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>>45261147
My daddy issues cancel them out and make me want to roughly breed her instead.

>>45261157
that's kinda rude anon

If this doesn't make you doki doki you don't have real mommy issues, you're just a sex addict.

Just because she has tits doesn't make her maternal. There's nothing motherly about Yukari, she's more like a weird aunt.

>>45261182
this not the kind of oka-san i want.

>>45261182
"trauma doesn't make you horny? you're not traumatized!"
you're the sex addict here mister

It's not an issue

>>45261281
I said doki doki not horny. It makes you horny.

>>45261194
I agree, Kasen is the only true momhu - not mommyhu.
All the other hus are "mommy" due to big breasts and an (optional) caring nature.
Kasenfags wanna have a woman who tells them to clean their room, take out the garbage and forces them to not eat garbage everyday, but who they can also put their dicks in and out of either lovingly or roughly depending on the flavor of mommy issues.

>>45261299
>an (optional) caring nature
how can be optional? i dont want a mean bitch to give me orders, fuck you and that whore of kasen.

>>45261315
Yukari, Junko, Okina are all mean bitches and they are still widely considered mommyhus.

>>45261375
>Yukari, Junko, Okina are all mean bitches
they're not mean toward the few 2hou close to them. this means they're just a bit moody, unsurprising considered they're all lonely hags.

>>45261400
nah Yukari is still mega bitch

>>45261299
>(optional) caring nature
my mom thought that was optional and that's how i got into this situation

>>45261400
But they are still overall mean with very little "mommy traits", Kasen is actually nice and cares about people's well being. Any order and nagging she gives comes from a place of kindness, the true momhu.

post touhous being the mommy of others touhous

>>45261523
>mommy
mom*

>>45261523
this is not mommy, this is older sis. kasen lacks the vibes to be a true mommyhu.

>>45261515
That's one of the two main types of mommy issues.
One either has mommy issues due to neglect and seeks that care denied or one of the only positive female interaction was from a mother, thus also seeking that familiar comfort.
Either your mom loves you too much or too little.
That's why you can either fuck the momhu lovingly or roughly.

>>45261565
I think I got both.
That's all sorts of crazy.

My trauma gave me a ryona fetish not a dom mommy fetish. I feel a bit like a psychopath.

>>45261147
Replace Yukari with Eirin and/or Junko, gentle headpats with nursing handjobs and yes, you can say that you are not in fact the only one who wants that.

>>45261147
Some days I feel like I'm the only one here who doesn't have mommy issues. I have never understood the desire to be "mommied" by a girl I'm attracted to.

>>45261707
>I have never understood the desire to be "mommied" by a girl I'm attracted to.
No you don't get it, it's the attraction to girls who would mommy you.

>>45261720
I can find women with a motherly figure attractive, but I don't want them to mommy me.

>>45261707
>>45261720
It's not about being mommied anon, it's about fucking moms.

>>45261786
You don't have mommy issues you have a MILF fetish.

>>45261182

>>45261788
Mommy issues can turn into that too anon.

love is to pamper or to be pampered, that's why babumi is a great fetish. if you dont get it, it's your loss.

>>45261147
>can't be attracted to an older, beautiful women or you have mommy issues hurr durr

>>45261147
I do want to get headpats from Yukari but i could never see her as "mommy" or anything.

>>45261990
Yukari would sneak into your house just to get headpats from (You)

>>45262560
I wonder what being headpat feels like

>>45262624
I've experienced it
It's unironically blissful

>>45261147
I'd rather be the one giving the gentle headpat to her.

Imagine if anon has already met koishi several times but when it comes to reporting here he forgets

>>45263108
wtf wrong thread

>>45263118
>>45263108
What would your 2wife think of you posting in the wrong thread anon?

>>45263108
>>45263118
You wouldn't forget Koishi taking such good care of you, would you? She can be a pampering mamahu too.

>>45263141
is it a sign or am i paranoic that i still think Koishi is real after i dreamed her in person? it wasn't a girl cosplaying, it had the eye moving on its own, it was real

>>45263141
I had a Koishi dream complete with memory mechanics and all she did there was fuck with me.

