/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Since it's completely natural behaviour for them to eat humans, it's obviously not symptomatic of a personality disorder

>>46437431
And I'm willing to try my wife's diet of human flesh for her sake. Marriage is a two way street, Satori.

>>46437431
Good thing my wife is a hermit and not one of those youkai brutes.

>>46437527
I didn't need to get married to eat man meat.

>>46437545
I don't need to either but it is certainly a bonus. Cannibalism is best enjoyed with a loving partner.

>>46437543
You should make her some nice roast beans, she’ll totally love it and you!

>>46437431
>Youkai
>Eirin
She's a nice human doctor, a true pillar of the community

>>46437575
I think that was supposed to be a gay joke.

most of them don't need to eat humans to survive, you know
the underground was strictly separated from the surface for who knows how long prior to SA and it's separated again as of CDS and no one seems to have worried about not being able to eat human at all
youkai can and do survive off of scaring humans rather than eating them, so it's entirely possible to convince your youkai wife to abstain (and they've probably already been abstaining anyway)

>>46437431
>Hmm!~ Let me see, yeah~ having a Youkai wife seems quite fun~ But, you know, they ARE Youkai, man-eaters! They have to kill people to eat and live. Oh, you know that they all have a "bit" of a sociopath in themselves, then?
Kitsune are renowned for being loving faithful partners. They're essentially succubi but monogamous and not ass cancer. So they have the benefit of otherworldly sex energy without being disloyal devil whores. Ran is just such a nice motherly woman! Who may or may not turn into a semen demon when she's alone with me...

>>46437431
>frequent unprotected sex
That one sounds pretty good.

>>46437431
My youkai wife is very nice and is always happy to see me. She has a job at the village and seems well liked for a youkai. We have a healthy relationship. She doesn't eats human, she just needs to give someome a scare once in a while. She would pretend to spend all our money gambling or would pretend she's pregnant to give me a scare, although lately that prospect scares me less and less.

>>46437431
Please anon, I already love her, it should be my job to list all her best qualities.

>>46438371
She is a Lunarian racist sociopath-misnathrope who thinks that humans belong in a dumpster.

>>46438756
yeah, that's why it's so hot when she debases herself to have sex with a human
you know, it's that old saying. Never ask a racist the colour of their girlfriend, and never ask a lunarian the species of their boyfriend

>>46438767
Seriously, I can't imagine someone fucking a 2hu. I always thought they were all asexual, or that such thing was forbidden in Gensokyo in the first place.

>>46438777
Fuck off ZUN you will not stop me from tasting the sweet nectar that is youkai pussy

>>46438785
Hey, can I ask why so MANY people want to fuck a 2hu? In my life, I have ever felt attraction to one of them in that way.

>>46438795
Some of us were born with a sex drive?
This seems like more of a you being weird thing than anything else.

>>46438795
If you do not see the appeal of Satorin's dinosaur arms, you might just be gay, anon.

>>46438925
>>46438952
Maybe asexual like every 2hu

>>46439111
Huh? Many youkai have sexual relations written into their myths. They almost have to be sexually active by definition.

>>46439125
Lol? Sorry for my ignorance, but this disturbs me because that would make Gensokyo a whorehouse instead of the "wholesome" (In certain sense) paradise I always thought it was canonically.

>>46439111
Yes. Tengu are most well known for their docile nature and small families. Their erotic behaviour and desire to fuck everything that can consent and rape what doesn't is just a myth perpetrated by those filthy kappa looking to extract the ass ball of some poor humies for totally nonsexual reasons.

I want to kill a 2hu.

>>46437431
>Antisocial
>Multiple sexual partners
>wat???
>Mindlessly showing Wikip*dia article
Are you coping for something Satorin?

>>46439207
Bro, this thread is a meme. I made it just to have some "innocent" fun with the Anons.

And how did you know my identity?

>>46439221
I know, this was absolute bait. And I just randomly picked a name :^)

>>46439155
He's lying. Canonically nobody in Gensokyo has ever heard of sex and babies come from storks

>>46439234
I will tell you a secret, but you have kept it:

Gensokyo's people actually have access to the internet. Touhou Project is Yukari's plan to gather faith to keep the Hakurei Barrier functioning because its power wasn't eternal, and then, they all know about us. Yukari even post suicide posting in some genocidal board from here to have people spirited away to Gensokyo. Actually, Gensokyo is located in a forbidden and forgotten region in Japan that is hard to access and the government of Japan tries to avoid people discovering it by indirect protocols, but Gensokyo, ironically, can be seen by an uncensored advanced satellite. The Lunar Capital in the other side, is known by the NASA, but censored as well, they are the aliens that have been rumored for so long and control the world's governments behind the shadows in order to lead humanity to its total extinction. ZUN has a close, non-clarified relationship to Yukari, so he keeps going on creating content for the franchise. This is a secret that has been being discussed by really underground conspiracy groups and is hard to find. Also, Gensokyo is way different from the representation it gets in games and manga, because it purposefully is more wholesome and friendly than what it originally, and in reality is.

