/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45304134
I want to Pat her head and kiss her cheek. I know I'm a monster, but it would feel so good.

I want to give her a hug and then slide her mini hakkero out of her pocket while she's distracted and then use it on her.

I want to turn a /jp/ anon into Marisa so they will suffer being a womanlet

I want to turn Marisa into a little boy.

>>45304134
You write a letter to Marisa telling her how much you like her. You wrote about her pretty blond hair and her amazing smile, and how you like her spy my personality. You ask to meet her at a restaurant in the village so you can get to k ow her. Then you wait and see if she falls for it. At the time and place you specify, there she is. She really put in a lot of effort in her appearance. Her hair is freshly washed and braided, and she's swapped her usual witch outfit for a robe that fits in more with the village. She nervously looks around and asks if you're waiting for someone and you tell her no. She looks a bit disappointed and sits down at the bar and waits for her date to come. They never do and an hour later, she walks out dejected. A few days later, you send her a letter admitting it was all a prank. You don't like her at all, and you actually think she's annoying. She's ating braggart that always causes trouble for others. She's not even that attractive in your mind. She's just a little girl that lives all alone in the woods because even her family hates her.You make fun of her for being so gullible. Then the Bunbunmaru publishes an article about how Marisa gets stood up on a date thanks to your tip and everyone knows.

You ask Marisa to tell you more about her tools and what they do so ask for a closer look at her mini hakkero. She lets you have a closer look at it and after a look around it you point it as her 'I can't believe it has all this magic power, is all you have to do just say the spell out loud and it does the rest?'. 'Yeah it's as simple as calling out Master Spark an' it just works, da ze!'. You have a go but say it quietly like an incantation, holding it towards her you quietly utter 'Master Spark!'. Marisa jumps in to correct you, forgetting that the mini hakkero is still pointed directly at her 'No, ya doin' it wrong it's not a spell book ya gotta give it some power like.. MASTER SPAAAARK!!'. The mini hakkero suddenly bursts into life giving Marisa a huge blast full of blinding, rainbow coloured magic to the face at almost point blank.

'Well that was cool Marisa, thanks for showing me what it does.' You give the mini hakkero back and place it in a still stunned arm pointing up at you as Marisa collapses back completely to the ground, her head completely blackened and hat burned off. You walk off laughing and remember to try pull this one again someday telling village kids to try this same prank on the witch.

Throwing food at Marisa

>>45304134
I'd feed that fucking witch yummy goddamn sweet-sweets till her motherfucking tummy's full, then grab onto her damn hand and drag her straight to the bed, tucking her ass in the bed after reading her a dumbass bedtime story and giving that motherfucker a goodnight kiss.

>>45305283
Then, once that little shit has the audacity to wake up, heaving a cute yawn as she rises from her bed, I'll drag her ass over to the kitchen and fix her some fucking bacon and eggs, and once she's done and full as FUCK, I'd take her on a longass walk at the local park before letting her play on the playground, going back home and then letting her to herself to watch motherfucking cartoons.

I'm a monster, but it'd feel so good.

You shower Marisa with compliments and handmade gifts everyday, telling her things like 'you're the coolest!' and 'I bet you're the most talented witch in all of Gensokyo!' and baking her sweets. She'll ignore you at first, Marisa is no stranger to men trying to take advantage of her because of her bad reputation after all, but eventually you'll whittle down her defenses until she's glad to be in your company. Slowly you'll worm your way into her household, becoming more and more of an asset to her, cataloguing her fungi, cooking, cleaning, even eventually grooming her. When she finally caves to your affections everyone will be like 'about time you dense woman' and you'll be married not a season after.
That's when your diabolical plan will truly come to fruition. While she's in her physical and mental prime you'll have her bear your child and then another and then another. She'll have little time to refine her magics or study, her head constantly flooded with hormones as she makes the throughput of Alice's doll workshop look like a pathetic stream, it'll just be a massive ocean of cute blondes. You'll make sure her children have the best magic education so they quickly surpass her even back when she was in her prime and go well beyond, making Marisa the biggest jobber in history.
The best part? The dumb woman won't even realize she's lost, she'll even be HAPPY about it. What a loser!

>>45305341
No one can surpass Marisa!

>>45305310
Once she's done watching cartoons, I'd surprise her with a trip to an indoor trampoline park disguised as a normal trip to the supermarket, watching the look of jovial surprise on her face as I walk her in and buy access for two. I leave her to herself to use the trampoline park to her heart's content, watching her have the time of her life, smiling and laughing as she plays with the other children bouncing around. After she's done with a three-hour trip to the trampoline park, exhausted and happy as can be, I'd drive her to Baskin Robbins and buy me a milkshake and her some ice cream, then driving her home as she cutely eats all of her ice cream up before we're even home. I'd lead her inside and let her rest after a long day of playing and eating sweet-sweets, letting her play with her favorite toys and dolls I bought her and go to bed on her own volition after a very special day.

>>45304371
Anon you just made Marisa Italian

>>45305544
Marisa Cirasimio

You do absolutely nothing to bully the witch. You just leave her to it and let Reimu clean the mess up when Marisa inevitably gets too overconfident and has a spectacular mid air collision with a tree while trying to use two spell cards at once to intimidate some fairies into thinking Marisa is the strongest.

>>45305649
The spell card would obliterate whatever tree is surrounding her though. Do you even know what her spell card is?

breeding Marisa without her consent

Taking Marisa out to get some ice cream!

Laughing at Hourai bullying the witch

>>45305912
Getting carried away and buying a milkshake with her also!

Nothing like waking up to fresh eggs on witch with a bowl of fresh rice.

>>45305572
Jokes on you, that third post is actually my fetish. Marisa would be the perfect gf

>>45306034
Noo Marisa!

I would carefully wipe the egg off her forehead after clocking whoever cracked that egg on her precious face in the jaw and comfort her for as long as it takes to get her to stop, then treat her to a restaurant.