>>45263169
That might have been the real one, dude.

>>45263133
"What is a four chan slash jay-pee slash thread? You are saying weird things again."

>>45263177
She would not be a very good caretaker then...

i don't have mommy issues (i have a normal healthy relationship with my parents), i just have a MILF fetish

>>45263118
What a blunder haha. Oh well, at least you didn't accidentally create an entire new thread when attempting to reply to an already existing thread. Cause boy would that have been embarrassing! We'd have never let you forget such a massive mistake haha.

>>45263200
I have both! My parents always treated me like a nuisance!

>>45263200
Kasen is lewd as hell

>>45263236
I wish Junko always treated me like an unnuisance...

>>45263232
H-haha
I can't relate at all...!

>>45263236
>>45263268
Man I wish my mother and granny didn't smother me. Now I have reverse mommy issues and I can't get into older women at all.

>>45263550
You dodged a bullet there desu.
Older women are usually really fucking obnoxious.

>>45263588
Well its slightly unrelated to being smothered but now I'm a lolicon instead. There is just no winning in this life.

>>45263608
How about a lolibaba?

>>45261182
That's a shit lazy ''mommy''. A real one cleans up their sons room for them. What next? Will this bitch make me cook for myself? Find another pair of tits to suckle and fuck my own hand since im suppose to do everything by myself? I may as well live alone like already do. Stupid whore.

>>45263624
I could get into that, as long as they aren't too motherly at me. The way to my heart is activating my caregiver fetish, not my nonexistent female caregiver fetish.

>>45263631
based real mommy lover

How the heck did the thread about momhus come this far without mentioning the big breasted, laid back actual freaking mother!
If anyone's giving you headpats is the cutie moonie!

>>45263665
Sorry, but my mother says I'm not supposed to talk to lunarians.

>>45261182
>pic
What tags should I use to find something like this?

>>45263691
Wouldn't you like to know, frog boy.

>>45263631
Anon, mothers usually stop cleaning their son's room once they go through puberty, that's the least amount of responsibility one can have.
How old are you on your mommy fantasies to have a mother who still cleans your room?

Does anyone have that touhou breastmilk chart from a while back? This seems like the kind of thread for that...

>>45263699
>How old are you on your mommy fantasies to have a mother who still cleans your room?
You miss the point of the fantasy. It's literally a woman pampering you and treating you like a son. Also the woman in that meme is a total fucking bitch. Even going so far as to swear. And what's wrong with wanting a mother who acts like a mother? Is wanting her to cuddle with her and sleep with her also bad because mothers stop doing that with their sons when they hit puberty? Are you gonna chastise me for wanting one who also cooks for me because sons start cooking for themselves when they get older? Not to mention cooking and cleaning is what women do, so....

>>45263690
Your mother keeps calling you the wrong name.

>>45263745
It's a matter of perspective really. The closer one wishes the fantasy to reflect life usually points to a much deep seeded issue. The caretaker fantasy is common, dare I say, more adults have it than not, the original post mentioned how if that image didn't make you feel some kinda way, you don't have mommy issues.
The difference between fucking a mommy and your mom, one is a fictitious, idealized version of what a mother should be whilst the other is a much more grounded interpretation.
Those last ones are the dudes with issues.
That said, post canon moms.

>>45263820
I love mature moms!

>>45263665
Why would I want to compete with a kid that isn't mine for her attention?

I just like milfs.

>>45264819
That kid has more than enough attention from someone else already, surely Toyo is looking for somewhere else to dump her love.

>>45263820
>The caretaker fantasy is common, dare I say, more adults have it than not
Not him but I get it. The older you get, the more you wish you could go back to a simpler time when everything was taken care of for you and you didn't have to worry about anything. I wouldn't say I have a mommy fetish but I do wish a wealthy older woman would just pluck me out of this life and take me away to a gilded cage. The fantasy is more about the money than the person who has it at that point, but I digress.

>>45263699
My mom stopped cleaning my room when I was 1.

>>45263745
Cooking is fun, so I don't get wanting a woman to cook for you.

