/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cats can be cows too.

>>46300050
rude hounds don't get scratched just above the tail

>That awkward moment when you tell your best friend to get pregnant while you're having practice sex
>That slightly less awkward moment when she agrees

bite the vampire to assert dominance

>>46300071
It's just for the tax break dude

Eros HATE! Block all Erosposters! Reject all Erosite propaganda! Block all Erosite advertising!

>>46299999
Checked, Dragonia cemetery is the place to go.

>>46300074
That's some real fetishy reverse play, anon.

>>46300126
It's all fun and games until your dragon zombie starts regaining her memories.

>>46300137
>Bite the vampire
>Give the dhampir a speech
>Tie up the spider
>Claw the cat
>Make the turtle bully you
>Oho at the wight
>cat call the oni

>>46300074
I'm gonna bite a zombie and see if she turns into a human.

>>46300155
She'll have already enjoyed plenty of cuddles, headpats, and scritches.

I will dethrone Deonora and eat the rich.

I will eat the slime queen like gelatin.

i want an obese wock wife american please

I will protest Malef's rule by setting myself on fire.

>>46300179
Basically pre-MEREd at that point. She might pretend not to have her memories for a while just to spare herself the embarrassment while still enjoying the zombie treatment.

>>46300164
>Tie up the spider
Oooh, that really activates my almonds.

>>46300057
Of course, cats love milk so its only fitting that they get good at making milk too.

be weary of paraguayan monster girls they got some tendencies to give that shota potion ad raise u as their husband

>>46300255
Oh no?

>>46300164
>backstab the dhampir with a demon silver dagger
>reveal that it was all a ruse and really you were hired by her mother to give her some grandkids

>>46300036

>>46300293
u okaty with that

>>46300302
>Nothin' personal, Wifemont. I just gotta get laid, that's all there is to it.

>>46300381
Shh! She wants to surprise daddy with a hug! Play along!

>>46300381
ushis are masters of stealth

I need tips on how to slip away from a Hellhound without activating her chase instinct.

Why doesn’t anyone take the maze pill?
>Cool and unique locations in an ever changing labyrinth
>Filled to the brim with sweet loot, fun puzzles, and challenges
>And filled to the brim with cute minos who keep getting lost

>>46300500
Throw a pack of beef jerky to distract her.

>>46300500
Delicious hot dogs on your hot dog will distract her while you slip away!
Hot dog!

>>46300528
Be honest. Did you make this? You posted it last thread

>>46300214
Pointless, they will just laugh and throw your burned corpse in a nameless tomb

>>46300500
Just walk away, LMAO. It's that easy. Inb4 someone does it backwards with their coat above their head like they're fending off a grizzly or something.

>>46300474
That's true. Here's protip, though. If you're talking about Ushis, maybe think about posting one?

>sports festival day at MGE school
>after various sex competitions it's turn for the family games
>boys and fathers in a thug of war match between classrooms
>Monster girls and moms in an anal tug of war with other classrooms like this https://files.catbox.moe/zhb0xw.jpg
>boys and fathers have shooting target matches with water guns
>monster girls and moms have target squirting competitions with prices in this way https://exhentai.org/s/e1393124cc/1715161-23
>they end with gladiatorial style matches between classrooms with boys and father fighting with styrofoam weapons like in American gladiators
https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm
>meanwhile monster girls and moms fight with double sized dildos and the ones who makes the other cum first wins https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm
>it all ends with a lewd cheerleader show

Ah sport festivals, fun for the whole family

I'm going to follow Miss Cupid around asking her about her work constantly and distracting her from doing her job like an annoying pest to see if I can make her snap from her stoicism and lose her composure.

>>46300658
Smart thinking, Anon! Every Cupid distracted means a few more men can slip away from Eros' twisted schemes!

>>46300658
If you really piss a Cupid off, she'll use the black arrow on you so never get to feel love again anon.

