/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Here's a quick repost of everything from the contest.
>I'm not Murloc--I just like to make links easier to find.


>>>>Voting!<<<<
https://pollme.app/p/Wnp6kJUTAU


>>>>New Writers<<<<
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50865571

Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52306120

MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52690558/chapters/133277770

GTGuy - Condom Dealer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955


>>>>Returning writers<<<<
Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

DogFace - Bundled Up
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52664275/chapters/133212955

Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52238101/chapters/132138808

Legitwho – Heartfire
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Dothog – Not All That Glitters is a Scarab
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52709893

>>45736280
Is that a yellow slime? I’m going insaaaaaaneeeee aaaahhhh DMCANIGGER SAVE MEEEE AAAAHHHH

>>45736024
A silky bundle of joy! I would spend so much time hugging her.
>>45736239
In that order?

>>45736132
Pity the Whip Elf. Restraining him is possible a la >>45736231…but love juju needs mutual pleasure to kick the flywheel into action. Who else could put up with, execute, and *enjoy* the convoluted madness needed to make NTRman feel love? Crazy bdsm trickery and mindflaying are the roads to mutual satisfaction afaict.

>>45736291
lol, was about to repost this too. I'm not Murloc either, but the deadline for voting is midnight on January 8th, PST. You can try asking him for an extension if you need more time.

Tomorrow at midnight is the final day to vote! Here's a quick repost of everything from the contest.

====Voting!====
https://pollme.app/p/Wnp6kJUTAU


====New Writers====
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50865571

Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52306120

MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52690558/chapters/133277770

GTGuy - Condom Dealer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955


====Returning writers====
Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

DogFace - Bundled Up
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52664275/chapters/133212955

Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52238101/chapters/132138808

Legitwho – Heartfire
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Dothog – Not All That Glitters is a Scarab
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52709893

>>45736306
>In that order?
The director's cut order is also good, 2+3 at the same time and 1 afterwards.

>>45736362
43 years later

>>45736239
>Breed kej butt
Anon, you DO know that if you impregnate a mamono's butthole, she will ALWAYS give birth to a Chesh, right?
This is like 9th grade health class stuff.

>>45736393
Even slimes and cloaca grils?

>>45736405
Yes.

>>45736362
You can also employ 2 while doing 1 also, if you're feeling a bit daring.

Lim prison is truly torturous. They have the AUDACITY to lock you in a room with a soft bed and slowly do ONE lewd action to you each day to break down your will! Get this, yesterday? I got a kiss on the cheek. Day before that? A hug! Day before THAT??? Handholding! Can you fucking believe it! Handholding! With a mamono! The Chief God would spit on me in utter disgust for having experienced such PROFANE treatment!!!

>>45736411
>total lizard and birb extinction
Dubs say it’s true…

>>45736354
I just voted, but I wanted to say that I've read AND enjoyed most of these stories, and I broke at least 1 mental tie I had simply by voting for the story with the REDACTED in it, because I'm a sucker for REDACTED.

Also, BIG props to authors who put in mamono who don't get a ton of stories or love. Every mamono is somebody's favorite, after all.

>it's late and mantis wife is sleeping
>you get up for a quick snack, quietly slipping out of bed
>careful to watch that one creaky cabinet
>you open the fridge to get something to drink too
>huh, that's weird, the fridge usually doesn't make a tapping sound when it opens
>...
>uh oh
>the fridge door still illuminating the kitchen, you slowly turn around, hoping that who you expect to see isn't there
>two gleaming golden eyes peer back at you
>peer is maybe not the right word
>more like bore, as she is mere inches away from your face, unblinking and fully focused on you
>she's silent
>...
>.....
>.......
>"Uh, d-did I wake you up, dear?"
>she remains quiet, but a twitch of her antennae shows she's forming a response
>she's gonna ban those little cakes you love again isn't she
>"....may I have one?"

Post carnivorous plants

>>45736393
Oh? And who was your 9th grade health class teacher? A chesh? Don't be so naive.

>>45736393
Good thing you can't impregnate a butthole in the first place, memecats do more than enough reproducing already.

>>45736450
Never! They go against the natchural orduh! Man eats plant, ape doesn’t kill ape, and cats can’t dance! Hubris from the Overlord! There’ll be a reckoning, you mark my words!

>>45736441
…and I made it extra true! A moment of silence for the extinct cloacae, bros.

If you're out there, Mick, this story is for you!
>Be you.
>BEST CAT.
>That's right, the majestic Cait Sith, bane of cat abusers, unofficial mascot of many a furry convention.
>And you're currently buying groceries, waiting in line at the checkout.
>Behind you is a human child, no more than 3 years old.
>And he is *frustrating*
"Kitty!"
>"Anon, it's not polite to call a monster girl a kitty."
>Anon pulls gently on your tail.
>You can tell his hands are sticky, and try not to shudder as you pull your tail up and away from him.
"fwuffy."
>"Anon, you can't just touch people without permission."
>"Apologize to this woman!"
>Holding back a long, drawn-out sigh, you turn to look down on the child, doing your best to appear polite.
"Sowwy, kitty."
>"Anon!"
"Sowwy Mrs. Kitty."
>You're not married, but you also don't want to deal with this.
>"I'm sorry, ma'am, he's just on a cat kick right now. You know how it is."
>She gives a look that is at once apologetic and a touch hopeless.
>You can't resist.

