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>>46016955
That's a big nut.

Monday?

Fuck the roach.

>>46016963
this cat mocks me

Wakey wakey, time for rapey.

Since Valentine's Day is coming up I'm going to make a Montube video about how Valentine's Day is a fake scam made up by greeting card companies and how people who take part in it are dumb.

Fox ear fluff

What kinda monster girl would Yotsuba be?

>>46017004
Think I'm gonna write some Dark Elf stories based off my headcanon.

>>46017006
it's a guaranteed critical hit

>>46017006
I hear it's very ticklish.

>>46017006
I want to put my dick in fluffy ears

>>46016963
Black Cat of Ill Omen!

>>46017063
try again

>>46017067
Black Cat of Good Cheer?

>>46016990
ahh, I love breakfast in bed.

>>46016963
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>46017063
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>>46017085
That's Orin.

>>46017094
Sorry, arr cat rook same.

>>46017006

>>46017063

>>46017154
WOOD

>>46017154
It is black history month afterall.

look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
you play the guitar on the MTV
that ain't working, that's the way you do it
get your money for nothing and your chicks for free

Daughters are for marrying and breeding. As are mothers. And aunts. And grandmothers. Great grand mothers. Basically any still-single monster girl that you're directly related to belongs to you. Don't be a cuck and let some stranger steal them from your family. Family must remain together forever. Even Alp'd dads are not off limits. Family must never be broken. Do the right thing, Anons.

>>46016955

>>46017214
that must be a huge hebi going by the reflection

>>46017221
God, imagine disappearing inside the coils of the Yueg Hebi. She's just doing work in her little shop while you're snoozing in her firm, loving embrace.

>>46017221
Huge girls are the best.

>>46017221
All the better for coiled snuggles

>>46017221
Or a tiny wan.

>>46017214
the burnt flower is a nice touch

>Out grocery shopping with hebi wife
>Female Cashier Smiles at you
>Hebi wife, so you have chosen death.

>Out grocery shopping with Bicorn wife
>Female Cashier smiles at you
>[cheesy 80s pr0n music starts]

>>46017221
You got to watch out for those titanoboa hebis.

>>46017214
>Shrine Maiden Hound
Mighty NEED.

>>46017221
>a huge hebi
dream wife right there

>>46017289
>Everyone talks about wanting the 7ft tall waifu
>None of them ponder what that means for a snek.

>>46017299

>>46017307
3m must be the cutoff point for womanlets, just like anything below 6.0 is a manlet.

>>46017312
>anything below 6 meters is a manlet
Bros...

>>46017307
Local man gets sneked.
"Its all I wanted but never knew I needed." he is quoted as saying.

>>46017318
draph-bait

>>46017318
Had a brain fart and used two different unit systems for some reason.

What's your ideal height?

>>46017347
anything on this chart

>>46017347
the big fox

I will offer myself as a sacrifice to the local Dragon so she'll stop terrorizing my home village.

>>46017370
You fool, that's exactly what she wants!

>>46016955
Never play a rata in poker. She always has the nuts.

>>46017234
>She kisses you my taking your entire head into her mouth and licking it like a lollipop

>>46017370
>she proceeds to actually kill and eat you instead of something wholesome like you expected and then goes right back to terrorizing the village
What you get for trusting a dragon.

>desert monster speaks javascript:;
>instaloss

Bitter depressed man broken by rejection throughout his life passes by the new shrine full of monsters who've moved in through the portals. Holy shit there's so much pink everywhere. Watches the leader of the shrine fly off with her husband in her arms. Couples all over waiting to get married with the blessing of some god called Eros. Turns in disgust to leave and comes face to face with a Hebi. Pinkish pearlescent scales. A streak of pink hair on each side of her face that stands out against her otherwise perfectly white hair. Pink pupils with...are those hearts? She watches him rush off with a smile on his face. Hijinks ensue as she strives to heal him and get him to embrace love everlasting while he engages in a futile struggle to remain a bitter shut-in. No yan, ALL dere.

>>46017347
I'll take 'em all, but standard is best.

>desert girl speaks Egyptian to me
>instaloss

Gonna make a dark elf read the emancipation proclamation. Slavery is illegal and immoral

>>46017411
maybe a little yan, as a treat

>Anon, I'm worried about the quality of your homework assignments. Tonight you're going to take me home with you and I'm going to help you set up a proper study environment.

>>46017427
Maybe. A little B&E so she can make him breakfast and take care of him when he inevitably catches the flu could be fun.

>>46017347
>ideal height?
Little girls

Wishing to get "accidentally" killed by a mamono is weird?

>>46017513
Wishing to get killed in general is pretty weird.

Eros worshipers probably decorate their houses for Valentine's Day like how people decorate for Christmas.

I wanna kill a rata's virginity.

>>46017513
I've sometimes thought about becoming an undead incubus after a thick Lich crushes me with her ass.

>>46017513
that's femdom for you.

>>46017551
The opposite I would say since it would hurts her way more than me

>>46017347
shortstack, wife primus

This post was made by TRUE bigger patriots.

>>46017497
LITTLE KIIIIIIIDSSS

Sunday karaoke date with a zombie I just picked up at the street

>>46017535
>Kill a Rata's virginity
>Talk shit about how easy of a lay she is
>She writes a slam piece about how your nuts are so inadequate that she wouldn't even store them for winter
>How you trembled like a timid little girl when she fluffed you with her tail
>How the only race you're winning in bed is the fastest man alive to cum inside of a monster girl

>>46017644
She talks a big game in print or online, but when in real life, she's a scared, timid girl. And she's definitely gonna get ravished extra hard for pulling such a stunt. Of course, that's all according to her plan.

>>46017659
Why are bats like this.

>>46017654
>The one Tanuki student goes on air
"Fake news, Anon has HUGE balls. I've seen them. They're like two watermelons in a Woolly Pete bag."

devout zombs

>>46017669
>tanuki reports about Anons watermelon sized balls
>gets shamed on social media for not draining them down to normal level herself

>>46017659
>Pic
100% a trap setup by a hebi wife trying to catch you cheating on her. Even if you reject the girl, the whole scenario gets hebi's jealous meter maxed out. You get blue fired despite doing everything correct.