>>46300699
That's okay, I'm used to it by now.

coffin shoppin

>>46300071

https://voca.ro/1allLky8279M

>filming nature documentary about untamed ushi-onis
>take a small film crew of two guys to come with me into the woods of zipangu where we find two ushis fast asleep in the distance on a rock rise
>"Here we see the fine specimen hibernating now. Ushi-Oni go long periods without any viable prey, it causes them to become slightly lethargic and somewhat sad, but take care not to let your guard down. The moment one of these bloodthirsty creatures spots you, she will not cease to pursue you. She'll chase you to the ends of the earth, and her massive claws and horns easily sheer trees and rock in her way. Your best bet is to try tricking her sense of direction or fleeing into a small space she can't fit, like a hole in the ground or a tiny alcove. God help you if you make the mistake of climbing a tree."
>midway through another ushi grabs the cameraman from behind and takes us by surprise
>take the camera for myself while me and mic man film the cameraman whose shaking in his boots and pleading for help silently like his life was on the line
>"Careful now. If you show any sign of distress, it will trigger her killing instincts, she'll crush you alive!"
>keep reassuring him he'll be fine and to just not make any sudden reactions or he'll activate the rape instinct of the ushi latched onto him
>she suddenly kisses his cheek
>he begins crying and begging for mercy which makes her pounce him and begin raping which wakes the other surrounding ushis
>me and mic man abandon him and begin running for our lives, nature documentary has turned into found footage horror
>get last glimpse of mic man trying to fend one of the ushis off from himself with the mic pole before falling and tripping myself
>last few seconds of recording is me flipping over and screaming at the giant ushi closing in until her huge breasts smother the lens and then
>all goes dark and the audio cuts out

>>46300850
stuff like that is why i watch (for scientific purposes) jubjubs bathe from a safe, upwind distance

>Play King's bounty the legend as a Mage
>Blow shit up right and left
>Can marry 2 boring/useless humans(they give shit bonuses),1 frog princess that can turn into human,demon,dwarf and elf
>Marry the elf
>After 5 min of winning battles(random encounters)
>Elf wife/Neoka:Husband do you hear the cheer of your solders praising your name after each battle and good deed you do? have you thought of us having a child?
>Sure
>15 min later i already have 3 elf chidren and here is elf wife demanding another child
Damn.

What does the Demon Lord do when there's a rebellious Lim daughter that refuses to date and instead absolutely despises humans? She genuinely tried to kill the last few humans her friends tried to match her with, she really wants to go unmarried forever.

>>46300551
he probably just spams most recent shit he can find, pay it no mind or report for flooding if you wish

>>46300704
>coffin for modern day vampires
lol

>>46300981
>She genuinely tried to kill the last few humans
Not a thing.
Even the most heartless monster girl, ice queen, while do not give a shit about human suffering, will still save them and prevent them coming to hard.
Also since the DL whole thing was to stop killings it would meant she royally fucked up somewhere when she rewrote the universe rules.
Come to think of it, you're probably a troll but I've already typed this out so fuck you.

>>46300985
Milky coins

>>46301020
at least he graduated from "would you rather" prompts

>>46301020
>prevent them coming to hard
Monster girls would never do that.

>>46301020
I want to be mistreated by the Ice Queen who talks all about how much she disdains humans but then be taken into her castle and cared for by her anyway!

>You can just give this kind of thing to men and they will be thrilled

>>46301108
Isn't that elf used goods?

You should impregnate a vampire right now.

thinkin' bout those big titty hounds

>>46301061
>You know I loathe the smell of hot cocoa
>The nearest diner is closed, I will have my servants prepare me d- us, dinner
>I cannot get a wink of sleep with your incessant shivering, no I can't make it warmer, it's an ice palace you halfwit
>We will go to town to buy blankets and warm clothes tomorrow and you will NOT cling to me or hold my hand

>>46301126
If she wants me to, she'll have to make me. I won't stick my dick in an evil monster.

>>46301126
Eh, no. I'll let some other guy do the work and impregnate his dhampir daughter instead.

>>46300513
it's too perilous

>>46301119
Don't reply to the spammer please

>wight when she realizes she forgot to tell her guest that sometimes undead use poison in the drinks as "spice"

>>46301206
The head needs to be at least twice as large to fit the body.

>>46301089

Elves hate us humans more than anything, every time Elves see us they treat us like garbage. They keep talking about how inferior we are. Maybe they have a point, after all we only live around 80 years ourselves, they live for thousands.... they're so much better than us, we can't even compete. Next time an Elf berates me, I will just agree with her and admit us humans are worthless compared to her kind.

