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>>45421136
Cute spod to sit on your table and eat your ramen

why /jp/ love so much this spider

>>45421157
she a cute

>>45421136
Fat...

>>45421184
just because her clothes are baggy doesn't mean she's fat!

>>45421136

why the fanarts dont show her :3 face

>>45421157
Spiders are friends, especially cute ones like her.

>>45421309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fph7VdlSuUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNG8Ac3Zz8g
they're really pretty spiders

>>45421136
I fucking love spiders, they're the cutest retards around. They have these huge cephalothoraxes asses, and look all strong and firm, but are squishy to the touch; and the hydraulics of their movements is ingenious. I could watch a spider moving for hours and not get tired of it, especially if it's one that has a more pronounced navigation by touching pattern, they just swing their front legs like spaghetti arms, and I imagine them saying 'ooooh, what the hell is this? Lemme touch it'; it's even better if they're true spiders, because the sheer weight of their body on your hand is enough to thrill your entire body. So many web patterns and colorings, too; golden silk orb weavers are insanely beautiful to spot in the wild
man, spiders are super cool.

>>45422463
hello, KMSanon

>>45422492
nope, that's the HSE anon who writes Chen as totally spider obsessed

>>45422497
he is chen

>>45422501
>>45422497
good evening. Appreciate your spiders!
>>45422492
if anything, I did write a tribute to Yams in the HSE

>>45421360
beautiful videos! But careful around Yams and her family: her species is lethally cute when trying to portray aggression…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGIsYg4XRU

>>45421225

>>45422547
Typing this from the afterlife, it was so worth it.

Yamame gets all the fanfics.

>>45422923
and why that's a good thing!

>>45422683
lucky bastard!!
though, funnily, the general venom of the argiope genus tree is kinda therapeutic. It's lethal for their prey as it enacts paralysis, but for humans is almost pleasant—but don't go around getting bitten. Your dick will fall off.

I usually let spiders live since I dislike the things they eat more than them. Once there was one living in a little corner right above where my computer was and I left it alone. One day it dropped a wrapped up bug on my keyboard. That was nice of it.

>>45422961
very nice of you, Anon!
>One day it dropped a wrapped up bug on my keyboard
anon, she was asking you in marriage…

>>45422680
i cant believe tene was outpranked.

Massive spooder saggers

>>45425760
full of silk by the way, which will be used to spread SEX pheromones.

>>45425885
>>45425760
Imagine pulling soft silk out of her tits.

>>45427499
hot

imagine getting a scarf from yamame and when you ask where she got the materials she gives you this look

What the spider doin'?

>>45427573
Should be more like this, blushing face and averting eyes while still liking the thought.

Huge, glamorous Yams or petite, loli Yammy?

>>45428498
the more bodacious, the better!

>>45428498
The same way I like my other touhous.
Mature, but significantly less busty than everyone else seems to like them...

>>45428498
I like her very tiny.

spider tits too big

>>45428498
Both are fine, aswell as huge petite yamame and oppai loli yamame. Yamame is great in all sizes.

>>45428498
normal height and soft enough for never-ending cuddles
an okay (I.E perfect) chest but not massive

>>45428498
not too big yamames

>>45428621
tiny yamame is also cute

Surprisingly moderate answers. What gives?

>>45444061
Yammy lovers are well adjusted and not cumbrained morons it seems

>>45444061
anons understand the biological limitations of a spider's body and choose to respect and appreciate its ingenious beauty adorned on such limitations rather than malform it to fit their tastes.

>>45444061
Too rare of a 'hu to attract bad actors and spoder sex is already odd enough that people who like her don't need it to be any freakier than it already is

>>45444061
yamfags love the spood for her and not for her massive tits

>>45453129
Really? Why do you love her then?

>>45453192
Begone, cumbrain

>>45453223
Can't answer the question, huh.

I mean, I like the Yam primarily for her body (plump blonde with her hair tied up in a prim bun, plus a modest dress that fires up a man's imagination? Yes, please), but that didn't stop me writing an overlong story all about her finding purpose and love.

Also, I made some Yam porn today, but it's managed to tempt me into writing an accompanying short, so I'm holding on to it for now.

