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How about no

Ah geez dude, I just hit my car, I'm on these pills bro, I can't do $50

>>46406786
At most I can give you some headpats.

This girl is a prostitute

>>46406822
>>46406860
>>46406943
>>46407403
hand over the money, now.

>>46407487
Yes, of course the money is given before the service, only the most idiotic beginner would have it otherwise.

shes even cuter wearing the sunglasses
so squishy

>>46407487
It ain't gonna suck itself

>>46406786
Shion's older sister

Does she have connections with Klaus Schwab and the WEF?

>>46408755
she's a poorfag who lives through other people's money and is under crippling amounts of debt. What do you think?

>>46408755
She is a simple prostitute.

Cash? You want it? It's yours my friend.

twin drill thursday

>>46407403
>>46409150
How much for a paizuri?

>>46412150
$75 because it's more hassle compared to just sucking the dick

>>46412150
I don't think she has the assets for that

>>46414558
but it's an unspoken rule of gensokyo that the little sister has to be stacked, and the older, flat.

Fake jewelry
Fake tits
Fake gold
Fake drills
Fake womb

>>46422875
She puts so much effort into turning herself to something that drives filthy old men with money insane with lust. Every atom of her being screams "this woman only exists for fucking and will ruin your life if you spent more than an hour with her". For the true connoiseur of the arts there is nothing better than this. It's irresistible, intoxicating. She's like the Sixtine Chapel of whores, built by the wallets and cocks of a thousand ugly bastards.

>>46419620
Jo'on is the subversion of the rule. She's flat, smaller than her sister, less popular, and she's the certified sadhu. Shion's flat too, though. That's why they're both poor.

>>46422875
Shes too poor to afford fake tits, which ironically makes them real

>>46422925
>She's like the Sixtine Chapel of whores,
I'm gonna remember that one.

>>46406786
>posting worst yorigami

whore ja nai.....

>>46427336
The evidence of her whoreness is ample, unlike her chest before she took implants to attract more customers.

I love sluts so much it's unreal.

>>46427568
I love reforming sluts into pure-hearted wives

>>46422952
>>46423526
She was flat, but then she spent all her whore cash on implants.

She's an Ed Edd n Eddy character, not a whore...

>>46427568
Yes.
>>46427584
She is too far gone for any reformation. >>46430227
Your resistance to the idea stems from you thinking "she is a whore" is a moral judgement instead of a job description.

>>46430399
She loves money and her job is scamming people. I know there's very little distance from those descriptions to actual whore behavior, but still, she's more like Wario or an Ed boy than a prostitute.

>>46408197
haha in that case maybe i will have to be the one doing the sucking.........

>>46430487
I'd say WaHH Reimu is more like an Ed boy, since she comes up with get rich quick schemes and scams constantly
On a side note, Ed would absolutely whoop any oni

>>46428648
Silicone tits are still tits.

>>46430487
Yeah she scammed YOU, I got the full service
>>46431373
On some level they are even better than naturals, the idea of someone doing something painful and risky just to look more sexy is hot

>>46431647
S I L I C O N E

>>46431725
This needs to be edited with jo'on

>>46434290
This one too, with Jo'on and Shion.

>>46424751
kill yourself

>>46431373
requesting more jo'on in a bra kthxbai

>>46436848
The is the rich bitch slut thread, not the request thread.
Go and create the AI thread if you want that.

>>46436979
Slut? You're talking about a member of the royal family and a wealthy oil baron

>>46422925
This is a fantastic post and sums up how I feel about John. I would definitely get that Twin Drill Pussy even if it meant ruining my life.

whore

>>46442292
Imagine rubbing your dick between those meaty thighs

'Ya know I gots to treat my girl RIGHT. (It's not enough. It's NEVER enough...)

>>46443337
>Not Benjamins
You have to post Shion when posing that confetti

>>46443474
But Shion is in that picture, so he did post Shion

>>46443337
>'Ya know I gots to treat my girls RIGHT
She's talking about her tits

>>46443337
My Joon Fumo keeps falling on her back and flashing me

>>46446871
That's completely normal, no need to worry.

>>46446871
A whore is a whore even in plush form

I find this page really sweet

>>46452018
I wanna kiss her tummy

>>46446871
You have to pay for the view

>>46456849
I, too, find Chiya-chan really sweet.

>>46452018
Goddamn, Jyoon slooting it up like that despite her not having the most curvaceous body actually makes her even hotter.
>>46446871
Anon, NO! Each time she does that she's just racking up the debt you owe her!