>"Be careful, little one," you intone, "If you are mean to cats, then I'll have to snatch you and take you to the Cat Kingdom."
>"The Cat Kingdom is FULL OF CATS and you will play with those cats FOREVER!"
>Anon's eyes light up with a beatific smile.
"I WANT TO GO TO THE CAT KINGDOM!"
>Anon's mother stares daggers at you.
>You smugly turn back around and continue to wait as Anon's mom tries to explain the Cat Kingdom "is for grown-ups."

>>45736443
count the elipsis to discover a mantis inner feelings

>>45736464
Listen to me. Most mamonos want vaginal sex. Cheshires are NOTORIOUSLY weak to anal. And that's for a REASON. That's how all Chesh are conceived.

>>45736471
This is basic mamono biology. Do I need to get a haku to come over to your house and explain it with a blackboard and some colored chalk?

>>45736542
Mantis husbands are rumored to be able to hold a conversation with their wives only by watching their antennae/eye motions

>be Order missionary assigned to subverting a village of amazons and taming them, bringing them under the Order's banner
>every time all the able bodied hunter Amazons leave the village to go hunting in the jungles, I sneak in and start preaching to the children and youngling Amazons and all the elderly ones too old to do anything about it
>memorized the schedule in which the hunter Amazons come and go like the back of my hand
>slowly, but surely, the children are being subverted
>every time the hunter Amazons and adults return, the children are annoying and pressing them into adopting new ideas I've given them to make them more suitable to be Order subjects and the elderly ones go along with it because they just want to make the younglings happy
>the adult hunter amazons have no choice but to go along with it because they don't want to upset the younglings
>slowly introduce the young ones to worship of the Chief God and have them develop their way into bonafied Chief God worshipers starting from the "idols" I give them and command them to pray to
>eventually, I have completely subverted the village and upended the Amazons' culture
>I had my troops covertly provide them all they needed to apply the finishing touches in events I staged as trades with the savages
>they no longer go half naked as they did, now they all wear things like PANTS and SHIRTS and HATS
>they stopped using crude blades and mauls and now use HALBERDS and PIKES and MUSKETS like proper warriors and wear PLATE ARMOR and COATEES with SHAKOS and TRICORNS
>they now worship the Chief God in the church they've built in her honor and the clergy women wear long black robes like proper nuns and cover it up
>they now serve their food on platters and use utensils and raise the pinky when drinking tea, they no longer dine like savages
>they practice etiquette such as bowing and curtsy and replaced their mudhuts and stickhuts with buildings and replaced the rocks with actual beds
>instead of dancing like maniacs around a campfire, they now read LITERATURE and EDUCATE themselves
>soon lead my Order conquistadors into their village and greet them as fellow worshipers of Her Holiness and accept them under the banner of the Order
>they go along because their younger generation is firmly in my control now
Mwuahahahahaha. THIS is how you deal with Monsters. Not by brute force, you cannot beat them by brute force. Instead, we can win the cultural victory by sabotaging them. By feeding them propaganda from within. Now they are all Order subjects. Call it heresy if you will but it worked and it is effective. Now that I have conquered this tribe of Amazons I will bring the neighboring tribe of Ocelomehs under my roof the same way! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Who would be the loneliest, dorkiest monster?
I'm talking full on debating suicide to escape the pain tier, I must cuddle her until she smiles again.

>>45736640
>be order...
zzzz

>>45736673
Pretty canonically it's Miss Banshee. Maybe Miss Wisp, too.

>>45736640
>the amazons integrate their mating rituals into the order religion you've converted them to
>now the nuns amazons are amazon pressing your troops behind closed doors as a sacred act
>one of the amazons in plate armor and a morion walks up to you and says she wants to reward you for your priestly service in bringing all these new marriages to her village and making the people happy, proceeds to drag you to her bedroom and squeeze your dick between her thighs
>chief god seethes and has a meltdown at how you've inadvertently butchered her religion by adopting these literal jungle succubi pagans
>ocelomehs watching your antics from afar laughing smugly at how it turned out
Good job dude

>>45736688
The TL; DR of that story is just a bunch of Amazons raping a ton of Order military as soon as the missionary reports "success" in his subversion mission.

How and when can monsters plausibly lose in MGE?

>>45736673
Gremlin who can't create.
>Hit by inspiration once every six months, compared to the average gremlin's rate of once an hour
>Nervous and afraid of magical reactions, shakes too much to put things together
>When she manages to do it, nothing works as it should
>Not even in the fun mishap way. Hover chairs that immediately careen off and crash, milkers that malfunction with gears chewing up whatever's in them, things that just don't start
>Her room is full of blueprints that have been torn to shreds or otherwise abused after failures to make them
>Routinely debates taking Hel's Nostrum, because at least as a zombie, she wouldn't be able to think about how much of a mistake she is

>>45736775

>>45736673
Sleepgoat. Her drowsy stupid expression contains the angst of a billion unborn sons. She sleeps away the pain of her abortion of a life. Crawling in my skin, narcolepsy will never heal…

I went to chinatown and a Hakutaku there called me a gweilo and said they don't take kindly to my kind in chinatown. She told me, "We have ways deal with you."

Imagine an eldritch goddess kidnapping you and bringing you to her pleasure dimension

>>45736833
>and bringing you to her pleasure dimension
as long as i can still shit post

>>45736814
Snuggled to sleep until dopey smile corrected

>>45736775
When you have omnipotent power and also the power to solidify time to stop time travel and TRUE free will so you cannot be influenced by fate and even then you have to fight a level 1 goblin with reality warping powers like a god but at least you have a chance.

