/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45302741
Yes and I'm not a schizo, I want to protect this thread from subhumans. At least Mick can be recognized, this faggot hide in the thread and all of you don't do anything to call him out. He should be dox until he KYS

Kill yourselves for flooding the board with shit threads just to bump off your old shitty general

>>45302776
Take your meds schizo.

>>45302788
You are no better than holoniggers

What I would give to marry a horse girl. But I’m still loyal to my snake wife.

This new thread, is a new start, Tuesday will be a great day KeK, no
>>45302801
>>45302776
Can you explain what happened? I don't see in the catalog spam threads and we where on page 10 if I remember well.

The new girl seems... okay.

>>45302822
He seems to think we're responsible for all these threads that were made around the same time like this board isn't constantly filled with single post 2hu threads all the time https://files.catbox.moe/e92265.PNG

>>45302833
Honestly I would be concerned if I ever looked at the catalog and there weren't a bunch of driveby 2hu posts there.

>>45302833
I don't get it, he's mad that single post 2hu threads are getting replace by other single post 2hu threads? Excluding us and kancolle, just seems like an average /jp/ threads.

>>45302848
Exactly that's part of this board's charm and I missed it when the hololive spam was more frequent before /vt/

omg people who cares? Instead...
>Post Cute Dorks
>Talk about them.
Lion Birb is being very cute here. I wouldn't even be mad that she spent a half a paycheck on a giant ball of yarn.

>>45302873
It's actually very easy to steal treasure from a griffon because they're easy to distract with puzzles

another anon that got ELF'D

Digestive fluids erotic

>>45302895
>feed me, Seymour

God I love botany

>>45302909
>>45302903
>>45302895
>You got my point I’m gonna drain your balls!

>be sad
>Drink
>Imagine wife reaction
>Feel better
>Start cooking
What would you cook to your waifu on a Tuesday? Personally burger are on the menu

>>45302973
I'm making calzones tonight.

>>45302895
You just fucking know that MGE "digestive fluids" would translate to "dissolves clothes and induces extreme arousal"

Dragon newt thighs

>>45303014
with parmigiano ?

>>45303031

>>45303045
Assuming the store isn't out of it again, yes.

>>45303053
Nice, if you can't use parmigiano, use old cantal anon. Mousegirls would love it.

>>45303068
edgy elves

>>45303071
You want edgy elves

>>45303080
I don't like them because of there personality BUT I would be friends with them since we share the same interests (BDSM, not on the receiving hand).

>>45303046
I want this but with a fake 'childhood friend' who ages with me.

>>45302973
Meat loaf

It's not the size of the hoard, but the heart of the broad.

>>45302973
Taco Tuesday or DEATH.

>>45303112
SHOG LOAF TOO?
>>45303129
Made by your own hands (or wife's hands)?

We shall henceforth be together forevermore

>>45303142
I can do tacos. I even have a bunch of new hot sauces from a friend. Man, I SHOULD do tacos. I was just saying it for the meme, but I could go for tacos.

>>45303146
her favortite cheeses, NOW?

>>45303168
Do it and enjoy it, anon.

>>45303146
Made for anal destruction.

How long until the next new girl? First one I've been excited about in years.

>>45303202
True but let her sleep first.

>>45303188
Made for vaginal reproduction.

>>45303214
Carnivore plants are scary, I won't enjoy this news profile but I'm happy to see anons excited about it.

Is it wrong to be kinda into healing given that it necessitates a tragedy? Pic semi-related I'm actually thinking about elves.

You guys remembered to sign up for feed-a-succubus, right?
You want to help out down-on-their-luck semen demons, right?
https://twitter.com/topopopokoko/status/1726870761280098602/photo/1

>>45302833
Its telltale when someone does it cause its not just one off 2hu posts but instead they're copy pasted threads from the archive

>>45303214
Just go and look at the leaks

>>45303248
In my opinion, no since I'm into it (as the one being healed) too. but your pic spooked me. I hope that Bloodborne anon (the nice one, not the cringe fanfic) is doing well, haven't seen him in a long time.

>>45303225
My wife is a venus flytrap alraune ghoul so I'm really interested to see KC's take. Like will they be rooted to the soil still?

>>45303271
Are those on patreon?

>>45303280
I hope no,that the big mistake with Matango, it makes them a bad end.

>>45303280
>Like will they be rooted to the soil still?
Not mentioned. So presumably it's the same as alraune.

>>45303273
We have a bloodborne anon? Based.
>Ywn gently separate your cainhurst ghostfu's wrists, reminding her that her bindings are no longer there, only spectres.
>Ywn pick her head up after it 'fell off' onto your lap only for her to protest, saying she's more comfortable there.
>Ywn dace with her in the frigid, snowswept and unlit ballrooms as you help her recall the nobility she once embodied
>Ywn have her playfully turn her banshee powers against you to pin you in place for some light teasing, only for one of those smug little servant shit faggots to snipe you with a dart that sends your ghostfu into a breeding frenzy.