>>45306034
/ck/ expert here
This is legitimate cooking
The heat from the womanlet cooks the egg

>>45306279
No ckfags allowed in /jp/
Get out

>>45306339
Let him cook

>>45306369
Mystia loses the battle the second one gets in kissing range since she's powerless without her singing, you just have to keep kissing the sparrow forever!
Truly an even worse jobber then our favorite witch!

>>45306415
Marisa's not a jobber, especially coming from someone like you~!

>>45306415
I'd rather lose a fight than kiss girls. That's just wrong.

>>45306339
Maybe if you liked /ck/, you wouldn't have lost the eat battle!

>>45305572
Damn.

>>45306339
but /ck/ is an honorary Alice board

>>45306415
>Powerless without her singing
Sure, anon.

>>45305572
That screencap is missing a few posts like the Eirin one explaining it's not an issue, she's just that short and one about Marisa trying to hang herself but failing to do so.
Unless those were from another thread, that week there were like three bully 'risa threads, shit was crazy.

>>45306543
>reddit user watermark
Low tier reddit slop detected, get out

It's not funny Anon, give her back her skirt

>>45306688
mystia's nails are for sexual purposes only

>>45306884
(Her fingers just came out of someone's butthole)
Trim your nails, ladies.

>>45306894
no, they're for clawing up your back while you have sex

>>45306854
This image is taken wildly out of context, I would never do anything without Mari-chan's consent!
Never!

>>45306854
>>45306919
After I am done sniffing Marisa's clothes right in front of her she is next!

/gif/ reporting in, this witch and her weak magic is no match for the irresistable power of the BBC
gonna correct this brat with it

>>45307001
Image taken shortly before Reimu brutally murdered the nigger about to defile Marisa.

Raping the witch

>>45306884
Eating humans is probably pretty orgasmic in the first place for youkai.

Safeguarding Marisa from the soul brothers and mustardblasting everyone who tries to!

>>45307081
That would be like getting hard from eating meat

>>45307081
Delicious food for vampires

>>45307105
Marisa knew to bake Flan and Remi some food in advance, so this wouldn't happen at all!

>>45307134
But Marisa already made it into some food, and she tasted delicious

>>45307148
Weird way of saying Mari-chan made a delicious meal for the Scarlets on Sakuya's day off.

fat bitch

>>45307184
The only fat part of precious Marisa is her butt! She lives off of a diet of mushrooms and delicious tea!

>>45307103
It's not just eating meat, it's the act of killing an human. The terror as they die, the fear they experience. For a youkai it must be like the greatest high possible.

I would sneak up on her and slap the shit outta her whenever she's in my sight and leave her in the mud.
She would at first try to fight back, but her fairy-tier punches and kicks aren't very effective. Then she'd try to run away, which also wouldn't work because of her stubby legs, or constantly survey the area from air before landing for even a single minute. I'd terrorize her, I'd camp out in front of her house, I'd drop down from a tree when she comes around to gather mushrooms, I'd disguise as an old man in need of help, I'd bribe the fairies to prank her in cruel ways, I'd break into her house, snap her broom, steal things from her, write threats on her stuff. I'd make it look like I'm always nearby, watching. Her fear would be solely focused on this strange man that hates her instead of the various youkai she fights. She'd probably flinch at the slightest of sounds and constantly turn around to look for any signs of me. This could spare her a couple of beatings, but I'm a patient man, and eventually I'd start catching her again. And from this point onwards those light slaps would turn brutal. Enough to knock her out, to make her... 'remember' me for good.
I think eventually she'd just understand there's no running away from me, and upon seeing me she'd just drop to her knees crying, knowing what's coming. Without even any will to save herself, just letting me do what I want.

Marisa violently losing a quick draw contest with Youmu before she can draw her mini hakkero and utter the words 'Master Spark'

>>45307293
All of this wouldnt happen because she’s strong even without her mini hakkero.

>>45307335
Hopefully she's stronger than that 3kb thumbnail(she isn't, she's weaker)

>>45307335
not strong enough to keep her boyfriend from having sex with other women though

>>45307360
I am her loyal boyfriend and this is false

>>45307335
I'm gonna smash her into the ground (and not in the way she'd enjoy) and the only thing she can do is cry about it.

>>45307375
Marisa carried a heavyass stone baby through an entire stage. She’d whoop your 50 stone ass.

>>45307381
>but her fairy-tier punches and kicks aren't very effective

>>45307399
>ITT copium abuse

Marisa’s punches aren’t fairy tier. Yours are though, unfortunately you think fat nestled onto your grease covered fingers equates to them being strong.

You visit the Hakurei shrine one day for a flower viewing
After eating a lunchtime bento with some freinds from the village and mixing with a few freindly youkai you roam around the shrine
Round the back of the shrine while having a post-lunch cup of tea you watch Alice letting her dolls play with some fairies
Shangai and Hourai playfully tease Cirno throwing a dessert mochi back and forth out of the ice fairy's reach before she freezes Hourai and snatches the treat
Chuckling among yourselves it gives you an idea
You grab Marisa's hat and toss it with a slight spin to Suika who unprepared for it throws it up into the air with considerable force
Before Marisa can get it back Aunn leaps up high and catches it, tossing the hat for Reimu to catch
'Hey, this ain't fair stop being mean again ze?'
Reimu giggles as she tricks Marisa feinting an offer of her hat back and throws it back up in the air for Aunn and Marisa to chase
But before either can get it a taller village boy grabs it from above the pair of them and runs away with it before making a sudden pass to an unprepared Alice
She panics and flaps her arms about knocking the hat up into the air again as it floats gently towards the shrine's pond
Marisa runs for her hat, seemingly bound for the pond but in a sudden flash and swoop of feathers Aya swoops from the roof of the shrine and catches the hat in the blink of an eye
Running too fast and distracted by the sudden move of the tengu, Marisa can't stop and runs straight into the pond falling face first
She sits up spitting out a mouthful of water and throwing a stray lilypad from her shoulder to the amusement of everyone
Reimu snorting a mouthful of tea through her nose as Alice tries and fails to hide her laughter
Aya lands just in time to get the perfect photo of Marisa awkwardly laughing at the tengu now wearing her hat with her own cap comically placed on top of the witches hat
You feel slightly guilty for how it ended but for once, Marisa seems to take one of your bad pranks in good humour

>>45307417
strong for a tiny human girl (ZUN's height chart describes her height as being typical of a girl in her lower teens) still means basically fuck all to an adult male

>>45307476
Literally if you played WBaWC you’d know that she carried a stone baby from Urumi who can manipulate the weight of objects through an entire stage. You’re a secondary who thinks they’re a touhou fan because you watched Memories of Phantasm though so no surprise

>>45307417
Nah dude, I lift. I can comfortably lift about 40kg with one arm, Marisa would be nothing.
Of course I'd have to hold back at first, but going harder and harder every day is part of the fun.

