/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46343998
>You can NEVER go back to the outside world again AND every single human being in the outside world dies in an exceedingly painful way
AND I get a waifu? where's the catch

>>46344003
All the animals die too, including pets and cute animals like rabbits and kittens and stuff.

>>46344011
So basically you and the waifu in a vacuum with nothing else? OP I would still take the deal just so that nobody will make a thread this useless again

>>46343998
You understimate your average /jp/sie. Nearly every single one of us here would say yes, including me lol. No one here loves or is loved by anyone.

>>46344022
I dunno, I would want to take my cat with me

>>46343998
Sagume Balls

>>46344026
HE DIES

HE GOES TO THE PITS OF HELL AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

>>46344038
Nah man I can't have a cat on my coscience
if it were only billions of people it would be great but not the kittens and bunnies

>>46343998
I still hold love for my imouto and itokos sadly no.

>>46344020
Your life is useless but you don't see me complaining

>>46343998
>You have a chance to go to Gensokyo BUT you are only allowed to have 1 (one) 2hu wife. No harems. You can NEVER go back to the outside world again
No problem, I choose Kaguya as my wife-
>AND every single human being in the outside world dies in an exceedingly painful way, including your friends and family (if you have them) and all other fellow /jp/ anons, some of which are reading this right now just like you. You can never bring them back.
Yeah no I cant do that. I love my family and one singular friend I have too much to do that to them.

Also I could never be happy knowing that my happiness was build on the death of 8 Billion people

>>46344092
>Also I could never be happy knowing that my happiness was build on the death of 8 Billion people
This but with /jp/ anons.

Yeah I'll take it.

>>46344047
I disagree. The loss of my cat and my few friends will be a tragedy, but one I'm willing to pay to wipe this whole slate clean.

The upshot to everyone in the outside dying is that everything will be forgotten and move into Gensokyo eventually. So, I think I’m just fine taking Sanae as my wife.

>>46344092
>I could never be happy knowing that my happiness was build on the death of 8 Billion people
Lmao I would be 8 billion times happier, people are fucking trash

>>46343998

>>46344478
Sanae would hate you for murdering eight billion people and kill you in your sleep.

>>46343998
Just think, it could be so easy and simple. The weight of what you've done is on your consciousness but in time you might even doubt it happened. After all, there's no proof of it other than what some nebulous voice told you. For all you know it could be one giant Milgram experiment and you outed yourself as a sociopath for selling the world for your 2wife, but why bother thinking about the hard stuff when she makes your brain feel all soft and fluffy all the time?
Until you remember that Gensokyo is also affected by events on the outside, like mass deaths for example. And Gensokyo is still dependent on the outside world for things, such as the existence of reason and common sense that gives the barrier meaning. Not to mention you'd be going straight down to Avici when you die for accumulating anantarika karma (genocide + killing both parents intentionally). And more importantly, what would your 2wife think of the mass extinction event you created? OP never stated it was unconditional love.

>>46344573
I'd still do that without the waifu bit t b h

>>46343998
i would if it meant just never coming back, but if it means death of entire humanity then i wouldn't, because it would make me pure evil, in gensokyo after death i would go to the deepest depths of hell, and probably some people in gensokyo could figure out that i'm the reason why everyone in the outside world died

/jp/ anons really don't care about other /jp/ anons, huh?

>>46344573
Cool, but I never killed anyone. Like you said, I haven't even a way of knowing whether the deaths occurred at all. The sin is on the hands of whoever perpetrated the killing, not on mine. Hell, OP's post stinks of Lunarian anti-Earthism, so it was probably them all along looking for a scapegoat.

Too bad, I'm too smart for them.

>>46343998
no

>>46347249
>after death i would go to the deepest depths of hell
I think you'd have to be lucky for it to even be after death.
Some characters in Touhou do have a sense of morality, after all.

>>46347275
But I love her so much, it's unreal.
Also it would make her very happy which is more important than anything else I could possibly give her.

>>46343998
This is a trick question for secondaries.
If the entire outside world dies Gensokyo dies out soon after that. You'd get a couple of hours with her at most, and she'd probably be extremely distressed about the whole ordeal too. Even if you waifu someone that could theoretically survive on her own your ass is guaranteed to be smoked.

>>46347420
True, just look at how everyone was after Seija for much less.
I have a theory that killing so many people (surpassing all bad deeds of any previous villians in the world) for a selfish goal might trigger some kind of effect that turns you into a youkai of genocide or something, as everyone and everything would label you as a non-human monster

>>46347467
But what about /jp/ anons? You would let them die painfully? The same anons you spend your time talking to and having fun times with?

>>46347467
Yuuka would never be happy with a coward who didn't even personally beat all those people to death.

>>46347713
Without a second thought. No hesitation whatsoever. The payoff is just too high, it's like those images that ask you if you'll step on a puppy for a trillion dollars, we all know that dog is getting turned into a hamburger.

>>46347747
I would if I could. I'm assuming the process of their death happens instantly by magic though, so if we move very quickly there may still be time.

>>46347674
Pretty much what I was thinking
Ain't no way that much negative energy/karma keeps you human

>>46347674
It's basically Chara from Undertale, huh?

>>46347777
>I would if I could.
But you can't and you didn't.
Genocide is a fun game, but it's only fun to play in person; relying on a magic murder device that doesn't even let you watch your victims' despair as they're confronted by a power beyond their comprehension is just boring.
If Yuuka were to meet you, she'd think you a pussy and decide to simply torment you for the rest of your short life. She's youkai moe, after all.

>>46347989
who from what?

>>46348045
That's all I wanted from her. I am content with my choices, and I do not wish for anything more.

>>46348097
>I am content with my choices
You'll come to regret that statement pretty soon.

>>46348097
Undertale. Don't act like you don't know what that is.

>>46348151
I regret nothing.

>>46348155
What touhou game is that

>>46347299
Eiki's going to have a few words for you.
>>46348166
It's an okay spinoff.

>>46343998
I would take the choice, but only after my friends died.

>>46347674
Cool. Being the youkai of genocide sounds fun.

>>46343998
How about I just go there myself without your stupid deal?

no because that sounds like the sorta trap where its like "lol get pranked enjoy hell"
every single mythology on earth has variations of this trope