>>45303316
yes, he wrote a nice little fic mixing MGE and bloodborne on A4O but I didn't saw him again after. Wiat, I'm going to search for it.

>>45303333
>>45303316
This one, I like it https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115340014

>>45303271
What do you mean? Where? Kem party is not an option, because KC send it in dm

>>45303273
I’m still around been doing other things as of late, but I have been posting here once in awhile.

>>45303354
Nice to hear, anon. Hope things keep going well for you

>>45303214
what discord is this?

>>45303342
Been thinking if I should make a chapter of the Bloodmoon goddess finding love or create a new fanfic about speedster anon getting into a speed race with a cockatrice and ends up marrying her. Which yes I am the one behind the posts of a cockatrice and a speedster human falling for each other.

>>45303387
>Bloodmoon goddess finding love
Based
>Which yes I am the one behind the posts of a cockatrice and a speedster human falling for each other.
EXTREMELY BASED
anyway, do as you wish but the things from the woods must be fed.

>>45303342
The writing is rough, but it is unrepentantly based.
>>45303387
Hey, keep making happy BB endings, anon. power to you.

>>45303425
Exactly, I love it because it feels sincere and touches on a game I love

>>45303387
Stop answering to the french nigger. He used the same pics before

>Manticore and sandworm quietly celebrating about the new girl releasing

>>45303492
The vorefag rehabilitation squad grows by another member

>>45303417
Kill yourself faggot

Dolls. The Ultimate monstergirl. The Apex abstraction. THE fetish, the primus, the first work of human hands, the highest of eldritch truths, the living watching facsimile of our most primal instincts. The eeriest, the black mirror reflecting humanity, eyes abyssal pools to the darkest elements of our subconscious, locked away for our own good and sealed within the loving embrace of the Doll. Eternally yours.

Fuck dolls.

>>45303607
Kys surrender monkey

>>45303607
She's truly a beacon of light in bloodborne.

The nigger frog killed the thread. Ban him already.

>>45303707
>>45303622
>>45303533
>>45303435
fucking shut up already

>>45303723
Whiteflag is mad

>>45303751

We have already M*ck and now this. Grim.

Schmonster Scmirls

>we

>>45303817
Not the frog, but dude move on and quiet trying to bring up drama again in this new thread. It’s literally 6 in the fucking morning where I’m at, it’s too early for this shit.

*munch munch* shut the fuck up am eaiitg my cereal *munch crunch*

>>45303817
Yes the frog is a pest and should be dealt with
>>45303840
Look at him trying to get away.

>>45303871
It’s 1:50 pm in France the timelines don’t add up.

>>45303280
>Like will they be rooted to the soil still?

She does not seem to have roots at all, rather her hair is also curled vines from which the giant flytrap leaf grows. She uses it like a chair.

Shit's like a horny inbred version of /int/ with those pest frogs, schizo anti-frogs and schizo irishmen and whatnot
So... we're already 4mon /int/?

Letting schizos use the internet was a mistake.

>>45303374
probably the mge wik discord. They essentially own this place and anons just take it.

>>45303885
Let him cry in the void about our molten baguettes (who are eaten by >>45303862), he is just another attention whore (ironic I know).

>>45303902
>and anons just take it.
When the alternative is bowing down to retarded schizos like you and opening up to shitty settings with shitty fetishes, I'll take KC's inner circle of spergs any day.

>>45303917
hi, wikifag.

Breed evil girls

>>45303912
Kys already

>>45303902
Yeah, it's kind of funny how the wiki disc has really fucked up most of the English MGE places.
/monster/ was already fucked so they don't count

>>45303607
I will brush her hair. I will undress her, anywhere. Tell her to wear the teeniest tiniest bikini under a coat and go out into the park at night, have her show off that bikini under every other lamppost we come across, and as the night goes on slowly add vibrators, clamps, and other sex toys to the inside of her "dress" if you can call it that. I will have fun with my doll, however I want, and no amount of her being embarrassed or trying to appear emotionless will stop me.

>>45303931
I will breed the evil out of girls and we will only have good in my household

>>45303969
>Breed evil wife
>Now have an evil daughter
>Now have more evil in the house than when you started
Good going there Einstein

damn sis is he having a meltie

>>45303969
>you will breed the evil dragon
>you will breed the evil dragon's minions
>you will breed the evil dragon's hag aunt who she thinks needs to finally stop being single
>you will breed the evil dragon's maid
>the maid is not evil but you will breed her anyway

>>45304048
Breeding my "evil" dragon maid sounds really hot tho.

democracy for dragonia
down with deonora!

>>45304057
>Dragonia becomes a democratic nation
>And deonora gets elected again
>And again
>And again
>Give the poor dragon a break guys...

>>45304057
y-yeah, someone needs to finally go down with deonora!
>t. friendly random dragonia tour guide

>>45303254
>I forgot what sex is like
>appreciate it, thanks!
I can relate to this girl.

>>45303833
WUZ

>>45304155
Cats

any :D monsters?