>>45459599
>I
>made

>>45422961
"You eat like SHIT and it shows. Here, some proper food.*

>>45459959
damn, I wish I had a nice spider looking after me

>>45422961
Are you sure it wasn't a bug it already ate? Could have been the spider telling you to take out the trash.

I hipe everybody here is reading Yam's fic as it unfolds at kirisame magic shop threads.

>>45472995
How many times could Yamame have kissed you in your sleep without you realizing?

>>45473843
The average Human Village man statistically kisses around 144 spiders in his sleep throughout his life.

>>45422961
I used to have a large black spider, about the size of my palm living in the corner of the room, she was a good girl so I let her be even if she spooked me sometimes when she left her web. Her kids are still around somewhere, just out of sight. I used to let the door open so bugs could fly in so she had a chance to feed.

>>45478992
>Her kids are still around somewhere, just out of sight.
Uuhh... anon, how did the spider get pregnant in the first place?

>>45473866
Is this individual spiders or the same spider multiple times?

>>45479139
No comment, one of her kids lived behind my couch for a good while in a little crook, funny enough like 3 inches from where I'd always extend my arm. I like to believe he's a boy and he was hanging out with me, he vanished too after awhile.

>>45478992
interesting! Very good of you to not kill her, Anon! Most house spiders are either harmless or pose very little threat to human beings, though with every spider there are exceptions. And with the little description, it was probably a Giant House Spider (Eratigena atrica, since the household name is so lame), a funnel weaver that can reach almost 19 centimeters and builds its webs in corners. The females, I mean.
>>45479271
probably a boy indeed if he began wandering after reaching adulthood. Very cool of you for hanging with him, hope you didn't show him some Yams pics, or he'll live forever unsatisfied…

>>45480300
>19 centimeters
The web or the spider itself?

>>45480300
Yeah that seems about the right size, though I couldn't say for certain. I don't remember any defining features of them and them being funnel weavers seems about right given how they made their webs

>>45480351
>centimeters
wrote wrong, sorri. It's almost 19 MILLImeters in body-size
always spell check, boys…

>>45480385
Good thing it wasn't actually inches... house would be lost to spiders by now

>>45480422
if she was indeed 19 centimeters in body and 45 in leg size, there'd be ample space for petting.

>>45480359
>though I couldn't say for certain
it's okay, what matters is that you let it live. Be prepared to climb that rope to heaven, Anon. And don't kick those who follow. That'd be a jerk move.

>>45479184
It is the same spider most of the time. Very rarely will one of her sisters attempt the same as a sort of dare or coming-of-age feat.

Also, do keep in mind that statistics are statistics. It doesn't mean that every villager has been kissed by a cute spider in their sleep, just that it happens a lot - especially when she takes a liking to a particular one.

>>45481271
So the statistic is skewed by one guy who gets kissed by spiders thousands of times.

Drew her a few months ago. Cute underratedhu

>>45485338
Neat

I may be stalled on the written part for a bit, so what the heck, have one of those Yam lewds I m*de the other day and don't die, thread.

https://files.catbox.moe/f1ehxo.jpg

>>45481524
You think they take turns? Inject the guy with a paralytic toxin so he can't move and then smooch him one after the other?

>>45496400
>I
>m*de

>>45496400
>I
>IN THE SKY, GAZING FAR INTO THE NIGHT~

>>45496400
>I
>I
>I
>I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
I WAS HIT BY SOMETHING LAST NIGHT IN MY SLEEP

>>45496400
I think they'd have to do multiple loads of toxins to get through all of the sisters
Problem is, by the time you get through them all, they'd want a second go, and then that'd be your lot in life. Take care, everyone. Spider smooches are no joke.

>>45496640
Why don't they get another guy? It'd be infinitely more efficient to spread the kisses around.

>>45496640
Imagine if they forgot to reapply toxins and you regained bodily control, how scary!

>>45496400
>I
>AM ALL OF ME

>>45485338
cool drawing anon, youre pretty good

>>45428498
Like this: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/20681399

>>45501364
Most spiders are skittish and timid, so if the poor guy suddenly kicked, they'd probably all go flying into the corners of the room or halfway down the street. This would then wake up other people, and then the urban legend of the spider night parade would begin to spread

>>45504770
>Most spiders are skittish and timid
Pedipalps typed this post.