>>46017669

>>46017681
>Anon just wants to go one school day without the Danuki and Rata fighting over him
>Finds a stump to sit down on
>It's the Springtime of Youth

>>46017674
Monsters will destroy christianity not join it.

>>46017659
Yes I would like a loli vampire wife

>>46017674
I want to take the sleepy one home and start a family with her

Gonna sneak up behind Druella, lift her tail, spread her cheeks and plant a gentle kiss on her starfish.

>>46017718
it got broke a long time ago

>>46017718
Good.

>>46017718
I might love my monster wife but Jesus is my nigga and I won't abandon Him

Sorry, your hebi's aren't obsessed enough

>>46017780

I like big birds and I cannot lie.

>>46017691
Tanukis played straight would unironically do that one Joe Biden tweet of
>Find you an Anon with big smelly balls to really stink up your house

>>46017791
...story idea.

>>46017788
MM yes, bird sex

>>46017718
>long tradition of molesting shotas
Monstergirls would hate the competition, but love infiltrating churches.

>>46017788
That reminds me, I miss Bernanon.

I can't tell if I want a slightly toned down but still possessive and yandere hebi or a really unhinged hebi who forces me to drink her breast milk.

I'm adding to my list of story ideas. Inspire me, Anons. I just wrote up a little idea for a Danuki story and a few Dark Elf stories. I'm working and I need something to distract myself from this meeting I don't even need to be in.

>be 30 year old briefcase worker with dull office job in MGC
>on my way to work on foot one day I spot a gang of 20 year old Pyrows sitting around on the path I usually take through the city and distantly hear them talking about "snatching oji-sans"
Goddamnit! Now I have to find some other way to work! I'm gonna be late because of this, and being late constantly means I might get fired! I wouldn't last a minute if one of them laid eyes on me and realized the ten year difference between us in age! Fucking hell, Pyrows are the worst. Maybe I can just run past them all really fast...

>>46017923
Gone, but not forgotten.He's moved on to schizopost in a better place.

>>46018007

I will shoot the skinwalkers. I will not lay down my rifle.

>>46018050
My apes.
Worthless.

AWOOOOOOOO!

>>46018126
She funged my apes, Odo.

What happens to crossdressers who have no interest in becoming Alps?

>>46018144
>Kakuen looking on in confusion as Anon mourns the loss of 'his apes'

>>46018155
The girls thank them for wearing easy access rape attire.

>>46018155
If they like dick, they Alp anyways. If they like pussy but also like dressing feminine, they're bait for femdomsters. I guarantee you'd see Dark Elves walking around with traps on their arm or on a leash.

>>46018155
Check the last times you asked this question with offtopic picture if you keep forgetting.
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=Don%27t+look+up+the+skirt&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>46018170
>I guarantee you'd see Dark Elves walking around with traps on their arm or on a leash.
For some reason my brain immediately conjoured the image of some 5-nothing twink latched onto some 7 foot tall dark elf's arm while she's walking through town

>>46018193
...I think something just activated my almonds.

>>46018192
I swear this motherfucker is even more autistic than mick, keeps reposting same exact images with same filenames and prompts over several years

>>46018103
You will shoot inside the skinwalkers.
>>46018160
Nice portrait of Anon's Kakuen wife would be much more valuable than randomly generated ugly apes, beyond the monetary value too.

>>46018155
Stop replying to yourself and fuck off back to /y/

>>46018258
>"My wife's picture is 1000% more valuable in my heart and infinitely more attractive than this ape .png."
>'Bro put her on the blockchain.'

>>46018155
they become femboytoys of dominant mgs

>>46018104
Nice horns ladies but what are you doing in my house?

>>46018258
>>46018268
automaton kakuen

How do people feel about butt stuff? I feel like a Dark Elf who is dominating her husband would definitely slip a finger or two up in there while edging him. Maybe even strap one on to exert even more power over him. Same with other femdom monsters like Amazoness.

>>46018155
>>46018367
50% yourself.

>>46018367
It's not something I really think about. It exists. I don't want to get pegged or anything though.

>>46018401
I'm not that Anon. I'm trying to figure out if butt stuff is acceptable to put into a story or not.

>>46018367
Faggotry goes to >>>/y/

>>46017357
What's up with the luchadore?

The most bullying sex position a woman can do is the standing paizuri. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't!

>>46018476
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, it's not at all.

Shooting endless fat ropes in chubby Kikimoras is my raison d'etre.

>>46018524
Thanks for the feedback. Guess I'll have to figure out another way for the Dark Elf in this story to "torment" her new husband. Might steal an item I thought up for my Lim story and slightly modify it to make it fit better.

>>46018549
See >>46018521 and don't get sucked into sticking with a Dark Elf.

If you still want to go with a Dark Elf this story (https:// archive. ph/ 0peru) is a good place for inspiration.

>>46018575
I'm doing four small stories involving Dark Elves just because I had an interesting thought about them. Trying to plot out what happens for each one. I'll check that out for inspiration.

>>46018549
Ooooooh! I know what she can do! Read Drizzt novels to him.

I am the Crusader, I am the destroyer of evil, the judge of the licentious. I am the model that lowly knights and paladins hope to become when they grow up. Where I tread, all shiver in fear, as if a cold winter has just passed over. No sins hide from the eyes of the righteous, and no evil dares fester where we go. Nothing shall be spared. Naught shall remain of the corrupt.
>"Uh... yeah, so um, are you going to order sir? You're kind of uh, h-holding up the line here at O-Oni Burger, sir..."
...I will take an Oni Burger deluxe combo, with beer fries and an extra large Wonderland pop. The Crusade against the DEMONS must be fueled... I require energy for the exorcism of Miss Demon who works at the local danuki office that I must perform, so this world is cleansed of one evil MORE...
>"Right away sir. Will you be paying c-cash or cred- Oh, you're just uh, just gonna leave a purse of gold coins on the counter... okay then, I-I guess."

>>46018644
Monsters look at humans like this in public and then go on 4mon posting things like "Why are humans like this?"