>>45307520
And Marisa can lift what I estimate to be a fair 300lb in one arm. Get better + liar

>>45307512
All that means is that Marisa can beat a youkai while being slowed down you absolute dolt. You have zero frame of reference on anything and are likely retarded.
I bet all you played was WBaWC for a stage or two and pretend Marisa is OP cause she's all you know

>>45307512
Internet Marisa Defence Force anon is just the same anon seething and coping for multiple threads and weeks. Also just how much space does MoP actually occupy in your head, absolutely rent free?

>>45307559
She wasn’t slowed down at all and carried it casually. Cope all you want but Marisa would rock your shit if you tried her. Also, you’re the retarded one here. She lifted that 300lb stone baby in one hand while flying and fighting and cucked Urumi afterwards, barely even regarding it as hard. Maybe you should learn to admit you’re wrong because you’re overdosing on copium right now.

>>45307589
There is no reference to the weight of her stone baby, Marisa is an ordinary girl that knows magic and your headcanon is supported by nothing but exactly one example of the one stage you played

>>45307615
Use your critical thinking skills, you absolute retard.
Urumi can change the weight of anything including her stone baby and was trying to drown Marisa with it. So she likely would’ve made it even heavier exceeding my estimate. Read the Otter Route transcript if you don’t believe me.
>>45307562
It’s been a day and two threads. Marisa Defense Force though? That’s a nice name. Thank you.

>>45307589
Bully the seething Marisafag

>>45307642
Anon that baby is meant to be picked up by normal humans, there's no way it'd weigh more than a normal human girl can carry. You are pulling things out of your sss to justify your headcanon

>>45307657
You’re the retarded master copper here. Don’t claim Hime by the way

>>45307615
It's not even that, the scenario just calls the baby "heavy". He pulled the 300lbs thing outta his ass, the stone baby was probably about 50lbs or something like that. I don't know why he's so obsessed about that.
This joke has stopped being funny in the last thread, so you can give it a rest, seething anon.

>>45307675
Again, use your critical thinking skills. Urumi was trying to drown Marisa and she didn't expect her to lift it up.
>"Alright. I'll stop trying to drown you."
Therefore, she DEFINITELY would've made it heavier than 50lb. Of course, you're a retard incapable of critical thinking so I can't explain this to you without you repeating the same point like a broken record so I'll probably stop trying to get it through your 99% bone 1% actual tissue brain at this point

>>45307675
I found it very funny how he tried to claim the cliche joke of carrying someone in one hand somehow proves Marisa is super strong.

>>45307716
It's not someone. It's a baby sculpture made of stone.
>"Urumi possesses a heavy stone in a shape of an infant, which she presumably uses to lure and drown people with it."
>>45307662
I'm not pulling things out of my
>SSS
to justify it, and it isn't a headcanon. You're just too retarded to critically think in the slightest.

>>45307731
I meant that manga panel with Marisa carrying Sunny in one hand. Don't have the image.

>>45307745
Oh yeah that. Here's the panel for your convenience.

>>45307711
Bro, jump into water with a 50 lbs weight tied to your hands. That's the type of drowning she was going for. That's the type of thing youkai do.
If it was heavier than that her broom, the source of flight, the thing that has to support both Marisa and the baby in this scenario, would have snapped.
Yeah, you should stop trying to push your idiotic point, you're not gonna convince anyone.

>>45307752

>>45307775
That looks to be nothing more than an offhand joke and shouldn't be taken literally. It is outweighed by the presence of dialogue proving her to be stronger in an official game.

>>45307202
That's some hardcore qualitative nutrient deficiency

>>45307861
I didn't mean that literally. I also like to feed her lots of fine meals from restaurants, alongside yummy sweet sweets when she wants. Not too many, though.

>>45307861
the chapter that ended marifags

>>45307877
And Reimu takes whatever dick offers her money. She's probably got STDs unheard of.

>>45306592
What happened to Alice3D?

>>45307897
Her godly luck protects her.

>>45307897
the only requests the Kirisame Magic Shop ever got were old men (friends of her father) paying to fuck marisa

>>45307877
m*Risa thinks coping with being a forest personlet is easier with salt, so she's always salty!

>>45307905
The godly luck that enables her to be homeless? Her god hates her. She doesn't even remember his name. Keep coping but Reimufags worship a dirty fuckin prozzy

>>45307877
A real "civilisation pipo dun't even spice they food" moment...

I think trying to prove Marisa is super strong kinda defeats the purpose of her character.
She's supposed to be a foil to Reimu, one gained power through hard work and is merely an "ordinary magician" while the other is the chosen one of the strongest god, but still both solve incidents.
Making her as strong as a grown man for no reason weakens her character, while her being physically stunted but getting by with ingenuity strengthens it.

>>45307933
Hey, Reimu's the poorfag living off god-provided food stamps and whoring herself out to cover the rest. She's the soul sister here!

>>45307877
Pfft, imagine stealing her salt supply. She'd be forced to stomach whatever vile trash she found lying around in all it's disgusting glory.

>>45307937
I'm not trying to prove she's SUPER strong. That would be contradictory. She's physically strong even without her mini hakkero and could definitely wreck most outside world humans in a fight, though.

>>45307945
God-provided foodstamps... Versus half-eaten mushrooms left over by salivating animals with rabies. Will Eirin even notice the midgetLET m*Risa if the latter will feel something's off and come for rabies treatment? Doubtful...