>>46301262

>>46301291
Just pour water on them.

>>46301291
This is how you get a concerned Elf hag to start telling you that you matter while hugging you tightly.

>>46301291
We created flamethrowers, they live in forest, they should think twice before talking shit, just saying

Hairy monster pussy, yay or nay?

>>46301312
But no amount of hugging is going to suddenly make me worth anything, us humans will still be inferior to Elves. Elf hag just proves it by trying to cheer me up, because an Elf like her is a noble being who feels compassion, whilst us humans are full of hatred and evil. I still won't matter compared to an Elf like her...

>>46301375
I like a nice tasteful bush, but if the forest down there has grown so much it achieved consciousness, then it is time to grab the trimmer.

>>46301375
YAY

>>46301381
>b-but
Shut up and just let the hag hug you.

>>46301291
I don't know. Between dwarves, demons, and their own dark kin we humans seem low on the list of elf hate priorities.

Necrophilia never killed anybody.

>>46301375
yes, especially on a chubby p'orc

>>46301495
wiry porc muff

>>46300985
Oh no. somebody is posting monster girl stuff in the monster girl thread again.

Just one more seal, that should do it. Maybe two or three, just to be on the safe side.

>>46300981
Just hope one of her monster girl friends reverse alps. If that doesn't work then maroon her on monster girl island and gaslight her into thinking all humans are gone now.

>>46300653
The anal tug of war looks hot

>>46301119
What happens in any particular millennia stays in that millennia. It's the immortal code of conduct.

Miss Dryad would be a horrible wife to have, she is a literal tree! She's stuck in the ground, she can't even move. She can't come travel the world with me and accompany me on ventures. She can't even cook me food. Plus you are NOT supposed to have sex with trees. She is made of bark that feels awful.

0/10, Miss Dryad is the worst monster you could marry hands down.

>>46301592
wrong, wrong, wrong. And bark feels good fyi. I hope you run into a creepy willow dryad who will set you right.

>>46301623
No way, I will avoid all trees. They can't come and get me since they can't move.

>>46300653
>meanwhile monster girls and moms fight with double sized dildos and the ones who makes the other cum first wins https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm
So that's how school fights get settled on monster schools

>>46301641
A really good argument for going to a school with lots of different types of girl.
Don't handicap your sons love life. Send him to a mixed school so he can make an informed decision of what kind of girl he marries.

>>46301633
Anon there are species of trees that can walk so to speak. A dryad version would defiantly be able to run.

>>46301570
yea, that's the part I dont get either
it's not that low quality, it's just, meh. not awful enough to make people angry, but not good enough to get positive engagement either. its just a waste of space, like littering. not that bad but also not a good thing either.

>>46301592
>She can't even cook me food.
You just need to find a nice fruit Dryad.
>>46301672
>defiantly
>Dryad running just to stick it to people who told her she can't

>>46301672
No, no no no no! No! They are immobile trees they CANNOT get me, they WON'T get me. Never, NEVER.

>>46301692
"The trees can't get me here!"
>Anon mutters to himself, hiding in his closet.
>"But Anon," his house murmurs
>"Your home is MADE from trees."
>"Trees like me."
>And then Anon was fucked by his house.

>>46301692
Anon, these are the legs of someone that can move and run. You are going to hang from the tree.

>>46301689
Apple pie for dinner, every night until the end of time.

We're reaching levels of mofu that shouldn't even be possible.

>>46301750
She's more tail than fox now.

I do NOT want my dick sucked by a Manticore's tail pussy until my balls are dry. They are so creepy and weird, I would not like it.

>>46301750
That little girl is at least 1200 years old...

>>46301750
>monster tries to chase you but keeps tripping over her own tails

>>46301750
I see hags are getting extremely desperate

POST PICTURES OF GREMLIN OR YOUR PIPES WILL SPRING A LEAK!

>Kiki you may access, clean and enjoy any room in the manor
>however there is one exception
>you may never enter the laboratory
>I don't care if there is blood seeping from the door, you are never to go in
>do you understand?

>>46301832
>Manticore's tail pussy
Their what?
is your manticore deformed or something.

>>46301860
Okay I'll bite, are you stupid or just baiting for replies?