>>46016955

Pear shaped monsters make me want to engage in butt stuff with them

>go to local Ryu shrine out of curiosity
>only a pair of Hebis sweeping things up
>huh they look a little bulky
>must have some dudes trapped in their robes
>peek into the main building after hearing weird sounds
>holy shit
>jacked as fuck Ryu who is wiping some sweat off her face
>has to be at least thirty feet long
>standing awestruck when she notices me
>five minutes later find myself getting bench pressed as she warms up to do her actual lifting
>why am I so hard

>>46018700
i like this artists cute art more than his lewd art.

>>46018757
Yeah he's not very good at lewds

>>46018007
More coins, more jiggle?

It's quiet today.

>>46017626
Remember when choosing a zombie, the bloated the corpse the more they jiggle

>>46018764
is he? I assumed it just me projected daughter energy on her and now only wanting to give her sweets and headpats.

The smol girls have been growing on me lately. Devil, Rata and so on. The only ones I don't really care for are the explicit, "You are fucking a child," girls. I would legitimately neck myself if an Alice showed up on my doorstep.

Touch fluffy tail.

>>46018864
TOO quiet.

>>46018930
Yeah, word. Smol girls tend to be smug af, which is hot.

>>46018931
Nobody ever wants to touch cat tails.

>>46018968
Thats because I want it wrapped around me while I pet their ears

>>46016955
>Demon Realms setting up Fertility/IVF Clinics in human lands and states to help the human lesbian/Yuri couples have babies
>Demon Realm Fertility Clinics basically have mamono nurses and Incubi sperm donors
>Spoilers: Demon Realm Fertility-IVF Clinics do not do IVF. Instead, the lesbo couples who want have babies must sleep with the incubus sperm donor in order to get fertilized. This is all part of the plan as to monsterize more women and also help single incubi from Demon Realms be paired up with women who'll turn into monsters
>It's okay, incubi are attractive and handsome and indistinguishable from regular human males thanks to mamono mana and any lesbian would spread their legs for a night with a handsome incubus

>>46018919
What does she have to pout about? She's got a body men fall over themselves for upon seeing, a cute pet, some tasty beverage, etc.

>>46018864
Nobody wants to post anymore when mods let shitposting faggots and crossboarder retards reign free.

>>46018949
It's weird. My brain won't let me settle on one specific type of girl. I want smol girls and tall girls and meaty girls and hoss girls and birb girls and snek girls and jacked girls and it just doesn't stop. Pears, tallflats, shortstacks, cakes, hags, everything. I like the idea of monogamy but holy shit am I fucking harembait. Some cuckLim, Nurarihyon or Bicorn is going to strike gold the moment she spots me.

>>46019004
Somebody called her old again.

>>46018949
>Smol girls tend to be smug af, which is hot.

The smugness, it mocks me.

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/53517745
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53537929
Going to set myself to do an Alphabestiary of short character stories of lesser-used mamonos.
>Angel
>Banshee
'C~' next [Fuckoff M*ck, not that one]

>>46019031
Fuck off.

>>46019010

hi thread, im doing a silly little story. do men serve in the order's military, or is it just women? and also, are there many monster girls that have infiltrated the ranks of the order?

>>46019031
Fuck cats.

>>46018996
Doctor T.Nuki runs a Fertility Clinic for Yuri-mamono couples wanting a mamonochild.
>200% pregnancy rate for both partners
>100% Hetero-cure rate
It's really just an Anon matchmaking service with a Gloryhole in the question booth.

>>46019043
I take it you haven't read anything of the setting except some of the profiles? Or else you'd know the answer to those questions pretty easily.

>>46019043
Read the setting and lurk more, newfaggot.

>>46019072
Meh. Let him dream. It's fine by me.

>>46019083
Nah fuck off. Newfaggots don't belong here.

>>46019043
Both men and women serve, that other anon is being a cunt but I do agree to some extent. Read the extra lore on the wiki, it's very helpful

>>46019085
Everyone was a newfag at some point

>>46019085
There is no reason to not to let an anon have fun. Not like this is the mge thread.

Throwing myself into the sea to get a cute sea bishop wife! Poseidon loves me more than the Chief God ever could desu

>>46018930
>The only ones I don't really care for are the explicit, "You are fucking a child," girls
That's fine, the race of monsters that aren't explicitly made for that are better at it anyway.

>>46019093
Cancerous vermin who refuse to lurk can eat shit. As you can see the only retards defending this faggot are bad faith actors like >>46019096

What do you guys consider incubi to be? I know this is a sore topic, but I still wanna talk about it.
I personally put them in the same vein as dark mages, human by appearance, but not in spirit and soul.

>>46019040
>slowly getting buried beneath more and more wives as my first wife, a Bicorn, gleefully hunts down more

On one hand, I like it. On the other, holy shit that's terrifying. Even having two wives is a terrifying thought.

>>46019105
Fuck off.

>>46019107
Read the setting or fuck off.

>>46019107
From what it seems and I hear it seems they went with the most boring option and its just a man whose been "Transformed" by demon energy though the only functional change seems to be making them physically stronger and hornier which is a bit dull but I get the main focus is on the girls.

>>46019107
They're monsters, basically. I like to think some of them pick up traits from the girls that get them to symbolize how they are once species.

>>46019031
If you haven't picked a "C" yet, may I humbly suggest the cursed sword? They don't get a ton of love, but I do love me an... edgy... girl.

>>46019043
Here's some assistance for research, start with the encyclopedia volume 1, the first link needs registration but you can ask questions as its a forum:

https://www.monstergirlsredux.moe/viewforum.php?f=12

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Lore_Books

So at what point do we just turn this into an MGE thread?
It would solve so many problems

>>46019107
They're basically Human+. Humanity with the training weights taken off.

>>46019109
Don't worry anon, bicorn harems have a limit on numbers.

>>46019105
He could've lurked here without checking the wiki, It's not even like this thread follows the rules properly considering most of us here hate /d/ tier shit.
I do agree to some extent, I think I lurked for a couple of years before I started posting. I remember leaving for a while around the same time KDF showed up because I did not like that dude

>>46019127
We don't we just ignore the shitposters plugging their site.