>>45736840
But of course

>>45736818
rape her and make her your bitch

are there any succs left?
i know they are in high demand, so any anons who see a single succ should immediately marry them... cause they're so rare and cool and awesome and you should marry one!
it's scarcity!
get your succ before they run out!

>>45736416
You'd definitely need both hands to brush and handle Kej hair. Maybe you could do it one-handed if she was a loli, with less hair in absolute terms and a smaller body.

I love white girls.

Egyptian monsters, can they be trusted?

>>45736777
Sounds like she needs a grease-stained art fairy in mechanic’s overalls who helps her with creative blocks to get her man

>>45736957
Yes, as long as you give headpats and petting. ALL Egyptian mamono love headpats and petting.
I know you're thinking, "But Anon, you don't mean ALL mamono, right? Surely Apophi and Pharoahs do not want their Anons to gently pat their heads and pet them in long, soothing strokes!"
Wrong. They love it.
As the old saying goes, "Touch the loli--do it slowly."

>>45736957
No, they will enslave you and force you to build pyramids and you will not be loved by them.

your mg when you have no pp left

PHARAOH
LET MY PENIS GO

>>45737042
We must riot

>>45736957
Yes, I worship them.

>>45736931
True. Using both hands really is the best way to get the most enjoyment out of it for the both of you. One handed brushing is too risky

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I am too racist for Desert Kingdom girls

>>45736957
>>45737008
>>45737042
>>45737054
>>45737061
I see the Tomb Kings finally got those "new beautiful golden bodies" they were promised by their necromancy cults and sectors.

Getting kissed by an apophis sounds awful.

How gruelling and awful it is to get french kissed by her snek tongue while she croons into your ear (which she thinks is so adorable and round) how precious you are.
Your legs and arms are tied to your sides by her all-encompassing tail, and you are lifted off your feet by 30ft of purple love.

The slender hand of the queen wraps around your head and gently guides you forward towards her waiting lips...
>Smooch
With one arm around your head and the other around the exposed part of your back, you can't escape her, nor would you want to.
Her tongue is forked and nimble. Its clever hisses normally reserved for weaving webs in diplomacy, or charming and hypnotising you with her silky speech. Yet, it is no less dominant in kissing, making sure you know that your mouth and taste belong to her

Her breathing becomes more rapid, and both her hands and tail become more probing, feeling you up like a toy. Finally, unable to hold back, she pulls away, a string of saliva and venom still connecting both of your lips.
You oblige her without words, offering your finger so she might corrupt your bloodstream once more. She leans towards your hand, only to duck under and sink her fangs into your neck. The last thing you remember is her lewd, fanged smile and a kiss on the forehead - then your vision goes purple.

>>45737061
kneading anubis toe beans and paw pads after she had a long day at work handling papers and standing at attention yelling at workers

>>45737067
Who did this image? Feel like I've seen this artist before

>>45737098
Yeah, sounds absolutely awful. I'll take your place so you don't have to suffer.

I have been practicing an evil form of magic that lets me steal the souls of innocent fellow humans to increase my own power. There are so many angry Wisps after me right now.

>>45737144
Well that was done by Latenight so of course you've seen that artist before.

Extremely tight monster cuddles

>>45737054
>>45737061
! !

>>45736957
Only the priestesses

>>45737212

>>45736957
You should trust the sphinxes, but I hear the anubi are pretty shifty

>>45737073
No, there can be only battlesex with the fish.

Big hags will sleep on top of you
It is your fate to be squished

>>45736957
They have some of the most delicious undead toasted to perfection

>>45736280
>>45736291
Hello! I finished my New Year fanart. Hope it will treat us all well.
Apologies to the guy that wanted me to draw my last breath. I couldn't figure out how to get to it.
I am most likely asleep now (asked a friend to post this), so I'll respond to your posts tommorrow, thank you for all responses.
BTW: Thank you to all who participated in the story contest.

>>45737265
thank god

>>45737269
Comfy hugs

Guys Nyarlathotep is after me.

>>45736765
Draenei are one of the few western designs I actually like. It's just a shame half of the art of them has horsecocks.

>>45737305
Can't hide from her, Nyanon.

>>45737265
a dream, honestly, being sandwiched between hagflesh and a soft bed sounds about the comfiest you could get short of being wrapped in yeti fur or a lamia tail. The milky tits and squishiness is just a bonus.

Fill in the blanks.

>tfw ywn be an evil mastermind and have a wurm as your assistant to your evil deeds
>all your evil ends up doing loads of good

>>45737321
Fuck off

>>45737098
Awful for sure. What a fate. Where can I find these purple sneks so I know where to avoid?

>Sitting together with my kej wife
>Behind her, brushing her hair
>It's very quiet and peaceful.
>Neither of us has anything to say, just enjoying the atmosphere
>She scoots a little closer to me
>Just keep brushing away, not thinking much of it
>Again, she inches closer
>About to say something considering how difficult it is to continue brushing
>But then I see her looking back at me with a smirk
>We enjoy a brief moment of tacit understanding
>Now she's so close that everything except my head is buried in an avalanche of silky hair
>...One hair job later..
>As she's "cleaning up" the hair starts to coil my body and tighten
>She leans against me, letting out little moans
>Take the opportunity to grope her
Just another fine evening of hair brushing!