>>45505221
that's racism. Anon is being honest there. Spider are very trustworthy if you give them a chance. Maybe even try kissing the underside of their cephalothoraxes, it'll make them all giddy and do a little dance.
please don't attempt that if the opportunity arises, it was a joke.

>>45496555
>>45496556
>>45496625
>>45501463
Please keep ritualposting in /v/.

>>45519726
A well travelled spider. Does she hitch rides in strangers' cars?

>>45511095
Three of those are mocking the first anon.

>>45519780
She hides under their plates and steals them when she gets off.

>>45520242
very crafty

>>45520242
Devious! As expected of a youkai.

why /jp/ love so much this spider

>>45526218
as Anon here said >>45422463
>"spiders are very cool"

>>45526218
Oddly enough I have a huge repulsion for most insects but spiders much less so, enough that I'm willing to let them be so long as they don't crawl somewhere inconvenient.

>>45526218
Two prolific fics that romance her written by local /jp/sies. I.e. propaganda.

>>45530619
it's not our fault that the spood is winning the propaganda war
maybe you need to write a fic for your favourite 2hu

>>45530619
Don't deny it
your instincts tell you Yam is prime wife material

>>45530619
Just the truth.

>>45530619
Which two?

>>45537191
KMS and HSE though the latter has only a few Yamame chapters, where in the first she's a major character

>>45537361
>HSE
lol no

>>45537506
what is the other one, then? I want to read it

>>45537361
Yamame in HSE was included as a nod to KMS and she has a few chapters where she talks to Chen. It's far from a Yamame fic.

/jp/ liked Yamame since the doujin where she fucks the dude dying from leprosy

>>45537549
The real other prolific Yams fic is Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods, though strictly speaking, it's not a /jp/ original but a THP fic

>>45537586
ah, I see, thanks for the clarification!

>>45530693
I cannot...

>>45537361
No one cares about that shit show

>>45542957
I do

>>45542957
I assume you are talking about HSE because the KMS one is great.

>>45542969
I meant it as in it doesn’t affect anything outside of its (containment) thread, baka kun…

>>45542986
I do believe that's exactly what you meant

remember to take good care of your spider!
>check her environment
>check water -- spiders sometimes like to throw things there for funsies
>check for signs of molting. If she's molting, DO NOT disturb her! That can end pretty badly
>give her a nice, tasty snack after inspection~

>>45543007
Wait, now I don’t get what you mean

>>45543038
What's a good snack to give to a sexy blond spider?

>>45543038
I've been spending half of the day watching videos of tarantulas putting piles of dirt in their water bowls for literally no reason

>>45543053
normally a live mealworm, waxworm, or maybe even a SUPERWORM if you love her dearly!
Put it about 20~ cm away from where she is so she can "hunt" it or just put it in the entrance of their little dens if they're true spiders, it's incredibly funny the way they're all there, still as hell, doing nothing, and the very next moment spring fast as hell into action to pick the worm.
Can get your heart pumping just how speedy these girls are!

>>45543055
tarantulas burrow downwards since their bodies are so heavy, so the water dish can be interpreted by them as a sign of a downpour of some kind and, to stop it from eventually flooding their houses, they put substrate or dirt on it.
literally just spider autism.
Alongside is the explanation that they don't like water
hopefully yams likes to take regular baths…

>>45543048
Don't worry, this is conversation between at least 4 anons and I have no idea either

Cute

>>45551260
bump spoder...

>>45551509
Bumping the uglies with Yamamamame...

>>45551662
Anon is now full of eggs....

>>45551708
the spider-obsessed lunatic in this thread will be at your house within the hour to educate you fully on what actually happens when spiders mate

>>45551727
i'd put my love-coated pedipalp in her epigyne if you know what i mean

>>45551733
Makes me wonder
does Yams have a pair of epigynum or only one? If she has a pair, then that means you may need to breed her twice for a successful impregnation
Be sure to train your stamina a lot before attempting it with your Yams, Anon!

>>45551802
what is she saying in the pic

>>45551895
>"I'll give birth to many healthy babies!"
very cute!
Predictions range up to 192 beautiful little ones!