>>45304192
Literally parasite slime

>>45304069
I wonder what's it like down there. Does she have a bush, is it scales instead of hair, or is it just smooth skin?

>>45304197
its scales most likely, not hairwhich would be better
>>45304196
would wurms fit the :D

>>45304197
Should be smooth skin, judging by the dragon's extra art.

>>45304205
>dragons and lizards have pubic scales
>birds have soft downy feathers
What other variations would there be?

>>45304212
they can make the modesty scales go away when it's sexy time. nothing is allowed to impede sex

>>45304251
Krampus and Satyrs have impenetrable forests of hair

>>45304263
You wish, it's all barbie doll smooth down there because jap autism

>>45304251
automatons have either cable pubes or synthetic hair
golems have moss

>>45304269
KC said that unless it ends up genuinely getting in the way, whether they remove it or not is basically down to their husband's preference

>>45304291
i get there's magic but all you need's a razor to handle or not handle that

Dragons are extremely unattractive. The only reason I save images of them is to remind the world of that fact

evil milk

>>45304319
>t.anon who wants dragons all to himself

Mad Phatter

>>45304319
>>45304331
Why does KC keep making his girls' monster parts look more and more like clothing? It was already bad before but somehow it's just gotten so much worse lately.

>>45304340
Disgusting I would never want one dragon let alone all of them. I'm simply trying to save my fellow man from the terrible fate of being dragoned

>>45304343
>tfw no mad hatter aunt fannie

>>45303316
What the FUCK is wrong with Yharnamites?
Y'know, I'd head the stories about them healin' red mana church this, monsterification that, but since the region's still a bit of a fringe tourism hotspot, I figured hey, it couldn't really be THAT bad, right?
And I mean, I've been around places before, it's not like this was my first rodeo. Just some bumfuck town tucked away in them mountains, big deal, I thought. So I got me some days off to see the sights and check out the famous landmarks and such, all fine an' all.
Well, I'll be just damned, the entire place is a fuckin' madhouse! From the moment my guide took me up there I figured something was a lil' odd, she was this spiffy lookin' hag, seemed to be lookin' at me all kinds of wrong, but y'know how it's like with these isolated folk, so I thought it was just nuthin' and I was bein' paranoid.
Turns out I wasn't, because these townsfolk go crazy around outsiders! Soon as I set foot on them streets, there's these local girls everywhere, like a proper goddamn mob. Them's all roundin' up around me and tryin' to feel me up, had my ass groped I don't know how many times, and I tell you, man, their arms are long and hairy like tarnation and I don't even know what's up with them, must be whatever they put on that red mana of theirs. Even the kobolds 'round the plaza were waggin' their tails at me and humpin' my legs and all.
I figured it was better to just book it to the tourist attractions an' wait for that mob to calm down, so I took the route down to Old Yharnam to see these old church ruins, but boy, it's even fuckin' worse down here. See, they've got these werewolves, really aggressive lil' girls, bunch of 'em wearin' these bedsheets I don't even know what for - I think they're diseased or somethin', apparently they got some kinda poison on their system that makes 'em real horny all the time. And then I, thinkin' that's the end of it all, start gettin' shot at by this fuckin' madwoman at the top of a tower of all things, appeared to be firing realm silver bullets from this goddamn machinegun, so I had to make my escape all the way down. Ran past some weird crowgirls, an' I thought those only lived 'round Zipangu, so I figure it must be some local variety of immigrants or somethin'.
Right now I'm finally sittin' near the ruins of their old "Church of the Good Chalice", but I'm loathe to just walk inside cuz I saw this weird lass loiterin' in there, she's this big ass lady with a red cape draped off the back, lookin' all kinds of sloppy, and I don't even know what to expect anymore, man.
Anyone else been in this hellhole town before? Is this just how the locals behave, all crazier than a bag o' rats, or did I walk in during some matin' season or what? I kept hearin' the locals mutter somethin' about a damn curse and whatnot, and now I don't even know how to get out from here. If anyone knows some relatives, or even acquaitances in this town, please tell me if there's even a single safe place 'round these here parts. It feels like I'm gonna start to go insane like this.

>>45304381
go away lyrilusc, i will nuke you with a citadel the moment i see a second bird

>>45304376
Local anon hospitalized after spending evening with aunt.
"I'd do it again!" he was quoted as saying.

>>45304360
It's because his art style becomes over complicated, so the monster parts start looking like decorations

>>45304443
a hospital trip well spent
also hatters wold be light since shrooms are not dense

>>45304466
>When she needs a custom seat to sit but is still light enough to carry

>>45302973
probably meatballs or something, im told im good at that

>>45304360
How so? The malef dragon's are basically a skimpier version of the original dragon's clothes/scales.

Sure she lacks the small scales on the skin of the original dragon, but beyond that I'm not seeing much difference. If anything the original dragon's feet look more like a pair of massive boots than the malef dragon's which are clearly simply her feet.

>>45303989
Theory of evil says there must always be more.

>>45304570
think he's nuts for the most part. phoenix was a little messy with the tassels resembling arms, maybe.