I need therapy

ded hours

>>45737492
"Ugh... mhsihs Miihnflyyr? Houw ish shhish shupposed tu help me again? I jush wahned an opinin on how tu overcum mhy claushhrophobia."

Spinning fox.

>>45737705
is this how dumb foxes are?

You're all appreciating winter, right?

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

You're all appreciating winter, right?

>>45737713
No, this Tamamo is just.... She's decided to go the 'vapid' route.


>>45737795
I will when I get more snow.

>>45737415
Cute!

>>45737795
>>45737788
>>45737785
>>45737782
>>45737747
Could you stop using this thread as your dumping ground just because your /vg/ thread ran out of images or whatever?

>>45737840
Awww somebody needs a hug!

>>45737705
I want to steal this fox. I'm going to steal this fox.

>>45737269
Aww, this is cute! The little hats are adorable.

Monsters need to stop defeating human villains and archrivals by raping them. Stop propagating this "I can fix him" thing. We're BAD guys, you can't fix us when we like to do things like burn down your Monster villages.

>>45737840
I second this.

>>45737888
Anon- about to be fixed into a cute husband and live the rest of his long, happy life with his wife.

Focks

>>45737935
>>>/vg/
Chinese knockoffs aren't welcome.

>about done with Lim story, just need to figure out the ending and do some proofreading
>already want to start on the story I have planned for another Lim
>still have the Year of the Dragon one shots I want to prep for the Chinese New Year
>can't stop thinking about three other story ideas that keep jumping into my head at random

Even my dreams aren't safe. Instead of comfy dreams about a cute Lim wife and lots of cute Lim daughterus, I'm having dreams about my story ideas. Is this normal?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to think upon the breeds of weresheep and how they can be appropriately used in your bedroom.

>Move to MGC, lured by cheap rent and plentiful jobs
>Get into your new home and pass out from traveling
>Wake up with a mouth full of fluff and a fox sleeping on top of you
Always make sure to foxproof your home before anything else when moving into a new location

>>45737644
Make me into a squid, darling

>>45737269
Dragon? More like Dork-agon

I am going to catch myself a bird today, mark my words

I am the Chief God's demigod hero. I am her offspring created from dust and given life through her magic. I am the next step in human evolution, and I stand at the top of the pyramid of this world's pecking order. I have the strength to move mountains and shake the cosmos and my light can banish all darkness. My skin is pearly like marble, and my fists are golden. My body is bereft of flaws and imperfections. I could wrestle with and overcome the gods below that have turned their backs on heaven. My power is beyond mortal imagination. No Monster can defeat me. Not even you, LVL1 Slime tank, LVL1 Chimaera DPS, and LVL1 Demon Healer... I WILL destroy you foolish creatures that have formed a pitiful "party" in the hopes of felling me. Also, stop calling me a "raid boss", I am DIVINITY you curs. I am LVL 80! I stand above you! I have a ton of AOE attacks!

>>45738188
>Later that day...

>>45738192
>he said, moments before getting beaten by the cheese method and level drained into submission by weak lvl1 monsters
The Chief goddess keeps losing all her heroes the same way....

>>45738192
He sounds like he's weak to pussy.

I bet the Chief God is a tallflat tsundere who just needs a good session of gentle, loving, hand-holding missionary to come around. I'd have her sitting on my lap playing with my hair as the Mamono Lord arrived to finalize the breaking of the last barrier blocking mamono from having human sons.

>>45738198
It really is that easy... I hope

>>45738192
>>45738214
>>45738269
I swear to the Heavens. Order Heroes should start getting better gaming setups to have better fighting chances against monsters. The MGE world is a rpg video game setting right? In that case Order Heroes should just oughta get better gaming monitors that's at least 120HZ refresh rate, gaming mice with RGB and DPI settings and multiple programmable buttons. Mechanical keyboards with RGB, better gaming headsets with spacial audio so they can hear where sneaky monsters are coming from. And lastly; better gaming PCs with the latest or most modern Intel i7 or i9 processors or AMD Ryzen equivalents with Nvidia RTX 40 series or even last gen RTX 30 series and 16Gigs of Memory for enhanced gameplay experience and masterfully rendered graphics.

That way, heroes can start winning against monsters!

archaeologists have discovered an ancient alien artifact
at the press of a button it will create one (1) monster girl race, disperse it throughout the world, and then disintegrate
if you choose your favorite they'll never fuck you
which do you choose?

>>45737269
nice

>>45738352
Lim. I'm willing to sacrifice my happiness if it means that the world becomes a Mamono Realm. Imagine how peaceful it would be. Shame I'll never get one of those Lims as a wife.

I'm going to milk a dark knight, those dorks deserve it for wearing armor that does nothing but expose their tits front and center. Not my fault that their demon enchanted pasties are so easily peeled off by bare hands, should've opted for at least some kinda breastplate

>>45738352
Echidna or Lilim and they will take care of the rest.

>>45738380
>Shame I'll never get one of those Lims as a wife
Until the lilims and/or gods become powerful enough to break the curse and you're finally united with her.

>>45738352
echidna for sure
maybe a tiamat for flavor

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114993173
if you missed a few twitter scribbles okamura uploaded another batch of skyrim dragons

>>45738460
That would be nice.