>>45551923
Loose vagina.

>>45556574
it's a lot of little eggs, not one big one

>>45556604
Vagina is used thousands of times

This lewd spider keeps coming into my room dressed like this!

>>45562626
It's a mating dance, Anon. You know what to do.

but Anons, 8 legs

>>45565998
>he doesn't want to be leg-locked by 8 cute, chitin-plated and protein concentrated legs
shameful the men of today…

Well?
Would you?

>>45573931
Would i what? You did not finish what you where writing.

>>45573931
I would a spider.

does she moult?

>>45573968
We all moult here.

>>45573931
yam is an icon of fertility
of course I would, I would until there are a dozen extra yams

>>45574449
What are you gonna do with a dozen extra yams? Can you even handle one?

>>45583981
Big Yam helps a lot with the small ones.

the spood's thread shall survive christmas

>>45421136
Get out of my food you bitch

>>45601701
She's taking just a bit, Anon. Sharing with the Yams is important. Don't you have Christmas spirit?

Christmas Yammy!

>>45603006
So cute!

>>45603006
Isn't it a little big for her?

>>45603060
Her tiny babies are sleeping in there in their spider form

>>45603060
Spoders are strong for their size.

>>45612834
That's why they have to eat up you know!
All that lifting and muscle takes up energy!

>>45612894
The bean baddie has been neutralised! I thank our spooder for ridding us of this natto menace!

>>45612965
Spiders truly are the protectors of humans.

>>45618269
amen

I'd like to see an edit of this with Yamame.

>>45618824

>>45619050
Excellent.

Careful!

>>45623783
Wah!

I have never been a huge Yamame or spider fan, but she's growing on me.

>>45632570
nice!

>>45632570
That's fine. Spiders rarely make a good first impression.

>>45632570
So will the mark she leaves on you after biting you.

>>45643917
don't worry, spiders only bite if threatened! Anon will be mighty fine if he treats the Yams with utmost care and love her dearly!

>>45643917
she's a sweetheart, you have to try really hard to make her bite you on purpose

Friend to everyone

Don't let her crawl past page 10.

>>45670876
what would happen if she managed to do it?

Yes? Is there something wrong with her outfit?

>>45421136
>hey, i know what that is! that's one of those nerd cartoons. you still watch cartoons?
"fuck yeah i do, they're cute as shit bro."
>yo dude, i don't think you should still be watch-
"i don't think you heard me bro, i said they're cute as shit. when's the last time you had something cute in your life, bro?"
>nah, I'm not in to that kind of-
"i bet you like dicks"
>what? dude are you gay?
"see you didn't listen to me again, how can i be gay if you're the one who likes dicks?"
>what the fu-
"because dicks aren't cute at all, and you don't like cute shit, see where I'm going with this?"
>man you're fucking ridiculous
"bro, I'm not ridiculous at all, cause i got cute shit in my life. you ever had a puppy?"
>what does that have to do with-
"look at all those rapists and murders in jail. do you think any of them had anything cute like puppies and cartoons in their life?"
>first I'm gay, now im a rapist and murderer because i don't watch cartoons?
"sounds like you got some shit to sort out in your soul, bro"
>whatever, you're fuckin' weird as shit, man

>>45675349
Need to be pink.

Just a taste, fairies are reborn anyway.

>>45671169
She'd be too hard to find.

>>45675900
This goes hard with the art from artists that draws a lot of male trap porn

>>45421136
why /jp/ love so much this spider

>>45421157
>>45526218
>>45699429

She should stop hiding on page 10, someone might accidentally step on her.

>>45709849
Yamame's threads never last long. It's real shameful for a spider.

>>45709879
it's very good, actually. Seclusion is one of the best ways a spider can survive her environment and hunt prey, that's why you find a lot them beneath cardboard boxes; hidden corners and so on
so be happy Yams has a safe spot like page 10 for her to hide!

>>45716656
g-guys...
... there's a spider on her head

>>45716725
Think she'll let you pet it?

>>45726054
no, doubtful; it must be take your child to work day and that's her kiddo in spoder form

>>45726208
Aww. Maybe I can shake Yamame's daughter's hand instead.