Bros I don't feel so good.

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>>46301866
I am engaging with posts by replying and posting a normal manticore.
This is a joke due to the manticore you are likely thinking of being a franchise with a very strange manticore.

>>46301847
Gremlins would be a lot of fun to bully.

>>46301878
Unexpected triple Akaname. Thanks for your work, Wikidude.

You WILL marry the hag snake
You WILL have at least 6 kids with her
You WILL enjoy getting coiled by hag snake seeking warmth
You WILL be happy

>>46301940
Miia hit quite the rebellious phase.

>>46301940
I could not win against hags

>>46301940
shes fat
look at her paunch
FAAAAT

>>46301940
I will when she gets here.

>>46301914
Very nice.
You're gonna get a tongue bath.

Mashiro was my intro to monstergirls and still lives rent free in my head.

need me an alarune to protect me from the zombie gyarus strolling around my lawn, looking to steal my cum

>>46301895
Gremsex....

>>46301847
Will Miss Grem fix my leaky pipe?

Wock told me she knew how to cook but the only recipes she knows are spam fritters and deep fried mars bars. No wonder everyone in Wonderland is fat.

>>46302110
Yeah, fat ass and fat thighs... And fat tits... Mmmmmmmm...

Summer time OgreSpider is done!

>>46302110
get a wock from either lousiana or latam
they know how to cook

>>46302141
Been waiting for this. Wonderful work anon.

>>46302110
She knows... other recipes. You just have to know how to ask.

I want the delinquent vampires to bullying me and drinking my blood.
I need that!

>>46302110
imm going to willingly break into wonderland

>>46301940
the guy yelling lich wife makes a good point

Miss Cursed Sword told me to kill myself

>>46302225
Anon don't listen to the Soul Calibur. She's a lying whore who wants to freeze the world.

>>46298783
it is nice to him doodling again

>>46302241
>She actually doesn't have anything evil planned.
>She just thinks you're cute.

>>46302141
I humbly request holy cow

>>46302299
Sure but I'm adding oppai_loli tag to It

>>46302141
Supremely biteable nipples.

>>46302141
Oh, my goodness, she's adorable!

Wait, if the Demon Lord was overthrown by something that's not a succubus, would the mamono revert to what they were before or stay the same as they are now?

>>46302422
Not automatically, and there's no point in them changing back or to something else when their current state is objectively an improvement (not just to their husbands and other humans, but to themselves) over what they were before.

>>46302350
Kaga is my wife.

>>46302446
It's possible the only actual changes would be more or less physical
A baphomet demon lord would mean everything's a loli
A cow DL would mean cow tits for everyone
You get the idea

>>46302422
im going to put a wyrm as the next one

>>46302422
The Lilim are already basically miniature Mamono Lords in their own right so this question is at the very least silly. Horny monster women are here to stay.

Any phantom writer born after 1993 can't write. All they know is Marvel, Orange Man Bad, "plot holes don't matter", and lie.

>>46302422
No they would just slightly change
>Holst sits on throne
>Every monster gains 2 cup sizes and starts lactating all the time

>>46302299
This is a cleric I'd happily adventure with.

>>46302446
>New DL is a Hebi.
>Accidentally imprints her NORMAL, RATIONAL love for Anon on every other mamono.
>Now her paranoia is just regular noia--they're really after her Anon!

>>46302532
Sounds stupid, I could imagine every monster becoming yandere for the guy they love but not all becoming interested in some random dude

>>46301684
cute ants

>>46302422
A dragon demon lord would purge the succubus mana out and all monsters would become more dragon and less succ(human). They'd probably also become more evil? It's unclear.

But
What if there is no demon lord? What then?
Can I be the next demon lord?

>>46302241
That's a different artist.

I propose we elect the next DL by trial through guitarhero

>>46302599
>Can I be the next demon lord?
No, I called dibs.

>>46302601
who do you suppose that picture might be welcoming back?

13 angels standing guard 'round the side of your bed

Showing your plants some love helps them grow.

>>46302660
I want to fuck a tree

Mamono mana gathers, and now my decadence begins.
It shall not end until I become a desperate hag.
I shall take no husband, hold no hands, birth no children.
I shall wear no rings and take no commitment.
I shall live and die in my sorority. I am the whore in the darkness.
I am the glory hole in the walls.
I am the girl that takes the innocence of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Pyrow sisterhood, for this party and all the parties to come.