The dragonewt are really baby hungry.

>>45738494
MGE is not a setting where genuine sacrifice would go unrewarded.

>>45738516
go on without me, i'll slow down this horde of ghouls

>>45738531
No demon! Take me instead~

>>45738551
I'll hold this Sahuagin back, go now!

Would

>>45738575
fuck off

Those foxes are up to somethnig

I have done so much to gain the favor of a fair Dragoness, even worked hard enough to help her grow her horde twice the size it was before and drive off Knights after her from her lair yet she still refuses to notice me or treat me like anything other than an unwanted helper whom she insults daily while telling me my work is not good enough.... I am done. I am done slaving away like a simpleton seeking the love of a subpar lizard. I will leave and never return to her lair again. May she enjoy centuries of loneliness. I will return to civilization and court a human woman as I should have all along. There are plenty of girls in my old town that would kill to have me.

Trying to build up my resistances to all things fox. Anyone got any tips?

>>45738606
>Find fox
>Shove face into tail

I'm off to bed. Here's hoping my dreams are of Lims and their cute tails. I want to tease a Lim by plastering hundreds of kisses all along her tail. I really want a Lim tail wrapped around my arm or my thigh or my waist or just draped across my body.

>>45738605
Monsters are averse to beta male orbiters anon, you should have seen that coming
Now you will settle for unfaithful human bar wenches while some chad knight who knows how to be assertive rails her on top of her horde riches you gave her like an idiot

>>45738575
>>45738581
NTA but also would

>>45738628
Ya cant argue with those curves

>>45738627
Fuck of with your ntr shit

>>45738709
You chose to dump her

>spams NTR shit and follows it up with off topic images

There is no meme
fuck the fox.

>>45738750
No

>>45738352
This is set up so that you don’t get a monster. Ropers are the classic hentai pick, especially since you’re immune. Cu are a choice for the deeply spiteful. Plagues are in vogue and would maximize disruption/amusement be the best mongril vector. Few monsters can do that and match the gritty edge of our world…get Matango’d, motherfuckers!

>>45738605
She didn’t deserve you anyway, bro. Dragons are snooty and stink of smoke.

>>45738352
Lesser Succubus.
I'd choose Succubus, but despite not being my top 3 they are still too appealing and risk blueballing me with that favorites clause. Lesser Succubi are a safe choice and sit comfortably in the middle of my list.

They are also a safe choice for the world unlike perverted lolis, cordyceps girls and other weirdos.

>>45739338
>not decreasing the loli and increasing the perversion
Witches are more flexible than you might think, and they take safety very seriously.

>>45739509
Witches and Dark Mages were as much of a mistake as were the furshits, fuck no.
>dude what if monster girl
>but no monster

>>45738605
Human girl adventurers are better for you than dragons. They are honest with their feelings and can be very powerful fighters.

Why are phoneposters always insufferable newtards

>>45739574
So the solution is Amazon superiority?

>>45739671
Because even if they are so annoying the get banned they can just turn on data and then keep posting.

>>45737283
Well I always imagined the entire hopetaatameteku- thing is about holding (You)r cheeks before the kiss, but it might just lead to cuddles alright.
>>45737872
Just because she has horns doesn't mean she can't wear a silly hat! In fact she can wear it twice as much.
>>45738183
As the monster gets more powerful, the dork stat also increases. I think it's a way of introducing balance to give you a convinient way of defeating this overleveled dorks.
>>45738363
Thank you.

I see we've completely given up on posting monster girls now.

>>45738618
a lim dream, a rare kind of dream

>>45737269
>>45739759
Happy New Year mate.

>>45739818
>can’t recognize monsters
Disgusting.

>>45737788
this cow needs my cum

>>45739855
thank you, may we see the portals open
>>45739818
R&I till it's done

Imagine portals open and you don't get a monster wife because apparently you're mana marked by something. The years go on, and no monster comes forward to get you either. You get older and older, and soon you're in a hospital bed because of health issues caused by old age.
Then the fucking walls explode in an inferno of flames, and you're suddenly in your early 20s again, and there's a fucking phoenix hugging you saying she's sorry she took so long.

>>45739962
>Alright you burned chicken, I've waited long enough. This dick ain't gonna suck itself.

>>45739962
It’s like watching paint dry.

>>45739962
>Phoenix
Holy shit, I forgot she even existed.

There’s some mana marker GPS bullshit too iirc.
>>45740035
Her dick-shrinkage gives anons a memory hole regarding Phoenix.

>>45740132
Maybe the phoenix kinda forgot how short human lifespans are compared to phoenixes

>>45740132
That's not even a fucking Phoenix you retarded gachanigger

Come to the desert kingdoms.

>>45740152
>WAHHH it's not hekin mgerino
Kys

>Teen werewolf really getting into those "how to be an alpha werewolf" videos

MGE is the stale bread of monster girl settings.

>>45740743
Sigma females are all the rage now though.

>>45740743
>she begins to treat her childhood friend like dirt, wear dumbass clothes and ask dumb questions like "what color is your carriage"
>you really need to put your foot down, your wife is getting worried about her
>besides what's a "monster girl boss" anyway?

>>45740834
If every dumbfuck complaining about fetish autism or MGE autism of /mgt/ went to make their own alternative monster girl thread elsewhere, it would probably end up being more active than this thread.
But I guess impotent seething here is more fun.