>>45736230
What would Yamame's daughter be like? And most importantly, who's the father and is he bulletproof? Knifeproof? Is he in the habit of wearing protective clothing to work? Where does he work and at what times does he come home?

>>45736257
I would not risk messing with Yamame's husband.

>>45699429
>>45421157
>>45526218
huh?

>>45736257
what are you planning to do to her father, anon? you wouldn't want yammy's daughter to grow up without a dad, would you?

10th of January is Yamame day. What kind of Yamame lewds would you like to see?

>>45754897
>10th of January is Yamame day.
That's nice. Is there a pun there?
>What kind of Yamame lewds would you like to see?
Not AI.

>>45754910
>is there a pun there
1(i)10(to)=糸 (Thread)
>Not AI
I'm okay with AIAnon because he puts effort into it, but not the novel AI guys generating shit thoughtlessly

>>45754897
handholding

>>45421136

>>45754983
that's very cruel...

>>45754910
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
>>45754939
You brought this upon yourself.

>>45755056
Yeah, poor little spider shouldn't feel bad for not living up to Yamame.

>>45761282
my wife...
nice work man though her right hand thumb could be a little bigger and the fingers of her left hand look slightly short
I really like the shade of her hair, I think it's much more pleasant than making it a brighter yellow

>>45769094
Hands are black magic. I refuse to study their dark secrets.
Actually, the left hand was traced straight from a photo of a woman's hand in the same position. Seems you can't even trust reality with these gross things.

>>45421147
Cute spider.

Always trying to be sneaky

>>45791360
She made those bedsheets, didn't she? You're going to get webbed!

>>45791360
W-What are the tissues for? Am I going to get sick?

>>45791418
She'll make you lovesick

>>45791655
does that give you a runny nose?

>>45791722
In a manner of speaking, yes.

>>45791722
Fluids will be gushing from all orifices!

>>45791809
Oh no. Did she turn back into a spider?

>>45791809
wh-why is this so erotic

>>45792205
Imagining her naked behind you?

Winter spood
Stay warm yammers!

>>45808008
There's a cute Yamam hibernating in the corner of a window at my workplace. She's been there since at least November and hasn't moved since it got really cold. I hope she'll wake up once the weather gets warm again!

>>45808017
Sleep tight Yammy.

>>45421189
Too lewd

>>45823727
Yam is just showing you how healthy she is

*SMACK*

>>45831983
Anon, don't smack her ass like that! She's a sensitive lady.

>>45832383
Just a way to show appreciation.

fuck those unknown motherfuckers
with a ten foot pole they couldn't touch us

Why can't arachnophobes be honest and say outright they want to fuck spiders?

>>45846450
it's hotter that way

>>45846471
Cease your mind games!

>>45846450
I'm an arachnophobe and I want to fuck Yamame as long as she doesn't web me.

>>45851711
I love her face here

>>45851726

>>45851711
>>45851802
spiderpillows

>>45851721
it won't hurt, Anon. I swear!

>>45860208
Sorry I just really can't stand the feeling. Cotton balls and that sort of loose strands of fibre shit just makes my skin crawl. It's like nails on chalkboard. So that's why I really, really hate spiderwebs.

>>45860222
Understandable, the Yams won't force you into something you're not comfortable with; that's a tengu thing

>>45851863

>>45870666
Yamame-san, please, stop sending me lewd selfies. I'm already having trouble focusing at work, and my dopamine receptors are ruined.

>>45870678
No deal. The only way you can stop this is by jumping into her web.

>>45761282
KMS's good ending...

>>45886941
Only ending.

>>45421136
>>45890220
Yamame when she's done eating those noodles.

Yamame's cult following is surprising but I also fell into her web.

>>45899690
That might be partly my fault. Sorry!

This spider is a pervert.

>>45907146
Bigger spoods eat littler ones, it is known.

>>45907146
wtf anon blue board

>>45907199
It's just silk! It's only protein! I mean, it's all natural!

it's valentines day soon
what will you be buying your spood

>>45907341
This is fucking natural! *unzips dick*

>>45918606
doesn't that hurt anon? I think you should see a doctor.

>>45918572
Coffee liqueur of course.

>>45918572
I'll catch a nice, fat fly for her.

