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>>46563328
And she loves hunting down lively young males.

>>46563359
That's every touhou hag though.

Does the Ka likes her breasts being bitten when in sex?

>>46563392
Usually not quite so literal with the "hunt" part though...

>>46563550
I want to be turned into fertilizer for Yuuka's garden

>>46563392
Perfect!

Reminder that Yuuka is normally very chill unless you go after her flowers. You need to go out of your way to really piss her off

>>46563714
Would hugging her piss her off?
Very important, I need to know the safest way to witness Youkai Moe.

Master of Breakfast

>>46563866
Whenever I see this I always think she's touching herself in the last panel.
I'm sorry, Yuukarin, I just can't help but desire you.

>>46563866
Nothing like fingering yourself after a good breakfast.

>>46563328
Go on, tell us why without talking about her appearance.

>>46563951
NTA but [picrel] is the funneist shit ever

>>46563855
She'd either be stunned by your bravery and try to hide her blush or tell you that if you dare stop you will regret it

>>46563951
Because she lives life on her terms and doesn't give a fuck. I wish I could be like her.

>>46563424
I like to imagine Yuuka is actually very delicate during sex, like a fragile flower.
That is until you flip her switch that is

>>46563951
the cooler master spark

Four songs, each one a banger. Nobody else can compare.

>>46563855
It could be worse.

I think that while she enjoys being alone most of the time once in a while she gets lonely so she goes out and starts bullying Reimu and random fairies.

>>46564943
True but I doubt if someone were to fit her criteria she'd be opposed to him staying with her

>>46563714
I imagine she is similar to an American hillbilly in that if you encounter her on her terms she's mostly harmless but if you enter her territory uninvited then she is going to expel you with lethal force.

>>46565108
I don't think shell put in the effort into using lethal force some wandering fairy / human who just happen to wander in. Its much more likely shed just ask you to leave and only expel you if you are too stubborn or show up to bother her too much

>>46565140
That sounds right. Even a hillbilly will usually tell you to leave before pulling the trigger.

In the case of fairies, I imagine she would just smack it away like a mosquito if it gets annoying. Not like there's any harm done since they just respawn anyways.

>>46565186
Dosen't it also say that her garden is right between the human village and the youkai mountain ? Meaning passer-by would be expected ?

Sleepy Yuuka

>>46565186
Canonically she lets them be because they provide the energy for vibrant blooming.
For this reason I choose to believe that she'd be more impressed you made the journey than anything, and'd most likely be perfectly polite and accomodating provided you were respectful.
She might even try to strike up a conversation on all her hard work, but given her PMiSS entry I'm inclined to believe she'd not be good at it.

>>46565230
Id also imagine if you came to her needing help with Flowers shed be inclined to try and help you.

I don't believe she's malicious but would bluntly let you know if you're overstaying your wellcome

>>46564462
I think she's very delicate with you, but you'd know very well that you are not the one in control
the second it's over, she'd be back to normal, but every millisecond before that is spent giving you the most gentle and fulfilling treatment in your entire life

>>46565230
She's mentioned as liking to intentionally fuck with people so while she might not kill you, I don't imagine she would exactly be pleasant to speak to for any length longer than an exchange of greetings.

>>46565276
Liking to fuck with people doesn't mean everyone all the time, and I doubt she'd get all that much fun from a normal human from doing anything all that unpleasant.
Maybe after the second ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ time you visit her she'd start getting adventurous and do things like verbally manipulating you into saying something rude or embarrassing for fun, or at most make you trip on a conveniently placed root and laugh at you when you eat shit in the earth, but I can't seriously imagine her being all that bad if violence is taken off the table by it's utter onesidedness and therefore boredom.

>>46565276
>She's mentioned liking to fuck people
Great news!

>>46565359
Trying to see how much damage one could do with words alone is the next frontier for those who have mastered physical violence.

Does Yuuka have the best legs in Gensokyo?