>>46019118
>>46019116
Would you faggots go back to /vg/ or wherever the fuck you dumb cunts came from? It's fucking obvious you're just crossboarder trash,

>>46019114
I have, I know he says that they're just humans with mutations. I don't personally agree though It's kind of a philosophical question
Seriously he doesn't consider dark mages humans with humanity 2 electric boogaloo and I don't think most of you guys would agree with that either

>>46019107
This article from World Guide 3 goes into depth on what incubi in the MGE are. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Topic_-_Heroes_and_Incubi_~The_Unfettered_Ones~_(p71)

Here's the introduction:

> All living things fundamentally have an upper limit to the amount of mana they can contain within their body. Mana is vital energy, the power that life itself possesses, i.e, there are established limits to the amount of power that a race can possess. Humans are no exception to this rule, either, and there is a limit to what is humanly possible. Even if one reaches his limit as a human being through effort and talent, his power will never exceed that of greater monsters and gods who possess high abilities far beyond human limitations. But those who become “heroes” and “incubi” are able to possess even more mana. Through continuous training, they can not only acquire power surpassing that of monsters, but even that of gods. These are beings who have had their human “limitations” removed when some factor caused more mana than a human being is naturally able to possess to dwell within the human body. It is as if their “shackles” are destroyed by the overflowing mana. When this is caused by divine mana, that man is called a “hero”, but on the other hand, when it is caused by mamono mana, that man is called an “incubus”.

>>46019150
>I have
No, you obviously haven't. Now fuck off.

>>46019156
Stop ruining our fun. We are discussing here.

>>46019138
>KDF
What actually happened to him?
All I can remember is some really disturbing 3d models

The writefag telling the pest to eat dick really set him off on a spamming spree, lol.

>>46019150
>The creator of the setting says X is this way
>But I don't agree
Ok, why should we care what you think?

>>46019116
>the only functional change seems to be making them physically stronger and hornier

Untrue, different incubi get extra abilities depending on their habitat and the monster they are wed to.

Volcanic region? Fire and heat resistance. Polar region? Cold resistance. Cavern or nocturnal habitats? Night vision. Aquatic life? Breathing underwater.

>>46019165
Go ahead anon, keep trying to post about how incubi are monster boys or some other retarded shit. I'm sure if you keep at it with the non-existent moderation on /jp/ you'll get some gullible newfags to join in eventually!

>>46019132
That's if I end up with a Bicorn wife. If the cuckLim gets to me first...

>>46019170
You don't actually get water breathing by virtue of being with an aquatic girl. Sea Bishops have a ceremony that's like a wedding that bestows water breathing on men.

>>46019163
Honestly? No clue. Based off of his...tastes, I assume he's probably in prison for CP

Mick is just really intimidated by people who create content for the thread because its usually well received
He is basically a jealous woman

>>46019072
i just needed a refresh but thanks anyway

>>46019163
Nothing. He came back a while ago, shared his mega, and some avatar fanfic about fucking blue children.
>>46019169
This is a 4chan thread.

>>46019189
>create content
By objectively demonstrating not being able to understand a basic unwritten rule to the website and bringing in a legion of other faggots who keep trying to push retarded shit like "uh actually incubi are monster boys"? Are you fucking daft?

>>46019169
>why should we care what you think?
Because you guys don't even take his word as gospel, seriously you guys ignore a lot of the unsavory kinks you guys dislike. Threadcanon and KC canon is different
I admit that I should not have asked this now since Mick is still active, my bad

writing some hot, very sweaty maneater smut

>>46019218
I have a Maneater idea of my own that I desperately hope nobody uses before I get to it.

>>46019206
>"Incubi are monster boys"
Yeah I didn't say that, I don't consider them monster boys the same way I don't consider dark mages monster girls.
Here's a question, if you die and your soul is stuck in the cagie, your spirit is just in the cage are you not a ghost?
What determines humanity?

>>46019210
Hello.
I stopped posting bad stuff because the thread asked me too and I'm very tired.
Stop trying to deflect all your problems onto me.

>>46019206
Maybe you should scroll up a bit so you can see the post I was actually talking about

>>46019226
Fuck off and lurk more.

>>46019231
See >>46019233

>>46019225
is it head under hoodie between sweaty humid steamy cleavage and legs around waist sex?

>>46019188
It immediately turns them into an incubus and thus gives the ability, but it can happen over time when wed to an aquatic monster as well. Most just aren't going to want to wait that long.

>Additionally, those who become an incubus can also adapt to the environment to match the monster that they're coupled with. For example, an incubus coupled with a monster that lives in a desert, or near a volcanic crater, will gain resistance to heat, and an incubus that is coupled with a monster from a snowy country will gain resistance to cold. They gain such strong resistance that they can even actively have sex with monsters in such environments. To provide a remarkable example, due to a ritual performed by a “sea bishop (encyclopedia I – p. 116)”, there are incubi that became able to live underwater. This ritual is performed to quickly change someone into an incubus, so as a result of having been changed into an incubus with the mamono mana of the monsters of the sea, they've adapted to live underwater.

>>46019229
Sorry

>>46019132
And>>46019118
I headcanon that while a Bicorn-Anon harem is limited to about 6, eventually a Bicorn's Incubus-husbando can harem a whole kingdom of mamonos.
If only so there are still enough daughter-mamonos being bred to fill the Portal Day traffic demand.
Also the harem connection in a thousand-mamono harem is going to be pretty tenuous and basically just a temporary single meeting - so for Anons wanting an Oyakodon Momster&stepsister, ofc the mom cant be fully a virgin, but just 'once-used' rather than fully secondhand.
>[cue purity-reeeeing]

>>46019226
>What determines humanity?

In the MGE? The type of mana you have. Human mana, you are human. Monster mana, you are monster. And mana is separate from the soul, to be clear.

>>46019226
>the same way I don't consider dark mages monster girls.
they are. you're not even trying at this point. Now scram

>>46019238
Anon, I've been here since the move from /a/ and never mentioned monsterboys
Maybe you should go lie down

>>46019254
>I've been here since the move from /a/
Sure, and I own a mansion. Fuck off.