This isn't a meme, you have been warned.

>>46439342
I'm Rinnosuke and I confirm that everything this Anon said is correct. Also, I fuck cute youkai girls every day.

>>46439369
Send a photo bro from Gensokyo then.

>>46439369
The only hole Kourin's dick has ever known is Marisa's, and she had to drug him for that to happen.

>>46439265
Yuugi…

>>46439621
This 800 pound killing machine is actually a pure maiden.

>>46440270
Yeah, she's saving herself up for that special someone; which is not me because I like sociopathic women

My wife is not a youkai!!! Don't call her that!

>>46440361
I want to give Mayumi and her haniwa firearms to increase their lethality and tactical options when they do battle with the monsters of the Animal Realm. She deserves it and it would be a good means of showing how much you care for her.

>>46440270
I have seen this image too many times yet I still don't know where it came from.

>>46440484
and you never will!

>>46440458
You think like a true friend of humanity.

>>46440560
>friend of humanity
if you were a friend of humanity you'd want the haniwa faction gone just as much as the beasts

>However, it was actually the idols, not the human spirits, that had the power.
>The human spirits intended to devote themselves to the divinity beyond the idols, but they actually came to worship the idols themselves.
>As a result, it was only natural that these idols began to dominate the humans.
>The idols took control of the Primate Spirit Garden, and the status of the human spirits plummeted to the bottom once again.

I>n being dominated by idols, the Primate Spirit Garden became the most awful, out-of-control organization of all.

>>46440575
Beast fiend propaganda.

She keeps me in the box when we’re going out so that I’m only for her eyes. and eating humans isn’t exactly her forte that’s more a of a water kappa thing

>>46440520
This was all I needed, thanks.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1353778/875466fa2d/

>>46440668
Okay, i don't think you're THAT small, Anon.

>>46440783
Maybe he is Shynmy

>>46440793
cute if true

>>46440783
She made a bigger box cause she’s a got a big heart for me and I love her for it even if she expresses it in a peculiar way

>>46439342
If that were true then Yukari would cut a deal with Junko and Hecatia and would have stopped Reimu and co from beating them.

>>46441021
Why?

>>46441049
Enemy of enemy

>>46437431
uoh Satori-chama ToT

>>46441162
ADVERTISER-SAMA, GET DOWN!! THREAT ON THE THREAD!!

threat eliminated. Have a nice thread, gentlemen.

>>46441174
Thank you Ojousama

>>46437431
mindbreaking satori with thought only

>>46438767
Lunarian women only go for two types of men:
-Dirty, wild earthling men, they need to have a profession involving killing animals.
-Blood relatives.

>>46440560
Hell yeah. I hope she kicks a lot of ass with-

>>46440575
Well shit. Guess you really shouldn’t meet your heroes. Figures.

>>46441997
Do not fall for beast propaganda! The quote is taken from Yachie's memoir's known as "omake.txt"! Remember what her power is? "Making people lose the will to fight back"! She is trying to possess people with a FALSE NARRATIVE! Do not let her horns skewer your spirit and her scales to grind your brain to a mush!

>>46442015
ZUN thinks the idols (AI) are the bad guys
>If you're feeling sick these days, for example, you might go straight to looking it up online and taking measures suggested there, right? But if that escalates to its extreme conclusion, you wouldn't even be the one assessing your own physical condition. An AI would say "your current condition is such-and-such, so do this," and people trust those directions over their own perception. That's the sort of world that appears in-game, where the human spirits are ruled over. And there's beast spirits nearby who say that that's not right.

>>46442015
Maybe someone neutral in the conflict would be the most suitable leader for the humans. Not Keiki, not Yachie, but Yuuma. She would definitely not mistreat her subjects.

>>46442042
Yuuma is a very nice goat and I trust she will not eat anyone's spirits.

>>46440668
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?

>>46442042
good goat

>>46442015
>>46442042
Someone’s lying, and I’m betting it’s the filthy demon girls.

>>46442037
ZUN has become possessed by his own creations! The man is pleading pity for literal DEMONS against the fruits of humanity's faith, dilgence and labor! The signs of this derangement and POSSESSION are clearly visible for those with the eyes to see! This includes but is not limited to the defilement of the sweet heroine he created with these perverse symbols that EXTREME DEVIANTS online use to signal their desire to have sex with DOGS! THIS IS NOT NORMAL FOR HIM! Touhou 17 and & 19 were cries for help!!!!
>>46442042
Greedy eagle goat is unfit to lead even her own flock let alone human spirits!

>>46442088
Slander! Reimu has, at most, simulated intercourse with dogs.

>>46442042
I believe this goat with all my soul

>>46442100
The consequences of being raised by the whitest of white women...