>>46302665
throwing a bucket of water at a pyrow

>>46302665
Mating pressing a pyrow

>>46302686
Olive pressing a pyrow.

The micronation of Sealand will not bend to the mamono. Sealand will defend its rights.

Foxes should wear masks more.

https://twitter.com/nekoreset13/status/1766388754732974565?s=20
the future foxes want

>>46300050
Won't you get out the way, Ol' Dan Tucker

>>46302755
https://exhentai.org/s/c9e6483934/2847134-18

>>46302718

Venus de milo gargoyle will take up arms

Bulky Pyrow from a gym would be the best friend to me.

>>46302776
Why is the like this

I'll make a deal with Miss Flayer, I'll do anything she wants of me, so long as she DOESN'T flay me.

>>46302776
Why is she like this

>>46302818
Girls are cutest when they're retarded.

>>46302776
>>46302818
She looks autistic

>>46302832
Not the teary eyes...

wurmtistic

Convincing the local news rata into not writing a hit piece on you by marrying her!

>>46302818
That's just the way foxes are made.

>E-dating some old pyrow hag
>We finally meet up
>She’s younger than me and is not a hag in anyway
>Makes me star in her tiktoks, sing karaoke, ride mechanical centaurs and play Fortnite with her
>Even sneak a dispel glamour potion in her drink
>Nothing
What the hell am I supposed to do now? I don’t wanna hurt her feelings but I love hag pyrows who try to act young and hip, now young pyrows are really young and hip

>>46302896
I want to slap everyone who made it so that "Dark Elf" means "Brown Elf"

>>46302896
I had this old image of a kind of drow elf sitting in a throne with loads of spider imagery and I totally lost it.

>>46302793
The best friend with life long benefits.
;And not just cause she's good at moving furniture

>>46302900
How would you feel about the opposite, a young Pyrow trying to be relatable to an old geezer like you?

And just like that I managed to find it again.

>>46302900
Pyrow hags that act like young gals are the best

>>46302972
I wish Vada would draw some zombies from time to time

Mana is store in the
>Tits
>Thighs
>Ass
>Hat
I keep getting so many answers WHICH IS IT?

>>46303102
Yes

>>46303102
hat of course
why else would they wear those big silly hats?

x is best girl

>>46303153
X is equal to Dormouse here

>>46303153
Correct Diabloses are the best. Digging > flying

>"Waaaahhh! O-Onii chan, why won't you go on a cute date with me and lets d-do lovey dovey stuff together...?"
It's simple Bapho-chan. I don't like you, and I will NEVER like you. Leave me alone. Stupid fucking loli.

I am weak to big butts

>>46303195
>Cows have not only the best tits but the best asses
OP, nerf when?

>>46303189
>being rude to a monster for no reason
The government shall now force you to marry her.

>>46302902
Dark Elves are brown you nonce. Drow are obsidian skinned or whatever colour they are because of the corruption of Lolth on them.

>>46303220
When the other girls get to just laze about all day like they do.

>>46303153
Z is better

Big Shrimp

>>46303328
jumbo shrimp, fun to bite

keep spending most their lives living in a monstas paradise

How do I show my pyrow bullies I have that “W rizz” and can pull a “shorty” with the “gyatt”

>>46303330
Cute Draco Newt, I'd happily go adventuring with one.

>>46302896
Source of art???

I want to pamper a overworked Kiki.

>>46301878
>that pyrow blowjob

im back from jail, what did i miss?

>>46303641
Turns out that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

>>46300653
Sauce on the webms?

>>46303439
https://twitter.com/meadowlurking/status/1766542997926117467

>>46303710
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/72927321

>>46303641
Akira Toriyama is kill.

>>46303761
fuck

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that the reason why cheshires always play at being big spoon despite their size is because they don't want you to see how flustered they get.

>>46303820
>Let cheshire be big spoon
Why, so I can let her spank my ass when I'm trying to sleep? Nice try.

>>46302902
Despite only being 13% of Elves....

>>46303641
Snape killed Dumbledore.