>>46566007
Legend has it her thighs have enough strength to decapitate a person

>>46566056

That'd be the best possible way to go out

>>46566417
Especially if you're facing her!

Youkai moe!!

>>46565140
>>46565186
It's a flower field. There's gonna be fairies, and they're going to make fun of you if you were to visit, anon. In fact, there couldn't even be flowers without fairies because they're the physical embodiment of nature and empower it. Yuuka's not going to chase them off because it's basically their turf and she's the one squatting there.
She only went to bully Cirno because as an ice fairy she doesn't fit into the flower field, and even then she kinda felt bad afterwards since teasing a weak fairy like that is just kinda petty and beneath her. She'd rather be bullying someone who thinks they're hot shit like Shinki.
I wish we saw Yuuka meeting Tanned Cirno, though. It must be quite a shock to see an ice fairy suddenly manifest a "tan" and spontaneously grow flowers around her body.

>>46569238
In my headcanon, Yuuka gave tanned Cirno the flowers as proof she is the 'strongest'

Which version of Yuuka do you prefer? Monster with a surprisingly soft center or psychopathic youkai to her core?

>>46570349

the former is the correct choice

>>46570362
Even PMiSS which gives her a very high threat and the worst human friendship level also says she visits the human village. She might be powerful and scary but she won't attack unless provoked or if you are strong enough to give her a good fight.

>>46570402
Imagine accidentally stepping on a flower thinking nothing much of it and seeing Yuuka going to town for her own thing thinking she's there to kill you

>>46570349
mellowed out in her old age and next to impossible to push her back to her old self. I like it most when she's written as just living her life rather than actually being out for something

>>46570349
Neither, and this dichotomy is retarded.
Yuuka isn't some angry gorilla, nor is she secretly kind; rather, she's a *bother*.
An annoyance, a nuisance, a hindrance, a pain in the ass... Yuuka is all those things.
Sure, she could steep to violence, but where's the fun in that? She just wants to be remembered as someone people dread dealing with, a black mark on their souls that they can never shake off. Just a bit of misery brought into their lives.
Her sheer dedication to being a youkai, an enemy of mankind, even in these days where youkai-human relations have completely changed is what makes her youkai moe. No matter what happens, what makes her happy will always simply be ruining someone's day just for the sake of it.
She's basically just a much bigger and much cleverer fairy, whimsical and playful as she plays pranks all day and smiles as someone ends up slightly more miserable due to her actions.

>>46570853
Reimu hands wrote this

>>46570864
I see someone got prank'd again.
Really, you think she'd be more grateful. This is as close to friends as Yuka has with anyone...

>>46570853
Yuuka would be soft and gentle if you were a botanist
considering how backwards and primitive the villagers are, a competent outsider she could talk shop with would be a breath of fresh air
and if you're a PhD, get ready for a shotgun wedding

>>46564462

Harm a flower and all the sudden you have a Chasity cage on you

She's very cute

>>46572645
I feel as though Yuuka would probably be unfamiliar with the terms and concepts a botanist, especially one from a foreign land, would use. Her knowledge of plants is innate so she probably never had to learn a technical thing about them because she can manipulate them at will anyways.

>>46576914
that's exactly why though
alien terms, yet the mortal clearly knows what they're doing, so she gets to learn about how the grandmasters of the outside world do things
Exotic knowledge is always a treat

>>46577134
I wonder if she would be impressed or disgusted by the way modern humans have learned to genetically modify plants.

>>46577703
I would say a little bit of both, like being horrified they would but at the same time impressed they could. Kind of like some people's fascination with the holocaust.

>>46572645
the botany course at my uni makes me want to kill myself, thanks for the copium

>>46584459
Sorry Yuuka, therapy is a scam and i won't be taking Dr. (((Eirinberg)))'s meds

>>46584760
I would take any and every pill that mommy Eirin prescribed me. Doubly so if Yuuka endorsed them.

>>46584459
Confronting my issues?
I'd rather she just hit me and tell me to get a grip.

