/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46371774
Gods in Gensokyo are a joke, muh rain, muh crops, the outside world has already all of that shit and more, the only ones worthy to be called deities are those in the Lunar Capital and the one in Hell.

>>46371774
>the only ones worthy to be called deities are those in the Lunar Capital
Based, they are more beautiful too

>>46371999
meant for >>46371902

>>46371774
Why is she carrying around that huge rope?

>>46371902
I couldn't care less about some moonies and some woman that dresses like an edgy teen that got a hot topic gift card.
>>46372024
Kanako's shimenawa represents reincarnation, and also snakes. Snakes eat frogs, much like Kanako beat Suwako.
She may be immature, but it is something I find endearing.

>>46372251
>I couldn't care less about some moonies and some woman that dresses like an edgy teen that got a hot topic gift card.
They aren't pretentious hags that beg for faith atleast.

>>46372340
I'm sure the average /jp/er wouldn't understand, but while it isn't easy, faith can be gathered, even by an ordinary person. Begging is no way to gather any real faith, though particularly pathetic beings have been deified before. I assure you Kanako isn't one and does not have characteristics that would enable such a thing.

she's cute. and BIG.

kanako is a virgin loser!

>>46377193
I love her...

Maybe I should number the images I have of my 2wife, might be more organized than having a thousand of them with random numbers and letters or danbooru addresses. I have no idea how to root out duplicates either.

>>46371774
Kanako almost got Gensokyo nuked. She's a politician always looking to advance herself

Also she needs to lay off the ice cream and alcohol it's showing in her belly

>>46377577
Just use duplicate file finder.

>>46377723
Almost doesn't mean did. She works to earn more faith because that's what Gods do, and the more she acquires the better she's able to give returns to Gensokyo. And it's only a little as a treat, and it's not her fault Yukari keeps bringing exotic ice creams to share at Girls Night, or that the faithful leaves sake as offerings.

>>46371774
Yukari did nothing wrong.

>>46377784
Never noticed how pretty Kanako is in this image.

Snake bimbo is inferior to the REAL God of Moriya.

Kanako's feet!

When I first got to Kanako in MoF and she gave me this look I literally blurted out "m-mommy" IRL.

>>46371774
she gave a dumb bird nuclear weapons and almost caused armageddon

unless you live at the moriya shrine, in which case she's your mom so i understand, you should agree with me that kanako's an impulsive nutjob whose conspiring will probably be the death of any of her followers. in the meantime go find a less terrible god to worship. i dunno, maybe the hakurei one is secretly renko and will wake up if you give it a little more faith?

i mean think about it. kanako is a stereotypical cult leader - among the other prominent religions byakuren is selfless, and miko's a cunt and is pretty similar but at least she hasn't tried to end the world in the name of her grift. to her you're a faith generator, sort of like a grandma in cookie clicker. one of many dime a dozen faithful shmucks who'll be dead in a hundreth of her lifespan. go learn some magic or something, even the thieving witch would be a better use of your money than throwing it at a deluded egomanic

>>46396412
>among the other prominent religions byakuren is selfless
Come on now, Anon. I like Byakuren and Kanako both as much as the next guy, but neither of them are much better. Byakuren will happily overlook her 'disciples' continue to outright murder humans as we know Murasa does, and kowtows to the status quo of Gensokyo as a human farm. Miko at worst only is inactive because even if she were to liberate the Human Village successfully, it wouldn't matter if they fell back into the same habits that allowed them to be domesticated in the first place.

That said, Byakuren at least has the argument in her favor of being more than a little clingy, as indicated by her dream self, so if you can get that far with her you're probably good. Kanako herself as well has learned to pull out of a bad plan before it causes too much trouble, and while she's self-serving, that's true of most women, and she's still leagues above the average youkai or that frog nearby.

Ideal female body, as expected of a goddess.

>>46414807
she's really let herself go since the Great Suwa War

>>46422222
We like Haman too.

>>46422233

>>46430218
Kanako-sama's mountains of faith...

>>46430218
Kanako, your belly looks fat even from this angle... Are you trying to become a Buddha or Tsuchinoko?

Cute socks smothering my face

>>46393584
Why did ZUN draw her hair that way?

>>46436001
ZUN is musician first, game designer distant second, writer and artist distant third.