>>46301641
>killing gapes
>the one with the strongest ass wins

>>46300981
Depends on the severity of past incidents involving her. If it gets really bad, if that lim is really getting disruptive and unreasonable...she might bring in a professional

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the hell?

>>46304079
shitpost bot broke, R&D

Has everyone gone to sleep?

>>46304166
Im about to

>>46304166
can't sleep; fox going to get me

>>46304166
I just woke up, haven't even had my coffee yet. It's Sunday. Which solar deity are you worshipping today?

>>46304166
I'm at work lmao
wish a danuki would just pick me up and be my 'sugar momma' or whatever so i don't have to work this boring job and had time and funds for doing the things i wanna do

>>46304193
None, I'm emerging to and need to prepare my self for churh

>>46304285
Night shift or euro?

>>46304079
Looks like an ASCII-text picture with fucked format.

What if the monster didn't try any tricks or hoodwinks against you and just calmly strutted up and politely requested you have sex with her, just like that?
>"Hello saar, good morning, I find jhoo very attractive saar. I am very aroused. Wuld jhoo please have secks with me, saar?"

What would you do?

I would like to watch a jazz concert with a large fluffy hound forcing me to use them as a chair but i'm pretty sure I'd just fall asleep on them

>>46304501
Sure why not, she seems like a nubile creature

i love fucking eels
that is all

Do jorou-gumos keep their nighttime attitude secret or do they tell guys up front about what they’ll do to them when the sun goes down?

>>46304757
Maybe she's like Lunch and doesn't really know what the other personality is doing?

walk without rhythm
it won't
attract
the worm

>>46304962
Worms can't handle my boogie

>>46304975
Shai-Hulud always finds a way.

>>46304975
>Sandworm shows up in front of you
>do a 360 and moonwalk away from her
SHAMONA

>>46303328
fookin prawns

>>46305261
Yes, you should be fookin the prawns

>>46305404
>Fox mask has ears
>When fox already has ears
Feels a bit redundant

Wurmy stared into the abyss for too long.

>>46305498
and then the abyss said
>I liek roks :D

>>46305498
That’s just a dalamadur, it’s just a really big and lazy snake that needs to take frequent breaks, like that one fat kid in gym class trying to run the mile

>>46305475
It's a fox mask. Not a masked fox.

>>46305498
She's got that long tongue and unhinged jaw for those deep kisses

>>46305498
Looks like she has heartburn

>>46305757
A huge advantage in gaping tournament

>>46304757
I just reread their entry in the MGE Wiki, and they get described in a way that makes it sound 100% intentional.
Day Face Jorou
>"Oh, Anon, I'm not like those *other* spiders. I just want a man to hold hands with, cuddle, and get to know you better."
Night Face Jorou
>"Of course you're bound in my thread! How else can we cuddle?"
>"Now let Mommy get those pants off so she can get this cuddle session started."
>"Oooooh, Mommy likes it when you struggle. It's like you're alive inside her."
>"I don't care if you just came. Mommy needs to cuddle her gooey, pathetic little quickshot boy and she's only going to stop when she decides."
Uh, I don't think all Jorou Gumos are Mommy dommes. I just typed this out that way as a joke! It's just funny is all. "Mommy Spider, if you're reading this I need you to find me and cuddle me!".

>>46305757
Word. Plus, women who eat with gusto are cute. CUTE!

>>46304501
I would prefer if she took me on a date first, but sure, I wouldn't turn down such a well-mannered lady.

>>46300036
The quest giver in question.

>>46304501
She sounds like she gives it up easy. Don't want a disease.

Miss Yeti has gone stir crazy in her cabin
https://files.catbox.moe/xea6uy.jpg

Sharks are kind, orcas are deceitful bullies. Don't forget it.

>>46306005
Ancap mage

Do satryoses ever have sober sex or is it always the drunk sloppy kind where you both say really embarrassing things and have hangover waffles at IHOP together?

>>46300036
What is the mamono take on this juicy twitter discourse?

https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1766262871971835967

>>46306233
https://files.catbox.moe/milmai.jpg

>>46306306
I want the opinions of online vampires.

Surrender your heart!

>>46306366
I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I were, my opinion would be that you should post neck pics.