It's all fun and games until they enter your ear

>>45936517
At least spiders entering people's mouths is just a myth.

>>45944531
It's a classic misreading. You see what they meant is that those earth spiders with be coming into your mouth at night.

>>45944621
Yammy Yammy

>>45944621
>>45946056
Those spiders are just too naughty.

>>45880418
Bold of Yam to outright ask humans to feed themselves to her

>>45880418
Yamama Kurodani...

>>45953575
What are you talking about? She's just making sure you're comfortable...

>>45961031
she got some weird scribbles on her breasts

We still need an answer, how many kids does she spawn?

>>45974271
See >>45551923 or you can try verifying.

>>45974271
Warning: Yamame's species only lays one egg per insemination. When you hear about her hatching a couple hundred eggs... poor guy.

>>45980517
doesnt she also eat the husband after copulation?

>>45982037
Spider fact: most spiders do not actually eat the male after sex. It's very ingrained into pop culture but it happens way less often than you'd think. What commonly gets mistaken for the female spider eating the male is the male spider bringing a gift (such as a webbed fly) as a mating gift that the female doesn't like and she chooses to attack him. Spiders which almost always eat the male are very rare and usually named widow spiders because they're unusual for it. The most common result in the spider world is usually that the male manages to get away alive, if the female likes him enough not to attack on sight. Some spiders even live in large family-based colonies, which happens near where I live and that's mostly why I know it, if you cut down an old tree there's an excellent chance you'll accidentally bust open a hundred+ palm-sized spiders' house and they run everywhere (unpleasant because they mistake humans for other trees. Twenty or more big hairy spoods come running up your leg and into every pocket or nook or cranny you have is a uniquely unpleasant experience even for someone who likes spiders).
One of the ways to tell whether or not a female spider is likely to eat the male is actually by checking out the relative spider size. Spiders which do habitually eat the males usually have the female several times the size of the male, when the male is closer to the size of the female it becomes extremely improbable that the female will eat the male. Since Yamame is roughly the size of a normal human woman, that makes it pretty unlikely, though given youkai legends around the tsuchigumo and jorogumo you can't really rule out her being a much larger spider merely pretending to be a beautiful young woman to rape/feed off lonely men.

>>45983195
>unpleasant because they mistake humans for other trees. Twenty or more big hairy spoods come running up your leg and into every pocket or nook or cranny you have is a uniquely unpleasant experience even for someone who likes spiders
So... it could be assumed that if you were to have kids with Yamame the kids would be rather likely to try and always climb on you and even try to hide under your shirt?

I had a dream where my place was invaded by hundreds of tiny white spiders. They both webbed all over the place and could jump, it was unnerving.

>>45983195
A possibility given that she's a youkai, but I don't think Yams has it in her. The danger she poses is more in her power over diseases, and she doesn't seem like she has ambition fitting the tsuchigumo myths. Though it would be wise to still bring with you a meal to share regardless.

>>45983195
>big hairy spoods come running up your leg and into every pocket or nook or cranny you have
Naughty!

>>45983470
Did you coom?

>>45983470
I just got back from a trip to Central America. Certain places are filled with these babes, absolutely gorgeous.
I would have asked her to join me on the plane back, but I can't afford another ticket and the security found my pack of homemade mint tea so I wouldn't want to be caught with tropical animals in my pack.

>>45999904
beautiful, banana spiders are so fucking cool man!
if that's one, you can never be so sure…
I'm jelly as hell here...
>I would have asked her to join me on the plane back, but I can't afford another ticket and the security found my pack of homemade mint tea so I wouldn't want to be caught with tropical animals in my pack.
wise choice, they don't like traveling by plane because it gives them motion sickness...

>>45999904
You are a menace bringing these giant spiders back to our land.

>>46002163
He is a FRIEND bring back giant FRIENDS to our lands. Spiders are FRIENDS.

>>46002236

>>46002236

>>46002679
What a nice spooder!

>>46003177
Which one?

why /jp/ love so much this spider

>>46002679
I would keep it and cherish it

>>46013438
friend

>>46013495
Fool! You didn't notice it had only six legs! It was a tarantula hawk in disguise and now it's laid eggs in every one of your spooder friends!

>>46014205
But... but why would Yammy betray me like this?