>>45307926
The luck that allows her to walk into a lake without falling by having fish jump at her every step.

>>45307967
Nonsense, Marisa only picks the best of mushrooms (poisonous or not)!
Even if, as Johnny Rebel said:
"I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a (soul brother) for a day"

>>45307981
Goddamnit, I almost saved it. Post full resolution next time.
Just because Marisa is small doesn't mean your pictures of her have to be stunted too.

>>45307994
Oops, I'm so sorry!
Here you go!

>>45307937
Stealing books isn't hard work. Marisafags got it right that there's no redeeming foil qualities of Marisa with their recent STR build headcanon fad

>>45307957
Unnaturally strong for a teenage girl who lives alone in the woods.

>>45308009
>alone in the woods
That's what she things but one day the mushrooms are going to rise up against her.

>>45308009
She trains a lot, though, canonically. She works much harder than Reimu, who is the embodiment of a modern soul brother, sitting around waiting for her all-hating god to give her just enough money for a meal every other day.
Meanwhile, Marisa gets to enjoy lots of sweet sweets coming from her hard work running a shop and training.

>>45308029
take that cup and throw the contents of it in her face.

>>45308026
it's actually just all the exercise she gets from fucking villagers for enough money to get through the week

>>45308029
See? Empty!

Reimu sobs waiting for someone to put maybe a yen or two in her donation box, while Marisa enjoys a feast of perfectly-cooked local mushrooms and lots of sweet sweets.

Taking advantage of Marisa while she's drunk

>>45308379
you can do that even when she's not drunk
what's she gonna do, fight you off?

>>45308412
Yes, she will! She is very strong!

>>45308474
doesn't matter how strong she is, she's still a midget with a tiny body
I can probably just stick my arm straight out and she wouldn't be able to reach me with her tiny fists

Spiking Marisa and Reimus drinks with something that renders long lasting unconsciousness then donating them to Orin. They'll both be hot spring fuel before they wake up

>>45307148
You forgot that Miss Sakuya is a sadist who likes to bully small cute things

>>45308495
Come on, Anon. She’s not THAT small.

>>45308575
she probably likes a nice witch sandwich then

>>45308602
Sand Witch

>>45308643
Hey, that’s not what yukkuris look like!

>>45308663
They do if you do not feed or give them any water

>>45308739
Nah, they just puke and look deflated.

>>45308552
Orin can tell the difference between the living and dead.

Burn her at the stake like the witch she is. That will teach her to not burn people when they lose!

Taking Marisa to McDonalds and getting her favourite meal!

>>45308758
It'll only matter for a couple of seconds.

>>45307897
the only truly important part of the Marisa vs Reimu debate is Marisa's daddy issues(future bpd whore) vs Reimu's abandonment issues(wife material)

increase the pain

>>45310397
Reimu has mommy issues. A truly perfect foil.

>>45310771
truly the perfect woman

Bullying Marisa's eggs with my sperm! Her dodging skills for that aren't up to par! Marisa spends the next few months grumbling over how she can't have her usual active lifestyle, and then fretting over how she won't be a good time! Marisa gets emotional when her baby is born, what a dummy! Marisa asks for a rematch later, and is defeated the same way! Marisa ends up with multiple children, all of which that grow up to be taller then her!

Stealing Marisa's broom and putting her on a high shelf!

>>45313181
You couldn't defeat her, silly! She's much stronger than you!
She seems like the type of person to get an Eientei abortion anyways! And then, she would beat you to death with her strong hands, embarrassing you in front of your friends as a 4'9 girl demolishes you!
Marichads stay winning; reifags stay coping!

>>45313408
So Marisa would beat up her lover and get an abortion?
She really is a trash girl

>>45313417
Well, you just said you like to make her suffer, so you very well deserve it, ze~!

>>45313436
Anon, me thinks you think that I am everyone in this thread, which is factually not true

>>45313408
No way, Marisa will give birth to her child! She'll secretly be smug that she accomplished something that Reimu couldn't do. Reimu will try to act like she doesn't care but will dote on her friends children!

>>45304134
Reimu losing all of her god-given powers after the Hakurei God gets sick of her laziness and takes them all away!
Reimu crying in a corner for hours on end only for Marisa to barge in and blow that bitch's face off with her mini hakkero!

>>45313566
marisa fucking loves reimu though, she'd never try and hurt her

>>45313582
True, but there's an active Reimumas-Marisa Defense Force conflict going on in this thread and the last one.

Marisa found out that you were talking to a girl from the village!

>>45313620
I would never! I would gladly be held hostage by Yandere Marisa!

>>45313620
Damn, imagine getting slaughtered by a literal midget after she sticks you several times with a knife because she found out that you hung out with Alice You were discussing the best way to propose to Marisa since Alice knows her well enough

Captcha:PM H0T

>>45313654
That would be so hot!
I love yanderes!

>>45313620
Why is she so concerned about that after getting bullied so hard? Is this stockholm syndrome?
Just take that butter knife out of her hands before she pokes her eye out.

>>45314089
Its actually a spatula. Look closer

>>45314089
No one bullied her. All of these scenarios are disconnected from eachother.

Marisa can't actually swim, there's never been a better time to push her in the Misty Lake and watch her drown.

>>45314249
Why is there a yandere witch in a "bully the witch" thread otherwise? Of course she enjoys when you bully her and wants you to bully only her.

Marisa about to fight back her bully

>>45314267
i think she can she was in a swimsuit in ssib

>>45314378
You catch her and slap her until you feel better, but then she grabs your arm and tells you that you're not done with her yet and you should hit her harder.

>>45314499
So this is the end result, Marisa becoming an ultra maso power bottom that would put Tenshi to shame. The bullying has finally gone too far.

>>45314985
Well, masochism is OK, because everyone knows that even without her mini hakkero, Marisa could absolutely annihilate your big bubble butt if she wanted to, ze~!