>>46019218
>>46019225
Sounds good, feel free to ask if you have any behavior or anatomy questions. A fair bit of extra trivia on the man eaters are known.

>>46019244
Oh it's this retard again, go back to /trash/

>>46019252
Anon, nobody in this thread actually considers dark mages monster girls. It's become a thread joke you can post a random girl in a hat whenever she gets posted.

>>46019244
And why would any monster want a man they only have such a temporary relationship with? Your headcanon makes no sense from the perspective of the monsters.

>>46019206
why must you confuse me for the incubus anon

>>46019218
writing some hot, very (miasma-y?) (undead) smut

>>46019240
Oh thank goodness, it isn't. She clamps her 'sleeve' down onto his hand and makes him cum his brains out just by holding his hand and letting her juices get all over it.

>>46019276
The ultra harem conundrum, isn't it? It's why harems are retarded except for very specific girls like khepris who get off on serving.

>>46019252
It's so fucking obvious what these shitheels are trying to do too.

>>46019165
Yeah, sorry, my bad.
It's almost a bot tier response, except bots can develop into AI.
>>46019122
Actually I was already considering the BadKnife, as agreed she gets little attention, I'll just need to get my head around all the canon 'cutting for mana and orgasm' without getting into g*re-faggotry.

>>46019260
Sick, show me around some time and I may draw something for you

>>46019107
>>46019116
>>46019118
I think we can agree incubi are not only indistinguishable from pure human males but often end up becoming far more sexually attractive and handsome to help attract mamono mates or even seduce human women to monsterize and spread more mamono mana everywhere. Basically any average 4.5-5/10 guy becomes an anime bishonen, ikemen or a male magazine cover model. But there can be subtle hints indicating an incubus from a regular human man.

>I like to think some of them pick up traits from the girls that get them to symbolize how they are once species.

>Incubi who're the husbands of lizardmen or born from lizard moms bear tougher skin that is slash and stab proof like the lizardman's scales
>Incubi who're the husbands of ghosts and certain undead or are born from certain undead mamono moms can phase through solid mass, have cold resistance and have "bonus stats" during night times
>Incubi husbands or sons of big strong UNGA BUNGA beast mamono have high stamina, agility and are physically strong, as in can bench press a wagon and can comfortably eat uncooked raw meat
>And my personal favorite is: incubi who're the husbands of demons, devils, succubi and lilims- or sons born from demon, devil, succubi and lilim mothers have red eyes, darker sclera and can occasionally emit a dark or purple energy aura like their demonic wives do

Watch out for any unusually or unbelievably handsome and good looking man who may or may not have unusually dark eyes and a red pupil while he is accompanied by a stunningly beautiful woman. Could be a demon realm couple.

>>46019277
Because it's fucking obvious you cunts are buddies who are part of the same faggots raiding this thread for over a year now because /vg/ can't be a normal board for five fucking minutes. Eat shit.

>>46019271
The one from the Encyclopedia has always been well liked here, fags posting pictures of random girls always been just shitposting.

>46019297
>even seduce human women
Stopped reading there, get fucked.

>>46019261
I'm going for a young guy and his man-eater wife having a playful back and forth before the sex. He doesn't escape her hugs very often so he tries to savour the time he gets outside her flytrap, while she is constantly trying to tempt him into getting near enough so she can wrap her legs around him.
She's got a personality sort of similar to a pyrow, but smug and more immature.
Throuhgout the sex she's very teasing and constantly asking anon things like "weren't you going to correct me, anon?" but afterwards she's very clingy and loveydovey.

Anything stand out/could be added?

>>46019286
Some harems sure, MGE harems have too many means of avoiding the downsides for that to apply. Want one-on-one time or don't have enough time in the day? Master doppelganger potions or find a way to temporarily access Pandemonium or spaces with Pandemonium magic active.

>>46019307
The offtopic image was sign enough.

>They've gone completely mask off now
God I fucking love being right.
"oh buh buh I'm just trying to ask questions and make some dogshit story that fundamentally doesn't understand MGE anyways why are you mad??!?"
Every time these retards are the exact fucking same.

Calm down with the schizo glowy talk
I only poked fun at furcuck sperging out, I didn't engage with the incubi shit at all.

>>46019317
>>>/vg/
Go back.

>>46019283
Could be hilarious or erotic, or both.

>>46019302
i literally hadnt opened this thread in about a month prior to this >>46019043 post what is wrong with you

>>46019324
It's the initial trick that gets him close enough to nab.

>>46019327
Leave and don't come back then.

>>46019271
They're on the extreme fringe of the cosplay side of things but they are literally a type of monster.

>>46019308
If he's not an incubus yet then you may need to give him some means of not being overcome when she releases vaporized digestive juices (if he is an incubus then if he wants he can learn to keep a somewhat clear head even under the influence of those fluids). Or maybe have her decide to not rely on them when seducing him.

Otherwise sounds good.

>>46019343
In mge they are. But we apply common sense and know they are not.

>>46019336
im posting here more often just to spite you

>>46019348
>Giantess shit
Not helping the "I'm not cancer" horseshit you keep trying to peddle.

>46019352
You're terrible at this. Do better.

>>46019291
Don't apologize, his derangement is is own problem.

>46019297
What's with the /vg/ image anon

>>46019347
I'm speaking about it in the context of MGE you spiteful little ingrate.

>>46019348
Heaven and hell go well together.
My appreciation for angels really went up recently, hopefully the show is popular in japan.

>>46019372
what, are you honestly surprised a creature trying to push monsterboy shit is a vg crossboarder?

>>46019291
>>46019365
>Bunch of crossboarding trash and outright nonsense coming from faggots that haven't even read a single profile in MGE gets posted
>Instead two anons just reply to each other like passive aggressive women while ignoring shit like >46019297 and pretending any aggression they get for their posts fell out of the fucking sky
You fucking raiding retards have been doing the exact same fucking shit for over a year now. Do you really think people haven't caught onto your shit yet?

Is it me or are Gazers not showing up as often anymore? Perhaps they have become more humble over the last year.

>>46019398
I just think it's because the Gazer guy no longer posts here.

