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Only if it ends in gay sex.

>>4635668
T-that... isn't that a bit too adult?

>>4635668
Rape counts as sex, right?

>>4635681
T-that's so... I mean, w-why...

An old man like me... I bet you could find a much better person! A cute girlfriend, maybe...

>>4635680
Not at all. Take me, Katagiri-kun.

>>4635703
I couldn't! I-I mean, I've already given myself to my ex-wife, a-and then to Saeki-kun... I already have someone I like, and, besides, I-I'm already used.

>>4635710

That doesn't matter to me.

>>4635710
You already have someone you like? Then why get my hopes up and ask me out for tea?

>>4635710
It's ok, I'll force you. Just don't stab me to death at work, ok? ;_;

>>4635718
Besides... I don't want something like that to happen again! It was so embarrassing... Please do not make me go through with that again. Forcing yourself on me in such a manner would be embarrassing...!

>>4635729
I-I would never..!

>>4635731

But I only want you. Are you going to crush my dreams?

>>4635727
W-well... I was only trying to be a good friend and co-worker, Anon-kun.

>>4635731
Take me! I don't care anymore just fuck me!

>>4635746
Crush your dreams? I... I could never be so heartless as to do that!

J-just don't force me, please.

>>4635737
I'll have to believe you then. Prepare yourself.

You can't cook anymore though, since I'll be confiscating your knives just in case.

>>4635747
Aw, I can't stay mad at you. You're cute, Katagiri-kun.

Did so many people play this game, or are they just enticed by the delicious Katagiri without knowing who he is?

>>4635754

Force you? I would never. I want this to be a special moment between us.

Katigiri-kun, would you mind going out to dinner?

>>4635755
But I wanted to make you dinner, Anon-kun...

>>4635760
I'm cute, really? But... I'm old...

>>4635770
S... Special? If you insist... but, I would really like to be married first...

>>4635755
But I wanted to make you dinner, Anon-kun...

>>4635760
I'm cute, really? But... I'm old...

>>4635770
S... Special? If you insist... but, I would really like to be married first...

Put a little lemon in it. Add sugar. Make sure it's piping hot!

Now pour it into your urethra.

>>4635788
I... I'm sorry, but, I still have some work left to do...

>>4635811
A-ah! Ow! This hurts!

>>4635790
But I like older men and you aren't really that old. Do you like younger guys?

>>4635828
Well, it all depends on the person... If they're nice and treat me like a friend, I like them...

>>4635814
C'mon, I'll help you with your work later. It can be a short dinner.. Please? It would mean a lot.

>>4635836
Well, alright... I don't think I could bear to say no to you, Anon-kun.

>>4635834
Then I'll be your friend, okay? Then maybe we can work towards something more.

>>4635806

True love doesn't demand marriage!

>>4635840
What sort of food would you like? How about some Italian? It would be so romantic.

This thread is pretty gay. Go on.

>>4635842
But... if you don't marry me, we might share something special, but then you might leave me for someone stronger and with a better personality... like Honda-kun.

>>4635841
Okay, Anon-kun. Let's be friends. <3

>>4635859

I would never leave you.

Did you leave, Katagiri-kun? ;_;

>>4635790
It's ok about dinner. I can make something special for us this time. I have a nice wine that a friend recommended me...

>>4635849
I'm up for anything. I'm not a picky eater... even curry would be alright.

>>4635868
F... for true?

>>4635878
Of course not! I just apparently can't seem to keep my internet working... maybe I'm too old to understand how this stuff works.

>>4635859
Thank you.. I'm quite shy and I don't talk much.. Maybe you could help me open up.

>>4635878
I don't think so, it's taking ages to get posts through.

>>4635892
Wine? Oh, I haven't had that in a long time... you aren't going to put anything bad in it, a-are you?

>>4635905
It's nothing that will hurt you.

I just want us to relax and have a nice time together, that's all.

>>4635898
How about I cook for you? We could could go to your place, if you want.