Surely she would never... right?

>>46014245
She wanted the competition gone. That's what happens when you court a youkai spider.

>>45421189
I think the background of this image is really really nice, I would just fucking love to visit this cave and cuddle yamame in it. It looks like such a comfy and beautiful cave to be in and maybe even live in.

>>46014867
careful not to have CO2 poisoning during that cuddle time. It looks like a really deep underground cave, and while Yams is adapted to such environment, you could die if you are not careful. Be safe for her!

>>46014922
anon, I'm pretty sure that's sunlight in the background

>>46015023
huh, truth. My bad, it looked like marble at first
so that means an afternoon with no worries with the Yams! Enjoy!

>>46015053
There's still the Yams to worry about though.

>>46015023
I mean it does look like marble, so I'm really not sure

>>46014922
I'm sure Yammy would take me out of the cave if she saw I was starting to lose my breath... right?

>>46014245
That Yammy looks like she really wants me to jump in the web...

>>46015878
will you take her offer?

I never realised how extreme the size difference between male and female orb weavers is until I saw this video (that's the male sitting on the female's abdomen)

>>46023691
it's very interesting, and the reasons can be boiled to main three that are really quite sad
>the female must be big to bear all the eggs and defend them
>the male must be small so it can prowl nature searching for a mate safely and faster
>and if necessary, the male will also serve as food for the female -- much more common within species with those size dynamics
a-at the very least Yams is normal-sized when compared to a human and you, as a human, can provide food by other means! Be glad, Anons!

>>46023788
The only food i'll be providing will be smeared with my children.

>>46023788
I will serve her coffee infused liqueurs!

>>45983195
>Twenty or more big hairy spoods come running up your leg and into every pocket or nook or cranny you have
As someone who doesn't like spiders, this sounds like the most terrifying experience I can imagine.

>>46026923
Take my advice: absolutely stay away from floods. In face, stay about ten kilometres away from floods, that will keep you safe from the raining spiders.

>>46023691
Giant spiders fascinate me. These >>45999904 would often group up, net next to net. You'd expect them to drive each other away but there'd be half a dozen giant individuals filling out the space between two trees with their nets.

>>46041427
they're very antisocial creatures, meaning though contact is lacking; co-existence rarely leads to fighting, since no one disturbs the other. Interestingly, it also leads back to their feeding habits, where most orb-weavers must sit completely still on their webs while awaiting prey since, when one does get stuck on it, they'll sense and localize it through the waves rippling through the web.
fascinating creatures~

>>46015053
Her breasts are too big.

>>46047487
Too big for what?

Don't look at her funny.

>>46053582
I will deepthroat a banana in front of her to assert dominance.

>>46047508
For you

>>46053582
The more she makes a fuss over not eating a banana like it's a willy, the more someone is going to see it as her gobbling down a willy.
It's a variant of the Streisand effect that I call the Spodersand effect. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

>>46053587
very gay

the yams still sleeps with stuffed toys by the way

>>46061988
I'm the stuffed toy.

>>46068630
this world is full of injustice
I want my Yammy-knitted sweater and I want it NOW

>>46069886
100.000.000.000.000 Zimbabwean dollars, please.

>>46069886
I thought that's gonna be a scarf, but that's nice too.

>>46069901
I'd never really paid attention to this series before but your post made me have a look at it and now I have a fetish for kansai accent yamame

>>46070571
Everyone loves a good country bumpkin anon.
Everybody.

>>46070571
It is really nice 4koma series, even when it is just about artists own life with 2hu skin.

>>46070571
It's been so long since I read that comic that I don't know if I can catch up.

goodbye yammy thread
until the next time

>>46077680
it was a very fun thread

>>46077680
I opted to not kill a spider in my room because I was checking the yammer thread at the time, something positive came of its existence

>>46077877
Yamame taught Anon the power of friendship!

Goodnight Yamame.

night night, Yams!

>>46080613
I wish that was me.

>>46081129
It would be extremely loving.

>>46081322
For me... ;_;

>>46081412
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe,
Danmaku fighters fall into Old Hell's caverns, I watched laser beams glitter in the subterranian night near the fantastic blowhole.
All those moments will be lost, like silk in the wind.

Bye!