>>46306227
they are always love drunk if that counts

>>46306306
Damn catbox won't load on my end. What's the picture all about?

>>46306506
Nothing important. Just dabbing on twitter retards.

>>46304962

>>46306227
I'd imagine it'd be a variety of kinds.
>Sloppy drunk sex on date night.
>Lazy, hungover sex the morning after. Followed by IHOP. Or Denny's. Or Waffle House. Or one of those local diners that's the same food, but a buck cheaper and obviously higher quality.
>Mischievous workplace sex when she shows up to your job 3 glasses into her day and wants to get a fix before dinner.
>Gote on Top before dinner.
>After dinner dessert sex.
>You play one of those YouTube videos of goats bleating and she gets territorial about you.
>SEXY PANCAKE GOTE MAKES YOU PANCAKES.
I think maybe I just want pancakes.

Pspspspsps

>>46300036
Imagine MGE, but it has to get creative in its commercial advertisments like Star Wars did with Cerveza Cristal when it showed I'm TVs in Chile.

>https://youtu.be/jSgMWAi9YPA?si=OvtN0_w-NVG9NXx-

>Scene of Wilmarina drawing her sword from her hilt
>Creative cut to a closed up succubus' hand pulling out a can of beer

>Scene where the Order High Priest antagonist is conducting a sermon and opening his bible
>Creative scene cut of an off screen man's hands opening a hollowed Order bible to reveal the advertised beer brand

>>46301940
How can she be cold with all that lovely fat.

Lisan al Gaib

Lisan al Gaib

Lisan al Gaib

Lisan al Gaib

Lisan al Gaib

Lisan al Gaib

>>46306637
you have alerted a manticore

>>46306657
She gets scritches if she is a good girl

>>46304501
>show cock and bals

>>46306215
>go swim in shark infested water
>encounter mershark
>she acts friendly to attract me closer and puckers as if she wants to give me a kiss as a feint
>fucking smiles and then snaps my neck with her jaws
Barely got away with my life. Sharks are pure EVIL. Never trust sharks.

>>46306702
>he posts under the sea, his head on his shark wife lap pillow

I'm gonna show my monwife my pet cat, he's a very lovely boy and I think they'll be fond of each other.

>>46306748
Makes sense. Mamono liek kots.

>>46305498
ah yes, edgy wurm who >:(

>>46305851
>gooey, pathetic little quickshot boy
i dont like girls that talk like this. She can be as dominant as she wants but insults is where I draw the line and no amount of aprodesiacs or whatever is gonna keep me hard through being bellittled. Life already does enough of that, anyway.

>>46306506
just use an online proxy you dolt

>tfw im alwas carded for everthing
>man it sucks being a dark mage

>>46306215
Shorks in fishnets

>>46306887
Fair. I know mommy dommes in general are... specific... but yeah, that particular dirty talk is even MORE specific.

>tfw im alwas carded for everthing
>man it sucks being a dark mage husband
>i don't like needing uppies to grab stuff from the top shelf
>i hate people not believing me that I'm the father of m daughter and not her bab brother

>>46306887
The beatings will continue until morale improves.

There is no such thing as bad luck. Black Werecats cannot make me unlucky if I refuse to date them.

>>46306986
are werecats black cause they got raven hair or cause they are brown skin?

I will not be TOM'd by a black werecat

>>46307020
>no shortstack malef to screw on your dick whenever you want
Sucks...

>>46307058
That's no shortstack. That's chibi or onahole tier.

>>46307082
I still want a shortstack Malef.

I'm in a slithery mood today.

>>46304187
Her Hagness.

>>46307123
snake sex is more refreshing than a cold shower. You should still take a shower after it though.

Helldog

>>46307289
Zombie sex is the real refresher, but you really need a shower after it

>>46307350
she looks like a good girl

>>46307350
sexo

>>46307366
Zombies don't stink
That's living monsters propaganda
I bet the Danukis are behind this

>>46307398
Zombies need mana to stop stinking and start regenerating, go ahead and do your part, fill a zombie with mana tonight

Momma always told me never to talk with no h*ckwan. They're nothin' but bad influences, that's what! Just prowlin' 'round the streets and stealin' burgers n' hot dogs off Pa's grill.