>>46464123
I like the idea of a short, curvy Joon. It's a good contrast to the thin and tall Shion

>>46464488
short-stack Jo'on is best Jo'on and canon Jo'on and I will not take any pushback on it

Looking is 1000 yen.

>>46465282
Talking 1500 yen
Spending time with her 3000 yen
Asking and picking another type of costume 5000 yen
Anything lewd no more less than 30.000 yen or 70.000 yen

>>46406786
I posted 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 times ITT

>>46465282
Fisting is...300 bucks

>>46465322
I think i'll just spend 10 yen on her sister...

>>46472823
She was never a worker in the first place and if you do, Jo'on will grab the money and decide what to do with those.
>>46466461
Yeah but not that kind of "fisting".

Fumo fumo

>>46479538
>swiggity swag, what's in the bag?

Joon sama give me guidance on these stocks

>>46490863
See the option $BOOB? That's the only option you want to invest in.

>>46490863
Joon tells DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>

The Joon thread is all earning sick gains right?...<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>46492703
Yes.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Let it be known that John enjoyers are the strongest day traders on 4chan<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>46494163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w<div class="xa24desu"></div>

The GIF.

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paizuri

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>>46498359
Tits!

i'm financially ruined!

>>46502184
S-tier sex worker

>>46502184
easily furui's greatest crime is never doing any real lewds with this joon, especially since he did so many teases

>>46502276
Furui's greatest crime was doing nothing with Shion
https://litter.catbox.moe/lfy44d.mp4

>>46502363
He did ONLY one thing with Shion but it was jus a threesome with Jo'on

>>46504036
Where? I can't find it

>>46504118
It was an early animation so it's not that great.
https://files.catbox.moe/j1pc9z.mp4
Just a handjob tho

>>46502363
This makes Sarah webms from loli threads on /b/ look good

>>46500028
bigger

>>46500028
I love Gensoukyo, a place where man eater youkai and Gods have been reduced to prostitutes and comfort women

>>46505172
>someone saved my gen
Nice, have another one
https://files.catbox.moe/qa63nb.png
>a place where man eater youkai and Gods have been reduced to prostitutes and comfort women
Money keeps things running... and that's why I can see Reimu becoming a greedy pimp lol

>>46406786
John and Shaun

>>46505172
BIGGER

>>46506091
Sannyo is the pimp

>>46505172
I mean, canonically speaking that's not far from the truth.
Mighty beasts of legend reduced to drinking, bickering has beens in a small piece of land, tucked away in a corner of rural Japan.
Just a few tweaks and Touhou is suddenly about whores.

>>46510766
God with that build I wish she was on the menu...it's so hot when thighs spill from a high sock like ice cream from a cone...

>>46513302
SEXO

Guide to whores in gensokyo

Shion: Flat. 100 Yen and you get her all night. Wear a condom!
Reimu: Big tits. Cheap, but a dead lay. A bitch.
Aya: Medium tits. Not cheap, but not too expensive. An absolute freak in the sheets.
Tewi: Small tits. Costs an arm and a leg. Her sex drive will probably kill you.
Jo'on: Huge (fake) tits. Hope you're loaded. 3DPD in 2D form.

>>46520803
>rent Tewi
>gets Reisen instead
I don't mind getting killed by bunny snu snu!

>>46431373
Firm tits (which fake ones are) actually feel better for paizuri than soft, flabby ones (like natural fat ones) given the same volume due to being able to exert more pressure and friction on the penis. Thus it makes perfect sense for Joon to throw a couple of grand on a pair of big ol' fake knockers because the mind-blowing titfucks she administers with them makes even the greediest miser empty their wallet into her cum-stained hands in a state of post-nutdrainbliss

>>46406786
You're not getting a cent out of me, shorty.

>>46520815
Reisen gets included like this. You'll be fine.

>>46520939
Reminds me this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1014518

>>46406786

I really hope both of the Yorigami sisters appear in the next fighting game with another retarded plot
I think ZUN really loves having characters just talk monumental amounts of shit about them

>>46520871
I would love to have been in the Doctor's office when Jane went to ask Eirin for implants.

>>46406786
3DPD: The Toehoe. If i want a greedy bitch that'll ruin my life i'd just marry the nearest gold digger.

>>46527944
>How firm do you want them, ma'am?
>I want to be able to mash a boiled hot dog into pate by squeezing it between them.
>The Saturday Night Streetwalker special, understood. Sign here and we'll start immediately.

>>46528444
How much did Eirin charge?

>>46537277
Depends on how much she asked to have her boobs inflated.