>>46584459
Is there any more of this ?

>>46584459
Yuuka is not ready to meet someone as flawed yet accepting of those flaws as I am!

>>46589936
Yuuka and nursegetsu will help you find the motivation to recognize and work on those flaws!

>>46589985
I tell Yuuka that there is no fixing perfection and hit her with a pair of finger guns.

I think Japanese Flower might just be my favourite theme of them all.
It sounds like a staffroll theme more than a battle theme though.
Kioh Gyoku must have been a weird game.

>>46570443
My favorite interpretation of her is something akin to a retired war criminal. She did a lot of fucked up things in the past and enjoyed doing them but now she just wants to relax. She can and will go off on anyone who disturbs her peaceful retirement but her days of spree killing are long behind her.

>>46595889
Get your FUCKING foot out my face!

Yuuka is a kind lady

>>46596552
I don't think you appreciate how hard this image makes me
I just want to kiss this woman for fifteen minutes straight, I don't care if she'll kill me after.

Why are people scared of her? She's seems like a nice lady who enjoys flowers/

Yuuka's sense of fashion is quite something

Is Yuuka a sigma male (female)?

>>46597024

Because when you actively try to mess with her and annoy her, she'll kill you

>>46597024
The best way to be left alone is to cultivate a reputation for being a violent psycho. It's because of this reputation that she can enjoy herself in relative peace.

>>46595901
You know she's gonna step on your face for that

>>46598327
The bug knows a thing or two on getting stepped on haha

>Each sunflower head can contain as many as 1000 to 2000 seeds.
I want to have that many children with Yuuka.

>>46598327
I tell her NO means NO!

>>46599514
God, just imagine the show a pouty pregnant Yuuka would put on.
Imagine the gap moe found between her making you do everything for her because it's your fault, but also knowing she's actually as happy as she's ever been behind her complaints.

>>46602082
Nature in full bloom

>>46602644

>>46599514
I think that pic is vore or unbirth

>>46603984
Don't worry, she's just really, really pregnant.

Imagine Yuuka showing off her pregnant belly at the weekly hag meetup

>>46603984
no no, she's just pregnant with triplets
the first of many

>>46604999
>Imagine Yuuka showing off her pregnant belly at the weekly hag meetup
>everyone else gritting their teeth in rage that they STILL haven't found a man to do the same to them.
lol, lmao

>>46604999
Kill Bill type situation . She's the strongest so they might not try anything but you never know

>>46599363
I bet that smells amazing
>>46599540

>>46606570
...I'm not proud of it, but her smiling face is worth the world to me.

Yuuka's family

Imagine being older than Yukari but still being known as the younger Yukarin.
Honestly, you can't make this stuff up.

>>46609279
She seems younger due to flower power

>>46563951
We got the Yuuka gatekeeper over here.

>>46609574
??????????

Does Yuuka likes to double team you in bed with her clone, or does she prefer one on one?

have a nice day, Anons.

My mind has been full of negative thought today, I wish I could be like Yuukarin and just enjoy the flowers.

>>46611238
Beneath Mt. Everest is five miles of solid rock anon.
Every journey starts with a single step. Persevere and you shall succeed.

>>46610860
Being invited to the home of the cute youkai you met at the florist!
Ignoring the warning of your friends, colleagues, and inner common sense that she is a danger and going to kill you!
Tentatively knocking on the door of her house in the garden of the sun!
Entering when you hear her call out that it's unlocked but suddenly a chloroform rag is pressed against your face from behind!
Waking up tied to a chair with two Yuukas looking down at you!
Panicking when you smell that she has her oven going and an array of ingredients spread out across her kitchen!
Having your pleas for mercy immediately interrupted by Yuuka 1 excitedly declaring that she always wanted to do this, and finally has the chance she's been waiting for!
Sobbing quietly as you realize that she has gone on to start explaining that she's going to compete iron chef style against her clone and she wants you to judge the dishes!
They're both (?) really good cooks!
You actually have a wonderful afternoon sampling two full course meals prepared by the Yuukas!
It's a tough decision, but you decide that Yuuka 2's food tasted slightly better and was more creative!
Getting punched in the jaw by Yuuka!
She's happy with her win, but the other her is a sore loser!
Regaining consciousness again at the edge of the garden of the sun missing your wallet!
Yuuka!