>>45302909
Maybe skid row ain't so bad

>>45303031
Crayon...

what if bunny mad hatter.....

>>45304635
The hat hides the ears until she's close enough to pounce on your dick

Int level10
Confidence level 99

>>45304588
As for man eater, she's entirely naked save for flytrap leaves that grow down her shoulders to somewhat resemble sleeves.

On that note, her body produces liquid that dissolves clothes and armor. She might be a girl that literally can't wear most clothes, depending on how much control she has over producing that liquid. Course, she can cover herself up in that massive flytrap she sits on.

>>45304644
and imagine the ass and thighs on her
would be glorious

>>45304655
Oh great, we are starting this song and dance again.
Go away, bad faith poster.

>>45302833
>>45302854
I don't see any point in doing this because usually the post count exceeds double the bump limit when /mgt/ thread expires and the last one didn't even reach half of the image limit. Maybe if it was a shitposter in a hurry to vandalize the OP, but this one looks pretty normal.
>>45303260
Yeah, it's easy to tell.

>>45304670
Meds

Why is he obssessed with the wiki?
Is he mad his edits didn't get approved?

>>45304381
Land harpy

>>45304744
Wikifag didn't accept his scribbles into the gallery and it spiraled from there.

>>45304744
Wikifag started hanging around with bunkerfags and most importantly, the baph waifufags who schizo mick is insanely jealous about and that was enough to make him his (yet another) nemesis

Has the new mg been leaked yet? Or is it still just the inner circle

Elfy-welfy.

I love this harpy, almost makes me wish I was American so I could stuff her.

sis not this guy again -rizz

>>45304770
It's out on the patreon dms now I think.

Pay up, gaijin

>>45304794
Mm--hopefully it shows up on kem party or something soon, I'm curious about this one

i desire to have sex with a chubby bottom heavy neet monster

>>45304820
kemono party cannot upload dms because it's on life support and they can no longer fix the broken parts of the importer.

>>45304783
Bird feet in high heels?

>>45304754
Despite her impressive size, the American Turkey Harpy is capable of flight.

>>45304744
The inner circle doesn't allow for alternative interpretations on MGE to exist

>>45304838
I wish there was more art of that. I have no idea why this activates my neurons, but it does.

sis not these schizos… extremely negative rizz. He’s having a meltie again

>>45304845
Maybe a flight of stairs if she's allowed to take a break halfway up.

ive always liked the idea of a jungle filled with all sorts of lewd plant girls and monster girls. its mainly the plant girls im interested in, though. the whole concept of a pitcher plant is hot, but i also love the whole aphrodisiac nectar thing. imagine being lost in a jungle then all of a sudden being uncontrollably horny, collapsing, then waking up in a pool of nectar with a plant girl holding you against herself.

>>45304832
well thats frustrating

any other options, or is it just waiting for the official release/leak here

unemployed meltie

>>45304883
Pay five bucks and also leak it here for others?

>>45304881
oh and also mushroom girls. the spores thing is nice, like what the mantango (cant spell that shit) girl does, just without the whole becoming a mushroom thing. itd be preferable to be left rutting between her legs for as long as i live while shes all smug about me being so weak.

pay up lil sis

>>45304832
>it's on life support
Why? Is it just a money question?

>>45304926
They have no devs working on it. So yes and no.

>>45304932
>They have no devs working on it.
Well that just raises even more questions

>>45304744
He didn't put his scribbles in.
These types are like a magnet to settings like MGE because we are all failed males by society's standard. I have noticed in the recent years, that most people who write or draw are just getting further and further away for a reason, because its easier to not deal with them.
I feel like we have more and more m*ck types who are mostly these early 20's who recently discovered the setting, and 4chan alltogether. They never have the encyclopedia dramatica, lurk or hide powerlevel phase, but they want validation. Even the way they type just reeks from newfag-syndrome. The "antis" who are against them are these weird internet crusaders who analize everything you do and take shit out of context.
Mind you none of these actually like MGE. Just like their attention starved brain, they want drama because that is their glue to the community. It really reminds me of streamer fandom, but now KC and the setting is the streamer or some shit. Its so fucking weird.
>Grrr streamer didn't read my dono! I FUCKING HATE HIM NOW! I'll post about it to make everyone associated with him and the setting bad!
It's 1:1 the same exact shit, same exact behavior. That typical childish, feminine rage. I only wish they didn't discover this place, and made it their home.
What a disaster.

>>45304876
You joke, but you're going to end up with fat harpy ass coming at you from the air.

>>45304961
Meh, I'll hear her mobility paraglider and walk away at a brisk pace. https://files.catbox.moe/czqu5q.png

>>45304926
>>45304945
The people who run the site are just not very bright. Their idea of promoting the site was to announce themselves on Twitter and basically tell artists "Haha we're pirating your stuff".

hello thread, i hit 1000 words on my story today :)

>Give a holstaur a bouquet of flowers
>She's super excited and thanks you
>She eats them in front of you
>With a mouthful and petals falling out, "how did you know hydrangeas were my favorite, anon?"