>>45740896
Nah, it's fun making fun of KCuck's beta male cultist soibois who get so enraged they spam the "f-fuck off" and "I'm g-gonna tell janny on you!!!" messages

>>45740896
>a parasite leech should live without a host
they are not going to do this

>>45740894
I want to dom a "monster girl boss"

>>45740885
>Sigma dragons/lizard girls
I wanna see it

Monster girls are real.

Try psychedelics.

Perhaps give perspective/energy to the awareness that a girl is a monster girl and she’ll let you have access to another layer of reality and let you see that lovely truth.

>>45740152
So, by elimination, it must be some BETTER fire type monster? Pic. Phoenix is worst fire monster, even magic herpes snek is less bad.
>>45740142
If she did interesting things, interspersed with anon’s painfully dull existence, it would be a less boring idea. As it is? Paint watching.

>>45741330
Stop spamming off-topic images you retard.

>>45741423
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The fact that I cannot go into work and hug the bushy tail of a tanuki truly means we walk a cursed earth.

Choc or vanilla 'taur? You can only pick one

>>45741569
Mint.

>>45741467
Thanks, this makes for a perfect screencap next time some tourist gets told off for posting offtopic.

>>45741094
you can't, she'll just say "Sigma grindset rule 69: getting railed by husband is still winning, because you're getting cum, and he's getting tired", and play that stupid fucking jingle from her phone

>>45741569
>’Taurs’
Cowards! The Horsepussi delegation will hear of this disgrace.

>>45741423
You’re merely afraid of us evolving the vibe you wretched unwelcome scumbag.

Lose all awareness/energy of me and my people.

I never truly welcomed you and your people here.

True channers evolve vibes and grow our power and have also moved to Discord.com

Y’all only here dwelling like curmudgeon because you’re scared of true 4chan

I’m glad Israel lost all grip over my world/soul.

I love true channers ruling the world and making soul gardens and true community centres.

>>45741680
>Beat a "sigma lizard girl boss" in a duel
>Pound her pussy
>She still claims she was the one who won
Kind of reminds me of a story I tried to commission a while back. Artist ended up disappearing off the internet so that sucks.

Is /x/ leaking or what?

>>45741868
Just a 50/50 about someone having a schizo moment or being ass mad.

>>45741855
Truly Lizardmen are mysterious creatures

Cheers to the gene splicing

>>45741868
Will leak into our own world you stupid pieces of shit.

Your soulless world is dead to us.

Will make the world monster girls and chaos rather than enduring a moment of the death that is kikel nonsense

>>45741855
I'm gonna get a harem of Sigma lizard girls, dragons and salamanders.
I'd love to watch them justify how they're still sigmas despite sharing one guy and wearing maid outfits while I pound them from behind.

I am trying to become a monk but I am surrounded by provocatively dressed shrine maidens

>>45741906
Says the kikels in our thread or one samefagging

Y’all go suck yourselves into your own bullshit and be betrayed by the entire world you stale trash. Go self-project and say the same things over and over amidst a community that rejects y’all wholeheartedly

Your false gods really put you here as schizo bots telling everyone else that they’re like y’all

Yawn

I saw all those Israeli get shot recently

>>45741906
>Truly Lizardmen are mysterious creatures
I think they're simpler than they want to admit.

>>45741979
Listen, its a vow of chastity, not celibacy.
Part of your priestly duties is ensuring a new generation of shrine maidens.

>>45742015
>She is a creature of beauty and poise, her skills refined and mind focused.
>Even now she is thinking of new techniques, focused utterly on the fight to come
>"Man, I really hope Anon wins this duel and knocks me up."

>>45742037
I want to breed this lizard

>>45740896
God I love how baphomets are the best monsters both as lolis and as big titty voluptuous adult women
How can any other monster compete?

>>45742163
Demons are very versatile as well.

>>45742163
Dragons are always superior

>>45742163
Demon dragons are versatile and superior

>>45741855
sigma grindset rule 96: serve your husband in meido outfit for 20 minutes, so he can serve you with his cock for 20 hours

>>45742289
>sigma grindset rule 97
>Suck his cock as often as you can, you're getting off on it more than him, so you're gaining from it

>>45742295
sigma grindset rule 98: husband's cum is free protein, real alpha monsters BULK UP HELLHOUND STYLE
>background of the video is just muscular hounds pumping iron in the gym

What is up with this cleric!?

>>45741868
Apparently. Maybe the Discord(s?) got slightly more schizo? I’ve not (metaphorically) stepped foot into such, but very little would surprise me. Gonna pre-emptively mention that, poor as Southern (US) education may be, not all of us are schizos. Birds and Luxembourg are real, y’all. Monstergirls, conversely and sadly, are not.
>>45741330
Dare I ask? What the fuck are you talking about, namefag? Fair warning: don’t expect anyone to know any of your crazy jargon, nor have any familiarity with your exploded models of reality.

>>45742312
Sigma grindset rule 99: Getting knocked up is the greatest victory over the male passible
Sigma grindset rule 99.5: Meaning you can bend over, beg him to use you as a cock sleeve and knock you up while stil being true sigma

>>45742338
Generic dude lsd will open your mind to the higher planes druggie schizo babble. So almost certainly /x/ leaking.

monster main thing is to breed right?
so in that case, breeding an automaton would mean it had the parts TO breed
wouldn't that make automatons (in the MGE sense) freaky reverse cyborgs?