>>4635902
I would love to. You seem very nice, and I would love to have you as a friend. <3

>>4635909
Oh... so just a nice, relaxing dinner with wine...

I like how that sounds.

>>4635911
My house is so small, though... And, my birds aren't the friendliest to new faces.

>>4635914
Thank you, Katagiri-kun! It would be a great pleasure to be helped by you.

>>4635925
You don't need to worry, I'll get the wine and food ready. We can take the train home to my apartment after work, I live really close by after all.

>>4635925
I don't take up much space so it will be okay. Besides, it's not as if I'm staying over.. Unless you want me to.

>>4635932
Oh, come on... you're making me blush, Anon-kun.

>>4635943
That would be nice! Ah, but, please protect me from 'those' kinds of people, okay?

>>4635925
I'm not that second anon but... Didn't you let those bird go?

>>4635960
I don't mind if you stay over! But, if you do, you take my bed, okay? I'll sleep on the floor.

>>4635975
I- I'll never let that kind of thing happen to you, Mi-chan! Those kinds of people, I'll kill them before they get to you!

>>4635980
No, Saeki-kun let them go a while ago... but I have them both back now, thanks to him.

>>4635975
Really? You look nice when you blush. And it's true, I'd love to be helped by you.

>>4636001
Don't kill them! They may have families... I think that if someone just told them that what they were doing is wrong, they would stop.

>>4636007
Ah, that's very sweet of you, Anon-kun...

>>4635993
I couldn't take your bed! I'll sleep on the floor!

>>4636012
I'm sorry for shocking you like that. If you say so, I won't get violent. It's just... to do that to another person is the worst.

>>4636020
But there's no way I could let you sleep on the floor!

How about we both sleep in the bed?

>>4636023
But maybe they're just lonely... maybe they just need friends?

>>4635993
You really did get influenced by Saeki, huh? Now you have a bed instead of a traditional futon... I hope you didn't completely remodel your house.

>>4636017
Blushing is such a cute reaction. Isn't it? I wish I could make you blush again. If only I had a camera. I'd love to take a picture of it.

>>4636024
Is it big enough for that? I'd really like that, Minoru-kun.

>>4636032
No, just the bed. Saeki-kun said that it would help with my back, too. It's be aching recently.

>>4636033
A picture..? Why would someone want a picture of me blushing? Why not the girl that you like?

>>4636029
Mi-chan, you know as well as I do that you can't get friends by those means. I think the country can help them in their path to becoming better people far better then you or I can.

>>4636036
Well, we'd have to be a little close, but if we do that, it's plenty big enough.

>>4636037
I don't have any girls that I like. Besides, I would be taking a picture of someone I like.

>>4636043
Alright, I'd like that. I'll try to not to toss and turn too much.

Bump for gay.

Reported for roleplayfags.

>>4636068
R... really? You like me?

>>4636078
I wouldn't mind. It's not a habit that someone can help.

>>4636179
Yes, I really like you. Is it okay?

>>4636157
D... did I do something wrong?

fuck you /jp/, I wanna play this now

>>4636187
Of course it's okay! I'm really happy, Anon-kun.

>>4636179
I can try not to do it as much though. I wouldn't want to push you out of bed.

Get on your knees and suck it, whore!

>>4636202
Well, I appriciate you trying. Especially since it's for me. <3

>>4636201
You're so cute. It's hard to resist to resist hugging you.

>>4636206
I... I...
I think I'll choke...

>>4636220
I'd do anything for you.

>>4636221
Really? Thank you so much... In that case, you can hug me as much as you'd like.

>>4636225

Is this the face of someone who cares?! Do as you are told!

>>4636232
You really don't mind? You're wonderful.

>>4636235
Ngh... I'm sorry, Anon-kun.

>>4636251
This is arousing.

>>4636250
Of course not! Why would I?

>>4636229
You're so sweet. <3

>>4636256
You're so soft and gentle, Katagiri-kun. I really like you.