Just feed the heckwan burgers until she becomes fat and lazy

I will do everything in my power to avoid getting Dragon'd.

>>46307636
it's not too hard provided a wurm, dragonzombie or malef doesn't lock on

>>46307647
Why not simply mere the dragon first?

>>46307647
>wurm
>lock on
Not the wurm missiles!

>>46307659
bogey on my 6
i can't shake her

>>46307647
Thankfully I live nowhere near Wurms or Malefs, but Dragon Zombies might be a problem. How do I avoid them?

>>46307681
Tips for avoiding Dragon Zombies:
1. You don't
2. There's one outside your door now

>>46307757
Lies. She has to guard her goldpile. She has no time to get me.

>>46307757
I just checked and you LIED to me. You LIED to me on the INTERNET, the most sacred of places on the Internet, too. 4CHAN. Domain of only truth.

>>46307757
Surely if I just pretend I'm not home she'll go away...

>>46307788
bro she's z-targeting you

Jubjubs are too small and weak to rape you.

>>46307963
well there's jubjub and then there's jubjub(horny, motivated)

>>46307890
This thread is against used goods and NTR, then why do you keep spamming this character?

>>46307980
There are no website rules stating he can't post Frieren.
>b-but muh general
General "rules" are nonexistent and made up. Please take it up with the janitor if you don't like it (you will get banned and laughed at btw)

>>46307980
asking questions you already know the answer to

>>46307995
I don't know why I expected some intelligence from a tourist

>>46307978
She is still too weak, she cannot rape a fully grown man.

>>46308002
No anon, spouting the phrase "tourist" does not automatically win the argument for you. Feel free to spam the report button and prove me wrong. I am sure it will end well and not with you getting publicly executed lmao

>>46308018
>No anon, spouting the phrase "tourist"
It applies to someone that has never been here and doesn't the rules we all adhere to, I doubt that someone that has been here for more than 10 years is so retarded and does thing against on purpose, it goes against basic human intelligence

>>46308026
Again, there is no website rules stating you cannot post Frieren, or in your words, "used goods and NTR" (despite the image showing nothing of the sort), on an image board. A shame you seem to be mentally stunted and cannot understand this.

>>46308048
I overestimated your intelligence, I won't waste more posts with this discussion and I see why no one before tried to engage with you before.

>>46308048
going against the grain in a social setting leads to friction, if you need the basics of social etiquette.

I accept your concession. Have some more cute elf while you recover from the butthurt.

Imagine posting anything, but hellwan.

>>46308070
Hi mick

>post an elf in the thread where you post monster girls and elves and stuff
>MGE ziggers melt into a puddle because they can't impose their nazi police state shit on a fucking image board thread
kek
Post more Frieren

Nein, nein, nein, Sie müssen MGE posten, nur alles andere als MGE wird in die Gaskammer geschickt! SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

>>46308129
Based and red pilled.

>>46308129
Correct. All tourists should fuck off.

I tried to sell myself in Dragonia but got arrested. Apparently it is illegal and I need a permit. I got "confiscated". Now I am being detained in a dragon knight's bedroom. I haven't been able contact anyone nor do I have a right to a lawyer. Apparently you can be held in detention practically indefinitely. Also, I am getting fed eggs every day but they taste kind of strange.

>>46308104
you've been on meltdown for over a year. kicking, screaming, crying and shitting your pants just about every day.

uh mgebros I don't think I would portray myself as a loser who lost two world wars personally but you do you

>>46308129
It's that simple, is it really that hard to understand?

>No Big, muscled lim that just wants to go on a bit of a 'spring break'
>Decides to go adventuring as a 'simple amazonian barbarian'.
>Ends up joining with a low level party and actually has fun basically LARPing through the countryside and holding back her magical abilities.
It would be pretty fun for her to go through all this...then you catch her alone one day accidentally dropping her character and using magic, forcing her to try and cover it up so she doesn't break character because she's having too much fun.

Why are some succubi winglets?

>>46308265
I like to think it's just them using minor polymorph magic to fit in doorways and the like. I envision succubi, griffons, dragons, etc. to all be able to easily shrink their wings down *enough* to do that. But a big, sexy succubus should have a big, sexy wingspan. That's just sexy science.

Only shog can save us.

>>46308604
I will not be shog'd