>>45315067
Headcanonfags need not apply

>>45315110
It's canon though! Marisa can cast without her mini-hakkero! It's obvious you know nothing about the series, though, so I'll let it slide, ze~

>>45315328
Cool!
Now back to bullying Marisa

>>45304134
Abusing the shit out of Marisa by taking her to McDonald's with her besties and getting them their favorite meals! I'm such a monster!

>>45315412
Then treating Marisa to a yummy homemade strawberry parfait! So monstrous and abusive, ahuhu~

>>45315425
Then spoiling her with gifts such as chocolates which she definitely hates! Oh all the horrible things you can do to her!

>>45315444
And not to mention lots of yummy sweet sweets for her to enjoy and savor to her heart's content! That'd break her for sure! And, since I'm feeling really deluded and fucked up right now, giving her plenty of hugs and cuddles after she's done eating!

>>45314499
Dear god... we've made her too powerful...

>>45315462
And then she gets fat and gross and lazy, can't dodge danmaku anymore and dies to a youkai attack.
Perfect plan to get rid of her!

>>45315999
Marisa's smarter and knows to eat sensibly, unlike you, so she'd stop before she does so!

Going to sleep with Marisa with your arms after a long, fun day! Watching her fall asleep cradled under your arms! Kissing her on the forehead before you fall asleep after her!
Aah, I'm so twisted and abusive!

>>45316044
She's as responsible with food as she is with drinking.

Launching a door into Marisa at full speed, shame her hitbox is too large to graze it

>>45315890
Whacking her over the head with a stick, and when it breaks she gives you her broom so you can continue beating her

Tying the witch up until she starts to enjoy it.

Cheating on the witch until she starts to want to watch you fuck more attractive, breedable women!

Shutting Marisa in Alice's house and barricading the doors shut.

>>45316543
Cuckrisa is a good concept, actually.
She's short, flat, and always plays the support role. Of course she would have some complex about being inferior, almost any comparison is not in her favor. and one way of dealing with it would be to embrace this kind of thing. Her daddy/mommy issues would play a part too. Always imagining her man with someone who is taller, has better tits, more magic power, etc. instead of herself.
She can make love potions/aphrodisiacs, to get both you and the other girl wiling to breed. She's been everywhere in Gensokyo and knows all types of people, so she can get them into your pants. She has experience with stealth, so she can always watch from concealment.
It's hard to find a better girl to cheat on.

>>45316644
This actually makes Marisa a great waifu, you can cheat on her and have multiple other girls on the side and not only will she accept it, she'll like it. Maybe, just sometimes you can let her get involved too.

>>45316644
Cuckrisa makes no sense and leaked from Reddit!
Alice, Reimu and Marisa love each other so they would never do this!
Cuckrisa is not a good concept anyways because she does not have an inferiority complex, in simple terms. To the anons reading this, the reply looks intimidating at first but is just a bunch of babbling loosely correlating unrelated stuff with his weird kink.
If anything, Marisa has a superiority complex! She would cuck other people!
It’s hard to find a worse girl to cheat on.
>>45316401
It’s not big from UFO onwards IIRC.


Eating strawberry parfait with Marisa abusively and then taking her to an aquarium! And uhh.. the goldfish break out of their tank and abuse her! I’m such a sick demented monster!

>>45313654
>imagine getting slaughtere-

>>45316870
marisa's hitbox never changed, it's just that everyone else's got normalised in HSiFS
there's some unused hitbox values in UM where Marisa's bigger than everyone else again, but in the game itself everyone's got the same size

>>45316870
I'm not sure I've ever got the impression that either alice or reimu love marisa, actually
more like they're acquaintances, research partners and reimu tolerates her friendship because she certainly doesn't seem all that bothered about her

>>45316880
Those don’t exist in Gensokyo, silly.
She would just stab elsewhere anyways. I don’t think they sell full body stabproof body armour in 6XL anyways.

Yandere Marisa kidnapping me and holding a knife to my throat making me call her mommy! What an experience!

>>45316884
I believe you are wrong.

>>45316942
I'm wrong about it never changing, but I'm right about the UM thing

>>45316870
Cuckrisa is real and exists, you're just coping trying to pin it on >reddit. I'm gonna make Marisa sit and watch me having beautiful passionate sex with a beautiful lunar princess and she's going to enjoy every minute, admiring her superior looks, genes and body.

>>45316955
I want to put her in a bondage, so that she can't touch herself or turn away from me and her friends having a good time. I think I would really make it a show for her while she's going mad with lust.

>>45316942
All this tells me is that sanae has been in too many games.
Bring back sword dork or knife wife, or fucking Ayayaya for all I care.

>>45316955
Do not claim Hime! Hime and Marisa are both beautiful and my friends. I have both of their fumos in my modest collection and I treat them very well!

>>45316983
Sanae sucks and is overused! They didn’t even bring Sakuya back in UDoALG, where so many characters were more notable out of pity for their fans!
>>45316981
Marisa can break free! Again, do not claim beautiful Hime! I am friends with both Hime and Marisa. I own both of their fumos in my modest collection and treat them both very well!

>>45317018
>Marisa can break free
Of course, of course. But she won't, because that's her fetish and the whole thing was initiated by her. She's just playing the part of a tortured, defenseless, weak little bitch that has to watch her best friend take her lover from her.

>>45317066
Well...
I wouldn’t want to bang Reimu anyways. Think about it. She’s poor and barely has enough money to get by, so do you really think that she would have money to spare to keep herself clean, privates included? Ewww, yuck! You may have a thing for that but I don’t!

>>45317095
Imagine
The smell

>"Hey Shortierisa, how's the weather down there?"
>"AHAHAHA YES! Now say how inferior I am!"
>"Uh..."
>"Say it!"
>"Y-you are inferior."
>"Now slap me."
>"Wh-?"
>"Hit me in the face as hard as you can faggot!"
>Anon gives it his best shot.
>"That's it? That ain't gonna leave nothin'. My grandma hits harder and she's been dead ten years. Use this explosive powder to rub in your palm, I wanna go to Eintei with burns and lie I tripped into a doorframe."
>"What's going on."
>"Isn't this what you was tryna do? Oh, I've got Reimu tied back there."
>"You what?!"
>"You WILL have sex with her while degradin' me and sayin' how much better she is, then you WILL come inside her. You best hope you impregnate her and force me to raise the fruit of your cheating sex or else..."
Look what our hubris has done. The midget has grown stronger with the bullying...