>>45305032
They say the best way to a gal's her through her four stomachs.

>>45305031
Nice!

monsters for final epic duels in a raging thunderstorm

>>45305031
Congrats, Anon

>>45305032
Honestly? As long as she enjoys them it's fine. What's funnier is giving a goat a can of juice and watching her enjoy a drink and a snack.

>>45305031
Those poor words, what did they deserve to get punched by you anon?
Writefairy is pleased, but concerned at your violent tendencies.

monsters for clowning on when the want an epic duel in a raging thunderstorm
sallies
lims
lizzies
amazons

>>45305032
>take wine gote out on a date
>go to a fancy restaurant
>she starts absentmindedly nibbling on the plant decorations due to being nervous
>you want to stop her but she is too cute

>>45305032
Well now I need to try her milk to see if it has effected the taste.

Not asking for a leak or anything.

But those who are in the know, the new girl is some type of fly-trap plant girl?
What's her disposition? Aggressive, calm, bold, mischievous?

>>45305074
Raiju. Those dumb chuuni nev

>>45305074
Who would an amazon want to have an epic duel with? Fighting a man is unlikely to be her idea of epic.

>>45305106
her fated rival from the order tribe
or something

>>45305029
Realistically the only reason the site still exists at all is the fact that nobody they pirate shit from has the corporate lobbying clout to just get their domain seized by law enforcement.

>>45305098
Ferocious and clingy.

>>45305098
She's got a thing for physical contact, and is excited to just be hugging or holding onto her husband.

>>45305098
Its jabberwock wearing a coat of green paint

>>45302745

>>45305230
hebis are such expressive characters

>>45305230
>Playing card game with hebi
>Manage to win one over on her
>She gets pouty and asks how I won
>"Oh it's how you play this game. I cheated."

It's been a week since hebi chained me to the bathroom pipe. I can't eat any more of her cookies. send help.

Don't look up.

>>45305277
Welp, guess it's squishing time.

>>45305270
Hebi can fix you anon.

>>45305342
>>>/trash/ is that way

lil sis it’s that guy who talks to himself. Stinky and negative rizz

let’s ignore the schizo having a meltie

>>45305388
I swear oni just aren't what they once were after taking up firearms.

>>45305086
to be fair, they did put the centerpiece and drinks down at the same time thanks to a mixup after cleaning the table, how was she supposed to know?

>>45305377
>>45305390
How in the fuck can you try to talk down anyone here while speaking like a retarded zoomer, I swear this thread is just layers upon layers of irony and retardation

>>45305445
This thread is autism manifest and wurm mentality.

>>45305195
Aw, that sounds nice.

lil sis he’s having a meltie again and he’s talking to me. Negative rizz let’s ignore him

>>45305445
I can't even tell if it's ironic anymore.

>>45305445
I need strongthick kots.
Doesn't even need to be a chesh or jinko.
A werecat, sphinx, or nekomata are fine.

>>45305469
Don't insult wurms like that.

Get baby trapped nerd!

>>45305536
Wurm's Int is too low to cast spells but her Faith is so high she casts miracles instead

>>45305547
Wurm doesn't need Int, she can just go Charisma and level into sorcerer.

>>45305547
so she is a priest/tank build?

>>45305547
>>45305555
>Adventurer wurm goes out to stop the big, scary Order from hurting her friends
>Believes everyone she meets is her friend
>Even Paladins tremble beneath her big, innocent doe eyes and happy smile
>Single-handedly topples a small kingdom with the magic of friendship

>>45305547
>tries to throw simple flame ball spell
>Int so low it doesn't wor but such high fai it turns into a holy ball of flame incantation, which is way stronger
>is known as one of the only holy wurms

wurms are truly the most dangerous of monsters, they don't even need to harm you to hurt you

>>45305641
A wurm would never hurt or harm you, anon.

>>45305624
>THIS IS MY FAMILIAR, THE IGNIS!
>it's actually a Seraph

>>45305545
oh no?

I have ants in my hands. Feel bad.

>>45305650
but those eyes when i tell her she cant eat the shiny rock (it was a massive emerald), it hurt my very soul

>>45305547
Is it that, or is it because she's maxed out STR?

Because when you max out strength, your basic attacks get an element buff, depending on which affinity you were born with. Doesn't matter if you have a big fat 0 in all the magical and intelligence categories. For wurms, typically either earth or fire affinity. So her punches at max STR get either buffed with fire, potentially setting targets on fire for prolonged fire damage, or buffed with earth causing her damage potential to skyrocket and ignore armor.

>>45305676
>max out strength
>your punches create heat through friction with the air
This is the power of battle shounen logic. By which I mean SCIENCE

>>45305651
>Shes real grumpy and fussy but plays along with the wurm
>Its not because the wurm is so cute in her faith , i-idiot

Are we a bunch of NEET craving for something else?

>>45305652

What kind of cruel monster could hurt a cute wurm? They're like yetis, sweet and innocent. The gods themselves would smite such an evil person.