>>46436001
"That way"? Like what? Like a curtain of billowing clouds, fit for a goddess of rain and wind? Suggesting the shape of a mountain, as her pose does, in reference to the name of the game and her final spellcard? What did you mean, anon?

>>46371774
Used gods.

So cute.

>>46436010
ZUN is a hack fraud first

;_;

Pity reply

>>46446373
What does that make you then? Some snot in a jar?

>>46393584

You're falling for the ZUN art anon...

>>46458280
So what? She's gorgeous in her original form and how she carries herself in interactions with the player characters.

Sending texts messages to Kanako-sama!
Telling her that she's pretty and love her!

>>46464949
I'm sorry anon, but Kanako doesn't know how to use the new Nitori brand phone Sanae bought her, and her old flip phone doesn't have signal in Gensokyo. She never saw your messages ;_;

>>46470281
Dont worry, she asked Sanae to open the message app and read the new messages for her. Lest just hopee Anon did not send any... pictures.

>>46470322
>Lest just hopee Anon did not send any... pictures.
About that...I didn't know Kanako was going to ask for help...

>>46470462
Sanae and Suwako giggle at anon's teenie weenie while Kanako is flustered

>>46476720
Sanae telling kanako that she already fucked the anon that is texting her

>>46477602
i always thought that this sprite looked like she was a cyborg with four machine guns on her back.

>>46478090
Cyborgs are cool and all, but Kanako doesn't need all that! Sanae would be a good candidate for cybernetics however.

>>46478090
This, when I got to her I thought she was riding on some kind of mecha or using machinery.

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>>46490956
Adorable goddess

It's already spring Kanako-sama, that means you should start losing weight for summer so you can fit on your bikini!

>>46504022
Kanako is too fat and old to wear a bikini. Hence why she doesn't have a man

>>46505178
Lies, lies! She's just slightly chubby (after the winter season) and she has me!

>>46505225
Kanako-sama... get off the internet...

She sure has a lot of drunk art...

>>46517422
Wine aunt goddess is depicted in wine aunt art?
Impossible.

>>46517422
Kanako needs an intervention.

>>46517422
Sake is a traditional offering to shinto gods, I believe.

>>46517422
I'd love to get drunk with her while massaging those cute feet, then she gets drunk enough to smother my face with them

Kanako-sama is tired...

>>46519937

>>46527345
Jesus Christ, calm down Kanako.

>>46527648
I'll calm her down with a nice, relaxing foot massage haha

>>46531703
haha could you imagine giving her a full body massage with oils and the like? Just rubbing down every inch of her body as she tries not to squirm under you, clad only in her underwear? She'd be so flustered from having an actual male touching her body that even your innocent touches would give her all sorts of dirty thoughts. She'd half expect you to lean down and whisper something about an "extra option" because she's so sure that's how these things work, haha.

I want to make Kanako-sama proud.

>>46527345
what ai chat program is this? asking for research purposes

One last kanapost from me before bed.
I love you all, and wise you all well.

>>46537522
>>46538707
If I didn't know any better, I might mistake these for my own drunkposts.
Good night anon. Sleep well.

>>46538773
Thank you anon. I slept well and worked hard.
I, however, was fully sober when I made both those posts.

Tell me about your love for Kanako, anons.

>>46550119
I love her to the point where the Frog and Sanne would be jealous. I want to spend the rest of my days by her side. Neither the stupid shrine maiden nor Ordinary Magicians could stop me If I were in Genysoko.

>>46550387
I agree, myself. Kanakooooo...

Do you prefer boastful tomboy mom Kanako or uppity scheming hag Kanako?

>>46552705
Uppity boastful scheming tomboy hagmom Kanako.
Obviously.

>>46371902

>>46557535
Excellent. This deserves to be posted.

Dumb snek

>>46557535
I love how flustered she gets

>>46562987
She's only used to getting faith not love.

>>46562426
Nooooo, let her out!

>>46562426
Oh my god, I just noticed her little buttocks pressing against the glass! Cute!

What is the ideal move in this situation?

>>46580219
Ask where Sanae is so I can date someone who isn't so weird.
Yes, I know, it's just a very low bar that kanako still can't reach.

>>465802
Autistic stare of judgment until she starts breaking down and then apologise.

