/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45696180
Deserves love!!!

wife

>>45696180
Meeting the cute newspaper tengu!
Slowly falling for the tengu!
Asking her out for drinks!
Getting princess carried as she flies you back to the mountain!
Catching the eye of a higher-ranking tengu while you're there!
Getting stolen away by Megumu!
Slowly having all your affection for Aya replaced by devotion to Megumu!
Living happily ever after with Megumu!
Aya's all alone!

>>45696180
cant believe sakuya use newspapers to clean windows, what an awful maid.

BIRD FUCKERS SHOO! YOU REEK OF TENGU FILTH!

>>45696268
Went to check the pixiv and I'm disappointed the present wasn't a futa cock

>>45696285
a huge futa cock doesn't sound very aerodynamic, would slow her down

>>45696292
>huge
A lowly tengu like her would have a tiny futa cock.

>>45696292
It acts as a spoiler, that's why 12.5 is called Double Spoiler

Feeling lost

>>45696398
Tengu lick ass?

>>45696442
maybe megumu, gotta get you ready for pegging somehow

>>45696478
what a considerate lover

>>45696265
I know, right? It'd be more fitting if Satori used it to pick up Orin's shit from her litter box

>>45696180
Sakuya and Aya.
Two of the most "pin me down and breed me" characters in the series...

I hope they can get along better.

>>45696478
>>45696524
Megumu's way of initiating sex with her human boyfriend is to walk behind her, pull his pants down, grab him by the back of his thighs and lift him up to give him a standing rimjob in preparation for an intense pegging session. She's very tall so make sure that you're not too afraid of heights if you wanna date her.

>>45697022
What if her boyfriend isn't gay and doesn't like simulated anal sex?

>>45696292
I'm most confident the effects are similar to this
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character

>>45697066
It's either that or multiple rounds of intense human-on-tengu breeding sex with leg-locking and mandatory nakadashi, but who would ever choose something so perverse?

>>45697066
She finds a way to get a futa cock to make it real

>>45697464
Oh, alright. Getting pegged by a woman seemed kind of gay, but getting ravaged and assfucked raw by a big, strong tengu futa is perfectly straight.

>>45697066
What he likes isn't relevant.
That's how dating a tengu works.

>>45697691

Teach tengu consent!

>>45697666
I'm glad we've cleared that up
some ask why I wouldn't rather date a human girl, but most of those human villagers seem to have very traditional ideas about what a man and women should do and writhing like a man possessed while a massive tengu futa cock pounds your prostate doesn't fit that ideal

>>45697464
>>45697666
>>45697728
Straightest /jp/sies.

>>45697691
>>45697702
This is hot.
That's the proper way to treat tengu. Never let those dumb birds think they are superior to you.

>>45697687
Correct answer. It's up to Megumu to decide what anon's sexuality and sexual life will be like, if she even permits him to have such things in the first place.

So this is how american hours truly are, huh.

>>45697858
Getting bullied by Megumu how you won't get to use your cock again!

>>45696180
You're a bad person.

Tengus are racists fucks and they will never love you

Making the Aya bullying thread into an "I wanna get fucked in the ass and femdommed by Megumu" thread is kind of meta-bullying, isn't it?

>>45698143
They can love you like a pet. That they can fuck.

>>45698182
It's important for Megumu to regularly both bully and meta-bully her subordinates so they never forget their place.

>>45698195
That's not love

do you think Megumu makes Aya watch?

>>45698251
it resembles it

>>45698265
Megumu only allows Aya to watch if she's been an obedient and hard working beta woman worker drone. And if she's been particularly good, Megumu might even temporarily let her out of her chastity belt.