>>46607371
Yuuka clearly has a blonde fetish like ZUN

>>46611260
don't worry, Yuuka will gift you your wallet (and the hogtied fairy that stole it while you were unconscious) straight to your front door.

>>46612134
So romantic...
Does the 'Ka communicate her affection through violence? Does she not know how to just talk to people about her feelings and hit them instead?
Is she like a cat that bites you because that's how it thinks it works?
It's very cute in it's own special little way. Moe even.
Youkai Moe.

>>46616877
Kurumi seems like the type of girl who'd bite you a little to get your attention. A behavioural trait that she probably learned from Yuuka.

>>46618496
lmao what could she bite, my ankles?

>>46612117
Perfect, my chances to get with Yuuka have increased!!!

>>46618679
Yuuka does not allow 'rumi or Medi bullying in her thread!

BULLY Yuuka

>>46618970
You know, there are cleaner and less painful ways to commit suicide if that's the route you want to go down.

The most stylish youkai in gensokyo

>>46619718
Hands down. Without a doubt. Her outfit is the perfect blend of rustic modesty that's just revealing enough to spurr on the imagination.
The yellow neckdress conveniently placed right on her breast is just so placed to look as if she's not trying to draw the eye to her bust, since it compliments her hair and blazer so well.
Lesser men would say she's not doing it intentionally, but I know better. This is a carefully crafted look to elicit a particular reaction in a certain kind of man, yet so elegantly put together that it looks like she's not trying at all.

So well dressed is she, dear anon, so well is she dressed that it in fact perfectly encapsulates all the best qualities of Yuuka. Her attire is simultaniously both modern yet traditional, light and airy yet heavy and grounded, plain yet so, so intricate. It displays her feminine body like it was a gift of Nature itself, whilst at the same time subtly hinting at the tough, no-nonsense character of the girl herself. Truly, it is simply perfect in every conceivable way.


I think I might need a moment.

>>46619155
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY

>>46620449
the only damage dante could do to yuuka is to her waistline by introducing pizza to gensokyo

>>46620449
How well would Dante fare against Yuuka based on the threat levels of things he kills in his own games?

No danmaku and Yuuka has reverted to who she was in the past.

>>46620642
Dante would solo all of Gensokyo and beyond.

>>46620642
Stalemate. Unless it is dmc3 dante then he dies because he was young and did not unlock his powers yet. In reality he is too nice to even begin fighting her in the first place unless she gets angry at his stupid jokes.

>>46620642
I think it would depend on the Dante. DMC3 Dante would probably lose. DMC4 Dante sweeps without breaking a sweat.

People vastly overestimate Yuuka, anyway.
She's strong, but probably only like, Remilia levels of physical strength (though lacking the other stuff that makes vampires so overpowered). Which makes her really strong even by youkai standards, but there's still more than enough people in Gensokyo who would outmatch her.

>>46620642
Dante loses immediately to hags like her dues his mommy issues.

>>46620694
In SMT3 Dante can hold his own against Lucifer so it would be a hell of a fight

>>46620720
Much like in the case of what makes Suika stronger than Yuugi, what sets Yuuka apart from other youkai who are just physically powerful is that she is also essentially a wizard on top of that.

>>46620720
C'mon Yukari, if that's the worst you can do and have anyone believe you, it's just a little pathetic.

>>46620730
Dante would fill her dark soul with light and convince her that she's actually human after she sheds a tear.