>>4636255
Uwa... hahn...
I'm s-sorry, but I need to breathe.

>>4636251
Just... don't try to cum at my feet or something disgusting like that.

>>4636264
Gentle? No one's called me gentle before... I-I wonder why it made me so flustered, haha.

>>4636268
I promise I w-won't.

>>4636270
You're getting flustered? What else makes you flustered?

>>4636279

Keep going! Till the sun rises!

>>4636284
Well, lots of things... Like when Saeki-kun kisses me, or when he hugs me, or when he whispers innappropiate things in my ear in public...

>>4636293
You're still thinking about that guy? I'm not enough for you?!

>>4636289
You... you're amazing, being able to keep up for so long... You must have an amazing amount of stamina... But, I don't think I could stay up that long. I have work tommorrow.

>>4636312

You'll call in sick. Now keep going.

>>4636301
I... I'm sorry, Anon-kun!

>>4636293
Can I kiss you? Or is that only for Saeki?

>>4636316
B-but...

>>4636317
Forget about him, just as you did your dead wife. They're not here for you anymore. I am.. I'll always be!

>>4636329
Y... y-you...
...
Just be gentle, okay..?

>>4636340
I wouldn't even think of being rough with you. Your lips are so smooth, Minoru-kun.

>>4636336
I never forgot about her! A-and she isn't dead...

>>4636335

Did you just question my orders?!

>>4635660
TEA, YOU SAY?

>>4636352
Okay... then... you can kiss m-me.

>>4636357
I-I'm sorry, but, I really do not want to do this!

>>4636359
Would you like some as well?

>>4636364
You taste sweet.. Saeki's a lucky guy. I'm jealous.

>>4636355
Are you sure about that...?

>>4636359
Why yes, tea!

>>4636369

What matters is what I want! Now keep going or I'm bringing out the torture kit!

>>4636370
Jealous? There are so many nicer people than me. Like Honda-kun, or Midou-san..

>>4636369
Wa ha ha, yes. And make it quick, or there will be consequences, primarily involving creative use of a walking stick. Ara ara.

>>4636373
She divorced me a very long time ago, so, it could be that she tragically died and was not aware... if that is true, may she rest in peace.

>>4636381
T... Torture!?

>>4636383
But I bet none of them are as cute and sweet as you are.

>>4636392
E-eep... well, h-here's your t-tea...

>>4636401
Honda-kun is a very sweet guy...

>>4636396

Someone sounds like they would rather be tortured!

>>4636402
Thank you very much kind sir. I will now be taking my leave. (a response - at least it wasn't that deaf bitch)

>>4636383
>nice
>Midou

Aahahaha... Mi-can, you have such an interesting sense of humour. You know no one is as sweet as you are, right?

>>4636407
...But I like you. Are you trying to get rid of me?

>>4636408
No! P-please! No!

>>4636409
Please drive safely!

>>4636407
His voice annoyed me so much, why couldn't the game allow for individual volume levels for each character?

>>4636418
He just doesn't get enough sleep, so he's a little cranky sometimes.

>>4636422
N-no! Of course not! We're friends, so I'd never try to get rid of you.

>>4636436
Honda-kun is probably just deaf, that's all. He Just can't hear himself talk, so sometimes he speaks a little too loudly.

>>4636423

Continue what I ordered you to do, or you get tortured.

>>4636437
Minoru, can I kiss you some more? Then I'll stop.

>>4636437
I'm sure Midou gets enough sleep. He has enough time to go lurking around all the high-class bars he wants to, after all.

But enough about him. Or anyone else.

Let's talk about you.

>>4636443
You're right, that's probably it. Maybe that explains why he does so poorly at the office sometimes. I wonder if something happened to him because of basketball or something..?

>>4636446
No! Please! I-I'll be good.

>>4636447
W... Well...
Alright...

>>4636453
But if we jsut talk about me, isn't that selfisn on my part?