>>45305445
Yeah, the brainrot is really starting to set in

>>45305694
>neet
No.

>>45305696
Even the chief goddess can’t help but love the cute dummies

>>45305694
>NEET
No? I've got a job and a good life. I just think monster girls are sexy

>>45305609
I want to hear more about the adventures of this good girl

>>45305694
I wish I were a neet still but no.

>>45305694
I go to university. I study them books.

So a bunch of salarymen instead.

>>45305724
ding ding

>Cheating on your hebi wife with a black harpy

>>45305709
It all began long ago, when she really wanted a pie. Then she found one on a windowsill, so she realized she's a wizard who can make things appear with the power of her spells.
Then an angel began following her around to let her know she's a sinner for stealing a pie, but the Wurm assumed she was her new familiar, thereby proving she's a wizard.
Or so the bardsongs sing.

>>45305732
You're here too, Don Hector?

>>45305739
kek

>>45305734
Wow she's wide.

>>45305724
Yes
Prime Pyrow bait

>>45305694
I'm craving for neets

>>45305724
Look, the idea of my job just having a bunch of hot monster girls that aren't bitches is just nice, okay?

>>45305748
These are large creatures, anon.

>>45305757
I can see that.

>>45305753
>bitches
please dont be specieist against canines like that. The Doberman-breed Kobold door guard and the Anubis middle manager all have enough stress on the job already.
Instead may I introduce you to a nice team-building exercise that reduces stress instead?

>>45305763
>>45305757
Imagine that wurm butt…

krampus gote wife and kid kids

>>45305764
>Werewolf team member
>Anubis middle manager
>Kobold door guard
>Say the word "bitch" in a derogatory maner ones
>HR forces you to take sensitivity training with them
How many hours do I need to spend with them? I want to get back to work so I can go home.

>>45305694
I'm a neet, and I fucking love it.

>>45304057
>t. Deonora since she’s too busy running a kingdom to find a husband

what happens if i sell myself on dragonbook market place?

>>45305804
>sensitivity training
That’s just being forced to headpat and belly rub the “bitches” for days on end

>an adventurous Ryu hears tales of a land where dragons are held prisoner
>notices a quest posted to save the dragons who have been captured and are being tortured
>rounds up all of her Hebis as well as her Ochimusha cousin and her retainers
>they set off to liberate those poor dragons from the hell they are trapped in
>a month later they arrive
>the "land" in question is a huge house
>no guards are around so they bust through the door and prepare their strongest spells
>stop dead still just inside the doorway shocked by the sight before their eyes
>I am reclining on a massive couch while a Malef, Wyvern, Dragon and Wurm nuzzle their heads against me
>all four are so heavily pregnant they look like they're due any minute now
>give the newcomers a smile and make a twirling motion with my right hand
>then return to rubbing the bellies of my wives in anticipation of the arrival of more cute daughterus
>a dozen dragon daughters leap from the shadows and quickly subdue the infiltrators
>by the end of the month, the Ryu is coiled up in the wife pile helping to dote on my new daughterus while I rub her belly wondering aloud how soon I will see my first Ryu daughter born
>Ochimusha and her retainers have joined the, returned from vacation, Dragonewts and Lizardmen defending our home
>Hebis are busy building a shrine for my Ryu wife
>I pause from pampering my wives for a moment to pen a letter to the adventurer's guild and hand it to my most trusted Dragonewt
>she nods and heads for the next destination
>Wonderland
>soon we shall welcome a new wife into our home
>immediately distracted from the cuddle pile by the sight of daughterus rushing into the room to show off their new shrine maiden outfits
>nearly die from cute overload

God, I love dragons. I want one of each.

>>45305844
Bought by dragonian tourism bureau to be trained as a human tour guide.

>>45305849
>Three girls
>Only two hands
Might as well put him in a torture chamber

>>45305862
He’s got feet doesn’t he headpat her with your foot.

>>45305862
He can run his face on the third one

>>45305873
Now that's just demeaning, one girl forced to not get proper headpats and have to instead settle for his foot. May as well put HER in the torture chamber

it is now time to write about an anger fish mermaid yandere

>>45305883
>anger fish
i meant angler fish but honestly an angerfish sounds fun

>>45305876
That just gives me the mental image of a OL werewolf with heart pupils rubbing herself against anon while he's petting the other two

>>45305886
All of them have heart shaped pupils. Even anon.

>>45305907
>"Hey anon, Do you have that report I as--"
>"..."
>"I'll just... leave you guys to it"

>>45305862
That just means he's powerless to resist the licks of the third one. Everyone is happy.

>>45305907
when an anon has been heart-eyed, he has truely surrendered.

So uuh, when we gonna get the new girl leaked onto here, prolly near the end of the thread's life cycle?

>>45305933
Fuck off wikifag

>>45305862
you've two legs, let one of them hump them.

>>45305936
stfu, like you don't wanna see the new girl shown off like everyone else here, fool.

>>45305960
I've already seen her. Finding leaks isn't too hard when you know where to look.