>>45698265
Sometimes! Whenever Aya gets a new boyfriend, Megumu swoops in to steal him away. Because she's a higher caste tengu, Aya can't do a thing about it! Megumu sets it up so sometimes Aya walks in on his lips glued to Megumu's pussy, sometimes she sends Aya a video of every way they used him, sometimes she doesn't even let Aya in but returns the boyfriend covered in lipstick marks and hickeys and ready to confess his heart's been taken by another woman! Of course, because all Aya's boyfriends are stolen from Hatate, it's all fair game, and since Megumu is such a generous boss she even lets Hatate come to take sloppy thirds and get her boyfriend back when Megumu is done tormenting Aya with him!

>>45698473
the anon who posted this is literally Megumu writing her own horny fapfic
very high tengu presence ITT

>>45696180
qLet's all stop being mean to Aya-chan in 2024!!!!

>>45698573
The moment Hatate was mentioned accusations started showing up. How strange!

>>45698573
Why would anon make a tengu thread and get surprised when tengu show up?

>>45696180
OOH OOH
SCARY SCARY

Are tengu the youkai of femdom?

>>45698812
Thats what the tengu printers say, in reality there hasn't been a tengu kidnapping in about a century. Not because they don't happen, but because the tengu will find a man, take him home, start getting way too nervous, then kick him out and force him to head back to the village with an apology.
Everyone involved is too embarrassed to talk about it.

>>45696313
futa cock size is directly tied to confidence
someone like Aya would have a massive hog

>>45698251
If white women can love dogs, tengu women can love humen (human men).

>at that stage where Parsee is pissed off at me
>challenge her to a danmaku match
>"I'm gonna go all out!!"
>all my dice rolls have like -1400 on them
>'If this is scripted, this is gay. Oh well...'
>KING CRIMSON
>LUNA SHOOTER
>still beat her
Get fucked bitch.

>>45696292
That's why she was put in the cage.

>>45704268
who were you quoting

>>45704543
tired bird

>>45696180
SHAMEIMARU!

>>45706149
I know this is just a skeb imagine but I imagine mizuchi possessed her and immediately took her shoes off to see what feet feel like since she'd been dead for so long

don't jerk off to Megumu domming Aya, it takes your mind to some weird places... I learned from experience

>>45707956
No deal, anon.

>>45707956
Got it, I'll jerk off to Megumu domming Tsukasa instead. Any more advice?

>>45707962
I climaxed to Megumu eating Aya's (fertilized) egg in front of her and handing Aya her own egg to raise, but Aya didn't know which was which so she felt obligated to raise it because of the chance that it was her daughter. and because the two of them look kinda similar (and both eggs were fathered by Aya's boyfriend), Aya wouldn't be able that her daughter wasn't hers. some real cuckoo bird shit (because I imagined that since tengu lay eggs, they don't necessarily have to raise their own young, and high-ranking tengu women can literally cuckold lower-ranking ones by forcing them to take maternity leave to incubate eggs that aren't theirs) and also now Aya can't make her boyfriend cum anymore because Megumu was way better than her.

it was the biggest load I shot in a while, but I think Megumu ruined my imagination irl

>>45708089
oh, and I also forgot to mention that Megumu ordered Aya to strip and prostrate herself nude in her office so that the daitengu could rape her with a strap-on. as foreplay before fucking her boyfriend and getting knocked up by him while he screams her name and Aya watches, making continuous eye contact with cold, smug Megumu.

>>45708089
>>45708091
Damn, anon got BLUED so hard he got mind broken.

>>45708089
>Megumu ruined my imagination irl
How so? Can't get hard to the thought of other women (Tengu or h*man) now? Is that really a problem? Isn't it just you learning your place properly, boy?

>>45708125
y-yes ma'am

>>45708089
Megumu can say whatever she wants on random images boards but she will always remain Blue Aya just like Hatate will always remain NEET Aya and no amount of delusional fantasies such as these >>45708089 >>45708091 will change that

>>45708633
Seething beta tengu detected. Better get back to coming up with those "news", Aya. Megumu bought another yacht and the profits from your labor are going to pay for it!

M*gumu fans are retarded.