>>45317162
Yeah! Imagine the smell! The absolute stench of a wench who hasn’t bathed in months because she can’t afford a couple hours at the bathhouse!

>>45317187
I think we mindbroke her from overbullying...
Fuck it, still a little hot. I'd still.

>>45317095
Reimu also loves to soak in hot springs, as we learn in SA.
Good thing Marisa has a lot of friends to repeat a similar fantasy with though. Alice can substitute that "best friend stealing her lover" one, Patchouli can "kidnap" you as revenge for all those stolen books, Nitori can "win" a danmaku fight and demand you as her spoils, etc.
I bet she'd also trick fairies into it, seeing as they're cuter than her even though they're smaller.

>>45317187
"M-Marisa, I'm scared-"
"You don't get it, anon! I NEED this! I NEED you to fuck Reimu on that bed there, but you HAVE to take breaks and come kick me in the stomach! If you don't, I'll have to train you better!"

>>45317187
The bullying would evolve into femdom eventually, as well! Having her crush my manhood into pieces as she develops another newfound fetish would be great!

>>45317187
>Marisa slips in extremely powerful aphrodisiacs in your food.
>"This handy lil' potion will make your balls go boom unless you ejaculate 20 times in an hour, da ze! Clock's tickin' dear, better find some holes to fill! Don't worry, I'll be watchin'."

>>45317291
What the FUCK!!
Don't you go after me! She's RIGHT THERE, how much more obvious do I gotta make it?
Don't touch me theEEEEEERE!!!!!!

>>45317291
Better believe she already set up a line of girls in front of that room.

Great. Now I've discovered another very specific fetish I have no idea how to look material for.
Fuck kinda tag combination will lead to "girl is an extremely aggressive masochist."
I blame Marisa-defense-forcefag for this. If you'd have just kept your head down let 'risa be a subby bitch, we'd all be fine right down. But no. You had to protect your waifu. You, and your pride, and your ego.

>>45317394
Try angry femdom and maybe reverse ryona?
Gelbooru has plenty of it, speaking from experience!

/jp/ has really seen an uptick in creativity since those Kirisame Magic Shops and the other allied threads have become generals

>>45317394
I honestly think it should be a popular thing.

>>45317561
Personally, I think Marisa should femdom more in fan art! It’s really hot!
Too much equal dominance yuri of her!

>>45317624
Personally, I think there should be more Marisa bullying in fan art. It's really funny!

while ultra maso marisa is pretty good, I think I prefer can't measure up sexually marisa instead

>>45317691
Nah, the latter is boring.
>>45317682
Marisa bullying is bad. Unless it’s marisa bullying me! I love reverse ryona!
It’s so hot!

>>45317724
It's not even that, it's double reverse since she's bullying you to bully her!

I did not see this development coming. I'm all for Marisa bullying people into bullying her.
Reminds of Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa, someone with such inferiority he forces people to abuse him.

>>45317983
It's hot as shit, best part is that it's completely cannon.
Marisa is a maso slut on the same level as Suika.

>'Sup Anon! While you was stuffin' all the bunnies at Eintei, I stole this right from under the doctor's nose. Come punch me in the stomach while I eat this cake glazed in (your) cum left in every rabbit hole!
>Marisa... I'm too tired, please...
>Aw, don't be an ass! If you make me puke all your cheatin' cum in less than five punches I'll let you let me go three days with no punishment and we can do some borin' stuff like go on a date or cuddle! Get your right hook ready and aim for the stomach entrance! That's where it really hurts.

>>45318153
So cute!
I want her to kick anon in the balls after he dares to weakly refuse again!

>>45318313
Marisa would never hurt her dear boyfriend\bully, that's his job silly!
The problem is that Anon sometimes forgets what he's supposed to do and needs a little motivation in the form of potions! Do they sometimes carry side effects? Yes, but they shouldn't kick in if Anon stops being a lazy bum and kicks Marisa very hard in the crotch!

>>45318153
>Get your right hook ready and aim for the stomach entrance!
Anal fisting!

>>45313448
Marisafags' sanity is equal to Marisa's quality

>>45318671
Come on! Everyone has their breaking point!

Hey, you come back from your workout? Good to see you're sticking with my suggestion, let me see! Oh, you're getting buff. Oh man~ I think you could knock me out in one punch. How's your grip? Oh yes, very good. You're gonna catch the eye of so many women, my stud. Speaking of, are you gonna go out today? I know some of the forest youkai would like a quick dirty fuck. Or maybe I could see if I could finally convince that old-fashioned Youmu to join in. You would make the wound-up little virgin see heaven. Mmmhhh~ That would be great, don't you agree?

Ever since Marisa started consuming more protein (her boyfriend's cum on other women's private) she has... grown taller...

>"What do you MEAN you're /too tired/, Anon?! It's been thirty minutes! So lemme get this straight; you're still /too tired/ after I let ya have /THIRTY MINUTES/ of rest?! Pssh~"
>Marisa is surrounded by an aura of disappointment.
>"Marisa, c-- ome on.. just one more h--"
>Without warning, Marisa slams her kneecap into Anon's manhood! *Crack*
>Anon hooks Marisa's stomach instinctively with full force! Marisa has found a loophole!
>"Hg~ HAAAAH~! Again~! C'mon, you lil' shit! Is that all you've got?!"
>Marisa soon finds her loophole a failure! Her smile slightly fades as she crosses her arms, watching anon grope his family jewels, trying to come to his senses!

i called her a goblin womanlet junkie thief once and i could swear i've heard strange noises outside my house every night ever since, i even made sure it wasn't alice this time, what do i do?

>>45321896

>>45328433
Prepare to die, Anon!

>>45328433
Get alices help ASAP, the little witch is stalking out your place, psycho maso chicks like her don't let go of a person who insults them easilly.

>>45331055
She likes it when she is insulted.
Now she wants the bullying to get personal.