>>45305967
You are full of shit, she's not leaked on any of the monster girl threads or kemono. Now begone and stop shitting up the thread with nonsense.

>>45305967
So where should I look anon?

>>45305936
this aint him

>>45305985
Well it ain't me.
It ain't me.

>>45305984
Berceuse it's the easiest answer that also won't get any website into trubbel: go ask people on discord. A lot of monster girl discord exist where it's freely shared.

>>45306007
I'm not joining a monster girl discord. The people there are even worse than the people here.

>>45306023
Fair.

>>45306007
Don't know any except of wiki and redux. Any examples?

>using new girl release to shill your shitcord server
Well I gotta say that's new at least

which girls fit the cute dummy mold like wurms do?

>>45306007
can i get an example/link, ya know how LITTLE that narrows it down with how many of those servers there are?

>>45306052
Ancient evil girls. They've been locked up so long they can't help but be cute dummies.

>>45306052
I'm sure you can find stupid women across most species.

>>45306007
You could just post it here and that's it. I think the last one earned about 10 dmcas for the thread.

>>45306058
rthat just means they are outta touch

>>45305936
>"Hello, fellow kids."
>"Got any leaks for me?"
>"Perhaps in places beyond this thread?"

>>45306052
Vampires

>>45306138
how, they are old

>>45305856
Are you a dragon farmer.

>>45306052
Kobolds.

Nothing is more dangerous than a Cheshire Spellcaster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8M

>>45306171
How does she even get those cloths on must be a bitch to put on.

I want to get targeted by some JK monster girls because I have a huge quantity of essence. I'm just asking for it walking around like a fucking whore of a man wafting that scent around and not pumping it into a monster girl. I need to be corrected.

>>45305721
I would love going to a mamano university. It would be far more interesting than anything in real life

>>45306146
Old hags can be cute

Inseminating hag eggs

>>45305885
>"i wouldnt go over there if i were you"
>"why not?"
>"anger fish live there"
>"dont you mean angler fish?
>"n-nope. anger fish."
>"hah. whatever man. those dont exist"
>anon takes one step into anger fish territory
>in a flash an aquatic monster snaps out of the water and grabs him
>anon was never heard from again
>but rumors started popping up not long after of pleasured moans and angry grunts coming from deep below the lake's surface...

>>45306182
She is a shapeshifter along with being a witch, she most likely teleports into them, or greases her self up real good.

>>45306205
>catfish mermaid makes "nya" sounds

fucking slave get your ass back here

>>45306042
Anon flee with no discord links. Pathetic.

>>45306196
buut how can they be a dummy tho?

>>45306042
discord gg/9y36s8Ud3d

Chesh smells of kot piss.
Stinky chesh gets a bath.

>>45306271
I know that's the wiki discord link without even having to check, you obsessed irish fuck

>>45306252
>me 8 seconds after telling a Lilim that her fan fiction is kind of not very good

can someone explain the mick lore to me? whats his gripe with discord and the wiki?

>>45306201
>tfw no tall older kiki maid that just decides that you are her master
>ywn molest her and fuck her for "training" when "you get a gf"
>it never happens and you have a happy family with the older kiki

Mick & Wiki The Quest for Kenko Crosses' Attention - only on nintendo wii.

>>45306292
It's not important and he doesn't deserve any attention beyond being told to fuck off, and even that is too much.

>>45306307
got it, wont ask again

>>45306167
>"Whosha big dumb cuddly idiot?!"
>"I am!"
You just can't dislike them.

>>45306321
Finally, I hope mommy bought me those tendies I asked for

>>45306252
Slavery is immoral

>>45306299
I love the idea of using a hag monster as a sexual plaything but marrying and impregnating her later anyways

>>45306337
haha immoral more like lim oral

>>45306337
God approved of it

>>45306337
Not if it's through a consensual contract by a top and their bottom

>>45306338
>I love the idea of using a hag monster as a girlfriend but marrying and impregnating her later anyways
Okay?

DRAGONNEWT ANAL

>>45306271
fuck that noise, better to simply leak the new girl here in the threads

>>45306364
the thing is, its supposed to not be permanent but you both know its a lie but you still play the game cause it is fun.
also it kinda would be hot to see the stoned faced stern kiki slowly turn more and more lewd each day
first day, the maid doesn't show any skin aside from her face, then tomorrow her skirt is now 3 inches shorter....

been trying to draw this stupid batcat's stupid retarded paw for 2 days now, can someone come to my house and do it? whatever I do it looks like a frog's hand

>>45306433
>Id: 7686498
>Posted: 2022-09-09 23:21:03

>>45306454
no I meant a different batcat I'm drawing, just posted this one, because she's cute and her paws look as if someone with actual skill drew them

All liches are evil!
>hasty generalization
I'm here on a quest from the Chief GOD!
>appeal to authority
Your reign of terror ends here MONSTER!!
>ad hominem

>>45306433
dynamic hands by burnes hogsworth
then study paws of animals

>>45306469
>ancient evil learns about human society through internet debate bros

>>45306469
liches are just crazy catladies that turned undead and now raise the dead to be their adoptive daugthers

>>45306467
Fucking post that one then.