>>45712643
why the FUCK is this image so erotic

>>45712698
It always fun to watch someone high and mighty be beating down and face failure.

>>45712554
No kidding.
Losers can't even get their own thread going.

>>45712554
>>45712814
Sorry for any hurt feelings, but ZUN decreed that Aya kneels before Megumu.

>>45712858
big daitengu eggs

>>45702590
Which 2hu are the most confident? Yuuka, Yuugi Yukari and Shinki?

>>45712904
i don't think anyone is more confident than cirno

>>45712858
would daitengu cloacas be better suited to laying eggs?
the egg that was mistaken for a tengu egg was pretty big, so I bet Megumu has a really stretchy hole!

>>45712912
>I bet Megumu has a really stretchy hole!
>M*gumu fans are retarded
See what I mean?

>>45713724
I'm not a megumu fan, I'm a megumu's butt fan

Aya bullying stops now!!

>>45721185
No

>>45698251
It's basically just marriage.

>>45721401
how did they not smell aya peeing herself in this scene?

>>45721401
Context?

>>45721454
They were just good enough that day, not to make Aya even more embarrassed
>>45722387
Read LE chapter 37-38

>>45696180
>>45696525
>>45712643
More upset Aya starts now!!!

Save or gloat?

>>45737792
Yamame has successfully defended her husband from tengu abduction!

>>45737792
[x]GENUFLECT

>>45737792
Save. Give her a hug. Tell her that everything is going to be alright. Give her butt a squeeze while I continue hugging her. Wait for her reaction.

No particularly related but do you think that the number of saved images of a touhou is a good judge of which is your favorite?

>>45737792

>>45737948
There's no saving her anymore is there

>>45737792
gloat, then save for maximum bully

>>45737792
I'm sorry, Aya, but you will become spiderlings' nourishment

'real' journalism is a scam! a kappa told me how to use chatGPT to... help write my articles and the human village buys my entire stock! they can't tell a thing!

take that, you filthy redhat. HERE IS THE NEWS, COMING TO YOU EVERY HOUR UPON THE HOUR

>>45748068
BIGFOOT FOUND IN GENSOKYO: HE'S GAY FOR VELOCIRAPTORS

>>45737948
what the fuck is happening in this picture
why would a spider ever want that?

>>45748078
She laid her eggs in Aya's digestive tract and they hatched.

what a day to not have eyes

i'll never know about anon's fever dream about aya and parasitic spiders

>>45748342
it a scary day for everyone.

>>45748342
I fantasise about cumming harder than ever just from the sensation of my wife Momoyo's eggs that were laid in my colon and pressing on my prostate hatching and then having to push out all our centipede babies. Thought you might want to know.

>>45748342
Nice avatarfagging.

Tengu friends

>>45752150
Actually, one of the very few things we do know about Momiji is that she does not like Aya.

>>45752435
Nobody likes reporters, Aya has even less friends than Yuuka

>>45752435
No one likes Aya.

>>45752710
>No one likes Aya.
Imagine her getting hot and bothered then her having an orgasm while laying an egg carrying your child in it.
You either like Aya now, or ur gay.

>>45752435
More like all touhous "hate" each other and attack on sight during incidents, doesn't mean that they can't drink tea together

>>45696180
This actually made me feel bad.

I WILL BY YOUR NEWSPAPERS AYA-CHAN!!!!!!!!... I need some Toilet paper after all

>>45752710
What the hell, I like Aya!

>>45696268
>aya will never gift you a kimeemaru
sad

>>45767505
Looks like a kimeemaru plushie, maybe with a onahole slot...

>>45737792
gloat, the bird should learn its lesson

>>45738773
What a handsome boy

>>45696180
cant believe sakuya use newspapers to clean windows, what an awful maid.

>>45721401

>>45696268
She has the smug tranny basedjak face :)

>>45789100
What the fuck you on about, tourist-kun?

I want to pleasure myself with Kimeemaru's smug doughy body!