>>46019398
That certainly FEELS accurate.

>>46019395
Stop friendly firing you retarded fuck, we were both referring to schizo mick. Who is by the way currently spamming the thread with the shit you're complaining about right now.

>>46019398
I'm about 90% certain Gazerfag dipped out of the community when the whole Cheral Shit Circus was going on. Don't really blame him.

>>46019398
Oldfags stop posting due to life, new responsibilities or the fact that this thread is basically fucking uninhabitable thanks to lax moderation.

>>46019409
Don't butt into something you don't belong in, furfaggot.

>>46019405
Nah, there was still Gazer appreciation even after he stopped coming here himself.

>>46017214
I love hellhounds very very much

>>46019415
Nice damage control.

>>46019244
While currently Anons are in short supply, it leads to a few odd mathematical and genetic situations:
>if there are large numbers of unbred Hags in any generation, there will be a demographic decline in the next generation of younger mamono
>if the previous generation of mamonos are bred from the few mamonos who did find an Anon, the current generation of available mamonos of each species are going to be all sisters from the same pair of lucky parents who had many children.
>statistically some mamono species, especially the less-attractive ones, might become rare and almost extinct if they don't ever get a chance to breed
>this may be aided by random Echidna births restarting extinct species, but as singles theyre still going to be rare

KC's "every Anon gets his chosen mamono on Portal-day" situation will need a lot of certain popular species, and this presupposes that some species will have needed a lot of Anon-Fathers in the past.
Large Harems are one way to expand the ability of a small number of Anons in times of scarcity.
Other options are that with the lack of death in MGE, many of the mamonos at P-Day will be pre-DL Hags who have been waiting the whole current era to finally get an Anon.

>>46019416
I imagine. I hopped into one of those other place meta threads and they were purity policing each other for bad fetishes. God only knows what it was like in other parts of the community.

>>46019425
>pre-DL
I'm not interested in men pretending to be women.

>>46019429
Begone, /vg/ vermin.

>>46019433
Not just the men but the slimes and the mushrooms too.

>>46019417
Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!

>>46019415
Yeah, this where the "Mick is also the Gatekeeper" theory arises.
I don't believe it, it's just the erroneous result of trying to apply logic to responses that have long ago devolved into illogical complaining about everybody being Mick or members of his mythical gang.

>>46019433
Kek, but yes pre-DL Hags are technically going to be at least 50% Alp'd male monsters.
Another 'unintended consequence' to beware of.

>>46019433
More for me. Gimme them pre-DL Ancient Evils. I'll tame them all into proper wives who get spoiled and spoil me in turn.

are you SURE you dont need an adult

Cats.

>>46019433
Get a Hag pre-DL Kikimora.
Some monster species were always all female, so they're going to be safe choices.
I guess generic species like Shoggs and Goos were non-gendered pre-DL so at least they weren't male goos.
Elves stayed male after DL so other than Twink-Elves trying to fake as Trans-females because they look similar, those confirmed as Female Elves are also safe.
Pharoahs by their name were all male, so only second-generation Pharoahs will have been born female.

>>46019487

>>46019492
This cat is too smug
How do we stop her

>>46019107
It's not a sore topic at all, the spergs are just looking for a reason to derail the thread. It's a mostly physical change making them stronger, more survivable, and overall better physically. As a trade-off, they produce more mana and develop the succubi-like need for regular sex. Realistically, it all comes down into being a good mate for their wife(s).
There's plenty of flavors of headcanon among the fandom, but especially the writers. Some like to include low-key mental changes. Personally I enjoy the idea that it makes humans more empathetic and loving. Helps support the cozy utopia setting by giving an explanation for why greedy and power-hungry monsters/incubi are nearly non-existent.
Really, incubi are something I've really enjoyed talking about over the years, and it's been really interesting watching both the official and fan tone change over time.

>>46019495
>smug
Small Hat = Small Mana

>>46019398

>>46019501
She has small mana, but large mana tanks, therefore she must obtain her mana from an alternative source
She steals mana from (you) to power her spells, she must be stopped

>>46019501
Knowledge is stored in the hat, mana is stored in the breasts

>>46019500
>and it's been really interesting watching both the official and fan tone change over time
Similar with Bicorns.
A few years ago even slightly mentioning the existence of the Cuckhorse sent the whole thread into mass denial.
Now they're almost popular.

>>46019491
Just to clarify, there were female pharaohs (both in real life and the MGE), they were just a minority.

>>46019491
Pre-DL Kikis were female but they were very different.

>>46019398
I just don't like Gazer. Even if Gazer likes me!

>>46019510
Harems do seem a bit more popular than i remember, but the star MGs definitely come and go. I remember mantis being much more popular. Sea girls like Krakens.
Just the way of the threads, and friends come and go.

>>46019463
>Kek, but yes pre-DL Hags are technically going to be at least 50% Alp'd male monsters.

Would be quite a bit fewer than that. Harpies, succubi, lamia and other such monster families were always female back then too. And of course, many others had no sex at all.

>>46019526
It also varies with the translations.
There used to be a lot more manwhore Anons who were here for lots of simple casual mamono fucking and monogamous handholding was literally degeneracy.

>>46019536
Bring those days back I say.

>>46019536
Time has a way of weeding out the more casual crowd for sure. I miss them for the liveliness in the threads, but I do like the cozy hugbox posting we have nowadays (shitposters aside). I think we're truer to the setting's intention than we were in 2015. In a perfect world we'll get a resurgence and a bunch of excited newfriends we can share the MGE hugbox with and get the best of both worlds.

>>46019546
I don't care much for the hugbox. Most anons are just here for monster girl pictures.

>>46019043
Sorry you posted this when the shitposters were active. Both serve IIRC, though I doubt anyone would really notice one way or the other. As for infiltrators? Absolutely. Extremists specifically are huge on that. It's kind of their whole shtick.

