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this guy is the best guy at dying like a fucking retard

>>45831856
So true. So true.

Someone can give me the warosu link to the thread of this FS chapter? I want to see /jp/ first reaction to it

>>45831856
He may be a bit of a dumbass but he's one of the few to willingly have your back with zero strings attached.

>>45831827
Lol
Lmao
Dude won't even spread the word about the truth of Gensokyo to others before offing himself
Fucking Aya is a lot more honest than he was.

he'd only be useful for intel gathering, he's not strong enough to fight youkai on his own

>>45831927
he wouldn't give a shit
he didn't actually care about other villagers or other humans, he just selfishly wanted freedom for himself. He doesn't even say that the village was under the yoke of youkai, he just talks about himself
he was only going to stay far from humans because he through that it would make Reimu let him go, but he would have had to feed on them eventually

should've made a different plan in case the shrine maiden refused his offer

>>45832028
>he wouldn't give a shit
headcanon
>he didn't actually care about other villagers or other humans
Of course, he isn't a dumbass, him trying to "free" other villagers would end up in him getting assassinated, that's basic self-preservation
>he just selfishly wanted freedom for himself
It's not selfish if him not helping the other villagers was not out of selfishness but because he knew that it would get himself killed
>He doesn't even say that the village was under the yoke of youkai, he just talks about himself
Are you sure we're reading the same page?
>he was only going to stay far from humans because he through that it would make Reimu let him go, but he would have had to feed on them eventually
headcanon once again

He can't help villagers, but with outsiders he may actually tell them the truth of Gensokyo and how it works

>>45832057
>headcanon
To think someone wrote this word unironically on a thread like this.
Shamefuru.

The brohu

>>45831827
He died trying to protect his people from the youkai and the femcel Hakurei

>>45832086
We all know the real reason Reimu killed him was because she was irritated there was one less potential meal ticket in the village.

>>45831827
Mizuchi and him would go well together in terms of hating Gensokyo and youkai.

>>45832107
were the old hakurei like Mizuchi or more like Reimu?

>>45832057
>headcanon
Is that not what this thread is for.

>>45831827
He's a grimnigger who refuses to accept the real erotic nature of lewdsokyo.

>>45832735
Fifth youkai hands type this post

>>45832964
>Fifth
Because the first through fourth were busy with their "husband"?

>>45832735
Nah my fellow human youkai are cute and harmless, there's no actual danger behind youkai. Plenty of humans let youkai into their businesses without any major statistically significant increase in rape or kidnapping.

Wish we had a bit more info on him and what sort "magic arts" got him banned from fortune telling, how much he really knew and so on since I can't really say much about him without making shit up.
>>45832107
They might get along or maybe they do the exact opposite and start reasoning why their way of reviving is better.
FT: I see you weren't smart enough to become anything other than a vengeful spirit unable to think clearly due to a grudge.
MiMi: Not smart enough! You did your master plan to become a filthy youkai that the shrine maiden is specialized in killing? If you want to get somewhere in Gensokyo you need POWER!
FT: Power for what? So in the best case scenario you kill the shrine maiden, your grudge is over thus you die and then those youkai would pick a new brainwashed girl as their dog, changing NOTHING!
MiMi: Did you even have a plan?! You just failed at even running from the youkai's dog
And meanwhile Komachi enjoying their shit talk as she ferries them.
>>45831888
>>/jp/thread/13102458
This one I guess holy fuck it was almost 10 years ago

>>45831827
I would ask him for directions and the weaknesses, habits, and other information of several youkai. I would be off to find my future 2wife and tip off Reimu that she missed one. Sorry little dude, you shoulda done more research.

>>45832028
>but he would have had to feed on them eventually
He wouldnt. Dude could just eat normal food. Go to Hijiri's temple and learn to live on bland food. That's one really good thing she actually did. Imagine making it so that yokai dont even have to kill humans. Well yokai who are willing at least.

>>45831827
But he's dead

>>45831827
He looks evil, therefore he is evil and is not to be trusted.
Beauty = Goodness

>>45845885
Anon, I...

>>45848417
Come on, anon. Don't be a pussy. These two are totally legit.

>>45848623
Hmm... Should I trust the scary dude who looks like an evil monster, or these two super cute MILFs? What a dilemma...

>>45848623

>>45848969
Your mom is my creampie slave, dude.

>>45849029
She's that addicted to creampies? A very fattening food but i guess it goes to the right places at least ...

>>45849037
Junko has a healthy layer of momchub around her tummy >>45845530

>>45848623
Junko is cool though, seiga however is not so cool.

Sex with mom!

Junko Sex! Junko Sex! Junko Sex!

>>45849130
Incest is wrong anon.
However, this only applies to you, so anyone else is free to take a shot at your hot mom.

>>45849213
Jokes on you my clown big sis just filmed me and mom fucking like (earth) rabbits.

sorry fortunefaggot your thread has turned into a junko orgy

>>45849234
>my clown big sis
haha imagine having to call Clownpiece "Onee-chan" and do what she says when she's baby sitting you while Junko and Heca are out.

>>45849234
I didn't know Chris went to Gensokyo????????

Would mommy Junko let you have sex with Heca as well?

>>45849565
She doesn't have a choice.

>>45849253
the guy's a joke, so it makes sense that his threads are jokes too

>>45849682
Junko isn't the type of mom who'd let her son have much choice in anything.

>>45849864
The downside of having a Junko mama is that she'd cockblock you from hanging out with all the other interesting mature ladies.

>>45850857
Would mom make you share one big bed with her, Heca and the Piece?

>>45855088
I think she would want her son all to her self. Maybe sometimes she would invite auntie Heca or the Piece to snuggle in bed.

>>45855088
Jesterpiece looks really cute and fuckable there.

>>45831827
>This guy is the most likely character to help you if you were spirited away in Gensokyo
Not when the only thing I can offer is straight sex

>>45850857
Woah mammaria!

>>45831827
i'd just go to reimu and have her bring me back, since people from the outside world can cause more trouble than they're worth

>>45855676
I want clown to sit on my lap and gyrate on my cock.

>>45831827
I will.

>>45848942
As we all know, the first rule of survival in Gensokyo is to always trust attractive older women.

>>45873838
Yuyuko is ugly. Get better tastes.

>>45849682
Of course she has a choice. She may look like a delinquent, but Heca-chan is a good girl who cares deeply about her friends. If Junko doesn't want it, Hecatia will not get herself involved.
Of course, that won't stop her from casually walking around in a top and miniskirt, and she never wears a bra or panties, so it may end up a bit uncomfortable for you. Of course, as said before, she won't make any actual moves on you nor will she respond to any moves you might hypothetically make on her, so there's really nothing to worry about.