>>46620765
Most youkai are wizards. It comes with the territory of being in a franchise where fights involve shooting colorful bullets at your enemy.
Yuuka has good raw stats, but she's never depicted with the completely broken special abilities that some characters have, so she probably can't do anything more complicated than fire big lasers, assuming that's even part of modern canon.
She can probably take Remilia, but only because Remi is a dumb brat while Yuuka is much more experiences, and I seriously doubt she could hold up against the truly ridiculous characters like Okina, Yuugi, or the Moonies. Hecatia is right out, obviously.
Even Who's Who only claims that her power rivals that of final bosses, and never states she stands out amongst them in any way, so the average final boss can probably be taken as a good benchmark of Yuuka's level, though in their case their unique abilities should also be accounted for and Yuuka should eclipse most of them in raw strength, at least.

>>46620886
Who would you say are the top 3 strongest in Gensokyo when it comes to pure physical might?

>>46620886
So she's a little underpowered because she's lazy?
Cute!

>>46620908
It's hard to tell given that physical strength isn't really a focus in Touhou, but not counting outsiders like Hecatia, it's probably Yuugi, followed by Suika and Ibaraki-douji.
But bringing in the highest-ranking oni is unfair, honestly. They're just ridiculous, and they get incredibly strong abilities to boot.

>>46620959
>They're just ridiculous, and they get incredibly strong abilities to boot.
What is Yuugi's abilitiy?

>>46621251
"The ability to wield unexplainable phenomena"
It's the most vague power in the entire series on purpose, not even in the mangas has it been expanded upon (yet?). As far as we know, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

>>46621430
My personal interpretation of it is that she can use it as somewhat of an antimagic zone and force people to fight her on her terms, which is to say physically.

>>46599540

With Yuuka, No means Extra Yes

While I'm sure Yuuka can rip off somebodies arm and beat them to death with it and she probably did so when she was younger, I think she is too refined and elegant to do so these days. At this point her actual strength means little since she has enough people fearing her to last forever and there are very few beings who are brave or stupid enough to test her power.

>>46621853
>there are very few beings who are brave or stupid enough to test her power
What if they're both?

How does one travel to Gensokyo?
This is important

>>46626852
Walk deep into the darkness of Aokigahara until you come out on the other side.

Is Yuuka a morning person?

>>46627700
She's a youkai.

>>46627731
I am an human and i go to sleep when sun starts to rise so who knows?

Player 2

>>46632943
I wish Yuuka was my player two...

>>46627700
Working for Yuuka as a house servant1
Nagging Yuuka to finally get out of bed after a month long session of continuous naps and to go outside!
Finally getting Yuuka to strip out of her cute pajamas that have been worn and lazed about in constantly without being changed once!
Huffing her pajama bottoms like they're your life support system the second she's out the door!
Not stopping for unfiltered air even as the heavy scent of her youkai moe phermones and sweat make your head spin and vision go dark!
Yuuka returning 10 seconds after leaving since she forgot her umbrella, only to find you unconscious on the floor with her pants over your head!
Yuuka resolving to take better care of herself and to give you more controlled exposure to her body so this situation doesn't happen again!
Yuuka!

>>46641598
She's so considerate...
Yuuka writeanons give me such joy, thank you.

>>46641598
Such a sweet girl, most of the times that someone does this they get thrown out or beaten!
Someone needs to correct PMiSS, this is conclusive evidence that the 'Ka is the friendliest of the youkai!!!

She's comfy and disturbing - at the same time.

>>46646713
This is of course the essence of Yuuka Moe.
That and her just being cute indpendantly.

>>46632970
>ywn play Mark Kart: Double Dash with Yuuka

>>46649931
Imagine playing mario party with Yuuka snuggled up next to you and beginning to gain a lead over her. You're thinking it's all just fun and games when she quietly shifts to wrap her arm around your side and slowly starts to squeeze you against her, hard.
Would you throw the game to ensure your ribs stay intact, or would you call her bluff?

>>46650337
If I cannot respect myself, I am not worthy of respect.
I keep going up until it becomes agonising enough to make me think she's forgotten my ribs can even break. Or if I can't breathe anymore

I don't care if she isn't human
I don't care if she's a monster
I don't care if she can snuff the life out of me with just a finger
I love her and want to marry her

>>46651129
Anon, I have this image for a very good reason.