>>4636443
USO DA!

He's just an obnoxious jerk.

>>4636472
Thank you, Minoru-kun for letting me kiss you. I wish I could do more though..

>>4636472

Good boy, now continue.

>>4636466
I'm not sure, but Saeki-kun has been treating him very nicely ever since he got so sleepy, and he even finished his presentation for him! Isn't that sweet of him?

>>4636472
It's not selfish if it causes me pleasure.

Let's start slow. What's your favorite position?

>>4636477
B-but he's my friend...

>>4636481
I'm very sorry, but, you're a very good kisser!

>>4636482
Y... yes, sir.

>>4636484
You just switched characters there Mi-chan. Are you not feeling well?

>>4636489
Position?
...
I like my position as section manager. <3

>>4636496
It's alright, Minoru-kun. Being friendzoned isn't too bad, I guess. t will be hard to resist you though.

>>4636505
Switched? No, I didn't do that. I just found that poicture is all... I wonder why someone would take pictures in the middle of a meeting? How silly.

>>4636507
Are you sure you wouldn't like to advance in the ranks a little? I can put in a good word for you at the top if you want. You've been working so much overtime after all.

>>4636520
No, I couldn't possibly ask for you to do that! That would be incredibly rude of me!

>>4636510
Hard to resist me..?

>>4636515
No, I mean... we were talking about Honda, then you switched over to Midou.. I think you should sit down for a while.

what on earth is going on here

>>4636528
It's hard to resist kissing you, that's all. You're too cute. I just want to hug and hold you. You're like a teddy bear.

>>4636534
gay thread, please watch warmly

>>4636532
...
Oh my, do I feel silly.
Midou-san playing basketball? Haha.
I think I do need to sit down for awhile..

>>4636537
A teddy bear..?
Really? I love teddy bears. <3

Hey Nobunaga, looking great.

>>4636553
A teddy bear that I really, really like. Teddy bears are nice, but not as nice as you are.

Katagiri;s cuteness is a miracle of the universe.

>>4636566
Aw... <3

>>4636575
A... a miracle? Now you're just flattering me...

Why are you so damn adorable? I want to tenderly make love to you.

>>4636589
T-that's so embarrassing... but, thank you.

>>4636610
Huh? No, I'm still here. Did I forget to give you some tea, Anon-kun?

>>4636608
Will let me? I promise I'll be quite gentle. I love you.

>>4636618
I don't want to cheat on Saeki-kun...

>>4636623
But I'm cheating on you.

>>4636623
Oh.. I guess I'm being selfish.. He's a lucky guy.

>this thread.

>>4636623
You've cheaten on him already. Just look at this thread. You're a slut.

>>4636633
I... I-I...
I j-just... I, I-I mean..

>>4636637
Minoru-kun, I'll cheer you up. You're just too nice.. You can't seem to reject people.

>>4636644
Y... you don't have to. I'm not worth it...

>>4636648
You're worth much more than you think.. Even if you won't let me become anything more than a friend, I still care about you.

>ITT: Samefag and fags.

Yay a gay thread.

>>4636658
Really? B-but... I'm used, and I'm only good for... adult things.

>>4636660
Welcome to /jp/

>>4636678
That really doesn't matter to me. You're a kind, good person at heart and that's why I like you.

>>4636691
So... you really like me, Anon-kun?

Y... you won't leave me for someone else, will you?

>>4636701
Not at all. You're all that I need! Why would I run off to someone else when I have you?

>>4636709
You've made me very, very happy, Anon-kun.

>>4636714
I'd love to marry you.

how come this thread is still here

>>4636732
I-I don't think I'd be a very good wife, but...

>>4636743
Do you think you would be a better husband? I don't care if you're not good. You probably will be though. I'm glad that you'll marry. I'm so happy.

>>4636742
Because you touch yourself at night to Katagiri.

>>4636782
He's too busy fapping to the yaoi.

>>4636742
Meido-san is taking it too easy.