>>45265329
Depends on how you view eating. If you think eating is just a necessarily hassle then you probably won't like cooking either.

>>45263156
>>45263169
Soon it won't be just dreams. She's there to guide you.

>>45261182
No joke I wouldn't mind someone in my life where, if they said that, I would actually be inspired to do it and feel good and fulfilled about it. I mean even without sex - just a close friend who I am glad to see everyday and vice versa. Never had that in my life, probably need to get it myself at my age.

>>45265856
Clean your room /jp/'s sake, Anon.

>>45265617
What could Koishi say to make someone kill themselves?

>>45265902
It's clean, just a folded bed and a dresser.

>>45265929
That's the problem. Your life is too minimalistic. There is nothing out of place that can be critiqued. What you need to do is buy more useless clutter.

>>45265929
Good job!

>>45261182
i don't want my mama to shout at me...

How would each mamahu get you to clean your room?

Make me dinner mom! Your cooking is my favorite!

>>45263665
Nice thighs.

>>45266052
NO

>>45266052
I bet the wicked hermit is a really good cook...

>>45266052
You should say please when asking things of your mother.

>>45266081
Okay...I'm going to order chinese again...

>>45266094
You stay away from that Seiga woman.

>>45266098
Why? She seems nice.

>>45266233
cute

>>45263236
My mom is mentally ill, my dad stopped seeing me regularly after he married another woman when i was 12 AND my older sister is cold and distant with me. Do i get an award?

>>45267333
And i got trips, now i am sure i deserve an award.

>>45267333
Oh i replied to the wrong person.

>>45261523
Look at Yukari, she's teaching Reimu the proper way to ride a bike and totally not riding off with it.

There are dishes, trash and dust scattered all over my room and I have not left my house in about 8 months. Maybe I need one of these mother type Touhous in my life.

Nothing to be embarrassed about wanting to fuck a milf, either as a shota or not.

>>45263745
My point of view is less on being taken care of, but more finding the qualities of a caretaker for children, in short: a homemaker and a total milf before and after spawning a sports team from her womb. I can't stand the idea of being completely taken care of, I have to do something in return. But I won't say no to being pampered and entrusting myself supportive arms and fluffy tails after a day of work sounds like pure bliss. She is a place you can retreat to when times are tough and something to look forward coming home to.

>>45261147
I hope you like foxes because she'll just have Ran do her part in a relationship

>>45267343
That's why your family hates you

>>45267429
That's not a mommy fetish, thats called wanting a good wife

>>45267489
Porn addicted ghouls can no longer tell the difference, so it has to be pointed out every time

>>45269319
>Porn addicted ghouls can no longer tell the difference
No longer? I think they just don't care if they are going for visual appeal over a more involved emotional appeal.
If this site didn't have image uploads I think whoever remained would be more into the full characterization and personality appeal on average.

>>45265329
Yuyuko POV

>>45267380
One of the worst things about aging is that older women stop becoming older women and slowly become women in your age bracket.

>>45270368
You shouldn't worry, with Yukari there's a long way to go before you're both in the same age bracket

>>45267489
Consider the following: Wife and Mother

>>45271503
Incest.

A fair while ago, I wrote a short-lived series of shorts where Reimu's teen son gets up to no good with a number of older ladies. Anyway, ever since, I've been fancying the idea of another instalment, this one featuring Mizuchi, with the assumption that she's secretly Reimu's grandma, ancestor or something else to the tune. CDS hasn't been forthcoming with information on Mizuchi's origins, though, so that idea's remained shelved. I still return to it every now and then nevertheless, because the idea of horny granny Mizuchi turns me on.

Which is why I made some Mizuchi porn alluding to it today.
https://files.catbox.moe/8ev0le.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/b1qi3c.jpg

Tangentially related, I know, but she never gets any threads for herself.

>>45261194
>she's more like a weird aunt.
Yeah, the type that touches you inappropriately.

>>45266052
>Make me dinner mom
Very poor choice of words when dealing with Yukari.

>>45271538
>I
>made

>>45271516
nice

>>45271564
h-haiyai...