I for one welcome the harems. I intend to have the largest harem of all. I will become such a powerful wizard that I can create a network of clones that are perfectly capable of impregnating wives that I am connected to at all times so that each of my wives has a Me available at all times. You'll find me in my suburban home whose interior has been magically expanded into a pocket realm the size of Kansas where I spend all my time fucking my wives, raising my children and doing fun stuff like vidya and fa/tg/uy stuff. I'm mostly excited about getting to run a dozen different D&D campaigns simultaneously. Who cares if my pre-DL Ancient Evil wives used to be dudes. I'll have them constantly pregnant in the end so who gives a fuck. Not me, I'll have daughterus to spoil.

>>46019548
>Most anons
Honestly, I think you're in the minority. I think those of us with waifus of varying degrees are in the majority these days. Not that it's a contest or anything to care about, but it does seem like conversations trend towards really cute hugbox stuff. Or at least there are more people who really value the setting/world itself.

>>46019575
That's because only one group is willing to ritual post every single thread but I live for new art like that anon that posted the artist who did all the cat wizard images.

>>46019557
OT but also not-OT, Terry Pratchett does that whole trope in 'Monstrous Regiment' where the whole unit is monstergirls dressed and faking as human males.

>>46019510
Turns out having clarification from KC does wonders since according to Wikifag when telling him about how people view them as cuckhorses, it was like the "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about" meme.

>>46019594
Fuck off man, nobody cares but you can't pick up on that.

>>46019597
Cry me a river Irish boy. If clarification and more accurate translations make a girl more popular I'm all for it.

>>46019557
Most Order Knights are male - to get corrupted by being raeped by mamonos.
The other few Order Knights are female - to get corrupted by being yuri-raeped by mamonos.

>>46019603
We can all see your fake consensus.

>>46019610
>Fake consensus
Meds now or fuck off to TFT so you can jerk it with all the furries there.

>>46019352
giantess? be for fucking real for one second. anything taller than eye level is giantess and verboten to you freaks

We should probably add TFT to the OP, actually.

>>46019626
Don't give it attention, man

Everyones Gangster but they don't know the mantises have been practicing.
Their stealth is greater, they've been lifting weights, drinking juice, they're more nimble.
The only thing holding them back from domination at this point is they're still working out how to manage a smile that isn't tiny.

It's cold inside and I would like to get into matching flannel pajamas with a cute Lim, get under the blankets and snuggle while watching shitty SyFy movies.

You know I'm kind of glad the portals haven't opened because if they did this thread would become literal hell. Knowing Cheshires they would probably not only troll us to death, but enchant us through the screen so we can't leave. God the Cheshire trolls would ruin my brain

>>46019530
He's talking about pharaohs, vampires, etc

>>46019651
The last time I post in here will be to post a picture of me and my wife, or wives, and bragging about getting married. Then I'll fuck off never to return. Mostly because I'll be busy making daughterus.

>>46019651
You kidding? It'd be great. The shitposters would get fixed and the rest of us could hang out and talk about all the cool things were up to with our wives.

>>46019651
Nya

>>46019651
Anon, I could post cool pics of stuff I'm doing with the wives.
Why would this be worse?

>>46019546
I would be lying if I said I didn't miss the wild west days but it's at least in part interesting to see the stories the still active writefags come up with. I do miss folks like RS though with the multi-armed Manticore smut.

>>46019271
i like witches and mages

>>46019271
>nobody in this thread actually considers dark mages monster girls
I do

>>46019672
>She gets multiple peaces of fanart
She's just an OC in a few h mangas, it's weird

>>46019680
The best ones use magic to make themselves more than human, though

Remember this anime?

>>46019398
the power of One Guy to keep a girl aloft

>>46019526
I think Harems have become more popular in the 'hugbox' monogamy era because Anons still want to fuck multiple mamonos, or can't decide on a single waifu choice.
I'd be okay with more casual sex mamonos within the politeness of hugbox rules - not Tyrone-tier lie,pump&run but relations can be mutually beneficial and amicable even if theyre not permanent.
If a mamono wants to have daughterfus, she can go and find an Anon, enjoy having a lot of sex, and if the Anon isn't permanently locked down, neither one is unhappy, and there is a new daughterfu.
Even towns where 'what happens in Vegas' rules apply - if a mamono wants to go wild, party with a lot of Anons and other mamonos, then goes home, later bringing a new daughter into her village, that's cool too.

>>46019651
I'd write a survival guide day by day for anons who either want to play hard to get or just hold out for the mamono type they ideally want to marry. At least until some chesh worms her way into a mod position and rangebans my city to shut me up.

>>46019680
I consider them technically mamonos but they're not exotic enough to hold my attention when there are so many more alternatives.
Same with Dhampirs, theyre literally non-vampires, so just normal 3Ds with odd mothers and sisters. So their only interesting feature is canon 3ways.

>>46019720
And roxy is technically a demon. The cosplay girl is well documented and generally derided.

>>46019720
well, that and fallen dhampirs

>>46019720
They can still suck blood, it's more like they're vampires without the pride and weaknesses.

>>46019699
Among other issues, you're drastically overestimating how easy it is for a MGE monster to get pregnant.

>>46016963
THAT DAMN CAT

>>46019699
That's hot. And it opens up the way for monster girls that are more nomadic instead of all settling down with anon to have kids.
>steppe centaur that demand tribute of men
>contracting yourself out to the sabbath to mana tank a witch for a couple years
>dark elf slavers that have a code of ethics "seven years or seven children"

>>46019704
haku's won't like you undercutting their business

>>46019728
But Dhampirs are COOL and would never succumb to evil!
I heard so from a Human Fencer I adventured with once.

>>46019699
>>46019745
>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband.

>>46019764
yeah but you can tempt her with your sultry clavicles and such

Would you date a cobra girl?

>>46019775
is her chest both large and purple? this is important

>>46019769
>Dhampir blushes and starts acting all flustered after you take off your steel gorget after a long day, leaving your neck exposed.
>She can't stop her keen super-hearing from focusing on the blood rushing through your body with each heartbeat.
>Starts biting her lip, trying not to stare at your pulsing carotid arteries.
>(I DON'T NEED IT. I DON'T NEED IT. I DON'T NEED IT.)