>>45306474
I'll check out the book, but this particular manticore (picrel) has these weird paw/hand hybrids and I don't want to draw them offmodel

>>45306483
it's not done yet, no peeking

>>45306497
art fairy thinks your a coward.

>>45305658
You'd feel good with ants in your pants.

>>45306520
that sly little hussy won't make me waste image limit on half done sketches

Will the based anon from last time leak the new mg again?

>>45306479
Wordcel lich took the humanities instead of magical STEM in necromancy college and now uses her blasphemous spells to drive men mad (annoy heroes with circular arguments and logic traps until they leave on their own)

>>45306534
Was previous one, taiusi, leaked yet?

>>45306551
Fatter.

>>45306574
It was.

You can defeat hags in hagville by saying they are simply not haggy enough

>>45306185
>be tired mid-30s office worker
>eating at a diner after a hard day of work
>suddenly a group of gyaru jk monster girls come in and start loudly having a good time on the other side
>eventually one of them notices you by your lonesome and comes over
>starts chatting you up and playfully teasing you, asks you how experienced you are, how many girlfriends you've had, etc.
>after she's had enough of bullying you she just throws you on top of the table and rides your cock right there while her friends watch and compliment your "performance"

>>45306591
all i do is juust start sniffling in the cold

>>45306337
God I remember that one slave story bob wrote years ago. Everything you could possibly dislike about mg settings all in one disgusting package. Genuinely upsetting to read that shit.

>>45306586
Pic or text also?

>>45306551
What's the mathematics major of magic school?

Reminder that all the spam about leaks and discord is schizo mick samefagging, he does this every time a new girl is released. Hope he doesn't take care of his blood pressure and dies out of pure butthurt sooner rather than later.

Throw pies at monsters to humiliate them!

>>45306637
Not all the leak requests are him, i myself just woke up so simply missed any leaks from the never seen previous thread.

>>45306639
some would take it as a challenge

>>45306675
>>>45306253 >>45306271
Wurm would just be happy that all her friends are giving her pie

>>45306599
>showing weakness to hags
Anon the point is to defeat them, not get instant loss'd

I'm safe from high ranking monsters because I scrub dishes for a living

>>45306725
>how to get adopted and turned into a househusband speedrun

>>45302745
I love tomoe

>>45306733
I'm in the kitchen, they'll never see me

>>45306715
but it be cold

>>45306624
I think it was pic only. Or maybe I just don't remember the text

>>45306751
They can smell you

>>45306778
>anon promptly disappeared into a sweater, never to be seen again.

>>45306551
Mana tanks not nearly big enough

>>45306784
pretty sure that's the beef chilli with jalapenos, sour cream, salsa and guacamole they're smelling

Never smile at a crocodile.

>>45306597
I'd like some variety in my JKs. Not just gyaru. Ideally an ojou-sama who "protects" me from the other girls, a pair of gyaru cousins, a tsundere and a kuudere who are both far too honest about my flaws.

>>45306802
>just distract monsters with food

>>45306802
>sour cream
>in chili

Excuse me while I projectile vomit.

>>45306848
hey I'm not the chef but I swear it works

>>45306805
Every crocodile girl I've seen has been cute though. I'm not sure I can resist.

From the maker of weird kiki
weird troll

>>45306874
Cute. Are the shrooms good for you?

>>45306805
Kaptain K. Rool.

>the ugly fat hag monster wants to age regress me into a literal kid
>the cute pear shaped loli monster wants to age progress me into a badass white haired ojisan with big muscles for her to cling to
Yeah, I'm thinking the Sabbath wins again, I know which one I'm choosing.

>>45306874
Don't call her werd, she just needs to do photosynthesis.

This fox looks like she would be a fine addition to my court.

bump limit's been reached, that means the new girl can be leaked for our viewing pleasure, plz with mana-infused demon cherries on top?

>>45306927
you don't have to be addicted to fomo. it'll still be around whether you see it today or a month from now

>>45302745

>>45306939
... the fuck's a "tomo"?

>>45306952
"fear of missing out". one of those psychological techniques corporations like to manipulate to get you to buy stuff, for instance.

Give me two monsters who would make an unorthodox, but excellent pair.
For example, pyrow and gremlin would make a great pair. Gremlin is a crazy scientist who needs invention tested, and pyrow is a curious airhead. Think Dexter’s lab or having a relationship kind of like doc brown and Marty.

>>45306963
Ryu and Wurm.

>>45306980
when they dress up in each others clothes nobody can tell the difference

>>45306963
Wurm and lich

>>45306962
aaah, imma dumbass thinking that f was a t lol. if the new girl was leaked in the previous thread, can you link it then?

>>45306534
I'm not, do it yourself.
> based anon
lmao, sure.

>>45306980
>>45306982
Why?
Explain your wurm

>>45306997
No

>>45307006
:(