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Tell me about your wife, Anon.

>> No.46244627

>>46244613
*hotwife

>> No.46244661

I wish she wouldn't make me ingest so much of her urine, I have much less energy than I used to and my tummy hurts all the time now like it's going to burst

>> No.46244687
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>>46244613
She is the cutest girl in Gensokyo and I love her more than anything in this world.

>> No.46244713
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>>46244613
Sexxo and brutal, primal, animalistic violence.
You may call her a demon, but that belies the demon that hides within us all.

Also I like LLS a lot.

>> No.46244753

>>46244613
She disappears when I take my meds ;_;

>> No.46244783
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>>46244613
She likes to brutally assault my prostate any time anywhere.

>> No.46244791
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Akyuu, i've described this many times before, but i think she is the ideal girl for me, every little detail about how she looks to how she behaves, and any percieved flaw about her, just add mroe and more charm to herself, sometimes i've found myself wondering how can i even keep getting mroe charmeed by her through the months and years we've been together.
And aside that, i really like this picture of hers, it feels just right as a more mature verions of herself, from the bridal gloves, ot the amused expression, it feels much better than other 'mature' images of her that i've seen around

>> No.46244817

>>46244713
Your balls must be in a very rough shape.

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>>46244817
Drained dry every morning and night.
I'm not complaining though.

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>>46244613
my wife is a beautiful, amazing, lovely bunny rabbit and we have lolicon-incestual threesomes with Tewi.

>> No.46245410
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She giggles when I enter inside her

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>>46244613
It was a shotgun wedding
who would have thought giving gappy a birthday gift would have such a massive effect

>> No.46253779
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>>46244613
She’s the smartest woman I know and has beautiful curly hair

>> No.46253808

>>46245410
Have you been feeling ill lately, Anon?

>> No.46253870

>>46253808
Ill? I can only feel relief.

>> No.46254016
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She can sometimes be too smug but she's still passionate about her job and is never rude although she can have trouble meeting new people. She's beautiful in flight and really skilled at her job.

>> No.46254056

She's out there somewhere. I'm not ready for her yet, but when I am she'll reveal herself.

>> No.46254059
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>>46244613
very soft, super smart, and values loyalty

>> No.46257076
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>>46244613
The most elegant, beautiful and refined woman in all of Gensoykou

>> No.46257481
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She's my special girl.

>> No.46257985
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My adorable wife is a woman of many talents! She's an entrepreneur, an excellent cook, and she even has a band. Her voice is lovely and she'll even sing a lullaby for me to help me sleep.

>> No.46258145

But you can't marry drawings...

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>>46258145
silly anon they don't want you to know this but gensoukyo is real and your wife is waiting

>> No.46258588

I will stay single forever, i don't need a youkai as a wife

>> No.46258641

>>46258588
Same. We're very similar. Maybe we should, y'know...

>> No.46258758

>>46258641
Silence Youkai, i'm not falling for that

>> No.46258788
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>>46258145
During my life I have spilled more seed to drawings than real women. I do not care. I will marry my 2D wife and I will be happy.

>> No.46258797

>>46257985
Your wife gives great kisses, Anon!

>> No.46258807

>>46257985
your wife gives the best wingjobs, anon!

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>>46258788

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my wife is kind and pretty

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She is a vampire who is respectful of humans.

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She's cute and doesn't talk back. The perfect wife.

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We love making Gunpla together. And then we play Mobile Suit Skirmish with them.

>> No.46272700

She made me pancakes this morning, pretty sweet of her.

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