>>46580239
Im can bet you that neither Kanako nor Sanae have any experience or knowledge with the opposite sex outside of 'Gone with the wind' and other Romantic movies Kanako brought from Girls Nights .

>>46580219
K-Kanako-sama...I'm honored your felt I am worthy to witness a part of your divine form.

>>46580219
Ask where that hot frog girl is.

>>46517422

It's impossible for her NOT to have drunk art as a Touhou Character

>>46580219
Slowly walk away while facing her.

Waking up next to Kanako-sama and seeing her cover her blushing face with a blanket first thing in the morning!

Graceful.

I don't like this thread + Kanako is just a virgin.
Reimu is better!

>>46600555
Bad taste, wasted trips.
2/10 post, do better.
>verification not required

Kanako is a pure maiden.

>>46600555
>Kanako is just a virgin.
Virgin god!
I bet she hasn't even seen a penis outside of books!

>>46371774
Quick question, If I remember correctly Kanako gathers Faith for both herself and Suwako because the later apparently can't be bothered to do it herself

So does that mean that Suwako just doesn't care about dying or is something else going on?

>>46371774
>While her plans don't always pan out
That's quite the understatement, aren't her plans the reason why multiple incidents occurred and that she now has to deal with two other religious making Gensokyou their home?

>>46610151
>Kanako gathers Faith for both herself and Suwako because the later apparently can't be bothered to do it herself
No. Suwako handles most of the common shrine stuff from behind the scenes from my understanding.
>So does that mean that Suwako just doesn't care about dying or is something else going on?
Suwako has fallen a long way from her peak over a very long time. She's all but froggotten in her kingdom. It would be more surprising if she didn't accept her fate at that point.

>>46607504
Not so pure after I send her nsfw pics to her phone!

zzz

>>46616214
Sweet little thing.
I want to hug her...

>>46619636
Yeah, she's cute.

>>46616214
>>46624289
Kanako looks smaller than usual...

>>46626359
Her heart's as big as ever!

>>46580219

Sloppily make out with her.

Does anyone know of good fanfic featuring/starring Kanako?
All I can think of offhand is A Fox in Paradise which is technically a long-completed quest, so sue me.

I wrote a poem for the /jp/ oc thread, but it died before I could post it. I'll post it here.

I sit here
The air is cool, sweet, pure
My form, the mountain it adorns
All is quiet, the shrine peaceful
A quiet rumble, distant thunder
The goddess appears, with a leer
Oh dear, Kanako has a new idea

>>46635310
it's a funny piece, a bit goofy desu.

Pretty smile

>>46642983
The prettiest.

Parsee is envious of Kanako now...

>>46649678
If you thought Parsee was bad, wait until you see those other, erhm, young ladies when Kanako shows me off...

>>46652181
Young only compared to Kanako?

>>46660912
Yeah, young like Kanako.

>>46371774
kanako's udders

>>46663982

>>46660912
Kanako accidentally sitting on me

>>46667426
>accidentally

>>46663982
Of course.

>>46667495
W-What are you implying?

It's Kanakp

>>46678867
Kanako is HORNY!

>>46690150

Kanako would never!

>>46705604
Kanako would maybe?

coming naka the kanaka

>>46699500
Going to Moriya Shrine!
Donating sweet potatoes to Kanako!
Getting Kanako's blessing!
Using Kanako's blessing to be a better farmer!
Donating more sweet potatoes to Kanako next year!
Getting Kanako's blessing!
Using Kanako's blessing to be an even better farmer!
Donating even more sweet potatoes to Kanako the next year!
Getting Kanako's blessing!
Using Kanako's blessing...!

>>46709041
Little does the farmer know, those blessings are really from the frog.

>>46709431
Why does the frog want to fatten Kanako?

>>46709548
It gives her something to bully Kanako about.

>>46708886
Well I would maybe smooch that big ole butt

>>46711071
You want to kiss a butt?

>>46713297
Some butts are worth kissing.

>>46713297
Many

>>46713297
It's a good butt.

Is she a good cook? I get the feeling she tries to make things too complex and it doesn't turn out as well as expected.

>>46727837
No Kanako, re heating leftovers isn't cooking

>>46727837

I doubt she's the one cooking