>>46407487
Why is her left hand so fat? Smells like elephantiasis to me

>>46537375
*right hand

>>46528444
>I want to be able to mash a boiled hot dog into pate by squeezing it between them.
So fucking hot...

>>46538343

>>46538402
Yuugi's Supernatural Cock-Wringing, Pelvis-Shattering Paizuri vs Jo'on's Augmented Ball-Draining, Wallet-Emptying Titfuck...the battle of the century...

>>46513302
his joon doujin was trash not gonna front

>>46544321
Obviously, futa is fucking awful

>>46544643
His other stuff is good you fag. I mean no fuckin' Jo'on titjobs or usage of the compulsive spending shit? It coulda been waaaayyyyy better

>>46502276
Thats not in my bunnysuit Jo'on collection. Did he drop new shit?

>>46544643
>futa
Would futa Joon charge more? Asking for a friend.

>>46544990
Full package is pricier, you are paying for two sets of genitals after all. Discounts depending on how far you can get her cock down your throat. Yes, 5 mon is still technically a discount.

Joan's bra is worth more than Shion earns in a year.

Party's over.

>>46557962
Well it was fun while it lasted

>>46557962
but i still want to dance

sex

>>46566178
Even while being broke.

Paizuri paizuri

>>46570995
strong scent

>>46571036
imagine spending $30.000 only for her used bra.. and sniff it

>>46566178
>Jo'on's first set of implants (she's worried about the money she had to spend on them and if it'll even be worth it, feels funny when her clothes brush her nipples)
>>46570995
>Jo'on's fifth set of implants (she loves the way they feel and how much cash they make for her, is planning to upgrade again once she makes triple the cost back in profits which will take only a few months at most, leverages her fully-developed breastplay addiction to make bank on Paizuri and titfucks)

3dpd in 2d form.

>>46570995
I think Jen would wear a purple or gold bra.
>>46571083
I want to sniff her bra while she gives me paizuri

>>46575574
Pink as default, golden or black or any other dark color while she works.
>I want to sniff her bra while she gives me paizuri
No paizuri, just inhaling her perfume through her bra while she dances and tease you. Since you already paid for it. If you wanna request more services, you better pay up!

>>46577735
This image is turning me on way too much and I don't know why.

>>46557962
but I haven't hear the bell?

What breast size suits the Joon the most?
She is one of the few characters I wouldn't mind having a rather ample bosom despite being petite. I feel like her design accomodates for quite a variety.

>>46581151
Large enough to give the illusion that they are huge.

>>46581278
Seems to me like Hatate should pull a Jo'on' and get a nice fat firm pair of fake saggers to bring in the subscribers.

What the fuck, I think I'm falling in love with a hooker...

i like Jo'on's tourist scamming outfit

>>46581151
>I feel like her design accomodates for quite a variety.
While true, I still prefer her with petite to small breast

>>46581151
Huge implants.

why is her name john

>>46589989
That's the type of person she hangs out with.

>>46586586
but she has to titmog Shion.

>>46589989
Cuz guys say "i gotta hit the John" when they need to pee

>>46599641
Yeah but Shion is a tall, starving flatty, anything mogs her in compairson. They can be J medium and S flat and it still works. Actually I prefer that scenario since I don't enjoy these slut silicone fantasies.

Opposite day

why can't they both be flatties? that's why they're both misers

>>46606625
Both still look good.

>>46606625
delet this
>>46573187
Too green

>>46607018
Wear some glasses then.

>>46606639
>why can't they both be flatties
this
the Yorigami sisters are best when flat

>>46607175
NOOOO It's an unthinkable natural law of gensoukyo. Little sis Big, big sis Little.

this is good size

>>46614210
milk the joon!

>>46614484
And sell it at a very high price!

jean ass

>>46628754
and sexy backboob

Joon is tailor-made for revenge hentai at the hands of people she's scammed and I genuinely cannot believe how little of that there is.

HOLY

>>46630771
Jolly
>>46630771
That was one of her first doujinshi, weird but still ok.

>>46630771
That was a good doujinshi, despite the content.
>>46635403
Goldy

>>46527944

Go one step further and BECOME the Doctor

>>46635568
>Becoming a fat-titted, dommy hag of a doctor with a cute, busty bunny girl assistant who specializes in turning goddesses into massive-mammaried shortstack testicle/wallet drainers
Is this a Joon thread or a Goon thread, because I can't tell the difference anymore.

>>46635816
>why_not_both.png

>>46630771
I like the one where she possesses the guy and then he turns her into her cumdump.
>>46635492
moar

>>46641033
>maor
pay up!

>>46644588
only if you show more tiddy