You’re near the Garden of the Sun and spot Marisa loitering around looking for mushrooms nearby
She hasn’t spotted you but you think fast and run back to the village to buy some flowers
On the way back you scrunch them up and stuff them in your pockets before going back to the witch
You greet Marisa and and make awkward conservation for a few minutes asking her why she was looking for mushrooms out here rather than the forest or a better spot for picking mushrooms
She acts slightly suspiciously and avoids the question with some thinly hidden excuses so you suspect she’s up to something else she won’t elaborate further
‘Well see you around then witch girl’
You start to walk off but then ask her if she dropped something because there’s some picked mushrooms on the floor nearby
Confused Marisa leans over to look for some but finds nothing
You thinking quickly and throw the now partially shredded flowers around the floor behind her as her mini hakkero falls out her pocket
‘Oh wow that reminds me of the danmaku fireworks you show off in the village in festivals! Show me your huge rainbow coloured laser again it’s always the best one of the display!’
‘Please, you’re the best magician and I really love watching you show off your skills’
‘Well… seeing as you did rightly say I’m the best here ya go da ze!’
‘MASTER SPARKKKKKk!!!!’
Even in broad daylight Marisa still lit up the sky with a huge beam of colour
‘That was the greatest witch girl, can’t wait to see it at the next festival!’
You notice movement in the distance out in the sunflowers and decide it’s a good time to get out of there and quickly say goodbye while walking off at a brisk pace
A minute late me you turn back and see a tall woman with a parasol looming over the seemingly unaware witch
You recognise that outfit and parasol so you run as fast as you can
Not long after you here a high pitched scream that sounds like Marisa and look over your shoulder to see a small figure in black on the horizon being dragged by the leg into the sunflower field
You keep sprinting but laughing just as hard, you got the witch good this time

Somehow it’s not going to be a happy day for her

>>45332026
read the room newfag

>>45332156
Read the one salty Marisa internet defence force fag

lolno, go back to the Marisa thread

>>45332156
the room is currently saying that marisa is an ultra masochist cuck who desperately wants her boyfriend to fuck other women in front of her and physically abuse her

>>45332252
Yes, exactly. Aggressive masochism is hot. Unlike you, but like Marisa!

>>45332235
You seem like the salty one here, anon, calling me a "Marisa internet defense force fag" and telling me to go back to the (archived) marisa thread! You are a retard, and you need to kill yourself!

>>45332273
What the thread currently in catalogue? >>>45304413 go back and hide this thread rather that be that salty ‘nooooo I must defend my precious kleptomaniac womanlet’ all over this thread

>>45332318
You can't even spell properly! And no, stop trying to turn this thread into a tranny hugbox! If you want a tranny hugbox, go to Discord!

I want to fuck her phat ass

>>45332349
Me too! And then have her walk on me, and then kick me in my manhood until I am infertile!

Dominatrix Marisa!

>>45332346
Muh trannies, muh discord, muh hugbox

Ok go back to pol, offboarder

>>45332429
Yeah. The former is you. You want this thread to turn into a tranny hugbox.
I never even posted in pol, retard. You're just a projecting faggot.

>>45332446
Not doing a very good job of hiding it screeching about muh trannies everywhere, polfag

>>45332471
Yeah, no, gb2 your hugbox and don't take /jp/ with you, faggot

>>45332346
>stop trying to turn this thread into a tranny hugbox!
>>45332361
>kick me in my manhood until I am infertile!
Anon, you are the tranny

>>45332509
Are you retarded? Having a ballbusting/femdom kink doesn't make you a tranny.

>>45332361
>>45332517
Marisa defencefag you do know how trannies are created right? All this ball busting and femdom to the point of infertility is going to slowly make you into a tranny, despite all your projecting on everyone else. Give it another thread and it’s going to be ‘please witch, castrate me and start dressing me up like a girl’

Dominating this witch and slamming her into the ground

The best femdom anyway is always Marisa getting dominated by taller, more beautiful girls

>>45332609
Alice is the antichrist, she isn't taller or more beautiful!
>>45332586
Ignore the doubleposting faggot, da ze~!

More Maricuck:
>Other than that, there are also others suggested to have been stolen; Love Sign "Master Spark" greatly resembles Yuuka Kazami's laser from Lotus Land Story
.
Marisa stealing Yuucuck's precious Master Spark and Yuuka not being able to do anything about it because she's weak!

>>45332609
Indeed
Marisa doesn't stand a chance with the other girls

>>45332572
>Not doing a very good job of hiding it screeching about muh trannies everywhere, polfag

Go back to pol and take your shitty baseless "muh tranny" slop with you there, ze!

>>45332640
>Yuuka not being able to do anything about it
more like Yuuka not caring because Marisa's version doesn't come close to hers in strength, size, or power
Yuuka was capable of duplicating herself and firing it twice with the same power without any fancy magic tools while Marisa needs a special mini-furnace to do it

>>45332695
I Don't Care! Yuuka is ugly, irrelevant, doesn't even have a hat and is just a PC98 leftover shitty character! Marisa has a huge hat that asserts her dominance over everyone setting their gaze upon her!

Dominating this witch and there’s nothing she can do to escape

>>45332726
Other than breaking free from that extremely flimsy looking tape...

Alice loves Marisa, anyways, and vice versa! She would never!
Rather, Alimari!

>>45332740
Marisa defencefag is a yurinigger, color me shocked. Almost like it goes hand in hand with femdom and ball busting kinks

>>45331055
no offense, but i really doubt alice is going to help, i had to deal with her stalking me for a month straight just because i called her pretty and the only reason she stopped is because i put shovels all around my house, is there anyone else that can help here?
>>45332740
what does calamari have to do with this?

Besides, Alice is a massive sadist. No-one would enjoy bullying the witch more than her. She only pretends to care for Marisa so she can lure her in and trap her, just like the lost men in the woods. If anything Alice will save something really special for Marisa and more twisted than anything those lost men suffered.

>>45332720
more like a huge hat to compensate for the tiny amount of positive male role models in her life

>>45332349
Marisa would definitely be into spanking.