>>46620886
whats the greatest dad ever doing there?

>>46651666
marisa's dad needed to disown marisa somehow and in comes heihachi fresh from being thrown into a volcano
so he threw her off the stairs to the hakurei shrine

>>46651666
They're his friends, anon. Can't a man just enjoy hanging out with the strongest people in Gensokyo?

>>46651129
All 3 are her some of her greatest appeals

Love the 'ka!
Hug the 'ka!
Get squeezed by the 'ka!
Go to the doctor with the 'ka!
Getting your ribs relocated because of the 'ka!
Receiving an apology from the 'ka!
Loving the 'ka still!

>>46655953
"Oh yeah, sorry for fooling around with Eirin during your surgery, anon. I shouldn't have made her laugh so hard that your insides got rearranged haha. But it was fine in the end. It only took her 14 extra hours to put your ribs and organs back together. I promise I'll behave better the next time you need surgery and to save my funniest jokes and anecdotes for the monthly mom night instead of the operating room."

>>46656240
I wonder what this syringe might be for

>>46656307
Anon, look out! They're trying to steal your mojo!

>>46657083
And I'm going to let them
It is VERY erotic.

>>46660187
Yuuka has canonically let the Prismrivers play in her garden, I wonder if she let the Raiko version play there as well,

>>46660590
Maybe she appreciates the occasional soundtrack to accompany her walk through the flowers.

She's not serious all the time you know

Yuuka!

>>46667811
that just makes her even more dangerous, you think she'll let you escape if you catch her with her usual facade off?

>>46668379
... escape?

sniff

>>46678525
The total lack of reaction on Yuka's face makes me think Elly does this too often for her to care about stopping her anymore.
That or she just hasn't noticed yet and Elly's about to find herself at the bottom of a small crater half a mile away.

>>46678624
Maybe she is frozen in shock.

Cat lady Yuuka

>>46679547
M-Meow

>>46679547
Orin comes for the pets and stays for the steady supply of bodies of the people who insult Yuuka.

>>46599363

All of the Sudden I wish I was wriggle, strange

>>46679669
I'd say the reason of death would be rather different

>>46680775
She's fighting them all off because she's already taken:
By [me]

>>46679693
same

I choose hug
I don't need to know the situation, hug is a good choice no matter what

>>46679693
>>46681496

>>46679693
the fate of all Wriggles is to get squished

>>46570431
>Imagine accidentally stepping on a flower
I wouldn't
I dont even step on ants

Oh, what I would give...

I want to SQUEEZE my love into her, by force if neccessary!

>>46618970
Would Yuuka be down to torture Yukkuri with me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
SHE'S SO CUUTE!!

>>46708974
I have no idea why I find her so beautiful and erotic no matter what situation she's in.
I just want to give her a big ol' hug about her waist every time I see her. I am fully aware she'd hurt me physically and psychologically but I don't give a damn.
I might have issues.

>>46711680
The only issue you have is a bad case of youkai moe

>>46714556
Is there a cure, doc?

>>46719651
Just hold still

I want rehabilitation from the daily rat race by working as a gardener for Yuuka...

>>46725228
Elly!

>>46680775

I wonder how many times a day this happens to her now

>>46728150
Imagine working together with her in Yuuka's garden.

>>46681021
>t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rXFsC23Tl0

>>46734026
Damn straight. I'll keep coming back until my dying breath.

Spending a sunny spring day outside together with Yuukarin!
Has the pixiv been painfully slow for you guys as well or is it just me? Think it's been going on for a few months at least

>>46736352
pixiv has ran like absolute dogshit for years on my end. At this point I just assume it's japanese incompetence.

>>46736368
It used to ran like dogshit but at very least it used to ran. Now it straight up fails to load images 80% of the time I try to use it

Best youkai ever, nobody else can compare