>>46019738
Afaik, different species are more or less fertile - some girls will get pregnant first shot, others may take years, so some mamonos don't need to live with one Anon for years to have children and can be happy with just one quick casual fuck, then the difficult pregnancy species might want to try a dozen different Anons in quick succession to maybe increase their odds.
>the major difference in mamono realm is no STDs so there are no real bad-endings

>>46019777
Reminder apophis are fake cobra girls, the hood is nothing more than an accessory!

Cant trust monster mages, always looking for their next hit of mana. Would probably jump you the moment you're alone after blowing all her mana on flashy spells in the name of "recharging"

>>46019802
Big hat means big mana

>>46019790
Even for the most fertile it may take years.

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.

Also, you have to change a lot more of the lore and setting to make your "casual fuck" idea work at all, to the point that you may as well use a different setting. One of the basic rules of the MGE is that men who want casual sex with monsters are never going to get it.

>>46019786
Trust exercise:
>Dhampir BJ
>focussing, 'no-teeth, no-teeth, no-teeth...'
>accidentally scrapes Anon's D
>that sudden taste of hot blood
>Anon's blood and coom mixing on her tongue

>>46019807
Or does big mana mean a big hat?

Regardless, we continue to see where that mana gathers.

>>46019811
>Dopamine release being linked to drinking blood.
Instant addiction, right on the spot.

Do you think monsters still like the taste of human flesh, or would it repulse them now

>>46019792
Good

>>46019838
Can we say they ever liked the taste of it? Eating humans was an instinctual drive for them back then, not something done for pleasure.

>>46019808
It is, and historically was, only a small nuance in the English translations:
>"they all want to have sex with men"
in the English books was only later clarified to
>"they each want to have sex with only one of the men each"
Hence all the oldskool manwhore Anons and casual fucking back before KC discovered Twitter.

>>46019838
I've spoken with old Pacific Islanders who fondly remember being small children back in the 'good-old-days' and apparently human-flesh is better than the best grade pork.
So I suspect Hags still remember it as being tasty.

>>46019808
Having difficulty getting pregnant historically actually encouraged promiscuity not monogamy.
'Barren' women desperate for a child to preserce a Dynasty would try as many alternate sperm sources as they could get away with in case the problem was their husband.
Similarly, pre-contraceptives, the most likely time for 3D adultery was when the woman was already pregnant with their husband's child, as it was the safest time that their lover(s) couldn't get her pregnant with an obvious bastard.
>In MGE a powerful Lim desperate to get pregnant would be likely to try to gather a Reverse-Harem of as many strong Anons as she could find to increase her chances. Or if an Anon had already given his waifu multiple daughters, he would be seen as a valuable asset to steal.

>>46019918
That's not how the low fertility of monster girls works though. They know the problem isn't them or their husband, but simply that long-lived creatures with high survival rates don't have babies very often. Having sex as often as possible does boost the chances, and no man is better able to do that than the husband their body has adapted to and empowered.

>>46019745
I was writefagging a story like that a few years ago:
An Anon travelling across a monstergirl realm to a reverse-portal to get home by 'trading' his services with the different species tribes along the way - e.g. will impregnate a dozen centaurs of a tribe for a guide across the grasslands, will fertilise a batch of mermaid eggs for safe passage on a raft across the sea, etc etc plus gathering individuals in a Harem-party along the way.
Basically using coom as cash.

>>46019802
>>46019807
You shouldn't trust in monster hag mages or silly witches. One group are fossils and the other ones are annoying brats. The solution is simple, like our friends in Salem did we just have to put them at the stake and put them out medium well

>>46019952
Yin and Yang.
>Anon must fuck them both up the ying-yang

Goodnight Anons, instead watch out when letting tall monsters into your home.
It could actually be two shortstacks in a trenchcoat.

>>46019955
>burn witches?
Witches should be stoned.
Always follow Witches who have the best herbs.

>>46019975
if she floats she's a witch

>>46019975
>>46019983
Burn them!

I tried fighting the local witch but she just put the Curse of Tom on me and now I can't stop thinking about her

>>46019999
Oh dear, she has fallen under the influence of the taisui's eyes and now her husband must deal with it until she comes back to her senses.

>>46020009
>Counterspell
>"Curse of Molly"

How do I defeat kots?
The haggy ones specifically

>>46019999
All monster girls should have swirly eyes.

>>46020079
Water magic

>>46020020
Tausui + Kiki = Tsukki-tsukki

>>46020020
i like the episode where ms kiki comes down with jubjub flu

>>46017604
>shortstack
She's an oppai loli.

Would pharaohs and apophi create "Sandworm Reservations" in which they give a tribe of sandworms a certain territory of the most inhospitable, barren piece of desert land for the sandworms to live autonomously?

*cowbell ringing stops*

>>46020119
the worm does as it pleases. see also; greenworm

>>46020126
The sandworms set up gambling halls, brothels, and slave(both man and monster) auctions in the tunnels they've made. Such is the case in a stateless society. Don't let their dopey looks fool you. They're monsters after all, and they have no moral compass other than sex = good.

>>46020079
you'll have to appeal to their matronly nature, imitate cats and start doing "biscuits" on them, aka grope their chubby belly and adopt a relaxed state, they'll consider you non-hostile

I will drive into Ancient Evil County driving an empty bus and leave with every seat and lap filled. Smol Ancient Evils fit perfectly in Beeg Ancient Evil laps. Ideal for transport. They will not have a choice. I will make them into proper wives who will be spoiled and who will spoil me. I have spoken.

>>46020214
>kneading their chubby belly
ANON YOU SET ME U

>>46020289
you look ok; get in!

>>46020289
>Each bus stop Anon stops at has an ancient evil monster waiting patiently.
>Boards the bus using whatever crazy powers or abilities she has.
>Takes a seat and says nothing.
>This repeats itself for each stop.
>Did they plan this?

>>46020309
It was foretold in the prophecy of the bus schedule

Maybe in tonights dream I'll figure out why that tiger lady wanted to proactively date me so much

>>46020309
>This is just the annual meeting of "The Council of Doom"
>How they were supposed to convene was left cryptic and mysterious to avoid attention, just "Wait at each of these bus stops."
>They were supposed to step through a short-duration magic portal.
>But fate had other plans.