>>45332814
She’s getting it if likes it or not. This is just the warm up for Yukari to spank her raw

>>45332843
>"C'mon, you stupid old bitch! Gimme more! Is that all you've got?!"
>"WHAT THE /FUCK/ DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!"
>Yukari rams her fist into Marisa's right cheek.
>"AaaoOAOoaOaoaH~~! HAAARDER! YEEES!~!

>>45332720
You mind saying that again?
I want you to remember exactly why your face is gonna be made into a sunflower.

>>45334636
>However, despite her strength, she appears to move quite slowly in all of her appearances - both as a boss, slowly drifting across the screen in Lotus Land Story, as well as when she's playable - her movement speed is the slowest of all characters. On the other hand, she can move quite fast when using her ability of turning into a ball of light.

I'd just brisk walk and watch her pant like a dog trying to catch up!

Yuriniggers have ruined Masorisa...

Not letting witch out your sight while she cleans up her mess

>>45340538
Don’t worry! Just continue! I didn’t mean to ruin masorisa!

at least we still have original cuck marisa who's body can't arouse anyone

Laughing at the witch as she hip smashes a katana

>>45342460
And succeeds! TrueMoo is dead!

>>45249107
late and this anon probably isnt here but sauce? curious

>>45304219
as if /jp/ anon wasnt already a manlet

One morning, planning a daring dawn surprises raid to bully the witch you sneak into Marisa's house. You don't know exactly what you're even planning do but as you creep into her bedroom to find her fast asleep you have a blank cheque to do almost anything you like before she comes to her senses. But you look around for a while and take the surroundings in and your thoughts change. You stop thinking about bullying the witch and realise you actually pity her. Around her, the house is a complete mess of mostly junk and objects that look like she 'borrowed' them at some point never to return them. Everything is disorganised and the house almost feels run-down and poorly maintained. This is what she gave up a comfortable life in the village for, living like this? Her house is a growing pile of junk and stolen good and no-one ever seems to visit her so-called 'shop' that you saw advertised in the Tengu paper once. You focus on her mini-hakkero and a grimorie nestled underneath it and think is this really all she has to live for? Considering her surroundings it's unlikely a mere mortal human like her will live a very long life, perhaps the one thing that bulliest her most is her lifestyle and her mortality. It feels almost impossible to match that so you decide to leave and not do anything to the sleeping witch. Although just as you put a hand on the doorknob, a thought flashes across your mind; what if you decided to 'borrow' something from the witch instead of bully her? You tip-toe across the room and gently slip her hat free and put it on. It's a tight fit but it feels warm and cosy. You quietly leave and head back off into the early morning sun, now the proud owner of a black witch hat you 'borrowed' from Marisa.

>>45317187
>>45317230
>>45317291
>>45316955
>>45305572
Maricuck, her being short and her being inferior to Reimu...she really is the Bejita of this story.

>>45343754
Removing a 2hu's headwear is one of the worst things you can do, she can die from this
So I guess when she figures out it was you she'll be ecstatic

Nah, Smack her fat ass instead.

>>45343754
fake and gay
i would not be able to enter her house or even reach it on dawn
and i would definitely snug myself into her bed

>>45353232
*smack*

>>45353232
*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap*

Giving the witch poison mushrooms and laughing at the aftermath

>>45367524
The witch is immune to poison mushrooms, silly secondary faggot!

>>45367524
Leaving venomous animals in her house! It's so full of trash you could hide spiders, snakes and even a komodo dragon in there!

>>45367552
She's not immune to a good spanking from her master though

>>45367591
Its so full of trash that the aimals get lost and die before they attack her!

>>45367722
She’d love it! Remember she’s a masochist now!

>>45367743
Tying Marisa up and forcing her to watch while you clean her house up would probably be one of the most potent ways of bullying her in existence.

>>45367743
Why would they die? If it's so full of trash then that means nearly infinite amounts of food, at least for the smaller ones.

>>45367891
Probably get squashed to death under falling piles of junk.

Beating Marisa with books until she learns to stop 'borrowing' them.

>>45382268
Until you get master sparked! Patchouli can only last a couple hits before she coughs a lung up!

Forcing the witch into a non-consensual yuri arc

There should really be more Yukari bullying Marisa considering she's the one that will likely end up exterminating Marisa someday if she ever goes full youkai magician.

>>45383045
Yukari loves Marisa! Marisa fought Yukari in PCB and won anyways, so she's stronger!
Marisa doesn't need to become a youkai magician anyways! She's stronger than everyone in Gensokyo!

>>45383719
I'll write her.

Trip the witch up near a frozen lake and watch the inevitable happen

>>45392860
Can't she swim though?

>>45400875
Not if she hits her head on the way down

>>45400896
She can just make a whirlpool by casting air. She'll be fine.

>>45400875
Anon, did you ever try to swim during winter?

>>45383002
Least derange act of Yukari

>>45382268
Once with every book.

>>45422414
Anon that would kill her

>>45429461
She loves the pain

>>45431269
I think Marisa needs therapy

>>45439181
Best we can do is the rape.

>>45439529
Please do not rape the 'risa!

>>45447054
Fine!
We will forcefully make her eat cake instead!

>>45447417
happy birthday!

>>45447417
When the cake runs out we can always move onto bread

>>45332652
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?

>>45450398
Just let her eat cake.

She's gonna have a break soon.

we can execute THE FINAL BULLYING by not replying anymore to this thread and never letting it fully hit bump limit before being archived

>>45474905
Get bullied.

>>45474929
How could you?
You just took away the life support of an innocent thread

no more bully

>>45475023
Not until this thread dies for good

>>45474951
310th reply doesn't bump the thread, so >>45474905 did.

she stole my fumo for bulling her.

>>45475815
I knew Marisa was short but I didn't think she was that short

>>45304219
muggings are illegal anon

>>45475032
It's almost like there's enough demand here continue it into another thread, if not make it a new general

Move thread and continue the witch abuse >>>45477714

>>45476018
she used magic

>>45476018
They do make really huge fumos.