>>46442100
TERRIBLE image!
Does not possessing such an illustration haunt your conscience???
>>46442109
The consequences of being possessed by a "WOLF" spirit!

>>46442101
>>46442064
>>46442053
Yuuma's reaction to being everyone's favorite on /jp/

Yuuma love!

>>46442170
not ran's favourite though lmao

>>46442170
that's the power of ungodly amounts of fluff!!

>>46440590
Kill beast niggers, behead beast niggers, drop kick beast nigger babies into the pavement, throw beast niggers in a volcano
>>46442088
The shrine maiden is an analog to ZUN's inner thoughts, same with marisa. They are possessed by beast heretics and are ultimately depicted as fallen heros, sent to do the dirty work of beast gangsters. Play through the game again and realize just how much power you start with and end with!

>>46442225
see how easily the so-called defenders of humanity turn into sociopaths over perfectly nice and harmless youkai just existing peacefully

>>46442290
t. Youkai man eater

>>46442290
Beast spiritis are not HARMLESS or youkai! They are demons! They do not even understand the idea of peace! INCESSANT CONFLICT is their default state of being!

>>46442222
beautiful quads for Yuuma

>>46442305
Keiki has the ulterior motive of needing worshippers to even exist, the beast youkai don't. Yuuma would probably be willing to protect you from the dangers of hell if you gave her headpats.

i desire to have a loving family with my youkai wife

>>46442349
Yuuma would bite your hand off! And I would much rather put my FAITH into something that needs to CO-EXIST with us humans than some FIEND that seeks to dominate and ABUSE us!

>>46442388
More slander... Yuuma would ne... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>46442414
mischevious goat~

>>46442414
What did you expect when you punched her in the mouth? You should have at least gone for the abdomen since it's not full of BIG SHARP TEETH and YOUKAI JAW MUSCLES.

Post this to ward off the Yuuma

>>46442990
Chen loves Tetsu!

>>46442990
Can we just shoot her?

Youkai really aren't too different from humans. The only difference is that you can kill youkai without people getting mad at you, so I like them for that. Makai residents are similar in that regard.

Humans are the real monsters

>>46444068
No, that's the zombies

>>46444068
You are a real moron.

>>46444571
Says the stupid human.

>>46443271
no, I have a better idea

>>46444828
MOOOOOOOODS!

>>46437431
I'm sorry, but this wiki entry has me baffled. How the fuck can an antisocial person be more prone to drugs, crime, and sex? This runs completely counter to my own experiences as a recluse.

Bottom line, where's all the fucking cooze? Apparently, I'm supposed to be drowning in it.

>>46444913
Bro just read a book

I don't think the word "antisocial" means what you think it means. You're a shy introverted nerd (cute), antisocial people are niggers that have 0 regard for anyone but themselves and steal, kill, bave sex with anyone, and have 0 ethics and morals

>>46444913
Antisocial means destructive to those around you, dangerous to a stable society. Asocial is the one that means reclusive.

>>46444828
Mwhahahahaha! I like it!
You do the cutting and I’ll hold that little dumb goat down!

>>46444847
Nothing can s(h)ave the Yuumer now.

>>46437479
>Natural behavior for them
Yeah, they are naturally sociopaths. It's why they have no empathy.

Most Youkai literally are textbook sociopaths. Why did ZUN try to make them seemingly sympathetic when all of them make Norman Bates seem like a saint?

>>46445469
>Why did ZUN try to make them seemingly sympathetic
He never did?

>>46444068
I hope you are DEAD now.

NO YOUKAI IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED

>>46442088
I'm gonna miss this outfit

>>46444068
thank you, it takes Dedication to being a Badass species and not getting enslaved by all the other Scumbag magical Lifeforms

>>46438767
>you know, it's that old saying. Never ask a racist the colour of their girlfriend, and never ask a lunarian the species of their boyfriend
Very true. I imagine Toyohime gets turned on at the thought of having a rough ruddy muscle bound terran stretch her out and fill her up with his impure earthling seed.
>>46441632
>-Dirty, wild earthling men, they need to have a profession involving killing animals.
Would other earthling men count as animals?

>>46454978
Animals are animals, mister Chigurh.
Although the real points are for giving them a real gory and painful death, one with real suffering.
Such a brutal, animalisticly violent man would give Yocchan in particular wetness that makes the waterfall of nine heavens look like somone spilt sprite over the table.

>>46455118
You got it wrong. Toyo is the one who goes for savage hunters. Truly barbaric earthling men drive her wild.
As for Yori, well... I believe we all know from which group of (almost) men she'd rather go for...

>>46456947
>As for Yori, well... I believe we all know from which group of (almost) men she'd rather go for...
Aunts shouldn't marry their nephews.

>>46456947
She loves it when a wild man shoves his big barbaric cock in and out of her faster than Yori can draw her sword. Some real Iai shit.