you.

>>44959156
>powerful
>autistic
>urge to do something with his life
Will Gensokyo even survive our triplets, and any subsequent children we have?
Is my getting together with kanakp the first domino that leads to the collapse of the wonderland?

>>44950403
Makes her even more plapable. It's part of her appeal.

>>44955232
Guess I'll play every day until we get married with a shotgun wedding.

Clownpiece is getting every drip

>>44961718
she's terrible at bed though. Her face looks half like she regrets everything, the other half looks like it's painful. The only time she ever looks like she's having fun is when you lovingly pat her head. Source: me

>>44969248
Momiji reminds you that sexual harassment is a crime even if it's between the same sex!

>>44969248
She's been in the same thankless dead end job for three centuries
Of course miji is depressed

>>44969248
>momiji goes into heat
>wont let go anymore
>peppers you with kisses
>kisses often devolve into frantic licking
>keeps humping you
She will be very embarrased about it later

>>44969473
https://files.catbox.moe/8dkyv8.jpg
you lied to me, she started acting all smug instead.

>>44869003
how do i acquire condoms in Gensokyo?

Don't have sex and save your virginity

>>44979008
Fuck off kanako, I want to fuck a youkai's flower, and not the kind with leaves.

>>44974522
Sheep guts.

>>44979030
Yuuka is going to latch on to you like a beartrap and never ever let go

No, no condom is the right way.

>>44979588
I know, isn't it great?

>>44869003
Yuuka and Cirno are my favorite 2hu's and they are the ones doing the fugging, I am only allowed to present my butthole to them and hope they allow me to keep my testicles intact

>>44979030
Kanako wouldn't say that to men.

>>44996792
Kanako is the greatest goddess.

>>44985774
Anon you should consider therapy

>>44985774
This but with foreskin instead of testicles

>>44998810
She is.

>>45010121
I will jab her with a needle and watch her inflatable muscle suit deflate, then pinch the flab on her belly.
Whether she entombs me with an onbashira or pouts is up to chance.

>>45010223
Cease.