/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would be reimu since i have the same hair color

>>>/d/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

OP we already have a thread for this
>>46041613

Mokou and let other anons fuck me

What mental illness do you guys think this is?

You will never be a woman.
Hang yourself.

>>46333282
If you turned into Mokou you would start hating homosexuality in all forms, including the 'man turned into a woman fucks other men' kind.

Koishi because she's the only 2hu with a penis.

>>46333318
Autogynophilia, transsexualism, or a complicated/unlucky mix of long term self-hate and depression, depending on what's in their fantasy. But it's possible all three are involved since this shit is almost always related to identity death and inflicting it upon others, like a depressed kid bringing a gun to a school. Just look at the OP image.

>>46333442
It sucks when you realize that anime is such an effective catalyst for spawning the tranny mental illness today.

every anons who replies to this thread is g

>>46333567
oing to make it

>>46333676
to the rope

>>46332805
Rinnosuke because nothing would convince me to becoming a woman.

>>46333776
I hope you're content with never getting pussy in your life, because everyone knows Rinno is either too autistic or too gay for that

>>46333829
So nothing changes but I'm a good looking guy that can live for hundreds of years. Totally worth it.

I would be Eiki so I could sentence everyone on this site to hell

>>46333945
Don't worry anon, I would become Reimu and have sex with you

>>46333976
No, thanks. I'm not into cosplaying men.

>>46333322
>>46333442
These two brats need to be forcefully turned into the Touhou they hate the most....

>>46333323
I thought men having sex with women was heterosexual?

>>46335242
Even if it looks like Mokou at a glance, it's still a man in there. A manly, male brain with male memories. Gay.
The fact that you're going for this kind of fantasy where you, a man, gets turned into a woman and want to fuck men means you're just gay. Anything you say to justify that is pointless, you're just lying to people, or maybe to yourself.

>>46335820
>it's still a man in there. A manly, male brain with male memories
That makes it even hotter, you get all the benefits of the female body without the female shenanigans and treachery. The fact they are a male on the inside means they understand me better than any female will, and will pleasure me better because they know how the male body works better than any female. And I never need to feel insecure or worry about them betraying me because my 2hubros would do that!
>Gay
Don't care at this point, you can spout any labels you but that won't change me

>>46335877
>would do
would never do*

>>46335877
I see you're trying to spin a well known tomboy argument into a homosexuality defense. It's like it's copy pasted straight from that old post. Next time you're asked try to describe it with your own words, and don't bring other fetishes into it. It makes it look like you're trying to latch onto anything and lie through your teeth that it isn't gay, even though you admit that it is later on in the post yourself. Read what you're saying, anon.
>betraying me
Homosexuals are noted for their high infidelity rates, so I guess yeah, anyone into this would probably do that.
>Don't care at this point
Yeah, it was obvious from the beginning. I don't know why the pretense about it being heterosexual though, you're not fooling anyone and it doesn't seem like you're ashamed of it.
Why won't you just settle down with a nice 3DPD boy and stay out of /jp/? It's socially acceptable to be gay now, you can go on dates and shit, you don't have to stay here. And there are boards that are more relevant to your interests like /y/ or /lgbt/. /trash/ or /d/ will probably accept your sexual kinks too. Tell them about your fantasies.

>>46335938
First, I'm not the first anon you replied to. Second, I genuinely have no idea what post you are referring to. And again you're just spouting labels. In reality homosexual men are strictly attracted to masculine men and I'm not that. But whatever, people like you would twist definitions and call anything that isn't 100% stereotypical male behavior gay even when it's not.
>Homosexuals are noted for their high infidelity rates
Yes, actual normalfag homos are sick. You are contrasting two different kinds of people.
>Why won't you just settle down with a nice 3DPD
Because I'm not gay? I'm not attracted to male bodies, why is this so difficult to understand?
And we were talking about a fantasy where someone gets turned into a 2hu, not some 3DPD boy.

>>46336050
>I genuinely have no idea what post you are referring to
Then you're a newfag. Maybe the anon I was talking to can post it, since he was just straight up copying his post from it. Or you can google it yourself.
>In reality homosexual men(...)
There you go, desperately trying to convince people that your shade of gayness isn't actually all that gay. What does that accomplish? It's still a man, even it looks like a woman. It's still going to act and talk like a man. He's still going to fart, burp and scratch his ass, he won't know how to shave his legs or what to do when the period strikes, and he won't know how to talk to women. It's like saying that fucking a cosplaying dude isn't gay because he turns into a girl.
In addition, you act as if being gay means ONLY being into those big bara fags. Liking twinks/femboys or being one still makes you gay.

>>46333390
>fucking the dream mosquito
at least it's not her crippled sister

I wish to be kot

if you know, you know.

>>46332805
It's a nice touch that her hairpin is a tadpole before becoming a frog

Super cute

>>46336114
Do you really think women don't poop or fart?

>>46332805
i want to touhouify myself into koishi, not because i want to be her specifically but because i want to be in a terminal state of of unhingedness
and then any trouble i cause i dont have to worry about because of being mentally gone
i have firsthand experience of knowing people like this though and calling them friends, its painful for everyone because eventually they turn their backs on their friends who have looked after them
at the very least, being unconscious and not caring about anything in life is better than suicide

>>46332805
I want to be happy.
Which 2hu is happy?

How about you all kill yourselves outside of /jp/?

>>46337949
Why, tho?
Dying is lame and ultimately will happen to all of us so why rushing it? And as much I don't really feel like having purpose in life, my death will also bring nothing positive, just busywork for family.

So again - which 2hu is most happy? Going out of 2hu I would probably want to be dejiko because being loli akiba maid living in idealized image of center of otakudom seems neat. No problems, no bullshit, just nya nya and otaku brainworms.

>>46335938
>>46337949

>Be on 4chan, website created by John "I want to be a real girl" Moot.
>On on of the Original channels dedicated to otaku culture.
>Otaku culture accepted feminity and cuteness as the facto idealistic image since fucking 70s.
>Have a mental breakdown over guys daydreaming about becoming an animu girl and twist yourself into screeching, retarded mess of a post-2016 idiot yapping about troons and how his masculinity is super important.

Here's the the good fucking advice for morons like you - leave, you're not welcomed here and will never be. You're just zoomies pretending to be "le oldfags" while not remembering days of erping and unironic G.I.R.Ls being mainstay of the Internet.

>>46338677
All that text, and you still forgot your citations. Who are you quoting?

I'd rather have the ability to turn girls into 2hus.

>>46338677
I've always been here shitting on faglords like you, and I'm glad to know you're still crying the same decade old tears, it's the only feminine trait you'll ever genuinely have.
Also, who are you quoting?

>>46338677
If you want to be a "real" girl so bad, nobody is stopping you from getting out of here and getting an appointment with your local "doctor".
And by the way, you're twisting history. Are you the same /v/ newfag that tried pushing that alternate homo-loving /jp/ history here around a year ago? You do realize people you're talking to were around back then, right? This isn't a board where that's going to fly.

>>46337016
the monkey's paw curls another finger; you become koishi but retain your ego

>>46339949
41% are "real girls" now?

>>46332805
The one that ahegaos the hardest

>>46332805
I would be reimu since i have the same hair color

>>46338706
>>46339693
Anon, he's quoting that anon.

>>46337853
you posted her

Would you let /jp/ anons cum in you raw if you were a 2hu?