>>45267333
>>45267343
>>45267484

Holy shit!

>>45271538
>CDS hasn't been forthcoming with information on Mizuchi's origins
next chapter brother, trust the plan
her originals will probably be disappointing so write it before they're revealed

>>45271538
Thanks for making these, dude.

>>45271546
What if she was to appropiately touch me instead?

>>45271538
Good, but the nipple should be pink

>>45273741
Mizuchi is probably asian though, pink female nips are a mostly northern European thing.

>>45271546
Nothing wrong with a lil' molestation now and then.

>>45271707
It is, I assure you, my pleasure.
>>45273741
It's somehow become a convention for me to put paler ones on more, let's say, inhuman characters. Mizuchi, Tojiko and Yamame in recent memory.

... Wait, shit, is that racist?

>>45278853
send the tojiko porn, i dont remember

not into that mommy shit too much

would rather have a equal to equal relationship with no power dynamics

but uh yeah, i do kinda want to come back to yukari/ran after a bad day at work and plant my face on her chest and take a big breath and having my hair played with while we're hugging

then continue with our day

>>45279038
>with no power dynamics
impossible if you want to marry youkai

>>45279059
>impossible if you want to marry youkai
Depends on the youkai
Could have an equal relationship if the youkai was a weaker one

Do you guys think Yukari is cool?

>>45270299
I'm not Yuyuko.

i wouldn't want it 24/7 but i do have moments of weakness

>>45279184
possible, we're talking about Yukari specifically. No way gappy and him will be equals

>>45279325
At best you will be nothing more than a pet to her.
Well at least she will care for you.

>>45279474
Wonder if she would give you a collar and force you to wear it.

>>45279325
>>45279474
She would probably treat the relationship differently in public and in private
Can't let the others know she likes to be spoiled and complimented

>>45273843
God I wish I was Flan-chan

>>45278925
The Crown Prince's wife gets no threads either, so I haven't posted that one here. Here you go.

https://files.catbox.moe/jenlmc.jpg

>>45261147
I have so much issues that I'm willing to go after every female 2hu at the same time at once

>>45287859
She's the fun mom when playing Uno

>>45286144
I covet more girls cucking girls NTR

>>45287923
Yukari was giving me that look and would not stop giggling at me the whole game. I thought the compliments from her were nice but after we were done playing Uno right when I was about to leave, she walked right up to me and started to rub my arms. I think she tried to reach for my crotch too.

>>45288236
such a lucky fella. This woman touches your crotch? You're set to life. True, you'll have obligations like sexually satisfying her and her vixen every single day so the stress of leading Gensokyo don't get to them, abiding by all of their weird and toxic fetishes; also cleaning, cooking, doing chores and so on, which amount to nothing in the grand scheme of things considering what you'll get in return. Enjoy your new life, Anon!

>>45288280
By the looks of it she wants a dad not a husband.

/ypg/ - Yukari Poetry General #2
>>45283680
>>45283680
>>45283680

>>45288349
A dad for her cat child, right?

>>45279235
I do

>>45288355
Her ego's gonna swell even more with all these threads up. Stop it before she gets more smug.

>>45288655
BIGGER
MORE SMUG

>>45288670
>always wins
>never punished
no wonder she's so smug

>>45288721
The last thing >>45288236 saw

>>45261182
yes mom

What kind of mom do you want?

>>45288835
the type that knows my worth and capacity and will do everything to make me pursue better, but will never give answers or shortcuts. She'll let me think, commit mistakes which she'll help me correct; and guarantee victories, which we'll celebrate together

>>45288835
A rich one.

>>45279038
Pampering is great, sometimes you just want to turn your brain off and let them take care of you. Sometimes you want to return the favor; in Yukari's case a heavy massage and haircare goes a long way into melting her, and brushing Ran's tails is a treat for all.
>>45279059
While it's true there's no equality they can still try. It depends on the Youkai and whether they truly care for you or keep you around as a trophy husband. They might have huge fucking brains, but they're still susceptible to emotion.

>>45271565
Is always a choice and sometimes.. the answer.

>>45288835
A loving one.

Ran!