>>45742399
automaton cannot currently breed. Gremlins are apparently working on it.

What happened to that MGE doujin btw, it's been like a year+ but I've only seen like 2 pages.

>>45742332
>Asclepius not Hermes
>Pixie cut
>monster frog
Probably nothing. I doubt that artist would bother to hide a dick. Standard pervert cleric, basically a pale Pharaoh.

>>45742430
They can breed, gremlins just haven't figured how to build them from scratch yet.

>>45742383
Ah, tulpa bullshit. As if that ever made anything better in the entirety of history. They don’t, it always end poorly.

Reminder that dragons do not love you and if you go to Dragonia they will eat you.

>>45742557
Ah, they're into vore? Fucking finally.

Congratulations, you've won!
Your prize is a demon who is so overworked she will cry if you even pat her head.
Enjoy healing your crybaby wife.

>>45742604
Double it and give it to the next person. I'm waiting for an overworked OL Inari instead.

>>45742163
>best monsters both as lolis and as big titty voluptuous adult women
A lot of other monsters like Dark Mages and Demons are better at that than Baphos.

wha would a kiki smell like

>>45742987
Vodka

>>45742987
bleach and vodka

>>45742992
>>45742997
why vodka, shes not a raging alcoholic

Monsters can't solve every problem. What if there were two clans of humans at war because one clan drove the other off their homeland and occupied it because their clan lost some members to that clan over a petty dispute? How will that solve that, huh? As long as clan 1 never feels the deaths they suffered at clan 2's hands were avenged unless by holding clan 2's homeland forever then they will never be happy, and clan 2 will never be happy so long as they do not have their rightful homeland back in their possession, which clan 1 will never give up and fight to the bitter end to retain. And neither clan 1 or 2 will take responsibility for the original spark that ignited their conflict because both believed themselves to be in the right, regardless of whether it was actually both of them at fault or not. How will Monsters solve their problems? Huh? Coom sex brainwashing won't make them feel better. Both clans would just hate any Monsters trying to interfere. So how will Monsters solve it? Huh? HUH!? HOW?! HOW?!!?!?!

>>45743000
It's probably just "haha east european monster and vodka, amirite?" but you are right.
I think something like lavender, or a soft scent would be more likely. Maybe prsoner's fruit perfume if she#s feeling daring.

>>45742909
Wrong

>>45743034
sex and a new land of honey and milk

>>45743034
Mindbreak.

>>45743000
No but I am, and I regularly spill some on her

>>45743034
rape

>>45743034
>monsters make clan 1 give clan 2 their homeland back after rape-pacifying everyone
>monsters make clan 2 apologize for killing clan 1's members over petty bullshit
>monsters then make both clans share each others lands with each other equally
>happiness ensues
Ez

>>45743081
do NOT stroke the horn or she will stroke yours

Ded

I want to tie up loli monsters

>>45742987
Hazelnut, cinnamon, the vague smell of bread. Some undertones of pine and fir.

>>45742987
Quince

Elf-chan's birthday.

>>45743041
Many of the monsters that are shown as thick adults by default are better at being lolis than the monsters who specifically are ones, it can't be helped.

>>45742987
Depend if kiki are région lock to Russia or not. Most likely the pleasant scent of cinnamon and notes of the local cuisine

>>45743238
>zipangu immigrant after 3 months on a western diet

Sex
Sex with birds

>>45743263

>>45743238
divine dragon goddess o fertility and great harvest

>>45743208
This is true

>tfw ywn have a support kiki

>>45743331
Don't forget to pay her

>>45743368
I give her headpats but then she moves my hands to her panties

>>45743263
Eggs
Eggs from birds

>>45743444
You have to eat all the eggs

>>45743452
You have to fertilize all the eggs

>>45743444
I want to watch a harpy lay eggs

>>45743456
nooo
>>45743404
Kiki would never do something so lewd

>>45743444
She's wiggling her eyebrows, I can tell

>>45743456
Bird eggs acan only be fertilized before they hatch. Amphibian and fish eggs are the ones that require external fertilization.

>>45743238
She is very soft

>>45743458
>100lb kiwi harpy dumping out a 25lb egg

how 2 beat lizards?

>>45743523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc9MeEoEHY

>>45743540
AAAAHHHHHH I CAN FEEL IT
THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT IS COURSING THROUGH ME!

>>45743523
lick their abs

>>45743523
Dump a bucket of ice water on them.

>>45743540
>>45743557
so this is what lizard(wo)men are after...

>>45743557
>loses

>>45743469
she keeps saying
zapłodnij mnie
hoduj mnie
uczyń mnie mamą
whenever im near
is she casting a spelll on me

>>45743584
yeah but it'll still be cool

>>45743523
tail massage

>>45743603
must... resist... meaty tails

>>45743594
>hoduj mnie
This one just doesn't sound right.

The salamanders are approaching.

>>45743619
i dont speak the language but i like to think that most kikis would be polish for some reason

>>45743630
let them come, I am ready

>>45743630
i shalll sharpen my halberd that i found in a dungeon in perfect condition
It was rather strange, it self oils when I ever give her a very good sharpening and oiling.
It also turns red when I refer to her as my beloved and my most reliable

>>45743619
What if your farm animal mamono would tell you "farm me" as a pickup line

>>45743649
Are you sure?

>>45743699
>tfw you look at your wurm holst
>and she looks at you while repeating
>"F A R M M E"

>>45743643
I think the word is used for offspring rather than parent and I can't think of an alternative that doesn't sound cringy.
>>45743699
That's more of a plant pickup line if you ask me, like a daring Mandragora asking you to pull her out.

>>45743737
Suddenly I'm not so sure, tell them to reschedule

Monsters with exceptionally FAT tails

>>45743687
elves sexo

>>45743740
There are no wurm holsts
Meds

Hey all. I've had a couple people mention an extension and I'd like to float the idea since we have far more content than last year. I'm thinking an additional three days.
Thoughts?

>>45743817
Sure

>>45743817
no strong opinion

>>45743741
>"Breed me, Seymour!"

>>45743737
I feel the HUMAN SPIRIT within me, whatever happens I am ready

>>45743808
There are, she goes moo and makes lots of wurm milk

>>45743523
to defeat the evil make her big pregnant

>>45743817
I've read all the entries and voted already personally, but there were a couple of posters that wanted more time.

>>45743817
I already voted, but I can wait longer for the results if others need it. How many votes are there so far?

>>45743920
41 so far.

>>45743954
>>45735033
Really picking up the pace near the end.

Alright, due to the requests and the number of recent votes, the contest will be extended an additional three days to Thursday at midnight, PST. This will hopefully give anyone who fell behind on the deluge of stories a second chance (ha) to get caught up and vote.
Thanks everyone for your patience.

>wonders if that artist that offered to draw my request last thread passed on it or not

>omg rate my wordsoup you guys hekin vote for me tickle my ego!!!!!!
No.

Around elves, prostrate yourself.

>>45743880
>malef daughter shows you her plans to conquer the neighboring kingdom
>it's exactly the kind of plan that you would expect from a small child
>but if she's anything like her mother she could do everything wrong and still win through brute force
do you point out all the flaws in her strategy or just let her try it?

I wave awoken. No dreams of Lims last night unfortunately. There are always daydreams though.

Sabbath members are the definition of fertility, just look at those hips

>>45744112
Surely it can't go worse than for her mother.

>>45744132
This is dog

>>45744148
I sais Sabbath, no Baphos

>>45744132
I don't think that's a sabbath member, just a young Anubis. But the "definition of fertility" part still applies.

Cute squirrel eating a pie.

>>45744148
Correct! You are very perceptive, Anon!

>>45744059
>a second chance
you cheeky fuck

>>45744222
I couldn't help it. Please forgive.

>>45744160
This is a slice of pumpkin

>>45744149
why they bite the tail

>>45744160
I thought Foxes were the lords of fluff, but the ratio on that tail to the squirrel is far better than most kitsunes could dream of

>>45740834
Most monster girl settings are porn games. I'm actually struggling to think of any except the two that got animes.

>>45744065
The sith?
Yeah, eventually.

>>45744160
Cute squirrel eating nuts.

>>45744264
To stay warm and protect their noses, snow leopards do that.

>>45744059
Appreciated.

>>45744426
Jiii~

Best pair of immortal monster girls for a pair of daughters in high school to become and try to seduce their single dad? Demon seems obvious.

>>45744132
! !

Give sallymanders please

Can't stop thinking about sweaty salamanders.

Monster lolibabas are my weakness, specially the ones that produce milk

>>45744634
Nav is a god

>>45744565
Spiders get what they deserve for juiceboxing.

>>45744615
>>45744620
I hope this is a sign.

>>45744615

Breeding
>blood related momster
>blood related auntster
>blood related sisster
>blood related cousinster
>blood related daughterster
>blood related Alp dadster
is the duty of any man.

You're not a cuck allowing the women of your family to submit to weaker seed, are you? You don't really allow other men to have their pick of your bloodline, do you? Even if you will, do you really think those girls are going to cuck themselves by raising a man for another woman? Embrace destiny.

>>45744634
Imagine being lactose intolerant in the MGE world

>>45744693
I think cats can get pregnant from multiple males in one heat cycle so this wouldn't apply to them as they free for all ths seed.

you will mistake devil for demon because your stupid

>>45744734
Because my stupid what? Also I can accept Devils that look like this.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115005560
aw frig dude, my lifepoints

>>45744734
I mistake her for a blueberry

>>45744734
Wrong. Devil = Smol, Demon = Tol

Easy distinction. Next you're going to say that I'll mistake a Mino for a Holst!

cirno but as a wurm fairy

>>45744787
you cannot tell tamed mino apart from barbarian holst

>>45744734
that's my first wife. her demon mom is my second wife. praise Marune

>>45744351
Appreciate it.
Do you have any gallery where I can see more of your draws?

>anon you are going into skeleton transformer

>>45744937
You mean the treadmill? I've still got my Christmas weight on...

>>45744905
prefect wife
that face perfect
that creepy demeanor perfect
that haircut perfect
that white skin perfect
would wife

>>45744947
>prefect wife
Prefect of wot? Prefect of loicenses and the loike, eh?

>>45744905
That face is making me fall for elves

>>45744980
piss off u british haku

>>45744909
Very little else I've made is worth looking at, anon.

>>45736775
by calling them dorks

>>45745007
don't surprise her or her tail will detach

>>45743034
picrel

>well Anon I made it, despite your directions

>>45744787
but what if shortstack demon and tallflat devil?

>>45745046

>>45743034
gandharva brought an end to an active battlefield with a jam session/orgy